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This page is a member of the Uncyclopedia Timeline. If an event isn't listed in the timeline, it most likely happened.

Represented here are the time periods from 1001 to 1600.




1000-1025

1000

  • Spam is invented. This gives n00bs another chance at survival, but they waste it all on spam and trolling.
Spam

The butchers invented these.

  • World is finally defeated by some guy with a sharp stick.
  • Someone sniffs.
  • Still not over 9,000.
  • Y1K happens, but since there are no computers(or even electricity) nothing happens, apart from all the exploding sundials.
  • Cardboard becomes the national currency of Finland.
  • In a Galaxy Far Far away, people are watching credits slowly rolling down a screen
  • Number 100 and 0 get married. They will have twins and move to Rumelia.
  • Chuck Norris kills his twin brother in the womb, which is weird because he was never born, he was just always there. Mysterys!
  • Doctor sues declares world wide outrage and kisses his mother on the toe.
  • A great light is seen over Mount Sinai, Moses one of God's best friends goes for a forty year walk with his sheep/people, (that's right sheep people) and eventually stumbles across the Holy AK-47. The AK is born, and will henceforth be a common component in revolution and all sorts of chaos across the globe.
Ailluminated

Shit!!

1012

  • Predicting the future is officially banned Everywhere except Kenya.
  • Visual Basic is invented.


10 and unknown

  • Strange man in blue box known only as Physician, along with his Nubian concubine, slain by rampaging band of drunken sports enthusiasts. Blue box never seen again.
  • Orange box mysteriously emerges.
  • Gullible removed from dictionary.
  • "Hey wait a second, I'm looking at a dictionary right here, it wasn't removed from the dictionary"

1013

  • Kittens are starting to get huffed, but a national shortage of Pussies is stopping that.
  • Your Mum abandons you on the street. Well, if you were alive then. But now you are, now get of of your house!
  • Satan learns the dark arts of 1337. He summons the 'brb' and the 'lol'

1014

  • Shit becomes the official currency of Poland
  • Jesus figures out 1337 speak. Using the hat of 1337ness he b3g1ns t0 5p34k l1k3 7h1s. S4t4n 15 0v3rwh3lm3d b7 j3su5es aw3s0m3n355.
  • Mr. T eats his first pie, and creates the Buddha to eat it with him.
  • Two days later, the Buddha dies

1015

  • t43 1337 w4r5 c4rr13 0n. S4t4n 1s w1nn1n6.
  • Some war happens. Maybe some guy was killed or something. I dunno.
  • Aliens carry on invading. Zeus can't do anything about it.

1016

  • 4l1ens 1nv4d3 7h3 3ar7h. j3sus 4nd s4t4n s4v3 th3 w0r1d.
  • Buddha is reincarnated, and eats some pie
  • In Poland the shit asplodes and kills everyone in Poland, a total of 0.5 casualties

1017

  • The 1337 wars end. Finally people can stop typing like: brb and n00b or w455up?
  • Spam is destroyed.

1018

  • Dab spellin strks th cuntree. Pepl r hrt dably. Gdo cnant sve tem.
  • Ta laest tey rnt spkng lk tis: y0 w455up m4n r u r34dy!!!!11one!!111
  • Godo piont mna

1019

  • Teh kang impses a strct regme f Dictin Are, nd son teh people are back to normal.

1020

1050-1075

1064

  • 1064, May 4 - Theodor Herzl, inventor of the Hebrew language, is born in Babylon.
  • 1064 July 2 - Sir Fredrik Thompsonialainen win in the Freelant-island's revolution.
  • 1064, August 12 - Your mother is born.
Hastin9

King Harold, pwn3d by William

1067

The year after 1066.

  • Characterized by the frantic efforts of the population to learn French, following William the Conkerer's decisive victory over King "Don't be ridiculous, they can't shoot arrows this far!" Harold.
  • XBOX live is created.

1100-1125

1101

  • Toasters are invented.

1111

  • This year goes rogue and travels throughout time as its own entity, trapping and collecting insane people.
  • Most people just wait until 1112.

1112

  • A toaster humps your mother
  • People find themselves wondering what went on in 1111.

1121

  • Jesus is actually crucified. Jews are furious about loss of king.
  • World of Warcraft almost took over.

1125-1150

1129

  • World of Warcraft takes over.

1130

1140

  • Europe still not yet a great civilization.
  • Goku's power level exceeds 9,000.

1200-1299

1300-1325

Gbs-silly-eyes

George "Bernard" Shaw in action.


1400-1499

1500-1600