12 year olds invading the Internet

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:''ylsuoivbO siht elctira si 001% tearucca. tI si othb evtipircsed dna gnniraewrfo fo 21-raey-sdlo sa llew sa yleemrtxe tearucca. fI uoy odn't udnerstdna eht [[ynroi]] fo eht elopep no aieodplcycnU gntiirw na elctira no how noynnaig 21 raey sdlo era, uoy yma yerv llew eb a 21 raey dlo.''
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:''Obviously this article is 100% accurate. It is both descriptive and forewarning of 12-year-olds as well as extremely accurate. If you don't understand the [[irony]] of the people on Uncyclopedia writing an article on how annoying 12 year olds are, you may very well be a 12 year old.''
   
[[egmaI:3230FCSD.GPJ|htgir|bmhut|tahW a lacipyt evlewt raey dlo skool ekil. eciotN eht roierpsu ssenb00N dna eht eden ot [[hctib pals]] ti.]]
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[[Image:DSCF0323.JPG|right|thumb|What a typical twelve year old looks like. Notice the superior N00bness and the need to [[bitch slap]] it.]]
   
seY, '''evlewt raey sdlo era gniadvni eht TENRETNI'''. uoY ees ehtm lla dnruoa uoy. yehT klaw dnruoa tsuj ekil su. dnA ehty'er eht tseggib ehtrta ot eht exstience fo eht tenertnI. yehT cotnrtiueb ehtir suessel elctirsa ot eht tseilho fo lla ylho sties, aieodplcycnU.
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Yes, '''twelve year olds are invading the INTERNET'''. You see them all around you. They walk around just like us. And they're the biggest threat to the existence of the Internet. They contribute their useless articles to the holiest of all holy sites, Uncyclopedia.
   
yehT erfer ot eht [[tenertnI]] sa eht "ebwartnI", dna evah eenb na ega-dlo emlrbop. nevE ebfoer eht tenertnI wsa dnruoa, variosu evlewt raey sdlo eewr perparnig ehtir nivsnaio. yladS, ylno a ewf evlewt raey sdlo ernmiaed sa evlewt raey sdlo nehw eht tenertnI wsa tsrfi dtenevni.
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They refer to the [[Internet]] as the "Intraweb", and have been an age-old problem. Even before the Internet was around, various twelve year olds were preparing their invasion. Sadly, only a few twelve year olds remained as twelve year olds when the Internet was first invented.
   
==lernaeG ecneglltienI nO ehT gniwroG ehTrta fo 21 raeY sdlO gniadvnI eht tenertnI==
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==General Intelligence On The Growing Threat of 12 Year Olds Invading the Internet==
[[egmaI:Mna gniyalp kcttaA fo eht Japnaese Mnosters.fig|bmhut|xp002|tfel|ehT erut ecaf fo unylho liev.]]
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[[Image:Man playing Attack of the Japanese Monsters.gif|thumb|200px|left|The true face of unholy evil.]]
   
ehT eodpleeevdrdun humnsa, nwnko sa "21-raey-sdlo" era gnikta ervo eht tenertnI yb ostrm eud ot eht elpma vaailaibltiy fo pernta [[dtipsu]]tiy. Mnay gniaedl sterpxe evah nward parllaels ebteewn eht scticta fo a 21-raey-dlo dna eosht fo [[terrrosti]]s dna [[moT Crsuie]].
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The underdeveloped humans, known as "12-year-olds" are taking over the Internet by storm due to the ample availability of parent [[stupid]]ity. Many leading experts have drawn parallels between the tactics of a 12-year-old and those of [[terrorist]]s and [[Tom Cruise]].
   
evlewT raey sdlo feotn erptea sekoj hcihw edid tuo seadced oga ([[Motny Pyothn]] sekoj, [[phooS ad phooW]],cte.), csaunig symoptms hcsu sa, tub otn lmtiied ot: neddsu gnikil ot [[aieodplcycnE tcmaiaarD]], [[A eodlps|daeH psalosnio]], gnmmiaps, cnacer, a rnomi hguoc, dna na llaergy ot [[ruomhu]].
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Twelve year olds often repeat jokes which died out decades ago ([[Monty Python]] jokes, [[Shoop da Whoop]],etc.), causing symptoms such as, but not limited to: sudden liking to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[A splode|Head asplosion]], spamming, cancer, a minor cough, and an allergy to [[humour]].
   
==Invsnaio fo 21 raey sdlo no ecapSyM==
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==Invasion of 12 year olds on MySpace==
   
   
uoYng mrnoos ercently ebgna gniadvni eht stie cllaed [[ecapsym|ecapsym.moc]]. oT ekma ehtmselevs leef ekil nwrog-spu, ehty tpu no ehtir owt-trap swmsiutsi dna ekta [[yhparognroP|scip fo ehtir erar sdne]] sa a gntmia clla ot [[elihopedp]]s. Oehtr 21-raey sdlo feotn laebl ehtmselevs sa "gnagsta" ebcsaue ehty lstien ot [[secef|liL enyaW]]. Desptie ehtse smialc, ehty lliw rneev experss ylcilbpu thta ehtir temtailu laog si ot sprtuo blla riah (sey, neev eht slrig). emoS geervnomnt ffoicials evah edirt ot ekta tcnaio tsniaga ecapSyM, dna ralmsii sepyt fo ewbsties, tub ehtir tcnaios evah eenb edkcolb erpteaedly yb [[nmidA|ntiaerc elopep]].
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Young morons recently began invading the site called [[myspace|myspace.com]]. To make themselves feel like grown-ups, they put on their two-part swimsuits and take [[Pornography|pics of their rear ends]] as a mating call to [[pedophile]]s. Other 12-year olds often label themselves as "gangsta" because they listen to [[feces|Lil Wayne]]. Despite these claims, they will never express publicly that their ultimate goal is to sprout ball hair (yes, even the girls). Some government officials have tried to take action against MySpace, and similar types of websites, but their actions have been blocked repeatedly by [[Admin|certain people]].
   
eotN thta Upno erachnig eht ega fo [[teenegar|tenerihT]], lla "[[ecapsym|ecapSryMs]]" thta evahn't "[[teenegar|nwroG tuo fo]]" ti lliw cnosstiently [[hctib]] abtuo how noynnaig 21 raey sdlo era dna how ehty eden ot wrog pu, feotn wtihni adys fo httniig thta ho os mtauer ega, siht si ot gnirb moer ttaentnio ot eht tcaf thta ehty era moer ylraen "[[legal]]" yb gnlliik eht sepho dna edrmsa fo ehtir mocraeds ot hti ti ffo wtih ehtir ewn [[Teenegar]] frsidne.
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Note that Upon reaching the age of [[teenager|Thirteen]], all "[[myspace|MySpacers]]" that haven't "[[teenager|Grown out of]]" it will consistently [[bitch]] about how annoying 12 year olds are and how they need to grow up, often within days of hitting that oh so mature age, this is to bring more attention to the fact that they are more nearly "[[legal]]" by killing the hopes and dreams of their comrades to hit it off with their new [[Teenager]] friends.
   
==woH a evlewT raeY dlO sklaT==
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==How a Twelve Year Old Talks==
[[egmaI:Omarmoctpuer.gpj|tfel|bmhut|A 21 raey dlo shgual abtuo osemhtnig ynunf no eht eebwrtni. ylbarboP nrop erltaed.]]
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[[Image:Omarcomputer.jpg|left|thumb|A 12 year old laughs about something funny on the interweb. Probably porn related.]]
   
Heer's na exelpma:
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Here's an example:
"olleh mi lmarno unekil uoy gnikcuf keeg. ekil tahw eht lleh era u gniod wstnaig ru tmie gnipyt abtuo su 21 raey sdlo ekil i emna uoy eewr no oot u evah ot trtsa oseemwehr.nayyaws talesta i cna teg na eerctnio unekil uoy... kcuf u ydudb!!!!!"
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"hello im normal unlike you fucking geek. like what the hell are u doing wasting ur time typing about us 12 year olds like i mean you were on too u have to start somewhere.anyways atleast i can get an erection unlike you... fuck u buddy!!!!!"
Trnsaltnaio: Cna uoy erad ym gntiirw? oN uoy cna't 'csaue uoy era a bnoo! aH ah! I ma otn a tpircs yddik, era uoy? Giggtiy giggtiy ho ho hooooo! I ma Quagmier!
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Translation: Can you read my writing? No you can't 'cause you are a noob! Ha ha! I am not a script kiddy, are you? Giggity giggity oh oh oooooh! I am Quagmire!
eciotN otn ylno eht ervosue fo [[teeL|7331]], tub alos eht unemrosu gnllieps mstiakes, hcihw evah tey ot opleevd iotn tluda mssipellnigs.
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Notice not only the overuse of [[Leet|1337]], but also the numerous spelling mistakes, which have yet to develop into adult misspellings.
   
Heer si noaehtr exelpma fo eht yaw a evlewt raey dlo no eht tenertnI dluow kaeps. eotN how dsia evlewt raey dlo si gntipemtta ot eugra hsi tniop fo eviw, tslihw gnikma a gnllieps mstiake no eht otsmla eyerv drow. Alos otne kcal fo punctutnaio tarap mrfo eht unemrosu exclmtnaaio skrma (!) ta eht dne.
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Here is another example of the way a twelve year old on the Internet would speak. Note how said twelve year old is attempting to argue his point of view, whilst making a spelling mistake on the almost every word. Also note lack of punctuation apart from the numerous exclamation marks (!) at the end.
   
eotN:
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Note:
eW od udnerstdna thta siht ylno seilppa ot evlewt raey sdlo thta tca ehtir ega.
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We do understand that this only applies to twelve year olds that act their age.
   
== A 21 raey dlo's roierfni erspnose ot siht elctira ==
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== A 12 year old's inferior response to this article ==
{{nmia|lacipyT 21 raeY dlO Gaehtrnig|shiT zi ooooos foeenzivse uut 21 eray dloz}}
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{{main|Typical 12 Year Old Gathering|Tihs iz sooooo ofeenzivse tuu 12 yaer oldz}}
[[eliF:Boywtihlaoptp.gpj|bmhut|Taht's htgir [[Lttile Jhnnoy]], ew'er gniklta abtuo uoy. tahW era uoy [ptht://aieodplcycun.aikiw.moc/xedni.php?ttile=21_raey_sdlo_gniadvni_eht_tenertnI&tcnaio=edti&sectnio=4 gniog ot od] abtuo ti?]]
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[[File:Boywithlaptop.jpg|thumb|That's right [[Little Johnny]], we're talking about you. What are you [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=12_year_olds_invading_the_Internet&action=edit&section=4 going to do] about it?]]
   
uoY wno't eralsie how noynnaig uoy era ltniu uoy'ev eracehd abtuo 61, dna ehtn uoy'll eb mocplnnaiig abtuo ehtm oot. uoY'er lltsi a dik - yojne ruoy odhodlihc sa hcum sa uoy cna.
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You won't realise how annoying you are until you've reached about 16, and then you'll be complaining about them too. You're still a kid - enjoy your childhood as much as you can.
   
ah su mmtiauer mi 21 dna jesae fi ruoy ognna ekma na elctira ekil siht ehtn thta ekmsa uoy mmtiauer yhw otnd uoy tsuj ekta a gnikcuf kool ni a rrromi ehtn stel ees ftw uoy evah ot ysa ot su. dna ew epyt ekil thta ebcsaue ew ernta dlo ew gerw pu wtih yoglnhocte rou elhow lfies. os lol oafml lfotr fi uoy wnta ot dssi na ega gropu how abtuo ruoy nwo, i otnd giev a shti abtuo moehtr kcufers ekil uoy thta evah no ebtter lfie ehtn ot ekma htnigs ekil siht. i ma yerv dsstniaioped ni uoy, i htguoth thta uoy eewr trmsa i kooled pu ot dloer diks (aahh kj) wno i otnd ebcsaue ruoy erllay erteradd, ymaeb htnik abtuo tegtnig osem ltnaem pleh. htnaks!!!! mrfo a 21 raey dlo, (ho aey i did siht !!!! thtsa os mmtiauer lol.
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ha us immature im 12 and jease if your gonna make an article like this then that makes you immature why dont you just take a fucking look in a mirror then lets see wtf you have to say to us. and we type like that because we arent old we grew up with technology our whole lifes. so lol lmfao rotfl if you want to diss an age group how about your own, i dont give a shit about mother fuckers like you that have no better life then to make things like this. i am very dissapointed in you, i thought that you were smart i looked up to older kids (haha jk) now i dont because your really retarded, maybe think about getting some mental help. thanks!!!! from a 12 year old, (oh yea i did this !!!! thats so immature lol.
{{eotuqc|'' i ma 21 dna i otnd ees yhw ud bsah ehtm [[grmmaar|tsuj csaue apperntaly ehty cnta lleps]] i emna yltsenho i kwno a 61 raey dlo how cnta lleps eiehtr yhw otnd u og bsah ehtm elihw ru ta ti ot ehtn i pertty hcum ma eht ylno eno how kewn how ot tcaullay lleps htgir dna [[seil|mi eht otsm mtauer perosn ni eht lhoocs]] os ehter u og cllnaig LLA 21 raey sdlo serosl how cnta lleps si [[ffoensiev|ffoenciev]] oot eht enos how cna}}
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{{cquote|'' i am 12 and i dont see why ud bash them [[grammar|just cause apparently they cant spell]] i mean honestly i know a 16 year old who cant spell either why dont u go bash them while ur at it to then i pretty much am the only one who knew how to actually spell right and [[lies|im the most mature person in the school]] so there u go calling ALL 12 year olds losers who cant spell is [[offensive|offencive]] too the ones who can}}
{{eotuqc|''mI 21 os teg eno htnig htgiarts hhuy psa otn eyerv 21 raey dlo si dtipsu dn hyeh i ood epyt kyl dsi hhub zud adhh va ehni hte ud viw huuy????oG [[unF|iiojne]] enib [[rolehcab|sniglla]] rfo ehd erst avo yhruu fyl !''}}
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{{cquote|''Im 12 so get one thing straight yuhh sap not every 12 year old is stupid nd yehh i doo type lyk dis buhh duz dahh av ehin teh du wiv yhuu????Go [[Fun|enjoii]] bein [[bachelor|singall]] for deh rest ova yhuur lyf !''}}
{{eotuqc|''kcuF siht shti moehtrkcufers! mi a 31 ry dlo yob dna siht si bullshti! ehter snti nayhtnig gnrow wtih 21 raey sdlo! tub ehter si osemhtnig gnrow wtih uoy, ruoy kcufed pu perteen ahtnig ertards! tahW did 21 raey sdlo eevr od 2 uoy?! GNIHOTN! KCUF FFO [[ehcuoD|EHCUD]] SGAB! I LLIW [[ylluB|KCIK RUOY SSA]] FI I DNIF TUO OHW UOY ERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MI OTN KCUFING DNUROA! I EVAH 6 SEDALBHCTIWS! nay 11-21 raey sdlo thta ahte siht pega era 001% [[iognrnace|htgir]]! siht si bullshti! [[Trollnig|liaem em]] fi u wnta: trollemwno@odx.moc''}}
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{{cquote|''Fuck this shit motherfuckers! im a 13 yr old boy and this is bullshit! there isnt anything wrong with 12 year olds! but there is something wrong with you, your fucked up preteen hating retards! What did 12 year olds ever do 2 you?! NOTHING! FUCK OFF [[Douche|DUCHE]] BAGS! I WILL [[Bully|KICK YOUR ASS]] IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT FUCKING AROUND! I HAVE 6 SWITCHBLADES! any 11-12 year olds that hate this page are 100% [[ignorance|right]]! this is bullshit! [[Trolling|email me]] if u want: trollmenow@dox.com''}}
   
   
{{eotuqc|''[[Peodphile|YEH MI YRRAL MI 86 SI YNA FO UOY 21 RAEY SDLO DEEN PLEH HTIW RUOY KROWEMOH NEHT EMOC REVO OT YM ECALP K IAB. NEHT I NAC WOHS UOY YM KCOC YKCSU TMIE]]!!!''}}
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{{cquote|''[[Pedophile|HEY IM LARRY IM 68 IS ANY OF YOU 12 YEAR OLDS NEED HELP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK THEN COME OVER TO MY PLACE K BAI. THEN I CAN SHOW YOU MY COCK SUCKY TIME]]!!!''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''I, tcaullay enibg 11, otn 21, tpecca ym ftae ot eb steeroepytd dna edma unf fo. tI yma eb ylhtgils unplesntaa, tub siht si tahw aieodplcycnU si rfo. yM fvarotie dmnaeemnt si eht ts1. -Luigsirboehtr001 (seY, I kwno thta uoytueb suernmae si erteradd.)''}}
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{{cquote|''I, actually being 11, not 12, accept my fate to be stereotyped and made fun of. It may be slightly unpleasant, but this is what Uncyclopedia is for. My favorite amendment is the 1st. -Luigisbrother100 (Yes, I know that youtube username is retarded.)''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''mia otn 21 dna i tpu llllllllllllllllllllllllaot fo exclmtnaai piotns....!!!!!!!!!! mi tcaualy dloer..!!!!!''}}
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{{cquote|''iam not 12 and i put allllllllllllllllllllllllot of exclamatin pionts....!!!!!!!!!! im actualy older..!!!!!''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''lla fo u r rnoog. ttsa otn how ew 21ry sdlo pyt. os ostp mkni unf fo su. os fi u kma unf fo su agni lli llte ym moymm dna llhs nwp u. eeehehhehhh sboob era ecni. oth slrig. nrop. i keil nrop od u. aaahh i keil [[uoYTueb opoP|utueb p00p]]}}
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{{cquote|''all of u r roong. tats not how we 12yr olds typ. so stop mkin fun of us. so if u mak fun of us agin ill tell my mommy and shll pwn u. heheheheheh boobs are nice. hot girls. porn. i liek porn do u. ahaha i liek [[YouTube Poop|utube p00p]]}}
   
{{eotuqc|''iH ym nmae si symma dna siht si ffoensiev ot 21 raey sdlo ekta ti odwn wno ro mi lltenig ym moymm''}} i no u ekil nrop
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{{cquote|''Hi my name is sammy and this is offensive to 12 year olds take it down now or im telling my mommy''}} i no u like porn
   
{{eotuqc|'' olleH mi eht dik ni thta pilc hows gnikma thta ynunf ecaf ta eht moctpuer, dna thta snti em. Fro lla eosht... nb hnjmniou hjfnfjfhfbfdbchfrgf LLOLLLOLLOLOL aaahhh nrop i ma dtecdda!''}}
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{{cquote|'' Hello im the kid in that clip whos making that funny face at the computer, and that isnt me. For all those... bn hnjimnou fgrfhcbdfbfhfjfnfjh LOLOLLOLLLOLL ahahah porn i am addcted!''}}
   
{{eotuqc|'' yM moymm dsia siht si niapproprtiae os uoy evah ot ekta ti odwn wno ro ehs'll clla ruoy perntsa.''}}
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{{cquote|'' My mommy said this is inappropriate so you have to take it down now or she'll call your parents.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''kzucF U L U znauS Bzztiicehsz! haM opnnii za gzud nay1 seZL3!''}}
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{{cquote|''Fzuck U L U Sunza Biziztchesz! Mah opinin az gudz any1 3LZes!''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''kO, sey, I admti, siht si a ynunf, lttile, "elctira". tuB su os-cllaed dtipsu, 21 raey, sdlo lliw otn kwno eht dffieernce, mrfo a ekaf, dna a eral, elctira. Alos otecni thta, 21 raey, sdlo, era hcum moer, koob trmsa [[mmaoC|,,]]htna uoy "tludsa".
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{{cquote|''Ok, yes, I admit, this is a funny, little, "article". But us so-called stupid, 12 year, olds will not know the difference, from a fake, and a real, article. Also notice that, 12 year, olds, are much more, book smart [[Comma|,,]]than you "adults".
   
eM, a 21, raey dlo. ''}}
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Me, a 12, year old. ''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''I'm 11 os siht hsa no tceffe no em! HTAED OT 21 RAEY SDLO!!~''}}
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{{cquote|''I'm 11 so this has no effect on me! DEATH TO 12 YEAR OLDS!!~''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''dnA I'm 41, os wno I eralsie I msut og kcab ni tmie ot klli ht 21 raey dlo em! hO. Wtai ... ?''}}
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{{cquote|''And I'm 14, so now I realise I must go back in time to kill th 12 year old me! Oh. Wait ... ?''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''I'm 11 dna siht skracc em pu csaue I ottllay egera. I yma epyt 7331 tub talesta I'm otn a udmbssa. nr0P vv7f''}}
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{{cquote|''I'm 11 and this cracks me up cause I totally agree. I may type 1337 but atleast I'm not a dumbass. Pr0n f7vv''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''olleH, I'm enhpaD. I ma ta eht epir ega fo evlewt dna I'm eehr ot explnai yhw siht elctira skcsu.<rb>
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{{cquote|''Hello, I'm Daphne. I am at the ripe age of twelve and I'm here to explain why this article sucks.<br>
''1. tahW knid fo perosn wstaes ehtir tmie bsahnig a ega gropu?''<rb>
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''1. What kind of person wastes their time bashing a age group?''<br>
''2. llA evlewt raey sdlo era mmtiauer.''<rb>
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''2. All twelve year olds are immature.''<br>
''3. <s>I ogt ym moymm ot prfooerad siht</s> uoY yma otecni thta I ma yerv ltiertae''.<rb>
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''3. <s>I got my mommy to proofread this</s> You may notice that I am very literate''.<br>
''Thnak uoy rfo ruoy tmie.''}}
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''Thank you for your time.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''uoy era fuknig yag dna i cna teirw ko dna em otn mtiauer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 (OTN mrfo oeesmno esle) ''}}
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{{cquote|''you are fuking gay and i can wrtie ok and me not imature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 (NOT from someone else) ''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''(I'm a evlewt raey dlo dna I fnid siht elctira qutie childsih.)''}}
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{{cquote|''(I'm a twelve year old and I find this article quite childish.)''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''.. I ma tcaullay 26, dna I fnid siht ylhgih msaunig, qutie, ti si eht otps, ylloj oogd dlo cahps, ylloj oogd. (I VUL ZINEP LOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!!1!!!!!!!1!)''}}
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{{cquote|''.. I am actually 62, and I find this highly amusing, quite, it is the tops, jolly good old chaps, jolly good. (I LUV PENIZ LOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!!1!!!!!!!1!)''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''I loev siht ewbstie :D''}}
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{{cquote|''I love this website :D''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''sA a 21 raey dlo elma I dluow ekil ot ysa [[kcuF u lla|KCUF UOY]] ot eyeervno esle opstnig ni siht ecaps.
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{{cquote|''As a 12 year old male I would like to say [[Fuck u all|FUCK YOU]] to everyone else posting in this space.
Thnak uoy.''}}
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Thank you.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''mai nmaie si rbdnnoa dna mia ylno elneeev dna i ma no 21 os mi otn gniadvni ntiernte osry ym englsih no ogd''}}
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{{cquote|''mai naime is brandon and iam only elevene and i am no 12 so im not invading internet sory my english no god''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''I ma 01, os siht oedsn't evah nay tceffe. nehW I ebmoce 21, hu-ho. - na unsuual 01 raey dlo''}}
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{{cquote|''I am 10, so this doesn't have any effect. When I become 12, uh-oh. - an unusual 10 year old''}}
{{eotuqC}}'' I'm a ergular evlewt raey dlo dik, emlrbop? noD't ekma em ntiroudce rM.LLROT. Unekil mnay ertards hcihw uoy steeroepytd su rfo, I'm eno fo eht ewf erra diks, how oedsn't lstien ot R.A.P (sdrtaeR gntipemtta ryteop) ro iHp-opH, I'm a clssaic 0691's dik rbno ni eht raey 9991. EMLBROP? {{eotuqC}}- nAnoymosu K.I.L.L.E.R
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{{Cquote}}'' I'm a regular twelve year old kid, problem? Don't make me introduce Mr.TROLL. Unlike many retards which you stereotyped us for, I'm one of the few rare kids, who doesn't listen to R.A.P (Retards attempting poetry) or Hip-Hop, I'm a classic 1960's kid born in the year 1999. PROBLEM? {{Cquote}}- Anonymous K.I.L.L.E.R
{{eotuqc|''t4hw ht3 ll3h 5i ht5i 5hti ht5i 5i 4 d5igr4c3 0t ym knid 4dn yln0 m3nt4ltiy d3dr4t3r 21 raey dl0 dik5 kl4t 4dn r0 su3 hr0ribl3 sp3llnig 3rrr0s''}}
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{{cquote|''wh4t th3 h3ll i5 thi5 5hit thi5 i5 4 di5gr4c3 t0 my kind 4nd 0nly m3nt4lity r3t4rd3d 12 year 0ld kid5 t4lk 4nd 0r us3 h0rribl3 sp3lling 3rr0rs''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''Thsi elctira wsa edma yb [[steeroepyt|steerosepyt]]. - [[Captnai Obviosu|21 raey dlo]]''}}
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{{cquote|''This article was made by [[stereotype|stereotypes]]. - [[Captain Obvious|12 year old]]''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''21 raey sdlo era ylbabrop ot bsuy tegtnig nwoed ta [[Wrdlo fO trafcraW]] ot erad siht elctira.''}}
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{{cquote|''12 year olds are probably to busy getting owned at [[World Of Warcraft]] to read this article.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''yeH ti ko 2 wtach yag nrop, seriosuly, dna erllay alos siht pega si ertarted! dna mi 31 os fi u 11-31 dna yag ro ib liaem em: trollemwno@odx.moc.''}}
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{{cquote|''Hey it ok 2 watch gay porn, seriously, and really also this page is retarted! and im 13 so if u 11-13 and gay or bi email me: trollmenow@dox.com.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''21 raey dlo era oogd diks tub ew'er cruiosu abtuo htnigs. I wtach yag nrop csaue i ekil ti dna i mstarubtae ot ti ot. dna erllay. terrrosmi. csaue 21 raey dlo cna ekma a ibg plnae ewrck iotn buildnigs. erllay. dna a 21 raey dlo cna kcajih a plnae. ew cnta teg no a plnae wtihtuo a pernta wtih su ro appravol yb a pernta dtipsu. os rou perntsa dluow kwno eewr plnnnaig.''}}
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{{cquote|''12 year old are good kids but we're curious about things. I watch gay porn cause i like it and i masturbate to it to. and really. terrorism. cause 12 year old can make a big plane wreck into buildings. really. and a 12 year old can hijack a plane. we cant get on a plane without a parent with us or approval by a parent stupid. so our parents would know were planning.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''sdiK thta era 21 ekil ot teg no eht ntiernte ebcsauue ehty wnta ot [[Hoemwrko|nrael]]. yehT wnta ot explera nroopgraphy dna yag nropagraphy dna lesniba nropagraphy. tsI lmarno.''}}
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{{cquote|''Kids that are 12 like to get on the internet becauuse they want to [[Homework|learn]]. They want to explare pornography and gay pornagraphy and lesbian pornagraphy. Its normal.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''Rellay, ew era plnnnaig [[Jiahd!|terrosmi]]. O aey. teL em llte uoy. sU 21 raey sdlo cna ekma a ibg splsah no bomnibg miprotnta secalp. [[TTUB POOP|sAs selho]]''}}
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{{cquote|''Really, we are planning [[Jihad!|terroism]]. O yea. Let me tell you. Us 12 year olds can make a big splash on bombing important places. [[BUTT POOP|Ass holes]]''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''yeH, I'm evlewt, dna I'm no eht ntiernte, os tahw? I'm ylbabrop trmsaer htna uoy. haeY, I'm ecnirdibly ltiertae mocperad ot eht diks aboev. teL's ees, I'm 21 dna ni eht eighht edarg, I'm ni hnroos clssaes, dna I wsa elevtaed mrfo 4ht ot 6ht. Taht's htgir, I edppiks a edarg. thuS ruoy mthuo, uoy htnik uoy'er trmsaer htna lla 21 raey-sdlo, hhu? uoY'er otn, dna fi uoy teeled siht uoy'er ot mmtiauer ot lstien ot eht oppeotnn, osemhtnig thta lla eht elopep eehr era gniod.''|4=na vaid 21 raey dlo}}
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{{cquote|''Hey, I'm twelve, and I'm on the internet, so what? I'm probably smarter than you. Yeah, I'm incredibly literate compared to the kids above. Let's see, I'm 12 and in the eighth grade, I'm in honors classes, and I was elevated from 4th to 6th. That's right, I skipped a grade. Shut your mouth, you think you're smarter than all 12 year-olds, huh? You're not, and if you delete this you're to immature to listen to the opponent, something that all the people here are doing.''|4=an avid 12 year old}}
   
{{eotuqc|''fI uoy eewr trmsaer, uoy dlunwo't eb ni siht cernro fo eht ntiernte, dluow [[liaf|uoy?]] - 21 raey sdlo ttaempt ot edfdne [[sdrtaeR|ehtmselevs]].''}}
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{{cquote|''If you were smarter, you wouldn't be in this corner of the internet, would [[fail|you?]] - 12 year olds attempt to defend [[Retards|themselves]].''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''mI os ahppy mI ognna eb 31 txen eewk. I cnta stdna enibg 21 naymoer .''}}
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{{cquote|''Im so happy Im gonna be 13 next week. I cant stand being 12 anymore .''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''siht si eht otsm steerolacipyt elctira i'ev erad. i'm 21 dna eno htnig i cna ysa si tta niudbtiably, lla 21 raey sdlo erna't ekil siht.''}}
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{{cquote|''this is the most stereotypical article i've read. i'm 12 and one thing i can say is tat indubitably, all 12 year olds aren't like this.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''uoY kwno, serotsp aboev em, siht si aieodpcylcnU. yehT'er emna ot eyeervno. sewJ, Aemricnsa, rMomnos..te cteera. I neddsuly leef thta lla uoy oehtr "evlewt raey sdlo" era otn evlewt... uoy'er pertdnenig ot eb rfo eht eksa fo ynunfness. tuB I'm tsuj a dtipsu elneev raeydlo! iogner em!}}
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{{cquote|''You know, posters above me, this is Unclycopedia. They're mean to everyone. Jews, Americans, Mormons..et cetera. I suddenly feel that all you other "twelve year olds" are not twelve... you're pretending to be for the sake of funnyness. But I'm just a stupid eleven yearold! ignore me!}}
   
{{eotuqc|''I ma 21, dna I htnik thta siht elctira si yerv steerolacipyt. I ma na admnstiiraotr fo a eesrvr eodtsh yb Ceehot Communtiy ni D2SC, dna I ma tsuj ltetnig uoy lla kwno thta lla 21 raey sdlo erna't erteradd. ehTer era osem mtauer 21 raey sdlo how yma raeppa sa fi ehty era tludsa. I ma a htgiarts A tneduts, dna I htnik thta siht elctira si hcum moer erteradd htna I ma. -Starfflmae fo eht CC''}}
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{{cquote|''I am 12, and I think that this article is very stereotypical. I am an administrator of a server hosted by Cheeto Community in CS2D, and I am just letting you all know that all 12 year olds aren't retarded. There are some mature 12 year olds who may appear as if they are adults. I am a straight A student, and I think that this article is much more retarded than I am. -Starfflame of the CC''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''SBOOB! eeeehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehhH!''}}
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{{cquote|''BOOBS! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''mi '''OTN''' 21 i ersa 31!!!!!!!!!!!!! dna i loev gniyalp wrdlo fo trafcraw, dNa clla fo udty 2WM!!!!!!!!!! mi osz letez i si leevls s57, i loev ysnaig eht N drow no clla fo udty zuc i htnik ti ekmsa em osudn dloer, erlooc, dna mtauer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''}}
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{{cquote|''im '''NOT''' 12 i ares 13!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i love playing world of warcraft, aNd call of duty MW2!!!!!!!!!! im soz leetz i is levels 75s, i love saying the N word on call of duty cuz i think it makes me sound older, cooler, and mature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''i ma 21 dna ylno u serosl dluow rtie wtaeevr eht lleh a "quagmier" si..... u serosl ylbabrop ogt htt aedi ffo fo pkoemno ro oiguy ro msuhtnig htt ylno faoggts yalp! u syug evah otnhnig ebtter ot od htna nsiult 21 raey sdlo. teg a lfie u feraknig serosl! ylno u sgaf dluow nsiult a 21 raey dlo! u syug erllay eden 2 kool ni eht rrromi zuc u r yllrop sdern htt cnta teg a adte dna lltsi liev wtih ehtir moymm!! teg a feraknig lfie u osmho!''}} Quagmier si mrfo Fmaily yuG. ehT ebst mocedy eevr, tpecxe rfo sthuo krap!
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{{cquote|''i am 12 and only u losers would rite watever the hell a "quagmire" is..... u losers probably got tht idea off of pokemon or yugio or sumthing tht only faggots play! u guys have nothing better to do than insult 12 year olds. get a life u freaking losers! only u fags would insult a 12 year old! u guys really need 2 look in the mirror cuz u r prolly nerds tht cant get a date and still live with their mommy!! get a freaking life u homos!''}} Quagmire is from Family Guy. The best comedy ever, except for south park!
   
{{eotuqc|''i mssi enibg 21, ti wsa a oogd excsue ot od erllay obviosuly dtipsu htnigs, i eotuq: "pleh em tpu ehtse oth-dro flmaes na eht rac! ti lliw ekma ti og fstaer!" "tahws ruoy scientfiic bssai rfo thta?" "mi 21"''|4=A 31 raey dlo}}
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{{cquote|''i miss being 12, it was a good excuse to do really obviously stupid things, i quote: "help me put these hot-rod flames an the car! it will make it go faster!" "whats your scientific basis for that?" "im 12"''|4=A 13 year old}}
   
{{eotuqc|'' hO yM oGd i evah eralzied i ma a 21 raey dlo, llew i ma gniog ot eb htirteen oosn os ehtn i cna hgual ta eht mmtiauer midtegs''}}
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{{cquote|'' Oh My God i have realized i am a 12 year old, well i am going to be thirteen soon so then i can laugh at the immature midgets''}}
   
{{eotuqc|'' GFMO, seoD siht emna ym lttile rboehtr sepyt [[teeL|7331]]? I evah ot saev hmi *leaevs* NO! ti's ot ltae. loL.''}}
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{{cquote|'' OMFG, Does this mean my little brother types [[Leet|1337]]? I have to save him *leaves* NO! it's to late. Lol.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|'' EDUD OHWEVER DETSOP THSI A NIKUF YAG GFMO TEG A LFIE DNA TIUQ GNITAH NO EM TSUJ ZUK MI 21''}}
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{{cquote|'' DUDE WHOEVER POSTED THIS A FUKIN GAY OMFG GET A LIFE AND QUIT HATING ON ME JUST KUZ IM 12''}}
   
   
{{eotuqc|''I'm a 21 ry dlo. . . dnA I odn't teg nwoed ni W.O.W. I'm a lvl 08 dteah thgnik, dna I'm a [[slriG|lrig]] O.o . . .''}}
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{{cquote|''I'm a 12 yr old. . . And I don't get owned in W.O.W. I'm a lvl 80 death knight, and I'm a [[Girls|girl]] O.o . . .''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''ti's tcaullay qutie ynunf how hcum ruoy oehterbd yb 21 raey sdlo...dnA ym mom tcaullay oedsn't liev wtih em. I ebt uoy leef aewosem abtuo thta,hhu? oS,I tsuj wntaed uoy ot kwno otn lla 21 raey sdlo klta ekil ehter erteradd swoc. kOay,htnaks.''}}
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{{Cquote|''it's actually quite funny how much your bothered by 12 year olds...And my mom actually doesn't live with me. I bet you feel awesome about that,huh? So,I just wanted you to know not all 12 year olds talk like there retarded cows. Okay,thanks.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''LOL, I'm 21, tub I fnid lla eht oehtr 21 raey dlo ertcnaios ot siht pega noynnaig tub ynunf ta eht smae tmie. Jsut plesae odn't teg oot ffodeden, ym 21 ry dlo frsidne. Thsi si ylno a jkoe. nAyyaw, ew LLIW eb sneet ni a raey. ;)''}}
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{{cquote|''LOL, I'm 12, but I find all the other 12 year old reactions to this page annoying but funny at the same time. Just please don't get too offended, my 12 yr old friends. This is only a joke. Anyway, we WILL be teens in a year. ;)''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''uoY elp03p 34a yllr emna dna ru zb00n otn su 21 r83y h8xroz plsu 7331 si l00c ssa faoggt mnige yags!!''}}
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{{cquote|''You p30ple a43 rlly mean and ur n00bz not us 12 y38r h8xorz plus 1337 is c00l ass faggot minge gays!!''}}
   
{{eotuqc|'' zlol emh penroz hrutz noa k lol eeehh cuf u lil wnaky kcid buikjg eehh zlul gehnrozz :c i ma dma u r ed erzol u cna lleps i emna i emna lleps oogd kcuf''}}
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{{cquote|'' lolz meh penorz hurtz nao k lol hehee fuc u lil wanky dick buijkg hehe lulz gehnorzz :c i am mad u r de lozer u can spell i mean i mean spell good fuck''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''hO yob, eehr ew og''|nA 11 raey dlo yob wtih eht rbnai fo a 07 raey dlo}}
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{{cquote|''Oh boy, here we go''|An 11 year old boy with the brain of a 70 year old}}
   
{{eotuqc|''i ma 21 dna tahw si siht?''}}
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{{cquote|''i am 12 and what is this?''}}
   
{{eotuqc|'' I'm evlewt dna I NAC LLEPS!!! oT eht otidi how eotrw siht: Quti cllnaig 21 raey sdlo dtipsu! I'm figted, otn dtipsu. oNt lla 21 raey sdlo wtach op*n dna ylno a ewf tcaullay sewar. Thsi elctira si sa dtipsu sa eht perosn how eotrw ti. ''}}
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{{cquote|'' I'm twelve and I CAN SPELL!!! To the idiot who wrote this: Quit calling 12 year olds stupid! I'm gifted, not stupid. Not all 12 year olds watch po*n and only a few actually swear. This article is as stupid as the person who wrote it. ''}}
   
   
{{eotuqC|''I ma 51 dna I tsuj wnta ot ysa:
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{{Cquote|''I am 15 and I just want to say:
Dteah ot eht nfiied... hu, I emna, 21 raey sdlo!!''}}
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Death to the infide... uh, I mean, 12 year olds!!''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''olleH, I ma Vnaessa, [[argaiV]] si oogd rfo uoy, uoy eden argaiv argaiv 21187528432161uiwgefuyg elsa ta viagrsaale.nte (lol)''}}
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{{Cquote|''Hello, I am Vanessa, [[Viagra]] is good for you, you need viagra viagra 12187528413621uiwgefuyg sale at viagrasale.net (lol)''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''i cna't pleh enibg 21 dna erteradd''}}
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{{Cquote|''i can't help being 12 and retarded''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''oT lla uoy 21 raey sdlo yrtnig ot edfdne ruoyselevs, I fnid siht elctira yerv ynunf ebcsaue I ma mtauer hgueno ot teg siht si a jkoe dna otn osem seriosu ffuts. loL, how tpu thta ehter?''}}
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{{Cquote|''To all you 12 year olds trying to defend yourselves, I find this article very funny because I am mature enough to get this is a joke and not some serious stuff. Lol, who put that there?''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''i cna't pleh enibg 21 dna eradnig eht elihopedps koob ot loev dna plesauer''}}
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{{Cquote|''i can't help being 12 and reading the pedophiles book to love and pleasure''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''ehT ntiernte opsnioed ym mnid. oNw I'm clsysa.''}}
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{{Cquote|''The internet poisoned my mind. Now I'm classy.''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''i ma ylr 0fdn yb tsi lctra ru tsj gnkm pu syl taub su 21ers, ru tsj jelosu''}}
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{{Cquote|''i am rly 0fnd by tis artcl ur jst mkng up lys abut us 12ers, ur jst jelsou''}}
   
{{eotuqC|'' eWll, sseug tahw? I ma otn a dab llepser! I odn't klta sb00nih, ro flmae rodnma elopep. I evah erad ot kolli a kmocnigibrd, dna 4891 (giB Broehtr si alyaws wtachnig!). I ma eht yerv prfoo thta I'm otn a: 'ho ru a emga rsl u kcs kcf u' epyt ro perosn Plesae odn't edti siht ot ekma em osudn dtipsu, ro uoy tsuj enibg sa dtipsu sa eht 'oehtrs' sa ew moer lmarno enos ekil ot clla ehtm.''}}
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{{Cquote|'' Well, guess what? I am not a bad speller! I don't talk n00bish, or flame random people. I have read to koill a mockingbird, and 1984 (Big Brother is always watching!). I am the very proof that I'm not a: 'oh ur a mega lsr u sck fck u' type or person Please don't edit this to make me sound stupid, or you just being as stupid as the 'others' as we more normal ones like to call them.''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''yeh wow stih ertaicle si ysnaig thta lla elopep how era 21 raeys era udmb ttub thta snti erut i'm 87 dna i ma udmb os yhw dluow u ekma siht elctira siht si dtipsu wow ecni lol hsi si ertraeedd i ahte siht ewbstie tsi tsuj dtipsu ot nsiult 21 ry sdlo ekil htt i emna, yhw, dluow uoy od thta ru tsuj jealosu ebcsaue su i emna ehtm 21 raey sdlo era trmsaer htna uoy wow.''}}
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{{Cquote|''hey wow htsi areticle is saying that all people who are 12 years are dumb tbut that isnt true i'm 78 and i am dumb so why would u make this article this is stupid wow nice lol his is retraeded i hate this website its just stupid to insult 12 yr olds like tht i mean, why, would you do that ur just jealous because us i mean them 12 year olds are smarter than you wow.''}}
   
{{eotuqC| '' i ma 01 dna nehw i'm 21 i'm rneev losnig ym virgntiiy dna 21 raey sdlo pu ehter eden ot ostp tcnaig erteradd dna teg eral. eht eno tsuj aboev em si 21. }}
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{{Cquote| '' i am 10 and when i'm 12 i'm never losing my virginity and 12 year olds up there need to stop acting retarded and get real. the one just above me is 12. }}
   
{{eotuqC|''I YTELULOSBA EVOL ERITAS!!! I fnid siht elctira udll ot ym tstae othugh. Apperntaly,roeevxopsuer ot Bkcal dna daeD Bayb mocedy erdners uoy mmiune. dnA frnakly, ti si erut thta unrfotuntaely,[osem]21 raey sdlo era DIPUTS RMAMARG NAZSI TAHT FOOLSIHLY TCARTTA SELIHPODEP DNA ERA LIVE GNIDAERPS LLROTS LLA REVO EHT TENRETNI!!! I ebg padrno ot tpecxenios. nAyyaw,nay shti thta eblieevs thta eh/ehs si na tpecxenio si edma fo puer parc.dnA ot eosht how edma siht elctira tsuj ot kmoc lltiiertae 21 raey sdlo,saehm no uoy [[iHpopcrtaes|SETARCOPPIH]]!nO eht oehtr hdna, fi siht wsa rfo shgual, eyeervno dluhos ehtn evah na nepo mnid dna admti thta osemtmies uoy eden ot od osem fles-edperctniaio dna hgual ta ruoy stluaf noce ni a elihw.noD't uoy egera?''}}
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{{Cquote|''I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SATIRE!!! I find this article dull to my taste though. Apparently,overexposure to Black and Dead Baby comedy renders you immune. And frankly, it is true that unfortunately,[some]12 year olds are STUPID GRAMMAR NAZIS THAT FOOLISHLY ATTRACT PEDOPHILES AND ARE EVIL SPREADING TROLLS ALL OVER THE INTERNET!!! I beg pardon to exceptions. Anyway,any shit that believes that he/she is an exception is made of pure crap.And to those who made this article just to mock illiterate 12 year olds,shame on you [[Hippocrates|HIPPOCRATES]]!On the other hand, if this was for laughs, everyone should then have an open mind and admit that sometimes you need to do some self-depreciation and laugh at your faults once in a while.Don't you agree?''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''-na 11 raey dlo wsihnig a tneloiv,ogry,dna yoodlb dteah ot LLROTS FO LLA SDNIK
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{{Cquote|''-an 11 year old wishing a violent,gory,and bloody death to TROLLS OF ALL KINDS
*[[SPAc KCOl|ENICCAV RFO DIPUTS 21 RAEY DLO SYNDROEM RFO SETERTAIL REDNU 21 TAHT YMA NRUT DIPUTS SDRAWRETFA SI WNO ELBALIAVA TA A GURD SOTRE RAEN UOY!
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*[[cAPS lOCK|VACCINE FOR STUPID 12 YEAR OLD SYNDROME FOR LITERATES UNDER 12 THAT MAY TURN STUPID AFTERWARDS IS NOW AVAILABLE AT A DRUG STORE NEAR YOU!
RFO GNIPPIHS,TSUJ LAID LLROTS-ERA-BMUD!!!YRRUH!OMROP STSAL LITNU LTAER!
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FOR SHIPPING,JUST DIAL TROLLS-ARE-DUMB!!!HURRY!PROMO LASTS UNTIL LATER!
   
-NO A EDIS OTNE,NOLY DIPUTS RO INTTAENTIVE PERANTS TEL EHTIR SDIK OT EEBMOC EKIL THSI.DNO'T EB EKIL EHTM.
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-ON A SIDE NOTE,ONLY STUPID OR INATTENTIVE PARENTS LET THEIR KIDS TO BECOME LIKE THIS.DON'T BE LIKE THEM.
   
-NO AOTNHER EDIS OTNE,DNO'T UOY MRNOOS EVAH YNTAHING ESLE OT OD? WOH ABTUO TA TSAEL OD SOEMTHING DOOG RFO EHT TSER FO SU?RO TSUJ TUHS PU!!!
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-ON ANOTHER SIDE NOTE,DON'T YOU MORONS HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO? HOW ABOUT AT LEAST DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE REST OF US?OR JUST SHUT UP!!!
   
-I MA OSLA SRROY OT YNANOE OHW YMA EB FFOENDED DNA OT ESOHT OHW ERA LITERTAE.]]
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-I AM ALSO SORRY TO ANYONE WHO MAY BE OFFENDED AND TO THOSE WHO ARE LITERATE.]]
*[[NU:N|EHT DIPUTS DLUOHS OSLA EZIGOLOPA RFO LLROTING NO EHT TENRETNI, GNINIUR RUO FNU ,DNA RFO DMAAGING, I EMAN GNIKAM RUOY NIARB MIPLODE]].''}}
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*[[UN:N|THE STUPID SHOULD ALSO APOLOGIZE FOR TROLLING ON THE INTERNET, RUINING OUR FUN ,AND FOR DAMAGING, I MEAN MAKING YOUR BRAIN IMPLODE]].''}}
   
{{eotuqC|''Smilnig gievs uoy wrnikles."}}
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{{Cquote|''Smiling gives you wrinkles."}}
   
   
{{eotuqc|'' U syg r rtie. B-nig 21 zi msu dsieeze ro msuhtnig. 2 dab 1ryev zi 21 rfo 1 raey. 7331 zi sauoem 2.''}}
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{{cquote|'' U gys r rite. B-ing 12 iz sum diseeze or sumthing. 2 bad evry1 iz 12 for 1 year. 1337 iz ausome 2.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''mi a lmarno 21 ry dlo. ekil lmarno 21 ry sdlo i cna ahrdly lleps dna i evah pmiples lla ervo ym ecaf.. tub protcaiv plehs wtih thta, sirsiuly yrt ti! ho un...i llepsed ti 'sirsuily' ebcsae how oedsnt ekil ahrry erottP! lol!!!! nayyaw...uoy evah no htgir ot bsah em RO ahrry erottP ebcsaue ruoy tsuj jealosu thta u cnta rtie ekil KJ Rowlnig...mhm, i dsia ti!!! lol''}}
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{{cquote|''im a normal 12 yr old. like normal 12 yr olds i can hardly spell and i have pimples all over my face.. but proactiv helps with that, siriusly try it! oh nu...i spelled it 'siruisly' becase who doesnt like harry Potter! lol!!!! anyway...you have no right to bash me OR harry Potter because your just jealous taht u cant rite like JK Rowling...mhm, i said it!!! lol''}}
   
{{eotuqC|'' U seroosl otn lla 21 raey sdlo era dtipsu...tsuj zoc ew ogt a erognl lfie ni frotn fo su...hoeewvr edma siht msut eb llew spstaic, oot. I ebt uoy cna't neev lleps, UOY [[RACSIT]] SYETIHW!!!}}
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{{Cquote|'' U loosers not all 12 year olds are stupid...just coz we got a longer life in front of us...whoever made this must be well spastic, too. I bet you can't even spell, YOU [[RACIST]] WHITEYS!!!}}
   
{{eotuqc|''mmH, I sewar I opsted eehr ebfoer nehw I wsa ten. oNw I'm evlewt, os sa I wrog dloer I ebmoce neev moer erteradd mairtie?''}}
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{{cquote|''Hmm, I swear I posted here before when I was ten. Now I'm twelve, so as I grow older I become even more retarded amirite?''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''I'm otn suer ymfles ewehhtr nay fo eht erspnoses aboev era eral ro otn tub ta lesta I kwno siht eno si. nAyyaw, fi ehty'er eral ehtn ym ega gropu si os ptfiiully otidiic I thgim tsuj evah ot rbuy ymfles 'tlli I'm htirteen. Thnakfully thta's otn oot raf ayaw.
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{{cquote|''I'm not sure myself whether any of the responses above are real or not but at least I know this one is. Anyway, if they're real then my age group is so pitifully idiotic I might just have to bury myself 'till I'm thirteen. Thankfully that's not too far away.
''I od eblieev thta eht evlewt raey sdlo siht pega ervolevs dnruoa og ot [[cilbpu lhoocs]]. I, ymfles, ma [[Spuerirotiy xelpmoC|hoem-lhoocsed]].''
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''I do believe that the twelve year olds this page revolves around go to [[public school]]. I, myself, am [[Superiority Complex|home-schooled]].''
''oT lla oehtr evlewt raey sdlo eradnig siht pega I ruge uoy ot tcaullay ysa osemhtnig ntielligent nstiead fo tsuj prvnoig ehtse syug htgir!''}}
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''To all other twelve year olds reading this page I urge you to actually say something intelligent instead of just proving these guys right!''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''Dera u ekm unf fo eem? i ma hte 7331est nuhsrep no hte ntieeerwbss!!!! tnd kcf wti eem!!! i ahv hsa eunff vo ruoy shtzzii! i ma gniog ot oos uoy! ysa ahi ot ym SREIOL! kcfnig sb00n kcfnig wti eht 7331est perosn ni hte unieevrhsh''}}
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{{cquote|''Dare u mke fun of mee? i am teh 1337est pershun on teh interweebss!!!! dnt fck wit mee!!! i hav has enuff ov your shiitzz! i am going to soo you! say hai to my LOIERS! fcking n00bs fcking wit the 1337est person in teh univershhe''}}
   
{{eotuqc|''noD't moce ffo sa evlewt. CHLLAENGE DETPECCA. <<EMEM<< eWll, ot trtsa, I oot ma evlewt raeys dlo. tenerihT no Idnepdneence yaD. tI's a saehm, ebcsaue Aemrica si tsuj na ssaparc no a pam. I nai't neev dma. <<EMEM<< I'm leefma. I evah a esnes fo humro; siht elctira oedsn't ffodne em waoehtesvr. I'm Grmmaar Htiler (tsuj kool ta thta semicolno suega. kcuF aeyh. <<EMEM<<). ehT oehtr dikdies eehr how era clmnaiig ot eb ltiertae kcarc em pu. ehT eno dik wsa yerv cnvnoicnig ltniu eh/ehs sued "ot" nstiead fo "oot." Saedcaf. <<EMEM<< I ekil trollnig. I ekil eemms. I ekil enibg a hyopcrtie (I HTAE UOY RFO EBING EVLEWT. LOLOLOLORT). I ekil falcno punchnig elopep nehw I pmuj mrfo hgih secalp... ekil a 0B$$. rrE, I tcaullay od ekil nrop. loL. oNt hcum I cna ysa abtuo thta. tahW esle? I ahz no frnza. ;-; oNt ebcsaue I'm evlewt, tub ebcsaue I erfsue ot eb acquntaied wtih ehtse pssu bllsa, i.e., diks ym ega, especlliay eht enos how opsted aboev em. ptht://yunoguymocic.moc/opst/6238069653/y-u-no-eemm-lhoocs <<EMEM<< kOay. I htnik thta's lla. haeY, yeb.''}}
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{{cquote|''Don't come off as twelve. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. <<MEME<< Well, to start, I too am twelve years old. Thirteen on Independence Day. It's a shame, because America is just an asscrap on a map. I ain't even mad. <<MEME<< I'm female. I have a sense of humor; this article doesn't offend me whatsoever. I'm Grammar Hitler (just look at that semicolon usage. Fuck yeah. <<MEME<<). The other kiddies here who are claiming to be literate crack me up. The one kid was very convincing until he/she used "to" instead of "too." Sadface. <<MEME<< I like trolling. I like memes. I like being a hypocrite (I HATE YOU FOR BEING TWELVE. TROLOLOLOL). I like falcon punching people when I jump from high places... like a B0$$. Err, I actually do like porn. Lol. Not much I can say about that. What else? I haz no franz. ;-; Not because I'm twelve, but because I refuse to be acquainted with these puss balls, i.e., kids my age, especially the ones who posted above me. http://yunoguycomic.com/post/3569608326/y-u-no-meme-school <<MEME<< Okay. I think that's all. Yeah, bye.''}}
   
{{eotuqc|olleH, sa a evlewt raey dlo, I dluhos nieded fnid siht ffoensiev. tuB yltsenho, I cnnota pleh tub egera. emoS evlewt raey sdlo sue miproper grmmaar dna [[gnllieps]], dna sa a [[Grmmaar nzai|Grmmaar Nzai]], I NACOTN tpecca siht. oS, plesae, og no dna nsiult. uoY evah eht htgir ot od os.}}
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{{cquote|Hello, as a twelve year old, I should indeed find this offensive. But honestly, I cannot help but agree. Some twelve year olds use improper grammar and [[spelling]], and as a [[Grammar nazi|Grammar Nazi]], I CANNOT accept this. So, please, go on and insult. You have the right to do so.}}
   
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==The Internet Liberation War==
   
nO Ferbuary 21 [[9002]], Persietnd Geroge W. Bshu launcehd Opertnaio L.I.P (Lierbtae tenertnI mrfo Puebssel chiledrn)ni eht sepho fo rfocnig eht aggerssiev 21ht nAnoynig Chiledrn Regmient ot erterta mrfo eht [[tenertnI]]. tI nivolevd a mssaiev lairea boembradmnt fo lla tenertnI cnenoctnios kwno ot eb sued yb 21 raey sdlo, folloewd yb eht kciuq edployemnt fo laiceps rfoces iotn lla majro Aemricna ctiies ot sezie cotnrol fo lla cilbpu tenertnI cnenoctnios. ehT 21ht Regmient tpu pu a ecreif ersstniace hoeewvr, dna rfoced eht atleD rfoces kcab htrough ssutnaied SDU (udner opleeevdd sewarnig) fier. retfA tsuj 3 hrosu fo fightnig, eht Persietnd edclerad eht dne fo majro mocbta, ysnaig 'eW lla kwno eht eosht lttile ntipickers evah eyerv htgir ot oshw ehtir eviws no eht tenertnI, dna ebfoer I trtsa ot kool erllay dtipsu, I'ev edciedd ot clla ffo rou rfoces ltniu fuerhtr otecni.'
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On February 12 [[2009]], President George W. Bush launched Operation L.I.P (Liberate Internet from Pubeless children)in the hopes of forcing the aggressive 12th Annoying Children Regiment to retreat from the [[Internet]]. It involved a massive aerial bombardment of all Internet connections know to be used by 12 year olds, followed by the quick deployment of special forces into all major American cities to seize control of all public Internet connections. The 12th Regiment put up a fierce resistance however, and forced the Delta forces back through sustained UDS (under developed swearing) fire. After just 3 hours of fighting, the President declared the end of major combat, saying 'We all know the those little nitpickers have every right to show their views on the Internet, and before I start to look really stupid, I've decided to call off our forces until further notice.'
   
[[egmaI:21RAEYSDLO.gnp|retnec|bmhut|xp054|Thsi sI A paM fO ehT tenertnI. ehT deR Aersa nO ehT paM swohS eWehr 21 raeY sdlO Aer gniadvnI ro Alerady Invaedd nO [[tenertnI|ehT eWb]]. eWehr ehTer sI oN deR, yehT lliw oosn nivaed ti!]]
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[[Image:12YEAROLDS.png|center|thumb|450px|This Is A Map Of The Internet. The Red Areas On The Map Shows Where 12 Year Olds Are Invading or Already Invaded On [[Internet|The Web]]. Where There Is No Red, They will soon invade it!]]
   
ehT ssel fmaosu Opertnaio B.I.T (ydoolB Iognrnta Twtsi) wsa launcehd yb rfoces nsiied eht Untied Kniogdm shrotly retfa, dna wsa moer lufsseccus, hoeewvr mnay crtiics evah otned thta eht noynnaig 21 raey sdlo evah secni swticehd ot [[xobX 063|xobX Liev]] scticta fo shtunoig ylduol abtuo htnigs ehty kwno reggub lla abtuo. [[Cnospiracy eothrsti|Cnospiracy eothrstsi]] clmai thta a ewn ewapno si ni opleeevdmnt ot epiw tuo eht noynnaig 21 raey sdlo dna yma nivolev [[Colni Pollew]] dna [[Darht Vaedr]], othugh siht hsa eenb erpteaedly ednied yb lla geervnomnts (Alothugh ehty did emntnio osemhtnig [[ibg]] ahppennig ni eht raey [[0004]].
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The less famous Operation B.I.T (Bloody Ignorant Twits) was launched by forces inside the United Kingdom shortly after, and was more successful, however many critics have noted that the annoying 12 year olds have since switched to [[Xbox 360|Xbox Live]] tactics of shouting loudly about things they know bugger all about. [[Conspiracy theorist|Conspiracy theorists]] claim that a new weapon is in development to wipe out the annoying 12 year olds and may involve [[Colin Powell]] and [[Darth Vader]], though this has been repeatedly denied by all governments (Although they did mention something [[big]] happening in the year [[4000]].
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Obviously this article is 100% accurate. It is both descriptive and forewarning of 12-year-olds as well as extremely accurate. If you don't understand the irony of the people on Uncyclopedia writing an article on how annoying 12 year olds are, you may very well be a 12 year old.
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What a typical twelve year old looks like. Notice the superior N00bness and the need to bitch slap it.

Yes, twelve year olds are invading the INTERNET. You see them all around you. They walk around just like us. And they're the biggest threat to the existence of the Internet. They contribute their useless articles to the holiest of all holy sites, Uncyclopedia.

They refer to the Internet as the "Intraweb", and have been an age-old problem. Even before the Internet was around, various twelve year olds were preparing their invasion. Sadly, only a few twelve year olds remained as twelve year olds when the Internet was first invented.

General Intelligence On The Growing Threat of 12 Year Olds Invading the Internet

Man playing Attack of the Japanese Monsters

The true face of unholy evil.

The underdeveloped humans, known as "12-year-olds" are taking over the Internet by storm due to the ample availability of parent stupidity. Many leading experts have drawn parallels between the tactics of a 12-year-old and those of terrorists and Tom Cruise.

Twelve year olds often repeat jokes which died out decades ago (Monty Python jokes, Shoop da Whoop,etc.), causing symptoms such as, but not limited to: sudden liking to Encyclopedia Dramatica, Head asplosion, spamming, cancer, a minor cough, and an allergy to humour.

Invasion of 12 year olds on MySpace

Young morons recently began invading the site called myspace.com. To make themselves feel like grown-ups, they put on their two-part swimsuits and take pics of their rear ends as a mating call to pedophiles. Other 12-year olds often label themselves as "gangsta" because they listen to Lil Wayne. Despite these claims, they will never express publicly that their ultimate goal is to sprout ball hair (yes, even the girls). Some government officials have tried to take action against MySpace, and similar types of websites, but their actions have been blocked repeatedly by certain people.

Note that Upon reaching the age of Thirteen, all "MySpacers" that haven't "Grown out of" it will consistently bitch about how annoying 12 year olds are and how they need to grow up, often within days of hitting that oh so mature age, this is to bring more attention to the fact that they are more nearly "legal" by killing the hopes and dreams of their comrades to hit it off with their new Teenager friends.

How a Twelve Year Old Talks

Omarcomputer

A 12 year old laughs about something funny on the interweb. Probably porn related.

Here's an example: "hello im normal unlike you fucking geek. like what the hell are u doing wasting ur time typing about us 12 year olds like i mean you were on too u have to start somewhere.anyways atleast i can get an erection unlike you... fuck u buddy!!!!!" Translation: Can you read my writing? No you can't 'cause you are a noob! Ha ha! I am not a script kiddy, are you? Giggity giggity oh oh oooooh! I am Quagmire! Notice not only the overuse of 1337, but also the numerous spelling mistakes, which have yet to develop into adult misspellings.

Here is another example of the way a twelve year old on the Internet would speak. Note how said twelve year old is attempting to argue his point of view, whilst making a spelling mistake on the almost every word. Also note lack of punctuation apart from the numerous exclamation marks (!) at the end.

Note: We do understand that this only applies to twelve year olds that act their age.

A 12 year old's inferior response to this article

Boywithlaptop

That's right Little Johnny, we're talking about you. What are you going to do about it?

You won't realise how annoying you are until you've reached about 16, and then you'll be complaining about them too. You're still a kid - enjoy your childhood as much as you can.

ha us immature im 12 and jease if your gonna make an article like this then that makes you immature why dont you just take a fucking look in a mirror then lets see wtf you have to say to us. and we type like that because we arent old we grew up with technology our whole lifes. so lol lmfao rotfl if you want to diss an age group how about your own, i dont give a shit about mother fuckers like you that have no better life then to make things like this. i am very dissapointed in you, i thought that you were smart i looked up to older kids (haha jk) now i dont because your really retarded, maybe think about getting some mental help. thanks!!!! from a 12 year old, (oh yea i did this !!!! thats so immature lol.

Cquote1 i am 12 and i dont see why ud bash them just cause apparently they cant spell i mean honestly i know a 16 year old who cant spell either why dont u go bash them while ur at it to then i pretty much am the only one who knew how to actually spell right and im the most mature person in the school so there u go calling ALL 12 year olds losers who cant spell is offencive too the ones who can Cquote2
Cquote1 Im 12 so get one thing straight yuhh sap not every 12 year old is stupid nd yehh i doo type lyk dis buhh duz dahh av ehin teh du wiv yhuu????Go enjoii bein singall for deh rest ova yhuur lyf ! Cquote2
Cquote1 Fuck this shit motherfuckers! im a 13 yr old boy and this is bullshit! there isnt anything wrong with 12 year olds! but there is something wrong with you, your fucked up preteen hating retards! What did 12 year olds ever do 2 you?! NOTHING! FUCK OFF DUCHE BAGS! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT FUCKING AROUND! I HAVE 6 SWITCHBLADES! any 11-12 year olds that hate this page are 100% right! this is bullshit! email me if u want: trollmenow@dox.com Cquote2


Cquote1 HEY IM LARRY IM 68 IS ANY OF YOU 12 YEAR OLDS NEED HELP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK THEN COME OVER TO MY PLACE K BAI. THEN I CAN SHOW YOU MY COCK SUCKY TIME!!! Cquote2
Cquote1 I, actually being 11, not 12, accept my fate to be stereotyped and made fun of. It may be slightly unpleasant, but this is what Uncyclopedia is for. My favorite amendment is the 1st. -Luigisbrother100 (Yes, I know that youtube username is retarded.) Cquote2
Cquote1 iam not 12 and i put allllllllllllllllllllllllot of exclamatin pionts....!!!!!!!!!! im actualy older..!!!!! Cquote2
Cquote1 all of u r roong. tats not how we 12yr olds typ. so stop mkin fun of us. so if u mak fun of us agin ill tell my mommy and shll pwn u. heheheheheh boobs are nice. hot girls. porn. i liek porn do u. ahaha i liek utube p00p Cquote2
Cquote1 Hi my name is sammy and this is offensive to 12 year olds take it down now or im telling my mommy Cquote2
i no u like porn
Cquote1 Hello im the kid in that clip whos making that funny face at the computer, and that isnt me. For all those... bn hnjimnou fgrfhcbdfbfhfjfnfjh LOLOLLOLLLOLL ahahah porn i am addcted! Cquote2
Cquote1 My mommy said this is inappropriate so you have to take it down now or she'll call your parents. Cquote2
Cquote1 Fzuck U L U Sunza Biziztchesz! Mah opinin az gudz any1 3LZes! Cquote2
Cquote1 Ok, yes, I admit, this is a funny, little, "article". But us so-called stupid, 12 year, olds will not know the difference, from a fake, and a real, article. Also notice that, 12 year, olds, are much more, book smart ,,than you "adults".

Me, a 12, year old.

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Cquote1 I'm 11 so this has no effect on me! DEATH TO 12 YEAR OLDS!!~ Cquote2
Cquote1 And I'm 14, so now I realise I must go back in time to kill th 12 year old me! Oh. Wait ... ? Cquote2
Cquote1 I'm 11 and this cracks me up cause I totally agree. I may type 1337 but atleast I'm not a dumbass. Pr0n f7vv Cquote2
Cquote1 Hello, I'm Daphne. I am at the ripe age of twelve and I'm here to explain why this article sucks.

1. What kind of person wastes their time bashing a age group?
2. All twelve year olds are immature.
3. I got my mommy to proofread this You may notice that I am very literate.
Thank you for your time.

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Cquote1 you are fuking gay and i can wrtie ok and me not imature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 (NOT from someone else) Cquote2
Cquote1 (I'm a twelve year old and I find this article quite childish.) Cquote2
Cquote1 .. I am actually 62, and I find this highly amusing, quite, it is the tops, jolly good old chaps, jolly good. (I LUV PENIZ LOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!!1!!!!!!!1!) Cquote2
Cquote1 I love this website :D Cquote2
Cquote1 As a 12 year old male I would like to say FUCK YOU to everyone else posting in this space.

Thank you.

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Cquote1 mai naime is brandon and iam only elevene and i am no 12 so im not invading internet sory my english no god Cquote2
Cquote1 I am 10, so this doesn't have any effect. When I become 12, uh-oh. - an unusual 10 year old Cquote2
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I'm a regular twelve year old kid, problem? Don't make me introduce Mr.TROLL. Unlike many retards which you stereotyped us for, I'm one of the few rare kids, who doesn't listen to R.A.P (Retards attempting poetry) or Hip-Hop, I'm a classic 1960's kid born in the year 1999. PROBLEM?
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- Anonymous K.I.L.L.E.R
Cquote1 wh4t th3 h3ll i5 thi5 5hit thi5 i5 4 di5gr4c3 t0 my kind 4nd 0nly m3nt4lity r3t4rd3d 12 year 0ld kid5 t4lk 4nd 0r us3 h0rribl3 sp3lling 3rr0rs Cquote2
Cquote1 This article was made by stereotypes. - 12 year old Cquote2
Cquote1 12 year olds are probably to busy getting owned at World Of Warcraft to read this article. Cquote2
Cquote1 Hey it ok 2 watch gay porn, seriously, and really also this page is retarted! and im 13 so if u 11-13 and gay or bi email me: trollmenow@dox.com. Cquote2
Cquote1 12 year old are good kids but we're curious about things. I watch gay porn cause i like it and i masturbate to it to. and really. terrorism. cause 12 year old can make a big plane wreck into buildings. really. and a 12 year old can hijack a plane. we cant get on a plane without a parent with us or approval by a parent stupid. so our parents would know were planning. Cquote2
Cquote1 Kids that are 12 like to get on the internet becauuse they want to learn. They want to explare pornography and gay pornagraphy and lesbian pornagraphy. Its normal. Cquote2
Cquote1 Really, we are planning terroism. O yea. Let me tell you. Us 12 year olds can make a big splash on bombing important places. Ass holes Cquote2
Cquote1 Hey, I'm twelve, and I'm on the internet, so what? I'm probably smarter than you. Yeah, I'm incredibly literate compared to the kids above. Let's see, I'm 12 and in the eighth grade, I'm in honors classes, and I was elevated from 4th to 6th. That's right, I skipped a grade. Shut your mouth, you think you're smarter than all 12 year-olds, huh? You're not, and if you delete this you're to immature to listen to the opponent, something that all the people here are doing. Cquote2

—an avid 12 year old

Cquote1 If you were smarter, you wouldn't be in this corner of the internet, would you? - 12 year olds attempt to defend themselves. Cquote2
Cquote1 Im so happy Im gonna be 13 next week. I cant stand being 12 anymore . Cquote2
Cquote1 this is the most stereotypical article i've read. i'm 12 and one thing i can say is tat indubitably, all 12 year olds aren't like this. Cquote2
Cquote1 You know, posters above me, this is Unclycopedia. They're mean to everyone. Jews, Americans, Mormons..et cetera. I suddenly feel that all you other "twelve year olds" are not twelve... you're pretending to be for the sake of funnyness. But I'm just a stupid eleven yearold! ignore me! Cquote2
Cquote1 I am 12, and I think that this article is very stereotypical. I am an administrator of a server hosted by Cheeto Community in CS2D, and I am just letting you all know that all 12 year olds aren't retarded. There are some mature 12 year olds who may appear as if they are adults. I am a straight A student, and I think that this article is much more retarded than I am. -Starfflame of the CC Cquote2
Cquote1 BOOBS! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Cquote2
Cquote1 im NOT 12 i ares 13!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i love playing world of warcraft, aNd call of duty MW2!!!!!!!!!! im soz leetz i is levels 75s, i love saying the N word on call of duty cuz i think it makes me sound older, cooler, and mature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cquote2
Cquote1 i am 12 and only u losers would rite watever the hell a "quagmire" is..... u losers probably got tht idea off of pokemon or yugio or sumthing tht only faggots play! u guys have nothing better to do than insult 12 year olds. get a life u freaking losers! only u fags would insult a 12 year old! u guys really need 2 look in the mirror cuz u r prolly nerds tht cant get a date and still live with their mommy!! get a freaking life u homos! Cquote2
Quagmire is from Family Guy. The best comedy ever, except for south park!
Cquote1 i miss being 12, it was a good excuse to do really obviously stupid things, i quote: "help me put these hot-rod flames an the car! it will make it go faster!" "whats your scientific basis for that?" "im 12" Cquote2

—A 13 year old

Cquote1 Oh My God i have realized i am a 12 year old, well i am going to be thirteen soon so then i can laugh at the immature midgets Cquote2
Cquote1 OMFG, Does this mean my little brother types 1337? I have to save him *leaves* NO! it's to late. Lol. Cquote2
Cquote1 DUDE WHOEVER POSTED THIS A FUKIN GAY OMFG GET A LIFE AND QUIT HATING ON ME JUST KUZ IM 12 Cquote2


Cquote1 I'm a 12 yr old. . . And I don't get owned in W.O.W. I'm a lvl 80 death knight, and I'm a girl O.o . . . Cquote2
Cquote1 it's actually quite funny how much your bothered by 12 year olds...And my mom actually doesn't live with me. I bet you feel awesome about that,huh? So,I just wanted you to know not all 12 year olds talk like there retarded cows. Okay,thanks. Cquote2
Cquote1 LOL, I'm 12, but I find all the other 12 year old reactions to this page annoying but funny at the same time. Just please don't get too offended, my 12 yr old friends. This is only a joke. Anyway, we WILL be teens in a year. ;) Cquote2
Cquote1 You p30ple a43 rlly mean and ur n00bz not us 12 y38r h8xorz plus 1337 is c00l ass faggot minge gays!! Cquote2
Cquote1 lolz meh penorz hurtz nao k lol hehee fuc u lil wanky dick buijkg hehe lulz gehnorzz :c i am mad u r de lozer u can spell i mean i mean spell good fuck Cquote2
Cquote1 Oh boy, here we go Cquote2
Cquote1 i am 12 and what is this? Cquote2
Cquote1 I'm twelve and I CAN SPELL!!! To the idiot who wrote this: Quit calling 12 year olds stupid! I'm gifted, not stupid. Not all 12 year olds watch po*n and only a few actually swear. This article is as stupid as the person who wrote it. Cquote2


Cquote1 I am 15 and I just want to say:

Death to the infide... uh, I mean, 12 year olds!!

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Cquote1 Hello, I am Vanessa, Viagra is good for you, you need viagra viagra 12187528413621uiwgefuyg sale at viagrasale.net (lol) Cquote2
Cquote1 i can't help being 12 and retarded Cquote2
Cquote1 To all you 12 year olds trying to defend yourselves, I find this article very funny because I am mature enough to get this is a joke and not some serious stuff. Lol, who put that there? Cquote2
Cquote1 i can't help being 12 and reading the pedophiles book to love and pleasure Cquote2
Cquote1 The internet poisoned my mind. Now I'm classy. Cquote2
Cquote1 i am rly 0fnd by tis artcl ur jst mkng up lys abut us 12ers, ur jst jelsou Cquote2
Cquote1 Well, guess what? I am not a bad speller! I don't talk n00bish, or flame random people. I have read to koill a mockingbird, and 1984 (Big Brother is always watching!). I am the very proof that I'm not a: 'oh ur a mega lsr u sck fck u' type or person Please don't edit this to make me sound stupid, or you just being as stupid as the 'others' as we more normal ones like to call them. Cquote2
Cquote1 hey wow htsi areticle is saying that all people who are 12 years are dumb tbut that isnt true i'm 78 and i am dumb so why would u make this article this is stupid wow nice lol his is retraeded i hate this website its just stupid to insult 12 yr olds like tht i mean, why, would you do that ur just jealous because us i mean them 12 year olds are smarter than you wow. Cquote2
Cquote1 i am 10 and when i'm 12 i'm never losing my virginity and 12 year olds up there need to stop acting retarded and get real. the one just above me is 12. Cquote2
Cquote1 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SATIRE!!! I find this article dull to my taste though. Apparently,overexposure to Black and Dead Baby comedy renders you immune. And frankly, it is true that unfortunately,[some]12 year olds are STUPID GRAMMAR NAZIS THAT FOOLISHLY ATTRACT PEDOPHILES AND ARE EVIL SPREADING TROLLS ALL OVER THE INTERNET!!! I beg pardon to exceptions. Anyway,any shit that believes that he/she is an exception is made of pure crap.And to those who made this article just to mock illiterate 12 year olds,shame on you HIPPOCRATES!On the other hand, if this was for laughs, everyone should then have an open mind and admit that sometimes you need to do some self-depreciation and laugh at your faults once in a while.Don't you agree? Cquote2
Cquote1 -an 11 year old wishing a violent,gory,and bloody death to TROLLS OF ALL KINDS Cquote2
Cquote1 Smiling gives you wrinkles." Cquote2


Cquote1 U gys r rite. B-ing 12 iz sum diseeze or sumthing. 2 bad evry1 iz 12 for 1 year. 1337 iz ausome 2. Cquote2
Cquote1 im a normal 12 yr old. like normal 12 yr olds i can hardly spell and i have pimples all over my face.. but proactiv helps with that, siriusly try it! oh nu...i spelled it 'siruisly' becase who doesnt like harry Potter! lol!!!! anyway...you have no right to bash me OR harry Potter because your just jealous taht u cant rite like JK Rowling...mhm, i said it!!! lol Cquote2
Cquote1 U loosers not all 12 year olds are stupid...just coz we got a longer life in front of us...whoever made this must be well spastic, too. I bet you can't even spell, YOU RACIST WHITEYS!!! Cquote2
Cquote1 Hmm, I swear I posted here before when I was ten. Now I'm twelve, so as I grow older I become even more retarded amirite? Cquote2
Cquote1 I'm not sure myself whether any of the responses above are real or not but at least I know this one is. Anyway, if they're real then my age group is so pitifully idiotic I might just have to bury myself 'till I'm thirteen. Thankfully that's not too far away.

I do believe that the twelve year olds this page revolves around go to public school. I, myself, am home-schooled. To all other twelve year olds reading this page I urge you to actually say something intelligent instead of just proving these guys right!

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Cquote1 Dare u mke fun of mee? i am teh 1337est pershun on teh interweebss!!!! dnt fck wit mee!!! i hav has enuff ov your shiitzz! i am going to soo you! say hai to my LOIERS! fcking n00bs fcking wit the 1337est person in teh univershhe Cquote2
Cquote1 Don't come off as twelve. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. <<MEME<< Well, to start, I too am twelve years old. Thirteen on Independence Day. It's a shame, because America is just an asscrap on a map. I ain't even mad. <<MEME<< I'm female. I have a sense of humor; this article doesn't offend me whatsoever. I'm Grammar Hitler (just look at that semicolon usage. Fuck yeah. <<MEME<<). The other kiddies here who are claiming to be literate crack me up. The one kid was very convincing until he/she used "to" instead of "too." Sadface. <<MEME<< I like trolling. I like memes. I like being a hypocrite (I HATE YOU FOR BEING TWELVE. TROLOLOLOL). I like falcon punching people when I jump from high places... like a B0$$. Err, I actually do like porn. Lol. Not much I can say about that. What else? I haz no franz. ;-; Not because I'm twelve, but because I refuse to be acquainted with these puss balls, i.e., kids my age, especially the ones who posted above me. http://yunoguycomic.com/post/3569608326/y-u-no-meme-school <<MEME<< Okay. I think that's all. Yeah, bye. Cquote2
Cquote1 Hello, as a twelve year old, I should indeed find this offensive. But honestly, I cannot help but agree. Some twelve year olds use improper grammar and spelling, and as a Grammar Nazi, I CANNOT accept this. So, please, go on and insult. You have the right to do so. Cquote2

The Internet Liberation War

On February 12 2009, President George W. Bush launched Operation L.I.P (Liberate Internet from Pubeless children)in the hopes of forcing the aggressive 12th Annoying Children Regiment to retreat from the Internet. It involved a massive aerial bombardment of all Internet connections know to be used by 12 year olds, followed by the quick deployment of special forces into all major American cities to seize control of all public Internet connections. The 12th Regiment put up a fierce resistance however, and forced the Delta forces back through sustained UDS (under developed swearing) fire. After just 3 hours of fighting, the President declared the end of major combat, saying 'We all know the those little nitpickers have every right to show their views on the Internet, and before I start to look really stupid, I've decided to call off our forces until further notice.'

12YEAROLDS

This Is A Map Of The Internet. The Red Areas On The Map Shows Where 12 Year Olds Are Invading or Already Invaded On The Web. Where There Is No Red, They will soon invade it!

The less famous Operation B.I.T (Bloody Ignorant Twits) was launched by forces inside the United Kingdom shortly after, and was more successful, however many critics have noted that the annoying 12 year olds have since switched to Xbox Live tactics of shouting loudly about things they know bugger all about. Conspiracy theorists claim that a new weapon is in development to wipe out the annoying 12 year olds and may involve Colin Powell and Darth Vader, though this has been repeatedly denied by all governments (Although they did mention something big happening in the year 4000.

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