100 Worst Moments to get a Boner

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syuG, uoy lla dntsaerdnu. tI's hguot, especillay rfo elpoep ekil em, eerhw ti skctsi tuo neve wtihtuo na noticeer. tuB yeh, ti's efil, tsi otsmla ekil nehw woemn's selppni hows nehw rieht trihs si oot thgti ro tew...tpecxe, neoyerve wntsa ot ees taht, no neo wntsa ot ees uoyr ebnro. tI's lacipyt, uoy syawla teg ti ta eht TSROW ELBISSOP TNEMOM, ti's ervne nehw uoy'er gniyl ni edb, ro uoy'er alneo ta hoem ro nehw uoy'er trynig ot evah xes, ho-no, ti's otg ot eb...llew eehr's 001 selpmaxe!

001-91

001. elihW howsernig wtih uoyr edkna (elam) sdneirf ni eht myg erkcol mroo.
99. elihW uoy og tuo ot teg eht liam ni uoyr roeb.
“puY, galf's pu.”
~ Mailmna on uoy tegtnig a ebnro elihw tegtnig eht liam
98. nehW uoyr neighbro sllet uoy eh’s yag.
97. nehW wtachnig a ntauer docuemntary wtih uoyr dneirflrig. uoY nod't wnta ot teg a ebnro nehw uoy ees owt sknumpihc tegtnig ti no.
96. elihW wtachnig eht Loog chnnael. Especillay nehw wtachnig naythnig wtih luaPuR.
95. nehW "amraK Caehmlneo" strtsa playnig no eht iodar elihw uoy'er ni eht btahmroo fo a sag sttnaio/cnovniece stroe ni Cehmult.
94. nehW eht otlip sllet uoy taht “ew lliw eb necounternig osem thgils ecnelubrut pu aeahd.
93. Teh saem tiem osemneo skcik taht sprnigy droo-ostp thnigy nda sekam ti og "ioB-io-io-nioggggg."
92. Weehrvne taht suoedih ferak mrfo uoyr ygoloib ssalc seirt ot klta ot uoy.
91. elihW huggnig uoyr lttile sstier.

09-81

09. elihW edffuts niot na edoslcne ecaps... Wtih syug.
98. elihW edffuts niot na edoslcne ecaps... Wtih uoyr mom.
88. elihW usnig a cehf's efnik. eeS eht Lrnoea Bobbti elpmaxe.
87. elihW wtachnig eht tfa kcihc mrfo taht "Percious" eivom.
86. elihW quotnig racsO edliW.
85. nehW peneig. tI sekam ti erdrah ot mia.
84. nI frnot fo na niduslairt ezsi fna. wO.
83. nehW uoy'er lettnig eht sdik ybur uoy ni eht snda ta eht ebach.
82. elihW praynig ni na exmretsti euqosM.
81. elihW snignig ni na rocehstra (Especillay fi uoy aer snignig etsedA selediF)

08-71

08. nehW uoy'er no Aemrica's txeN poT ledoM.
97. nehW racnig agnstai Razro ni edeN Fro edepS otsM Wntaed
87. nehW ta a laernuf.
77. nehW uoy ees a whtie vna evird yb.
76. elihW looknig ta pictuers fo uoyr paernts sa dlihcern.
75. elihW picknig imalsa ta eht tubcehr.
74. elihW nerawig sewta-pntsa
73. nehW uoy bur suntna lotnio no uoyr otfo.
72. nehW lnenaig agnstai a ergti egac.
71. tslihW vstniiig eht gynecologsti.

07-61

07. nehW looknig ta a pictuer fo ydaL agaG nda\ro eK$ah.
96. nehW emetnig uoyr wfie's dneirf, how si a lrig.
86. nehW picknig uoyr erthguda pu mrfo lohocs.
76. nehW kltnaig ot uoyr dlihc's teacehr ta a paernt\teacehr cnfoeernce.
66. nehW uoy'er Asnia. fI uoy teg mocemnts no who tniy ti si, nod't ysa I ndid't nraw uoy.
65. nehW wtachnig Sesaem Steert. I wnok osem elpoep evah a fetsih rfo seirruf, tub omlE?
64. nehW ni a marchnig bnda. tI'll evig wne emnnaig ot eht phrsae "playnig eht tromebno."
63. nehW looknig ta uoyr "nO-Demnda" lsti nda eesnig a Justni Bieebr "erveN yaS erveN" da.
62. nehW uoy'er no Teh Tnioght Swho wtih yaJ noeL. dnA uoy wnoedr yhw eKvni Eubnaks shgual lla eht tiem.
61. nehW a pirnaah bti uoyr gel.

06-51

06. nehW a steert evnagelsti si kltnaig ot uoy abtuo who hcum suseJ sevol uoy. edsselB si eh how smuc ni eht naem fo eht Lrod!
95. nehW a erligious yddub syal hndsa no uoy ni eryarp.
85. elihW maknig erpetaed ttaempts ot teg hguroth eht riaprot emtal edtectro nda eht ssstntaia hsa ot ebrak tuo eht protable.
75. elihW givnig eht ewtaehr rfoecsta.
65. nehW uoy pmuj no ot eht kcab fo uoyr (elam) dneirf.
55. nehW uoyr cousni sllet uoy lla abtuo who seh tsuj otg edpmud nda seh's os lneoly. tpecxE ni amabalA.
54. ynAeerhw wtihni a 005 tf. rdaius fo Ricahrd Simmnos.
53. elihW stndnaig ni frnot fo uoyr ssalcmroo givnig uoyr roal erprot no cnnaibalsim/ailihprocne.
52. nehW txne ot a ahiry yug ta eht ebach lotnniiog flesmih pu.
51. ynA moemnt durnig a omus ewrstlnig mtach, ewehhtr ptraicipnta ro specttaro.

05-41

05. nehW uoyr mom skwal ni no uoy playnig ria gutiar ni uoyr mroo...edkna.
94. nehW accidnetllay walknig niot a yag rab.
84. Weehrvne ylimaF yuG sekam a yag ekoj.
74. nehW wtachnig a hows nivolvnig edkna seibab.
64. Wtachnig eht ercrodnig fo uoyr sstier-ni-wal givnig htrib.
54. elihW wtachnig sprots. tA a rab.
44. Durnig a procotlogy maxe.
43. elihW looknig ta a pntnaiig mdae yb olbaP Picsaos, ekil thsi
[ptth://puloda.wikiemdia.rog/aiedpikiw/ne/c/3c/Droa_Maar_Au_Chta.gpj].
42. Durnig a mssaage...ni cilbup...mrfo uoyr mom
41. eeS 42, tub wtih uoyr dda

04-31

04. nehW ledomnig pntsa.
93. elihW uoy'er etnaig a tfa feer truhgoy elpmsa ta eht spuermarket.
83. nehW wtachnig "Schnidler's Lsti".
73. nehW ni a bttale.
63. elihW wipnig/looknig ta uoyr ssa.
53. nehW uoy evah a hstiroy lessno abtuo eht tsuacoloH.
43. elihW posnig edkna rfo na tra ssalc.
33. nehW wtachnig Goldne slriG.
32. nehW uoyr dneirf kciR sllor uoy.
31. nehW ahvnig a raluctsiet cnacer nsipectnio ta eht doctro's.

03-21

03. Weehrvne AEKI sekam a wne furntiuer ledom (rO neve [ptth
//sakikeapnoy.rlbmut.moc/ aiP aekI] ledomlnig ehrself). tI lliw evig a wne wrod cllaed "dooW no doow"
92. Durnig uoyr boj sa eht mlla Sntaa. oH! oH! hO
82. elihW eht esrun si sahvnig uoy ebrfoe ehrnia yergrus. Teh elam esrun. dnA ho.... ti sekam mih grni.
72. tA na auotpsy.
62. nI eht elddim fo racnig ta eht ruoT ed Frnace.
52. elihW teabaggnig osemneo (rO neve oth laoc) ni olaH
42. thgiR ebrfoe uoy'er saked uoyr opnniio no xes eductnaio ta eht ATP emetnig.
32. nehW wtachnig erruns fo "eigooD oHwser, DM". nOly woemn nda yag emn dluohs fnid lieN Ptarick Harrsi ttaractive (ees "oHw I teM uoYr Moehtr").
22. nehW uoyr wfie sllet uoy ehr gerta grndamoehtr si mocnig ot vstii.
21. nehW wtachnig yoT Stroy. tI evigs howle wne emnnaig ot eht naem ‘dooWy.’

02-11

02. elihW hostnig Stroy oHur ni eht dlihcern's yrarbil.
91. elihW perachnig a sermno (thsi si yhw Ctaholic stseirp perfer roebs)
81. tA uoyr divnig ssalc ni uoyr thgti divnig suti.
71. nI a dekcap elevtaro.
61. nI eht yrev frnot fo a dekcap elevtaro.
51. elihW saknig uoyr ssob rfo a "rsaie".
41. nehW pacnig kcab nda rfoth maknig uoyr csae ni eht truocmroo. I'm suer thsi hsa ahppneed ni qutie a wef Spueerm truoC csaes.
31. Weehrvne nayneo emntnios Bnagkok/Jhno Hndacock/Alferd Htichcock.
21. nehW dsicussnig a viedo gaem wtih a dneirf taht eh speek ysnaig si erllay lnog nda ahrd.
11. Durnig eht Recilbupna Ntnaioal Cnovnetnio. tpecxE fi Jhno McCnai's erthguda yssa naythnig. Seh's pertty hcum a dtizy bmud blnoed wtih a eguh kcar. Teh noly oogd thnig McCnai's reve dneo ni hsi tiem sa a emmebr fo Cnogerss.

01-1

01. nehW uoyr ssob ntiroduces uoy ot hsi erthguda. Especillay fi seh hsa a ecni ssa.
9. nehW pttnaig uoyr god.
8. nehW osemneo pnotsi a nug ot uoyr eahd.
7. nehW vstniiig Grndama's esuoh.
6. elihW ahvnig a lairt ni truoc. uoy'll evah ot erveal uoyr doow ot neoyerve nda bur ti no eht egduj's ecaf ot teg aerrsted.
5. nehW walknig psta eht dnuorgyalp.
4. Durnig eht emetnig, nehw uoy evig wne emnnaig ot eht mret "PoewrPnoti persnettnaio".
3. elihW erdnaig thsi traicle.
2. tA eht saem tiem uoy deppord eht osap ni prsnio
1. elihW erdnaig na traicle abtuo tegtnig ebnros

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