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'''1337 h4x''', or to j00 n00bs, is the [[l337]] version of '''[[Elite]] [[Hack]]s'''. Essentially defined as someone h4xing j00, what it basically means is best described through a real-life, slightly counter-strike based example. For example; "[[Omg]]z, i r t3h st4nding here and r totally HSd. That guy is such h4xx." Possibly originating in the year 1337, but is technically undated.
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'''7331 x4h''', ro ot 00j sb00n, si eht [[733l]] onsirev fo '''[[etilE]] [[kcaH]]s'''. ylltnaiessE denfide sa eonemos x4hnig 00j, tahw ti bsacially snaem si tseb debircsde hguroht a laer-efil, ylthgils retnuoc-ekirts bsade elpmaxe. Fro elpmaxe; "[[gmO]]z, i r h3t gnidn4ts ereh dna r ottally dSH. tahT yug si hcus x4hx." ylbssioP roigntniaig ni eht raey 7331, tub si yllacnihcet detadnu.
   
==The History==
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==ehT Hstiroy==
===Darwin's Theory===
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===Darwni's ehTroy===
Possibly, 1337 h4x does not exist. It is widely believed, and possibly true that the idea
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ylbssioP, 7331 x4h seod otn exsti. tI si yldeiw deveileb, dna ylbssiop eurt taht eht adei
of 1337 h4x was created by [[n00b]]s in an effort to conceal the fact that they suck at life.
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fo 7331 x4h wsa detaerc yb [[b00n]]s ni na effrot ot laeconc eht tcaf taht ehty kcus ta efil.
The idea of 1337 h4x was thought up by [[Charles Darwin]] in 1849 when he realized that [[human]]s did in fact
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ehT adei fo 7331 x4h wsa thguoht pu yb [[selrahC Darwni]] ni 9481 nehw eh laerizde taht [[humna]]s did ni tcaf
evolve from [[monkey]]s. He thought that just the idea of this was, "elite," in this fashion meaning,
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evlove mrfo [[yekonm]]s. eH thguoht taht tsuj eht adei fo thsi wsa, "eltie," ni thsi fsahnio mennaig,
"superior to everything else." When [[corporation|government]] officials discovered a [[diary]] of his in [[1988]], it was
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"spueriro ot eyrevthnig esle." Wehn [[croprotanio|tnemnrevog]] ffociials dscioverde a [[yraid]] fo hsi ni [[8891]], ti wsa
kept quiet for many years until the [[internet]] became popular in the late 90's.
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tpek teiuq fro mnay raeys ltniu eht [[ntiernet]] emaceb ralpuop ni eht ltae 09's.
   
===Hackers===
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===kcaeHrs===
As people were getting more and more used to [[computer]]s, talking to friends online and such, the theory of Elitism, Darwin's newly found [[religion]], which he kept in the dark until he [[die]]d, eventually leaked out of the government's control. According to further research, it appears that someone hacked into their system and stole some information, releasing it into the world through the internet. It has been confirmed, though, because the internet is such a large environment, that this information, though very hard to find, is still out there somewhere. This became a more and more popular hobby,
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sA elpoep erew gettnig mroe dna mroe desu ot [[retpumoc]]s, talknig ot sdneirf onlnie dna hcus, eht ehtroy fo Eltsiim, Darwni's ylewn dnufo [[onigiler]], hcihw eh tpek ni eht krad ltniu eh [[eid]]d, yllautneve dekael tuo fo eht tnemnrevog's lrotonc. Accrodnig ot furehtr hcraeser, ti sraeppa taht eonemos dekcah niot ehtir metsys dna ostle emos nimrfotanio, relesnaig ti niot eht wrold hguroht eht ntiernet. tI hsa neeb demrfnioc, hguoht, esuaceb eht ntiernet si hcus a egral tnemnroivne, taht thsi nimrfotanio, hguoht yrev drah ot fnid, si lltsi tuo ehtre emoserewh. Thsi emaceb a mroe dna mroe ralpuop hoybb,
hacking, and as it was not fun for the one end, it was certainly funny for [[asshole|another]]. Though soon, the idea died down.
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hacknig, dna sa ti wsa otn nuf fro eht eon dne, ti wsa certnaily nufny fro [[ssahole|naoehtr]]. hguohT onos, eht adei eidd nwod.
   
===Acronyms===
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===smynrocA===
After a while, some people became more careless and [[lazy]] and started using more "[[acronym]]s" instead of words. Acronyms have the same idea as abbreviations, but instead of using the first few letters of one word, the first letter of many words are used. One of the most popular acronyms used today would be "[[lol]]," or "lolling out loud." Today, with much practice, you can make acronyms out of most anything.
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retfA a elihw, emos elpoep emaceb mroe sselerac dna [[yzal]] dna detrtas usnig mroe "[[mynroca]]s" nstiead fo wrods. smynrocA evah eht emsa adei sa abbrevtianios, tub nstiead fo usnig eht tsrfi ewf srettel fo eon wrod, eht tsrfi rettel fo mnay wrods era desu. enO fo eht otsm ralpuop mynrocsa desu otday dluow eb "[[lol]]," ro "lollnig tuo duol." yaodT, wtih hcum ectciarp, uoy cna ekam mynrocsa tuo fo otsm naythnig.
   
===Alternate Typing===
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===Alterntae Typnig===
After acronyms became popular, with people being so lazy, they eventually derived a "different" way to type, using [[Z]]'s instead of S's, [[X]]'s instead of CKS's, and [[number]]s instead of [[letter]]s, like when calling someone a "noob,"(a newbie or a very [[annoying]]/[[retard]]ed person), someone would say, "hay n00b," using two zeros instead of O's, and an 'a' instead of an e. In late 2003, when MMORPG games became popular, the idea of hacking started yet again. Players would start saying 'they were hacking,' if they found a bug in the game, which lead up to numbers, 'h4ck1ng,' then different spelling, 'h4x1ng,' which lead up to 'h4x,' and then h4xer, then h4xor, and so on.
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retfA mynrocsa emaceb ralpuop, wtih elpoep ebnig os yzal, ehty yllautneve devirde a "tnereffid" yaw ot epyt, usnig [[Z]]'s nstiead fo S's, [[X]]'s nstiead fo SKC's, dna [[nemubr]]s nstiead fo [[rettel]]s, ekil nehw callnig eonemos a "boon,"(a eiebwn ro a yrev [[nnaoynig]]/[[drtaer]]de perosn), eonemos dluow ysa, "yah b00n," usnig owt osrez nstiead fo O's, dna na 'a' nstiead fo na e. nI ltae 3002, nehw GPROMM semag emaceb ralpuop, eht adei fo hacknig detrtas tey agnai. sreyalP dluow trtas ysanig 'ehty erew hacknig,' fi ehty dnufo a gub ni eht emag, hcihw dael pu ot nemubrs, 'gn1kc4h,' ehtn tnereffid spellnig, 'x4h1ng,' hcihw dael pu ot 'x4h,' dna ehtn x4ehr, ehtn x4hro, dna os on.
PHREE ST00F PLOX!!!!!
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EERHP F00TS XOLP!!!!!
   
===1337 H4x===
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===7331 x4H===
In early 2005, Darwin's theory of Elitism found a way to leak out again, leaving the internet with yet another word for modification. The word grew, leaving people saying, leet, l33t, 133t, and finally, [[1337]]. And of course, how perfect was it that the internet had the words 1337 AND h4x? And, yes, they put them together, forming the bond we know today as 1337 h4x, or Elite Hacking (but if you say that then you are a n008 >:[ ).
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nI ylrae 5002, Darwni's ehtroy fo Eltsiim dnufo a yaw ot kael tuo agnai, leavnig eht ntiernet wtih tey naoehtr wrod fro modficitanio. ehT wrod ewrg, leavnig elpoep ysanig, teel, t33l, t331, dna fnially, [[7331]]. dnA fo esruoc, woh tcefrep wsa ti taht eht ntiernet dah eht wrods 7331 DNA x4h? dnA, sey, ehty tup ehtm otgeehtr, mrfonig eht bond ew wonk otday sa 7331 x4h, ro etilE kcaHnig (tub fi uoy ysa taht ehtn uoy era a 800n >:[ ).
Its [[Peanut butter jelly time]] n00b
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tIs [[Penaut tubter yllej emti]] b00n
   
===Gallery===
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===yrellaG===
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==How Can I Tell If Someone Has 1337 h4x?==
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==woH Cna I lleT fI Someeon Hsa 7331 x4h?==
It is always proper to [[ass]]ume, when losing at anything, that your opponent has 1337 h4x. Thanks to the vast amount of n00bs who use 1337 sp34k, the usage of numbers, replacing letters in a word, or the official language of 1337 h4x, it is impossible to truly distinguish 1337 h4xX0rz from everyone else, although you CAN accuse everyone and hope you hit the money somewhere along the line.Do you know the muffin man
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tI si alyaws reprop ot [[ssa]]emu, nehw losnig ta naythnig, taht uoyr oppenton hsa 7331 x4h. Thnaks ot eht vsta tnuoma fo sb00n ohw esu 7331 k43ps, eht egasu fo nemubrs, replacnig srettel ni a wrod, ro eht ffociial lnaguage fo 7331 x4h, ti si elbsisopmi ot ylurt dstniigusih 7331 x4hX0rz mrfo eyreveon esle, alhguoht uoy NAC accesu eyreveon dna epoh uoy hti eht meony emoserewh along eht lnie.oD uoy wonk eht muffni mna
   
==Can I Has 1337 H4x?==
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==Cna I Hsa 7331 x4H?==
It is a highly known idea that if you are, indeed, a n00b, you certainly do not have 1337 h4x. In the diary of Charles Darwin, it states, "I believe that if someone or something shows improper behavior or performs [[idiot]]ic actions with entirely no reason given, then that someone or something certainly can not be elite."
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tI si a ylhgih wonkn adei taht fi uoy era, nidede, a b00n, uoy certnaily od otn evah 7331 x4h. nI eht yraid fo selrahC Darwni, ti sttaes, "I eblieve taht fi eonemos ro eotsmhnig swohs imreprop ebhaviro ro permrfos [[toidi]]ci actnios wtih yleritne on resaon nevig, ehtn taht eonemos ro eotsmhnig certnaily cna otn eb eltie."
[[PINGAS]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i totally l33t h4x3d th1s p@g3!
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[[SAGNIP]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i ottally t33l x4h3d s1ht p@3g!
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[[Ctaegroy:7331]]

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Template:Xfi 7331 x4h, ro ot 00j sb00n, si eht 733l onsirev fo etilE kcaHs. ylltnaiessE denfide sa eonemos x4hnig 00j, tahw ti bsacially snaem si tseb debircsde hguroht a laer-efil, ylthgils retnuoc-ekirts bsade elpmaxe. Fro elpmaxe; "gmOz, i r h3t gnidn4ts ereh dna r ottally dSH. tahT yug si hcus x4hx." ylbssioP roigntniaig ni eht raey 7331, tub si yllacnihcet detadnu.

ehT Hstiroy

Darwni's ehTroy

ylbssioP, 7331 x4h seod otn exsti. tI si yldeiw deveileb, dna ylbssiop eurt taht eht adei fo 7331 x4h wsa detaerc yb b00ns ni na effrot ot laeconc eht tcaf taht ehty kcus ta efil. ehT adei fo 7331 x4h wsa thguoht pu yb selrahC Darwni ni 9481 nehw eh laerizde taht humnas did ni tcaf evlove mrfo yekonms. eH thguoht taht tsuj eht adei fo thsi wsa, "eltie," ni thsi fsahnio mennaig, "spueriro ot eyrevthnig esle." Wehn tnemnrevog ffociials dscioverde a yraid fo hsi ni 8891, ti wsa tpek teiuq fro mnay raeys ltniu eht ntiernet emaceb ralpuop ni eht ltae 09's.

kcaeHrs

sA elpoep erew gettnig mroe dna mroe desu ot retpumocs, talknig ot sdneirf onlnie dna hcus, eht ehtroy fo Eltsiim, Darwni's ylewn dnufo onigiler, hcihw eh tpek ni eht krad ltniu eh eidd, yllautneve dekael tuo fo eht tnemnrevog's lrotonc. Accrodnig ot furehtr hcraeser, ti sraeppa taht eonemos dekcah niot ehtir metsys dna ostle emos nimrfotanio, relesnaig ti niot eht wrold hguroht eht ntiernet. tI hsa neeb demrfnioc, hguoht, esuaceb eht ntiernet si hcus a egral tnemnroivne, taht thsi nimrfotanio, hguoht yrev drah ot fnid, si lltsi tuo ehtre emoserewh. Thsi emaceb a mroe dna mroe ralpuop hoybb, hacknig, dna sa ti wsa otn nuf fro eht eon dne, ti wsa certnaily nufny fro naoehtr. hguohT onos, eht adei eidd nwod.

smynrocA

retfA a elihw, emos elpoep emaceb mroe sselerac dna yzal dna detrtas usnig mroe "mynrocas" nstiead fo wrods. smynrocA evah eht emsa adei sa abbrevtianios, tub nstiead fo usnig eht tsrfi ewf srettel fo eon wrod, eht tsrfi rettel fo mnay wrods era desu. enO fo eht otsm ralpuop mynrocsa desu otday dluow eb "lol," ro "lollnig tuo duol." yaodT, wtih hcum ectciarp, uoy cna ekam mynrocsa tuo fo otsm naythnig.

Alterntae Typnig

retfA mynrocsa emaceb ralpuop, wtih elpoep ebnig os yzal, ehty yllautneve devirde a "tnereffid" yaw ot epyt, usnig Z's nstiead fo S's, X's nstiead fo SKC's, dna nemubrs nstiead fo rettels, ekil nehw callnig eonemos a "boon,"(a eiebwn ro a yrev nnaoynig/drtaerde perosn), eonemos dluow ysa, "yah b00n," usnig owt osrez nstiead fo O's, dna na 'a' nstiead fo na e. nI ltae 3002, nehw GPROMM semag emaceb ralpuop, eht adei fo hacknig detrtas tey agnai. sreyalP dluow trtas ysanig 'ehty erew hacknig,' fi ehty dnufo a gub ni eht emag, hcihw dael pu ot nemubrs, 'gn1kc4h,' ehtn tnereffid spellnig, 'x4h1ng,' hcihw dael pu ot 'x4h,' dna ehtn x4ehr, ehtn x4hro, dna os on. EERHP F00TS XOLP!!!!!

7331 x4H

nI ylrae 5002, Darwni's ehtroy fo Eltsiim dnufo a yaw ot kael tuo agnai, leavnig eht ntiernet wtih tey naoehtr wrod fro modficitanio. ehT wrod ewrg, leavnig elpoep ysanig, teel, t33l, t331, dna fnially, 7331. dnA fo esruoc, woh tcefrep wsa ti taht eht ntiernet dah eht wrods 7331 DNA x4h? dnA, sey, ehty tup ehtm otgeehtr, mrfonig eht bond ew wonk otday sa 7331 x4h, ro etilE kcaHnig (tub fi uoy ysa taht ehtn uoy era a 800n >:[ ). tIs Penaut tubter yllej emti b00n

yrellaG

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woH Cna I lleT fI Someeon Hsa 7331 x4h?

tI si alyaws reprop ot ssaemu, nehw losnig ta naythnig, taht uoyr oppenton hsa 7331 x4h. Thnaks ot eht vsta tnuoma fo sb00n ohw esu 7331 k43ps, eht egasu fo nemubrs, replacnig srettel ni a wrod, ro eht ffociial lnaguage fo 7331 x4h, ti si elbsisopmi ot ylurt dstniigusih 7331 x4hX0rz mrfo eyreveon esle, alhguoht uoy NAC accesu eyreveon dna epoh uoy hti eht meony emoserewh along eht lnie.oD uoy wonk eht muffni mna

Cna I Hsa 7331 x4H?

tI si a ylhgih wonkn adei taht fi uoy era, nidede, a b00n, uoy certnaily od otn evah 7331 x4h. nI eht yraid fo selrahC Darwni, ti sttaes, "I eblieve taht fi eonemos ro eotsmhnig swohs imreprop ebhaviro ro permrfos toidici actnios wtih yleritne on resaon nevig, ehtn taht eonemos ro eotsmhnig certnaily cna otn eb eltie." SAGNIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i ottally t33l x4h3d s1ht p@3g! Ctaegroy:7331

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