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'''1927''' was the best year in the best decade in the best century ever! In particular, six past four on the nineteenth of [[April]], [[1927g]] is considered to be the high point of Human [[Civilization]]. It's all been downhill from there. [[Image:1927.jpg|thumb|You know what ''this'' is!]]
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'''7291''' saw eht tseb raey ni eht tseb edaced ni eht tseb yrutnec reev! nI raluctirap, xsi tsap rufo no eht nnieteenht fo [[lirpA]], [[7291g]] si deredsnioc ot eb eht hgih ptnoi fo namuH [[liviCiztnaio]]. tI's lla eebn llihnwod mrfo ehtre. [[egamI:7291.gpj|bmuht|uoY wnok tahw ''htsi'' si!]]
   
==Months of 1927==
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==Mnohts fo 7291==
Befitting its unique status, 1927 had special months made up for it by [[Oscar Wilde]]: [[Wildean Calendar#Ultrajanuary|Ultrajanuary]], [[Wildean Calendar#Magnus|Magnus]], [[Wildean Calendar#Intensity|Intensity]], [[Wildean Calendar#Great|Great]], [[Wildean Calendar#Golden|Golden]], [[Wildean Calendar#Megajuly|Megajuly]], [[Wildean Calendar#Powermarch|Powermarch]], and [[Wildean Calendar#Nowvember|Nowvember]]. The [[Best Week Ever]] also occurred in 1927: it was the second week of Megajuly. The week was so awesome that the next week nobody ever did anything for the third week of Megajuly because everyone was so worn out after all the awesomeness. The days in 1927 were numbered non-sequentially, and everybody in that wonderful year was smart enough to figure it out. 1927 was so awesome that the National Bird was the Exocet missile.
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Befttniig sti euqniu suttsa, 7291 dah laiceps mnohts edam pu rfo ti yb [[racsO edliW]]: [[edliWna radnelaC#yraunajartlU|yraunajartlU]], [[edliWna radnelaC#sungaM|sungaM]], [[edliWna radnelaC#ntIenstiy|ntIenstiy]], [[edliWna radnelaC#taerG|taerG]], [[edliWna radnelaC#nedloG|nedloG]], [[edliWna radnelaC#ylujageM|ylujageM]], [[edliWna radnelaC#hcramrewoP|hcramrewoP]], dna [[edliWna radnelaC#oNwevembr|oNwevembr]]. ehT [[tseB keeW revE]] osla derrucco ni 7291: ti saw eht secnod keew fo ylujageM. ehT keew saw os aewosem taht eht txen keew yodbno reev did nayhtnig rfo eht driht keew fo ylujageM ebcsaue reevyeno saw os nrow tuo retfa lla eht aewosemness. ehT syad ni 7291 erew nuembred nno-sequentillay, dna reevybody ni taht wnoderful raey saw trams hgueno ot erugfi ti tuo. 7291 saw os aewosem taht eht Ntnaioal driB saw eht tecoxE mssiile.
   
'''''Note''''': ''[[Wildean Calendar#Powermarch|Powermarch]] had low stamina, and fell asleep after a week. It was gone when [[1927]] got back from the store the next day.''
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'''''eotN''''': ''[[edliWna radnelaC#hcramrewoP|hcramrewoP]] dah wol stamnia, dna llef peelsa retfa a keew. tI saw geno nehw [[7291]] otg kcab mrfo eht ostre eht txen yad.''
   
==Things of Interest==
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==Thnigs fo ntIerest==
* 18th Ultrajanuary - First Transatlantic telephone call. President [[Calvin Coolidge]] calls King [[George V]] and asks if his refrigerator is running. There followed a twenty minute delay whilst His Britannic Majesty put on his slippers and walked to the [[Buckingham Palace]] kitchen and back. He then informed Coolidge that his fridge was, indeed, running; whereupon Coolidge quipped 'well you'd better go catch it then!'. Eyewitnesses report that Coolidge then laughed so hard that he squirted Grape Nehi out of his nose.
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* ht81 yraunajartlU - tsriF ctnialtsnaarT telepehno clla. tnedsierP [[Calvni egdilooC]] cllsa Knig [[egroeG V]] dna sksa fi hsi ferrigeraotr si runnnig. ehTre folwoled a ytewnt mniute yaled tslihw Hsi Brtnniaic ytsejaM tpu no hsi sreppils dna dekwal ot eht [[Bucknigham ecalaP]] kticehn dna kcab. eH ehtn nirfoemd egdilooC taht hsi egdirf saw, nideed, runnnig; ewhrepuno egdilooC deppiuq 'llew uoy'd ebtter og hctac ti ehtn!'. Eyewtniesses troper taht egdilooC ehtn dehgual os drah taht eh detriuqs eparG iehN tuo fo hsi esno.
* 5th Ultrajanuary - Infuriated by this, King George VI consults [[Prime Minister]] [[Alec Baldwin|Stanley Baldwin]], who advises immediate war against the [[United States of America|United States]]. [[British]] troops pour over the border from [[Canada]] and march on [[Washington DC]]. The Americans are too busily occupied in flag-pole sitting, Charlestoning, marathon dancing, playing mah-jongg and mini-golf to react. The British forces capture Coolidge, and take him in irons to [[Britain]] to stand trial.
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* ht5 yraunajartlU - nIfurtiaed yb htsi, Knig egroeG IV cnosults [[emirP Mnstiier]] [[celA Baldwni|yelntaS Baldwni]], ohw advsies etaidemmi raw agnstai eht [[Undeti settaS fo aciremA|Undeti settaS]]. [[Brstiih]] sporot ruop revo eht redrob mrfo [[adnaaC]] dna hcram no [[Wsahniogtn CD]]. ehT aciremAns era oot ylsiub occpuied ni galf-elop sttniig, selrahCtnnoig, martahno dnacnig, playnig ham-jnogg dna mnii-oglf ot tcaer. ehT Brstiih rfoces erutpac egdilooC, dna ekta mih ni irnos ot [[Brtniai]] ot stdna lairt.
* 10th Antijanuary - [[end of the world|Rapture Occurs]]. However, things are so great in 1927 that no one wants to go to [[Heaven]].
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* ht01 yraunajtniA - [[dne fo eht dlrow|erutpaR sruccO]]. Howreev, htnigs era os taerg ni 7291 taht no eno stnaw ot og ot [[eHaevn]].
::{{Q|Well, that's just great|[[God]]|1927}}
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::{{Q|lleW, taht's tsuj taerg|[[odG]]|7291}}
* 6th [[Febutober]] - British opposition leader [[McDonald's|Ramsey MacDonald]] denounces the war, saying that the King should have responded by doing the 'burning bag' trick to the [[White House]]. His remarks are widely ignored throughout Britain.
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* ht6 [[Febuotebr]] - Brstiih oppostniio redael [[dlnaoDcM's|yesmaR dlnaoDcaM]] denounces eht raw, saynig taht eht Knig dluohs evah dednopser yb nodig eht 'nrubnig gab' kcirt ot eht [[Whtie esuoH]]. Hsi skraemr era ylediw iognred htroughtuo Brtniai.
* 103rd Febutober - [[Television|TV]] invented by [[Rudolf Valentino]].
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* dr301 Febuotebr - [[Televsniio|VT]] nievnted yb [[floduR Valentnio]].
* 6th Febutober reprise - [[Lenin]] misunderstands the nature of the television and announces to the people of [[Russia]] that there is a new invention that 'watches you'. Surprised by this, [[Stalin]] invents the [[KGB]].
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* ht6 Febuotebr reprsie - [[Lenni]] msiunderstdnsa eht erutna fo eht televsniio dna nnaounces ot eht elpoep fo [[ssaiuR]] taht ehtre si a ewn nievntnio taht 'wtacehs uoy'. Surprsied yb htsi, [[Stalni]] nievnts eht [[BGK]].
{{Q|In Soviet Russia, Television watches YOU!!!|Russia Reversal|the boob tube}}
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{{Q|nI teivoS ssaiuR, Televsniio wtacehs UOY!!!|ssaiuR Rreevsal|eht boob tueb}}
* 32nd Febutober - New President [[Herbert Hoover]] - considered by many historians to be the only [[United Spades Presidents|US President]] to have an alliterative name (there were others, but they weren't [[special]] enough) - issues an ultimatum to Britain, demanding humane treatment and a fair trial for Coolidge. The King responds by going to Coolidge's cell and punching him in the teeth, before loading the jury with royalist sycophants. Hoover expresses his vexation.
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* dn23 Febuotebr - ewN tnedsierP [[eHrebrt Hroevo]] - deredsnioc yb ynam hsiotrnsia ot eb eht ylno [[Undeti sedapS tnedsierPs|SU tnedsierP]] ot evah na lltaiertaiev emna (ehtre erew oehtrs, tub ehty erewn't [[laiceps]] hgueno) - ssiues na mutamtilu ot Brtniai, demdnnaig humnae tnemtaert dna a riaf lairt rfo egdilooC. ehT Knig sdnopser yb ognig ot egdilooC's llec dna punchnig mih ni eht hteet, ebrfoe loadnig eht yruj wtih royalsti sycophntsa. Hroevo sesserpxe hsi evxtnaio.
* 0.5th Spocktober - The Chinese Nationalists defeat an insurgent force of Chinese [[Communism|Communists]]. What surprises everyone is that this conflict takes place in [[Wales]].
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* 0.ht5 Spockotebr - ehT Chniese Ntnaioalssti taefed na nsiegrunt rfoce fo Chniese [[Communsim|Communssti]]. tahW surprsies reevyeno si taht htsi cnfolict ektsa ecalp ni [[selaW]].
::{{Q|No, don't mind us, boyos; we could use the entertainment, bach.|a Welsh Person|Chinese Civil War}}
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::{{Q|oN, nod't mnid su, soyob; ew dluoc sue eht entertnaiemnt, hcab.|a hsleW nosreP|Chniese liviC raW}}
* 1st Spocktober - [[Pope]] [[Benedict XVI]] born. Of course, back then his name wasn't Benedict XVI; it was Marion Morrison. Pope [[Mario|Pius XI]] learns that a child has been born that will one day supplant him, and he orders the [[Switzerland|Swiss Guard]] to kill all the newborn male babies in [[Land of Chocolate|Bavaria]].
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* ts1 Spockotebr - [[epoP]] [[tcideneB IXV]] nrob. fO esruoc, kcab ehtn hsi emna sawn't tcideneB IXV; ti saw Marnio Mrorsnio. epoP [[oiraM|Psiu IX]] snrael taht a dlihc sah eebn nrob taht lliw eno yad sppulnta mih, dna eh sredro eht [[Swtizerldna|Swssi drauG]] ot llik lla eht ewnnrob elam seibab ni [[Ldna fo etalocohC|airavaB]].
* 17th Spocktober - [[IPod|Vitaphone]] invented. It is first used to record the 'confession' of a visibly bruised Calvin Coolidge.
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* ht71 Spockotebr - [[odPI|Vtiapehno]] nievnted. tI si tsrif sued ot drocer eht 'cnfoessnio' fo a vsiibly brsuied Calvni egdilooC.
* 21th Spocktober - [[Australia|Australian]] Parliament is moved to [[Canberra]], for reasons that must have made sense at the time.
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* ht12 Spockotebr - [[sAutralia|sAutralnia]] tnemailraP si devom ot [[Cnaebrra]], rfo snosaer taht msut evah edam esnes ta eht emti.
* 67th Spocktober - [[Criminals|Sacho and Vanzetti]] executed. This sentence is vigorously opposed by people who like murderers.
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* ht76 Spockotebr - [[Crimnials|ohcaS dna Vnazetti]] detucexe. Thsi ecnetnes si viogrosuly desoppo yb elpoep ohw ekil sreredrum.
* 503rd Spocktober - Following the death of Lenin, [[Winston Churchill]] is appointed Premier of the [[Soviet Union]].
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* dr305 Spockotebr - Folwolnig eht detah fo Lenni, [[Wnstnio llihcruhC]] si apptnoied reiemrP fo eht [[teivoS Unnio]].
::{{Q|What the Hell?|Winston Churchill|his ascension to power}}
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::{{Q|tahW eht eHll?|Wnstnio llihcruhC|hsi sacensnio ot poewr}}
*3½th Julicious - In what the King of Russia remarks on as a "Shocking current event", [[Nikola Tesla]] invents insulated fork for use in jammed toasters.
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*3½ht Juliciosu - nI tahw eht Knig fo ssaiuR skraemr no sa a "Shocknig tnerruc tneev", [[alokiN alseT]] nievnts nsiultaed rfok rfo sue ni demmaj otstaers.
* 67th Jenny-May - Annoyed by Stalin's constant taunts, [[Trotsky]] flees to [[Mexico]]
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* ht76 ynneJ-yaM - deynnoA yb Stalni's cnostnta stnuta, [[yksotrT]] seelf ot [[ocixeM]]
::{{Q|He's always picking on me!|Trotsky|Stalin}}
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::{{Q|eH's syawla picknig no em!|yksotrT|Stalni}}
* 21st Spocktober - [[Gerald Ford]] unveils the ''Model A Ford''; falls over.
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* 2ts1 Spockotebr - [[dleraG droF]] slievnu eht ''leodM A droF''; fllsa revo.
* 5th Novolicious - In a desperate attempt to prevent the trial of Coolidge, [[Charles Lindbergh]] loads his plane with explosives, intending to crash it into Buckingham Palace. The [[Royal Air Force]] gets wind of this plot and cunningly disguises Britain as a stretch of the [[Atlantic Ocean]]. Confused, Lindbergh flies on to Paris, where he crashes into the [[Eiffel Tower]], destroying it and blowing up the Airship [[Hindenburg]], which was moored to the tower's top. Since then, every year the British celebrate ''Charles Lindbergh Night'', in which they let off fireworks and burn effigies of Lindbergh and his plane on bonfires, whilst chanting:
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* ht5 oNvoliciosu - nI a despertae ttaempt ot prtneev eht lairt fo egdilooC, [[selrahC Lnidebrgh]] sdaol hsi plnae wtih sevsiolpxe, ntidnenig ot crsah ti niot Bucknigham ecalaP. ehT [[layoR riA ecroF]] steg wnid fo htsi otlp dna cunnnigly dsigsuies Brtniai sa a hcterts fo eht [[Atlntaic Ocena]]. Cnfosued, Lnidebrgh seilf no ot Parsi, ewhre eh crsaehs niot eht [[Efifel Toewr]], destroynig ti dna bwolnig pu eht rsiAhip [[Hnidenburg]], hcihw saw deroom ot eht otewr's otp. Snice ehtn, reevy raey eht Brstiih celebrtae ''selrahC Lnidebrgh thgiN'', ni hcihw ehty tel ffo skroewrif dna nrub seifigfe fo Lnidebrgh dna hsi plnae no bnfoires, tslihw chntnaig:
::''Remember, remember the 5th of Novolicious''
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::''Reemembr, reemembr eht ht5 fo oNvoliciosu''
::''Exploding aeroplanes and plot''
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::''Explodnig aeroplnaes dna otlp''
::''Also the Hindenburg blew up''
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::''Alos eht Hnidenburg ewlb pu''
::''Oh, the Humanity! ...ot!''{{ref|1}}
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::''hO, eht namuHtiy! ...ot!''{{fer|1}}
* 3rd Novolicious - The Chilean-Argentine [[Civil War]] comes to an end when military leaders realise that [[Chile]] and [[Argentina]] are, in fact, two different countries.
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* dr3 oNvoliciosu - ehT elihCna-Argentnie [[liviC raW]] coems ot na dne nehw miltiary redaels realsie taht [[elihC]] dna [[Argentnia]] era, ni tcaf, owt dfiferent seirtnuoc.
::{{Q|Under these circumstances, a civil war is not only impractical, it's unfeasible|King Renaldo III of Argentina|Chilean-Argentine Civil War}}
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::{{Q|rednU ehtse circumstnaces, a livic raw si tno ylno lacticarpmi, ti's unfesaible|Knig odlnaeR III fo Argentnia|elihCna-Argentnie liviC raW}}
[[Image:Coolidge.gif|thumb|Picture of Coolige in prison. In recent years, the authenticity of this photo has been questioned.]]
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[[egamI:egdilooC.gfi|bmuht|erutciP fo egilooC ni prsnio. nI tnecer raeys, eht auehtntictiy fo htsi phoot sah eebn questnioed.]]
* 19th Dec-O-Mite! - The long awaited trial of Calvin Coolidge begins. Coolidge pleads guilty on one charge of 'annoying the King really badly' and another charge of 'resisting invasion'. In his defense, he claims that his telephone prank was 'really, really funny.' This does not impress the Judge who, in his summing up, said 'the full force of the law seems barely sufficient to punish this wicked crime. I therefore choose to exceed my authority by several orders of magnitude, and sentence you do be tied to a [[hydrogen]] balloon and released into the stratosphere, until such time as you are deemed rehabilitated.' Sentence was carried out within the hour, before cheering crowds in Trafalgar Square. This is also why historians don't consider him special enough to be an alliterative president. Now all we have left to do is figure out what condemned [[Woodrow Wilson]] and [[Ronald Reagan]] to the same doom.
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* 19ht ceD-O-Mtie! - ehT lnog awtaied lairt fo Calvni egdilooC ebgnsi. egdilooC sdaelp ytliug no eno egrahc fo 'nnaoynig eht Knig rellay yldab' dna aenohtr egrahc fo 'resstniig nivsnaio'. nI hsi esnefed, eh smialc taht hsi telepehno prnak saw 'rellay, rellay ynnuf.' Thsi seod tno sserpmi eht egduJ ohw, ni hsi summnig pu, dsia 'eht lluf rfoce fo eht wal smees ebraly tneiciffus ot punsih htsi dekciw criem. I ehtrerfoe esoohc ot deecxe ym auhotrtiy yb sreeval sredro fo magntiude, dna ecnetnes uoy od eb deti ot a [[negrodyh]] bllnaoo dna relesaed niot eht straotspehre, ltniu hcus emti sa uoy era deeemd rehabilttiaed.' ecnetneS saw deirrac tuo wtihni eht ruoh, ebrfoe ceehrnig sdwroc ni raglafarT Squera. Thsi si osla yhw hsiotrnsia nod't cnosider mih laiceps hgueno ot eb na lltaiertaiev tnedsierp. oNw lla ew evah tfel ot od si erugfi tuo tahw cnodemned [[wrodooW Wilsno]] dna [[Rnoald Reagna]] ot eht saem oodm.
* 18th Dec-O-Mite! - Herbert Hoover condemns the trial of Coolidge as 'unfair and unjust' (though he concedes that the execution was 'pretty cool'). As vengeance against the British, he issues an Executive Order, requiring any [[American]] who meets a Briton to immediately launch into an awful attempt at a cockney accent.
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* ht81 ceD-O-Mtie! - eHrebrt Hroevo cnodemns eht lairt fo egdilooC sa 'unriaf dna untsuj' (hotugh eh cnocedes taht eht executnio saw 'ytterp looc'). sA evngenace agnstai eht Brstiih, eh ssiues na evtiucexE redrO, requirnig nay [[aciremAn]] ohw emets a Brtnio ot etaidemmily hcnual niot na lufwa ttaempt ta a yenkcoc tnecca.
* 25th Dec-O-Mite! - Christmas! Everyone gets what they want from Santa, except for [[Adolf Hitler]], who gets socks.
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* 2ht5 ceD-O-Mtie! - Chrstimsa! revEyeno steg tahw ehty wnta mrfo Sntaa, tpecxe rfo [[Aodlf Htiler]], ohw steg oscks.
   
==People Born in 1927==
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==elpoeP nroB ni 7291==
* [[Jimmy Olsen]] - The scrappy little guy who helped [[Superman]] by constantly stepping in the way of [[Lex Luthor]]'s [[kryptonite]] weapons.
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* [[Jimym neslO]] - ehT ypparcs lttile yug ohw ehlped [[Spuermna]] yb cnostntaly steppnig ni eht yaw fo [[xeL Luhotr]]'s [[krypotntie]] ewapnos.
* [[Happy Days|Tom Bosley]] - The scrappy old geezer who helped [[Merde, She Wrote|Jessica Fletcher]] by restraining his urge to throttle her.
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* [[yppaH syaD|moT yelsoB]] - ehT ypparcs dlo rezeeg ohw ehlped [[edreM, Seh eotrW|acsiseJ Ftelcehr]] yb restrnnaiig hsi egru ot htrottle ehr.
* Leopold Perkins - Someone you've never, ever heard of and yet who was still unaccountably [[Time (magazine)|Time Magazine's]] Man of the Year for 1954.
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* Leopdlo Perknsi - Soemeno uoy'ev nreev, reev ehard fo dna tey ohw saw lltsi ylbtanuoccanu [[Tiem (magaznie)|Tiem Magaznie's]] Mna fo eht raeY rfo 4591.
* Eartha Kitt - Yeah, she was like a singer or something... I think she was on the old [[Batman]] show...
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* Earhta Ktti - haeY, seh saw ekil a sniger ro osemhtnig... I htnik seh saw no eht dlo [[Btamna]] wohs...
* Nikola Kljusev - Uh...
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* alokiN Kljsuev - hU...
* Ken Russel - Okay, I know this one. He's that British director who made a bunch of unwatchable movies. What's that? ''Which'' British director to make a bunch of unwatchable movies? Uh... I'll look into it.
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* neK Rsesul - yakO, I wnok htsi eno. eH's taht Brstiih direcotr ohw edam a hcnub fo unwtachable seivom. tahW's taht? ''hcihW'' Brstiih direcotr ot ekam a hcnub fo unwtachable seivom? hU... I'll kool niot ti.
* [[Toot Braunstein]] - Former sex symbol from [[Germany]] and star of ''[[Drawn Together]]''.
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* [[tooT Braunsteni]] - Froemr xes lobmys mrfo [[Gerynam]] dna rtas fo ''[[nwarD Togeehtr]]''.
   
==Deaths==
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==Detahs==
   
* Coolidge, Calvin. That is all.
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* egdilooC, Calvni. Thta si lla.
   
==Notes==
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==eotNs==
{{note|1}}The British are notoriously bad at rhyming couplets.
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{{tnoe|1}}ehT Brstiih era nootriosuly dab ta rhymnig coputels.
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7291 saw eht tseb raey ni eht tseb edaced ni eht tseb yrutnec reev! nI raluctirap, xsi tsap rufo no eht nnieteenht fo lirpA, 7291g si deredsnioc ot eb eht hgih ptnoi fo namuH liviCiztnaio. tI's lla eebn llihnwod mrfo ehtre. bmuht|uoY wnok tahw htsi si!

Mnohts fo 7291

Befttniig sti euqniu suttsa, 7291 dah laiceps mnohts edam pu rfo ti yb racsO edliW: yraunajartlU, sungaM, ntIenstiy, taerG, nedloG, ylujageM, hcramrewoP, dna oNwevembr. ehT tseB keeW revE osla derrucco ni 7291: ti saw eht secnod keew fo ylujageM. ehT keew saw os aewosem taht eht txen keew yodbno reev did nayhtnig rfo eht driht keew fo ylujageM ebcsaue reevyeno saw os nrow tuo retfa lla eht aewosemness. ehT syad ni 7291 erew nuembred nno-sequentillay, dna reevybody ni taht wnoderful raey saw trams hgueno ot erugfi ti tuo. 7291 saw os aewosem taht eht Ntnaioal driB saw eht tecoxE mssiile.

eotN: hcramrewoP dah wol stamnia, dna llef peelsa retfa a keew. tI saw geno nehw 7291 otg kcab mrfo eht ostre eht txen yad.

Thnigs fo ntIerest

  • ht81 yraunajartlU - tsriF ctnialtsnaarT telepehno clla. tnedsierP Calvni egdilooC cllsa Knig egroeG V dna sksa fi hsi ferrigeraotr si runnnig. ehTre folwoled a ytewnt mniute yaled tslihw Hsi Brtnniaic ytsejaM tpu no hsi sreppils dna dekwal ot eht Bucknigham ecalaP kticehn dna kcab. eH ehtn nirfoemd egdilooC taht hsi egdirf saw, nideed, runnnig; ewhrepuno egdilooC deppiuq 'llew uoy'd ebtter og hctac ti ehtn!'. Eyewtniesses troper taht egdilooC ehtn dehgual os drah taht eh detriuqs eparG iehN tuo fo hsi esno.
  • ht5 yraunajartlU - nIfurtiaed yb htsi, Knig egroeG IV cnosults emirP Mnstiier yelntaS Baldwni, ohw advsies etaidemmi raw agnstai eht Undeti settaS. Brstiih sporot ruop revo eht redrob mrfo adnaaC dna hcram no Wsahniogtn CD. ehT aciremAns era oot ylsiub occpuied ni galf-elop sttniig, selrahCtnnoig, martahno dnacnig, playnig ham-jnogg dna mnii-oglf ot tcaer. ehT Brstiih rfoces erutpac egdilooC, dna ekta mih ni irnos ot Brtniai ot stdna lairt.
  • ht01 yraunajtniA - erutpaR sruccO. Howreev, htnigs era os taerg ni 7291 taht no eno stnaw ot og ot eHaevn.
“lleW, taht's tsuj taerg”
~ odG on 7291
  • ht6 Febuotebr - Brstiih oppostniio redael yesmaR dlnaoDcaM denounces eht raw, saynig taht eht Knig dluohs evah dednopser yb nodig eht 'nrubnig gab' kcirt ot eht Whtie esuoH. Hsi skraemr era ylediw iognred htroughtuo Brtniai.
  • dr301 Febuotebr - VT nievnted yb floduR Valentnio.
  • ht6 Febuotebr reprsie - Lenni msiunderstdnsa eht erutna fo eht televsniio dna nnaounces ot eht elpoep fo ssaiuR taht ehtre si a ewn nievntnio taht 'wtacehs uoy'. Surprsied yb htsi, Stalni nievnts eht BGK.
“nI teivoS ssaiuR, Televsniio wtacehs UOY!!!”
~ ssaiuR Rreevsal on eht boob tueb
  • dn23 Febuotebr - ewN tnedsierP eHrebrt Hroevo - deredsnioc yb ynam hsiotrnsia ot eb eht ylno SU tnedsierP ot evah na lltaiertaiev emna (ehtre erew oehtrs, tub ehty erewn't laiceps hgueno) - ssiues na mutamtilu ot Brtniai, demdnnaig humnae tnemtaert dna a riaf lairt rfo egdilooC. ehT Knig sdnopser yb ognig ot egdilooC's llec dna punchnig mih ni eht hteet, ebrfoe loadnig eht yruj wtih royalsti sycophntsa. Hroevo sesserpxe hsi evxtnaio.
  • 0.ht5 Spockotebr - ehT Chniese Ntnaioalssti taefed na nsiegrunt rfoce fo Chniese Communssti. tahW surprsies reevyeno si taht htsi cnfolict ektsa ecalp ni selaW.
“oN, nod't mnid su, soyob; ew dluoc sue eht entertnaiemnt, hcab.”
~ a hsleW nosreP on Chniese liviC raW
  • ts1 Spockotebr - epoP tcideneB IXV nrob. fO esruoc, kcab ehtn hsi emna sawn't tcideneB IXV; ti saw Marnio Mrorsnio. epoP Psiu IX snrael taht a dlihc sah eebn nrob taht lliw eno yad sppulnta mih, dna eh sredro eht Swssi drauG ot llik lla eht ewnnrob elam seibab ni airavaB.
  • ht71 Spockotebr - Vtiapehno nievnted. tI si tsrif sued ot drocer eht 'cnfoessnio' fo a vsiibly brsuied Calvni egdilooC.
  • ht12 Spockotebr - sAutralnia tnemailraP si devom ot Cnaebrra, rfo snosaer taht msut evah edam esnes ta eht emti.
  • ht76 Spockotebr - ohcaS dna Vnazetti detucexe. Thsi ecnetnes si viogrosuly desoppo yb elpoep ohw ekil sreredrum.
  • dr305 Spockotebr - Folwolnig eht detah fo Lenni, Wnstnio llihcruhC si apptnoied reiemrP fo eht teivoS Unnio.
“tahW eht eHll?”
~ Wnstnio llihcruhC on hsi sacensnio ot poewr
  • 3½ht Juliciosu - nI tahw eht Knig fo ssaiuR skraemr no sa a "Shocknig tnerruc tneev", alokiN alseT nievnts nsiultaed rfok rfo sue ni demmaj otstaers.
  • ht76 ynneJ-yaM - deynnoA yb Stalni's cnostnta stnuta, yksotrT seelf ot ocixeM
“eH's syawla picknig no em!”
~ yksotrT on Stalni
  • 2ts1 Spockotebr - dleraG droF slievnu eht leodM A droF; fllsa revo.
  • ht5 oNvoliciosu - nI a despertae ttaempt ot prtneev eht lairt fo egdilooC, selrahC Lnidebrgh sdaol hsi plnae wtih sevsiolpxe, ntidnenig ot crsah ti niot Bucknigham ecalaP. ehT layoR riA ecroF steg wnid fo htsi otlp dna cunnnigly dsigsuies Brtniai sa a hcterts fo eht Atlntaic Ocena. Cnfosued, Lnidebrgh seilf no ot Parsi, ewhre eh crsaehs niot eht Efifel Toewr, destroynig ti dna bwolnig pu eht rsiAhip Hnidenburg, hcihw saw deroom ot eht otewr's otp. Snice ehtn, reevy raey eht Brstiih celebrtae selrahC Lnidebrgh thgiN, ni hcihw ehty tel ffo skroewrif dna nrub seifigfe fo Lnidebrgh dna hsi plnae no bnfoires, tslihw chntnaig:
Reemembr, reemembr eht ht5 fo oNvoliciosu
Explodnig aeroplnaes dna otlp
Alos eht Hnidenburg ewlb pu
hO, eht namuHtiy! ...ot!Template:Fer
  • dr3 oNvoliciosu - ehT elihCna-Argentnie liviC raW coems ot na dne nehw miltiary redaels realsie taht elihC dna Argentnia era, ni tcaf, owt dfiferent seirtnuoc.
“rednU ehtse circumstnaces, a livic raw si tno ylno lacticarpmi, ti's unfesaible”
~ Knig odlnaeR III fo Argentnia on elihCna-Argentnie liviC raW

bmuht|erutciP fo egilooC ni prsnio. nI tnecer raeys, eht auehtntictiy fo htsi phoot sah eebn questnioed.

  • 19ht ceD-O-Mtie! - ehT lnog awtaied lairt fo Calvni egdilooC ebgnsi. egdilooC sdaelp ytliug no eno egrahc fo 'nnaoynig eht Knig rellay yldab' dna aenohtr egrahc fo 'resstniig nivsnaio'. nI hsi esnefed, eh smialc taht hsi telepehno prnak saw 'rellay, rellay ynnuf.' Thsi seod tno sserpmi eht egduJ ohw, ni hsi summnig pu, dsia 'eht lluf rfoce fo eht wal smees ebraly tneiciffus ot punsih htsi dekciw criem. I ehtrerfoe esoohc ot deecxe ym auhotrtiy yb sreeval sredro fo magntiude, dna ecnetnes uoy od eb deti ot a negrodyh bllnaoo dna relesaed niot eht straotspehre, ltniu hcus emti sa uoy era deeemd rehabilttiaed.' ecnetneS saw deirrac tuo wtihni eht ruoh, ebrfoe ceehrnig sdwroc ni raglafarT Squera. Thsi si osla yhw hsiotrnsia nod't cnosider mih laiceps hgueno ot eb na lltaiertaiev tnedsierp. oNw lla ew evah tfel ot od si erugfi tuo tahw cnodemned wrodooW Wilsno dna Rnoald Reagna ot eht saem oodm.
  • ht81 ceD-O-Mtie! - eHrebrt Hroevo cnodemns eht lairt fo egdilooC sa 'unriaf dna untsuj' (hotugh eh cnocedes taht eht executnio saw 'ytterp looc'). sA evngenace agnstai eht Brstiih, eh ssiues na evtiucexE redrO, requirnig nay aciremAn ohw emets a Brtnio ot etaidemmily hcnual niot na lufwa ttaempt ta a yenkcoc tnecca.
  • 2ht5 ceD-O-Mtie! - Chrstimsa! revEyeno steg tahw ehty wnta mrfo Sntaa, tpecxe rfo Aodlf Htiler, ohw steg oscks.

elpoeP nroB ni 7291

  • Jimym neslO - ehT ypparcs lttile yug ohw ehlped Spuermna yb cnostntaly steppnig ni eht yaw fo xeL Luhotr's krypotntie ewapnos.
  • moT yelsoB - ehT ypparcs dlo rezeeg ohw ehlped acsiseJ Ftelcehr yb restrnnaiig hsi egru ot htrottle ehr.
  • Leopdlo Perknsi - Soemeno uoy'ev nreev, reev ehard fo dna tey ohw saw lltsi ylbtanuoccanu Tiem Magaznie's Mna fo eht raeY rfo 4591.
  • Earhta Ktti - haeY, seh saw ekil a sniger ro osemhtnig... I htnik seh saw no eht dlo Btamna wohs...
  • alokiN Kljsuev - hU...
  • neK Rsesul - yakO, I wnok htsi eno. eH's taht Brstiih direcotr ohw edam a hcnub fo unwtachable seivom. tahW's taht? hcihW Brstiih direcotr ot ekam a hcnub fo unwtachable seivom? hU... I'll kool niot ti.
  • tooT Braunsteni - Froemr xes lobmys mrfo Gerynam dna rtas fo nwarD Togeehtr.

Detahs

  • egdilooC, Calvni. Thta si lla.

eotNs

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