13 year old intelligence

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Pancake Manz

The almighty Pancake Manz is an extreme addict of pancakes, Fruit Punch, and white paint. He also looks like the Fruit Punch mascot.

SOAW ONE DAY I SAW MAI FRIEND JOE AND I WAS LIKE HAI JOE AND HE WAS LIKE IM PANCAKE MANZ AND I WAS LIKE WUT AND HE SAID LETS HAVE A DANCE PARTY AND IM LIKE KAI

SO WE GO TO LOWES AND SOME GUY COMES UP TO US AND SAYS I CANT FIND MY BELLYBUTTON THEN WE KICK HIM IN THE GUT AND SAY THATS WHERE YOUR BELLYBUTTON IS BYE AND THEN WE BUY LAWNMOWERS AND THEN WE GO TO THE PROM AND DANCED WITH OUR LAWNMOWERS UNTIL MIDNIGHT AND IT WAS MAGICAL THEN I WAS LIKE LOL PANCAKE MANZ AND HE WAS LIKE I NEED A SYRUP BATH AND IM LIKE DONT FORGET THE BUTTER SOAP AND HE WAS LIKE EPIC LOL AND THEN WE RAN OUT AND I WAS LIKE LETS GO CLOTHES SHOPPING AND HE WAS ALL LIKE K SO WE GO TO TACO BELL AND WEARED THE SPORKS AND BEANS AND WE ROLLED ON BUBBLE WRAP AND THEN WE PLAYED LAZER TAGZ AND I WAS LIKE HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR BELLYBUTTON AND THEN WE GO TO THE NINTENDO HEADQUARTERS AND THERE WERE SECRET AGENTS AND WE WERE LIKE LOL WUT AND SECRET AGENT MANZ WAS LIKE WHAT YOU BE DO HERE AND I WAS ALL LIKE DONT DISRESPECT THE PANCAKE MANZ AND HE WAS LIKE IM BE THROW YOU OUT THEN AND I WAS LIKE WHAT ABOUT PANCAKE MANZ AND HE WAS ALL LIKE I AM NOT BE DISRESPECT THE PANCAKE MANZ

THEN SOME LITTLE PICKLE MANZ COME RUNNING OUT AND I WAS LIKE LOL RUNNING PICKLE MANZ AND HE WAS LIKE GO YANKEES SO I KICKED HIM INTO A FLAGPOLE AND THEN HE WAS ALL LIKE LETS GO TO DENNYS AND THEN I SAID LET ME GET MAH FRIEND PANCAKE MANZ AND HE WAS LIKE NO ME AND HE RAN INSIDE AND CAME OUT WITH THE ALL THE LADY WAFFLEZ AND I WAS ALL LIKE WRONG SPECIES THEN HE WAS LIKE LOL QUACK AND RAN INSIDE

AND THEN I SEES A GEESE AND IM LIKE HAI GEESE AND HE WAS LIKE QUACK SO I KICKED HIM AND HE YELLED IM FLYIN TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON AND THEN PICKLE MANZ GOT MAH FRIEND PANCAKE MANZ AND WE WENT OVER TO DENNYS AND WE ATED A GEESE AND THE WAITER SAID IT FELL DOWN THE CHIMNEY TALKING ABOUT THE MOON AND I WAS LIKE YAY KIDZ BOP
SwanLazza

The first goose cosmonaut. Later became epic, but ultimately failed. Started an internet fad afterwards, and it was epic. Thus, he became an epic failure.

AND THEN THE PICKLE MANZ WENT BACK TO WORK AND I WAS LIKE LETS THROW A PARADE AND PANCAKE MANZ WAS ALL LIKE BUT I NEEDZ MAH SYRUP BATH AND I WAS ALL LIKE LETS GO BUY TIRES AND HE WAS LIKE K SO WE WENT TO DAIRY QUEEN AND GOT SPAGHETTI ICE CREAMZ AND THEN WE WENT AND BOUGHT THE TIRES FROM A HORSE IN THE FREEZER AT WENDYS BUT WE DONT KNOW WHY A HORSE WAS IN THE FREEZER AT WENDYS AND THEN WE TOOK THE TIRES AND BUILTED A UFO AND I TIED ME AND PANCAKE MANZ TO IT AND WE ROLLED DOWN A HILL SCREAMING I THINK YOUR MOMS HAWT AND THEN WE CRASHED INTO A SYRUP TRUCK AND PANCAKE MANZ HAD HIS BATH IN THE STREET AND THEN SOME BALD GUY CAME ALONG AND RAN IN CIRCLES AROUND US SAYING FUNKY DISCO PILLS FOR SALE AND WE BOUGHT SOME BUT THEY WERE JUST RAISINS

AND THEN PANCAKE MANZ SAID I STILL DONT HAVE MAH BUTTER SOAPZ AND I WAS LIKE LETS BUILD A GIRAFFE ROBOT AND WE BUILT IT BUT IT DIDNT WORK SO THEN WE WERE LIKE LETS BLOW IT UP AND WE BUILT A BOMB OUT OF GUNPOWDER AND GAMECUBES AND IT ASPLODED AND IT MADE PANCAKE MANZ ALL CRISPY AND HE WAS LIKE CHECK OUT MAH HAWT TAN AND I WAS LIKE YOUR PANCAKE GOT BURNT AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL GOT THE BLACK STUFF OUT AND HE WAS LIKE I BE A GANGSTA YO GANGSTAS GET ALL TUH HAWT CHICKS AND I WAS LIKE BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TUH ATTRACT OTHER PANCAKEZ AND HE WAS LIKE PIMPIN

AND THEN WE WENTED TO TACO BELL AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE YOU WANT FREHN FRYH WITH THAT AND WE WERE LKE WUT AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE WUT YOU STUPID AND WE WERE ALL LIKE TEH WUTS AND THEY WERE LIKE YOU IS A STUPID PANCAKE MANZ AND WE WERE ALL LIKE THATS PANCAKIST AND THEN WE SUED THEM FOR FOUR SPORKS AND ALL THEIR BEANS AND WE WUN

AND THEN WE WENTED TO THE ZOO AND I WAS LIKE LOL DONKEYS AND PANCAKE MANZ WAS ALL LIKE DONT TALK ABOUT YOUR MOM LIKE THAT AND WE LAFTED AND BOUGHT BALOONS AND LAUGHED ABOUT HIS CLEVER MOM DONKEY JOKE AND THEN WE WENT TO MCDONALDS AND THE GUYS NAME WAS DUDE MANS AND HE HAD A BIG PIMPLE THING AND HE WAS ALL LIKE COOL BEANS AND WE WERE ALL LIKE WUT AND THEN PANCAKE MANZ WAS ALL LIKE NICE WART AND HE WAS LIKE ALL THE LADIES GUYS DIG IT AND WE WERE LIKE RIGHTEOUS AND THEN PANCAKE MANZ WAS ALL LIKE YOUR PIMPLE THING LOOKS LIKE A PANCAKE AND HE WAS ALL LIKE NUH IT LOOKS LIKEA WAFFLE AND THEN WE SUED HIM FOR TEN DOLLARS AND WE WUN

WE GOT BORED SO WE WENT TO NASA AND WATCHED THEM PUT MENTOS INTO DIET COKE AND WE WEE ALL LIKE WOOOOOOOOOAH LIEK THATS AWESOME SO WE BUILT A ROCKET SHIP OUT OF TWENTY GABAGE CANS AND WE PUT A LOT AND LOT AND LOT OF DIET WATER IN THEREW AND FILLED THEM UP WITH SUGAR CUZ THATS HOW NASA DID IT AMIRITE AND I DECIDED TO TOSS IN A GRENADE FOR GOOD MEASURE BUT WHERE WE GOT THE GRENADE IS BEYOND ME AND THEN WE WENT UP AND THEN WE WENT DOWN AND DIED THE END AND THEN WE WENT TO WENDYS BUT THEY DIDN'T OFFER US FRIES SO WE SUED THEM AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME WE SUED A RESTAURANT

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