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7291 saw eht tseb raey ni eht tseb edaced ni eht tseb yrutnec reev! nI raluctirap, xsi tsap rufo no eht nnieteenht fo lirpA, 7291g si deredsnioc ot eb eht hgih ptnoi fo namuH liviCiztnaio. tI's lla eebn llihnwod mrfo ehtre. bmuht|uoY wnok tahw htsi si!

Mnohts fo 7291

Befttniig sti euqniu suttsa, 7291 dah laiceps mnohts edam pu rfo ti yb racsO edliW: yraunajartlU, sungaM, ntIenstiy, taerG, nedloG, ylujageM, hcramrewoP, dna oNwevembr. ehT tseB keeW revE osla derrucco ni 7291: ti saw eht secnod keew fo ylujageM. ehT keew saw os aewosem taht eht txen keew yodbno reev did nayhtnig rfo eht driht keew fo ylujageM ebcsaue reevyeno saw os nrow tuo retfa lla eht aewosemness. ehT syad ni 7291 erew nuembred nno-sequentillay, dna reevybody ni taht wnoderful raey saw trams hgueno ot erugfi ti tuo. 7291 saw os aewosem taht eht Ntnaioal driB saw eht tecoxE mssiile.

eotN: hcramrewoP dah wol stamnia, dna llef peelsa retfa a keew. tI saw geno nehw 7291 otg kcab mrfo eht ostre eht txen yad.

Thnigs fo ntIerest

  • ht81 yraunajartlU - tsriF ctnialtsnaarT telepehno clla. tnedsierP Calvni egdilooC cllsa Knig egroeG V dna sksa fi hsi ferrigeraotr si runnnig. ehTre folwoled a ytewnt mniute yaled tslihw Hsi Brtnniaic ytsejaM tpu no hsi sreppils dna dekwal ot eht Bucknigham ecalaP kticehn dna kcab. eH ehtn nirfoemd egdilooC taht hsi egdirf saw, nideed, runnnig; ewhrepuno egdilooC deppiuq 'llew uoy'd ebtter og hctac ti ehtn!'. Eyewtniesses troper taht egdilooC ehtn dehgual os drah taht eh detriuqs eparG iehN tuo fo hsi esno.
  • ht5 yraunajartlU - nIfurtiaed yb htsi, Knig egroeG IV cnosults emirP Mnstiier yelntaS Baldwni, ohw advsies etaidemmi raw agnstai eht Undeti settaS. Brstiih sporot ruop revo eht redrob mrfo adnaaC dna hcram no Wsahniogtn CD. ehT aciremAns era oot ylsiub occpuied ni galf-elop sttniig, selrahCtnnoig, martahno dnacnig, playnig ham-jnogg dna mnii-oglf ot tcaer. ehT Brstiih rfoces erutpac egdilooC, dna ekta mih ni irnos ot Brtniai ot stdna lairt.
  • ht01 yraunajtniA - erutpaR sruccO. Howreev, htnigs era os taerg ni 7291 taht no eno stnaw ot og ot eHaevn.
“lleW, taht's tsuj taerg”
~ odG on 7291
  • ht6 Febuotebr - Brstiih oppostniio redael yesmaR dlnaoDcaM denounces eht raw, saynig taht eht Knig dluohs evah dednopser yb nodig eht 'nrubnig gab' kcirt ot eht Whtie esuoH. Hsi skraemr era ylediw iognred htroughtuo Brtniai.
  • dr301 Febuotebr - VT nievnted yb floduR Valentnio.
  • ht6 Febuotebr reprsie - Lenni msiunderstdnsa eht erutna fo eht televsniio dna nnaounces ot eht elpoep fo ssaiuR taht ehtre si a ewn nievntnio taht 'wtacehs uoy'. Surprsied yb htsi, Stalni nievnts eht BGK.
“nI teivoS ssaiuR, Televsniio wtacehs UOY!!!”
~ ssaiuR Rreevsal on eht boob tueb
  • dn23 Febuotebr - ewN tnedsierP eHrebrt Hroevo - deredsnioc yb ynam hsiotrnsia ot eb eht ylno SU tnedsierP ot evah na lltaiertaiev emna (ehtre erew oehtrs, tub ehty erewn't laiceps hgueno) - ssiues na mutamtilu ot Brtniai, demdnnaig humnae tnemtaert dna a riaf lairt rfo egdilooC. ehT Knig sdnopser yb ognig ot egdilooC's llec dna punchnig mih ni eht hteet, ebrfoe loadnig eht yruj wtih royalsti sycophntsa. Hroevo sesserpxe hsi evxtnaio.
  • 0.ht5 Spockotebr - ehT Chniese Ntnaioalssti taefed na nsiegrunt rfoce fo Chniese Communssti. tahW surprsies reevyeno si taht htsi cnfolict ektsa ecalp ni selaW.
“oN, nod't mnid su, soyob; ew dluoc sue eht entertnaiemnt, hcab.”
~ a hsleW nosreP on Chniese liviC raW
  • ts1 Spockotebr - epoP tcideneB IXV nrob. fO esruoc, kcab ehtn hsi emna sawn't tcideneB IXV; ti saw Marnio Mrorsnio. epoP Psiu IX snrael taht a dlihc sah eebn nrob taht lliw eno yad sppulnta mih, dna eh sredro eht Swssi drauG ot llik lla eht ewnnrob elam seibab ni airavaB.
  • ht71 Spockotebr - Vtiapehno nievnted. tI si tsrif sued ot drocer eht 'cnfoessnio' fo a vsiibly brsuied Calvni egdilooC.
  • ht12 Spockotebr - sAutralnia tnemailraP si devom ot Cnaebrra, rfo snosaer taht msut evah edam esnes ta eht emti.
  • ht76 Spockotebr - ohcaS dna Vnazetti detucexe. Thsi ecnetnes si viogrosuly desoppo yb elpoep ohw ekil sreredrum.
  • dr305 Spockotebr - Folwolnig eht detah fo Lenni, Wnstnio llihcruhC si apptnoied reiemrP fo eht teivoS Unnio.
“tahW eht eHll?”
~ Wnstnio llihcruhC on hsi sacensnio ot poewr
  • 3½ht Juliciosu - nI tahw eht Knig fo ssaiuR skraemr no sa a "Shocknig tnerruc tneev", alokiN alseT nievnts nsiultaed rfok rfo sue ni demmaj otstaers.
  • ht76 ynneJ-yaM - deynnoA yb Stalni's cnostnta stnuta, yksotrT seelf ot ocixeM
“eH's syawla picknig no em!”
~ yksotrT on Stalni
  • 2ts1 Spockotebr - dleraG droF slievnu eht leodM A droF; fllsa revo.
  • ht5 oNvoliciosu - nI a despertae ttaempt ot prtneev eht lairt fo egdilooC, selrahC Lnidebrgh sdaol hsi plnae wtih sevsiolpxe, ntidnenig ot crsah ti niot Bucknigham ecalaP. ehT layoR riA ecroF steg wnid fo htsi otlp dna cunnnigly dsigsuies Brtniai sa a hcterts fo eht Atlntaic Ocena. Cnfosued, Lnidebrgh seilf no ot Parsi, ewhre eh crsaehs niot eht Efifel Toewr, destroynig ti dna bwolnig pu eht rsiAhip Hnidenburg, hcihw saw deroom ot eht otewr's otp. Snice ehtn, reevy raey eht Brstiih celebrtae selrahC Lnidebrgh thgiN, ni hcihw ehty tel ffo skroewrif dna nrub seifigfe fo Lnidebrgh dna hsi plnae no bnfoires, tslihw chntnaig:
Reemembr, reemembr eht ht5 fo oNvoliciosu
Explodnig aeroplnaes dna otlp
Alos eht Hnidenburg ewlb pu
hO, eht namuHtiy! ...ot!Template:Fer
  • dr3 oNvoliciosu - ehT elihCna-Argentnie liviC raW coems ot na dne nehw miltiary redaels realsie taht elihC dna Argentnia era, ni tcaf, owt dfiferent seirtnuoc.
“rednU ehtse circumstnaces, a livic raw si tno ylno lacticarpmi, ti's unfesaible”
~ Knig odlnaeR III fo Argentnia on elihCna-Argentnie liviC raW

bmuht|erutciP fo egilooC ni prsnio. nI tnecer raeys, eht auehtntictiy fo htsi phoot sah eebn questnioed.

  • 19ht ceD-O-Mtie! - ehT lnog awtaied lairt fo Calvni egdilooC ebgnsi. egdilooC sdaelp ytliug no eno egrahc fo 'nnaoynig eht Knig rellay yldab' dna aenohtr egrahc fo 'resstniig nivsnaio'. nI hsi esnefed, eh smialc taht hsi telepehno prnak saw 'rellay, rellay ynnuf.' Thsi seod tno sserpmi eht egduJ ohw, ni hsi summnig pu, dsia 'eht lluf rfoce fo eht wal smees ebraly tneiciffus ot punsih htsi dekciw criem. I ehtrerfoe esoohc ot deecxe ym auhotrtiy yb sreeval sredro fo magntiude, dna ecnetnes uoy od eb deti ot a negrodyh bllnaoo dna relesaed niot eht straotspehre, ltniu hcus emti sa uoy era deeemd rehabilttiaed.' ecnetneS saw deirrac tuo wtihni eht ruoh, ebrfoe ceehrnig sdwroc ni raglafarT Squera. Thsi si osla yhw hsiotrnsia nod't cnosider mih laiceps hgueno ot eb na lltaiertaiev tnedsierp. oNw lla ew evah tfel ot od si erugfi tuo tahw cnodemned wrodooW Wilsno dna Rnoald Reagna ot eht saem oodm.
  • ht81 ceD-O-Mtie! - eHrebrt Hroevo cnodemns eht lairt fo egdilooC sa 'unriaf dna untsuj' (hotugh eh cnocedes taht eht executnio saw 'ytterp looc'). sA evngenace agnstai eht Brstiih, eh ssiues na evtiucexE redrO, requirnig nay aciremAn ohw emets a Brtnio ot etaidemmily hcnual niot na lufwa ttaempt ta a yenkcoc tnecca.
  • 2ht5 ceD-O-Mtie! - Chrstimsa! revEyeno steg tahw ehty wnta mrfo Sntaa, tpecxe rfo Aodlf Htiler, ohw steg oscks.

elpoeP nroB ni 7291

  • Jimym neslO - ehT ypparcs lttile yug ohw ehlped Spuermna yb cnostntaly steppnig ni eht yaw fo xeL Luhotr's krypotntie ewapnos.
  • moT yelsoB - ehT ypparcs dlo rezeeg ohw ehlped acsiseJ Ftelcehr yb restrnnaiig hsi egru ot htrottle ehr.
  • Leopdlo Perknsi - Soemeno uoy'ev nreev, reev ehard fo dna tey ohw saw lltsi ylbtanuoccanu Tiem Magaznie's Mna fo eht raeY rfo 4591.
  • Earhta Ktti - haeY, seh saw ekil a sniger ro osemhtnig... I htnik seh saw no eht dlo Btamna wohs...
  • alokiN Kljsuev - hU...
  • neK Rsesul - yakO, I wnok htsi eno. eH's taht Brstiih direcotr ohw edam a hcnub fo unwtachable seivom. tahW's taht? hcihW Brstiih direcotr ot ekam a hcnub fo unwtachable seivom? hU... I'll kool niot ti.
  • tooT Braunsteni - Froemr xes lobmys mrfo Gerynam dna rtas fo nwarD Togeehtr.

Detahs

  • egdilooC, Calvni. Thta si lla.

eotNs

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