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- Obviously this article is 100% accurate. It is both descriptive and forewarning of 12-year-olds as well as extremely accurate. If you don't understand the irony of the people on Uncyclopedia writing an article on how annoying 12 year olds are, you may very well be a 12 year old.
“heyy, this is a stupid old man doing this.”
What a typical twelve year old looks like. Notice the superior N00bness and the need to
bitch slap it.
Yes, twelve year olds are invading the INTERNET. You see them all around you. They walk around just like us. And they're the biggest threat to the existence of the Internet. They contribute their useless articles to the holiest of all holy sites, Uncyclopedia.
They refer to the Internet as the "Intraweb", and have been an age-old problem. Even before the Internet was around, various twelve year olds were preparing their invasion. Sadly, only a few twelve year olds remained as twelve year olds when the Internet was first invented.
[edit] General Intelligence On The Growing Threat of 12 Year Olds Invading the Internet
The true face of unholy evil.
The underdeveloped humans, known as "12-year-olds" are taking over the Internet by storm due to the ample availability of parent stupidity. Many leading experts have drawn parallels between the tactics of a 12-year-old and those of terrorists and Tom Cruise.
Twelve year olds often repeat jokes which died out decades ago (Monty Python jokes, Shoop da Whoop,etc.), causing symptoms such as, but not limited to: sudden liking to Encyclopedia Dramatica, Head asplosion, spamming, cancer, a minor cough, and an allergy to humour.
[edit] Invasion of 12 year olds on MySpace
Kids that are 12 like to get on the internet becauuse they want to learn. They want to explare pornography and gay pornagraphy and lesbian pornagraphy. Its normal.
[edit] How a Twelve Year Old Talks
A 12 year old laughs about something funny on the interweb. Probably porn related.
Here's an example:
"hello im normal unlike you fucking geek. like what the hell are u doing wasting ur time typing about us 12 year olds like i mean you were on too u have to start somewhere.anyways atleast i can get an erection unlike you... fuck u buddy!!!!!"
Translation: Can you read my writing? No you can't 'cause you are a noob! Ha ha! I am not a script kiddy, are you? Giggity giggity oh oh oooooh! I am Quagmire! (Ignore this section of the article)
Notice not only the overuse of 1337, but also the numerous spelling mistakes.
Here is another example of the way a twelve year old on the Internet would speak. Note how said twelve year old is attempting to argue his point of view, whilst making a spelling mistake on the almost every word. Also note lack of punctuation apart from the numerous exclamation marks (!) at the end.
[edit] A 12 year old's inferior response to this article
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| Im 12 so get one thing straight yhuu sap not every 12 year old is stupid nd yheahh i doo type lyk dis buhh duz dahh av ehin teh du wiv yhuu????Go enjoii bein singall for deh rest ov yhuur lyf !
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| iam not 12 and i put allllllllllllllllllllllllot of exclamatin pionts....!!!!!!!!!! im actualy older..!!!!!
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| Fzuck U L U Sunza Biziztchesz! Mah opinin az gudz any1 3LZes!
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| I'm 11 so this has no effect on me! DEATH TO 12 YEAR OLDS!!~
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| oh em gee i'm going to go and die for being twelve now </3333
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| And I'm 14, so now I realise I must go back in time to kill th 12 year old me! Oh. Wait ... ?
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| Hello, I'm Daphne. I am at the ripe age of twelve and I'm here to explain why this article sucks.
1. What kind of person wastes their time bashing a age group?
2. All twelve year olds are immature.
3. I got my mommy to proofread this You may notice that I am very literate.
Thank you for your time.
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| you are fuking gay and i can wrtie ok and me not imature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 (NOT from someone else)
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| It's people like the guy above me that give 12 year olds bad names. -Anonymous 12 year old
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| (I'm a twelve year old and I find this article quite childish.)
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| A 12 year old attempted to defend themselves here. Their childish comment was removed by older person. >:)
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| .. I am actually 62, and I find this highly amusing, quite, it is the tops, jolly good old chaps, jolly good. (I LUV PENIZ LOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!!1!!!!!!!1!)
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| nerds calling 12 year olds noobs? how nerdy haha fuck yall nerds
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| I am sure a lot of 12 year olds are nothing like the way this article describes them.
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| I love this website :D
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| As a 12 year old male I would like to say FUCK YOU to everyone else posting in this space.
Thank you.
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| mai naime is brandon and iam only elevene and i am no 12 so im not invading internet sory my english no god
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| I am 10, so this doesn't have any effect. When I become 12, uh-oh. - an unusual 10 year old
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| wh4t th3 h3ll i5 thi5 5hit thi5 i5 4 di5gr4c3 t0 my kind 4nd 0nly m3nt4lity r3t4rd3d 12 year 0ld kid5 t4lk 4nd 0r us3 h0rribl3 sp3lling 3rr0rs
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| This article was made by stereotypes. - 12 year old
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| 12 year olds are probably to busy getting owned at World Of Warcraft to read this article.
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{{cquote|12 year old are good kids but we're curious about things. I watch gay porn cause i like it and i masturbate to it to. and really. terrorism. cause 12 year old can make a big plane wreck into buildings. really. and a 12 year old can hijack a plane. we cant get on a plane without a parent with us or approval by a parent stupid. so our parents would know were planning.
[edit] The Internet Liberation War
On February 12 1865, President George W. Bush launched Operation L.I.P (Liberate Internet from Pubeless children)in the hopes of forcing the aggressive 12th Annoying Children Regiment to retreat from the Internet. It involved a massive aerial bombardment of all Intenet connections know to be used by 12 year olds, followed by the quick deployment of special forces into all major American cities to seize control of all public Internet connections. The 12th Regiment put up a fierce resistance however, and forced the Delta forces back through sustained UDS (under developed swearing) fire. After just 3 hours of fighting, the President declared the end of major combat, saying 'We all know the those little nitpickers have every right to show their views on the Internet, and before I start to look really stupid, I've decided to call off our forces until further notice.'
The less famous Operation B.I.T (Bloody Ignorant Twits) was launched by forces inside the United Kingdom shortly after, and was more successful, however many critics have noted that the annoying 12 year olds have since switched to Xbox Live tactics of shouting loudly about things they know bugger all about. Conspiracy theorists claim that a new weapon is in development to wipe out the annoying 12 year olds and may involve Colin Powell and Darth Vader, though this has been repeatedly denied by all governments.
Really, we are planning terroism. O yea. Let me tell you. Us 12 year olds can make a big splash on bombing important places. Ass holes
