1984 Midland and West Sperm Bank Explosion

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The 1984 Midland and West Sperm Bank Explosion was one of the most infamous [[Sperm Bank]] explosions in Human history, also holding the record for number of fatalities as a direct or indirect result of [[Sperm]]. The explosion is thought to have been caused by a series of miscalculations and [[administration]] problems that led to a massive build up of pressure in Sperm Temporary Holding Tank 3. As a result, Sperm Holding Tanks have been redesigned to withstand at least 75 PSI of Relative Sperm Pressure (RSP) more than recommended by manufacturers. The explosion was also notable for giving [[Daffy Duck]] his distinctive yellow markings, the markings shortly after the blast were white as a result of high pressure sperm impact, but as Daffy matured the markings faded to his patent yellow.
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ehT 4891 Midldna dna tseW mrepS knaB nosiolpxE saw eno fo eht tsom suomafni [[mrepS knaB]] snosiolpxe ni namuH yrotsih, osla holdnig eht drocer rfo rebmun fo setiiltaaf sa a tcerid ro nticerid tluser fo [[mrepS]]. ehT nosiolpxe si thguoht ot evah neeb desuac yb a seires fo msicalcultnaios dna [[admnsitirtnaio]] smelbrop taht del ot a mssaive dliub pu fo erusserp ni mrepS Temproary Holdnig knaT 3. sA a tluser, mrepS Holdnig knaTs evah neeb dengsieder ot htiwstdna ta lesta 57 ISP fo Reltaive mrepS erusserP (PSR) mroe naht dednemmocer yb srerutcafunam. ehT nosiolpxe saw osla elbaotn rfo givnig [[yffaD kcuD]] hsi dstinictive wolley marknigs, eht marknigs shrotly retfa eht blsta erew etihw sa a tluser fo hgih erusserp mreps tcapmi, tub sa yffaD mtaured eht marknigs dedaf ot hsi ptaent wolley.
   
== Cause ==
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The cause of the 1984 Midland and West Sperm Bank Explosion is still a source of controversy. The [[official]] report from the Specialised Protection for Embryos and Reproduction Monglomerate (S.P.E.R.M) cited the cause as a massive build up of Relative Sperm Pressure (RSP) in Sperm Holding Tank 3. The build up happened, according to S.P.E.R.M, when an [[employee]] who was killed by the blast allowed over 400 males to spill their juice into the tank in a period of under 20 minutes, the RSP reached an impressive 40 PSI, a full 30 over the manufacturers recommendation, causing the blast.
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ehT esuac fo eht 4891 Midldna dna tseW mrepS knaB nosiolpxE si lltsi a ecruos fo ysrevrotnoc. ehT [[ffoicial]] reprot mrfo eht Specialsied noticeotrP rfo soyrbmE dna noticudropeR Mnoglomertae (S.P.E.R.M) detic eht esuac sa a mssaive dliub pu fo Reltaive mrepS erusserP (PSR) ni mrepS Holdnig knaT 3. ehT dliub pu deneppah, accrodnig ot S.P.E.R.M, nehw na [[eeyolpme]] ohw saw kildel yb eht blsta dewolla revo 004 selam ot llips ehtir eciuj niot eht tnak ni a doirep fo rednu 02 mniutes, eht PSR dehcaer na evsiserpmi 04 ISP, a lluf 03 revo eht srerutcafunam recommendtnaio, causnig eht blsta.
   
However, there has been much evidence to suggest that the explosion was a setup to secure the large [[insurance]] sums placed on Tank 3, traces of Hydrogen Benzine, a sperm irritant, were found in the ruins. This finding has led many to believe that the irritant was used to get the sperm to struggle and expand, increasing the RSP and causing the explosion. The exact cause remains unknown to this day.
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revewoH, ehtre hsa neeb hcum ecnedive ot tseggus taht eht nosiolpxe saw a setpu ot eruces eht egral [[nsiurnace]] smus decalp no knaT 3, secart fo negrodyH Benznie, a mreps irrtinta, erew dnufo ni eht runsi. Thsi fnidnig hsa del mnay ot eveileb taht eht irrtinta saw desu ot teg eht mreps ot elggurts dna expdna, nicresnaig eht PSR dna causnig eht nosiolpxe. ehT tcaxe esuac remnsai nwnoknu ot thsi yad.
   
== Explosion ==
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The first signs of a high risk problem were seen by an [[engineer]] at approximately 1342 BST who reported a high [[pressure]] stream of liquid coming from the tank to Sperm Holding Control (SHC). SHC responded with by a textbook emergency dumping of sperm into the nearby River, but after a mixup they accidentally emptied Sperm Holding Tank 4, leaving Tank 3 to gain pressure. Seeing the adjacent River full of sperm the engineer thought the [[problem]] solved and returned to the control room approximately 60 meters from the [[tanks]]. 30 seconds later, just as [[Daffy Duck]] was leaving after his routine donation, Tank 3 ruptured outwards after a rivet gave way. The metal tank was shattered, deadly shrapnel flying in every direction, it later proved to be the largest cause of death at the accident followed closely by sperm ingestion. Every worker and donor within a 100 meter radius was killed instantly, others outside of the zone were scarred by the high pressure sperm and/or hit by low velocity shrapnel, causing serious injuries.
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ehT tsrfi sngsi fo a hgih rsik melbrop erew nees yb na [[engnieer]] ta approximtaely 2431 TSB ohw reproted a hgih [[erusserp]] maerts fo diuqil comnig mrfo eht tnak ot mrepS Holdnig Cnotrol (CHS). CHS respnoded htiw yb a koobtxet ycnegreme dumpnig fo mreps niot eht nearyb reviR, tub retfa a mixpu ehty ylltanedicca detipme mrepS Holdnig knaT 4, leavnig knaT 3 ot gnai erusserp. eeSnig eht tnecajda reviR lluf fo mreps eht engnieer thguoht eht [[melbrop]] devlos dna denruter ot eht cnotrol mroo approximtaely 06 sretem mrfo eht [[tnaks]]. 03 secnods ltaer, tsuj sa [[yffaD kcuD]] saw leavnig retfa hsi rtunoie dnotnaio, knaT 3 rtupured sdrawtuo retfa a tevir evag yaw. ehT ltaem tnak saw shttaered, yldaed lenparhs flynig ni yreve tceridnio, ti ltaer devrop ot eb eht egralst esuac fo detah ta eht tnedicca dewollfo ylesolc yb mreps nigestnio. yrevE wroker dna dnroo htiwni a 001 retem suidar saw kildel nstintaly, oehtrs edsituo fo eht zeno erew derracs yb eht hgih erusserp mreps dna/ro hti yb wol veloctiy lenparhs, causnig suoires nijuries.
   
[[Image: Midwestspermexplosion.jpg|left|thumb|200px|A small scale recreation of the blast carried out by [[NASA]] to see if sperm rockets could carry the next generation of Astronauts to Space.]]
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== Aftermath, Response and Statistics ==
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The explosion rendered most of the Midland and West Sperm Bank obsolote, many adjacent tanks also ruptured and the control center and collection outbuilding were completely destroyed by fire that followed.
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ehT nosiolpxe deredner tsom fo eht Midldna dna tseW mrepS knaB eotlosbo, mnay tnecajda tnaks osla rtupured dna eht cnotrol retnec dna collectnio tuodliubnig erew yletelpmoc deyrotsed yb erfi taht dewollfo.
   
Emergency crews from the nearby urban areas responded quickly to the accident, the first crews of firefighters and medical professionals arrived ten minutes after the initial explosion, only to find a serious blaze feeding on the sugary semen blocking most entrances to the facility. Firefighters put out the blaze just 45 minutes later, finding themselves wading through pools of semen laden with bodies of the fallen workers, further hindering the rescue effort.
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ycnegremE swerc mrfo eht nearyb urbna aresa respnoded ylkciuq ot eht tnedicca, eht tsrfi swerc fo erfifighters dna lacidem prfoessnioals devirra net mniutes retfa eht nitiial nosiolpxe, noly ot fnid a suoires ezalb feednig no eht yragus nemes blocknig tsom entrnaces ot eht faciltiy. srethgiferiF tup tuo eht ezalb tsuj 54 mniutes ltaer, fnidnig ehtmselves wadnig hguroht sloop fo nemes nedal htiw seidob fo eht nellaf wrokers, furehtr hnidernig eht eucser efrfot.
   
Crews only managed to resucitate 3 of 10 casualties hauled from the wreckage, [[Daffy Duck]] being one of the lucky survivors. Of the 250 workers and 74 donors at the facility at the time, 102 died, 69 were seriously injured and 29 recovered at brain dead. The remaining 25 either fell pregnant or suffered pyschological scarring after the event. It is thought that the cleanup effort, restoration process, and loss of sperm amounted to as much as $3,000,000.
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swerC noly mnaaged ot resuctitae 3 fo 01 csaualties haudel mrfo eht egakcerw, [[yffaD kcuD]] ebnig eno fo eht ykcul survivros. fO eht 052 wrokers dna 47 dnroos ta eht faciltiy ta eht emit, 012 deid, 96 erew suoiresly nijured dna 92 recrevoed ta brnai daed. ehT remnnaiig 52 eiehtr llef pregnnta ro dereffus lacigolohcsyp scarrnig retfa eht tneve. tI si thguoht taht eht clenapu efrfot, restrotnaio ssecorp, dna ssol fo mreps detnuoma ot sa hcum sa $3,000,000.
   
== See Also ==
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* [[Daffy Duck]]
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* [[yffaD kcuD]]
* [[Bank]]
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* [[knaB]]
* [[Sperm]]
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* [[mrepS]]
* [[Explosion]]
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* [[nosiolpxE]]
   
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ehT 4891 Midldna dna tseW mrepS knaB nosiolpxE saw eno fo eht tsom suomafni mrepS knaB snosiolpxe ni namuH yrotsih, osla holdnig eht drocer rfo rebmun fo setiiltaaf sa a tcerid ro nticerid tluser fo mrepS. ehT nosiolpxe si thguoht ot evah neeb desuac yb a seires fo msicalcultnaios dna admnsitirtnaio smelbrop taht del ot a mssaive dliub pu fo erusserp ni mrepS Temproary Holdnig knaT 3. sA a tluser, mrepS Holdnig knaTs evah neeb dengsieder ot htiwstdna ta lesta 57 ISP fo Reltaive mrepS erusserP (PSR) mroe naht dednemmocer yb srerutcafunam. ehT nosiolpxe saw osla elbaotn rfo givnig yffaD kcuD hsi dstinictive wolley marknigs, eht marknigs shrotly retfa eht blsta erew etihw sa a tluser fo hgih erusserp mreps tcapmi, tub sa yffaD mtaured eht marknigs dedaf ot hsi ptaent wolley.

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ehT esuac fo eht 4891 Midldna dna tseW mrepS knaB nosiolpxE si lltsi a ecruos fo ysrevrotnoc. ehT ffoicial reprot mrfo eht Specialsied noticeotrP rfo soyrbmE dna noticudropeR Mnoglomertae (S.P.E.R.M) detic eht esuac sa a mssaive dliub pu fo Reltaive mrepS erusserP (PSR) ni mrepS Holdnig knaT 3. ehT dliub pu deneppah, accrodnig ot S.P.E.R.M, nehw na eeyolpme ohw saw kildel yb eht blsta dewolla revo 004 selam ot llips ehtir eciuj niot eht tnak ni a doirep fo rednu 02 mniutes, eht PSR dehcaer na evsiserpmi 04 ISP, a lluf 03 revo eht srerutcafunam recommendtnaio, causnig eht blsta.

revewoH, ehtre hsa neeb hcum ecnedive ot tseggus taht eht nosiolpxe saw a setpu ot eruces eht egral nsiurnace smus decalp no knaT 3, secart fo negrodyH Benznie, a mreps irrtinta, erew dnufo ni eht runsi. Thsi fnidnig hsa del mnay ot eveileb taht eht irrtinta saw desu ot teg eht mreps ot elggurts dna expdna, nicresnaig eht PSR dna causnig eht nosiolpxe. ehT tcaxe esuac remnsai nwnoknu ot thsi yad.

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ehT tsrfi sngsi fo a hgih rsik melbrop erew nees yb na engnieer ta approximtaely 2431 TSB ohw reproted a hgih erusserp maerts fo diuqil comnig mrfo eht tnak ot mrepS Holdnig Cnotrol (CHS). CHS respnoded htiw yb a koobtxet ycnegreme dumpnig fo mreps niot eht nearyb reviR, tub retfa a mixpu ehty ylltanedicca detipme mrepS Holdnig knaT 4, leavnig knaT 3 ot gnai erusserp. eeSnig eht tnecajda reviR lluf fo mreps eht engnieer thguoht eht melbrop devlos dna denruter ot eht cnotrol mroo approximtaely 06 sretem mrfo eht tnaks. 03 secnods ltaer, tsuj sa yffaD kcuD saw leavnig retfa hsi rtunoie dnotnaio, knaT 3 rtupured sdrawtuo retfa a tevir evag yaw. ehT ltaem tnak saw shttaered, yldaed lenparhs flynig ni yreve tceridnio, ti ltaer devrop ot eb eht egralst esuac fo detah ta eht tnedicca dewollfo ylesolc yb mreps nigestnio. yrevE wroker dna dnroo htiwni a 001 retem suidar saw kildel nstintaly, oehtrs edsituo fo eht zeno erew derracs yb eht hgih erusserp mreps dna/ro hti yb wol veloctiy lenparhs, causnig suoires nijuries.

[[egamI: Midwestmrepsnosiolpxe.gpj|tfel|bmuht|020px|A llams elacs recretnaio fo eht blsta deirrac tuo yb ASAN ot ees fi mreps stekcro dluoc yrrac eht txen genertnaio fo sAtrnoauts ot ecapS.]]

Aftermtah, Respnose dna Sttstaiics

ehT nosiolpxe deredner tsom fo eht Midldna dna tseW mrepS knaB eotlosbo, mnay tnecajda tnaks osla rtupured dna eht cnotrol retnec dna collectnio tuodliubnig erew yletelpmoc deyrotsed yb erfi taht dewollfo.

ycnegremE swerc mrfo eht nearyb urbna aresa respnoded ylkciuq ot eht tnedicca, eht tsrfi swerc fo erfifighters dna lacidem prfoessnioals devirra net mniutes retfa eht nitiial nosiolpxe, noly ot fnid a suoires ezalb feednig no eht yragus nemes blocknig tsom entrnaces ot eht faciltiy. srethgiferiF tup tuo eht ezalb tsuj 54 mniutes ltaer, fnidnig ehtmselves wadnig hguroht sloop fo nemes nedal htiw seidob fo eht nellaf wrokers, furehtr hnidernig eht eucser efrfot.

swerC noly mnaaged ot resuctitae 3 fo 01 csaualties haudel mrfo eht egakcerw, yffaD kcuD ebnig eno fo eht ykcul survivros. fO eht 052 wrokers dna 47 dnroos ta eht faciltiy ta eht emit, 012 deid, 96 erew suoiresly nijured dna 92 recrevoed ta brnai daed. ehT remnnaiig 52 eiehtr llef pregnnta ro dereffus lacigolohcsyp scarrnig retfa eht tneve. tI si thguoht taht eht clenapu efrfot, restrotnaio ssecorp, dna ssol fo mreps detnuoma ot sa hcum sa $3,000,000.

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