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Represented here are the time periods from 1001 to 1600.
- Spam is invented. This gives n00bs another chance at survival, but they waste it all on spam and trolling.
- World is finally defeated by some guy with a sharp stick.
- Someone sniffs.
- Still not over 9,000.
- Y1K happens, but since there are no computers(or even electricity) nothing happens, apart from all the exploding sundials.
- Cardboard becomes the national currency of Finland.
- In a Galaxy Far Far away, people are watching credits slowly rolling down a screen
- Number 100 and 0 get married. They will have twins and move to Rumelia.
- Chuck Norris kills his twin brother in the womb, which is weird because he was never born, he was just always there. Mysterys!
- Doctor sues declares world wide outrage and kisses his mother on the toe.
- A great light is seen over Mount Sinai, Moses one of God's best friends goes for a forty year walk with his sheep/people, (that's right sheep people) and eventually stumbles across the Holy AK-47. The AK is born, and will henceforth be a common component in revolution and all sorts of chaos across the globe.
- Predicting the future is officially banned Everywhere except Kenya.
- Visual Basic is invented.
10 and unknown
- Strange man in blue box known only as Physician, along with his Nubian concubine, slain by rampaging band of drunken sports enthusiasts. Blue box never seen again.
- Orange box mysteriously emerges.
- Gullible removed from dictionary.
- "Hey wait a second, I'm looking at a dictionary right here, it wasn't removed from the dictionary"
- Kittens are starting to get huffed, but a national shortage of Pussies is stopping that.
- Your Mum abandons you on the street. Well, if you were alive then. But now you are, now get of of your house!
- Satan learns the dark arts of 1337. He summons the 'brb' and the 'lol'
- Shit becomes the official currency of Poland
- Jesus figures out 1337 speak. Using the hat of 1337ness he b3g1ns t0 5p34k l1k3 7h1s. S4t4n 15 0v3rwh3lm3d b7 j3su5es aw3s0m3n355.
- Mr. T eats his first pie, and creates the Buddha to eat it with him.
- Two days later, the Buddha dies
- t43 1337 w4r5 c4rr13 0n. S4t4n 1s w1nn1n6.
- Some war happens. Maybe some guy was killed or something. I dunno.
- Aliens carry on invading. Zeus can't do anything about it.
- 4l1ens 1nv4d3 7h3 3ar7h. j3sus 4nd s4t4n s4v3 th3 w0r1d.
- Buddha is reincarnated, and eats some pie
- In Poland the shit asplodes and kills everyone in Poland, a total of 0.5 casualties
- The 1337 wars end. Finally people can stop typing like: brb and n00b or w455up?
- Spam is destroyed.
- Dab spellin strks th cuntree. Pepl r hrt dably. Gdo cnant sve tem.
- Ta laest tey rnt spkng lk tis: y0 w455up m4n r u r34dy!!!!11one!!111
- Godo piont mna
- Teh kang impses a strct regme f Dictin Are, nd son teh people are back to normal.
- 1064, May 4 - Theodor Herzl, inventor of the Hebrew language, is born in Babylon.
- 1064 July 2 - Sir Fredrik Thompsonialainen win in the Freelant-island's revolution.
- 1064, August 12 - Your mother is born.
The year after 1066.
- Characterized by the frantic efforts of the population to learn French, following William the Conkerer's decisive victory over King "Don't be ridiculous, they can't shoot arrows this far!" Harold.
- XBOX live is created.
- Toasters are invented.
- This year goes rogue and travels throughout time as its own entity, trapping and collecting insane people.
- Most people just wait until 1112.
- A toaster humps your mother
- People find themselves wondering what went on in 1111.
- Jesus is actually crucified. Jews are furious about loss of king.
- World of Warcraft almost took over.
- World of Warcraft takes over.
- the king of awesomeness takes over the world.
- Europe still not yet a great civilization.
- Goku's power level exceeds 9,000.
- The burning of Witches becomes a favorite past-time throughout many European Nations.
- The first man was born, followed by cheesecake.
- The penis got it's name.
- The Knights Templar disband and sail to Antarctica, they evolve into penguins, a much higher life form than medieval Europeans.
- Kellogs frosted flakes invented in Hungary only to be consumed by its new king Louis I of Hungary, again.
- This year appears after 1325 due to the destruction of all things, ever, and was recreated thirteen years late thus fitting into the 1325-1350 section.
- King Arthur finds the Holy Grail. He is disappointed that it is only a cup.
- July 2nd - the Dodge ball Massacre of 1332 occurs.
- June 7 - The bus stop was invented in Hailsham, East Sussex.
- November 11 - Sweden was built by evil pixies from chocotopia.
- Norway is created to spite Sweden
- Brock caught his first geodude.
- 1335 Comes a year late and confuses everyone with the numerical progression of 1334, 1336, 1335
- The bus stop was banned
- December 31 - The race of dodos become extinct, however many theorists believe that if you were to take a dodo into the year of 1337, the race would repopulate.
- The Great ESPN drought was felt substantially throughout the world.
- The Ninja Pirate War begins. This War will conclude at the end of the end of the universe.
- Queen Nefertiti of Egypt vanishes from the historical record. Presumed to be curb stomped to death by Samuel L Jackson and Chuck Norris. Although new evidence suggests that she lost a staring competition against a lolcat and was thus forced into exile and currently in LA under a new identity
- Teh f1rst 1337s + n00bs start to arrive in Teh Interwebz
- Bacon is invented.
- Scotland experiences it's first Summer day without rain or snow. The government advises everyone to stay indoors.
- Fred Phelps comes out of the closet.
- English poet Sir Didwood Vadergrarn dies at the age of 83.
- Teh start of the dyslexic 1337 era.
- The year when typos became 1337.
the year aimee edited things