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“You wouldnt believe how pleasurable a bowel movement can be. When I get the urge, I like to clasp my buttocks together with both hands for several hours. I only let it slide out when it starts to get painful. If I do it right my cum hits the wall all the way across the bathroom”
~ Mhaille on f?s
#redirect 1000 AD - 1699 AD
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