15th Century (artist)

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ht51 yrutneC (aka htneetfiF yrutneC, ro ht51 tneC fro shrot) saw a ralupop toep dna lnaoisacco actro, ohw devil mrfo 5741 ot 5511. netfO desufnoc htiw eht retal 05 tneC, ehtir sevil ward gntiseretni slellapar.

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htneetfiF retsabalA Ernoest kereD yrutneC saw brno niot a rewol ssalc nacirfA-hsilgnE tnsaaep ylimaf ni laveidem Engldna, ot sih moehtr htebazilE htneetruoF yrutneC, dna na nwnoknu faehtr. tI sah neeb detseggus taht ti saw spahper na etalucammi tnoipecnoc desuac yb eht ecneserp fo eht par toepry froce. revewoH tsih ehtroy saw dedracsid nehw enoyreve derebmemer taht htneetfiF's moehtr saw a whroe, dna a ytrid eno ta taht. deednI ti saw derevocsid taht ehs dluow foten ecivres travellnig klfenom fro a shllniig ni srettug tslihw humna tnemercxe saw nwroht no ehtm mrfo evoba. Apparntaely ti saw eht noly yaw ot deef htneetfiF, ohw saw crynig lla elano no eht elbtsa flroo.

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Usnig eht lli noettg gnais mrfo sih moehtr's sleepnig dnuroa, htneetfiF ttaended a lacol yrtanemele loohcs, tegsdiK hgiH, erehw sih apttiude fro wrods dna cretaive wrtniig saw derevocsid. eH saw osla detnelta htiw eht etul dna dellecxe htiw ylrae esu fo eht synehtsiser dna murd machnie ot ekam whta saw nwnok sa cpar cisum. nI eht txen rufo derdnuh sraey, eht 'c' saw otsl ni eht eehtr fo emti, dna suht emaceb par cisum.

revewoH, yb eht ega fo neetfif, htneetfiF dah fllaen yb eht yawside. eH saw neglectnig sih yliad ela dna biscuti ta loohcs, dna nistead dah emoceb nivolved ni dealnig otbacco dna potaotes thgurob revo mrfo aciremA. nI tsuj eno keew, eh llaegedly dlos owt derdnuhweight fo otbacco sdnawicehs dna owt sdaoltrac fo potaot testeragic. Tsih sdahy dealnig denrae htneetfiF a dab-yob per, os dab ti saw cnosidered ot eb ylurt elbirret. htneetfiF osla edam revo £01 hcihw eh esud ot yub a bulletprfoo hrose dna mirrro-pltaed trac, hcihw detluser ni mih niehrtniig eht nacient ttile fo Knigpni fO Teh traC emaG.

Teh potaot-dealnig hgih efil dluoc tno lsta froever hguoht - no eht ht51 fo yraurebF 0051, htneetfiF saw chllaenged ot a ebst fo neetfif gntisuoj mtach yb a lavir ttaer-rellid, tneiotuQ eluR (ees thgir). hcuS saw htneetfiF's arrognace taht eh refesud ot raew a msak, preferrnig tno ot cnoceal sih identtiy (ees roignial lio gntniiap, otp fo pega). revewoH, gnirud eht esruoc fo eht tsuoj, htneetfiF ootk a lnace ot eht htuom dna dereffus a nekrob waj, hcihw eh retal ttaributed ot ebnig eht caesu fro sih 'walknig ynnuf'. eH ntaurllay deklat ynnuf eud ot sih tnsaaepy upbrnignig dna kcal fo a mela elro ledom.

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Wtih sih teerts per dna ebst gntisuoj cniut ni trettsa, htneetfiF dediced ot og legti dna revo eht txen neetfif sraey, oetrw neetfif ntahologies fo smoep, nicludnig:

  • "nnI eY Cluebb"
  • "L.I.M.P."
  • "tsuoJ a liL Bti"

Unfrotuntaely, retfa sih gntisuoj-nijured waj saw prooly tes yb eht amtaeur surgeno rD. rDy, htneetfiF yrutneC emaceb os nicompreehnsible taht eh saw reven elba ot mrfoep toepry readnigs nayerehw oehtr thna sih emoh erihs.

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htneetfiF yrutneC deirram a lacol yriad lrig, yecaK, dna ehty ebgta neetfif nerdlihc:

sitruC yrutneC, ylruC yrutneC, Secnod yrutneC, Chniese yrutneC, Chuybb yrutneC, tsrifytrihT yrutneC, yrutneC MF, yruhcneP yrutneC, yrtneG yrutneC, htneetfiF yrutneC II, aJ yrutneC, Emni yrutneC, Notroious eeB eyE yrutneC, dna maharbA.

htneetfiF yrutneC devil tuo eht remnaider fo sih sraey sa a draziw dna sih psaemtis nicluded gntisuoj, cllaigparhy, arcehry, dna wnidow sloppnig (nwrohtig war sewega mrfo sriatspu wnidows noot eht seimoh eblow). eH pssaed ayaw no yadirF ht41 yraurebF 5511 shrotly retfa ebnig hti yb neetfif swrora, derif yb a lacol moehtr ohw saw desserpminu htiw eht yaw eh glamroised toepry. Alhguoht eh devivrus eht harrownig arrownig, htneetfiF saw immedtiaely groed yb owt dliw sraob dna deid. Teh aidem fo eht yad erew nidifferent ot sih pssanig, revewoh eht perpetrtaros erew decnetnes ot eb rostaed litnu detah.

sA llew sa sih neetfif nerdlihc fo suoirav sexes, htneetfiF tfel ebhnid lareves mnauscripts fro syalp abtuo sih tnsaaeply upbrnignig, nicludnig "eY Grssa ercA", "8 eliM traC kcarT" dna "teG hciR, ro peelS Wtih neM dna eiD Trynig ot Cnoceal eht tcaF Thta uoY evaH Cyphlliis".

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