12 year olds invading the Internet
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- Obviously this article is 100% accurate. It is both descriptive and forewarning of 12-year-olds as well as extremely accurate. If you don't understand the irony of the people on Uncyclopedia writing an article on how annoying 12 year olds are, you may very well be a 12 year old.
“Heyyyy, I am a 12 year old.”
~ Captain Nerd on 12 year olds pwning t3h 1nt0rw3bz
Yes, twelve year olds are invading the INTERNET. You see them all around you. They walk around just like us. And they're the biggest threat to the existence of the Internet. They contribute their useless articles to the holiest of all holy sites, Uncyclopedia.
They refer to the Internet as the "Intraweb", and have been an age-old problem. Even before the Internet was around, various twelve year olds were preparing their invasion. Sadly, only a few twelve year olds remained as twelve year olds when the Internet was first invented.
[edit] General Intelligence On The Growing Threat of 12 Year Olds Invading the Internet
The underdeveloped humans, known as "12-year-olds" are taking over the Internet by storm due to the ample availability of parent stupidity. Many leading experts have drawn parallels between the tactics of a 12-year-old and those of terrorists and Tom Cruise.
Twelve year olds often repeat jokes which died out decades ago (Monty Python jokes, Shoop da Whoop,etc.), causing symptoms such as, but not limited to: sudden liking to Encyclopedia Dramatica, Head asplosion, spamming, cancer, a minor cough, and an allergy to humour.
12 year olds are probably to busy getting owned at World Of Warcraft to read this article.
[edit] note from a retarded nerd fuck from mars
Young morons recently began invading the site called myspace.com. To make themselves feel like grown-ups, they put on their two-part swimsuits and take pics of their rear ends as a mating call to pedophiles. Other 12-year olds often label themselves as "gangsta" because they listen to T-Pain. Despite these claims, they will never express publicly that their ultimate goal is to sprout ball hair (yes, even the girls). Some government officials have tried to take action against MySpace, and similar types of websites, but their actions have been blocked repeatedly by certain people. Note that Upon reaching the age of Thirteen, all "MySpacers" that haven't "Grown out of" it will consistantly bitch about how annoying 12 year olds are and how they need to grow up, often within days of hitting that oh so mature age, this is to bring more attention to the fact that they are more nearly "legal" by killing the hopes and dreams of their comrades to hit it off with their new Teenager friends.
[edit] How a Twelve Year Old Talks
Here's an example: hello im normal unlike you fucking geek. like what the hell are u doing wasting ur time typing about us 12 year olds like i mean you were on too u have to start somewhere.anyways atleast i can get an erection unlike you... fuck u buddy!!!!!
Translation: Can you read my writing? No you can't 'cause you are a noob! Ha ha! I am not a script kiddy, are you? Giggity giggity oh oh oooooh! I am Quagmire! (Ignore this section of the article)
Notice not only the overuse of 1337, but also the numerous spelling mistakes.
Here is another example of the way a twelve year old on the Internet would speak. Note how said twelve year old is attempting to argue his point of view, whilst making a spelling mistake on the sixth word. Also note lack of punctuation apart from the numerous exclamation marks (!) at the end. im not 12 and i put alllllot of exclamation pionts....!!!!!!!!!! im actually older..!!!!!
[edit] A 12 year old's inferior response to this article
Fzuck U L U Sunza Biziztchesz! Mah opinin az gudz any1 3LZes!
I'm 11 so this has no effect on me! DEATH TO 12 YEAR OLDS!!~
oh em gee i'm going to go and die for being twelve now </3333
And I'm 14, so now I realise I must go back in time to kill th 12 year old me! Oh. Wait ... ?
A 12 year old attempted to defend themselves here. Their childish comment was removed by older person. >:)
.. I am actually 62, and I find this highly amusing, quite, it is the tops, jolly good old chaps, jolly good. (I LUV PENIZ LOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!!1!!!!!!!1!)
[edit] Articles written by 12 year olds invading the internet
wh4t th3 h3ll i5 thi5 5hit thi5 i5 4 di5gr4c3 t0 my kind 4nd 0nly m3nt4lity r3t4rd3d 12 year 0ld kid5 t4lk 4nd 0r us3 h0rribl3 sp3lling 3rr0rs
[edit] The Internet Liberation War
On February 12 1865, President George W. Bush launched Operation L.I.P (Liberate Internet from Pubeless children)in the hopes of forcing the aggressive 12th Annoying Children Regiment to retreat from the Internet. It involved a massive aerial bombardment of all Intenet connections know to be used by 12 year olds, followed by the quick deployment of special forces into all major American cities to seize control of all public Internet connections. The 12th Regiment put up a fierce resistance however, and forced the Delta forces back through sustained UDS (under developed swearing) fire. After just 3 hours of fighting, the President declared the end of major combat, saying 'We all know the those little nitpickers have every right to show their views on the Internet, and before I start to look really stupid, I've decided to call off our forces until further notice.'
The less famous Operation B.I.T (Bloody Ignorant Twits) was launched by forces inside the United Kingdom shortly after, and was more successful, however many critics have noted that the annoying 12 year olds have since switched to Xbox Live tactics of shouting loudly about things they know bugger all about. Conspiracy theorists claim that a new weapon is in development to wipe out the annoying 12 year olds and may involve Colin Powell and Darth Vader, though this has been repeatedly denied by all governments.
[edit] Typical 12 Year Old Gathering
FRENCH FRIES
- 3
You gents do realize that at a invidious point at your life you too were 12
We said nothing, video'd nothing, and wrote nothing upon 12 in the internet, wiser and smarter than current and future 12's.
^^ Probably written by a twelve year old. Notice the bad grammar and the uber crying over the younger kiddy nerf ball age.
^^66 stfu u n00b
^^ Kriditz? Kriditz Kriditz Kriditz.. Oh, I get it.. It's Charades! .. A DEMENTED FROG!! Was I right?.. Lol yah!
"I'm 12 and I type like a normal person and don't find this offensive so get it up you" 69 year old paedo who hangs around dating sites
I am a 12-year-old genius. This article is incorrect. I am very annoyed at the moment, and generally when I'm annoyed, I concoct master revenge plans. Be warned.
Doesnt affect the smart ones either. I meant THE CYBER PLAGUE
I am a 12 year old genius. The only reason you state this is because you fear hour amazingly superior technology, and you try to understate it to make it sound primitive. Well, be warned - we are back, and we will obliterate the 1337 h4xx4rz and the Intellects. The h4xx4rz and the Intellects will work for us, they stole our advance technology; and we will get it back.
That would make sense, if they weren't the same people who invented your superior technology.
- 11 year old rationale
12 year old genius spelled "our" wrong. PWNED.
I am the annoyed genius and I am back. I have superior technology. There will be a major revolution tomorrow.
I am a 12-year old genius and I LOVE UNCYCLOPEDIA AND ED! Wubs and aids for everybody! Oh, and DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID.
I, however, am not 12, and totally agree that there are too many 12-year-olds on "the internets". This is not a problem with 11 or 13 year olds, no wait it is. Anyone under 13 is too much of a "n00b" to use the internets, so go somewhere elses. Obviously the only solution is to address them as midgets (sorry, people who are really midgets) and laugh at them because you strongly believe they are n00bs. Signed, The Lord.
this is stupid im 10
No love for 13 year olds? =[
hay guise im 12 i tink i 4chan olfag zu my dad us to fap 2 b lol im anony i hate scientogy
'because you fear HOUR amazingly superior technology' we do not however fear your spelling.
y the fuck did u make this group? u need to stop bitchn becuz sumbody says there a few years older, nobody gives a shit, itz not like we do shit to u, just dont bother us and we wont bother u
^^Written by an actual 12 year old pretending to be older on facebook. Nope.
I am 13. I am a fag. I wish I was still 12 so I would have an excuse.
I am 15. i fucked an 12 year old.
Im 12, And i dont talk like a retard.. I occasionaly(occasionally lol) misspell things but i usually correct myself And i dont go around youtube posting stupid random videos (Like most of us do) im into learing soldering and welding. thanks bye HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
^^ If you are indeed different from most 12 year olds and are actually intelligent (impossible) and still feel the need to defend yourself against this article, you have not compensated for being 12.
... I love YOUR technology that YOUR money bought us and while your at work I can Phone Phreak, Steal IPs, Destroy domain servers, hack various accounts on games I played when I was 9 and sell for $50 each, create backup domain servers for the ones I destroyed and sell it to them, create basic laws of physics on ---Physics Illistrator--- (such as a cable stayed bridge, cuz i want to be an architectual engineer when I'm older), practice my website hacking skills on ---hackthissite.org--- AND MOST OF ALL... watch tons and tons of PORN. because I mean come on thats what most 12 year olds do (watch porn) on the internet. but while were waiting to get horny again we do all of that other stuff... and im horny... peacie ♥♥♥
All you 12 Year olds are still porn virgins. THATS RIGHT I WENT THERE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhGtImoxnsQ - ill just leave this here
Wow, this is rich. I'm a twelve year old, and I do do some of these things. Like misspelling words (because I'm too lazy to type the full word). There are a lot of annoying 12 year olds on the internet, and I won't pretend to not be one. So, keep up the good work and keep making great articles like this one!
No clue if I'm an annoying twelve year old or not (because I just said that I probably am, I guess), but I do know how to use proper spelling and grammar and I try not to say stupid things too often (see: almost everyone who wrote something up there). This article was hilarious! I am not offended in any way.
Twelve year olds on the internet: The Kids' Revolution. Yes? So, you just see. They'll take advantage of their parents' stupidity and revolt. Somehow someday.
