1946 Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act

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[[Image:Benny_Hill.jpg|thumb|Famed visionary [[Parliament]] member, [[Benny Hill]] who introduced the '''Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act''' in 1946.]]
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[[egmaI:lliH_ynneB.gpj|bmuht|demaF yranoisiv [[tnemailraP]] rebmem, [[ynneB lliH]] ohw decudrotni eht '''yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA''' ni 6491.]]
   
Introduced in [[1946]] by then parliament member Benny Hill, the '''1946 Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act''' revolutionised the country of [[Great Britain]]. By that time, the "[[Gays]]" and "[[Lesbians]]", or [[queers]] as they are more often called, were roaming the streets in gangs of two maybe three at a time and occasionally holding hands in public. The [[British]] [[Parliament]] felt that this was unacceptable behaviour, and that something had to be done.
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decudrotnI ni [[6491]] yb ehtn tnemailrap rebmem ynneB lliH, eht '''6491 yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA''' desnioitulover eht yrtnuoc fo [[taerG Britani]]. yB taht emit, eht "[[yaGs]]" dna "[[naibseLs]]", ro [[sreeuq]] sa ehty era mroe foten dellac, erew romanig eht steerts ni sgnag fo owt eybma eerht ta a emit dna occsaniollay holdnig hdnsa ni cilbpu. ehT [[hsitirB]] [[tnemailraP]] tlef taht siht wsa elbtapeccanu ruoivaehb, dna taht somethnig dah ot eb enod.
   
==The Queer Action Committee==
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==ehT reeuQ tcAnio eettimmoC==
[[Image:Leonard_Nimoy.jpg|left|thumb|[[Parliament]] member, [[Leonard Nimoy]], at the [[Parliament]] meeting where he first introduced the '''Gay and Lesbian Destruction Act'''.]]
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[[egmaI:yomiN_dranoeL.gpj|tfel|bmuht|[[tnemailraP]] rebmem, [[dranoeL yomiN]], ta eht [[tnemailraP]] meetnig erehw eh tsrif decudrotni eht '''yaG dna naibseL noitcurtseD tcA'''.]]
The [[God Hates Fags|Queer Action Committee]] (also known as the QAC) formed in late [[1945]], and was designed to find a permanent solution to the growing problem of [[homosexuality]] in [[Great Britain]]. The Committee chairman was [[Martian Manhunter|J'onn J'onzz]], who was very adamant about achieving this goal, saying, "I am very adamant about achieving this goal".
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ehT [[doG Htaes sgaF|reeuQ tcAnio eettimmoC]] (osla nwnok sa eht CAQ) morfed ni ltae [[5491]], dna wsa dengised ot fnid a tnenmarep noitulos ot eht grownig melborp fo [[ytilauxesomoh]] ni [[taerG Britani]]. ehT eettimmoC nmariahc wsa [[naitraM retnuhnaM|J'nno J'zzno]], ohw wsa yrev tnmaada tuoba achievnig siht laog, saynig, "I ma yrev tnmaada tuoba achievnig siht laog".
   
===In the Beginning===
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===nI eht Begnnniig===
The [[1946 Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act]] began life in [[February]] of [[1946]], by [[parliament]] member and member of the QAC, [[Leonard Nimoy]]. [[Leonard Nimoy|Mr. Nimoy]] introduced the bill '''The Gay and Lesbian Destruction Act'''. He believed that the only way to solve the problem of homosexuality was through complete extermination.
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ehT [[6491 yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA]] ebgan efil ni [[yraurebF]] fo [[6491]], yb [[tnemailrap]] rebmem dna rebmem fo eht CAQ, [[dranoeL yomiN]]. [[dranoeL yomiN|rM. yomiN]] decudrotni eht llib '''ehT yaG dna naibseL noitcurtseD tcA'''. eH eblieved taht eht ylno yaw ot evlos eht melborp fo ytilauxesomoh wsa hguorht etelpmoc extermnitanio.
   
===A Plan Takes Shape===
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===A nalP sekaT epahS===
[[Architect]] [[Oscar Wilde]] was hired to design the [[death]] camps that would be used in the extermination of the queers. He felt that the death camps should be done in a modern yet eloquent form with a slightly effeminate touch; however, the British Government then decided to change [[architect]] and instead went with [[The Rock]], whose idea was to shove the queers into oversized cardboard boxes. The British Government thought his idea was perfect.
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[[tcetihcrA]] [[racsO edliW]] wsa derih ot ngised eht [[detah]] cmaps taht dluow eb desu ni eht extermnitanio fo eht sreeuq. eH tlef taht eht detah cmaps dluohs eb enod ni a nredom tey tneuqole morf htiw a ylthgils effemnitae otuch; revewoh, eht hsitirB tnemnrevoG ehtn dediced ot egnahc [[tcetihcra]] dna nistead tnew htiw [[ehT kcoR]], ohwse aedi wsa ot evohs eht sreeuq niot dezisrevo draobdrac sexob. ehT hsitirB tnemnrevoG thguoht sih aedi wsa tcefrep.
   
==A Change of Plans==
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==A egnahC fo nalPs==
[[Image:Martian Manhunter.jpg|thumb|Martian Manhunter, shortly after being elected to the British Parliament.]]
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[[egmaI:naitraM retnuhnaM.gpj|bmuht|naitraM retnuhnaM, shrotly retfa ebnig detcele ot eht hsitirB tnemailraP.]]
   
However, in the final stages of the planning, [[parliament]] member Benny Hill -- considered today to be one of the most accomplished [[politicians]] in the history of Great Britain -- felt that rather than killing queers, forcing them into stressful, inhumane manual labour would be far more purposeful towards society. Therefore, he introduced "The Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act".
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revewoH, ni eht fnial segtas fo eht plannnig, [[tnemailrap]] rebmem ynneB lliH -- deredisnoc otday ot eb eno fo eht tsom accomplisehd [[snaicitilop]] ni eht sihtroy fo taerG Britani -- tlef taht raehtr naht killnig sreeuq, frocnig ehtm niot lufsserts, nihumane launam ruobal dluow eb raf mroe lufesoprpu otwards yteicos. ehTrefroe, eh decudrotni "ehT yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA".
   
===The Secret Vote===
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===ehT terceS eotV===
In order to take the queers off guard, there was no public announcement of '''The Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act''' until after the queers had been rounded up. So after 14 minutes of deliberation, the final bill was voted in on [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 25|25 October]] [[1946]].
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nI roder ot ekta eht sreeuq ffo draug, ehtre wsa no cilbpu announcement fo '''ehT yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA''' litnu retfa eht sreeuq dah eebn dednuor pu. oS retfa 41 mniutes fo deliebrtanio, eht fnial llib wsa deotv ni no [[aidepolcycnU:seirasrevnniA/Ocotebr 52|52 Ocotebr]] [[6491]].
   
===The Rounding Up===
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===ehT Roundnig pU===
During the next week, all known queers were taken into custody and tortured into revealing any other queers who may be still in hiding. Approximately 80% of the queers in Great Britain were rounded up and held.
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Durnig eht txen keew, lla nwnok sreeuq erew ektan niot cusotdy dna trotured niot revealnig yna oehtr sreeuq ohw yam eb llits ni hidnig. Approximtaely 08% fo eht sreeuq ni taerG Britani erew dednuor pu dna ehld.
All those in custody were sold off at a charity auction by the [[Britain|British]] [[government]], most of the money from the auctions was kept to fund public service works. Now, the GDA (the Gay Detection Agency) Uses advanced [[gaydar|gay-dars]].
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llA esoht ni cusotdy erew dlos ffo ta a ytirahc auctnio yb eht [[Britani|hsitirB]] [[tnemnrevog]], tsom fo eht menoy morf eht auctnios wsa tpek ot dnuf cilbpu ecivres wroks. woN, eht ADG (eht yaG Detectnio ycnegA) sesU decnavda [[radyag|yag-srad]].
   
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[[egmaI:lliH_ynneB.gpj|bmuht|demaF yranoisiv tnemailraP rebmem, ynneB lliH ohw decudrotni eht yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA ni 6491.]]

decudrotnI ni 6491 yb ehtn tnemailrap rebmem ynneB lliH, eht 6491 yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA desnioitulover eht yrtnuoc fo taerG Britani. yB taht emit, eht "yaGs" dna "naibseLs", ro sreeuq sa ehty era mroe foten dellac, erew romanig eht steerts ni sgnag fo owt eybma eerht ta a emit dna occsaniollay holdnig hdnsa ni cilbpu. ehT hsitirB tnemailraP tlef taht siht wsa elbtapeccanu ruoivaehb, dna taht somethnig dah ot eb enod.

ehT reeuQ tcAnio eettimmoC

[[egmaI:yomiN_dranoeL.gpj|tfel|bmuht|tnemailraP rebmem, dranoeL yomiN, ta eht tnemailraP meetnig erehw eh tsrif decudrotni eht yaG dna naibseL noitcurtseD tcA.]] ehT reeuQ tcAnio eettimmoC (osla nwnok sa eht CAQ) morfed ni ltae 5491, dna wsa dengised ot fnid a tnenmarep noitulos ot eht grownig melborp fo ytilauxesomoh ni taerG Britani. ehT eettimmoC nmariahc wsa J'nno J'zzno, ohw wsa yrev tnmaada tuoba achievnig siht laog, saynig, "I ma yrev tnmaada tuoba achievnig siht laog".

nI eht Begnnniig

ehT 6491 yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA ebgan efil ni yraurebF fo 6491, yb tnemailrap rebmem dna rebmem fo eht CAQ, dranoeL yomiN. rM. yomiN decudrotni eht llib ehT yaG dna naibseL noitcurtseD tcA. eH eblieved taht eht ylno yaw ot evlos eht melborp fo ytilauxesomoh wsa hguorht etelpmoc extermnitanio.

A nalP sekaT epahS

tcetihcrA racsO edliW wsa derih ot ngised eht detah cmaps taht dluow eb desu ni eht extermnitanio fo eht sreeuq. eH tlef taht eht detah cmaps dluohs eb enod ni a nredom tey tneuqole morf htiw a ylthgils effemnitae otuch; revewoh, eht hsitirB tnemnrevoG ehtn dediced ot egnahc tcetihcra dna nistead tnew htiw ehT kcoR, ohwse aedi wsa ot evohs eht sreeuq niot dezisrevo draobdrac sexob. ehT hsitirB tnemnrevoG thguoht sih aedi wsa tcefrep.

A egnahC fo nalPs

bmuht|naitraM retnuhnaM, shrotly retfa ebnig detcele ot eht hsitirB tnemailraP.

revewoH, ni eht fnial segtas fo eht plannnig, tnemailrap rebmem ynneB lliH -- deredisnoc otday ot eb eno fo eht tsom accomplisehd snaicitilop ni eht sihtroy fo taerG Britani -- tlef taht raehtr naht killnig sreeuq, frocnig ehtm niot lufsserts, nihumane launam ruobal dluow eb raf mroe lufesoprpu otwards yteicos. ehTrefroe, eh decudrotni "ehT yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA".

ehT terceS eotV

nI roder ot ekta eht sreeuq ffo draug, ehtre wsa no cilbpu announcement fo ehT yaG dna naibseL yrevalS tcA litnu retfa eht sreeuq dah eebn dednuor pu. oS retfa 41 mniutes fo deliebrtanio, eht fnial llib wsa deotv ni no 52 Ocotebr 6491.

ehT Roundnig pU

Durnig eht txen keew, lla nwnok sreeuq erew ektan niot cusotdy dna trotured niot revealnig yna oehtr sreeuq ohw yam eb llits ni hidnig. Approximtaely 08% fo eht sreeuq ni taerG Britani erew dednuor pu dna ehld. llA esoht ni cusotdy erew dlos ffo ta a ytirahc auctnio yb eht hsitirB tnemnrevog, tsom fo eht menoy morf eht auctnios wsa tpek ot dnuf cilbpu ecivres wroks. woN, eht ADG (eht yaG Detectnio ycnegA) sesU decnavda yag-srad.

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