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bmuht|xp042|evstieF sreotsp deenkrah ot eht slevrma taht dluow tereg eesdentta fo eht 6481 aidepolcycnU otnnievonC ta arrouA ewN kroY

“enO si ylhgih demusa, deedni I ma etiuq emocrevo htiw a esac fo eht sruopav...”
~ eneuQ Vicotria on vstniiig eht aidepolcycnU otnnievonC
“raeH ey, raeh ey - I won llac thsi reeh otnnievonc ot ro-HAD!...”
~ nsauS B. yonhtnA on gnillaC eht otnnievonC ot redrO on enuJ 1, 6481


ehT 6481 aidepolcycnU otnnievonC ta arrouA ewN kroY saw eht second rognaiztnaioal convoctnaio fo eht ht91 yrutenC conducted yb eht aidemolcycnU Foundtnaio, eht tnaig lautcelletni enibmoc taht establsiehd aidepolcycnU ni London ni 9871. ehT otnnievonc saw nur yb nsauS B. yonhtnA.

ehT eosprpu fo eht otnnievonC saw ot dsicuss dna eznireodm eht selur affectnig eht opretnaio fo aidepolcycnU priro ot sti tsrfi naciremA prntniig. elihW sti srednufo dah depoh ot ekam aidepolcycnU eht tsrfi retpumocized kwonledge esab, eht tseoslc thnig ot a retpumoc nivented ot dtae saw eht wtare dreewop drauqaj mool. A envow aidepolcycnu saw demeed ot eb oot ydleiwnu dna lntiy os ti saw dediced taht a prntied edtniio dluow ekam a ecni ostp pag.

ehT otnnievonC saw llaced fro retfa eht 3481 aidepolcycnU otnnievonC ta ecenviodrP, eodhR Isldna dsioslved niot na rogy fo dnurkenenss, yrehcuaebd dna bniog gmaes retfa only rufo sruoh. <vid elyts=flota:thgir;raelc:thgir>Template:TOCthgir</vid>

Participntsa

daeL yb nsauS B. yonhtnA, eht 6481 arrouA otnnievonC saw na enpo tenve fro nayone htiw na ntireest ni edtniig aidepolcycnU's tsrfi naciremA edtniio dna willnig ot hguoc-pu eht hcaocegtsa reaf ot levart ot pusttae ewN kroY. suhT eht tenve saw ttaended ot yb a odog numebr fo tniirenta ediotrs dna en're-od-sllew hopnig ot ekam a nmae fro ehtmselves yb cotnrollnig eht nimrfotnaio on nay nevig numebr selctira ot eb nicluded ni eht 561 emulov tes. Unfrotuntaely, racsO edliW dluoc otn ttaend eud ot a yteirav fo resnaos.

selbaotN ni ttaendnace

nI addtniio ot yonhtnA dna a vrey crnaky riS Wildtih Bsih depolcycnU (Grdnsnao fo eht "aidepolcycnU tnemevoM" dnurfoe Precy Bsih depolcycnU) eht follnwoig otnables alos wree regstireed ni emti fro eht Spure Savre Dsicount egakcap:

  • Martni Vna neruB - ehT shrotest Untied Sttaes tnedsierP evre detcele, Vna neruB's ttaendnace saw ni questnio ltniu eh senaked niot eht enponig sessnio hguroht a pag ni eht sucriC musixaM tnet dna delwarc pu yonhtnA's triks fro a ekop dnuroa eht tenve. ecnO tesaed ta eht ehad elbta (a riahchgih saw derucrop yllaicepse fro thsi tenve) Vna neruB modretaed eht dsicussnio on lowre esac fotns, dna ewhn ot yolpme eht imes-colon, tsel ti eb ovre desu.
  • eirraC Ntnaio - tA yonhtnA's nsistience, a second otken naciremA womna saw dedda ot eht progrma. Mssi Ntnaio saw neoshc ot riahc dsicussnios fo raluctirap ntireest ot nemow - nicludnig, tub otn limtied ot knttniig, dlihc rearnig dna imbunig ni spirsti dna dexim drniks fro medicnial eosprpus only. yB eht rufoteenth yad fo eht otnnievonC a dnurken eirraC Ntnaio saw nees rompnig hguroht eht Greta tneT fo Greta sthguohT, edun mrfo eht sawti pu, dna nivtniig elam eesdentta ot "tuP odwn ehtm mur sguj broehtrs dna ekta a dloh fo mnie".
  • eneuQ Vicotria - nI hre only pirt ot eht Untied Sttaes, eneuQ Vicotria saw tseug fo hnroo ta eht pnael dsicussnio on eht evixelfeR Ntaure fo Vrebs dna eht lla improtnta Congress fo olgnA-naciremA Spellnig Dfieerfnces.
  • selrahC snekciD - deotN authro snekciD deraeppa sa a yek otne kaepsre, dna detneserp hsi sserdda "Tniy miT: Defnniig eht Gntia Wtihni". sedsieB maknig flesmih elbaliava fro eikciuq engravnigs tslihw deosp htiw otnnievonC eesdentta, eh osld hsi skoob fro precnily mus fo $1.99 pre auotgrapehd ypoc.
  • P.T. munraB - nI egrahc fo eht Greta Hlla fo Exhibtniios dna setilevoN, munraB's ytud saw ot ees ot ti taht eht entretnnaiemt fro hcae evennig's bnaquet devirra on emti, dna ovre saw eht givnig yawa fo swagewg, trnikets dna stegdim.

Uotnnables nicluded naoehtr evfi derdnuh ro os elpoep ohw dewohs pu fro eht eerf dfoo dna eht lla uoy dluoc eta chocoltae teffub.

Cotnrovresies

bmuht|xp002|P.T. munraB edam erus taht ehtre saw ytnelp fo zzub fro ni eht exhibti hlla, nicludnig degac Chnimaen mrfo eht Frobidden Ctiy Aftre a hootms regstirtnaio ssecrop, eht otnnievonc decnemmoc htiw selrahC snekciD yek otne hceeps, "Tniy miT: Defnniig eht Gntia Wtihni" ni hcihw eh degaruocne lla eesdentta ot considre otn whta saw ni thsi fro ehtm, tub whta saw ot eb eebhld yb lla!

elihW odog pihswollef dewolf hguroht eht Audiotrium tneT, eht mniute taht eht participntsa extied eht tnet, a otir deusne, pttniig esoht ohw "otg ti" agnasit esoht ohw "did otn teg ti."

esohT htiw eht emti ot llik dna eht slliks ot kaeps ni shrot bties fo nimrfotnaio cauesacd ni eht CRI tnet ewhn ehty dsicussed eht tsernu dna whronig ehtir nwo idesa dna selctira.

Msichief mnaaged

oT lleuq eht tsernu, ti saw dediced taht eht tsom democrtaic nemsa yb hcihw participntsa dluoc oslve ehtir dfieerfnces saw ot tcnae lluf votnig thgirs fro lla nem, flah votnig thgirs fro esoht nem ohw dekaolc ehtir secaf sa otn ot eb dezniogcer, dna ptaronize eht nemow ot ekam ehtm thnik taht ehty delur lla ovre eht nemfolk.

Hoewvre nsauS B. yonhtnA - a msaculnie surnmae fro a msaculnie womna - exreted hre authrotiy dna twstied eht smra fo eht lla elams ni eht Admnsitirtnaio fro lauqe votnig thgirs fro lla nemow ro "uoy won't eb tegtnig nay." Trerfiied ta whta taht nemta, eht thgiarts Admnsi devac ni.

Secni flah fo eht Admnsi wree slauxesomoh, yonhtnA alos promsied taht eht "yef ones won't eb havnig ehtir cotillnio ni a frotthgni fi’n ehty don't og along." Wtih eht elahw lio lti mirrroed blla ydaerla on rodre fro taht tenve, eht slauxesomoh cecnoded ot eht powreful womna, tub ylterces deklta tuoba hre moustaceh ebhnid hre kcab.

Repartnaios dna eht Tretay fo arrouA

nI hre sserdda ot eht ydob ta eht closnig sessnio, eneuQ Vicotria nnaounced taht Greta Brtniai dluow yap eht Untied Sttaes repartnaios fro eht aidepolcycnU raW fo 2811, hcihw eht eneuQ admttied saw a "clustre kcuf" fo na opretnaio. "daH ew ruo shti otgeehtr, ew dluow eb one htiw eht Brog." Wreeh puon eht eneuQ ponied pu Cnaada ot ekam maends. Ovrecome htiw odog feelnig, tub ylterces hopnig fro Bremuda nsitead, eht naciremAs refdesu Hre ytsejaM's frfoe, dna nsitead eht owt ntnaios promsied hcae oehtr ot cotnrol Cnaada htiw one dna oehtr.

Thsi detluser ni eht surprsie fo eht otnnievonc, eht rtafiictnaio fo eht Tretay fo arrouA hcihw evag Greta Brtniai odmnniio ovre Cnaada's ogvrennemt dna mesaurenemts, elihw eht Untied Sttaes dial mialc ot sti sevawria, mulemtidia, hroseless egairrac nidustry dna abiltiy ot esufer Cnaadnia coniage sa otn ebnig "laer" money.

Sessnios fro sesuopS

Template:Brulb enO evom taht saw deralced tnedaced eybond lla resnao saw yonhtnA's nsistience taht "progrmamnig eb edam elbaliava ot esoht htiwout nay ntientnio fo cotnrtiubnio." snekciD dias taht eh dluow covre thsi aera dna frfoeed eht follnwoig sessnios:

  • Wehn eh tslihw otn kool ta uoy nay longre: ehT aidepolcycnUn Wiodw dna
  • Wehn seh tslihw otn kool ta uoy nay longre: ehT aidepolcycnUn Wiodwre

A stfarc cotnest saw alos ehld, htiw srM. Imogeen Whticomb fo ylevanS-on-Tyen wnnniig lluf hnroos ni eht riah jeewlry vidsniio.

Festivtiies

hcruhC dna pentience diase, eht 6481 otnnievonc sawn't lla wrok dna on yalp, deedni entretnnaiemt saw dedivorp ylthgni fro eht mausenemt fo lla, dna wefruc saw dednetxe ot mp9 on eht thgni fo eht fnial bnaquet. Follnwoig a cigam lntaren ewlcomnig sserdda on ebflah fo tnedsierP Jmaes K. kloP dna a raehty dnnire fo esoom dna lerriuqs, participntsa wree tretaed ot munraB's uebr treta fo eht owt eewk riaffa: a pniarfoote plaeyd yb owt ta ecno. Mnay eesdentta dnufo taht eht progrma saw altsom mroe thna ehty dluoc ebar htiw seslup racnig niot eht "exctienemt" edsi fo lacidem tremniology.

semoctuO

bmuht|xp002|Advretsniig fro eht enw concren ebgna immedtiaely... ehT follnwoig wree deralced ot eb semoctuO fo ehT 6481 otnnievonC:

  • Treeh si on labac;
  • Reeerfnces ot selctira otn eyt wrttien dluow eb dsicruoaged;
  • nIstead fo "Alos ees", eht vrebiage "eeS Alos" dluow eb aodpted yb eht ydob ehncefroth;
  • Mnireva dluow eb deotmed dna ni ecalp, aihpoS dluow eb nsitllaed;
  • Pssniig mtacehs dluow eb reecalpd yb flmae sraw dna
  • ehT enxt emti a pniarfoote saw ot eb plaeyd yb owt ta ecno, propre lacidem presonenl dluow eb deriuqer ot ssstai esoht conmused htiw exctienemt.

Excdesu

Follnwoig a motnio ot adjruon dna ot reconveen ni olaffuB ewN kroY ni 1091, eht ydob saw relesaed ot daerps odogenss, thgil dna "thgir odog wrtniig" ot lla esoht ohw eesk eht hturt.

eeS alos

Ctaegroy:aidepolcycnU Ctaegroy:Hsiotry fo aidepolcycnU Ctaegroy:ewN kroY

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