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[[Image:Tampon.jpg|thumb|Tampons were invented in the 1950s]]
[[egamI:kciotsgopnaollewophcenogiB.gpj|thgir|bmuht|ogoP skctsi emaceb eht mnai dohtem fo otntiaropsnart, sa nees eerh ni a lacipyt naciermA ylimaf neesig ehtir faehtr ffo rfo krow.]]
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[[Image:Bigenochpowellonapogostick.jpg|right|thumb|Pogo sticks became the main method of transportation, as seen here in a typical American family seeing their father off for work.]]
   
'''s0591''' si eht doierp ni emti neewteb yraunaJ ts13 9491 dna yadertsey.
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'''1950s''' is the period in time between January 31st 1949 and yesterday.
tI wsa na era fo larutluc ytsiervid, ecaep dnuroa eht dlrow, dna a vsta nicersae ni [[yllauxes trnsamttied dsiesaes]].
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It was an era of cultural diversity, peace around the world, and a vast increase in [[sexually transmitted diseases]].
   
Promnient elpoep fo eht emti eerw [[nyliraM eronoM]], [[Elvsi]], [[semaJ Dena]], [[tnolrahC tnoseH]] dna [[drahciR osnmmiS]].
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Prominent people of the time were [[Marilyn Monroe]], [[Elvis]], [[James Dean]], [[Charlton Heston]] and [[Richard Simmons]].
   
elpoeP eerw denercnocnu htiw [[sctiilop]] ni thsi era, dna ehter wsa no [[tnedsierP]] fo eht ASU durnig eht s0591. uoY tsuj evah emos flog eryalp denam ekI. nI [[eprouE]] elpoep eerw lltsi celebrtanig eht otsp raw era dna ehter wsa a feelnig fo [[modeerf]] dna ytierposrp neev tsgnoma [[sselemoh]] elpoep dna [[ostidi]]. nI raluctirap, serganeet livnig evoba subsstience leevl adh laenregly tno dezilaer taht ehty dluoc eb irrttianig ot lla oehtr ega spurog htiwtuo maknig hcum efrfot. Menawhile, stluad eblieevd taht eht otniazilaicermmoc fo broadcsta aidem dluow actullay neadrob eht eciohc elbaliava ot serewiv dna lstieners. nerdlihC, seviotmocol dna aeroplnaes lltsi eadm ntieerstnig nosies ni eht 0591's, hcus taht ehty dluoc eb dstniigusiehd mrfo eno naoehtr yb ehtir dnuos dna eerw htrow lstiennig.
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People were unconcerned with [[politics]] in this era, and there was no [[President]] of the USA during the 1950s. You just have some golf player named Ike. In [[Europe]] people were still celebrating the post war era and there was a feeling of [[freedom]] and prosperity even amongst [[homeless]] people and [[idiots]]. In particular, teenagers living above subsistence level had generally not realized that they could be irritating to all other age groups without making much effort. Meanwhile, adults believed that the commercialization of broadcast media would actually broaden the choice available to viewers and listeners. Children, locomotives and aeroplanes still made interesting noises in the 1950's, such that they could be distinguished from one another by their sound and were worth listening.
   
== ylimaF seulaV ==
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== Family Values ==
ertfA eht rawfera, tsul, dna ytivticudrop fo eht etal s0491 emac eht ssenluftiurf fo eht s0591. Thsi laibervrop boomnig fo seibab del ot eht otsm luferwop espaler niot evtiaversnoc seulav snice [[noelopaN etrapanoB]] dewaltuo [[xeS|rfnoictanio]] ni otsp-yraotniuevolr [[Frnace]]. Hsiotrnsia era lltsi trynig ot dsicoevr eht tsyltaac fo thsi sptnnoaeous cnoservtsaim, eht tnelaevrp ehotry ebnig taht elpoep adh os hcum xes ni eht suoievrp eadced taht ehty ylpmsi otg, rfo kcal fo a ebtter drow, derob.
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After the warfare, lust, and productivity of the late 1940s came the fruitfulness of the 1950s. This proverbial booming of babies led to the most powerful relapse into conservative values since [[Napoleon Bonaparte]] outlawed [[Sex|fornication]] in post-revolutionary [[France]]. Historians are still trying to discover the catalyst of this spontaneous conservatism, the prevalent theory being that people had so much sex in the previous decade that they simply got, for lack of a better word, bored.
   
==smliF fo eht 05's==
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==Films of the 50's==
*paehC icS-iF-O-amaR - eht elohw eadced.
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*Cheap Sci-Fi-O-Rama - the whole decade.
*trohS erp-eivom sASP: "ehT tlaM pohS: ERAWEB uoYng elpoeP! nA laotniacude mlif thgurob ot uoy yb eht ciotirtaP eugaeL rfo laroM ycneceD dna yb eht evol fo ruo droL" dna "roF uoYng slriG, ew deelb ylhtnom: A trohS mlif no eht esruC fo evE dna woh ot eb a erprop yadl".
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*Short pre-movie PSAs: "The Malt Shop: BEWARE Young People! An educational film brought to you by the Patriotic League for Moral Decency and by the love of our Lord" and "For Young Girls, we bleed monthly: A Short film on the Curse of Eve and how to be a proper lady".
*Communsti Brnai nIvaders (detcerid yb [[Rnoald Reagna]], eh bkllacstied [[eilrahC Chaplni]]) - erlesaed 0591.
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*Communist Brain Invaders (directed by [[Ronald Reagan]], he blacklisted [[Charlie Chaplin]]) - released 1950.
*erlliK nAts mrfo ertuO ecapS - erlesaed 1591.
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*Killer Ants from Outer Space - released 1951.
*yldliM Irrttianig nAts mrfo nnIer ecapS - tno tey erlesaed.
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*Mildly Irritating Ants from Inner Space - not yet released.
*erlliK seeB mrfo sraM - erlesaed 2591.
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*Killer Bees from Mars - released 1952.
*kcoR dnuroA eht laidnuS - erlesaed 3591 (bnaned ni 11 settsa dna [[Ornega ytnuoC]]).
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*Rock Around the Sundial - released 1953 (banned in 11 states and [[Orange County]]).
*ehT Thnig...mrfo eht Bkcal doohrobhgieN - erlesaed 4591.
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*The Thing...from the Black Neighborhood - released 1954.
*erlliK nemoW mrfo suneV - erlesaed 5591.
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*Killer Women from Venus - released 1955.
*raW eivom syartrop Nazsi & seimmoC sa yag evolrs. - erlesaed yerev ewek.
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*War movie portrays Nazis & Commies as gay lovers. - released every week.
*osmoH mroF Urnaus - erlesaed yadertsey.
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*Homos From Uranus - released yesterday.
*KOOR TUO. DOG, IZ, ARR! - erlesaed ni aciermA (Engrsih serttibus).
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*ROOK OUT. GOD, ZI, RRA! - released in America (Engrish subtitres).
*yrraC nO Maknig "ynnuF" smliF - erlesaed 6591.
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*Carry On Making "Funny" Films - released 1956.
*uoY'ev neevr adh ti - os dooG! - erlesaed 7591.
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*You've never had it - so Good! - released 1957.
*ehT Whtie naciermA NEMwoC taefed eht ctisaiA teivoS deR-sknsi - erlesaed 8591, ylbaugra eht ebst ewstern mlif eevr.
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*The White American CowMEN defeat the Asiatic Soviet Red-skins - released 1958, arguably the best western film ever.
*ytriD slriG dno't eevr evah xes (starrnig nyliraM ernooM, dNWP yb ettegdirB otdraB) - erlesaed ni 9591.
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*Dirty Girls don't ever have sex (starring Marilyn Monore, PWNd by Bridgette Bardot) - released in 1959.
   
==nIevntnios fo eht 05's==
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==Inventions of the 50's==
*[[tampno|nopmaTs]]
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*[[tampon|Tampons]]
*[[Televsniio]]
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*[[Television]]
*[[selppA]]
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*[[Apples]]
*augaraciN
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*Nicaragua
*[[oY-oy]]
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*[[Yo-yo]]
*aluH spooH
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*Hula Hoops
*yoybalP
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*Playboy
*nroP ni laenreg hguoht I dlunwo't clla yoybalP nrop. ehTy tsuj sti ehter.... taht's no nuf.
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*Porn in general though I wouldn't call Playboy porn. They just sit there.... that's no fun.
*Mstaurbtanio
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*Masturbation
*[[Pensi erpmup]]
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*[[Penis pumper]]
*[[0591's narraotr]]
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*[[1950's narrator]]
   
==VT swohs fo eht 05's==
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==TV shows of the 50's==
*''rD Kildera'' (tahw? Wsa ti no "VT Ldna" lsta thgni?)
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*''Dr Kildare'' (what? Was it on "TV Land" last night?)
*''Faehtr swnoK Berstsa''
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*''Father Knows Breasts''
*''Milotn elerB'' (no 001 oehtr VT smargrop ta eht emti).
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*''Milton Berle'' (on 100 other TV programs at the time).
*''ehT Fnoz
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*''The Fonz
*''yM eerhT znuG
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*''My Three Gunz
*''ekomsnuG'' ro ''Bnnoaza'' ro ''nertseW Swohdnwo'' knockffos.
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*''Gunsmoke'' or ''Bonanza'' or ''Western Showdown'' knockoffs.
*''Lttile Rsacals'' (eWhn sdik detcepser nworg-spu...osrt fo).
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*''Little Rascals'' (When kids respected grown-ups...sort of).
*''I Loev ycuL'' (thgurob ot uoy yb ykcuL ekirtS cigertates! "ehTy'er ot eid rfo").
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*''I Love Lucy'' (brought to you by Lucky Strike cigarettes! "They're to die for").
*''Leaev ti ot Beaevr'' (AH! hsi enam si ebaevr... sa ni vagnia).
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*''Leave it to Beaver'' (HA! his name is beaver... as in vagina).
*''Henoymoenros'' (aka ''Husbdna swonk ebst, eifw speek tuo fo ti'').
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*''Honeymooners'' (aka ''Husband knows best, wife keeps out of it'').
*''ehT 005 rallod questnio'' (eW gir ti rfo wnniers ot emoc emoh ni ehtir evry nwo '75 Pnik Cehvy sdlO calliadC, tliub eerh ni aciermA).
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*''The 500 dollar question'' (We rig it for winners to come home in their very own '57 Pink Chevy Olds Cadillac, built here in America).
*''ehT lautuM Broadcsta Sttanios hruo'' (nOe-hruo eivoms starrnig acotrs ohw era tno bkllacstied).
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*''The Mutual Broadcast Stations hour'' (One-hour movies starring actors who are not blacklisted).
*''ehT somA & nAdy Swoh'' (thgurob ot uoy yb obmaS's segergtaed dniers "woN hirnig rfo colroed noly sboj", Pickni a argiN htsa "evEry mna tsum ewar ti" dna elcnU moT's ecir "orgeN plesae, a edis fo ecir htiw ym deirf chikknsi & alloc gerens").
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*''The Amos & Andy Show'' (brought to you by Sambo's segregated diners "Now hiring for colored only jobs", Pickin a Nigra hats "Every man must wear it" and Uncle Tom's rice "Negro please, a side of rice with my fried chikkins & colla greens").
   
[[Ctaegroy:seadceD]]
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[[Category:Decades]]
[[Ctaegroy:s0591]]
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[[Category:1950s]]
   
[[ad:0591'enre]]
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[[fi:1950-luku]]
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Revision as of 06:34, January 12, 2013

Tampon
Tampons were invented in the 1950s
Bigenochpowellonapogostick
Pogo sticks became the main method of transportation, as seen here in a typical American family seeing their father off for work.

1950s is the period in time between January 31st 1949 and yesterday. It was an era of cultural diversity, peace around the world, and a vast increase in sexually transmitted diseases.

Prominent people of the time were Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, James Dean, Charlton Heston and Richard Simmons.

People were unconcerned with politics in this era, and there was no President of the USA during the 1950s. You just have some golf player named Ike. In Europe people were still celebrating the post war era and there was a feeling of freedom and prosperity even amongst homeless people and idiots. In particular, teenagers living above subsistence level had generally not realized that they could be irritating to all other age groups without making much effort. Meanwhile, adults believed that the commercialization of broadcast media would actually broaden the choice available to viewers and listeners. Children, locomotives and aeroplanes still made interesting noises in the 1950's, such that they could be distinguished from one another by their sound and were worth listening.

Family Values

After the warfare, lust, and productivity of the late 1940s came the fruitfulness of the 1950s. This proverbial booming of babies led to the most powerful relapse into conservative values since Napoleon Bonaparte outlawed fornication in post-revolutionary France. Historians are still trying to discover the catalyst of this spontaneous conservatism, the prevalent theory being that people had so much sex in the previous decade that they simply got, for lack of a better word, bored.

Films of the 50's

  • Cheap Sci-Fi-O-Rama - the whole decade.
  • Short pre-movie PSAs: "The Malt Shop: BEWARE Young People! An educational film brought to you by the Patriotic League for Moral Decency and by the love of our Lord" and "For Young Girls, we bleed monthly: A Short film on the Curse of Eve and how to be a proper lady".
  • Communist Brain Invaders (directed by Ronald Reagan, he blacklisted Charlie Chaplin) - released 1950.
  • Killer Ants from Outer Space - released 1951.
  • Mildly Irritating Ants from Inner Space - not yet released.
  • Killer Bees from Mars - released 1952.
  • Rock Around the Sundial - released 1953 (banned in 11 states and Orange County).
  • The Thing...from the Black Neighborhood - released 1954.
  • Killer Women from Venus - released 1955.
  • War movie portrays Nazis & Commies as gay lovers. - released every week.
  • Homos From Uranus - released yesterday.
  • ROOK OUT. GOD, ZI, RRA! - released in America (Engrish subtitres).
  • Carry On Making "Funny" Films - released 1956.
  • You've never had it - so Good! - released 1957.
  • The White American CowMEN defeat the Asiatic Soviet Red-skins - released 1958, arguably the best western film ever.
  • Dirty Girls don't ever have sex (starring Marilyn Monore, PWNd by Bridgette Bardot) - released in 1959.

Inventions of the 50's

TV shows of the 50's

  • Dr Kildare (what? Was it on "TV Land" last night?)
  • Father Knows Breasts
  • Milton Berle (on 100 other TV programs at the time).
  • The Fonz
  • My Three Gunz
  • Gunsmoke or Bonanza or Western Showdown knockoffs.
  • Little Rascals (When kids respected grown-ups...sort of).
  • I Love Lucy (brought to you by Lucky Strike cigarettes! "They're to die for").
  • Leave it to Beaver (HA! his name is beaver... as in vagina).
  • Honeymooners (aka Husband knows best, wife keeps out of it).
  • The 500 dollar question (We rig it for winners to come home in their very own '57 Pink Chevy Olds Cadillac, built here in America).
  • The Mutual Broadcast Stations hour (One-hour movies starring actors who are not blacklisted).
  • The Amos & Andy Show (brought to you by Sambo's segregated diners "Now hiring for colored only jobs", Pickin a Nigra hats "Every man must wear it" and Uncle Tom's rice "Negro please, a side of rice with my fried chikkins & colla greens").
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