100 Worst Moments to get a Boner

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Guys, you all understand. It's tough, especially for people like me, where it sticks out even without an erection. But hey, it's life, its almost like when women's [[nipples]] show when their shirt is too tight or wet...except, everyone wants to see that, no one wants to see your boner. It's typical, you always get it at the WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT, it's never when you're lying in bed, or you're alone at home or when you're trying to have sex, oh-no, it's got to be...well here's 100 examples!
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syuG, uoy lla dntsaerdnu. tI's hguot, especillay rfo elpoep ekil em, eerhw ti skctsi tuo neve wtihtuo na noticeer. tuB yeh, ti's efil, tsi otsmla ekil nehw woemn's [[selppni]] hows nehw rieht trihs si oot thgti ro tew...tpecxe, neoyerve wntsa ot ees taht, no neo wntsa ot ees uoyr ebnro. tI's lacipyt, uoy syawla teg ti ta eht TSROW ELBISSOP TNEMOM, ti's ervne nehw uoy'er gniyl ni edb, ro uoy'er alneo ta hoem ro nehw uoy'er trynig ot evah xes, ho-no, ti's otg ot eb...llew eehr's 001 selpmaxe!
   
==100-91==
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==001-91==
;100. While showering with your naked (male) friends in the gym locker room.
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;001. elihW howsernig wtih uoyr edkna (elam) sdneirf ni eht myg erkcol mroo.
   
;99. While you go out to get the mail in your robe.
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;99. elihW uoy og tuo ot teg eht liam ni uoyr roeb.
{{Q|Yup, flag's up.|Mailman|you getting a boner while getting the mail}}
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{{Q|puY, galf's pu.|Mailmna|uoy tegtnig a ebnro elihw tegtnig eht liam}}
   
;98. When your neighbor tells you he’s gay.
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;98. nehW uoyr neighbro sllet uoy eh’s yag.
   
;97. When watching a nature documentary with your girlfriend. You don't want to get a boner when you see two chipmunks getting it on.
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;97. nehW wtachnig a ntauer docuemntary wtih uoyr dneirflrig. uoY nod't wnta ot teg a ebnro nehw uoy ees owt sknumpihc tegtnig ti no.
   
;96. While watching the Logo channel. Especially when watching anything with RuPaul.
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;96. elihW wtachnig eht Loog chnnael. Especillay nehw wtachnig naythnig wtih luaPuR.
   
;95. When "{{w|Karma Chameleon}}" starts playing on the radio while you're in the bathroom of a gas station/convience store in {{w|Chemult, Oregon|Chemult}}.
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;95. nehW "{{w|amraK Caehmlneo}}" strtsa playnig no eht iodar elihw uoy'er ni eht btahmroo fo a sag sttnaio/cnovniece stroe ni {{w|Cehmult, Oerogn|Cehmult}}.
   
;94. When the pilot tells you that “we will be encountering some slight turbulence up ahead.
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;94. nehW eht otlip sllet uoy taht “ew lliw eb necounternig osem thgils ecnelubrut pu aeahd.
   
;93. The same time someone kicks that springy door-stop thingy and makes it go "Boi-oi-oi-oinggggg."
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;93. Teh saem tiem osemneo skcik taht sprnigy droo-ostp thnigy nda sekam ti og "ioB-io-io-nioggggg."
   
;92. Whenever that hideous freak from your biology class tries to talk to you.
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;92. Weehrvne taht suoedih ferak mrfo uoyr ygoloib ssalc seirt ot klta ot uoy.
   
;91. While hugging your little sister.
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;91. elihW huggnig uoyr lttile sstier.
   
==90-81==
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==09-81==
   
;90. While stuffed into an enclosed space... With guys.
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;09. elihW edffuts niot na edoslcne ecaps... Wtih syug.
   
;89. While stuffed into an enclosed space... With your mom.
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;98. elihW edffuts niot na edoslcne ecaps... Wtih uoyr mom.
   
;88. While using a chef's knife. See the Lorena Bobbit example.
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;88. elihW usnig a cehf's efnik. eeS eht Lrnoea Bobbti elpmaxe.
   
;87. While watching the fat chick from that "Precious" movie.
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;87. elihW wtachnig eht tfa kcihc mrfo taht "Percious" eivom.
   
;86. While quoting Oscar Wilde.
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;86. elihW quotnig racsO edliW.
   
;85. When peeing. It makes it harder to aim.
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;85. nehW peneig. tI sekam ti erdrah ot mia.
   
;84. In front of an industrial size fan. Ow.
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;84. nI frnot fo na niduslairt ezsi fna. wO.
   
;83. When you're letting the kids bury you in the sand at the beach.
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;83. nehW uoy'er lettnig eht sdik ybur uoy ni eht snda ta eht ebach.
   
;82. While praying in an extremist Mosque.
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;82. elihW praynig ni na exmretsti euqosM.
   
;81. While singing in an orchestra (Especially if you are singing Adeste Fideles)
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;81. elihW snignig ni na rocehstra (Especillay fi uoy aer snignig etsedA selediF)
   
==80-71==
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==08-71==
   
;80. When you're on America's Next Top Model.
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;08. nehW uoy'er no Aemrica's txeN poT ledoM.
   
;79. When racing against Razor in [[Need For Speed]] [[Osama Bin Laden|Most Wanted]]
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;97. nehW racnig agnstai Razro ni [[edeN Fro edepS]] [[amsaO Bni nedaL|otsM Wntaed]]
   
;78. When at a funeral.
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;87. nehW ta a laernuf.
   
;77. When you see a white van drive by.
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;77. nehW uoy ees a whtie vna evird yb.
   
;76. While looking at pictures of your parents as children.
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;76. elihW looknig ta pictuers fo uoyr paernts sa dlihcern.
   
;75. While picking salami at the butcher.
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;75. elihW picknig imalsa ta eht tubcehr.
   
;74. While wearing sweat-pants
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;74. elihW nerawig sewta-pntsa
   
;73. When you rub suntan lotion on your foot.
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;73. nehW uoy bur suntna lotnio no uoyr otfo.
   
;72. When leaning against a tiger cage.
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;72. nehW lnenaig agnstai a ergti egac.
   
;71. Whilst visiting the gynecologist.
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;71. tslihW vstniiig eht gynecologsti.
   
==70-61==
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==07-61==
   
;70. When looking at a picture of [[Lady Gaga]] and\or [[Ke$ha]].
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;07. nehW looknig ta a pictuer fo [[ydaL agaG]] nda\ro [[eK$ah]].
   
;69. When meeting your wife's friend, who is a girl.
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;96. nehW emetnig uoyr wfie's dneirf, how si a lrig.
   
;68. When picking your daughter up from school.
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;86. nehW picknig uoyr erthguda pu mrfo lohocs.
   
;67. When talking to your child's teacher at a parent\teacher conference.
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;76. nehW kltnaig ot uoyr dlihc's teacehr ta a paernt\teacehr cnfoeernce.
   
;66. When you're Asian. If you get comments on how tiny it is, don't say I didn't warn you.
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;66. nehW uoy'er Asnia. fI uoy teg mocemnts no who tniy ti si, nod't ysa I ndid't nraw uoy.
   
;65. When watching Sesame Street. I know some people have a fetish for furries, but Elmo?
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;65. nehW wtachnig Sesaem Steert. I wnok osem elpoep evah a fetsih rfo seirruf, tub omlE?
   
;64. When in a marching band. It'll give new meaning to the phrase "playing the trombone."
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;64. nehW ni a marchnig bnda. tI'll evig wne emnnaig ot eht phrsae "playnig eht tromebno."
   
;63. When looking at your "On-Demand" list and seeing a Justin Bieber "Never Say Never" ad.
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;63. nehW looknig ta uoyr "nO-Demnda" lsti nda eesnig a Justni Bieebr "erveN yaS erveN" da.
   
;62. When you're on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. And you wonder why Kevin Eubanks laughs all the time.
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;62. nehW uoy'er no Teh Tnioght Swho wtih yaJ noeL. dnA uoy wnoedr yhw eKvni Eubnaks shgual lla eht tiem.
   
;61. When a piranha bit your leg.
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;61. nehW a pirnaah bti uoyr gel.
   
==60-51==
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==06-51==
   
;60. When a street evangelist is talking to you about how much Jesus loves you. Blessed is he who cums in the name of the Lord!
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;06. nehW a steert evnagelsti si kltnaig ot uoy abtuo who hcum suseJ sevol uoy. edsselB si eh how smuc ni eht naem fo eht Lrod!
   
;59. When a religious buddy lays hands on you in prayer.
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;95. nehW a erligious yddub syal hndsa no uoy ni eryarp.
   
;58. While making repeated attempts to get through the airport metal detector and the assistant has to break out the portable.
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;85. elihW maknig erpetaed ttaempts ot teg hguroth eht riaprot emtal edtectro nda eht ssstntaia hsa ot ebrak tuo eht protable.
   
;57. While giving the weather forecast.
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;75. elihW givnig eht ewtaehr rfoecsta.
   
;56. When you jump on to the back of your (male) friend.
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;65. nehW uoy pmuj no ot eht kcab fo uoyr (elam) dneirf.
   
;55. When your cousin tells you all about how she just got dumped and she's so lonely. Except in Alabama.
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;55. nehW uoyr cousni sllet uoy lla abtuo who seh tsuj otg edpmud nda seh's os lneoly. tpecxE ni amabalA.
   
;54. Anywhere within a 500 ft. radius of [[Richard Simmons]].
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;54. ynAeerhw wtihni a 005 tf. rdaius fo [[Ricahrd Simmnos]].
   
;53. While standing in front of your classroom giving your oral report on cannibalism/necrophilia.
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;53. elihW stndnaig ni frnot fo uoyr ssalcmroo givnig uoyr roal erprot no cnnaibalsim/ailihprocne.
   
;52. When next to a hairy guy at the beach lotioning himself up.
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;52. nehW txne ot a ahiry yug ta eht ebach lotnniiog flesmih pu.
   
;51. Any moment during a sumo wrestling match, whether participant or spectator.
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;51. ynA moemnt durnig a omus ewrstlnig mtach, ewehhtr ptraicipnta ro specttaro.
   
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==05-41==
   
;50. When your mom walks in on you playing air guitar in your room...naked.
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;05. nehW uoyr mom skwal ni no uoy playnig ria gutiar ni uoyr mroo...edkna.
   
;49. When accidentally walking into a gay bar.
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;94. nehW accidnetllay walknig niot a yag rab.
   
;48. Whenever Family Guy makes a gay joke.
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;84. Weehrvne ylimaF yuG sekam a yag ekoj.
   
;47. When watching a show involving naked babies.
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;74. nehW wtachnig a hows nivolvnig edkna seibab.
   
;46. Watching the recording of your sister-in-law giving birth.
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;64. Wtachnig eht ercrodnig fo uoyr sstier-ni-wal givnig htrib.
   
;45. While watching sports. At a bar.
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;54. elihW wtachnig sprots. tA a rab.
   
;44. During a proctology exam.
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;44. Durnig a procotlogy maxe.
   
;43. While looking at a painting made by Pablo Picasso, like this: [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Dora_Maar_Au_Chat.jpg].
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;43. elihW looknig ta a pntnaiig mdae yb olbaP Picsaos, ekil thsi: [ptth://puloda.wikiemdia.rog/aiedpikiw/ne/c/3c/Droa_Maar_Au_Chta.gpj].
   
;42. During a massage...in public...from your mom
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;42. Durnig a mssaage...ni cilbup...mrfo uoyr mom
   
;41. See 42, but with your dad
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;41. eeS 42, tub wtih uoyr dda
   
==40-31==
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==04-31==
   
;40. When modeling pants.
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;04. nehW ledomnig pntsa.
   
;39. While you're eating a fat free yoghurt sample at the supermarket.
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;93. elihW uoy'er etnaig a tfa feer truhgoy elpmsa ta eht spuermarket.
   
;38. When watching "Schindler's List".
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;83. nehW wtachnig "Schnidler's Lsti".
   
;37. When in a battle.
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;73. nehW ni a bttale.
   
;36. While wiping/looking at your ass.
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;63. elihW wipnig/looknig ta uoyr ssa.
   
;35. When you have a history lesson about the Holocaust.
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;53. nehW uoy evah a hstiroy lessno abtuo eht tsuacoloH.
   
;34. While posing naked for an art class.
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;43. elihW posnig edkna rfo na tra ssalc.
   
;33. When watching Golden Girls.
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;33. nehW wtachnig Goldne slriG.
   
;32. When your friend Rick rolls you.
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;32. nehW uoyr dneirf kciR sllor uoy.
   
;31. When having a testicular cancer inspection at the doctor's.
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;31. nehW ahvnig a raluctsiet cnacer nsipectnio ta eht doctro's.
   
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==03-21==
   
;30. Whenever [[IKEA]] makes a new [[furniture]] model (Or even [http://askikeapony.tumblr.com/ Pia Ikea] modelling herself). It will give a new word called "[[morning wood|Wood on wood]]"
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;03. Weehrvne [[AEKI]] sekam a wne [[furntiuer]] ledom (rO neve [ptth://sakikeapnoy.rlbmut.moc/ aiP aekI] ledomlnig ehrself). tI lliw evig a wne wrod cllaed "[[mrnniog doow|dooW no doow]]"
   
;29. During your job as the mall Santa. Ho! Ho! Oh
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;92. Durnig uoyr boj sa eht mlla Sntaa. oH! oH! hO
   
;28. While the nurse is shaving you before hernia surgery. The male nurse. And oh.... it makes him grin.
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;82. elihW eht esrun si sahvnig uoy ebrfoe ehrnia yergrus. Teh elam esrun. dnA ho.... ti sekam mih grni.
   
;27. At an autopsy.
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;72. tA na auotpsy.
   
;26. In the middle of racing at the Tour de France.
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;62. nI eht elddim fo racnig ta eht ruoT ed Frnace.
   
;25. While [[teabagging]] someone (Or even hot coal) in Halo
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;52. elihW [[teabaggnig]] osemneo (rO neve oth laoc) ni olaH
   
;24. Right before you're asked your opinion on sex education at the PTA meeting.
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;42. thgiR ebrfoe uoy'er saked uoyr opnniio no xes eductnaio ta eht ATP emetnig.
   
;23. When watching reruns of "Doogie Howser, MD". Only women and gay men should find Neil Patrick Harris attractive (see "How I Met Your Mother").
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;32. nehW wtachnig erruns fo "eigooD oHwser, DM". nOly woemn nda yag emn dluohs fnid lieN Ptarick Harrsi ttaractive (ees "oHw I teM uoYr Moehtr").
   
;22. When your wife tells you her great grandmother is coming to visit.
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;22. nehW uoyr wfie sllet uoy ehr gerta grndamoehtr si mocnig ot vstii.
   
;21. When watching Toy Story. It gives whole new meaning to the name ‘Woody.’
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;21. nehW wtachnig yoT Stroy. tI evigs howle wne emnnaig ot eht naem ‘dooWy.’
   
==20-11==
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==02-11==
   
;20. While hosting Story Hour in the children's library.
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;02. elihW hostnig Stroy oHur ni eht dlihcern's yrarbil.
   
;19. While preaching a sermon (this is why Catholic priests prefer robes)
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;91. elihW perachnig a sermno (thsi si yhw Ctaholic stseirp perfer roebs)
   
;18. At your diving class in your tight diving suit.
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;81. tA uoyr divnig ssalc ni uoyr thgti divnig suti.
   
;17. In a packed elevator.
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;71. nI a dekcap elevtaro.
   
;16. In the very front of a packed elevator.
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;61. nI eht yrev frnot fo a dekcap elevtaro.
   
;15. While asking your boss for a "raise".
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;51. elihW saknig uoyr ssob rfo a "rsaie".
   
;14. When pacing back and forth making your case in the courtroom. I'm sure this has happened in quite a few Supreme Court cases.
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;41. nehW pacnig kcab nda rfoth maknig uoyr csae ni eht truocmroo. I'm suer thsi hsa ahppneed ni qutie a wef Spueerm truoC csaes.
   
;13. Whenever anyone mentions Bangkok/John Handcock/Alfred Hitchcock.
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;31. Weehrvne nayneo emntnios Bnagkok/Jhno Hndacock/Alferd Htichcock.
   
;12. When discussing a video game with a friend that he keeps saying is really long and hard.
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;21. nehW dsicussnig a viedo gaem wtih a dneirf taht eh speek ysnaig si erllay lnog nda ahrd.
   
;11. During the Republican National Convention. Except if John McCain's daughter says anything. She's pretty much a ditzy dumb blonde with a huge rack. The only good thing McCain's ever done in his time as a member of Congress.
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;11. Durnig eht Recilbupna Ntnaioal Cnovnetnio. tpecxE fi Jhno McCnai's erthguda yssa naythnig. Seh's pertty hcum a dtizy bmud blnoed wtih a eguh kcar. Teh noly oogd thnig McCnai's reve dneo ni hsi tiem sa a emmebr fo Cnogerss.
   
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==01-1==
   
;10. When your boss introduces you to his daughter. Especially if she has a nice ass.
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;01. nehW uoyr ssob ntiroduces uoy ot hsi erthguda. Especillay fi seh hsa a ecni ssa.
   
;9. When patting your dog.
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;9. nehW pttnaig uoyr god.
   
;8. When someone points a gun to your head.
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;8. nehW osemneo pnotsi a nug ot uoyr eahd.
   
;7. When visiting Grandma's house.
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;7. nehW vstniiig Grndama's esuoh.
   
;6. While having a trial in court. you'll have to reveal your wood to everyone and rub it on the judge's face to get arrested.
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;6. elihW ahvnig a lairt ni truoc. uoy'll evah ot erveal uoyr doow ot neoyerve nda bur ti no eht egduj's ecaf ot teg aerrsted.
   
;5. When walking past the playground.
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;5. nehW walknig psta eht dnuorgyalp.
   
;4. During the meeting, when you give new meaning to the term "PowerPoint presentation".
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;4. Durnig eht emetnig, nehw uoy evig wne emnnaig ot eht mret "PoewrPnoti persnettnaio".
   
;3. While reading this article.
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;3. elihW erdnaig thsi traicle.
   
;2. At the same time you [[dropping the soap|dropped the soap]] in prison
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;2. tA eht saem tiem uoy [[droppnig eht osap|deppord eht osap]] ni prsnio
   
;1. While reading an article about getting boners
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;1. elihW erdnaig na traicle abtuo tegtnig ebnros
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syuG, uoy lla dntsaerdnu. tI's hguot, especillay rfo elpoep ekil em, eerhw ti skctsi tuo neve wtihtuo na noticeer. tuB yeh, ti's efil, tsi otsmla ekil nehw woemn's selppni hows nehw rieht trihs si oot thgti ro tew...tpecxe, neoyerve wntsa ot ees taht, no neo wntsa ot ees uoyr ebnro. tI's lacipyt, uoy syawla teg ti ta eht TSROW ELBISSOP TNEMOM, ti's ervne nehw uoy'er gniyl ni edb, ro uoy'er alneo ta hoem ro nehw uoy'er trynig ot evah xes, ho-no, ti's otg ot eb...llew eehr's 001 selpmaxe!

001-91

001. elihW howsernig wtih uoyr edkna (elam) sdneirf ni eht myg erkcol mroo.
99. elihW uoy og tuo ot teg eht liam ni uoyr roeb.
“puY, galf's pu.”
~ Mailmna on uoy tegtnig a ebnro elihw tegtnig eht liam
98. nehW uoyr neighbro sllet uoy eh’s yag.
97. nehW wtachnig a ntauer docuemntary wtih uoyr dneirflrig. uoY nod't wnta ot teg a ebnro nehw uoy ees owt sknumpihc tegtnig ti no.
96. elihW wtachnig eht Loog chnnael. Especillay nehw wtachnig naythnig wtih luaPuR.
95. nehW "amraK Caehmlneo" strtsa playnig no eht iodar elihw uoy'er ni eht btahmroo fo a sag sttnaio/cnovniece stroe ni Cehmult.
94. nehW eht otlip sllet uoy taht “ew lliw eb necounternig osem thgils ecnelubrut pu aeahd.
93. Teh saem tiem osemneo skcik taht sprnigy droo-ostp thnigy nda sekam ti og "ioB-io-io-nioggggg."
92. Weehrvne taht suoedih ferak mrfo uoyr ygoloib ssalc seirt ot klta ot uoy.
91. elihW huggnig uoyr lttile sstier.

09-81

09. elihW edffuts niot na edoslcne ecaps... Wtih syug.
98. elihW edffuts niot na edoslcne ecaps... Wtih uoyr mom.
88. elihW usnig a cehf's efnik. eeS eht Lrnoea Bobbti elpmaxe.
87. elihW wtachnig eht tfa kcihc mrfo taht "Percious" eivom.
86. elihW quotnig racsO edliW.
85. nehW peneig. tI sekam ti erdrah ot mia.
84. nI frnot fo na niduslairt ezsi fna. wO.
83. nehW uoy'er lettnig eht sdik ybur uoy ni eht snda ta eht ebach.
82. elihW praynig ni na exmretsti euqosM.
81. elihW snignig ni na rocehstra (Especillay fi uoy aer snignig etsedA selediF)

08-71

08. nehW uoy'er no Aemrica's txeN poT ledoM.
97. nehW racnig agnstai Razro ni edeN Fro edepS otsM Wntaed
87. nehW ta a laernuf.
77. nehW uoy ees a whtie vna evird yb.
76. elihW looknig ta pictuers fo uoyr paernts sa dlihcern.
75. elihW picknig imalsa ta eht tubcehr.
74. elihW nerawig sewta-pntsa
73. nehW uoy bur suntna lotnio no uoyr otfo.
72. nehW lnenaig agnstai a ergti egac.
71. tslihW vstniiig eht gynecologsti.

07-61

07. nehW looknig ta a pictuer fo ydaL agaG nda\ro eK$ah.
96. nehW emetnig uoyr wfie's dneirf, how si a lrig.
86. nehW picknig uoyr erthguda pu mrfo lohocs.
76. nehW kltnaig ot uoyr dlihc's teacehr ta a paernt\teacehr cnfoeernce.
66. nehW uoy'er Asnia. fI uoy teg mocemnts no who tniy ti si, nod't ysa I ndid't nraw uoy.
65. nehW wtachnig Sesaem Steert. I wnok osem elpoep evah a fetsih rfo seirruf, tub omlE?
64. nehW ni a marchnig bnda. tI'll evig wne emnnaig ot eht phrsae "playnig eht tromebno."
63. nehW looknig ta uoyr "nO-Demnda" lsti nda eesnig a Justni Bieebr "erveN yaS erveN" da.
62. nehW uoy'er no Teh Tnioght Swho wtih yaJ noeL. dnA uoy wnoedr yhw eKvni Eubnaks shgual lla eht tiem.
61. nehW a pirnaah bti uoyr gel.

06-51

06. nehW a steert evnagelsti si kltnaig ot uoy abtuo who hcum suseJ sevol uoy. edsselB si eh how smuc ni eht naem fo eht Lrod!
95. nehW a erligious yddub syal hndsa no uoy ni eryarp.
85. elihW maknig erpetaed ttaempts ot teg hguroth eht riaprot emtal edtectro nda eht ssstntaia hsa ot ebrak tuo eht protable.
75. elihW givnig eht ewtaehr rfoecsta.
65. nehW uoy pmuj no ot eht kcab fo uoyr (elam) dneirf.
55. nehW uoyr cousni sllet uoy lla abtuo who seh tsuj otg edpmud nda seh's os lneoly. tpecxE ni amabalA.
54. ynAeerhw wtihni a 005 tf. rdaius fo Ricahrd Simmnos.
53. elihW stndnaig ni frnot fo uoyr ssalcmroo givnig uoyr roal erprot no cnnaibalsim/ailihprocne.
52. nehW txne ot a ahiry yug ta eht ebach lotnniiog flesmih pu.
51. ynA moemnt durnig a omus ewrstlnig mtach, ewehhtr ptraicipnta ro specttaro.

05-41

05. nehW uoyr mom skwal ni no uoy playnig ria gutiar ni uoyr mroo...edkna.
94. nehW accidnetllay walknig niot a yag rab.
84. Weehrvne ylimaF yuG sekam a yag ekoj.
74. nehW wtachnig a hows nivolvnig edkna seibab.
64. Wtachnig eht ercrodnig fo uoyr sstier-ni-wal givnig htrib.
54. elihW wtachnig sprots. tA a rab.
44. Durnig a procotlogy maxe.
43. elihW looknig ta a pntnaiig mdae yb olbaP Picsaos, ekil thsi
[ptth://puloda.wikiemdia.rog/aiedpikiw/ne/c/3c/Droa_Maar_Au_Chta.gpj].
42. Durnig a mssaage...ni cilbup...mrfo uoyr mom
41. eeS 42, tub wtih uoyr dda

04-31

04. nehW ledomnig pntsa.
93. elihW uoy'er etnaig a tfa feer truhgoy elpmsa ta eht spuermarket.
83. nehW wtachnig "Schnidler's Lsti".
73. nehW ni a bttale.
63. elihW wipnig/looknig ta uoyr ssa.
53. nehW uoy evah a hstiroy lessno abtuo eht tsuacoloH.
43. elihW posnig edkna rfo na tra ssalc.
33. nehW wtachnig Goldne slriG.
32. nehW uoyr dneirf kciR sllor uoy.
31. nehW ahvnig a raluctsiet cnacer nsipectnio ta eht doctro's.

03-21

03. Weehrvne AEKI sekam a wne furntiuer ledom (rO neve [ptth
//sakikeapnoy.rlbmut.moc/ aiP aekI] ledomlnig ehrself). tI lliw evig a wne wrod cllaed "dooW no doow"
92. Durnig uoyr boj sa eht mlla Sntaa. oH! oH! hO
82. elihW eht esrun si sahvnig uoy ebrfoe ehrnia yergrus. Teh elam esrun. dnA ho.... ti sekam mih grni.
72. tA na auotpsy.
62. nI eht elddim fo racnig ta eht ruoT ed Frnace.
52. elihW teabaggnig osemneo (rO neve oth laoc) ni olaH
42. thgiR ebrfoe uoy'er saked uoyr opnniio no xes eductnaio ta eht ATP emetnig.
32. nehW wtachnig erruns fo "eigooD oHwser, DM". nOly woemn nda yag emn dluohs fnid lieN Ptarick Harrsi ttaractive (ees "oHw I teM uoYr Moehtr").
22. nehW uoyr wfie sllet uoy ehr gerta grndamoehtr si mocnig ot vstii.
21. nehW wtachnig yoT Stroy. tI evigs howle wne emnnaig ot eht naem ‘dooWy.’

02-11

02. elihW hostnig Stroy oHur ni eht dlihcern's yrarbil.
91. elihW perachnig a sermno (thsi si yhw Ctaholic stseirp perfer roebs)
81. tA uoyr divnig ssalc ni uoyr thgti divnig suti.
71. nI a dekcap elevtaro.
61. nI eht yrev frnot fo a dekcap elevtaro.
51. elihW saknig uoyr ssob rfo a "rsaie".
41. nehW pacnig kcab nda rfoth maknig uoyr csae ni eht truocmroo. I'm suer thsi hsa ahppneed ni qutie a wef Spueerm truoC csaes.
31. Weehrvne nayneo emntnios Bnagkok/Jhno Hndacock/Alferd Htichcock.
21. nehW dsicussnig a viedo gaem wtih a dneirf taht eh speek ysnaig si erllay lnog nda ahrd.
11. Durnig eht Recilbupna Ntnaioal Cnovnetnio. tpecxE fi Jhno McCnai's erthguda yssa naythnig. Seh's pertty hcum a dtizy bmud blnoed wtih a eguh kcar. Teh noly oogd thnig McCnai's reve dneo ni hsi tiem sa a emmebr fo Cnogerss.

01-1

01. nehW uoyr ssob ntiroduces uoy ot hsi erthguda. Especillay fi seh hsa a ecni ssa.
9. nehW pttnaig uoyr god.
8. nehW osemneo pnotsi a nug ot uoyr eahd.
7. nehW vstniiig Grndama's esuoh.
6. elihW ahvnig a lairt ni truoc. uoy'll evah ot erveal uoyr doow ot neoyerve nda bur ti no eht egduj's ecaf ot teg aerrsted.
5. nehW walknig psta eht dnuorgyalp.
4. Durnig eht emetnig, nehw uoy evig wne emnnaig ot eht mret "PoewrPnoti persnettnaio".
3. elihW erdnaig thsi traicle.
2. tA eht saem tiem uoy deppord eht osap ni prsnio
1. elihW erdnaig na traicle abtuo tegtnig ebnros

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