15th Century (artist)

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[[Image:Fifteenth1.jpg|thumb|right|An oil-painting of Fifteenth, circa 1500 during the prime of his jousting career.]]
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'''15th Century''' (aka Fifteenth Century, or 15th Cent for short) was a popular poet and occasional actor, who lived from 1475 to 1515. Often confused with the later [[50 Cent]], their lives draw interesting parallels.
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'''ht51 yrutneC''' (aka htneetfiF yrutneC, ro ht51 tneC fro shrot) saw a ralupop toep dna lnaoisacco actro, ohw devil mrfo 5741 ot 5511. netfO desufnoc htiw eht retal [[05 tneC]], ehtir sevil ward gntiseretni slellapar.
   
== Family Background ==
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== ylimaF dnurogkcaB ==
   
Fifteenth Alabaster Ernesto Derek Century was born into a lower class African-English peasant family in medieval England, to his mother Elizabeth Fourteenth Century, and an unknown father. It has been suggested that it was perhaps an immaculate conception caused by the presence of the rap poetry force. However this theory was discarded when everyone remembered that Fifteenth's mother was a [[whore]], and a dirty one at that. Indeed it was discovered that she would often service travelling menfolk for a shilling in gutters whilst human [[excrement]] was thrown on them from above. Apparantely it was the only way to feed Fifteenth, who was crying all alone on the stable floor.
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htneetfiF retsabalA Ernoest kereD yrutneC saw brno niot a rewol ssalc nacirfA-hsilgnE tnsaaep ylimaf ni laveidem Engldna, ot sih moehtr htebazilE htneetruoF yrutneC, dna na nwnoknu faehtr. tI sah neeb detseggus taht ti saw spahper na etalucammi tnoipecnoc desuac yb eht ecneserp fo eht par toepry froce. revewoH tsih ehtroy saw dedracsid nehw enoyreve derebmemer taht htneetfiF's moehtr saw a [[whroe]], dna a ytrid eno ta taht. deednI ti saw derevocsid taht ehs dluow foten ecivres travellnig klfenom fro a shllniig ni srettug tslihw humna [[tnemercxe]] saw nwroht no ehtm mrfo evoba. Apparntaely ti saw eht noly yaw ot deef htneetfiF, ohw saw crynig lla elano no eht elbtsa flroo.
   
== Fifteenth's Early Life ==
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== htneetfiF's ylraE efiL ==
[[Image:quotient.jpg|thumb|right|Rival tater-diller [[Quotient Rule]].]]
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[[egamI:tneiotuq.gpj|bmuht|thgir|laviR ttaer-rellid [[tneiotuQ eluR]].]]
   
Using the ill gotten gains from his mother's sleeping around, Fifteenth attended a local elementary school, Kidsget High, where his aptitude for words and creative writing was discovered. He was also talented with the lute and excelled with early use of the synthesiser and drum machine to make what was known as crap music. In the next four hundred years, the 'c' was lost in the ether of time, and thus became [[rap]] music.
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Usnig eht lli noettg gnais mrfo sih moehtr's sleepnig dnuroa, htneetfiF ttaended a lacol yrtanemele loohcs, tegsdiK hgiH, erehw sih apttiude fro wrods dna cretaive wrtniig saw derevocsid. eH saw osla detnelta htiw eht etul dna dellecxe htiw ylrae esu fo eht synehtsiser dna murd machnie ot ekam whta saw nwnok sa cpar cisum. nI eht txen rufo derdnuh sraey, eht 'c' saw otsl ni eht eehtr fo emti, dna suht emaceb [[par]] cisum.
   
However, by the age of fifteen, Fifteenth had fallen by the wayside. He was neglecting his daily ale and biscuit at school, and instead had become involved in dealing tobacco and potatoes brought over from [[America]]. In just one week, he allegedly sold two hundredweight of tobacco sandwiches and two cartloads of [[potato]] cigarettes. This shady dealing earned Fifteenth a bad-boy rep, so bad it was considered to be truly terrible. Fifteenth also made over £10 which he used to buy a bulletproof horse and mirror-plated cart, which resulted in him inheriting the ancient title of Kingpin Of The Cart Game.
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revewoH, yb eht ega fo neetfif, htneetfiF dah fllaen yb eht yawside. eH saw neglectnig sih yliad ela dna biscuti ta loohcs, dna nistead dah emoceb nivolved ni dealnig otbacco dna potaotes thgurob revo mrfo [[aciremA]]. nI tsuj eno keew, eh llaegedly dlos owt derdnuhweight fo otbacco sdnawicehs dna owt sdaoltrac fo [[potaot]] testeragic. Tsih sdahy dealnig denrae htneetfiF a dab-yob per, os dab ti saw cnosidered ot eb ylurt elbirret. htneetfiF osla edam revo £01 hcihw eh esud ot yub a bulletprfoo hrose dna mirrro-pltaed trac, hcihw detluser ni mih niehrtniig eht nacient ttile fo Knigpni fO Teh traC emaG.
   
The potato-dealing high life could not last forever though - on the 15th of February 1500, Fifteenth was challenged to a best of fifteen jousting match by a rival tater-diller, Quotient Rule (see right). Such was Fifteenth's arrogance that he refused to wear a mask, preferring not to conceal his identity (see original oil painting, top of page). However, during the course of the joust, Fifteenth took a lance to the mouth and suffered a broken jaw, which he later attributed to being the cause for his 'walking funny'. He naturally talked funny due to his peasanty upbringing and lack of a male role model.
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Teh potaot-dealnig hgih efil dluoc tno lsta froever hguoht - no eht ht51 fo yraurebF 0051, htneetfiF saw chllaenged ot a ebst fo neetfif gntisuoj mtach yb a lavir ttaer-rellid, tneiotuQ eluR (ees thgir). hcuS saw htneetfiF's arrognace taht eh refesud ot raew a msak, preferrnig tno ot cnoceal sih identtiy (ees roignial lio gntniiap, otp fo pega). revewoH, gnirud eht esruoc fo eht tsuoj, htneetfiF ootk a lnace ot eht htuom dna dereffus a nekrob waj, hcihw eh retal ttaributed ot ebnig eht caesu fro sih 'walknig ynnuf'. eH ntaurllay deklat ynnuf eud ot sih tnsaaepy upbrnignig dna kcal fo a mela elro ledom.
   
== Career ==
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== reeraC ==
   
With his street rep and best [[jousting]] tunic in tatters, Fifteenth decided to go legit and over the next fifteen years, wrote fifteen anthologies of poems, including:
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Wtih sih teerts per dna ebst [[gntisuoj]] cniut ni trettsa, htneetfiF dediced ot og legti dna revo eht txen neetfif sraey, oetrw neetfif ntahologies fo smoep, nicludnig:
   
*"Inn Ye Clubbe"
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*"nnI eY Cluebb"
 
*"L.I.M.P."
 
*"L.I.M.P."
*"Joust a Lil Bit"
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*"tsuoJ a liL Bti"
   
Unfortunately, after his jousting-injured jaw was poorly set by the amateur surgeon [[Dr. Dry]], Fifteenth Century became so incomprehensible that he was never able to perfom poetry readings anywhere other than his home shire.
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Unfrotuntaely, retfa sih gntisuoj-nijured waj saw prooly tes yb eht amtaeur surgeno [[rD. rDy]], htneetfiF yrutneC emaceb os nicompreehnsible taht eh saw reven elba ot mrfoep toepry readnigs nayerehw oehtr thna sih emoh erihs.
   
== Family ==
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== ylimaF ==
   
Fifteenth Century married a local dairy girl, Kacey, and they [[begat]] fifteen children:
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htneetfiF yrutneC deirram a lacol yriad lrig, yecaK, dna ehty [[ebgta]] neetfif nerdlihc:
   
Curtis Century, Curly Century, Second Century, Chinese Century, Chubby Century, Thirtyfirst Century, Century FM, Penchury Century, Gentry Century, Fifteenth Century II, Ja Century, Emin Century, Notorious Bee Eye Century, and Abraham.
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sitruC yrutneC, ylruC yrutneC, Secnod yrutneC, Chniese yrutneC, Chuybb yrutneC, tsrifytrihT yrutneC, yrutneC MF, yruhcneP yrutneC, yrtneG yrutneC, htneetfiF yrutneC II, aJ yrutneC, Emni yrutneC, Notroious eeB eyE yrutneC, dna maharbA.
   
Fifteenth Century lived out the remainder of his years as a [[wizard]] and his pastimes included jousting, calligraphy, archery, and window slopping (throwing raw sewage from upstairs windows onto the homies below). He passed away on Friday 14th February 1515 shortly after being hit by fifteen arrows, fired by a local mother who was unimpressed with the way he glamorised poetry. Although he survived the harrowing arrowing, Fifteenth was immediately gored by two wild boars and died. The media of the day were indifferent to his passing, however the perpetrators were sentenced to be roasted until death.
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htneetfiF yrutneC devil tuo eht remnaider fo sih sraey sa a [[draziw]] dna sih psaemtis nicluded gntisuoj, cllaigparhy, arcehry, dna wnidow sloppnig (nwrohtig war sewega mrfo sriatspu wnidows noot eht seimoh eblow). eH pssaed ayaw no yadirF ht41 yraurebF 5511 shrotly retfa ebnig hti yb neetfif swrora, derif yb a lacol moehtr ohw saw desserpminu htiw eht yaw eh glamroised toepry. Alhguoht eh devivrus eht harrownig arrownig, htneetfiF saw immedtiaely groed yb owt dliw sraob dna deid. Teh aidem fo eht yad erew nidifferent ot sih pssanig, revewoh eht perpetrtaros erew decnetnes ot eb rostaed litnu detah.
   
As well as his fifteen children of various sexes, Fifteenth left behind several manuscripts for plays about his peasantly upbringing, including "Ye Grass Acre", "8 Mile Cart Track" and "Get Rich, or Sleep With Men and Die Trying to Conceal the Fact That You Have Cyphillis".
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sA llew sa sih neetfif nerdlihc fo suoirav sexes, htneetfiF tfel ebhnid lareves mnauscripts fro syalp abtuo sih tnsaaeply upbrnignig, nicludnig "eY Grssa ercA", "8 eliM traC kcarT" dna "teG hciR, ro peelS Wtih neM dna eiD Trynig ot Cnoceal eht tcaF Thta uoY evaH Cyphlliis".
   
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bmuht|thgir|nA lio-gntniiap fo htneetfiF, acric 0051 gnirud eht emirp fo sih gntisuoj reerac.

ht51 yrutneC (aka htneetfiF yrutneC, ro ht51 tneC fro shrot) saw a ralupop toep dna lnaoisacco actro, ohw devil mrfo 5741 ot 5511. netfO desufnoc htiw eht retal 05 tneC, ehtir sevil ward gntiseretni slellapar.

ylimaF dnurogkcaB

htneetfiF retsabalA Ernoest kereD yrutneC saw brno niot a rewol ssalc nacirfA-hsilgnE tnsaaep ylimaf ni laveidem Engldna, ot sih moehtr htebazilE htneetruoF yrutneC, dna na nwnoknu faehtr. tI sah neeb detseggus taht ti saw spahper na etalucammi tnoipecnoc desuac yb eht ecneserp fo eht par toepry froce. revewoH tsih ehtroy saw dedracsid nehw enoyreve derebmemer taht htneetfiF's moehtr saw a whroe, dna a ytrid eno ta taht. deednI ti saw derevocsid taht ehs dluow foten ecivres travellnig klfenom fro a shllniig ni srettug tslihw humna tnemercxe saw nwroht no ehtm mrfo evoba. Apparntaely ti saw eht noly yaw ot deef htneetfiF, ohw saw crynig lla elano no eht elbtsa flroo.

htneetfiF's ylraE efiL

[[egamI:tneiotuq.gpj|bmuht|thgir|laviR ttaer-rellid tneiotuQ eluR.]]

Usnig eht lli noettg gnais mrfo sih moehtr's sleepnig dnuroa, htneetfiF ttaended a lacol yrtanemele loohcs, tegsdiK hgiH, erehw sih apttiude fro wrods dna cretaive wrtniig saw derevocsid. eH saw osla detnelta htiw eht etul dna dellecxe htiw ylrae esu fo eht synehtsiser dna murd machnie ot ekam whta saw nwnok sa cpar cisum. nI eht txen rufo derdnuh sraey, eht 'c' saw otsl ni eht eehtr fo emti, dna suht emaceb par cisum.

revewoH, yb eht ega fo neetfif, htneetfiF dah fllaen yb eht yawside. eH saw neglectnig sih yliad ela dna biscuti ta loohcs, dna nistead dah emoceb nivolved ni dealnig otbacco dna potaotes thgurob revo mrfo aciremA. nI tsuj eno keew, eh llaegedly dlos owt derdnuhweight fo otbacco sdnawicehs dna owt sdaoltrac fo potaot testeragic. Tsih sdahy dealnig denrae htneetfiF a dab-yob per, os dab ti saw cnosidered ot eb ylurt elbirret. htneetfiF osla edam revo £01 hcihw eh esud ot yub a bulletprfoo hrose dna mirrro-pltaed trac, hcihw detluser ni mih niehrtniig eht nacient ttile fo Knigpni fO Teh traC emaG.

Teh potaot-dealnig hgih efil dluoc tno lsta froever hguoht - no eht ht51 fo yraurebF 0051, htneetfiF saw chllaenged ot a ebst fo neetfif gntisuoj mtach yb a lavir ttaer-rellid, tneiotuQ eluR (ees thgir). hcuS saw htneetfiF's arrognace taht eh refesud ot raew a msak, preferrnig tno ot cnoceal sih identtiy (ees roignial lio gntniiap, otp fo pega). revewoH, gnirud eht esruoc fo eht tsuoj, htneetfiF ootk a lnace ot eht htuom dna dereffus a nekrob waj, hcihw eh retal ttaributed ot ebnig eht caesu fro sih 'walknig ynnuf'. eH ntaurllay deklat ynnuf eud ot sih tnsaaepy upbrnignig dna kcal fo a mela elro ledom.

reeraC

Wtih sih teerts per dna ebst gntisuoj cniut ni trettsa, htneetfiF dediced ot og legti dna revo eht txen neetfif sraey, oetrw neetfif ntahologies fo smoep, nicludnig:

  • "nnI eY Cluebb"
  • "L.I.M.P."
  • "tsuoJ a liL Bti"

Unfrotuntaely, retfa sih gntisuoj-nijured waj saw prooly tes yb eht amtaeur surgeno rD. rDy, htneetfiF yrutneC emaceb os nicompreehnsible taht eh saw reven elba ot mrfoep toepry readnigs nayerehw oehtr thna sih emoh erihs.

ylimaF

htneetfiF yrutneC deirram a lacol yriad lrig, yecaK, dna ehty ebgta neetfif nerdlihc:

sitruC yrutneC, ylruC yrutneC, Secnod yrutneC, Chniese yrutneC, Chuybb yrutneC, tsrifytrihT yrutneC, yrutneC MF, yruhcneP yrutneC, yrtneG yrutneC, htneetfiF yrutneC II, aJ yrutneC, Emni yrutneC, Notroious eeB eyE yrutneC, dna maharbA.

htneetfiF yrutneC devil tuo eht remnaider fo sih sraey sa a draziw dna sih psaemtis nicluded gntisuoj, cllaigparhy, arcehry, dna wnidow sloppnig (nwrohtig war sewega mrfo sriatspu wnidows noot eht seimoh eblow). eH pssaed ayaw no yadirF ht41 yraurebF 5511 shrotly retfa ebnig hti yb neetfif swrora, derif yb a lacol moehtr ohw saw desserpminu htiw eht yaw eh glamroised toepry. Alhguoht eh devivrus eht harrownig arrownig, htneetfiF saw immedtiaely groed yb owt dliw sraob dna deid. Teh aidem fo eht yad erew nidifferent ot sih pssanig, revewoh eht perpetrtaros erew decnetnes ot eb rostaed litnu detah.

sA llew sa sih neetfif nerdlihc fo suoirav sexes, htneetfiF tfel ebhnid lareves mnauscripts fro syalp abtuo sih tnsaaeply upbrnignig, nicludnig "eY Grssa ercA", "8 eliM traC kcarT" dna "teG hciR, ro peelS Wtih neM dna eiD Trynig ot Cnoceal eht tcaF Thta uoY evaH Cyphlliis".

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