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{{q|nI teivoS ssaiuR ayhtiryL snab uoy!|[[ssaiuRn lsaerveR]]|gnnniaB ayhtiryL}}
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{{q|In Soviet Russia Lyrithya bans you!|[[Russian Reversal]]|Banning Lyrithya}}
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{{q|tI's tahw ew'er lla gnikniht tub now't od...|{{EMANRESU}}|gnnniaB ayhtiryL}}
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{{q|It's what we're all thinking but won't do...|{{USERNAME}}|Banning Lyrithya}}
   
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==hO gerta tsil==
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==Oh great list==
   
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[[aidepolcycnU]] sah a gnol dna lufruoloc yrotsih fo ekoj gnnniab [[ersU:ayhtiryL|ayhtiryL]]. erveN ebfoer sah hcus a comperhensive [[etnfniii|tsil fo dilav eraosns ot nab ayhtiryL]] neeb elbaliava ot eht aidepolcycnU ytniummoc, os I'll tiuq stllnaig dna teg thgiarts niot ti.
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[[Uncyclopedia]] has a long and colourful history of joke banning [[User:Lyrithya|Lyrithya]]. Never before has such a comprehensive [[infinite|list of valid reasons to ban Lyrithya]] been available to the Uncyclopedia community, so I'll quit stalling and get straight into it.
   
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==001==
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==100==
   
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001. [[egmaI:LOL.gnp|0001px|bmuht|ayhtiryL gniogglc pu eht ercent segnahc ogl...]]
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100. [[Image:LOL.png|1000px|thumb|Lyrithya clogging up the recent changes log...]]
   
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==99-09==
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==99-90==
   
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[[egmaI:blraC-osckpppuet-02.gpj|bmuht|ayhtiryL's [[gnidniF ruoY nnIer kcoS Pppuet|nnIer kcoSpppuet]] airyhtA...]]
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[[Image:Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg|thumb|Lyrithya's [[Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet|Inner Sockpuppet]] Athyria...]]
   
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99. '''llA ayhtiryL's stneemttsa aer gnsiufnoc dna [[Iloglicopdeia|iloglical]].'''
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99. '''All Lyrithya's statements are confusing and [[Illogicopedia|illogical]].'''
   
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89. '''ayhtiryL si na deti gnticilfnoc nusniace.'''
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98. '''Lyrithya is an edit conflicting nuisance.'''
   
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97. '''roF a [[otb]], ayhtiryL si yerv perosnalside dna yerv elba ot kniht rfo fleserh, I dnfi thsi a dta yracs.'''
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97. '''For a [[bot]], Lyrithya is very personalised and very able to think for herself, I find this a tad scary.'''
   
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96. '''ayhtiryL UCI'd ym elctira nehw I saw a b00n D:'''
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96. '''Lyrithya ICU'd my article when I was a n00b D:'''
   
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95. '''[[ereP perssuer|llA eht looc sdik aer gnnniab ayhtiryL]].'''
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95. '''[[Peer pressure|All the cool kids are banning Lyrithya]].'''
   
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94. '''ayhtiryL otg yraropemt syosp, dna [[yodbno caers|I ndid't]].'''
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94. '''Lyrithya got temporary sysop, and [[nobody cares|I didn't]].'''
   
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93. '''ayhtiryL si ertteb ta [[aidepolcycnU]] thna em, I yvne erh sseccus.'''
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93. '''Lyrithya is better at [[Uncyclopedia]] than me, I envy her success.'''
   
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92. '''ayhtiryL ndid't teg nabnde rfo gnniwo a [[ersU:airyhtA|osckpppuet]].'''
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92. '''Lyrithya didn't get banned for owning a [[User:Athyria|sockpuppet]].'''
   
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91. '''ayhtiryL lliw otsm ylekil [[kttien gnffiuh|ffuh]] thsi elctira dna evig em a yhtgnel [[nab]] sa ewll.'''
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91. '''Lyrithya will most likely [[kitten huffing|huff]] this article and give me a lengthy [[ban]] as well.'''
   
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09. '''[[ftw|ehT gnignsi snffium]] otld em ot nab erh.'''
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90. '''[[wtf|The singing muffins]] told me to ban her.'''
   
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==89-80==
   
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[[eliF:gniodlpxE-daeh.fig|bmuht|xp005|Thsi elctira's futuer... dnA ym nwo... tA ayhtiryL's hdnsa.]]
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[[File:Exploding-head.gif|thumb|500px|This article's future... And my own... At Lyrithya's hands.]]
   
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89. '''ayhtiryL now't deulcni em ni erh "ervo eht otp" [[ersU:ayhtiryL/gsi|Signtauer]].'''
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89. '''Lyrithya won't include me in her "over the top" [[User:Lyrithya/sig|Signature]].'''
   
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88. '''ayhtryL odubts em nehw I ysa I shlla erach eht boottm wtih thsi tsil.'''
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88. '''Lyrthya doubts me when I say I shall reach the bottom with this list.'''
   
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87. '''[[kcuF SDectsiujfeihC|Benig opertade yb SDectsiujfeihC]].'''
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87. '''[[Fuck ChiefjusticeDS|Being operated by ChiefjusticeDS]].'''
   
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86. '''erH progrmamnig si nfieriro ot lla leadnig otbs no eht tekrma.'''
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86. '''Her programming is inferior to all leading bots on the market.'''
   
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85. '''fI thsi tsil snrut tuo flah oodg, ayhtiryL'll kcol ym tsil os I cna't deti ym nwo krow D:'''
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85. '''If this list turns out half good, Lyrithya'll lock my list so I can't edit my own work D:'''
   
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84. '''tuB ylsuoiers [[hturt|ti now't evivrus ni eht mnai ecaps rfo 5 secnods]].'''
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84. '''But seriously [[truth|it won't survive in the main space for 5 seconds]].'''
   
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83. '''ayhtiryL shlla ekma a tsil fo 001 eraosn ot nab {{EMANRESU}} sdrawertfa.'''
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83. '''Lyrithya shall make a list of 100 reason to ban {{USERNAME}} afterwards.'''
   
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82. '''ehS's a lrig dna ehterfoer sah setiooc.'''
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82. '''She's a girl and therefore has cooties.'''
   
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81. '''diD naynoe emntnio thta ti's a gerta psta tiem?'''
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81. '''Did anyone mention that it's a great past time?'''
   
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08. '''ayhtiryL sesuba [[nab ptarol]].'''
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80. '''Lyrithya abuses [[ban patrol]].'''
   
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==97-07==
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==79-70==
   
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[[eliF:CommunstiRepublicnsa.fig|xp006|bmuht|ayhtiryL ebgnols ot [[communsti|ehtse elpoep!]]]]
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[[File:CommunistRepublicans.gif|600px|thumb|Lyrithya belongs to [[communist|these people!]]]]
   
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97. '''ayhtiryL sesuba erh yraropemt Syosp poewrs.'''
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79. '''Lyrithya abuses her temporary Sysop powers.'''
   
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87. '''ayhtiryL si a [[Republicna ytraP|Republicna]]
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78. '''Lyrithya is a [[Republican Party|Republican]]
   
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77. '''ayhtiryL ndluow't og ot eht [[NU:ECNAD|dnace]] wtih em D:'''
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77. '''Lyrithya wouldn't go to the [[UN:DANCE|dance]] with me D:'''
   
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76. '''ehS actullay dah eht <s>bllsa</s> evern ot cotnrtiueb ot thsi tsil!'''
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76. '''She actually had the <s>balls</s> nerve to contribute to this list!'''
   
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75. '''ayhtiryL actullay stdnsa rfo [[ftw|''teL's lleY Rnaodm nIekojs sdrawoT Htade slekoY yllufwA'']]'''.
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75. '''Lyrithya actually stands for [[wtf|''Let's Yell Random Injokes Towards Hated Yokels Awfully'']]'''.
   
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74. '''ayhtiryL semlls ynnuf.'''
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74. '''Lyrithya smells funny.'''
   
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73. '''ayhtiryL si a [[dilod]].'''
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73. '''Lyrithya is a [[dildo]].'''
   
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72. '''ayhtiryL evigs em lectuers nehw I'm [[liaf|odnig ti wrnog]].'''
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72. '''Lyrithya gives me lectures when I'm [[fail|doing it wrong]].'''
   
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71. '''[[irnoy|ayhtiryL snab em nehw I evig lectuers no erh odnig ti wrnog.]]'''
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71. '''[[irony|Lyrithya bans me when I give lectures on her doing it wrong.]]'''
   
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07. '''ayhtiryL's nab eraosns aer no wheer raen sa wttiy dna suoiralih sa eht oehtr syosps.'''
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70. '''Lyrithya's ban reasons are no where near as witty and hilarious as the other sysops.'''
   
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==69-60==
   
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96. '''LOL'''
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69. '''LOL'''
   
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86. '''ayhtiryL sderrum ni dloc oodlb [[dfv|flah oodg segap]].'''
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68. '''Lyrithya murders in cold blood [[vfd|half good pages]].'''
   
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76. '''esuaceB ehs dema nuf fo ym dade ylimaf!'''
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67. '''Because she made fun of my dead family!'''
   
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66. '''Pertdnenig thta ew actullay caer.'''
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66. '''Pretending that we actually care.'''
   
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65. '''Kidnappnig ym ylimaf.'''
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65. '''Kidnapping my family.'''
   
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64. '''Failnig ot understdna ospyt aer foten deulcnid ot ecudrop ruomuh.'''
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64. '''Failing to understand typos are often included to produce humour.'''
   
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63. '''Tellnig em otn ot esuba eht <s>hgurohtekirts</s> gta.'''
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63. '''Telling me not to abuse the <s>strikethrough</s> tag.'''
   
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62. '''ehS hti em ni eht daeh wtih a frynig pna.'''
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62. '''She hit me in the head with a frying pan.'''
   
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61. '''rDivnig ym nsntiaiy ot eht potni, thta I kniht elpoep lliw actullay caer abtuo thsi tsil.'''
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61. '''Driving my insanity to the point, that I think people will actually care about this list.'''
   
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06. '''Coglgnig pu eht ikiw wtih lla erh tniy, potnissel, mntnaiace tsak segap.'''
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60. '''Clogging up the wiki with all her tiny, pointless, maintance task pages.'''
   
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==59-50==
   
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[[egmaI:1MTUKUAClniabmuhT.gpj|bmuht|tI sraeppa ym eruqil cabniet si raja! dnA leraves otbtles aer ytpem!]]
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[[Image:ThumbnailCAUKUTM1.jpg|thumb|It appears my liquer cabinet is ajar! And several bottles are empty!]]
   
   
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95. '''[[roFum:I'm nabnde...no CRI?|gnnniaB em no CRI]]'''
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59. '''[[Forum:I'm banned...on IRC?|Banning me on IRC]]'''
   
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85. '''gnnniaB em no [[aidepolcycnU]]'''
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58. '''Banning me on [[Uncyclopedia]]'''
   
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75. '''Deletnig [[kcuhC Nrrosi]] seotuq.'''
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57. '''Deleting [[Chuck Norris]] quotes.'''
   
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65. '''[[nnaoynig|kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi]]'''
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56. '''[[annoying|Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris]]'''
   
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55. '''Beeilvnig lla desunu selfi aer sselesu.'''
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55. '''Believing all unused files are useless.'''
   
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54. '''Beeilvnig {{EMANRESU}} si sselesu.'''
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54. '''Believing {{USERNAME}} is useless.'''
   
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53. '''otN eebilvnig [[hturt|ehs si sselesu]].'''
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53. '''Not believing [[truth|she is useless]].'''
   
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52. '''Stealnig mrfo ym [[ereb|eruqil]] cabniet.'''
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52. '''Stealing from my [[beer|liquer]] cabinet.'''
   
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51. '''otN odnig erh mtahs Hoemkrow.'''
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51. '''Not doing her maths Homework.'''
   
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05. '''otN odnig ym mtahs hoemkrow.'''
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50. '''Not doing my maths homework.'''
   
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==94-04==
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==49-40==
   
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94. '''otN ebnig [[ersU:Zombiebarno|Zombiebarno]].'''
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49. '''Not being [[User:Zombiebaron|Zombiebaron]].'''
   
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84. '''Failnig ot understdna [[Ttsi ro OFTG!]]'''
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48. '''Failing to understand [[Tits or GTFO!]]'''
   
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74. '''Dividnig yb roez.'''
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47. '''Dividing by zero.'''
   
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64. '''otN givnig em hgunoe eraosns ot nab erh os I'll dne pu ysnaig eht saem thnig eciwt, otsm unrfotuntae...'''
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46. '''Not giving me enough reasons to ban her so I'll end up saying the same thing twice, most unfortunate...'''
   
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54. '''otN givnig em hgunoe eraosns ot nab erh os I'll dne pu ysnaig eht saem thnig eciwt, otsm unrfotuntae...'''
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45. '''Not giving me enough reasons to ban her so I'll end up saying the same thing twice, most unfortunate...'''
   
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44. '''otN gnikniht ti's maaznig I actullay otg thsi raf!'''
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44. '''Not thinking it's amazing I actually got this far!'''
   
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43. '''Tellnig em [[oodlb|eht erd ffuts no eht deb fo slnia]] saw tsuj erd napti.'''
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43. '''Telling me [[blood|the red stuff on the bed of nails]] was just red paint.'''
   
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42. '''Failnig ot understdna eht emnnaig fo efil.'''
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42. '''Failing to understand the meaning of life.'''
   
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41. '''Failnig ot understdna evoba ekoj.'''
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41. '''Failing to understand above joke.'''
   
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04. '''Benig layol ot [[Iloglicopdeia|a dffieernt ikiw]].
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40. '''Being loyal to [[Illogicopedia|a different wiki]].
   
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==93-03==
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==39-30==
   
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[[eliF:Gfooy perosn.gpj|bmuht|ayhtiryL truh em leefnigs yb cllnaig em unttaractive...]]
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[[File:Goofy person.jpg|thumb|Lyrithya hurt me feelings by calling me unattractive...]]
   
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93. '''Causnig [[Wrold raW III]].'''
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39. '''Causing [[World War III]].'''
   
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83. '''[[0212|0212'nig]] aidepolcycnU.'''
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38. '''[[2012|2012'ing]] Uncyclopedia.'''
   
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73. '''Lniknig em ot [[NU:LIAF]]'''
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37. '''Linking me to [[UN:FAIL]]'''
   
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63. '''nIventnig [[Scieootngly]]'''
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36. '''Inventing [[Scientology]]'''
   
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53. '''Benig {{u|kejaC}}.'''
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35. '''Being {{u|Cajek}}.'''
   
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43. '''Pushnig em odwn a thgilf fo [[6219|1,629]] spets.'''
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34. '''Pushing me down a flight of [[1962|1,962]] steps.'''
   
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33. '''[[3173|gn31B a 3173 r0xah.]]'''
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33. '''[[1337|B31ng a 1337 hax0r.]]'''
   
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32. '''otN ebnig permnaabnde tey!'''
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32. '''Not being permabanned yet!'''
   
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31. '''Crtsiiiznig em rfo ervertnig PI's auot-mtaicllay ergardssel fi [[eil|ehtir detsi aer oodg]] ro otn.'''
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31. '''Critisizing me for reverting IP's auto-matically regardless if [[lie|their edits are good]] or not.'''
   
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03. '''Saynig thta I'm lla [[gfooy]] lookni''''
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30. '''Saying that I'm all [[goofy]] lookin''''
   
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92. '''Usnig yraropemt syosp poewrs ot oddge snab, dema yb snae elpoep.'''
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29. '''Using temporary sysop powers to dodge bans, made by sane people.'''
   
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82. '''Benig [[rD. sseuS|ehT Grnich thta ostle chrstimsa]].
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28. '''Being [[Dr. Suess|The Grinch that stole christmas]].
   
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72. '''Benig eht eraosn thsi tsil si ebcomnig nicersnaigly emdiocer.'''
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27. '''Being the reason this list is becoming increasingly mediocre.'''
   
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62. '''Awardnig em wtih a eikooc, otn a [[muffni]].'''
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26. '''Awarding me with a cookie, not a [[muffin]].'''
   
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{{eikooC|ayhtiryL}}
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{{Cookie|Lyrithya}}
   
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52. '''Tellnig em ot yalp ni cfiraft.'''
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25. '''Telling me to play in traffic.'''
   
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42. '''Usnig erllay [[giB Wrods|gib wrods]], ni cnrevostnaio dna ehtn cllnaig em [[bmud]], nehw I odn't understdna ehtm.'''
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24. '''Using really [[Big Words|big words]], in conversation and then calling me [[dumb]], when I don't understand them.'''
   
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32. '''Tertnaig em ekil a bayb, yb usnig erllay Smlla Wrods.'''
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23. '''Treating me like a baby, by using really Small Words.'''
   
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22. '''Usnig eht Goldikcols erfeernce "Aer ehtse wrods TSUJ THGIR?"'''
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22. '''Using the Goldilocks reference "Are these words JUST RIGHT?"'''
   
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21. '''Puttnig {{u|rD. erpmuhtllukS}} no [[DFV]]'''
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21. '''Putting {{u|Dr. Skullthumper}} on [[VFD]]'''
   
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02. '''Deletnig [[dfv]].'''
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20. '''Deleting [[vfd]].'''
   
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==19-10==
   
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91 1/2: DFV'nig DFV.
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19 1/2: VFD'ing VFD.
   
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91. '''Whnnniig abtuo ebnig deti cnfolictde, nehw potni 89 ylraelc sttaes, "ayhtiryL si na deti gnticilfnoc nusience.".'''
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19. '''Whinning about being edit conflicted, when point 98 clearly states, "Lyrithya is an edit conflicting nuisence.".'''
   
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81. '''Wno't teg eht kcuf tuo fo ym efil.'''
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18. '''Won't get the fuck out of my life.'''
   
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71. '''Maknig em eosl [[ehT Gaem]].'''
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17. '''Making me lose [[The Game]].'''
   
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61. '''[[detah|Shootnig em ni eht spnie]]...'''
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16. '''[[death|Shooting me in the spine]]...'''
   
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51. '''...[[liaf|wtih a wtaer piostl]].'''
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15. '''...[[fail|with a water pistol]].'''
   
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41. '''[[LOL|Pournig dica odwn ym pntsa]].'''
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14. '''[[LOL|Pouring acid down my pants]].'''
   
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31. '''Saynig "u dma?" puno completnig evoba potni.'''
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13. '''Saying "u mad?" upon completing above point.'''
   
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21. '''Cnospirnig ot llik em dna lla oehtr aidepolcycnUns.'''
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12. '''Conspiring to kill me and all other Uncyclopedians.'''
   
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11. '''Causnig eht raelcun emotldwn ni [[Japna]].'''
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11. '''Causing the nuclear meltdown in [[Japan]].'''
   
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01. '''Pournig tlsa no nniocent [[sguls]].'''
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10. '''Pouring salt on innocent [[slugs]].'''
   
 
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9. '''ntIerrtpunig ym couotndwn ot 1.'''
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9. '''Interrupting my countdown to 1.'''
   
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8. '''Mnoey laundernig, ttaemptde erdrum, [[deicenog]], [[ehtft]], [[Grdna ehTft Auot]], [[Arosn]], Smoknig ni a cilbuP ecalp.'''
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8. '''Money laundering, attempted murder, [[genocide]], [[theft]], [[Grand Theft Auto]], [[Arson]], Smoking in a Public place.'''
   
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7. '''Liknig Justni erebiB.'''
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7. '''Liking Justin Bieber.'''
   
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6. '''[[xes|Gnoig noe pets oot raf wtih Justni erebiB]].'''
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6. '''[[sex|Going one step too far with Justin Bieber]].'''
   
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5. '''<s>Havnig Justni erebiBs sdik</s> Faehtrnig Justni erebiB's sdik.'''
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5. '''<s>Having Justin Biebers kids</s> Fathering Justin Bieber's kids.'''
   
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4. '''Questnnioig eht eixtsnace fo ogd.'''
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4. '''Questioning the eixtsance of god.'''
   
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3. '''otN boehtrnig ot erad potni 2 esuaceb fo tsi yhtgnel ntauer.'''
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3. '''Not bothering to read point 2 because of its lengthy nature.'''
   
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2. '''Havnig a mssaive progrmamnig errro ersultnig ni erh gnffiuh 94 elctirsa dna givnig gnsiufnoc dna iloglical eraosns rfo odnig os. ehTn nehw eht syosps og ot eroster ehtm, ehty cna't esuaceb ayhtiryL si cnostntaly deti gnticilfnoc ehtm. ehTn [[ersU:SDectsiujfeihC|SDectsiujfeihC]] seirt ot [[etelde]] erh progrmamnig, tub eralsies ayhtiryL si yllutca a ersu (ertfa lla ehs si ylhgih perosnside dna elba ot kniht rfo fleserh sa a otb). ehTn ehs sdeecrop ot [[UCI]] eyerv snigle elctira certade yb [[b00ns]] nicludnig ym nwo selctra. ehTn nehw lla eht looc sdik trtsa gnnniab ayhtiryL, I cna't esuaceb ehs otg yraropemt syosp dna I ndid't, dna ehtn ehs trtsas ebnig ertteb ta aidepolcycnU ta em yb certnaig na arym fo osckpppuets, hcihw lla ta eht saem tiem mia ot ffuh thsi tsil dna nab tsi ceraotr, yhw? esuaceB eht gnignsi snffium otld ehtm oot! ehTn I ewnt dna sakde ot eb deulcnid ni erh gsntiauer dna ehs erfusde dna disa I'd erven erach eht boottm fo ym tsil. I ehtn disa "haey ewll uoy'er opertade yb SDectsiujfeihC! dnA uoyr progrmamnig si nfieriro!" ehS ehtn disa "Fnie uoyr tsil si oodg, I'll kcol ti os uoy cnta deti ti LOLOLOLOLOLOL!" tuB ehtn ehs ffuhde ti nayyaw dna dema 001 eraosns ot nab em nstiead. ehTn I eralside I otuchde erh noce, dna esuaceb ehs si a lrig I dah thguac a termnial csae fo eht [[setiooc]]. dnA ehtn Zombiebarno saw looknig rfo a psta tiem dna ehtn nabnde erh, tub ehs depacse dna trtdase abusnig [[nab ptarol]] dna yraropemt syosp poewrs ehs ehtn jnoide eht rpulicnsa dna suht erfusde ot ttadne eht dnace wtih em leavnig em nekrobtraeh, os ehs eht ddeicde ot <s>cotnrtiueb</s> vdnaalsie eht tsil, (ekil ehs dah eht evern!) I ehtn dsicoveerd "ayhtiryL saw na acrnoym rfo "teL's lleY Rnaodm nIekojs sdrawoT Htade slekoY yllufwA" dna thta ehs saw a ynnuf semllnig dilod. ehTn ehs dsicoveerd ym nsntiaiy dna ehtn evag em a lectuer abtuo em odnig ti wrnog dna nabnde em nehw I erturnde eht ruovaf, dna erh nab eraosn saw unwttiy dna brnoig. ehS ehtn lol'd ta eht nuembr 96, dna trtdase ot erdrum segap hguroht DFV. ehS ehtn dema nuf fo ym dade ylimaf, pertdnede a caerd abtuo erh nsiults, tub eht icnig no eht ekac saw nehw ehs disa EHS DEREDRUM YM YLIMAF. ehS eht degar ta em esuaceb fo osem yleosprpu tpu ospyt dna esuba fo eht hgurohtekirts gta. nehW I deleey ta erh ehs hti em ervo eht daeh wtih a frynig pna, hcihw evrod em os nsniae I thguoht thsi tsil thgim actullay kraps uoyr ntieerst. ehTn ehs otg kcab ot wrttniig moer potnissel mntnnaiaace tsakde hcihw dema eht ikiw gal os hcum, thta I otg nabnde no CRI dna no aidepolcycnU ot evsa ecaps mrfo ym potnissel cotnrtiubnios. ehS ehtn deirt ot evsa moer ecaps yb deletnig lla eht kcuhC Nrrosi seotuq, dna shpargarap cnosstniig fo kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi, kcuhC Nrrosi. ehS ehtn sttade lla eht desunu selfi selfi aer sselesu {{EMANRESU}} si sselesu dna thta ehs si exeermly lufesu. oT celebrtae thsi ehs ostle mrfo ym eruqil cabniet dna ndid't od erh mtahs hoemkrow, nro did ehs od mnie. ehTn Zombiebarno dehcaroppa erh dna disa "uoY aer otn Zombiebarno, ttsi ro fotg!" ayhtiryL ehtn otg os nagry thta ehs ddeivid yb roez, hcihw ersultde ni em ysnaig eht saem thnig eciwt, hcihw ersultde ni em ysnaig eht saem thnig eciwt. tuB ehs dehcaroppa em dna disa ti sawn't fo nay eraly improtnace thta I dah otg thsi raf dna saw eud moer ot kcul thna wti. dnA ehtn I saw eht mnaglde cropse fo Zombiebarno dna ehs otld em eht erd ffuts no eht deb fo slnia saw tsuj erd napti (desptie Zombiebarno otn movnig). ehS ehtn questniode eht yerv emnnaig fo efil dna liafde ot understdna ti dna eht ekoj cnoceilde ni ti. ehS ehtn otld em ehs htade aidepolcycnU dna saw layol ot a otllay dffieernt ikiw, eht ertfmatah desuac IIIWW dna 0212'de aidepolcycnU. ehS lol'd ta thsi dna lnikde eyervnoe (nicludnig em) ot [[NU:LIAF]]. ehS ehtn trtdase scieootngly dna trtdase ebnig kejaC, dna procedede ot hcpu em odwn 1,629 srtisa dna hacknig 3173. dnA ebcsaae ehs sawn't merap-nabnde rfo thta, ehs trtdase yellnig ta em rfo ervertnig eht PI detsi esuaceb osem eewr oodg appaerntly. dnA sa a fnial nsiult ehs disa I saw lla gfooy lookni'. Zombiebarno ehtn nabnde erh, tub ehs usde syosp poewrs ot ersuerrct fleserh dna cootnniude ot eb a osurce fo nnaoynace yb stealnig Chrstimsa dna maknig thsi tsil nicersnaigly moer emdiocer. ehS ehtn awardde em wtih a eikooc otn a muffni ekil I sakde, hcihw saw a ntnaioal ydagart, dna ehs otld em ot yalp ni cfiraft nehw I sakde rfo a ernufd. ehS ehtn yellde ta em nehw I erfusde ot yalp ni cfiraft wtih erllay gib wrods, ehtn lttile wrods ekil I saw osem osrt fo otidi dna ehtn sarcstaicly disa "Aer ehtxse wrods tsuj thgir?" (ehTy eewr yb eht yaw). ehS ehtn tpu rD. erpmuhtllukS no dfv, hcihw dema mih raehtr ossrc, os ehs coveerd pu thsi yb deletnig dfv, hcihw dema a otl fo efil-ssel elpoep das. ehTn ehs otg kcab ot detniig dna ehs yellde ot eht wrod "Thta kcufnig PI deti cnfolictde em. KCOLB KCOLB KCOLB." ehTn I dah hgunoe dna sakde erh ot teg eht kcuf tuo fo ym efil, hcihw ehs os knidly erfusde ot od, nstiead ehs raehtr mtauerly shtuode "EHT EMAG!" hcihW I dasly tsol. ehS ehtn deirt ot llik em yb shootnig em ni spnie, tub ehs eralside ti saw noly a wtaer piostl, I lol'd ta erh, tub ehtn ehs pouerd dica odwn ym pntsa, hcihw truh a otl! ehS ehtn sakde fi I saw dma, hcihw I sceraemd "SEY!" ot. ehS saw truh yb ym yellnig, dna cnospierd ot llik em dna lla aidepolcycnUns yb causnig a raelcun emotldwn ni Japna. ehTn rfo lol ehs lekild osem sguls wtih osem tlsa dna ntiertpude ym fnial couotndwn! ehS ehtn ewnt no a mssaive criem speer nivolvnig: Arosn, tAtemptde erdrum, ehtft dna hcus. ehTn ehs leef ni evol wtih Justni erebiB dna dah osem xesy tiem wtih mih dna faehterd erh childern hcihw saw aoderlba tub ssorg! ehS ehtn questniode eht exstniace fo ogd, nehw ehs eralside ehs saw expectde ot erad eht potni I ma cuerrntly wrttniig.'''
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2. '''Having a massive programming error resulting in her huffing 49 articles and giving confusing and illogical reasons for doing so. Then when the sysops go to restore them, they can't because Lyrithya is constantly edit conflicting them. Then [[User:ChiefjusticeDS|ChiefjusticeDS]] tries to [[delete]] her programming, but realises Lyrithya is actully a user (after all she is highly personised and able to think for herself as a bot). Then she proceeds to [[ICU]] every single article created by [[n00bs]] including my own artcles. Then when all the cool kids start banning Lyrithya, I can't because she got temporary sysop and I didn't, and then she starts being better at Uncyclopedia at me by creating an army of sockpuppets, which all at the same time aim to huff this list and ban its creator, why? Because the singing muffins told them too! Then I went and asked to be included in her signature and she refused and said I'd never reach the bottom of my list. I then said "yeah well you're operated by ChiefjusticeDS! And your programming is inferior!" She then said "Fine your list is good, I'll lock it so you cant edit it LOLOLOLOLOLOL!" But then she huffed it anyway and made 100 reasons to ban me instead. Then I realised I touched her once, and because she is a girl I had caught a terminal case of the [[cooties]]. And then Zombiebaron was looking for a past time and then banned her, but she escaped and started abusing [[ban patrol]] and temporary sysop powers she then joined the ruplicans and thus refused to attend the dance with me leaving me heartbroken, so she the decided to <s>contribute</s> vandalise the list, (like she had the nerve!) I then discovered "Lyrithya was an acronym for "Let's Yell Random Injokes Towards Hated Yokels Awfully" and that she was a funny smelling dildo. Then she discovered my insanity and then gave me a lecture about me doing it wrong and banned me when I returned the favour, and her ban reason was unwitty and boring. She then lol'd at the number 69, and started to murder pages through VFD. She then made fun of my dead family, pretended a cared about her insults, but the icing on the cake was when she said SHE MURDERED MY FAMILY. She the raged at me because of some purposely put typos and abuse of the strikethrough tag. When I yeeled at her she hit me over the head with a frying pan, which drove me so insane I thought this list might actually spark your interest. Then she got back to writting more pointless maintanance tasked which made the wiki lag so much, that I got banned on IRC and on Uncyclopedia to save space from my pointless contributions. She then tried to save more space by deleting all the Chuck Norris quotes, and paragraphs consisting of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris. She then stated all the unused files files are useless {{USERNAME}} is useless and that she is exremely useful. To celebrate this she stole from my liquer cabinet and didn't do her maths homework, nor did she do mine. Then Zombiebaron approached her and said "You are not Zombiebaron, tits or gtfo!" Lyrithya then got so angry that she divided by zero, which resulted in me saying the same thing twice, which resulted in me saying the same thing twice. But she approached me and said it wasn't of any realy importance that I had got this far and was due more to luck than wit. And then I saw the mangled corpse of Zombiebaron and she told me the red stuff on the bed of nails was just red paint (despite Zombiebaron not moving). She then questioned the very meaning of life and failed to understand it and the joke conceiled in it. She then told me she hated Uncyclopedia and was loyal to a toally different wiki, the aftermath caused WWIII and 2012'ed Uncyclopedia. She lol'd at this and linked everyone (including me) to [[UN:FAIL]]. She then started scientology and started being Cajek, and proceeded to puch me down 1,962 stairs and hacking 1337. And becaase she wasn't perma-banned for that, she started yelling at me for reverting the IP edits because some were good apparently. And as a final insult she said I was all goofy lookin'. Zombiebaron then banned her, but she used sysop powers to resurrect herself and coontinued to be a source of annoyance by stealing Christmas and making this list increasingly more mediocre. She then awarded me with a cookie not a muffin like I asked, which was a national tragady, and she told me to play in traffic when I asked for a refund. She then yelled at me when I refused to play in traffic with really big words, then little words like I was some sort of idiot and then sarcasticly said "Are thexse words just right?" (They were by the way). She then put Dr. Skullthumper on vfd, which made him rather cross, so she covered up this by deleting vfd, which made a lot of life-less people sad. Then she got back to editing and she yelled to the word "That fucking IP edit conflicted me. BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK." Then I had enough and asked her to get the fuck out of my life, which she so kindly refused to do, instead she rather maturely shouted "THE GAME!" Which I sadly lost. She then tried to kill me by shooting me in spine, but she realised it was only a water pistol, I lol'd at her, but then she poured acid down my pants, which hurt a lot! She then asked if I was mad, which I screamed "YES!" to. She was hurt by my yelling, and conspired to kill me and all Uncyclopedians by causing a nuclear meltdown in Japan. Then for lol she killed some slugs with some salt and interupted my final countdown! She then went on a massive crime spree involving: Arson, Attempted murder, theft and such. Then she feel in love with Justin Bieber and had some sexy time with him and fathered her children which was adorable but gross! She then questioned the existance of god, when she realised she was expected to read the point I am currently writting.'''
   
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1. '''esuaceB ti's kcufnig suoiralih.'''
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1. '''Because it's fucking hilarious.'''
   
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==nI yrammus==
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==In summary==
   
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001 eraosns ot nab ayhtiryL! oS rfo [[syosp|lla fo uoy elpoep tuo ehter wtih eht poewr]], tahw aer uoy wtnaiig rfo? Bna ayhtiryL otday!
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100 reasons to ban Lyrithya! So for [[sysop|all of you people out there with the power]], what are you waiting for? Ban Lyrithya today!

Revision as of 05:19, January 12, 2013

“In Soviet Russia Lyrithya bans you!”
~ Russian Reversal on Banning Lyrithya
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Contents

Oh great list

Uncyclopedia has a long and colourful history of joke banning Lyrithya. Never before has such a comprehensive list of valid reasons to ban Lyrithya been available to the Uncyclopedia community, so I'll quit stalling and get straight into it.

100

100.
LOL
Lyrithya clogging up the recent changes log...

99-90

Carlb-sockpuppet-02
Lyrithya's Inner Sockpuppet Athyria...

99. All Lyrithya's statements are confusing and illogical.

98. Lyrithya is an edit conflicting nuisance.

97. For a bot, Lyrithya is very personalised and very able to think for herself, I find this a tad scary.

96. Lyrithya ICU'd my article when I was a n00b D:

95. All the cool kids are banning Lyrithya.

94. Lyrithya got temporary sysop, and I didn't.

93. Lyrithya is better at Uncyclopedia than me, I envy her success.

92. Lyrithya didn't get banned for owning a sockpuppet.

91. Lyrithya will most likely huff this article and give me a lengthy ban as well.

90. The singing muffins told me to ban her.

89-80

Exploding-head
This article's future... And my own... At Lyrithya's hands.

89. Lyrithya won't include me in her "over the top" Signature.

88. Lyrthya doubts me when I say I shall reach the bottom with this list.

87. Being operated by ChiefjusticeDS.

86. Her programming is inferior to all leading bots on the market.

85. If this list turns out half good, Lyrithya'll lock my list so I can't edit my own work D:

84. But seriously it won't survive in the main space for 5 seconds.

83. Lyrithya shall make a list of 100 reason to ban <insert name here> afterwards.

82. She's a girl and therefore has cooties.

81. Did anyone mention that it's a great past time?

80. Lyrithya abuses ban patrol.

79-70

CommunistRepublicans
Lyrithya belongs to these people!

79. Lyrithya abuses her temporary Sysop powers.

78. Lyrithya is a Republican

77. Lyrithya wouldn't go to the dance with me D:

76. She actually had the balls nerve to contribute to this list!

75. Lyrithya actually stands for Let's Yell Random Injokes Towards Hated Yokels Awfully.

74. Lyrithya smells funny.

73. Lyrithya is a dildo.

72. Lyrithya gives me lectures when I'm doing it wrong.

71. Lyrithya bans me when I give lectures on her doing it wrong.

70. Lyrithya's ban reasons are no where near as witty and hilarious as the other sysops.

69-60

69. LOL

68. Lyrithya murders in cold blood half good pages.

67. Because she made fun of my dead family!

66. Pretending that we actually care.

65. Kidnapping my family.

64. Failing to understand typos are often included to produce humour.

63. Telling me not to abuse the strikethrough tag.

62. She hit me in the head with a frying pan.

61. Driving my insanity to the point, that I think people will actually care about this list.

60. Clogging up the wiki with all her tiny, pointless, maintance task pages.

59-50

ThumbnailCAUKUTM1
It appears my liquer cabinet is ajar! And several bottles are empty!


59. Banning me on IRC

58. Banning me on Uncyclopedia

57. Deleting Chuck Norris quotes.

56. Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris

55. Believing all unused files are useless.

54. Believing <insert name here> is useless.

53. Not believing she is useless.

52. Stealing from my liquer cabinet.

51. Not doing her maths Homework.

50. Not doing my maths homework.

49-40

49. Not being Zombiebaron.

48. Failing to understand Tits or GTFO!

47. Dividing by zero.

46. Not giving me enough reasons to ban her so I'll end up saying the same thing twice, most unfortunate...

45. Not giving me enough reasons to ban her so I'll end up saying the same thing twice, most unfortunate...

44. Not thinking it's amazing I actually got this far!

43. Telling me the red stuff on the bed of nails was just red paint.

42. Failing to understand the meaning of life.

41. Failing to understand above joke.

40. Being loyal to a different wiki.

39-30

Goofy person
Lyrithya hurt me feelings by calling me unattractive...

39. Causing World War III.

38. 2012'ing Uncyclopedia.

37. Linking me to UN:FAIL

36. Inventing Scientology

35. Being Cajek.

34. Pushing me down a flight of 1,962 steps.

33. B31ng a 1337 hax0r.

32. Not being permabanned yet!

31. Critisizing me for reverting IP's auto-matically regardless if their edits are good or not.

30. Saying that I'm all goofy lookin'

29-20

29. Using temporary sysop powers to dodge bans, made by sane people.

28. Being The Grinch that stole christmas.

27. Being the reason this list is becoming increasingly mediocre.

26. Awarding me with a cookie, not a muffin.

Newcookie Lyrithya has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

25. Telling me to play in traffic.

24. Using really big words, in conversation and then calling me dumb, when I don't understand them.

23. Treating me like a baby, by using really Small Words.

22. Using the Goldilocks reference "Are these words JUST RIGHT?"

21. Putting Dr. Skullthumper on VFD

20. Deleting vfd.

19-10

19 1/2: VFD'ing VFD.

19. Whinning about being edit conflicted, when point 98 clearly states, "Lyrithya is an edit conflicting nuisence.".

18. Won't get the fuck out of my life.

17. Making me lose The Game.

16. Shooting me in the spine...

15. ...with a water pistol.

14. Pouring acid down my pants.

13. Saying "u mad?" upon completing above point.

12. Conspiring to kill me and all other Uncyclopedians.

11. Causing the nuclear meltdown in Japan.

10. Pouring salt on innocent slugs.

9-1

9. Interrupting my countdown to 1.

8. Money laundering, attempted murder, genocide, theft, Grand Theft Auto, Arson, Smoking in a Public place.

7. Liking Justin Bieber.

6. Going one step too far with Justin Bieber.

5. Having Justin Biebers kids Fathering Justin Bieber's kids.

4. Questioning the eixtsance of god.

3. Not bothering to read point 2 because of its lengthy nature.

2. Having a massive programming error resulting in her huffing 49 articles and giving confusing and illogical reasons for doing so. Then when the sysops go to restore them, they can't because Lyrithya is constantly edit conflicting them. Then ChiefjusticeDS tries to delete her programming, but realises Lyrithya is actully a user (after all she is highly personised and able to think for herself as a bot). Then she proceeds to ICU every single article created by n00bs including my own artcles. Then when all the cool kids start banning Lyrithya, I can't because she got temporary sysop and I didn't, and then she starts being better at Uncyclopedia at me by creating an army of sockpuppets, which all at the same time aim to huff this list and ban its creator, why? Because the singing muffins told them too! Then I went and asked to be included in her signature and she refused and said I'd never reach the bottom of my list. I then said "yeah well you're operated by ChiefjusticeDS! And your programming is inferior!" She then said "Fine your list is good, I'll lock it so you cant edit it LOLOLOLOLOLOL!" But then she huffed it anyway and made 100 reasons to ban me instead. Then I realised I touched her once, and because she is a girl I had caught a terminal case of the cooties. And then Zombiebaron was looking for a past time and then banned her, but she escaped and started abusing ban patrol and temporary sysop powers she then joined the ruplicans and thus refused to attend the dance with me leaving me heartbroken, so she the decided to contribute vandalise the list, (like she had the nerve!) I then discovered "Lyrithya was an acronym for "Let's Yell Random Injokes Towards Hated Yokels Awfully" and that she was a funny smelling dildo. Then she discovered my insanity and then gave me a lecture about me doing it wrong and banned me when I returned the favour, and her ban reason was unwitty and boring. She then lol'd at the number 69, and started to murder pages through VFD. She then made fun of my dead family, pretended a cared about her insults, but the icing on the cake was when she said SHE MURDERED MY FAMILY. She the raged at me because of some purposely put typos and abuse of the strikethrough tag. When I yeeled at her she hit me over the head with a frying pan, which drove me so insane I thought this list might actually spark your interest. Then she got back to writting more pointless maintanance tasked which made the wiki lag so much, that I got banned on IRC and on Uncyclopedia to save space from my pointless contributions. She then tried to save more space by deleting all the Chuck Norris quotes, and paragraphs consisting of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris. She then stated all the unused files files are useless <insert name here> is useless and that she is exremely useful. To celebrate this she stole from my liquer cabinet and didn't do her maths homework, nor did she do mine. Then Zombiebaron approached her and said "You are not Zombiebaron, tits or gtfo!" Lyrithya then got so angry that she divided by zero, which resulted in me saying the same thing twice, which resulted in me saying the same thing twice. But she approached me and said it wasn't of any realy importance that I had got this far and was due more to luck than wit. And then I saw the mangled corpse of Zombiebaron and she told me the red stuff on the bed of nails was just red paint (despite Zombiebaron not moving). She then questioned the very meaning of life and failed to understand it and the joke conceiled in it. She then told me she hated Uncyclopedia and was loyal to a toally different wiki, the aftermath caused WWIII and 2012'ed Uncyclopedia. She lol'd at this and linked everyone (including me) to UN:FAIL. She then started scientology and started being Cajek, and proceeded to puch me down 1,962 stairs and hacking 1337. And becaase she wasn't perma-banned for that, she started yelling at me for reverting the IP edits because some were good apparently. And as a final insult she said I was all goofy lookin'. Zombiebaron then banned her, but she used sysop powers to resurrect herself and coontinued to be a source of annoyance by stealing Christmas and making this list increasingly more mediocre. She then awarded me with a cookie not a muffin like I asked, which was a national tragady, and she told me to play in traffic when I asked for a refund. She then yelled at me when I refused to play in traffic with really big words, then little words like I was some sort of idiot and then sarcasticly said "Are thexse words just right?" (They were by the way). She then put Dr. Skullthumper on vfd, which made him rather cross, so she covered up this by deleting vfd, which made a lot of life-less people sad. Then she got back to editing and she yelled to the word "That fucking IP edit conflicted me. BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK." Then I had enough and asked her to get the fuck out of my life, which she so kindly refused to do, instead she rather maturely shouted "THE GAME!" Which I sadly lost. She then tried to kill me by shooting me in spine, but she realised it was only a water pistol, I lol'd at her, but then she poured acid down my pants, which hurt a lot! She then asked if I was mad, which I screamed "YES!" to. She was hurt by my yelling, and conspired to kill me and all Uncyclopedians by causing a nuclear meltdown in Japan. Then for lol she killed some slugs with some salt and interupted my final countdown! She then went on a massive crime spree involving: Arson, Attempted murder, theft and such. Then she feel in love with Justin Bieber and had some sexy time with him and fathered her children which was adorable but gross! She then questioned the existance of god, when she realised she was expected to read the point I am currently writting.

1. Because it's fucking hilarious.

In summary

100 reasons to ban Lyrithya! So for all of you people out there with the power, what are you waiting for? Ban Lyrithya today!

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