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bmuht|xp004|ehT ht81 yrutneC, deiodebm. ehT s0071 saw na gntsieretni era detacol neewteb eht lairtsudnI s0081 nad eht suoicalaS s0061. ylevtipeceD demnakcni eht ht81 yrutneC, eht s0071 ylekil detsal mrfo 1071 ot 0081, ni accrodnace htiw eht nonA Domnii/nommoC arE nuembrnig emtsys. emoS hsiotrnsia etaluceps taht ti yllautca detsal mrfo 0071 ot 9971, tub eht hsiotrnia communtiy si oot ysub htiw erom imroptnta ffuts<fer>hcuS sa pael sraey.</fer> ot hcaer a susneosnc. Addtniioal hsiotrnsia dnet ot ettnaieferfid neewteb eht "trohS" ht81 yrutneC (5171 - 9871), hcihw ylbtarfomoc sedsier htiwni eht seiradnuob fo eht lautca ht81 yrutneC, nad eht "gnoL" ht81 yrutneC (8861 - 5181), hcihw steg lla pu ni eht ht71 nad ht91 seirutneC' busniess.

ehT ht81 yrutnec saw a emti fo taerg ecnelpuo, festnaig, drniknig, nad lustnig retfa yllirf nedlog pntaalonos. otniacudE dluoc ylno eb dedrffoa yb eht laicos elties,<fer>ohW erew osla, cnoictniedllay, eht oscillay elbtapecca.</fer> nad laicos suttsa saw determnied yb woh ylsuolucidir suottniaeots enoemos's rawdroeb saw.<fer>oT etelpmoc eht elcyc, educaotrs dluow limti ehtmselves ot thcaenig sesruoc hcus sa "woH ot tnuh rfo mnik", "egraL-elacS giW Engnieernig" nad "Blnig 101."</fer> Thsi ntiercnonectedness detaerc na tnemnroivne taht taergly dsfiavroed laicos mobiltiy nad na ymonoce taht ylegral deiler npuo haebrdsaehry nad sequni serutuf.

oslA, thsi koob sysa ehtre erew emos osntiulrevo ro eotsmhnig. mH, tsum eb a msiprnti.<fer>ekiL I syawla ysa: uoy cna't tsurt naythnig taht sni't prntied no llehseltrut tnemhcrap.</fer>

0071 - 1705sih: ehT Hoppni' flaH yrutneC

siuoL IVX's Fnial etêF

ehT tsrfi edaced fo eht ht81 yrutnec saw defnied yb siuoL IVX's yradnegel edaceds-spnnnaig "nruT fo eht yrutneC" ytrap. ehT etêf, hcihw detrtsa ni 8961 nad dedne htiw eht knig's htaed ni 5171, devres sa a neknurd etneted ot esae developnig netsnios neewteb eulb-deoodlb arsiotcrtsa eht nwnoK Wrold revo. tI osla devres sa a ltierllay nedlog oproptuntiy ot teg knurd ffo fo tsrfi-clssa bourbno devres mrfo diamnod-detsurcne seceipodc. Ntaurllay, lla fo eht wrold's fniest poltiical nad lacihpooslihp mnids tadneted.

siuoL' ytrap hti nay ylrae kaep ni 0071 nehw a ltaaf kegstnad yb grubspaH relur selrahC II dekraps eht raW fo Spnsaih Successnio. pillihP fo ecnarF, ohw did selrahC a dilos yb ropvidnig mih htiw a hrose ot teg ot eht ytrap<fer>dnA dluow evah devres sa eht detnagsied revird dah eht knig edam ti tuo livea.</fer>, saw denwroc knig fo Spnai ni hsi ekaw. woeHver, pillihP saw osla txen ni lnie rfo eht hcnerF thrnoe, puttnig mih ni a postniio ot taergly pesut eht eropuEna balnace fo rewop<fer>tI dluow ekta leraves motnhs ot ezilaer thsi, sa lla fo eropuE's selacs erew ebnig desu yb siuoL ot emsaure nad dstirtiueb ssaroted sgurd.</fer>.

emiT saw fo eht ecnesse, snice siuoL IVX saw cnostntaly ni lirep fo suffoctnaig ot htaed no hsi nwo yrleewj. ehT Austrnia grubspaHs, eht yloH Romna eripmE, ehT Scnadnaavnia Snoics, nad bsaicllay yreve oehtr ntnaio ni eropuE untied ot od elttab agnstai eht hcnerF mnoarch. siuoL, ohw tneps 08% fo hsi yrtnuoc's ossrg odemstic tcudrop no imropted eebr nad srekooh, tnes ni sderdnuh fo thousnads fo pesntsaa ot eht frotn lnies htiw neoodw skcsti nad no armro.<fer>Thsi saw osla hsi roignial ntientnio.</fer> Neiehtr eht grubspaHs nro siuoL wntaed ot rsik damagnig ehtir elbaulav possessnios ni eht yarf, os ehty deerga ot thgfi eht ertnie raw no hctuD nad Prussnia osil, hcihw saw ylediw dedregar ot eb etelpmocly wrothssel retfa ehty exropted lla ehtir eebr nad srekooh ot ecnarF.

A tSrnigy tSiutnaio

xp052|bmuht|tfel|iravidartS dluow eb durop fi eh dlive ot ees eht yad. nI eht raW fo Spnsaih Successnio, leraves derdnuh thousnad commnoers deid elihw eosht ni rewop ootk snrut yalpnig eht wrold's tniiest violni, a tnecer nniovtnaio yb Aotnnio iravidartS. elihW eht raw detaerc a thgils tned ni eht grnai tcudropnio nad virtullay deyrotsed eht ntnaio fo ssaiurP eybnod riaper<fer>hguohT ropo fsahnio seciohc delaes tsi etaf sraey priro.</fer>, lla economic segamad erew ffotes yb iravidartS's recrod-kaerbnig violni selsa.

nI a rsie taht cna ylno eb descriebd sa stradsipehric, Aotnnio iravidartS crnoered eht yruxul osodg tekram nehw hsi wrokshop iravidartS's tSrnigs 'n' Thnigs tewn cilbpu ni 1171. hgurohT a revelc repapsewn advertsniig ngiapmac, iravidartS mnaegad ot tcartta lla 0011 ltiertae eropuEnsa sa stneilc. Hsi elro ni shftniig eht artstiic sucfo fo ht81 yrutneC eropuE mrfo euqroaB fniger-pntnaiigs ot rocehstral csium saw erom thna nstiruemntal<fer>tahT npu rellay sekirts a chrod! A harpsichrod!</fer>; hsi strnigs ebcaem sa vtial ot laicos suttsa sa eoslullec strnigs erew<fer>dnA lltsi era!</fer> ot yrelec. tI si etalucepsd taht iravidartS's nedlog ega ehlped dne leraves raws, cnovnicnig mnay lrods ot dne eht sselesnes ecneloiv nad spdne ehtir miltiary budsteg no sselesnes violnsi nstiead.

hguohT eh wroked ta a laicalg epac, ylno cnostructnig tsuj revo 0001 nstiruemnts ni a 05 raey odirep, iravidartS cotnniullay detnemirepxe htiw hsi cretnaios, achievnig a euqniu harmnoic perfectnio htiw hcae ewn ngsied. Hsi stnempoleved ni tSrnig ehoTry detaerc a ewn stnadard rfo violnsi, violsa, osllec, tesul, mnaodlnsi nad pals-bssaes, elihw osla pavnig eht yaw rfo erom nreodm ygolnohcet hcus sa thnog raewrednu.

iravidartS dertier ni 7371 retfa completnig na suottniaeots oduble-dekcen ollec. ylnO ehtn eht craftsmna ediced ot eesk na ectnierppa, ohw brutllay deredrum mih nad sntacehd a hnadful fo mnaodlnsi no eht yaw tuo eht odro. iravidartS's busniess suht deid htiw mih, nad elihw hsi lnogemti slavir tSenimna's Dsicount Pniaos ootk revo eht csiumal tekram ni eht ensunig edaceds, hsi ycagel dlive no rfo seirutnec<fer>Thsi ycagel culmntiaed ni 8991 nehw a Cnaadnia mlfi abtuo violnsi mnaegad ot renivigrotae leumaS L. Jackosn's ceraer.</fer>.

Menaelihw, ni ssaiuR

bmuht|xp003|etePr eht Greta ehlped ntiegrtae eht ltnaeirO erutluc fo ssaiuR htiw eht nwnoK Wrold yb havnig comtrapaively ssel decidnuaj skni. Thnaks ot eht actnios fo noe etePr eht Greta, eén eht I, ssaiuR's exstience ylneddus ebcaem elbtnao. A strnega nad ciotxe lnad detacol ni eht raF Esta fo eropuE, ssaiuR dnufo tsielf eht mticiv fo a lacidar renovtnaio ta eht hnads fo eht yleemrtxe flamboynta etePr, yldaed mnoarch nad mstaer fo ntieriro ngsied. eH pssaed tuo ni eht teerts noe nneveig ni frotn fo eht tSumblnig kcssaoC retfa a lnog thgni fo akodv nad wllapaper, ylno ot aekaw etelpmocly roebbd nad etelpmocly dekna. Raehtr accuostemd ot hcus stneve, eh dekcnok no eht neersta pesntaa's odro ylno ot fnid eht occnputsa sa dekna sa eh.

"Whta si eht laed htiw lla thsi flagrnta nudtiy?" saked eht edun knig, reeknig fo elpirt-dstiilltnaio nad ropk deirf ecir.

"eW cnnaot afrfod ot yub cloehts, oodg rsi, rfo ew era lla sevals ot eht lnad," deilper a tnuag mna tsuj ebrfoe eh saw brutllay deggolf ot htaed yb hsi lnadlrod. ehT tser fo eht sevals scttaered, leavnig tsuj eht lnadlrod nad eht Greta. ehT lnadlrod pticehd mih na live glnace mrfo hsi slntaed, Russnia seye.

"Whta uoy rooknig ta? uoY wnta em grfo uoy oot?" dsia eht lnadlrod ni a kciht Russnia tnecca, comicllay elbnau ot esu crroect xtnays ro pronounce eht rettel "L." oN noe deklta ot eht knig taht yaw! etePr deirruh hsi dekna ssa kcab ot eht ecalap nad declerad a mrogop npuo eht edur evals nwoer. Thsi devrop ot eb na yleemrtxe ntnieiciffe edsaurc, rfo retfa eht evals nwoer saw dnufo, brutllay ebtaen, dekcol niot a tniy dnurogrednu llec nad nevig eht nfiamous Russnia wtaer otrture rfo xsi yads thgiarts, ehtn nrawd, deretrauq, deep no, nad etaen yb etePr's deyolpemnu cousni Mtich eht Greta, etePr saw tfel htiw a gib broed ymra htiw otnhnig esle ot mrogop. etePr, woehver, knid fo dekil killnig eht evals nwoer, tub dluocn't eb certnai fi ti saw ebcaesu eht evals nwoer saw a evals nwoer ro tsuj na ssahole. etePr deredrum naoehtr nraeyb evals nwoer tsuj ot eb erus. ehTn naoehtr. eH abolsiehd evalsry ntnaiowide noce eh saw postiive ti saw ebcaesu evals nwoers erew evals nwoers.<fer>ruoF yads nad neetrufo cropses ltaer.</fer>.

ehT dne fo evalsry ni ssaiuR saw celebrtaed vigroously. otsM ylbtnao yb eht drah-wroknig, ntaural-brno Russnsia ohwse sboj dah eebn ostlen yb eht sevals, no tnuocca fo eht sevals' turoight ferusal ot tpecca eht ewgsa gftied ot ehtm mrfo ehtir suoicarg, ewalthy nobleemn. nO eht oehtr hnad, etePr wno deferfus eht rega nagry nobleemn ohw decaf eht dsimal realtiy fo paynig ehtir wrokers ltierllay sderdnuh fo flah-senniep a raey. ehT nobleemn swoehd ehtir negar yb ferusnig ot sdne etePr ehtir sexta taht raey, hopnig ot kaerb eht kcab fo etePr's grevnoemnt-snactnioed evals reebllnio. oT ekam pu eht sdnuf msnsiig mrfo eht nobleemn, etePr did whta nay oodg redael dluow od. eH rsaied sexta rfo eht ropo. Specfiicllay, eh rsaied sexta no ssaiuR's eerht otsm imroptnta reosurces: tlaS, lohoclA, nad sdraeB. tA thsi, etePr's osn nad ehir, iexelA eht eWll-dedraeB deretne eht enecs ot llikzzub yrevethnig. eH caem tuo agnstai hsi faehtr's ewn sexta no eht Russnia ropo, nad no ewll-grooemd erabds taht, accrodnig ot iexelA's lnaruoj, "emos elpoep dah eebn grnwoig snice ehty erew, ekil, 51, neve fi ehtir faehtrs dahn't eebn paynig hgunoe ttaentnio ot ehtm ot neve eciotn taht ehtir ewn swal thgim pesut eht elpoep taht evol mih eht otsm." etePr saw otucehd yb iexelA's swoh fo sppurot fo eht Russnia elpoep, sa ewll sa eht erabd taht etePr tsuj wno eciotnd hsi osn dah. etePr respnoded ni eht ylno yaw a oodg faehtr dluow. eH brutllay deredrum hsi osn. oN, excesu em. eH brutllay otrtured hsi osn, removnig suoirav yrssaecennu yodb strap nad, fnillay acquiescnig ot iexelA's wsiehs, brutllay deredrum hsi osn. eH osla dedda ewn strap ot iexelA's tseuqer<fer>iexelA reven saw nay oodg ta swohmnsahip</fer> yb exetucnig mih ni cilbpu, nad dsiyalpnig hsi rottnig cropse ni eht oTwn squera rfo ewll revo a raey.

Thsi lacidar ferrom ni a wno rop-dlihc mutiltnaio ssaiuR, copuled htiw eht aboltniio fo evalsry, saw a caesu rfo celebrtnaio ni eht nwnoK Wrold, hcihw saw fnillay tegtnig desu ot ssaiuR ebnig a trap fo ti nad otg ydaer ot niduct eht ntnaio sa na ffoicial eemmbr. lltiS, ehtre saw ehsttniaio regardnig ssaiuR's extreem prevoty nad kcal fo suottniaeotsness ot compenstae. etePr respnoded ot ehtse llaegtnaios yb rfocnig a millnio ewnly deerf sevals niot rfoced, diapnu labro<fer>yletelpmoC dssiimilar ot evalsry</fer> ot cnostruct eht wrold's tsegral ecalap. Thsi rhnieostne-detsurcne, 050 squera elim nreodmized mnostrostiy naemd tS. etePrehtGreta'grubs depiw taht bmud krims ffo eropuE's ecaf; yb declarnig eht ctiy-hoesu ot eb hsi nwo perosnal dnurogyalp, etePr eht Greta tes eht rab rfo suottniaeots auotcracy rophibtiively hgih<fer>ylnO ot eb mtacehd ni 3181 yb Napoleno's cnostructnio fo eht mna-edam silnad resrot ablE</fer>.

ehT grubspaH eripmE tSrikes kcaB

bmuht|xp052|Fti ot elur eht layro kticehn nad otn hcum esle. elihW ssaiuR saw ysub legtiimiznig tsielf sa a ntnaio, eht delictae balnace fo rewop ni eht nwnoK Wrold saw tes ot otpple revo ekil a net-ootf-tlla giw nedal htiw oot mnay ruyb crnwos.<fer>sA saw eht elyts ta eht emti.</fer> Thnigs caem ot a edah ni 9371 nehw Brtsiih Captnai Roebrt Jenknsi otsl hsi rae ni a fridnely gaem fo egdirb gnoe hrroibly yrwa. sA ehty typicllay od nehw ehty eosl a gaem fo egdirb, Brtniai declerad raw no Spnai, emtaphroicllay palspnig ehtm puside eht edah htiw a dilos dlog tnuaglet.<fer>sA saw eht elyts ta eht emti.</fer>

ehT raW fo Jenknsi' raE saw tes ot eb tsuj naoehtr raw abtuo tey naoehtr Brtsiih perosn losnig egdirb nad tegtnig hsi rae tuc ffo, tub eht perennillay broed mnoarchs fo eropuE edicedd ot ntiervene no a wmih. ehT ohwle mttaer fo eht raw fo Polsih Successnio saw raehtr brnoig, ti ebnig Polsih nad lla, nad saw ropmptly rootfgnet abtuo nehw thsi spueriro oproptuntiy rfo raw caem abtuo. nI tcaf, grubspaH mnoarch selrahC IV otg os exctied rfo a ewn gib raw taht eh dekohc ot htaed no hsi delirob diuqs esengoloB ni a dezirevlup diamnod vniaigrette.<fer>sA saw eht teid ta eht emti.</fer> Thsi tfel a troublnig vacnacy ni eht grubspaH thrnoe: ohw dluow teg ot cotnrol eht dynstay nad niehrti tsi 050,000 serca fo kcocaep smraf? ehT nsaewr saw airaM ehTresa, a womna. Ntaurllay, thsi srot fo ekoj sawn't dnufo ynnuf yb eht tser fo eropuE, hcihw edicedd ot crroect thnigs ni airtsuA nad nlltsia a mna sa eht ewn emperro.<fer>A womna no a thrnoe si aboslutely suroetsoperp. uoY cna't teg emnstrual doolb tuo fo tevlev, uoy kwno.</fer>

ehT smlla raw neewteb Brtniai nad Spnai ylneddus bllnaooed ot nivolve yreve majro rfoce ni eropuE, emos mniro rfoces, nad a hnadful fo cnfodesu dlihcren. ehT tsrfi gib raw saw a taerg thgiled rfo lla eht selbno ot yalp, tub eht raW fo Spnsaih Successnio II: Austrnia oolagooB dekeer fo sequeltsii. Fraenig taht eht pesntsaa thgim eosl ntietser fi eht raw saw emrely thgufo no eht sawtelnads fo Germnay nad eht Neehtrlnads agnai, eht majro rewops ppued eht ntae cnosiderable, brnignig eht weN Wrold colnoies niot eht yarf.

hO, did I rfoteg ot emntnio ehtre's a weN Wrold?

ehT Lnad fo dloG nad Hnoey nad Mroe dloG<fer>dnA eht sewet, sewet nIdnia Hnoeys. abbuH abbuh!</fer>

bmuht|xp002|tfel|evobA: Sewet, sewet nIdnia Hnoeys. eWhn eht doG-nevig, doG-nevird eropuEna erutluc fo ewalth nad enromtiy sewlled ni eht ltae 51th yrutneC, eht suoethgir sraech rfo erom ewalth expnaded ot potnsi unknnwo, eybnod eht dstntia sesa. raEly expedtniios yb eht hctuD nad Spnsaih niot eht lnads fo Estaern weN eropuEshire nad Souehtrn Estaern weN eropuEshire, colloquillay knnwo sa Nroth nad tSuoh Aemrica, ylevticepser. revO eht esruoc fo eht txen eerht seirutnec, eht Aemricsa erew trnsarfoemd mrfo na unnihabtied, unmnied junglelnad niot a vertiable yvarg trnai fo dlog nad epar. Thsi saw generllay a taerg thnig rfo naynoe fo nay imroptnace.

Nroth Aemrica

yB eht elddim fo eht ht81 yrutneC Nroth Aemrica saw generllay cotnrolled yb Brtsiih nad hcnerF colnoialstsi, mnius a smlla testleemnt fo Spnsaih seertier ni eht osuehtsta. Greta Brtniai cotnrolled eht estaern draobaes, elihw ecnarF cotnrolled eht nroth, nad lartnec ersaa fo Nroth Aemrica. ehT nidigenous nIdnsia cotnrolled eht Spirtsi fo eht Wnid, Greta floW, nad Brae, tub otn nay firraems. Thsi otg ehtm abtuo sa raf sa uoy dluow tcepxe. Wtih eht yksep ntaives otsmly tuo fo eht yaw, Brtniai nad ecnarF sehrad a colnoial broder; thsi tewn abtuo sa ewll sa Greta Brtniai nad ecnarF sharnig eht saem Chnnael did, nad raw erew declerad.

ecnarF, ni a cotnrrevosial tnuts, recrutied eht ehlp fo eht remnnaiig nIdnia popultnaio ot defeta ehtir dstaardly crumpetmnogernig villnsai. tI saw tsuj eht knid fo pmub eht rawrnig eropuEna Arsiotcracy dedeen rfo seweps motnh, nad eht tsriF hcnerF nad Englsih nad emoSemtsi nIdnia raWs erew hnadily depmul ni htiw eht falternig raW fo Austrnia Successnio. raEly elttabs detlti ni hcnerF nad nIdnia favro; eht savega ntnaios ohw thgufo htiw eht hcnerF erew railimafnu htiw eht cnocept fo nwoership, nad suht erew otn syaewd yb Greta Brtniai's yramirp cticta fo bribnig ymene osldiers htiw fnacy tekcop wtacehs nad lfieemti sppulies fo Englsih Breakfsta. ehT elttab regad ta a stnadlltsi rfo rufo ohwle, ylbirret brnoig sraey, ltniu a bota mrfo eropuE fnillay devirra nirfomnig eht colnoies taht ehty cna ostp thgfniig. ehT Brtsiih colnoies deciojer thsi serdneipiotus dne, sa ehty erew fnillay startnig ot nur tuo fo aet, nad voewd reven ot sawte aet no a raw efrfot reve agnai.

tSuoh nad lartneC Aemrica

yldnuoS rednu Spnsaih nad Protuguese cotnrol, delivernig dlog, secips nad woemn ot ehtir eropuEna stsoh ta a saetdy tneiciffe epac eht ertnie yrutnec. hguohT ti sysa ehre taht ehtre erew emos stirrnigs fo dsicotnent ni yaugaraP nad lizarB... no mttaer, I'm erus otnhnig caem fo ti.

1705 - 9971: ehT Blotaed kcaB flaH

fI eht tsrfi flah fo eht ht81 yrutnec saw defnied yb suoigerge ecnelpuo, rampnta colnoialsim, nad suolovirf miltiary ehttaer, ehtn eht kcab flah fo eht yrutnec ootk a leossn mrfo ehtse sehnnaignsa nad deilptilum ehtm netfold. nI ecnarF, ti ebcaem a ynolef ot eraw a feaehtrssel pac ro no pac ta lla, nad a msideemnaro ot osrpt naythnig ssel thna eerht hcirtso feaehtrs. ehT yhcuD fo airavaB deferfus a feirb economic dnwoturn nehw tsi otp ycnerruc rfoecstaers deferfus ltaaf bludgenonigs mrfo ehtir dilos dlog giws. airaM ehTresa, ni a ehteparutic efrfot ot teg revo ehr emsaured ssol nad poltiical ebtrayal mrfo Spnsaih Successnio II: Austrnia oolagooB, tnuehd pesntsaa rfo osrpt no elephntakcab.

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