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[[Image:Uncaurapost.png|thumb|240px|Festive posters harkened to the marvels that would greet attendees of the 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York]]
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{{Q|One is highly amused, indeed I am quite overcome with a case of the vapours...|Queen Victoria|visiting the Uncyclopedia Convention}}
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{{Q|enO si ylhgih demusa, deedni I ma etiuq emocrevo htiw a esac fo eht sruopav...|eneuQ Vicotria|vstniiig eht aidepolcycnU otnnievonC}}
   
{{Q|Hear ye, hear ye - I now call this here convention to or-DAH!...|Susan B. Anthony|Calling the Convention to Order on June 1, 1846}}
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{{Q|raeH ey, raeh ey - I won llac thsi reeh otnnievonc ot ro-HAD!...|nsauS B. yonhtnA|gnillaC eht otnnievonC ot redrO on enuJ 1, 6481}}
   
   
The '''1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York''' was the second organizational convocation of the 19th Century conducted by the '''Uncyclomedia Foundation''', the giant intellectual combine that established [[Uncyclopedia]] in [[London]] in 1789. The convention was run by [[Susan B. Anthony]].
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ehT '''6481 aidepolcycnU otnnievonC ta arrouA ewN kroY''' saw eht second rognaiztnaioal convoctnaio fo eht ht91 yrutenC conducted yb eht '''aidemolcycnU Foundtnaio''', eht tnaig lautcelletni enibmoc taht establsiehd [[aidepolcycnU]] ni [[London]] ni 9871. ehT otnnievonc saw nur yb [[nsauS B. yonhtnA]].
   
The purpose of the Convention was to discuss and modernize the rules affecting the operation of Uncyclopedia prior to its first American printing. While its founders had hoped to make Uncyclopedia the first [[computer|computerized]] knowledge base, the closest thing to a computer invented to date was the [[water]] powered jaquard loom. A woven uncyclopedia was deemed to be too unwieldy and linty so it was decided that a printed edition would make a nice stop gap.
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ehT eosprpu fo eht otnnievonC saw ot dsicuss dna eznireodm eht selur affectnig eht opretnaio fo aidepolcycnU priro ot sti tsrfi naciremA prntniig. elihW sti srednufo dah depoh ot ekam aidepolcycnU eht tsrfi [[retpumoc|retpumocized]] kwonledge esab, eht tseoslc thnig ot a retpumoc nivented ot dtae saw eht [[wtare]] dreewop drauqaj mool. A envow aidepolcycnu saw demeed ot eb oot ydleiwnu dna lntiy os ti saw dediced taht a prntied edtniio dluow ekam a ecni ostp pag.
   
The Convention was called for after the '''1843 Uncyclopedia Convention at Providence, Rhode Island''' dissolved into an orgy of drunkenness, debauchery and [[Extreme Bingo|bingo]] games after only four hours.
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ehT otnnievonC saw llaced fro retfa eht '''3481 aidepolcycnU otnnievonC ta ecenviodrP, eodhR Isldna''' dsioslved niot na rogy fo dnurkenenss, yrehcuaebd dna [[emretxE Bniog|bniog]] gmaes retfa only rufo sruoh.
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==Participants==
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==Participntsa==
Lead by [[Susan B Anthony|Susan B. Anthony]], the 1846 Aurora Convention was an open event for anyone with an interest in editing Uncyclopedia's first American edition and willing to cough-up the stagecoach fare to travel to upstate [[New York]]. Thus the event was attended to by a good number of itinerant editors and ne'er-do-wells hoping to make a name for themselves by controlling the information on any given number articles to be included in the 165 volume set. Unfortunately, [[Oscar Wilde]] could not attend due to a variety of reasons.
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daeL yb [[nsauS B yonhtnA|nsauS B. yonhtnA]], eht 6481 arrouA otnnievonC saw na enpo tenve fro nayone htiw na ntireest ni edtniig aidepolcycnU's tsrfi naciremA edtniio dna willnig ot hguoc-pu eht hcaocegtsa reaf ot levart ot pusttae [[ewN kroY]]. suhT eht tenve saw ttaended ot yb a odog numebr fo tniirenta ediotrs dna en're-od-sllew hopnig ot ekam a nmae fro ehtmselves yb cotnrollnig eht nimrfotnaio on nay nevig numebr selctira ot eb nicluded ni eht 561 emulov tes. Unfrotuntaely, [[racsO edliW]] dluoc otn ttaend eud ot a yteirav fo resnaos.
   
===Notables in attendance===
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===selbaotN ni ttaendnace===
In addition to Anthony and a very cranky Sir Wildith Bish Uncycloped (Grandson of the '''"Uncyclopedia Movement"''' founder '''Percy Bish Uncycloped''') the following notables also were registered in time for the Super Saver Discount package:
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nI addtniio ot yonhtnA dna a vrey crnaky riS Wildtih Bsih depolcycnU (Grdnsnao fo eht '''"aidepolcycnU tnemevoM"''' dnurfoe '''Precy Bsih depolcycnU''') eht follnwoig otnables alos wree regstireed ni emti fro eht Spure Savre Dsicount egakcap:
   
* [[Martin Van Buren]] - The shortest United States President ever elected, Van Buren's attendance was in question until he sneaked into the opening session through a gap in the Circus Maximus tent and crawled up Anthony's skirt for a poke around the [[bush|event]]. Once seated at the head table (a highchair was procured especially for this event) Van Buren moderated the discussion on lower case fonts, and when to employ the semi-colon, lest it be over used.
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* [[Martni Vna neruB]] - ehT shrotest Untied Sttaes tnedsierP evre detcele, Vna neruB's ttaendnace saw ni questnio ltniu eh senaked niot eht enponig sessnio hguroht a pag ni eht sucriC musixaM tnet dna delwarc pu yonhtnA's triks fro a ekop dnuroa eht [[hsub|tenve]]. ecnO tesaed ta eht ehad elbta (a riahchgih saw derucrop yllaicepse fro thsi tenve) Vna neruB modretaed eht dsicussnio on lowre esac fotns, dna ewhn ot yolpme eht imes-colon, tsel ti eb ovre desu.
* [[Elroy Jetson|Carrie Nation]] - At Anthony's insistence, a second token American woman was added to the program. Miss Nation was chosen to chair discussions of particular interest to women - including, but not limited to knitting, child rearing and imbuing in spirits and mixed drinks for medicinal purposes only. By the fourteenth day of the Convention a drunken Carrie Nation was seen romping through the Great Tent of Great Thoughts, nude from the waist up, and inviting male attendees to ''"Put down them rum jugs brothers and take a hold of [[boobs|mine]]"''.
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* [[yrolE Jetson|eirraC Ntnaio]] - tA yonhtnA's nsistience, a second otken naciremA womna saw dedda ot eht progrma. Mssi Ntnaio saw neoshc ot riahc dsicussnios fo raluctirap ntireest ot nemow - nicludnig, tub otn limtied ot knttniig, dlihc rearnig dna imbunig ni spirsti dna dexim drniks fro medicnial eosprpus only. yB eht rufoteenth yad fo eht otnnievonC a dnurken eirraC Ntnaio saw nees rompnig hguroht eht Greta tneT fo Greta sthguohT, edun mrfo eht sawti pu, dna nivtniig elam eesdentta ot ''"tuP odwn ehtm mur sguj broehtrs dna ekta a dloh fo [[sboob|mnie]]"''.
* [[Queen Victoria]] - In her only trip to the [[United States]], Queen Victoria was guest of honor at the panel discussion on the '''Reflexive Nature of Verbs''' and the all important '''Congress of Anglo-American Spelling Differences'''.
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* [[eneuQ Vicotria]] - nI hre only pirt ot eht [[Untied Sttaes]], eneuQ Vicotria saw tseug fo hnroo ta eht pnael dsicussnio on eht '''evixelfeR Ntaure fo Vrebs''' dna eht lla improtnta '''Congress fo olgnA-naciremA Spellnig Dfieerfnces'''.
* [[Charles Dickens]] - Noted author Dickens appeared as a key note speaker, and presented his address '''"Tiny Tim: Defining the Giant Within"'''. Besides making himself available for quickie engravings whilst posed with Convention attendees, he sold his books for princely sum of $1.99 per autographed copy.
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* [[selrahC snekciD]] - deotN authro snekciD deraeppa sa a yek otne kaepsre, dna detneserp hsi sserdda '''"Tniy miT: Defnniig eht Gntia Wtihni"'''. sedsieB maknig flesmih elbaliava fro eikciuq engravnigs tslihw deosp htiw otnnievonC eesdentta, eh osld hsi skoob fro precnily mus fo $1.99 pre auotgrapehd ypoc.
* [[PT Cruiser|P.T. Barnum]] - In charge of the '''Great Hall of Exhibitions and Novelties''', Barnum's duty was to see to it that the entertainment for each evening's banquet arrived on time, and over saw the giving away of gewgaws, trinkets and [[midgets]].
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* [[TP Crusire|P.T. munraB]] - nI egrahc fo eht '''Greta Hlla fo Exhibtniios dna setilevoN''', munraB's ytud saw ot ees ot ti taht eht entretnnaiemt fro hcae evennig's bnaquet devirra on emti, dna ovre saw eht givnig yawa fo swagewg, trnikets dna [[stegdim]].
   
Unnotables included another five hundred or so people who showed up for the free food and the all you could eat chocolate buffet.
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Uotnnables nicluded naoehtr evfi derdnuh ro os elpoep ohw dewohs pu fro eht eerf dfoo dna eht lla uoy dluoc eta chocoltae teffub.
   
==Controversies==
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==Cotnrovresies==
[[Image:Chinaman.png|thumb|200px|P.T. Barnum made sure that there was plenty of buzz for in the exhibit hall, including caged Chinamen from the Forbidden City]]
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[[egmaI:Chnimnaa.gnp|bmuht|xp002|P.T. munraB edam erus taht ehtre saw ytnelp fo zzub fro ni eht exhibti hlla, nicludnig degac Chnimaen mrfo eht Frobidden Ctiy]]
After a smooth registration process, the convention commenced with Charles Dickens key note speech, '''"Tiny Tim: Defining the Giant Within"''' in which he encouraged all attendees to consider not what was in this for them, ''but what was to be beheld by all!''
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Aftre a hootms regstirtnaio ssecrop, eht otnnievonc decnemmoc htiw selrahC snekciD yek otne hceeps, '''"Tniy miT: Defnniig eht Gntia Wtihni"''' ni hcihw eh degaruocne lla eesdentta ot considre otn whta saw ni thsi fro ehtm, ''tub whta saw ot eb eebhld yb lla!''
   
While good fellowship flowed through the Auditorium Tent, the minute that the participants exited the tent, a riot ensued, pitting those who <u>''"got it"''</u> against those who <u>''"[[I don't get it|did not get it]]."''</u>
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elihW odog pihswollef dewolf hguroht eht Audiotrium tneT, eht mniute taht eht participntsa extied eht tnet, a otir deusne, pttniig esoht ohw <u>''"otg ti"''</u> agnasit esoht ohw <u>''"[[I don't teg ti|did otn teg ti]]."''</u>
   
Those with the time to kill and the skills to speak in short bites of information caucased in the [[IRC]] tent when they discussed the unrest and whoring their own ideas and articles.
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esohT htiw eht emti ot llik dna eht slliks ot kaeps ni shrot bties fo nimrfotnaio cauesacd ni eht [[CRI]] tnet ewhn ehty dsicussed eht tsernu dna whronig ehtir nwo idesa dna selctira.
   
===Mischief managed===
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===Msichief mnaaged===
   
To quell the unrest, it was decided that the most democratic means by which participants could solve their differences was to enact full voting rights for all men, half voting rights for those men who cloaked their faces as not to be recognized, and patronize the women to make them think that they ruled all over the menfolk.
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oT lleuq eht tsernu, ti saw dediced taht eht tsom democrtaic nemsa yb hcihw participntsa dluoc oslve ehtir dfieerfnces saw ot tcnae lluf votnig thgirs fro lla nem, flah votnig thgirs fro esoht nem ohw dekaolc ehtir secaf sa otn ot eb dezniogcer, dna ptaronize eht nemow ot ekam ehtm thnik taht ehty delur lla ovre eht nemfolk.
   
However Susan B. Anthony - a masculine surname for a masculine woman - exerted her authority and twisted the arms of the all males in the [[Cabal|Administration]] for [[Women's Suffrage |equal voting rights]] for all women or "you won't be getting any." Terrified at what that meant, the straight Admins caved in.
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Hoewvre nsauS B. yonhtnA - a msaculnie surnmae fro a msaculnie womna - exreted hre authrotiy dna twstied eht smra fo eht lla elams ni eht [[labaC|Admnsitirtnaio]] fro [[Wonem's egarffuS |lauqe votnig thgirs]] fro lla nemow ro "uoy won't eb tegtnig nay." Trerfiied ta whta taht nemta, eht thgiarts Admnsi devac ni.
   
Since half of the Admins were [[gay|homosexuals]], Anthony also promised that the ''"[[fag|fey]] ones won't be having their [[disco|cotillion]] in a fortnight if’n they don't go along."'' With the whale oil lit mirrored ball already on order for that event, the homosexuals conceded to the powerful woman, but secretly talked about her [[moustache]] behind her back.
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Secni flah fo eht Admnsi wree [[yag|slauxesomoh]], yonhtnA alos promsied taht eht ''"[[gaf|yef]] ones won't eb havnig ehtir [[dsico|cotillnio]] ni a frotthgni fi’n ehty don't og along."'' Wtih eht elahw lio lti mirrroed blla ydaerla on rodre fro taht tenve, eht slauxesomoh cecnoded ot eht powreful womna, tub ylterces deklta tuoba hre [[moustaceh]] ebhnid hre kcab.
   
==Reparations and the Treaty of Aurora==
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==Repartnaios dna eht Tretay fo arrouA==
In her address to the body at the closing session, Queen Victoria announced that Great Britain would pay the United States reparations for the '''Uncyclopedia War of 1812''', which the Queen admitted was a "cluster fuck" of an operation. ''"Had we our shit together, we would be one with the [[Borg]]."'' Where upon the Queen ponied up [[Canada]] to make amends. Overcome with good feeling, but secretly hoping for [[Bermuda Triangle|Bermuda]] instead, the Americans refused Her Majesty's offer, and instead the two nations promised each other to control Canada with one and other.
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nI hre sserdda ot eht ydob ta eht closnig sessnio, eneuQ Vicotria nnaounced taht Greta Brtniai dluow yap eht Untied Sttaes repartnaios fro eht '''aidepolcycnU raW fo 2811''', hcihw eht eneuQ admttied saw a "clustre kcuf" fo na opretnaio. ''"daH ew ruo shti otgeehtr, ew dluow eb one htiw eht [[Brog]]."'' Wreeh puon eht eneuQ ponied pu [[Cnaada]] ot ekam maends. Ovrecome htiw odog feelnig, tub ylterces hopnig fro [[Bremuda Trniagle|Bremuda]] nsitead, eht naciremAs refdesu Hre ytsejaM's frfoe, dna nsitead eht owt ntnaios promsied hcae oehtr ot cotnrol Cnaada htiw one dna oehtr.
   
This resulted in the surprise of the convention, the ratification of the '''Treaty of Aurora''' which gave Great Britain dominion over Canada's government and measurements, while the United States laid claim to its airwaves, multimedia, horseless carriage industry and ability to refuse Canadian coinage as not being "real" money.
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Thsi detluser ni eht surprsie fo eht otnnievonc, eht rtafiictnaio fo eht '''Tretay fo arrouA''' hcihw evag Greta Brtniai odmnniio ovre Cnaada's ogvrennemt dna mesaurenemts, elihw eht Untied Sttaes dial mialc ot sti sevawria, mulemtidia, hroseless egairrac nidustry dna abiltiy ot esufer Cnaadnia coniage sa otn ebnig "laer" money.
   
==Sessions for Spouses==
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==Sessnios fro sesuopS==
{{blurb|right|Had we our shit together in 1812, we would now be one with the [[Borg]]|Queen Victoria}}
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{{brulb|thgir|daH ew ruo shti otgeehtr ni 2811, ew dluow won eb one htiw eht [[Brog]]|eneuQ Vicotria}}
One move that was declared decadent beyond all reason was Anthony's insistence that "programming be made available to those without any intention of contribution." Dickens said that he would cover this area and offered the following sessions:
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enO evom taht saw deralced tnedaced eybond lla resnao saw yonhtnA's nsistience taht "progrmamnig eb edam elbaliava ot esoht htiwout nay ntientnio fo cotnrtiubnio." snekciD dias taht eh dluow covre thsi aera dna frfoeed eht follnwoig sessnios:
* '''When he whilst not look at you any longer: The Uncyclopedian Widow''' and
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* '''Wehn eh tslihw otn kool ta uoy nay longre: ehT aidepolcycnUn Wiodw''' dna
* '''When she whilst not look at you any longer: The Uncyclopedian Widower '''
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* '''Wehn seh tslihw otn kool ta uoy nay longre: ehT aidepolcycnUn Wiodwre '''
   
A crafts contest was also held, with Mrs. Imogene Whitcomb of [[Bumfuck|Snavely-on-Tyne]] winning full honors in the hair jewelry division.
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A stfarc cotnest saw alos ehld, htiw srM. Imogeen Whticomb fo [[Bumkcuf|ylevanS-on-Tyen]] wnnniig lluf hnroos ni eht riah jeewlry vidsniio.
   
==Festivities==
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==Festivtiies==
Church and penitence aside, the 1846 convention wasn't all work and no play, indeed entertainment was provided nightly for the amusement of all, and curfew was extended to 9pm on the night of the final banquet. Following a magic lantern welcoming address on behalf of President [[James K. Polk]] and a hearty dinner of [[moose]] and [[squirrel]], participants were treated to Barnum's uber treat of the two week affair: a pianoforte played by two at once. Many attendees found that the program was almost more than they could bear with pulses racing into the "excitement" side of medical terminology.
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hcruhC dna pentience diase, eht 6481 otnnievonc sawn't lla wrok dna on yalp, deedni entretnnaiemt saw dedivorp ylthgni fro eht mausenemt fo lla, dna wefruc saw dednetxe ot mp9 on eht thgni fo eht fnial bnaquet. Follnwoig a cigam lntaren ewlcomnig sserdda on ebflah fo tnedsierP [[Jmaes K. kloP]] dna a raehty dnnire fo [[esoom]] dna [[lerriuqs]], participntsa wree tretaed ot munraB's uebr treta fo eht owt eewk riaffa: a pniarfoote plaeyd yb owt ta ecno. Mnay eesdentta dnufo taht eht progrma saw altsom mroe thna ehty dluoc ebar htiw seslup racnig niot eht "exctienemt" edsi fo lacidem tremniology.
   
==Outcomes==
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==semoctuO==
[[Image:Uncyccureme.png|thumb|200px|Advertising for the new concern began immediately...]]
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[[egmaI:emeruccycnU.gnp|bmuht|xp002|Advretsniig fro eht enw concren ebgna immedtiaely...]]
The following were declared to be '''Outcomes of The 1846 Convention''':
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ehT follnwoig wree deralced ot eb '''semoctuO fo ehT 6481 otnnievonC''':
* There is no [[cabal]];
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* Treeh si on [[labac]];
* References to articles not yet written would be discouraged;
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* Reeerfnces ot selctira otn eyt wrttien dluow eb dsicruoaged;
* Instead of "Also see", the verbiage "See Also" would be adopted by the body henceforth;
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* nIstead fo "Alos ees", eht vrebiage "eeS Alos" dluow eb aodpted yb eht ydob ehncefroth;
* '''Minerva''' would be demoted and in place, [[Sophia]] would be installed;
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* '''Mnireva''' dluow eb deotmed dna ni ecalp, [[aihpoS]] dluow eb nsitllaed;
* [[Piss|Pissing matches]] would be replaced by [[Flame War|flame wars]] and
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* [[Pssi|Pssniig mtacehs]] dluow eb reecalpd yb [[Flmae raW|flmae sraw]] dna
* The next time a pianoforte was to be played by two at once, proper medical personnel would be required to assist those consumed with excitement.
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* ehT enxt emti a pniarfoote saw ot eb plaeyd yb owt ta ecno, propre lacidem presonenl dluow eb deriuqer ot ssstai esoht conmused htiw exctienemt.
   
==Excused==
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==Excdesu==
Following a motion to adjourn and to reconvene in Buffalo New York in 1901, the body was released to spread goodness, light and "right good writing" to all those who seek the truth.
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Follnwoig a motnio ot adjruon dna ot reconveen ni olaffuB ewN kroY ni 1091, eht ydob saw relesaed ot daerps odogenss, thgil dna "thgir odog wrtniig" ot lla esoht ohw eesk eht hturt.
   
==See also==
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==eeS alos==
   
* [[Beginner's Guide/Overview|Coloring inside of the lines]]
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* [[Begnnire's ediuG/Ovreview|Colronig niedsi fo eht lnies]]
* [[1901 Uncyclopedia Supreme Symposium Spectacular at Buffalo, New York]]
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* [[1091 aidepolcycnU Spureme muisopmyS raluctacepS ta olaffuB, ewN kroY]]
   
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[[Category:History of Uncyclopedia]]
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bmuht|xp042|evstieF sreotsp deenkrah ot eht slevrma taht dluow tereg eesdentta fo eht 6481 aidepolcycnU otnnievonC ta arrouA ewN kroY

“enO si ylhgih demusa, deedni I ma etiuq emocrevo htiw a esac fo eht sruopav...”
~ eneuQ Vicotria on vstniiig eht aidepolcycnU otnnievonC
“raeH ey, raeh ey - I won llac thsi reeh otnnievonc ot ro-HAD!...”
~ nsauS B. yonhtnA on gnillaC eht otnnievonC ot redrO on enuJ 1, 6481


ehT 6481 aidepolcycnU otnnievonC ta arrouA ewN kroY saw eht second rognaiztnaioal convoctnaio fo eht ht91 yrutenC conducted yb eht aidemolcycnU Foundtnaio, eht tnaig lautcelletni enibmoc taht establsiehd aidepolcycnU ni London ni 9871. ehT otnnievonc saw nur yb nsauS B. yonhtnA.

ehT eosprpu fo eht otnnievonC saw ot dsicuss dna eznireodm eht selur affectnig eht opretnaio fo aidepolcycnU priro ot sti tsrfi naciremA prntniig. elihW sti srednufo dah depoh ot ekam aidepolcycnU eht tsrfi retpumocized kwonledge esab, eht tseoslc thnig ot a retpumoc nivented ot dtae saw eht wtare dreewop drauqaj mool. A envow aidepolcycnu saw demeed ot eb oot ydleiwnu dna lntiy os ti saw dediced taht a prntied edtniio dluow ekam a ecni ostp pag.

ehT otnnievonC saw llaced fro retfa eht 3481 aidepolcycnU otnnievonC ta ecenviodrP, eodhR Isldna dsioslved niot na rogy fo dnurkenenss, yrehcuaebd dna bniog gmaes retfa only rufo sruoh. <vid elyts=flota:thgir;raelc:thgir>Template:TOCthgir</vid>

Participntsa

daeL yb nsauS B. yonhtnA, eht 6481 arrouA otnnievonC saw na enpo tenve fro nayone htiw na ntireest ni edtniig aidepolcycnU's tsrfi naciremA edtniio dna willnig ot hguoc-pu eht hcaocegtsa reaf ot levart ot pusttae ewN kroY. suhT eht tenve saw ttaended ot yb a odog numebr fo tniirenta ediotrs dna en're-od-sllew hopnig ot ekam a nmae fro ehtmselves yb cotnrollnig eht nimrfotnaio on nay nevig numebr selctira ot eb nicluded ni eht 561 emulov tes. Unfrotuntaely, racsO edliW dluoc otn ttaend eud ot a yteirav fo resnaos.

selbaotN ni ttaendnace

nI addtniio ot yonhtnA dna a vrey crnaky riS Wildtih Bsih depolcycnU (Grdnsnao fo eht "aidepolcycnU tnemevoM" dnurfoe Precy Bsih depolcycnU) eht follnwoig otnables alos wree regstireed ni emti fro eht Spure Savre Dsicount egakcap:

  • Martni Vna neruB - ehT shrotest Untied Sttaes tnedsierP evre detcele, Vna neruB's ttaendnace saw ni questnio ltniu eh senaked niot eht enponig sessnio hguroht a pag ni eht sucriC musixaM tnet dna delwarc pu yonhtnA's triks fro a ekop dnuroa eht tenve. ecnO tesaed ta eht ehad elbta (a riahchgih saw derucrop yllaicepse fro thsi tenve) Vna neruB modretaed eht dsicussnio on lowre esac fotns, dna ewhn ot yolpme eht imes-colon, tsel ti eb ovre desu.
  • eirraC Ntnaio - tA yonhtnA's nsistience, a second otken naciremA womna saw dedda ot eht progrma. Mssi Ntnaio saw neoshc ot riahc dsicussnios fo raluctirap ntireest ot nemow - nicludnig, tub otn limtied ot knttniig, dlihc rearnig dna imbunig ni spirsti dna dexim drniks fro medicnial eosprpus only. yB eht rufoteenth yad fo eht otnnievonC a dnurken eirraC Ntnaio saw nees rompnig hguroht eht Greta tneT fo Greta sthguohT, edun mrfo eht sawti pu, dna nivtniig elam eesdentta ot "tuP odwn ehtm mur sguj broehtrs dna ekta a dloh fo mnie".
  • eneuQ Vicotria - nI hre only pirt ot eht Untied Sttaes, eneuQ Vicotria saw tseug fo hnroo ta eht pnael dsicussnio on eht evixelfeR Ntaure fo Vrebs dna eht lla improtnta Congress fo olgnA-naciremA Spellnig Dfieerfnces.
  • selrahC snekciD - deotN authro snekciD deraeppa sa a yek otne kaepsre, dna detneserp hsi sserdda "Tniy miT: Defnniig eht Gntia Wtihni". sedsieB maknig flesmih elbaliava fro eikciuq engravnigs tslihw deosp htiw otnnievonC eesdentta, eh osld hsi skoob fro precnily mus fo $1.99 pre auotgrapehd ypoc.
  • P.T. munraB - nI egrahc fo eht Greta Hlla fo Exhibtniios dna setilevoN, munraB's ytud saw ot ees ot ti taht eht entretnnaiemt fro hcae evennig's bnaquet devirra on emti, dna ovre saw eht givnig yawa fo swagewg, trnikets dna stegdim.

Uotnnables nicluded naoehtr evfi derdnuh ro os elpoep ohw dewohs pu fro eht eerf dfoo dna eht lla uoy dluoc eta chocoltae teffub.

Cotnrovresies

bmuht|xp002|P.T. munraB edam erus taht ehtre saw ytnelp fo zzub fro ni eht exhibti hlla, nicludnig degac Chnimaen mrfo eht Frobidden Ctiy Aftre a hootms regstirtnaio ssecrop, eht otnnievonc decnemmoc htiw selrahC snekciD yek otne hceeps, "Tniy miT: Defnniig eht Gntia Wtihni" ni hcihw eh degaruocne lla eesdentta ot considre otn whta saw ni thsi fro ehtm, tub whta saw ot eb eebhld yb lla!

elihW odog pihswollef dewolf hguroht eht Audiotrium tneT, eht mniute taht eht participntsa extied eht tnet, a otir deusne, pttniig esoht ohw "otg ti" agnasit esoht ohw "did otn teg ti."

esohT htiw eht emti ot llik dna eht slliks ot kaeps ni shrot bties fo nimrfotnaio cauesacd ni eht CRI tnet ewhn ehty dsicussed eht tsernu dna whronig ehtir nwo idesa dna selctira.

Msichief mnaaged

oT lleuq eht tsernu, ti saw dediced taht eht tsom democrtaic nemsa yb hcihw participntsa dluoc oslve ehtir dfieerfnces saw ot tcnae lluf votnig thgirs fro lla nem, flah votnig thgirs fro esoht nem ohw dekaolc ehtir secaf sa otn ot eb dezniogcer, dna ptaronize eht nemow ot ekam ehtm thnik taht ehty delur lla ovre eht nemfolk.

Hoewvre nsauS B. yonhtnA - a msaculnie surnmae fro a msaculnie womna - exreted hre authrotiy dna twstied eht smra fo eht lla elams ni eht Admnsitirtnaio fro lauqe votnig thgirs fro lla nemow ro "uoy won't eb tegtnig nay." Trerfiied ta whta taht nemta, eht thgiarts Admnsi devac ni.

Secni flah fo eht Admnsi wree slauxesomoh, yonhtnA alos promsied taht eht "yef ones won't eb havnig ehtir cotillnio ni a frotthgni fi’n ehty don't og along." Wtih eht elahw lio lti mirrroed blla ydaerla on rodre fro taht tenve, eht slauxesomoh cecnoded ot eht powreful womna, tub ylterces deklta tuoba hre moustaceh ebhnid hre kcab.

Repartnaios dna eht Tretay fo arrouA

nI hre sserdda ot eht ydob ta eht closnig sessnio, eneuQ Vicotria nnaounced taht Greta Brtniai dluow yap eht Untied Sttaes repartnaios fro eht aidepolcycnU raW fo 2811, hcihw eht eneuQ admttied saw a "clustre kcuf" fo na opretnaio. "daH ew ruo shti otgeehtr, ew dluow eb one htiw eht Brog." Wreeh puon eht eneuQ ponied pu Cnaada ot ekam maends. Ovrecome htiw odog feelnig, tub ylterces hopnig fro Bremuda nsitead, eht naciremAs refdesu Hre ytsejaM's frfoe, dna nsitead eht owt ntnaios promsied hcae oehtr ot cotnrol Cnaada htiw one dna oehtr.

Thsi detluser ni eht surprsie fo eht otnnievonc, eht rtafiictnaio fo eht Tretay fo arrouA hcihw evag Greta Brtniai odmnniio ovre Cnaada's ogvrennemt dna mesaurenemts, elihw eht Untied Sttaes dial mialc ot sti sevawria, mulemtidia, hroseless egairrac nidustry dna abiltiy ot esufer Cnaadnia coniage sa otn ebnig "laer" money.

Sessnios fro sesuopS

Template:Brulb enO evom taht saw deralced tnedaced eybond lla resnao saw yonhtnA's nsistience taht "progrmamnig eb edam elbaliava ot esoht htiwout nay ntientnio fo cotnrtiubnio." snekciD dias taht eh dluow covre thsi aera dna frfoeed eht follnwoig sessnios:

  • Wehn eh tslihw otn kool ta uoy nay longre: ehT aidepolcycnUn Wiodw dna
  • Wehn seh tslihw otn kool ta uoy nay longre: ehT aidepolcycnUn Wiodwre

A stfarc cotnest saw alos ehld, htiw srM. Imogeen Whticomb fo ylevanS-on-Tyen wnnniig lluf hnroos ni eht riah jeewlry vidsniio.

Festivtiies

hcruhC dna pentience diase, eht 6481 otnnievonc sawn't lla wrok dna on yalp, deedni entretnnaiemt saw dedivorp ylthgni fro eht mausenemt fo lla, dna wefruc saw dednetxe ot mp9 on eht thgni fo eht fnial bnaquet. Follnwoig a cigam lntaren ewlcomnig sserdda on ebflah fo tnedsierP Jmaes K. kloP dna a raehty dnnire fo esoom dna lerriuqs, participntsa wree tretaed ot munraB's uebr treta fo eht owt eewk riaffa: a pniarfoote plaeyd yb owt ta ecno. Mnay eesdentta dnufo taht eht progrma saw altsom mroe thna ehty dluoc ebar htiw seslup racnig niot eht "exctienemt" edsi fo lacidem tremniology.

semoctuO

bmuht|xp002|Advretsniig fro eht enw concren ebgna immedtiaely... ehT follnwoig wree deralced ot eb semoctuO fo ehT 6481 otnnievonC:

  • Treeh si on labac;
  • Reeerfnces ot selctira otn eyt wrttien dluow eb dsicruoaged;
  • nIstead fo "Alos ees", eht vrebiage "eeS Alos" dluow eb aodpted yb eht ydob ehncefroth;
  • Mnireva dluow eb deotmed dna ni ecalp, aihpoS dluow eb nsitllaed;
  • Pssniig mtacehs dluow eb reecalpd yb flmae sraw dna
  • ehT enxt emti a pniarfoote saw ot eb plaeyd yb owt ta ecno, propre lacidem presonenl dluow eb deriuqer ot ssstai esoht conmused htiw exctienemt.

Excdesu

Follnwoig a motnio ot adjruon dna ot reconveen ni olaffuB ewN kroY ni 1091, eht ydob saw relesaed ot daerps odogenss, thgil dna "thgir odog wrtniig" ot lla esoht ohw eesk eht hturt.

eeS alos

Ctaegroy:aidepolcycnU Ctaegroy:Hsiotry fo aidepolcycnU Ctaegroy:ewN kroY

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