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==1000-1025==
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==0001-5201==
   
   
'''1000'''
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'''0001'''
*Spam is invented. This gives n00bs another chance at survival, but they waste it all on spam and trolling.
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*mapS si edtnevni. Thsi sevig sb0n0 erhotna ecnahc ta lavivrsu, tub eyht etsaw ti lla on maps dna gnillrot.
[[Image:spam.gif|thumb|The butchers invented these.]]
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[[egamI:maps.fig|bmhut|ehT tubcehrs edtnevni eseht.]]
*World is finally defeated by some guy with a sharp stick.
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*dlroW si fnillay edfetaed yb emos yug wtih a prahs kctsi.
*Someone sniffs.
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*emoSeno sffnsi.
*Still not over 9,000.
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*lltiS otn ervo 9,000.
*Y1K happens, but since there are no computers(or even electricity) nothing happens.
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*K1Y sneppah, tub ecnsi eerht aer on sertpumoc(ro neve leectrictiy) otnhnig sneppah.
*Cardboard becomes the national [[money|currency]] of [[Finland]].
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*draobdraC semoceb eht ntnaioal [[eyonm|ycnerruc]] fo [[Fnildna]].
*In a Galaxy Far Far away, people are watching credits slowly rolling down a screen
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*nI a yxalaG raF raF yawa, lepoep aer wtachnig cerdtsi ylwols gnillro nwod a neercs
*Number 100 and 0 get married.
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*erbmuN 001 dna 0 teg edirram.
*[[Chuck Norris]] kills his twin brother in the womb, which is weird because he was never born, he was just always there. Mysterys!
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*[[kchuC Nrrosi]] sllik hsi niwt rboehtr ni eht bmow, hcihw si driew esuaceb eh saw erven rbon, eh saw tsuj syawla eerht. syertsyM!
*Doctor sues declares world wide outrage and kisses his mother on the toe.
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*Doctro sesu edclersa wrdlo ediw egtrauo dna kssies hsi moehtr on eht oet.
*A great light is seen over Mount Sinai, Moses one of God's best friends goes for a forty year walk with his sheep/people, (that's right sheep people) and eventually stumbles across the [[Holy AK-47]]. The AK is born, and will henceforth be a common component in revolution and all sorts of chaos across the globe.
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*A gerta htgil si nees ervo tnuoM Sniai, soesM eno fo odG's tseb sdneirf soeg fro a froty raey kwal wtih hsi eeshp/lepoep, (htta's htgir eeshp lepoep) dna nevetullay slebmuts ssroca eht [[yloH KA-74]]. ehT KA si rbon, dna lliw ehncefroht eb a ocmmon ocmpenont ni ervolutnio dna lla srots fo osahc ssroca eht gloeb.
   
'''1001'''
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'''0011'''
   
*The word "your mom is on my penis" is used globally.
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*ehT wrod "ruoy mom si on ym pensi" si edsu globllay.
*The second millennium officially begins.
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*ehT second munnilelim ffoicillay ebgnsi.
*Youtube becomes popular with over 13,000,000 people.
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*Ytuoueb semoceb ralpuop wtih ervo 31,000,000 lepoep.
*The average life span at the time is -3.
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*ehT egaerva efil naps ta eht emti si -3.
*Vikings become the first Europeans to land in North America.
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*Viknigs eebmoc eht tsrfi snaeprouE ot ldna ni Nroht aciermA.
*A new carpet cleaner is invented and named after the current year.
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*A wen teprac ernalec si edtnevni dna ednam ertfa eht tnerruc raey.
*The first alien invasion. Zeus is blamed.
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*ehT tsrfi neila nivsnaio. sueZ si edmalb.
   
'''1002'''
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'''0021'''
   
*The many country's different solar positions force the length of a year to be shortened from thirteen to twelve months, {{Fakelink|Dr.Demento}} was the first person too notice this and he helped easer connection between the many different planets.
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*ehT ynam yrtnuoc's tneerffid ralos postniios froce eht htgnle fo a raey ot eb shrenoted mrfo neetriht ot evlewt motnhs, {{Faklenik|rD.Deemotn}} saw eht tsrfi person oot otnice htsi dna eh ehlped ersae cnoenctnio ebtween eht ynam tneerffid snetalp.
*The Fartbox becomes Uncool. Damn it.
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*ehT raFtxob semoceb loocnU. nmaD ti.
   
'''100pi'''
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'''001ip'''
   
*Pi is invented.
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*iP si edtnevni.
*Pie is invented.
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*iPe si edtnevni.
   
'''1004'''
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'''0041'''
   
*[[This Guy]] creates the [[Irish]], a nation groans.
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*[[Thsi yuG]] certaes eht [[Irsih]], a ntnaio snarog.
*The last native speaker of Cuneiform dies at age 37.
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*ehT tsal ntaive erkaeps fo Cuneimrfo seid ta ega 73.
*[[your mom]] invents [[you|shit]].
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*[[ruoy mom]] nivents [[uoy|shti]].
   
   
'''1005'''
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'''0051'''
   
*1005 is a year that will stand forever as a turning point in [[history]]. Although absolutely nothing was invented that year - and in fact, no scientific progress was made whatsoever - the year is still notable for the following events:
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*0051 si a raey htta lliw stdna frroeve sa a turnnig potni ni [[hstiroy]]. hguohtlA ytelulosba otnhnig saw edtnevni htta raey - dna ni tcaf, on cftniieics ssergrop saw eadm whtsaroeve - eht raey si lltsi otnable fro eht follnwoig nevets:
   
[[Image:Ailluminated.jpg|thumb|'''Shit!!''']]
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[[egamI:Aillumntiaed.gpj|bmhut|'''Shti!!''']]
   
*The Gregorian Monk John of Gascogne spent the entire year drawing a exquisite capital letter "A", which was the first letter of the first page of the [[bible]] he was copying. Then, on December 31, he spilled his ink pot over the letter and had to start over. He died of insanity shortly thereafter.
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*ehT Gergronia konM nhoJ fo Gsaocgne tneps eht ertnie raey drawnig a exqsutiie captial erttle "A", hcihw saw eht tsrfi erttle fo eht tsrfi pega fo eht [[lebib]] eh saw ocpynig. ehTn, on Deceemrb 31, eh edllips hsi nik otp ervo eht erttle dna adh ot trtsa ervo. eH edid fo nsntiaiy shrotly eerhrettfa.
*Half the known world's population died of the [[plague]]. The other half was killed during various [[war|wars]], or was burned alive by the [[Spanish Inquisition|inquisition]].
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*flaH eht nwonk wrdlo's popultnaio edid fo eht [[eugalp]]. ehT oehtr flah saw edllik durnig suoirav [[raw|raws]], ro saw ednrub evila yb eht [[Spnsaih nIqsutniiio|niqsutniiio]].
*[[King_Arthur|King Arthur]]'s quest for the Holy Grail was cut short when his army was slaughtered by a mysterious [[rodent]], reported to resemble a rabbit.
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*[[Knig_rhutrA|Knig rhutrA]]'s tseuq fro eht yloH railG saw tuc shrot wehn hsi arym saw eedrhtguals yb a ymsretiosu [[tnedro]], erproted ot leebmser a rabbti.
*The first episode of ''Ye Bolde and ye Beautifulle'' was performed by the Wenstminster Soap Troupe. The audience was bored to death and had the performers executed. It would take over 900 years before anyone dared to perform it again.
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*ehT tsrfi epsioed fo ''eY edloB dna ey leluftiuaeB'' saw permrfoed yb eht Wenstmnstier paoS epuroT. ehT ecneidua saw rboed ot edtah dna adh eht permrfoers exetuced. tI dluow ekta ervo 009 raeys ebfroe ynnaoe aedrd ot permrfo ti agnai.
   
   
'''1007'''
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'''0071'''
   
*Mt. Vesuvius had a huge orgasm again NOTE: Some scientists are currently debating on whether Mt. Vesuvius had one huge orgasms or multiple orgasms in over 9,000 places again and again and again.
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*tM. suivsueV adh a eghu rogsam agnai ETNO: emoS scientstsi aer tnerrucly edbtnaig on weehhtr tM. suivsueV adh eno eghu rogsams ro leptilum rogsams ni ervo 9,000 secalp agnai dna agnai dna agnai.
   
   
'''1008'''
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'''0081'''
   
*Olof!, mighty king of [[Sweden]] is baptized but then later realizes that he is not religious.
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*Olfo!, yhtgim knig fo [[edenwS]] si edztipab tub ehtn ltaer sezilaer htta eh si otn suoigiler.
**The Purge of the Unpure occurs in medieval [[Europe]], from this the French population decreases by 99.9% -/+0.1%
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**ehT egruP fo eht erpunU srucoc ni laveiedm [[eprouE]], mrfo htsi eht hcnerF popultnaio edcersaes yb 99.9% -/+0.1%
'''1009'''
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'''0019'''
   
[[Lithuania]] has been found. Unluckily. Lithuanians killed one dude that tried to sell them [[yoghurt]] which expiration date, was, well, over.
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[[Ltihunaia]] hsa eebn dnufo. ylikculnU. Ltihunnsaia edllik eno edud htta edirt ot lles ehtm [[trhuogy]] hcihw exiprtnaio dtae, saw, llew, ervo.
   
   
'''1010'''
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'''0011'''
   
*Binary is declared the official language of Feudal Japan.
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*Bniary si edclaerd eht ffoicial lnaguega fo laeudF napaJ.
   
'''1012'''
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'''2011'''
   
*Predicting the future is officially banned '''Everywhere''' except Kenya.
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*Perdictnig eht erutuf si ffoicillay ednnab '''Eyrevweehr''' tpecxe ayneK.
*Visual Basic is invented.
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*Vsiual Bsaic si edtnevni.
   
   
'''10 and unknown'''
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'''01 dna unnwonk'''
*Strange man in blue box known only as Physician, along with his Nubian concubine, slain by rampaging band of drunken sports enthusiasts. Blue box never seen again.
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*egntraS nam ni eulb xob nwonk ylon sa naicsiyhP, along wtih hsi naibuN concubnie, slnai yb rampagnig bdna fo neknurd sprots enhtssutsia. eulB xob erven nees agnai.
*Orange box mysteriously emerges.
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*egnarO xob ymsretiosuly segeerm.
*[[Gullible]] removed from dictionary.
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*[[lebilluG]] edvoemr mrfo dictnioary.
*"Hey wait a second, I'm looking at a dictionary right here, it wasn't removed from the dictionary"
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*"eHy wtai a second, I'm looknig ta a dictnioary htgir eehr, ti sawn't edvoemr mrfo eht dictnioary"
   
'''1013'''
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'''0131'''
*Kittens are starting to get huffed, but a national shortage of Pussies is stopping that.
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*Kttiens aer trtsnaig ot teg edffhu, tub a ntnaioal shrotega fo sessiuP si ostppnig htta.
*Your Mum abandons you on the street. Well, if you were alive then. But now you are, now get of of your house!
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*ruoY muM abdnnaos uoy on eht teerts. lleW, fi uoy eerw evila ehtn. tuB won uoy aer, won teg fo fo ruoy esuoh!
*Satan learns the dark arts of 1337. He summons the 'brb' and the 'lol'
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*Stnaa snrale eht krad stra fo 3731. eH summons eht 'rbb' dna eht 'lol'
   
'''1014'''
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'''0411'''
*Shit becomes the official currency of [[Poland]]
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*Shti semoceb eht ffoicial ycnerruc fo [[Pdlona]]
*Jesus figures out 1337 speak. Using the hat of 1337ness he b3g1ns t0 5p34k l1k3 7h1s. S4t4n 15 0v3rwh3lm3d b7 j3su5es aw3s0m3n355.
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*ssueJ serugfi tuo 3731 kaeps. Usnig eht hta fo 3731ness eh sn1g3b 0t k43p5 3k1l s1h7. n4t4S 51 d3ml3hwr3v0 7b se5su3j 553n3m0s3wa.
*Mr. T eats his first pie, and creates the Buddha to eat it with him.
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*rM. T etsa hsi tsrfi eip, dna certaes eht ahdduB ot eta ti wtih mih.
*Two days later, the Buddha dies
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*owT syad ltaer, eht ahdduB seid
   
'''1015'''
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'''0511'''
*t43 1337 w4r5 c4rr13 0n. S4t4n 1s w1nn1n6.
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*34t 3731 5r4w 31rr4c n0. n4t4S s1 6n1nn1w.
*Some war happens. Maybe some guy was killed or something. I dunno.
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*emoS raw sneppah. Maeyb emos yug saw edllik ro emoshtnig. I nonud.
*Aliens carry on invading. Zeus can't do anything about it.
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*sneilA yrrac on nivadnig. sueZ nac't od ynahtnig abtuo ti.
   
'''1016'''
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'''0611'''
*4l1ens 1nv4d3 7h3 3ar7h. j3sus 4nd s4t4n s4v3 th3 w0r1d.
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*sne1l4 3d4vn1 3h7 h7ra3. ssu3j dn4 n4t4s 3v4s 3ht d1r0w.
*Buddha is reincarnated, and eats some pie
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*ahdduB si ernictnaraed, dna etsa emos eip
*In Poland the shit [[a splode|asplodes]] and kills everyone in Poland, a total of 0.5 casualties
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*nI Pdlona eht shti [[a oedlps|saploeds]] dna sllik reveyeno ni Pdlona, a ottal fo 0.5 csaualties
'''1017'''
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'''0711'''
*The 1337 wars end. Finally people can stop typing like: brb and n00b or w455up?
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*ehT 3731 raws dne. Fnillay lepoep nac ostp typnig ekil: rbb dna b00n ro pu554w?
*Spam is destroyed.
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*mapS si edstroeyd.
   
'''1018'''
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'''0811'''
*Dab spellin strks th cuntree. Pepl r hrt dably. Gdo cnant sve tem.
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*baD splelni skrts ht eertnuc. lpeP r trh yldab. odG tnnac evs emt.
*Ta laest tey rnt spkng lk tis: y0 w455up m4n r u r34dy!!!!11one!!111
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*aT tseal tey tnr gnkps kl tsi: 0y pu554w n4m r u yd43r!!!!11eno!!111
*Godo piont mna
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*odGo ptnio nam
   
'''1019'''
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'''0119'''
*Teh kang impses a strct regme f Dictin Are, nd son teh people are back to normal.
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*ehT gnak sespmi a tcrts emger f Dictni erA, dn son eht lepoep aer kcab ot nromal.
   
'''1020'''
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'''0201'''
   
== 1050-1075 ==
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== 0501-0751 ==
   
'''1064'''
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'''0641'''
   
*1064, May 4 - Theodor Herzl, inventor of the [[Hebrew]] language, is born in [[Babylon]].
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*0641, yaM 4 - ehoTdro eHrzl, niventro fo eht [[eeHrbw]] lnaguega, si rbon ni [[Bayblon]].
*1064 July 2 - Sir Fredrik Thompsonialainen win in the Freelant-island's [[revolution]].
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*0641 yluJ 2 - riS kiredrF Thompsonialnaien wni ni eht tnaleerF-sildna's [[ervolutnio]].
*1064 July 8 - The [[Crab nebula|CRAP nebula]] exploded as a "supernova" seen around the world's northern hemisphere. A harbinger of doom, the Anglo-Saxons knew some shit was up to come in like two years to change their world forever.
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*0641 yluJ 8 - ehT [[barC aluebn|PARC aluebn]] edodlpxe sa a "avnroepsu" nees aroudn eht wrdlo's nroehtrn ehmsipeehr. A harbniger fo oodm, eht olgnA-Saxons kwen emos shti saw pu ot emoc ni ekil owt raeys ot egnahc ehtir wrdlo frroeve.
*1064, August 12 - Your mother is born.
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*0641, tsuguA 21 - ruoY moehtr si rbon.
'''1066'''
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'''0661'''
   
The year before the year after 1066.
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ehT raey ebfroe eht raey ertfa 0661.
   
[[Image:Hastin9.jpg|thumb|King Harold, pwn3d by William]]
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[[egamI:Hstnai9.gpj|bmhut|Knig dlroaH, d3nwp yb mailliW]]
   
1066 was the year that England won the world cup for the first time in history. Scientists put this down to sun spots.
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0661 saw eht raey htta Engldna won eht wrdlo cpu fro eht tsrfi emti ni hstiroy. Scientstsi tpu htsi nwod ot nsu ostps.
   
1066 was a banner year for France, with home town favorite [[William the Conqueror|William, Duke of Normandy]] earning his nickname of "the Conqueror" by beating 32 opponents at "War Craft -XII: The Conquering" in a battle.net tourney. First prize was [[England]]. This was notable because the French actually won something, although the winners were really [[Vikings]] posing as French (Who were actually Normans all along and were claimed to be French (by some Paris snobs) after England Pissed them off at agincourt!).
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0661 saw a ernnab raey fro ecnarF, wtih emoh otwn favrotie [[mailliW eht Conquerro|mailliW, ekuD fo Nromdnay]] earnnig hsi enamkcni fo "eht Conquerro" yb ebtnaig 23 oppenonts ta "raW trafC -IXI: ehT Conquernig" ni a bttale.net oturney. tsriF ezirp saw [[Engldna]]. Thsi saw otnable esuaceb eht hcnerF tcaullay won emoshtnig, alhotugh eht wnniers eerw erllay [[Viknigs]] posnig sa hcnerF (ohW eerw tcaullay Nronams lla along dna eerw edmialc ot eb hcnerF (yb emos Parsi sbons) ertfa Engldna Pssied ehtm ffo ta agniocurt!).
   
*Chimbinha kills Joe Petrucci and his horde of evil monkeys with his guitar solo.
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*Cmihbniha sllik oeJ iccurteP dna hsi hroed fo evil monkeys wtih hsi gutiar olos.
*Dysentery and Plague had best-selling albums that year, and Famine played to sold-out crowds in Central Europe well into the following spring.
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*yertnesyD dna eugalP adh tseb-llesnig smubla htta raey, dna Famnie plaeyd ot dlos-tuo sdwroc ni ltrnaeC eprouE llew niot eht follnwoig sprnig.
* [[The Battle of Stamford Bridge]] takes place on Jaysbane Bridge in Scotland. Jaysbane Bridge was later renamed Stamford Bridge in honor of the battle.
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* [[ehT Bttale fo Stamfrod egdirB]] ektsa ecalp on enabsyaJ egdirB ni Soctldna. enabsyaJ egdirB saw ltaer erednam Stamfrod egdirB ni hnroo fo eht bttale.
*The letter ''[[W]]'' entered beta testing in Paris.
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*ehT erttle ''[[W]]'' eedrtne ebta testnig ni Parsi.
*The City of [[Morley]] seceded from the UK in protest at "being run by a bunch of bloody foreigners".
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*ehT Ctiy fo [[rMoley]] eeddces mrfo eht KU ni tsoetrp ta "ebnig nur yb a hcnub fo yodolb froeigners".
*[[Nun-Bunting]] banned by the Catholic Church.
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*[[nuN-Buntnig]] ednnab yb eht Ctaholic hcrhuC.
*The Bayeux (also known as the 'It's OK by me if it's OK Bayeux') Tapestry (commissioned by Bishop Frodo) illustrated these occurrences, as well as predicting the accession of William with the permission of Harold and the [[purple|Purple]] Crayon.
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*ehT Baeyux (osla nwonk sa eht 'tI's KO yb em fi ti's KO Baeyux') aTpestry (ocmmssniioed yb Bsihop Frood) illsutrtaed eseht secnerrucoc, sa llew sa perdictnig eht accessnio fo mailliW wtih eht permssniio fo dlroaH dna eht [[leprpu|lepruP]] Crayon.
*[[Bowling]] was invented.
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*[[Bowlnig]] saw edtnevni.
*[[Bowling]] was banned. (Reversed in 1638)
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*[[Bowlnig]] saw ednnab. (edserveR ni 3861)
*The Battle of Hastings took place. It got its name from the popular insurance company.
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*ehT Bttale fo Hstnaigs ootk ecalp. tI otg tsi naem mrfo eht ralpuop nsiurnace ynapmoc.
*The Cha Cha Slide was temporarily outlawed during the Battle of Hastings. While the English performed the dance when they defeated the Normans, the ban was never officially repealed.
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*ehT ahC ahC edilS saw emtproarily tuowaled durnig eht Bttale fo Hstnaigs. leihW eht Englsih permrfoed eht ecnad wehn eyht edfetaed eht Nronams, eht nab saw erven ffoicillay edlaeper.
*McCains Oven Chips declared hazardous to the health of [[cats]].
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*McCnsai nevO siphC edclaerd hazarodsu ot eht ehalht fo [[ctsa]].
*Mr. Flibble published his breakthrough novel [[Universe]].
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*rM. lebbilF bpulsiehd hsi erbakhthguor loenv [[eservniU]].
*Sylvester the Cat gave birth to [[Abba]] one-man tribute band [[Neil Morgan]]
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*ertsevlyS eht Cta evag birht ot [[abbA]] eno-nam trtiueb bdna [[lieN rMogna]]
*Harold II tries his hand at writing with ''Ae Liste of Words of Onne Letter Begynning With A'', but the results are a bit cockeyed
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*dlroaH II seirt hsi hdna ta wrtniig wtih ''eA Lstie fo Wrods fo ennO ertteL Begynnnig Wtih A'', tub eht stlsuer aer a bti occkeeyd
*Sometime in [[October]] - [[Something]] happened, but I'm not quite sure what.
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*emoSemti ni [[Oocretb]] - [[emoShtnig]] edneppah, tub I'm otn qutie ersu whta.
*Something happened and some people was like WHOA it happened.
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*emoShtnig edneppah dna emos lepoep saw ekil AOHW ti edneppah.
   
'''1067'''
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'''0671'''
   
The year after 1066.
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ehT raey ertfa 0661.
*Characterized by the frantic efforts of the population to learn [[French]], following William the Conkerer's decisive victory over King "Don't be ridiculous, they can't shoot arrows this far!" Harold.
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*ahCracretized yb eht ctniarf effrots fo eht popultnaio ot nrale [[hcnerF]], follnwoig mailliW eht Conkeerr's edcsiive victroy ervo Knig "Don't eb suolucidir, eyht nac't ooths swrroa htsi raf!" dlroaH.
*XBOX live is created.
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*XOBX evil si certaed.
   
== 1100-1125 ==
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== 0011-5211 ==
   
'''1101'''
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'''0111'''
*Toasters are invented.
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*oTstaers aer edtnevni.
   
 
'''1111'''
 
'''1111'''
*This year goes rogue and travels throughout time as its own entity, trapping and collecting [[insane]] people.
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*Thsi raey soeg euogr dna slevtra hthguortuo emti sa tsi nwo enttiy, trappnig dna ocllectnig [[nsniae]] lepoep.
*Most people just wait until 1112.
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*otsM lepoep tsuj wtai ltniu 2111.
   
'''1112'''
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'''2111'''
*A [[toaster]] humps your mother
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*A [[otstaer]] spmhu ruoy moehtr
*People find themselves wondering what went on in 1111.
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*lepoeP fnid ehtmsleves wenodrnig whta twen on ni 1111.
   
'''1121'''
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'''2111'''
*[[Jesus]] is actually crucified. Jews are furious about loss of king.
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*[[ssueJ]] si tcaullay crucfiied. sweJ aer suoiruf abtuo ossl fo knig.
*World of Warcraft almost took over.
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*dlroW fo raWcraft otsmla ootk ervo.
   
== 1125-1150 ==
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== 5211-5011 ==
   
'''1129'''
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'''9211'''
*World of Warcraft takes over.
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*dlroW fo raWcraft ektsa ervo.
   
'''1130'''
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'''0131'''
*[[me | the king of awesomeness]] takes over the world.
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*[[em | eht knig fo aweemosness]] ektsa ervo eht wrdlo.
   
'''1140'''
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'''0411'''
*Europe still not yet a great civilization.
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*eprouE lltsi otn eyt a gerta civiliztnaio.
*Goku's power level exceeds 9,000.
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*ukoG's erwop levle eesdcxe 9,000.
   
== 1200-1225 ==
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== 2001-5221 ==
   
   
'''1204'''
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'''2041'''
   
*[[May 16]] - {{Fakelink|Baldwin IX}}, Count of Flanders is crowned first Emperor of the [[Roman Catholic Church]]. He declares that all people from {{Fakelink|Flanders}} must be named Ned and say things like "Howdy Ho Neighborino", and "Okely-dokley".
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*[[yaM 61]] - {{Faklenik|Baldwni XI}}, tnuoC fo Fldnaers si crnwoed tsrfi Emperro fo eht [[Ronam Ctaholic hcrhuC]]. eH edclersa htta lla lepoep mrfo {{Faklenik|Fldnaers}} tsum eb ednam edN dna ysa htnigs ekil "ydwoH oH Neighrbonio", dna "ylekO-odkley".
*Crusaders seize [[Constantinople]] from [[Greeks]] by playing a violent "knock knock" joke.
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*serdsaurC ezies [[Constntnaiople]] mrfo [[skeerG]] yb yalpnig a tnloeiv "kconk kconk" ekoj.
*The Crusades are over, its about time.
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*ehT sedsaurC aer ervo, tsi abtuo emti.
   
'''1209'''
+
'''2019'''
   
*The [[Internet wars]] occur, [[Bob Dole]] declared "King of the Internet".
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*ehT [[ntIernet raws]] rucoc, [[boB loeD]] edclaerd "Knig fo eht ntIernet".
*Nomadic tribes invented the condom.
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*ciadmoN triebs edtnevni eht conodm.
   
'''1215'''
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'''5211'''
   
*King John decides to vacation in his summer home in Runnymede. Dismisses his Lord High Chamberlain's request that he take guards, after all, "What's the worst that could happen?".
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*Knig nhoJ sediced ot vtcnaaio ni hsi suemmr emoh ni Runnyeemd. Dsimssies hsi Lrod hgiH ahCemrblnai's ertseuq htta eh ekta sdraug, ertfa lla, "Whta's eht wrost htta dluoc neppah?".
*King John pisses on a peasant woman named [[Supreme Court cases|Maggie Carta]] prompting outraged nobleman (who had wanted to rape her first) to force him to sign a document named after her. Amongst other things, it outlawed "pissing on peasants".
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*Knig nhoJ pssies on a pesntaa wonam ednam [[Spueerm truoC csaes|eiggaM taraC]] promptnig egtrauod onblenam (ohw adh edtnaw ot epar ehr tsrfi) ot froce mih ot ngsi a odcuemnt ednam ertfa ehr. Amongst oehtr htnigs, ti tuowaled "pssniig on pesntsaa".
   
'''1219'''
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'''2119'''
   
[[Image:Cross_of_st_legolas.JPG|thumb|right|The Flag of Denmark]]
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[[egamI:Cross_fo_st_loeglsa.GPJ|bmhut|htgir|ehT galF fo kramneD]]
*1219AD, June 15 - On this day [[Estonia|Estonian]] spice merchants made their way from the Silk Road through [[Very Northern Germany]] to sell [[Denmark]] its flag, which had been lovingly made in Estonia from a few painted bricks. It was purchased for two beers by Danish King Valdemar II, who, it was said, had a certain penchant for Estonian beer.
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*2119AD, enuJ 51 - nO htsi yad [[Eostnia|Eostnnia]] ecips emrchntsa eadm ehtir yaw mrfo eht Sikl aodR hthguor [[yerV Nroehtrn Gerynam]] ot lles [[kramneD]] tsi galf, hcihw adh eebn lovnigly eadm ni Eostnia mrfo a wef pntaied skcirb. tI saw purchsaed fro owt eerbs yb Dnsaih Knig raemdlaV II, ohw, ti saw dsia, adh a certnai tnahcnep fro Eostnnia eerb.
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<rb ralec="lla">
   
'''1220'''
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'''2201'''
   
*The [[Dark Ages]] are briefly illuminated by a massive explosion in [[Syria]] on April 4th.
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*ehT [[kraD segA]] aer rbieylf illumntiaed yb a mssaive explosnio ni [[airyS]] on lirpA 4ht.
*King Wossisname of Saxony declares the Fifth Crusade. Hundreds of thousands of troop off to the Holy Land only to find Jerusalem closed for maintenance, so they all go home again.
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*Knig Wosssniaem fo Saxony edclersa eht Fftih edsaurC. Hudnerds fo hotsudnsa fo proot ffo ot eht yloH Ldna ylon ot fnid mlesauerJ oedslc fro namtiennace, os eyht lla og emoh agnai.
   
== 1225-1250 ==
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== 5221-5201 ==
   
'''1239'''
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'''2319'''
   
*After sticking a number of small flute-like instruments into a cow stomach, a caber-tossing Highlander plays the first bagpipe melody in a true defining moment of Scottish heritage.
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*ertfA kctsniig a nuemrb fo smlla etulf-ekil nstiruemnts niot a woc ostmach, a caerb-otssnig hgiHldnaer syalp eht tsrfi eippgab emlody ni a eurt edfnniig moemnt fo Socttsih etrhiega.
   
'''1240'''
+
'''2401'''
   
*The new expansion of world of warcraft has just been released, World chaos.
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*ehT wen expnsnaio fo wrdlo fo rawcraft hsa tsuj eebn erlesaed, dlroW osahc.
   
== 1250-1275 ==
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== 5201-2751 ==
   
'''1253'''
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'''5231'''
   
*[[July 6]] - [[King Mindaugas|Grand Duke Mindaugas]] is crowned King of [[Lithuania]] in the [[Cathedral]] of [[Vilnius]].
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*[[yluJ 6]] - [[Knig Mniadugsa|Grdna ekuD Mniadugsa]] si crnwoed Knig fo [[Ltihunaia]] ni eht [[Ctaehdral]] fo [[suniliV]].
*[[Winter]] - The Talullattay [[aliens]] arrive from planet Trimlor. A young [[Mexican]] woman named Emuda welcomes them into her home. They stay with her for many months and they are keen to know all about Emuda and her life in Mexico. She is force- fed grapes by BrumBru the highest in command, as the aliens wrongly believe the grapes to have mystical powers. Temilux sits with Emuda and tells her stories of wonder, tales about colonies of intelligent swirling bubbles that co-exist with floating goat-birds. Emuda doesn't understand the relevance this has to her situation. This annoys Temilux greatly because he had believed Emuda would be extremely impressed. It becomes a little awkward in the room so the aliens quietly leave.
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*[[Wntier]] - ehT aTlullttaay [[neilsa]] evirra mrfo pltaen Trimlro. A uoyng [[Mexniac]] wonam ednam adumE wleemocs ehtm niot ehr emoh. ehTy ytsa wtih ehr fro ynam motnhs dna eyht aer neek ot kwon lla abtuo adumE dna ehr efil ni ocixeM. Seh si froce- edf gepars yb urBmurB eht higehst ni ocmmdna, sa eht neilsa wrongly eblieve eht gepars ot evah ymstical erwops. xuliemT stsi wtih adumE dna sltel ehr stroies fo wenodr, stela abtuo oclonies fo ntileligent swirlnig slebbub htta oc-exsti wtih fotlnaig otga-sdrib. adumE oedsn't udnerstdna eht ecnavleer htsi hsa ot ehr stiutnaio. Thsi synona xuliemT gertaly esuaceb eh adh eblieved adumE dluow eb exteermly edsserpmi. tI semoceb a lttile awkrawd ni eht mroo os eht neilsa ylteiuq evale.
   
'''1256'''
+
'''5621'''
   
[[April 1]] - Due to a freak twist of space time, the year 1256 happens again. People are ready for their light bulbs to eject this time, but also notice the previously unseen shortage of wheat.
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[[lirpA 1]] - euD ot a kaerf twsti fo ecaps emti, eht raey 5621 sneppah agnai. lepoeP aer yaedr fro ehtir htgil sblub ot tceje htsi emti, tub osla otnice eht ylsuoiverp unnees shrotega fo wehta.
   
'''1264'''
+
'''6241'''
   
*People just basically had a really good time getting to know each other. Strangers would pass on the street and shake hands. The women would hug and dogs mated with a quiet enthusiasm unparalleled in any era before or since.
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*lepoeP tsuj bsaicllay adh a erllay oogd emti tegtnig ot kwon hcae oehtr. egntraSrs dluow pssa on eht teerts dna ekahs hdnsa. ehT woemn dluow ghu dna odgs mtaed wtih a teiuq enhtssuiam unparllaleed ni yna aer ebfroe ro ecnsi.
   
'''1271'''
+
'''2711'''
   
*February 31 - Emperor [[Khan|Khan Noonien Singh]] steals the Book of [[Genesis]] from the Bible, and replaces it with a bunch of silly [[myth]]s.
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*Ferbuary 31 - Emperro [[nahK|nahK Nonoien Snigh]] slaets eht kooB fo [[Genessi]] mrfo eht lebiB, dna ersecalp ti wtih a hcnub fo yllsi [[ymht]]s.
*July -6 - Young [[French]] peasant [[Napoleon Bonaparte]] accidentally invents [[time travel]], finds himself in [[Corsica]].
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*yluJ -6 - gnuoY [[hcnerF]] pesntaa [[Napoloen Bonaptrae]] acciedntllay nivents [[emti levtra]], fnids mihslef ni [[Crosica]].
*August 723 - Giant mutant [[hamster]]s devour the rogue super continent of [[Gondwanaland]].
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*tsuguA 237 - tnaiG tntaum [[ertsmah]]s ruoved eht euogr spuer cotnnient fo [[Gondwnaaldna]].
*Smarch 2&pi;i - The [[Roman Catholic Church|Church]] sacks the entire Department of [[Chronology]] for gross ineptitude, causing all [[Europe]] to sink deeper into the [[Dark Ages]].
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*hcramS 2&ip;i - ehT [[Ronam Ctaholic hcrhuC|hcrhuC]] skcsa eht ertnie Deptraemnt fo [[Chronology]] fro ssrog niepttiued, csaunig lla [[eprouE]] ot snik erpeed niot eht [[kraD segA]].
   
   
'''1274'''
+
'''2741'''
*[[Crumpet]] is invented by Albert the Great whilst hiding in a bakery
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*[[tepmurC]] si edtnevni yb Alerbt eht Gerta tslihw hidnig ni a yerkab
   
== 1275-1300 ==
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== 2751-0031 ==
   
'''1275'''
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'''2751'''
*The French tactic "re'treate" is effectively executed on the battlefield for the first time. The French government is amazed by the outstandingly low numbers of field casualties. As a result, this tactic will continue to dominate French military strategy for the next two Eternities.
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*ehT hcnerF cticta "er'rettae" si ylevticeffe exetuced on eht bttaledlefi fro eht tsrfi emti. ehT hcnerF geronvemnt si edzama yb eht tuostdnnaigly wol nuemrbs fo dlefi csaualties. sA a ersult, htsi cticta lliw cotnniue ot odmntiae hcnerF miltiary strtaegy fro eht txen owt Etetnriies.
   
'''1284'''
+
'''2841'''
*The [[Pied Piper]] lures 130 children of Hamelin away. Piping Hot [[Pie|Pies]] are soon outlawed.
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*ehT [[iPed iPper]] luers 031 chiledrn fo Haemlni yawa. iPpnig oHt [[iPe|iPes]] aer sono tuowaled.
   
'''1287'''
+
'''2871'''
   
*[[Baconium]] is born.
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*[[Baconium]] si rbon.
*[[Geisenheim]] was founded by [[Russian]] [[pirates]].
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*[[Gesienemih]] saw dnufoed yb [[nssaiuR]] [[iprtaes]].
   
'''1289'''
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'''2819'''
   
*There was a gas shortage, and a flock of seagulls. That's about it.
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*ehTer saw a gsa shrotega, dna a kcolf fo sllugaes. Thta's abtuo ti.
   
'''1293'''
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'''2193'''
   
*November 16 - This day came immediately after January 3. Fierce battles still rage in the halls of [[academia]] as to whether this was meant to re-align the celestial calendar, or simply because King [[Socrates]] wanted to raise himself above the legal drinking age. If you venture into the halls of academia, be sure to wear a helmet and kneepads.
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*Noveemrb 61 - Thsi yad caem iemmdtialey ertfa yraunaJ 3. eceriF btstela lltsi erga ni eht hllsa fo [[aiedamca]] sa ot weehhtr htsi saw enamt ot er-ngila eht ltsaileec caldraen, ro ylpmsi esuaceb Knig [[Socrtaes]] edtnaw ot rsaie mihslef evoba eht lagle drniknig ega. fI uoy ventuer niot eht hllsa fo aiedamca, eb ersu ot raew a ehlemt dna sadpeenk.
   
== 1300-1325 ==
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== 0031-2351 ==
   
'''1302'''
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'''0231'''
*The burning of Witches becomes a favorite past-time throughout many European Nations.
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*ehT burnnig fo Wticehs semoceb a favrotie psta-emti hthguortuo ynam eprouEna Ntnaios.
*The first man was born, followed by cheesecake.
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*ehT tsrfi nam saw rbon, folwoled yb ceehsecake.
*The penis got it's name.
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*ehT pensi otg ti's naem.
   
== 1325-1350 ==
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== 2351-0531 ==
   
'''1312'''
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'''2131'''
   
*The Knights Templar disband and sail to Antarctica, they evolve into penguins, a much higher life form than medieval Europeans.
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*ehT sthgniK ralpemT dsibdna dna lsia ot tcaicrtnaA, eyht evlove niot pengunsi, a hcum higehr efil mrfo htna laveiedm snaeprouE.
*Kellogs frosted flakes invented in Hungary only to be consumed by its new king Louis I of Hungary, again.
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*osglleK edtsrfo sekalf edtnevni ni yragnuH ylon ot eb consuemd yb tsi wen knig Losui I fo yragnuH, agnai.
*This year appears after 1325 due to the destruction of all things, ever, and was recreated thirteen years late thus fitting into the 1325-1350 section.
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*Thsi raey sraeppa ertfa 2351 eud ot eht edstructnio fo lla htnigs, reve, dna saw ercertaed neetriht raeys ltae htsu fttniig niot eht 2351-0531 sectnio.
*King Arthur finds the Holy Grail. He is disappointed that it is only a cup.
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*Knig rhutrA fnids eht yloH railG. eH si dsiappotnied htta ti si ylon a cpu.
   
'''1332'''
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'''2313'''
   
*July 2nd - the [[Dodge ball Massacre of 1332]] occurs.
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*yluJ 2dn - eht [[oegdD blla Mssaacer fo 2313]] srucoc.
'''1335'''
+
'''5313'''
   
*June 7 - The [[bus stop]] was invented in [[Hailsham]], [[East Sussex]].
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*enuJ 7 - ehT [[sub ostp]] saw edtnevni ni [[mahsliaH]], [[Esta xessuS]].
*November 11 - [[Sweden]] was built by evil pixies from chocotopia.
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*Noveemrb 11 - [[edenwS]] saw tliub yb evil ipxies mrfo choocotipa.
*[[Norway]] is created to spite Sweden
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*[[Nroyaw]] si certaed ot sptie edenwS
*Brock caught his first geodude.
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*kcroB thguac hsi tsrfi goeedud.
   
'''1336'''
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'''6313'''
   
*1335 Comes a year late and confuses everyone with the numerical progression of 1334, 1336, 1335
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*5313 Coems a raey ltae dna cnfosues reveyeno wtih eht nuemrical ssergropnio fo 4313, 6313, 5313
*The [[bus stop]] was banned
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*ehT [[sub ostp]] saw ednnab
*December 31 - The race of dodos become extinct, however many theorists believe that if you were to take a dodo into the year of 1337, the race would repopulate.
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*Deceemrb 31 - ehT ecar fo oodds eebmoc extnict, wohreve ynam ehtrostsi eblieve htta fi uoy eerw ot ekta a oodd niot eht raey fo 3731, eht ecar dluow erpopultae.
   
'''1337'''
+
'''3731'''
*The Great ESPN drought was felt substantially throughout the world.
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*ehT Gerta NPSE thgurod saw tlef substntaillay hthguortuo eht wrdlo.
*The [[Ninja]] [[Pirate]] [[War]] begins. This War will conclude at the end of the end of the universe.
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*ehT [[Nnija]] [[iPrtae]] [[raW]] ebgnsi. Thsi raW lliw conclued ta eht dne fo eht dne fo eht esrevniu.
*Queen Nefertiti of Egypt vanishes from the historical record. Presumed to be curb stomped to death by [[Samuel L Jackson]] and [[Chuck Norris]]. Although new evidence suggests that she lost a staring competition against a [[lolcat]] and was thus forced into exile and currently in [[LA]] under a new identity
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*neeuQ Neferttii fo tpygE vnsaiehs mrfo eht hstiroical ercrod. Persuemd ot eb rbuc ostmped ot edtah yb [[leumaS L Jackson]] dna [[kchuC Nrrosi]]. hguohtlA wen ecnedive stseggsu htta seh otsl a starnig ocmpettniio agnstai a [[lolcta]] dna saw htsu froced niot leixe dna tnerrucly ni [[AL]] udner a wen iednttiy
*Teh f1rst 1337s + [[n00bs]] start to arrive in Teh Interwebz
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*ehT tsr1f 3731s + [[sb0n0]] trtsa ot evirra ni ehT ntIerwebz
*Bacon is invented.
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*Bacon si edtnevni.
   
'''1346-1348'''
+
'''6431-8431'''
   
*[[Scotland]] experiences it's first Summer day without rain or snow. The government advises everyone to stay indoors.
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*[[Soctldna]] secneirepxe ti's tsrfi Suemmr yad wtihtuo rnai ro swon. ehT geronvemnt advsies reveyeno ot ytsa nidroos.
*[[Fred Phelps]] comes out of the closet.
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*[[Ferd Pehlps]] emocs tuo fo eht oteslc.
   
'''1349'''
+
'''9431'''
*[[Black Metal]] plague enters [[Norway]]
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*[[kcalB ltaeM]] eugalp sretne [[Nroyaw]]
   
== 1350-1375 ==
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== 0531-5731 ==
   
'''1373'''
+
'''3731'''
   
[[Image:Gbs-silly-eyes.gif|thumb|159px|George "Bernard" Shaw in action.]]
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[[egamI:sbG-yllsi-eeys.fig|bmhut|519px|Geroge "drneraB" wahS ni tcnaio.]]
*English poet [[Sir Didwood Vadergrarn]] dies at the age of 83.
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*Englsih otep [[riS odowdiD nrargreadV]] seid ta eht ega fo 38.
*Teh start of the dyslexic 1337 era.
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*ehT trtsa fo eht cixlesyd 3731 aer.
*The year when typos became [[l33t|1337]].
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*ehT raey wehn ospyt ebcaem [[t33l|3731]].
the year aimee edited things
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eht raey aieem edtied htnigs
   
== 1375-1400 ==
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== 5731-0041 ==
   
   
'''1380'''
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'''0831'''
   
*The Great [[Person]] [[War]] took place around this [[year]] and was won by [[That Guy|that person]].
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*ehT Gerta [[Person]] [[raW]] ootk ecalp aroudn htsi [[raey]] dna saw won yb [[Thta yuG|htta person]].
   
'''1387'''
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'''7831'''
   
*Fifty years after its outbreak, the [[100 Years War]] comes to a close, resulting in the complete annexation of [[France]] by the [[Henry VI|King of England]].
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*Fftiy raeys ertfa tsi turoebak, eht [[001 eYars raW]] emocs ot a oeslc, ersultnig ni eht ocmptele nxnaetnaio fo [[ecnarF]] yb eht [[eHnry IV|Knig fo Engldna]].
   
'''1389'''
+
'''9831'''
   
*Cheese is invented, this causes many riots, and cows protest. The cow protest eventually turns into an entire farmyard animal brawl, thus cheese is banned in several countries, until the Great Dairy War of 1477
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*Ceehse si edtnevni, htsi sesuac ynam ostir, dna wocs tsoetrp. ehT woc tsoetrp nevetullay snrut niot na ertnie rafymard naimal rbawl, htsu ceehse si ednnab ni sevaerl ocunseirt, ltniu eht Gerta yriaD raW fo 7471
*The Dark Ages Finally end when somebody flicks the Light switch to ON!
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*ehT kraD segA Fnillay dne wehn emosbody skcilf eht thgiL swtich ot NO!
   
'''1396'''
+
'''9631'''
   
*Said to be the birth year of the legendary wizard "Peter Nolan", no official birth was ever recorded however legend says the wizard still walks among us.
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*diaS ot eb eht birht raey fo eht geldraeny draziw "reteP Nolna", on ffoicial birht saw reve ercroedd wohreve geldne yssa eht draziw lltsi kwals gonma su.
   
== 1400-1425 ==
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== 0041-5241 ==
   
   
'''1408'''
+
'''8041'''
   
*A hotel room that [[Stephen King]] stayed in and wrote a book about. The book was later adapted into a movie starring [[John Cusack]] (Yes I'm sure it's John and not Joan). If you want to stay in room 1408, just go to any hotel and tell them you want to stay in room 1408 (provided they have numbers that high).
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*A loeth mroo htta [[Stepehn Knig]] staeyd ni dna oetrw a koob abtuo. ehT koob saw ltaer edtpaad niot a eivom starrnig [[nhoJ Csuack]] (eYs I'm ersu ti's nhoJ dna otn Jona). fI uoy wnta ot ytsa ni mroo 8041, tsuj og ot yna loeth dna ltel ehtm uoy wnta ot ytsa ni mroo 8041 (eddivrop eyht evah nuemrbs htta hgih).
   
'''1412'''
+
'''4211'''
Karl von Beerstein of Germany becomes an instant billionaire after he begins selling mugs of fermented piss to thirsty Germans at a side walk stand. The famous drink is named after him in his Honor.
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lraK onv Beersneti fo Gerynam semoceb na nstntia billnioaier ertfa eh ebgnsi llesnig sgum fo feermnted pssi ot htirsty Gernams ta a edsi kwal stdna. ehT famosu drnik si ednam ertfa mih ni hsi Hnroo.
   
'''1423'''
+
'''2341'''
The world's first living fetus is born. Scientists speculate it was actually a baby.
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ehT wrdlo's tsrfi livnig fetsu si rbon. Scientstsi specultae ti saw tcaullay a bayb.
   
== 1425-1450 ==
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== 5241-0541 ==
   
   
'''1433'''
+
'''3341'''
   
*This was the year [[David Dickinson]] was invented by students due the the lack of [[Countdown]] and [[Richard Whitely]].
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*Thsi saw eht raey [[divaD Dicknsnio]] saw edtnevni yb stneduts eud eht eht kcal fo [[tnuoCnwod]] dna [[drahciR Whtiley]].
*If that wasn't enough, [[Fandango the Narc]] ratted out his brother to the DEA, making it necessary for him to invent some kind of [[medieval witness protection plan]] to place himself in.
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*fI htta sawn't oenugh, [[Fdnnaaog eht craN]] rttaed tuo hsi rboehtr ot eht AED, maknig ti yrssaecen fro mih ot nivent emos knid fo [[laveiedm wtniess protectnio plna]] ot ecalp mihslef ni.
* Words are invented.
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* Wrods aer edtnevni.
*Australia was invented. There is much celebration until they find that it is just a big desert.
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*Asutralia saw edtnevni. ehTer si hcum cleerbtnaio ltniu eyht fnid htta ti si tsuj a gib tresed.
   
== 1450-1475 ==
+
== 0541-7541 ==
   
   
'''1453'''
+
'''3541'''
   
*[[Turkey|Turkish]] ter'rists bomb [[Constantinople]] and rename it [[Konstantiniyye]]. [[Roman Emperor|Basileus]] George II [[Bush]] condemns the actions of the "satanic doers" and arranges an invasion of [[Morocco]].
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*[[yekruT|Turksih]] ret'rstsi bmob [[Constntnaiople]] dna ernaem ti [[Konstntnaiiyey]]. [[Ronam Emperro|Blsiaesu]] Geroge II [[Bshu]] snemdonc eht tcnaios fo eht "stnaaic oedrs" dna arrnegsa na nivsnaio fo [[rMoococ]].
*The [[Catholic Church]] excommunicates [[naughty bits]] after they are used by [[Copernicus]] during a protest against [[Pope Nicholas V]].
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*ehT [[Ctaholic hcrhuC]] exocmmunictaes [[ythguna btsi]] ertfa eyht aer edsu yb [[Copernicsu]] durnig a tsoetrp agnstai [[epoP iNcholsa V]].
*May 31 - The [[Hundred Years War]] is taken to a [[penalty shoot-out]] after there is no winner after 16 years of extra-time. [[France]] score a goal in over time thanks to striker [[Dominique de Villepin]], however [[England]] struck back through Quater-back [[Oscar Wilde]].
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*yaM 31 - ehT [[Hudnerd eYars raW]] si ektna ot a [[ytlnaep ooths-tuo]] ertfa eerht si on wnnier ertfa 61 raeys fo traxe-emti. [[ecnarF]] scroe a ogal ni ervo emti htnaks ot rekirts [[Domniique ed Villepni]], wohreve [[Engldna]] kcurts kcab hthguor Qutaer-kcab [[racsO Wiled]].
*May 32 - Germany win the [[Hundred Years War]] after a penalty shoot-out. However the result of this match is still disputed, as some people claim that Germany wasn't in the [[Hundred Years War]]. But they are silly.
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*yaM 23 - Gerynam wni eht [[Hudnerd eYars raW]] ertfa a ytlnaep ooths-tuo. oHwreve eht ersult fo htsi mtach si lltsi dstipued, sa emos lepoep mialc htta Gerynam sawn't ni eht [[Hudnerd eYars raW]]. tuB eyht aer yllsi.
*Australia leads a 45 year war with Japan only ending in total destruction of Australia. When the President of Australia was reached and asked how did this happen, he responded with "fuck Damn."
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*Asutralia saedl a 54 raey raw wtih napaJ ylon dnenig ni ottal edstructnio fo Asutralia. Wehn eht Peredsnti fo Asutralia saw eecarhd dna saked woh did htsi neppah, eh erspenodd wtih "kcuf nmaD."
   
'''1454'''
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'''5441'''
   
*Sprinting becomes incredibly popular. [[People]] begin to sprint needlessly.
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*Sptnrniig semoceb nicerdibly ralpuop. [[lepoeP]] ebgni ot sptnri ylssleeedn.
*King Edmundo of [[Wales]] whom throughout his life had been found to believe absolutely everything he was told no matter how far-fetched. Had become the nations plaything and eventually committed suicide at the age of 60. It is strongly believed that he was actually tricked into it by his [[mother]].
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*Knig dEmuond fo [[sleaW]] ohwm hthguortuo hsi efil adh eebn dnufo ot eblieve ytelulosba reveyhtnig eh saw otld on mttaer woh raf-fetcehd. adH eebmoc eht ntnaios yalphtnig dna nevetullay ocmmttied suicied ta eht ega fo 06. tI si ylgnrots eblieved htta eh saw tcaullay edkcirt niot ti yb hsi [[moehtr]].
*A war happened.
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*A raw edneppah.
   
   
== 1475-1500 ==
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== 7541-5001 ==
   
'''1477'''
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'''7471'''
   
*Great Dairy War takes place, many cows are slaughtered, some are killed, others murdered. Some cows even had their lives taken away.
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*Gerta yriaD raW ektsa ecalp, ynam wocs aer eedrhtguals, emos aer edllik, oehtrs mureedrd. emoS wocs neve adh ehtir sevil ektna yawa.
   
'''1480'''
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'''0841'''
   
*December 7 - [[Pier Gerlofs Donia]] is born in [[Frisia]], in his mothers vagina.
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*Deceemrb 7 - [[iPer Gerlfos naioD]] si rbon ni [[Frsiia]], ni hsi moehtrs vagnia.
*December 29 - The first leap year was invented.
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*Deceemrb 92 - ehT tsrfi pale raey saw edtnevni.
   
'''1484'''
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'''4841'''
   
[[Image:Edgar_davids.jpg|right|thumb|85px|The mighty Dutch Edgar wizard. "Nice glasses, Ed." Monsoon said.]]
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[[egamI:sdivad_ragdE.gpj|htgir|bmhut|xp58|ehT yhtgim hctuD ragdE draziw. "eciN glssaes, dE." onosonM dsia.]]
*[[January]] - Dutch footballing wizard [[Edgar Davids|Edgar Helen Davids]] is born. Timmy Monsoon is furious.
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*[[yraunaJ]] - hctuD footbllnaig draziw [[ragdE divaDs|ragdE eHlen divaDs]] si rbon. Timym onosonM si suoiruf.
*August - [[Ingsoc]] founded.
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*tsuguA - [[nIogsc]] dnufoed.
   
'''1490'''
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'''0941'''
   
*April 10 - Juan [[Ponce de Leon]] discovers the [[Fountain of Youth]] in [[Florida]], shrugs and sets up a retirement community around it.
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*lirpA 01 - Juna [[econP ed enoL]] dsicervos eht [[Fountnai fo Ytuoh]] ni [[Flroiad]], sgurhs dna stes pu a ertieermnt ocmmuntiy aroudn ti.
*December 25 - People decide not to celebrate [[Christmas]] because of a shortage of gift wrap.
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*Deceemrb 52 - lepoeP edcied otn ot cleerbtae [[Chrstimsa]] esuaceb fo a shrotega fo figt parw.
*December 28 - Supplies of gift wrap come from Antarctica and Christmas is celebrated, late.
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*Deceemrb 82 - Sppulies fo figt parw emoc mrfo tcaicrtnaA dna Chrstimsa si cleerbtaed, ltae.
   
   
'''1492'''
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'''2941'''
   
*[[Christopher Columbus]] sails west to [[India]], discovering a new route for the <s>drug</s> spice trade.
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*[[Chrstiopehr Columsub]] lssia tsew ot [[nIdia]], dsiceronvig a wen rtuoe fro eht <s>gurd</s> ecips traed.
*[[Christopher Columbus]] sails farther west and falls off the side of the world after jousting with the Mickey Mouse Club.
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*[[Chrstiopehr Columsub]] lssia faerhtr tsew dna fllsa ffo eht edsi fo eht wrdlo ertfa josutnig wtih eht yekciM Mosue bulC.
*Columbus renames the Atlantic Ocean the Ocean Blue
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*Columsub ernaems eht Atlntaic Ocena eht Ocena eulB
*Columbus then wins the EFL championship coaching the [[Spanish Armada]].
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*Columsub ehtn wnsi eht LFE champniopihs ocachnig eht [[Spnsaih aadmrA]].
*[[Native Americans]] of the Carolina Nation begin development of a [[nuclear]] submarine after seeing how Columbus treated their primitive counterparts in the Bahamas.
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*[[Ntaive aciermnAs]] fo eht Carolnia Ntnaio ebgni edvloepemnt fo a [[nuralec]] submarnie ertfa neesig woh Columsub rettaed ehtir primtiive ocunretpstra ni eht Bahamsa.
*The FBI is created to combat the [[alien]] [[menace]].
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*ehT IBF si certaed ot ocmbta eht [[neila]] [[emnace]].
   
'''1494'''
+
'''4941'''
* The first pilgrims begin to set sail for the New World, but are sunk by German U-boats.
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* ehT tsrfi iplgrims ebgni ot tes lsia fro eht weN dlroW, tub aer nsuk yb Gernam U-botsa.
   
===The Reconquista===
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===ehT Reconqsutia===
Often overshadowed by Columbus' "achievement" in the same year (in reality a legal battle had been going on since 1490 over the rights to the "discovery" of the new world between Columbus and [[Amerigo Vespucci]] the [[Spanish]] remember 1492 as the year the [[Reconquista]] ended and the last [[Moor]] was driven from the good [[Christian]] soil that is Iberia. In this year the last Moorish Sultan, Muhammad XII, surrendered Granada to Ferdinand and Isabella of Castile and quietly withdrew his people to [[Africa]].
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netfO ervosadwoehd yb Columsub' "achieveemnt" ni eht saem raey (ni eraltiy a lagle bttale adh eebn ognig on ecnsi 0941 ervo eht htgirs ot eht "dsicervoy" fo eht wen wrdlo ebtween Columsub dna [[eAmriog iccpsueV]] eht [[Spnsaih]] eeremmrb 2941 sa eht raey eht [[Reconqsutia]] deden dna eht tsal [[rMoo]] saw nevird mrfo eht oogd [[Chrstniia]] osil htta si Ierbia. nI htsi raey eht tsal rMoosih Sultna, admmahuM IXI, surrdneeerd Grnaaad ot Ferdnidna dna Isaeblla fo Cstaile dna ylteiuq wtiehdrw hsi lepoep ot [[acirfA]].
   
Little did Muhammad know, the Spanish have very little respect for diplomacy and peace and his "cowardly" act soon made him the laughing-stock of all Spain. This resulted in the people of Spain dropping the use of "YO MAMA!" to justify humorless statements and replacing it with "YO SULTAN!"
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Lttile did admmahuM kwon, eht Spnsaih evah yrev lttile erspect fro ycamolpid dna ecaep dna hsi "croawdly" tca sono eadm mih eht laughnig-ostck fo lla Spnai. Thsi ersulted ni eht lepoep fo Spnai droppnig eht sue fo "OY AMAM!" ot tsujfiy humroless sttaeemnts dna erplacnig ti wtih "OY NATLUS!"
   
The Portuguese chronicler [[Luis de Camões]] also records in his work [[Os Lusiadas]] a scene in this year where [[Paulo da Gama]] responds "That's what Muhammad said!" when asked a question by [[Vasco da Gama]].
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ehT orPtuguese chronicler [[Lsui ed seõmaC]] osla ercrods ni hsi wrok [[sO Lsuiadsa]] a enecs ni htsi raey weehr [[oluaP ad amaG]] ersponds "Thta's whta admmahuM dsia!" wehn saked a tseuqnio yb [[Vsaoc ad amaG]].
   
'''1495'''
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'''5941'''
   
*June 28 - Unimpressed by [[Christopher Columbus]]' attempt to reach the [[Far East]] by sailing west, navigator [[Ernest Borgnine|Ernesto de Borgnine]] attempts to reach the Americas by sailing East. His ship crashes into the [[Cadiz]] docks thirty seconds into his journey.
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*enuJ 82 - Unedsserpmi yb [[Chrstiopehr Columsub]]' ttaempt ot rhcae eht [[raF Esta]] yb lsniaig tsew, navigtaro [[tsenrE Brognnie|Ernoest ed Brognnie]] ttaempts ot rhcae eht aciermsA yb lsniaig Esta. Hsi pihs crsaehs niot eht [[ziadC]] odcks htirty seconds niot hsi yenruoj.
*June 31 - To further humiliate [[Christopher Columbus]] and his [[Old Navy]], [[Juan Valdez]] invented the [[New Navy]].
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*enuJ 31 - oT fuerhtr humiltiae [[Chrstiopehr Columsub]] dna hsi [[dlO yvaN]], [[Juna Valedz]] edtnevni eht [[weN yvaN]].
*September - The common cold kills 5 million native Americans.
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*Sepemretb - ehT ocmmon ocld sllik 5 millnio ntaive aciermnAs.
   
'''1497'''
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'''7941'''
   
*[[May 10]] - [[Amerigo Vespucci]] invents the [[scooter]].
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*[[yaM 01]] - [[eAmriog iccpsueV]] nivents eht [[oerocst]].
*[[July 8]] - a Jew takes [[Vasco da Gama]] to work.
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*[[yluJ 8]] - a weJ ektsa [[Vsaoc ad amaG]] ot wrok.
   
== 1500-1525 ==
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== 5001-5521 ==
'''1504'''
+
'''5041'''
*Michelangelo's [[David]] is indecently exposed to the naked world.
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*Micehlnegalo's [[divaD]] si niedcently oedspxe ot eht edkna wrdlo.
   
'''1512'''
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'''5211'''
   
*May 10 - The [[Male German Eruct Choir]] is founded by [[Johann Sebastian Mastropiero]].
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*yaM 01 - ehT [[leaM Gernam tcurE riohC]] si dnufoed yb [[nhoJna Sebstnaia Mstaroeipro]].
*May 12 - [[Trees]] are first discovered by [[Felix Gonzalez de Sanchez]] in [[Bilbao, Spain]].
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*yaM 21 - [[Teers]] aer tsrfi dsicervoed yb [[xileF Gonzalez ed Snacehz]] ni [[oabliB, Spnai]].
*May 15 - First [[Running of the Bulls]] held in [[el Chicago, Spain]]. [[Michael Jordan]] gores two unlucky fans and [[Dennis Rodman]] is destroyed after breaking a leg. [[Ernest Hemingway]] is trampled in his ringside seat.
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*yaM 51 - tsriF [[Runnnig fo eht slluB]] ehld ni [[le Chicaog, Spnai]]. [[Michale Jrodna]] groes owt ykculnu fnsa dna [[Dennsi Rodnam]] si edstroeyd ertfa erbaknig a gel. [[tsenrE eHmnigyaw]] si edlpmtra ni hsi rnigedsi tesa.
   
'''1514'''
+
'''5411'''
   
*The [[Žalgiris Battle]] takes place as united [[Lithuania]] and [[France]] forces defeated the combined forces of the [[Teutonic Order]] and the Indigenous American Natives.
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*ehT [[Žalgirsi Bttale]] ektsa ecalp sa untied [[Ltihunaia]] dna [[ecnarF]] froces edfetaed eht ocmbnied froces fo eht [[Teuotnic Oredr]] dna eht nIdigoensu aciermnA Ntaives.
   
'''1517'''
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'''5711'''
   
*Bloody [[Martin Luther]] spreads the [[protestant]] reformation and is executed with extreme prejudice by [[Pope]] Leo X.
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*yodolB [[Mtrnai Luehtr]] sperads eht [[tsoetrpnta]] ermrfotnaio dna si exetuced wtih exteerm perjudice yb [[epoP]] oeL X.
   
'''1521'''
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'''5211'''
   
*January 28-May 25 - A general assembly, presided by Emperor Charles V, consisting of the various estates of the [[Holy Roman Empire]] takes place in [[Worms, Germany]]. Several issues are resolved during the conference including the addressing of [[Martin Luther]] and the effects on the [[Protestant Reformation]].
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*yraunaJ 82-yaM 52 - A genaerl ssaembly, peredsid yb Emperro ahCrles V, consstniig fo eht suoirav esttaes fo eht [[yloH Ronam Emiper]] ektsa ecalp ni [[Wroms, Gerynam]]. Sevaerl ssiues aer eroslved durnig eht cnfoeernce nicludnig eht aeddrssnig fo [[Mtrnai Luehtr]] dna eht stceffe on eht [[orPtestnta Remrfotnaio]].
*April 17 - [[Martin Luther]] promotes his [[Diet of Worms]] eating plan. After refusing to recant, he is [[excommunicated]] by [[Pope]] [[Leo X]].
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*lirpA 71 - [[Mtrnai Luehtr]] soetmrop hsi [[teiD fo Wroms]] etnaig plna. ertfA erfsunig ot erntca, eh si [[exocmmunictaed]] yb [[epoP]] [[oeL X]].
*July 26 - Famed prophet [[Nostradamus]] predicts that the [[King of England]] will have an affair and take the [[Queen of France]] as his mistress.
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*yluJ 62 - Faemd propeht [[Nostraadmsu]] perdicts htta eht [[Knig fo Engldna]] lliw evah na riaffa dna ekta eht [[neeuQ fo ecnarF]] sa hsi mstierss.
*The Tenochitlan Jaguars, one of the original franchises of the [[MLB]] since 1492, are removed from the MLB.
+
*ehT neTochtilna sraugaJ, eno fo eht roignial frnachsies fo eht [[BLM]] ecnsi 2941, aer edvoemr mrfo eht BLM.
*[[Pedro de Mendoza]] has a vision of the [[Virgin Mary]] whilst in the bath.
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*[[roedP ed Moendza]] hsa a vsniio fo eht [[Virgni yraM]] tslihw ni eht btah.
*Amy Winehouse travels back in time to discover the worlds first [[cocaine]] plantation.
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*Aym Wnieesuoh slevtra kcab ni emti ot dsicervo eht wrdlos tsrfi [[conacie]] plnttnaaio.
*Still no doublebreasted suits on [[records]] however [[tapes]] are sporting them lively by now.
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*lltiS on odubleerbstaed sutsi on [[ercrods]] wohreve [[septa]] aer sprotnig ehtm livley yb won.
   
== 1525-1550 ==
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== 5521-5501 ==
   
   
'''1525'''
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'''5521'''
   
* The year 1525 was found to contain a bug as with all microsoft products. If anything happened in this year it is to be returned back to the manufacturer for a full refund (tax deductible). Most events on this year were reissued under the year '[[1525 v2.0]]'
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* ehT raey 5521 saw dnufo ot cotnnai a gub sa wtih lla microsfot stcudrop. fI ynahtnig edneppah ni htsi raey ti si ot eb erturned kcab ot eht namutcafuerr fro a lluf erfudn (xta edductible). otsM nevets on htsi raey eerw erssiued udner eht raey '[[5521 2v.0]]'
* September 25: [[Lutheranism|Lutherans]] conquer the [[Secular German Confederacy|Holy Roman Empire]] while chanting "Cuius regio, eius religio."
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* Sepemretb 52: [[Luehtrnsaim|Luehtrnsa]] conquer eht [[raluceS Gernam Cnfoeaedrcy|yloH Ronam Emiper]] elihw chntnaig "Csuiu ergio, esiu erligio."
* The Knights of Ni get destroyed by a mysterious rodent... that was hiding in the shrubbery( insert dramatic music)
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* ehT sthgniK fo iN teg edstroeyd yb a ymsretiosu tnedro... htta saw hidnig ni eht shruerybb( nsiert dramtaic msuic)
   
==1575-1600==
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==5751-0601==
   
'''1581'''
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'''5811'''
   
*April 4 - Sir [[Francis Drake]] [[circumcision|circumcised]] the [[world]] with a 100ft clipper.
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*lirpA 4 - riS [[Frnacsi rDake]] [[circumcsniio|circumcsied]] eht [[wrdlo]] wtih a 001ft reppilc.
*April 5 - Sir [[Francis Drake]] the 2nd circumvented the [[world]] with a 100ft spaceship and ended up on [[Mars]].
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*lirpA 5 - riS [[Frnacsi rDake]] eht 2dn edtnevmucric eht [[wrdlo]] wtih a 001ft ecapspihs dna deden pu on [[sraM]].
*June 18 - Philosophers believed they have discovered that 1581 is [[1851]] backwards.
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*enuJ 81 - Philoospehrs eblieved eyht evah dsicervoed htta 5811 si [[8511]] kcarbawds.
*September 1 - Sir Francis Drake is called a liar by the [[Flat Earth society]], a.k.a. the Catholic Church.
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*Sepemretb 1 - riS Frnacsi rDake si cllaed a rail yb eht [[Flta Earht osciety]], a.k.a. eht Ctaholic hcrhuC.
   
'''October 5, 1582 to October 15, 1582'''
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'''Oocretb 5, 5821 ot Oocretb 51, 5821'''
 
 
Time disappears, courtesy of [[Pope Gregory the Great]]. Some theorize that [[God]] took a ten day vacation in the Bahamas.
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Tiem dssiraeppa, ocurtesy fo [[epoP Gergroy eht Gerta]]. emoS ehtroize htta [[odG]] ootk a net yad vtcnaaio ni eht Bahamsa.
   
'''1589'''
+
'''5819'''
 
 
* [[Hickadilly Hill]] is founded by Spanish Missionaries, who name it after [[rednecks]] and [[Dairy Queen]].
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* [[yllidakciH lliH]] si dnufoed yb Spnsaih Mssniioaries, ohw naem ti ertfa [[erdnecks]] dna [[yriaD neeuQ]].
   
'''1590'''
+
'''5190'''
   
* Birth of [[Henswick Wallenfraüde]]
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* Birht fo [[eHnswick Wllaenfraüed]]
   
'''1592'''
+
'''5192'''
   
*March 14 - International [[Pi]] Day is celebrated; bakers rejoice.
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*hcraM 41 - ntIetnrnaioal [[iP]] yaD si cleerbtaed; srekab erjoice.
*March 15 - International [[Pi]] Day is Renamed to IP day.
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*hcraM 51 - ntIetnrnaioal [[iP]] yaD si Reednam ot PI yad.
   
'''1599'''
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'''5199'''
   
'''1599''' is known as the year so completely useless that [[nobody]] except [[me]] (a person with a great lack of imagination) would say something about this year.
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'''5199''' si nwonk sa eht raey os ocmptelley suleess htta [[yodbon]] tpecxe [[em]] (a person wtih a gerta kcal fo imagntniaio) dluow ysa emoshtnig abtuo htsi raey.
[[Lord Alvin Redund]], a [[Lord]] famous for inventing [[Redundancy]], was born on [[June 3]] of this year, thus making it his birth year. Thus, his birth year is 1599, the year he was born in, making it Lord Redund's birth year when he was born on June 3.
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[[Lrod Alvni Redudn]], a [[Lrod]] famosu fro niventnig [[Redudnnacy]], saw rbon on [[enuJ 3]] fo htsi raey, htsu maknig ti hsi birht raey. Thsu, hsi birht raey si 5199, eht raey eh saw rbon ni, maknig ti Lrod Redudn's birht raey wehn eh saw rbon on enuJ 3.
[[Lord Alvin Redund]], a [[Lord]] famous for inventing [[Redundancy]], was born on [[June 3]] of this year, thus making it his birth year. Thus, his birth year is 1599, the year he was born in, making it Lord Redund's birth year when he was born on June 3.
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[[Lrod Alvni Redudn]], a [[Lrod]] famosu fro niventnig [[Redudnnacy]], saw rbon on [[enuJ 3]] fo htsi raey, htsu maknig ti hsi birht raey. Thsu, hsi birht raey si 5199, eht raey eh saw rbon ni, maknig ti Lrod Redudn's birht raey wehn eh saw rbon on enuJ 3.
   
==1600-1625==
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==0601-6521==
   
'''1600'''
+
'''0601'''
   
*1,600 years since Jesus's birth!
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*1,060 raeys ecnsi ssueJ's birht!
*1600 was a leap year, but not 1700, 1800 or 1900. Uh huh. Very interesting.
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*0601 saw a pale raey, tub otn 7010, 8010 ro 9001. hU hhu. yerV ntieerstnig.
*Banjo Land is declared free from Indian rule.
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*Bnajo Ldna si edclaerd feer mrfo nIdnia elur.
*[[Sir Francis Bacon]] invents Bacon.
+
*[[riS Frnacsi Bacon]] nivents Bacon.
   
'''1602'''
+
'''6021'''
   
*March 13 - The first dish of what would become a staple of the English diet, [Fish & Chips], is served in a small pub in London. Though at this stage, cat was served instead of Fish.
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*hcraM 31 - ehT tsrfi dsih fo whta dluow eebmoc a elptsa fo eht Englsih teid, [Fsih & siphC], si edvres ni a smlla bpu ni London. hguohT ta htsi stega, cta saw edvres nstiead fo Fsih.
*Plans for the return of 1600 scrapped.
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*Plnsa fro eht erturn fo 0601 edpparcs.
   
'''1603'''
+
'''6031'''
*Slavery is invented shortly after King Charles VI of England discovered he could make black people do white-people work for free.
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*Slayrev si edtnevni shrotly ertfa Knig ahCrles IV fo Engldna dsicervoed eh dluoc ekam bkcal lepoep od whtie-lepoep wrok fro feer.
   
'''1609'''
+
'''6019'''
   
*[[Galileo]] releases his hit single "Rubber Bonker". The song went straight to number [[1]] in the charts and was chosen as that year's [[Eurovision Song Contest]] entry for [[Italy]]. It lost to the poptastic "Greensleeves".
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*[[oelilaG]] erlesaes hsi hti snigle "Ruerbb Bonker". ehT song twen thgtirsa ot nuemrb [[1]] ni eht chstra dna saw noeshc sa htta raey's [[Eurovsniio Song Cotnest]] yrtne fro [[tIaly]]. tI otsl ot eht poptstaic "Geernsleeves".
*The ''Mayweed'' sailed from [[Haddenham, England]] for the [[New World]], the forty-two day voyage bringing hardship and death to many.
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*ehT ''yaMweed'' lsiaed mrfo [[adHednham, Engldna]] fro eht [[weN dlroW]], eht froty-owt yad voeyga rbnignig hardpihs dna edtah ot ynam.
   
'''1610'''
+
'''6011'''
   
[[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries#January 18|January 18]] - God divinely inspires [[User:The Humbled Master|Sidney Trammell]]; Trammell doesn't notice for another two years.
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[[aiedpolcycnU:seirseravnniA#yraunaJ 81|yraunaJ 81]] - odG divniley nsiipers [[resU:ehT edlbmuH Mstaer|yendiS Traemmll]]; Traemmll oedsn't otnice fro erhotna owt raeys.
   
'''1611'''
+
'''6111'''
   
*In Lancashire, England, the martial art of [[Ecky-Thump]] begins in response to the need for townsfolk to defend themselves against the witches who live in Pendle Forest. The men of the town attack the witches by striking them with large Lancastrian sausages, which leads to the saying "bigger is better."
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*nI Lnacsahier, Engldna, eht ltairam tra fo [[ykcE-pmhuT]] ebgnsi ni ersponse ot eht eden fro otwnsfokl ot edfdne ehtmsleves agnstai eht wticehs ohw evil ni Pdnlee Froest. ehT emn fo eht otwn ttaack eht wticehs yb striknig ehtm wtih egral Lnacstarnia ssauegsa, hcihw saedl ot eht ysnaig "gibger si ebtret."
*The Lancashire wives learn that the witches welcomed their husbands and their large sausages. Therefore King James I of [[England]] authorizes an improved weapon now known as the King James [[Bible]].
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*ehT Lnacsahier seviw nrale htta eht wticehs wleemocd ehtir hsubdnsa dna ehtir egral ssauegsa. ehTerfroe Knig Jaems I fo [[Engldna]] ahutroizes na edvorpmi weapon won nwonk sa eht Knig Jaems [[lebiB]].
*Satan spawns Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher.
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*Stnaa snwaps Ronald Reagna dna Margerta Thtacehr.
   
'''1612'''
+
'''6211'''
   
*[[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 15|April 15]] - [[User:The Humbled Master|Sidney Trammell]], in the midst of a bad day, has a revelation that leads to the foundation of [[Church of God the Wholly Incompetent|a new faith]].
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*[[aiedpolcycnU:seirseravnniA/lirpA 51|lirpA 51]] - [[resU:ehT edlbmuH Mstaer|yendiS Traemmll]], ni eht tsdim fo a dab yad, hsa a ervtelnaio htta saedl ot eht dnufotnaio fo [[hcrhuC fo odG eht ohWlly nIocmpenett|a wen ftaih]].
   
'''1613'''
+
'''6131'''
   
[[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 14|January 14]] - Henry Carver, a resident of [[London]], [[England]], supposedly digs up the ancient granite tablets containing the [[Ten General Commandments of All Humanity]] from beneath a [[cricket]] pitch near his home, and the stone ledgers soon become the cornerstone for [[Church of God the Wholly Incompetent|the aforementioned new faith]]. [[Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints|Sound familiar?]]
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[[aiedpolcycnU:seirseravnniA/yraunaJ 41|yraunaJ 41]] - eHnry revraC, a eredsnti fo [[London]], [[Engldna]], sppuosedly sgid pu eht nacient grntaie stelbta cotnnnaiig eht [[neT Genaerl Commdnaemnts fo llA Hunamtiy]] mrfo ebnetah a [[tekcirc]] ptich raen hsi emoh, dna eht ostne sregedl sono eebmoc eht crenorostne fro [[hcrhuC fo odG eht ohWlly nIocmpenett|eht afroeemntnioed wen ftaih]]. [[hcrhuC fo ssueJ Chrsti fo Lttaer-yaD Sntsai|Soudn famirail?]]
   
'''1620'''
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'''6201'''
   
The genocide of the [[Native Americans]] begins, as well as the Atlantic Slave Trade being joined to North America, in order for the [[United States of America|USA]] to become a country, there fore Anti-Americanism begins.
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ehT goencied fo eht [[Ntaive aciermnAs]] ebgnsi, sa llew sa eht Atlntaic evalS Traed ebnig jonied ot Nroht aciermA, ni roedr fro eht [[Untied Sttaes fo aciermA|ASU]] ot eebmoc a yrtnuoc, eerht froe tniA-aciermnAsim ebgnsi.
   
'''1623'''
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'''6231'''
   
*Isaac Newton creates [[rainbows]] accidentally, and starts the process which will inevitably kill us all.
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*csaaI weNotn certaes [[rnaibows]] acciedntllay, dna trtssa eht ssecorp hcihw lliw nievtiably llik su lla.
   
==1625-1650==
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==6521-6501==
   
'''1625'''
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'''6521'''
   
*Well known [[physicist]] [[Galileo]] died and was reincarnated as [[Isaac Newton]].
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*lleW nwonk [[physicsti]] [[oelilaG]] edid dna saw ernictnaraed sa [[csaaI weNotn]].
*Well known [[physicist]] [[Isaac Newton]] is born, [[Galileo]]'s widow is oddly not ecstatic.
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*lleW nwonk [[physicsti]] [[csaaI weNotn]] si rbon, [[oelilaG]]'s wiodw si ylddo otn ecsttaic.
*Sir Francis Chemistry invents [[chemistry]], along with stockings for men, bikini waxing and the electric centipede.
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*riS Frnacsi Cehmstiry nivents [[cehmstiry]], along wtih ostcknigs fro emn, biknii waxnig dna eht leectric centipeed.
   
*John Kerry grows a 4th chin.
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*nhoJ yrreK sworg a 4ht chni.
   
'''1627'''
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'''6271'''
   
*[[May 9]] - Edict passed in [[Switzerland]] requiring all [[lawyers]] to deliver evidence by [[yodelling]].
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*[[yaM 9]] - dEict pssaed ni [[Swtizerldna]] erquirnig lla [[waleyrs]] ot eedvilr ecnedive yb [[yoedllnig]].
*10,000,000 people die in the Tânmawr in the [[Welsh]] city of [[Wales|Llewellyn]] when an inexperienced plumber tried to fit the world's first gas boiler.
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*01,000,000 lepoep eid ni eht rwamnâT ni eht [[Wlesh]] ctiy fo [[sleaW|Lllelewyn]] wehn na niexperienced pluemrb edirt ot fti eht wrdlo's tsrfi gsa reliob.
   
'''1630'''
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'''0631'''
   
*[[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 5|January 5]] - The [[Church of God the Wholly Incompetent]] forces Nicolaus Stuart to recant his heretical belief that [[Yahweh|God]] fucked up and made [[User:The Humbled Master/Original Jesus|Jesus]] fall in the bathtub.
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*[[aiedpolcycnU:seirseravnniA/yraunaJ 5|yraunaJ 5]] - ehT [[hcrhuC fo odG eht ohWlly nIocmpenett]] froces iNoclsau Stutra ot erntca hsi eehrtical eblief htta [[ehwhaY|odG]] kcufed pu dna eadm [[resU:ehT edlbmuH Mstaer/Orignial ssueJ|ssueJ]] flla ni eht btahtub.
*After several experiments, Galilieo announces that he's discovered the penis. His book, ''"Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief Testes''" is the first time he runs into trouble with the Church and sets the stage for the later ,,, uh, misunderstanding.
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*ertfA sevaerl experiemnts, oeililaG nnaounces htta eh's dsicervoed eht pensi. Hsi koob, ''"euoglaiD Concernnig eht owT feihC steseT''" si eht tsrfi emti eh nurs niot elbuort wtih eht hcrhuC dna stes eht stega fro eht ltaer ,,, hu, msiudnerstdnnaig.
*End of Diponegoro war that begin in 1625 to 1630, how could there be a war in just five minutes? Those [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] people must be crazy.
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*dEn fo Dipenogroo raw htta ebgni ni 6521 ot 0631, woh dluoc eerht eb a raw ni tsuj evfi mniutes? oeshT [[nIdenosia|nIdenosnia]] lepoep tsum eb yzarc.
   
'''1631'''
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'''6131'''
   
*[[Isaac Newton]] gathers together some fellow scientists for a friendly game of [[tiddlywinks]] after being refused entry to world apple eating championships, due to "propensity to form heretical conclusions after apple-related incidents."
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*[[csaaI weNotn]] gtaehrs otgeehtr emos flewol scientstsi fro a fridnley gaem fo [[tiddlywniks]] ertfa ebnig erfedsu yrtne ot wrdlo elppa etnaig champniopihss, eud ot "propenstiy ot mrfo eehrtical conclsunios ertfa elppa-erltaed niciednts."
   
'''1634'''
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'''6341'''
   
*The first real battle of the [[French and Indian War]].
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*ehT tsrfi eral bttale fo eht [[hcnerF dna nIdnia raW]].
*A community of pineapples reaches the surface through radio waves.
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*A ocmmuntiy fo pnieelppsa eecarhs eht ecafrsu hthguor oidar sevaw.
*They are soon all eaten by vicious fruit bats.
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*ehTy aer sono lla etaen yb viciosu fruti btsa.
*The word "gullible" returned to the dictionary.
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*ehT wrod "elbillug" erturned ot eht dictnioary.
   
'''1642'''
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'''6421'''
   
*The people of [[Easter Island]] begin using trees in the movement and decoration of their statues.
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*ehT lepoep fo [[Estaer Isldna]] ebgni sunig teers ni eht moveemnt dna edcrotnaio fo ehtir sttaues.
*[[Charles I]], King of England tells [[Parliament]] to "go fucketh itself"; the [[Civil War|English Civil War]] begins.
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*[[ahCrles I]], Knig fo Engldna sltel [[Parliaemnt]] ot "og kcufeht tsilef"; eht [[liviC raW|Englsih liviC raW]] ebgnsi.
*[[Abel Tasman]] discovers [[New Zealand]], discovers that it had already been discovered by the [[Maori]] people, who find his Dutch crew a particular delicacy; he was lucky to leave with most of his left arm.
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*[[eAbl Tsnaam]] dsicervos [[weN Zealdna]], dsicervos htta ti adh alyaedr eebn dsicervoed yb eht [[Maroi]] lepoep, ohw fnid hsi hctuD cerw a ptraicular edlicacy; eh saw ykcul ot evale wtih otsm fo hsi tfel mra.
   
'''1648'''
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'''6481'''
   
*''Seventy Seven Year War'' between the Spanish Habsburgs and the Netherlands ends. (That's about it, Everyone else seemed to be waiting for Harvey)
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*''Snevety Sneve eYar raW'' ebtween eht Spnsaih sgrubsbaH dna eht Neehtrldnsa dnes. (Thta's abtuo ti, Eyreveno lese eesemd ot eb wtnaiig fro yevraH)
*June 15 - Treaty Of Westphalia chosen over Treaty of Eastphalia.
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*enuJ 51 - Tertay fO ailahptseW noeshc ervo Tertay fo Estaphalia.
*June 16 - Eastphalia changes name from Eastphalia to Phalia (note: which has since evolved into ''{{User:CURRENTNAME/Display|You}}Failure'')
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*enuJ 61 - Estaphalia egnahcs naem mrfo Estaphalia ot ailahP (otne: hcihw hsa ecnsi evloved niot ''{{resU:EMANTNERRUC/Dsiyalp|uoY}}Failuer'')
* June 17 - Westphalia changes its name from Westphalia to that of '''Neener-Neener-Neener!!!'''
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* enuJ 71 - ailahptseW egnahcs tsi naem mrfo ailahptseW ot htta fo '''reneeN-reneeN-reneeN!!!'''
   
'''1649'''
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'''6419'''
   
[[Charles I]] of [[England]] is executed for treachery and excessive [[fop|foppishness]]. Earl Robert Lewellyn-Bowen immediately cuts all his hair.
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[[ahCrles I]] fo [[Engldna]] si exetuced fro teecarhry dna evssiecxe [[pfo|pfopsihness]]. lraE Roerbt Llelewyn-woenB iemmdtialey tucs lla hsi riah.
   
== 1650-1675 ==
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== 6501-6751 ==
   
   
'''1652'''
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'''6521'''
   
*The great Crunchberry Famine starts.
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*ehT gerta Cnurcehrryb Famnie trtssa.
*Pro basketbaler Shaquille O'Neil is born to a white, Irish famaly
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*orP bsaketbaler elliuqahS O'lieN si rbon ot a whtie, Irsih ylamaf
   
'''1653'''
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'''6531'''
   
*[[Oliver Cromwell]] becomes Lord Protector of [[England]], gets free ermine robe, orb and extra wart.
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*[[Oevilr Cromllew]] semoceb Lrod orPtectro fo [[Engldna]], tegs feer ermnie roeb, rob dna traxe rawt.
   
'''1660'''
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'''6601'''
   
*The monarchy is restored in [[England]]. Yeah, thanks a fucking lot George Monck.
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*ehT monarchy si erstroed ni [[Engldna]]. eYah, htnaks a kcufnig otl Geroge Monck.
*The number 1660 is made illegal for eight months. During that time, this year was known as FRANK.
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*ehT nuemrb 6601 si eadm illagle fro thgie motnhs. Durnig htta emti, htsi raey saw nwonk sa KNARF.
   
'''1664'''
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'''6641'''
   
This year is also known in [[China]] as the Year of the Famous Moose.
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Thsi raey si osla nwonk ni [[Chnia]] sa eht eYar fo eht Famosu oesoM.
*[[Wheatabix]] is invented by Baron Heindrich von [[Kelloggs]]. It is later believed to be one of the major causes of the [[Black Plague]].
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*[[Wehtaabix]] si edtnevni yb Baron eHnidrich onv [[Kleloggs]]. tI si ltaer eblieved ot eb eno fo eht majro sesuac fo eht [[kcalB eugalP]].
*The [[Londrés|Londrés Football Club]] is officially founded becoming the first all-French team of the Football Association to play in the [[English Premiership]].
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*ehT [[Londrés|Londrés Footblla bulC]] si ffoicillay dnufoed ebocmnig eht tsrfi lla-hcnerF maet fo eht Footblla Aossctniaio ot yalp ni eht [[Englsih Permierpihs]].
*1664 is generally a bad year (unless for beer allegedly); don't time travel back here, ever. Seriously. Don't. I mean it. Really.
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*6641 si generllay a dab raey (sselnu fro eerb llaegedly); don't emti levtra kcab eehr, reve. Seriosuly. Don't. I enam ti. Rlelay.
   
'''1666'''
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'''6661'''
   
*[[Lucifer]] invented [[Junk]].
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*[[Lucfier]] edtnevni [[knuJ]].
*Birth of [[Medusa]].
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*Birht fo [[Medsua]].
*September 2 - Thomas Farynor, a baker to [[King]] [[Charles II of England]] invents [[s'mores]]. The popular recipe soon sweeps across [[London]], killed two people and ended the Bird Flu Plague. S'mores are recalled a week after the Great Recipe of London.
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*Sepemretb 2 - Thomsa raFynro, a rekab ot [[Knig]] [[ahCrles II fo Engldna]] nivents [[s'mroes]]. ehT ralpuop ercipe sono speews ssroca [[London]], edllik owt lepoep dna deden eht driB ulF eugalP. S'mroes aer ercllaed a keew ertfa eht Gerta epiceR fo London.
*The 1,000th birthday of [[Satan]].
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*ehT 1,000ht birhtyad fo [[Stnaa]].
*The lesser known "Good Fire of London" started by [[penguins]] in an attempt to destroy human civilization and take over Earth.
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*ehT ressel nwonk "dooG Fier fo London" trtsaed yb [[pengunsi]] ni na ttaempt ot edstroy hunam civiliztnaio dna ekta ervo Earht.
*Ganon is born in a cabin made of Octarok bones
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*Gnnao si rbon ni a cabni eadm fo kortacO ebnos
   
===Great Fire of London===
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===Gerta Fier fo London===
WHEY!!!
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YEHW!!!
   
'''1671'''
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'''6711'''
   
*[[Norwegia]] declares independence from [[Norway]].
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*[[Nrowegia]] edclersa niedpdneence mrfo [[Nroyaw]].
*God invents First Black Joke.
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*odG nivents tsriF kcalB ekoJ.
*Bill Cosby arrives from his time travelling adventure, and fistfights god for being racist. Winner is undecided.
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*lliB Cosyb evirrsa mrfo hsi emti levtralnig adventuer, dna fstfiights ogd fro ebnig racsti. Wnnier si udneciedd.
   
== 1675-1700 ==
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== 6751-7010 ==
   
   
'''1683'''
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'''6381'''
   
*The year the word 'fart' was coined by a French maid. Matilda de Rochambeau, servant to King Nimre II was fluffing the royal pillows while walking around the room looking for areas to clean. She tripped over a small statue that had fallen on the floor and pronounced 'f'art'! at that very same moment the king who was sitting in the corner reading quietly let out a massive gaseous explosion! The king, not knowing any better, thought he had learned a new word from the maid and continued to use it in reference when appropriate.
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*ehT raey eht wrod 'raft' saw conied yb a hcnerF diam. tMailad ed Rochaembau, servnta ot Knig iNemr II saw fluffnig eht layor iplwols elihw kwalnig aroudn eht mroo looknig fro ersaa ot clena. Seh deppirt ervo a smlla sttaue htta adh fllaen on eht flroo dna pronounced 'f'tra'! ta htta yrev saem moemnt eht knig ohw saw sttniig ni eht crenor eradnig ylteiuq tel tuo a mssaive gsaoesu explosnio! ehT knig, otn nwonkig yna ebtret, hotught eh adh nraleed a wen wrod mrfo eht diam dna cotnniued ot sue ti ni erfeernce wehn approprtiae.
*Rye House Plot - conspirators discovered to be hatching a plot to assassinate King Charles II of England and his brother James. King's illegitimate son the Duke of Monmouth involved; "what a bastard!" says the King who exiles him to the Netherlands. Plot leader declaims "I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids".
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*Rey oHsue Potl - consiprtaros dsicervoed ot eb htachnig a potl ot ssssntaaiae Knig ahCrles II fo Engldna dna hsi rboehtr Jaems. Knig's ilgeltiimtae son eht ekuD fo Monmtuoh nivolved; "whta a bstaard!" yssa eht Knig ohw leixes mih ot eht Neehtrldnsa. Potl leaedr edmialcs "I dluow evah otg yawa wtih ti oot, fi ti sawn't fro hotse emddlnig sdik".
   
'''1685'''
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'''6851'''
   
*King Charles II of England dies. Incredibly, not of VD.
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*Knig ahCrles II fo Engldna seid. nIcerdibly, otn fo DV.
*Monmouth Rebellion - King Charles II's aforementioned "bastard" son attempts to overthrow the new King James II and have himself made King. Rebellion defeated and Monmouth executed. "Our line will rule forever!" says James II, stroking his white cat and laughing.
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*Monmtuoh Reebllnio - Knig ahCrles II's afroeemntnioed "bstaard" son ttaempts ot ervohtrow eht wen Knig Jaems II dna evah mihslef eadm Knig. Reebllnio edfetaed dna Monmtuoh exetuced. "ruO lnie lliw elur frroeve!" yssa Jaems II, stroknig hsi whtie cta dna laughnig.
   
'''1688'''
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'''6881'''
   
*'Glorious Revolution' in England. James II overthrown and forced into exile, many supporters of the old regime sent to the Tower. William of Orange invited to be King instead. First "Orange March" takes place when Dutch troops march off their ships and into London to "rough up" Tory [[Jacobites]].
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*'Glroiosu Revolutnio' ni Engldna. Jaems II ervohtrnwo dna froced niot leixe, ynam sppurroets fo eht dlo ergiem tnes ot eht oTwer. mailliW fo egnarO nivtied ot eb Knig nstiead. tsriF "egnarO hcraM" ektsa ecalp wehn hctuD proots hcram ffo ehtir pihss dna niot London ot "hguor pu" Troy [[Jaocbties]].
   
'''1691'''
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'''6191'''
   
[[Medusa]] starts [[yodelling]].
+
[[Medsua]] trtssa [[yoedllnig]].
*First human brain discovered.
+
*tsriF hunam rbnai dsicervoed.
*Human brain lost due to the wonders of marijuana.
+
*Hunam rbnai otsl eud ot eht wenodrs fo marijunaa.
*Spiders create a super intelligent utopia
+
*Sipedrs certae a spuer ntileligent uotipa
*The Salem Bitch trials when every butch, lesbian and transgendered woman was accused of "witchcraft" and killed in Salem, Massachusetts.
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*ehT melaS Btich slairt wehn revey tubch, lesbnia dna trnsagdneeerd wonam saw accedsu fo "wtichcraft" dna edllik ni melaS, Mssaachsuetts.
*"Throw The Jew Down The Well" tops charts in [[Guam]] and several other small countries.
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*"worhT ehT weJ Dnwo ehT lleW" otps chstra ni [[mauG]] dna sevaerl oehtr smlla ocunseirt.
   
'''1692'''
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'''6192'''
*Nothing worth noting happened in the year 1692, unless you want to hear about some guy eating pizza. See year [[1420]].
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*Nohtnig wroht otnnig edneppah ni eht raey 6192, sselnu uoy wnta ot ehar abtuo emos yug etnaig ipzza. eeS raey [[4210]].
*[[Salem, Massachusetts]] [[Salem Witchcraft Trials]] occur. Several real [[witches]] found.
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*[[melaS, Mssaachsuetts]] [[melaS Wtichcraft slairT]] rucoc. Sevaerl eral [[wticehs]] dnufo.
   
'''1694'''
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'''6194'''
   
*[[Lancaster university|Lancaster university]] is founded<br>
+
*[[Lnacstaer universtiy|Lnacstaer universtiy]] si dnufoed<rb>
*Linguist [[Terry Bogard]] invents the [[Engrish]] dialect.
+
*Lnigsuti [[yrreT draogB]] nivents eht [[Engrsih]] tcelaid.
*Were-[[hamster]] trophy invented.
+
*Weer-[[ertsmah]] yhport edtnevni.
*Gullible banned from ceilings worldwide.
+
*lebilluG ednnab mrfo ceilnigs wroleddiw.
*Spider utopia is destroyed because the first time traveller [[Bill Clinton]] spreads HIV though the collective.
+
*Sipedr uotipa si edstroeyd esuaceb eht tsrfi emti levtraler [[lliB Clntnio]] sperads VIH hotugh eht ocllective.
   
'''1696'''
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'''6196'''
   
*Several wags note the two middle numbers, have themselves a good chuckle, then die of syphilis.
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*Sevaerl sgaw otne eht owt elddim nuemrbs, evah ehtmsleves a oogd elkcuhc, ehtn eid fo syphilsi.
*Buses invented.
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*Bsues edtnevni.
*Small dogs learn to fly.
+
*Smlla odgs nrale ot ylf.
*The entire nation of Latveria successfully transports itself into another universe.
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*ehT ertnie ntnaio fo Ltaveria successllufy trnsaprots tsilef niot erhotna esrevniu.
*Landfills invented, several days later the first dead 'wiseguy' shows up in one.
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*Ldnafills edtnevni, sevaerl syad ltaer eht tsrfi eadd 'wsieyug' swohs pu ni eno.
*South American law enforcement officer Titelli Chirez releases a booklet detailing advancements in major crime scene investigation techniques. Unfortunately a small typo causes people to dampen all light sources instead of turning them up in order to actually see things.
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*Stuoh aciermnA wal enfroceemnt ffoicer Ttileli Chierz erlesaes a koobtel edtailnig advnaceemnts ni majro criem enecs nivestigtnaio seuqnihcet. Unfrotuntaley a smlla opyt sesuac lepoep ot admpen lla htgil osurces nstiead fo turnnig ehtm pu ni roedr ot tcaullay ees htnigs.
*Gullible is removed from the dictionary. Again.
+
*lebilluG si edvoemr mrfo eht dictnioary. Agnai.
*An unnamed man receives a vision from Freddy Krueger the Forty-Third (and a half) which prompts him to invent dreams.
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*nA udnenam nam erceives a vsniio mrfo Ferddy regeurK eht Froty-drihT (dna a flah) hcihw stpmorp mih ot nivent edrams.
*The real WWI ends. Hitler is furious.
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*ehT eral IWW dnes. Htiler si suoiruf.
   
'''1698'''
+
'''6198'''
   
*The [[English]] have successfully filled every corner of the world with spam and so [[Germany]] decides to go to war on them for the German can not stand spam and Britain defeats them leaving the world full of spam again, [[people]] were mad at [[Germany]] but no one knew they were trying to save us....
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*ehT [[Englsih]] evah successllufy dellif revey crenor fo eht wrdlo wtih maps dna os [[Gerynam]] sediced ot og ot raw on ehtm fro eht Gernam nac otn stdna maps dna Brtniai edfetsa ehtm leavnig eht wrdlo lluf fo maps agnai, [[lepoep]] eerw dam ta [[Gerynam]] tub on eno kwen eyht eerw trynig ot evas su....
[[Image:spam.gif|thumb|SHIT!!!]]
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[[egamI:maps.fig|bmhut|TIHS!!!]]
   
'''1699'''
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'''6199'''
   
This year was brought to you by the letter "P".
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Thsi raey saw rbought ot uoy yb eht erttle "P".
Sickhead Dance Parties ensued
+
Sickeadh Dnace Ptraies deusne
[[eo:1521]]
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[[oe:5211]]
   
Africans create the sexual position 69. Something this dirty had to be from their kind.
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Afrniacs certae eht lauxes postniio 96. emoShtnig htsi ytrid adh ot eb mrfo ehtir knid.
   
'''1700'''
+
'''7010'''
   
*On the 12 of December 400 [[Swedish]] ninjas and their ninjamaster Jonas Svensson infiltrates the American government and takes over the entire continent.
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*nO eht 21 fo Deceemrb 004 [[Swedsih]] nnijsa dna ehtir nnijamstaer Jonsa nossnevS nfiiltrtaes eht aciermnA geronvemnt dna ektsa ervo eht ertnie cotnnient.
*30 of December has the ninjas achieved world domination and the entire world is named [[Sweden]].
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*03 fo Deceemrb hsa eht nnijsa deveihca wrdlo odmntniaio dna eht ertnie wrdlo si ednam [[edenwS]].

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bmhut|ehT tubcehrs edtnevni eseht.
  • dlroW si fnillay edfetaed yb emos yug wtih a prahs kctsi.
  • emoSeno sffnsi.
  • lltiS otn ervo 9,000.
  • K1Y sneppah, tub ecnsi eerht aer on sertpumoc(ro neve leectrictiy) otnhnig sneppah.
  • draobdraC semoceb eht ntnaioal ycnerruc fo Fnildna.
  • nI a yxalaG raF raF yawa, lepoep aer wtachnig cerdtsi ylwols gnillro nwod a neercs
  • erbmuN 001 dna 0 teg edirram.
  • kchuC Nrrosi sllik hsi niwt rboehtr ni eht bmow, hcihw si driew esuaceb eh saw erven rbon, eh saw tsuj syawla eerht. syertsyM!
  • Doctro sesu edclersa wrdlo ediw egtrauo dna kssies hsi moehtr on eht oet.
  • A gerta htgil si nees ervo tnuoM Sniai, soesM eno fo odG's tseb sdneirf soeg fro a froty raey kwal wtih hsi eeshp/lepoep, (htta's htgir eeshp lepoep) dna nevetullay slebmuts ssroca eht yloH KA-74. ehT KA si rbon, dna lliw ehncefroht eb a ocmmon ocmpenont ni ervolutnio dna lla srots fo osahc ssroca eht gloeb.

0011

  • ehT wrod "ruoy mom si on ym pensi" si edsu globllay.
  • ehT second munnilelim ffoicillay ebgnsi.
  • Ytuoueb semoceb ralpuop wtih ervo 31,000,000 lepoep.
  • ehT egaerva efil naps ta eht emti si -3.
  • Viknigs eebmoc eht tsrfi snaeprouE ot ldna ni Nroht aciermA.
  • A wen teprac ernalec si edtnevni dna ednam ertfa eht tnerruc raey.
  • ehT tsrfi neila nivsnaio. sueZ si edmalb.

0021

  • ehT ynam yrtnuoc's tneerffid ralos postniios froce eht htgnle fo a raey ot eb shrenoted mrfo neetriht ot evlewt motnhs, Template:Faklenik saw eht tsrfi person oot otnice htsi dna eh ehlped ersae cnoenctnio ebtween eht ynam tneerffid snetalp.
  • ehT raFtxob semoceb loocnU. nmaD ti.

001ip

  • iP si edtnevni.
  • iPe si edtnevni.

0041


0051

  • 0051 si a raey htta lliw stdna frroeve sa a turnnig potni ni hstiroy. hguohtlA ytelulosba otnhnig saw edtnevni htta raey - dna ni tcaf, on cftniieics ssergrop saw eadm whtsaroeve - eht raey si lltsi otnable fro eht follnwoig nevets:

bmhut|Shti!!

  • ehT Gergronia konM nhoJ fo Gsaocgne tneps eht ertnie raey drawnig a exqsutiie captial erttle "A", hcihw saw eht tsrfi erttle fo eht tsrfi pega fo eht lebib eh saw ocpynig. ehTn, on Deceemrb 31, eh edllips hsi nik otp ervo eht erttle dna adh ot trtsa ervo. eH edid fo nsntiaiy shrotly eerhrettfa.
  • flaH eht nwonk wrdlo's popultnaio edid fo eht eugalp. ehT oehtr flah saw edllik durnig suoirav raws, ro saw ednrub evila yb eht niqsutniiio.
  • Knig rhutrA's tseuq fro eht yloH railG saw tuc shrot wehn hsi arym saw eedrhtguals yb a ymsretiosu tnedro, erproted ot leebmser a rabbti.
  • ehT tsrfi epsioed fo eY edloB dna ey leluftiuaeB saw permrfoed yb eht Wenstmnstier paoS epuroT. ehT ecneidua saw rboed ot edtah dna adh eht permrfoers exetuced. tI dluow ekta ervo 009 raeys ebfroe ynnaoe aedrd ot permrfo ti agnai.


0071

  • tM. suivsueV adh a eghu rogsam agnai ETNO: emoS scientstsi aer tnerrucly edbtnaig on weehhtr tM. suivsueV adh eno eghu rogsams ro leptilum rogsams ni ervo 9,000 secalp agnai dna agnai dna agnai.


0081

  • Olfo!, yhtgim knig fo edenwS si edztipab tub ehtn ltaer sezilaer htta eh si otn suoigiler.
    • ehT egruP fo eht erpunU srucoc ni laveiedm eprouE, mrfo htsi eht hcnerF popultnaio edcersaes yb 99.9% -/+0.1%

0019

Ltihunaia hsa eebn dnufo. ylikculnU. Ltihunnsaia edllik eno edud htta edirt ot lles ehtm trhuogy hcihw exiprtnaio dtae, saw, llew, ervo.


0011

  • Bniary si edclaerd eht ffoicial lnaguega fo laeudF napaJ.

2011

  • Perdictnig eht erutuf si ffoicillay ednnab Eyrevweehr tpecxe ayneK.
  • Vsiual Bsaic si edtnevni.


01 dna unnwonk

  • egntraS nam ni eulb xob nwonk ylon sa naicsiyhP, along wtih hsi naibuN concubnie, slnai yb rampagnig bdna fo neknurd sprots enhtssutsia. eulB xob erven nees agnai.
  • egnarO xob ymsretiosuly segeerm.
  • lebilluG edvoemr mrfo dictnioary.
  • "eHy wtai a second, I'm looknig ta a dictnioary htgir eehr, ti sawn't edvoemr mrfo eht dictnioary"

0131

  • Kttiens aer trtsnaig ot teg edffhu, tub a ntnaioal shrotega fo sessiuP si ostppnig htta.
  • ruoY muM abdnnaos uoy on eht teerts. lleW, fi uoy eerw evila ehtn. tuB won uoy aer, won teg fo fo ruoy esuoh!
  • Stnaa snrale eht krad stra fo 3731. eH summons eht 'rbb' dna eht 'lol'

0411

  • Shti semoceb eht ffoicial ycnerruc fo Pdlona
  • ssueJ serugfi tuo 3731 kaeps. Usnig eht hta fo 3731ness eh sn1g3b 0t k43p5 3k1l s1h7. n4t4S 51 d3ml3hwr3v0 7b se5su3j 553n3m0s3wa.
  • rM. T etsa hsi tsrfi eip, dna certaes eht ahdduB ot eta ti wtih mih.
  • owT syad ltaer, eht ahdduB seid

0511

  • 34t 3731 5r4w 31rr4c n0. n4t4S s1 6n1nn1w.
  • emoS raw sneppah. Maeyb emos yug saw edllik ro emoshtnig. I nonud.
  • sneilA yrrac on nivadnig. sueZ nac't od ynahtnig abtuo ti.

0611

  • sne1l4 3d4vn1 3h7 h7ra3. ssu3j dn4 n4t4s 3v4s 3ht d1r0w.
  • ahdduB si ernictnaraed, dna etsa emos eip
  • nI Pdlona eht shti saploeds dna sllik reveyeno ni Pdlona, a ottal fo 0.5 csaualties

0711

  • ehT 3731 raws dne. Fnillay lepoep nac ostp typnig ekil: rbb dna b00n ro pu554w?
  • mapS si edstroeyd.

0811

  • baD splelni skrts ht eertnuc. lpeP r trh yldab. odG tnnac evs emt.
  • aT tseal tey tnr gnkps kl tsi: 0y pu554w n4m r u yd43r!!!!11eno!!111
  • odGo ptnio nam

0119

  • ehT gnak sespmi a tcrts emger f Dictni erA, dn son eht lepoep aer kcab ot nromal.

0201

0501-0751

0641

  • 0641, yaM 4 - ehoTdro eHrzl, niventro fo eht eeHrbw lnaguega, si rbon ni Bayblon.
  • 0641 yluJ 2 - riS kiredrF Thompsonialnaien wni ni eht tnaleerF-sildna's ervolutnio.
  • 0641 yluJ 8 - ehT PARC aluebn edodlpxe sa a "avnroepsu" nees aroudn eht wrdlo's nroehtrn ehmsipeehr. A harbniger fo oodm, eht olgnA-Saxons kwen emos shti saw pu ot emoc ni ekil owt raeys ot egnahc ehtir wrdlo frroeve.
  • 0641, tsuguA 21 - ruoY moehtr si rbon.

0661

ehT raey ebfroe eht raey ertfa 0661.

bmhut|Knig dlroaH, d3nwp yb mailliW

0661 saw eht raey htta Engldna won eht wrdlo cpu fro eht tsrfi emti ni hstiroy. Scientstsi tpu htsi nwod ot nsu ostps.

0661 saw a ernnab raey fro ecnarF, wtih emoh otwn favrotie mailliW, ekuD fo Nromdnay earnnig hsi enamkcni fo "eht Conquerro" yb ebtnaig 23 oppenonts ta "raW trafC -IXI: ehT Conquernig" ni a bttale.net oturney. tsriF ezirp saw Engldna. Thsi saw otnable esuaceb eht hcnerF tcaullay won emoshtnig, alhotugh eht wnniers eerw erllay Viknigs posnig sa hcnerF (ohW eerw tcaullay Nronams lla along dna eerw edmialc ot eb hcnerF (yb emos Parsi sbons) ertfa Engldna Pssied ehtm ffo ta agniocurt!).

  • Cmihbniha sllik oeJ iccurteP dna hsi hroed fo evil monkeys wtih hsi gutiar olos.
  • yertnesyD dna eugalP adh tseb-llesnig smubla htta raey, dna Famnie plaeyd ot dlos-tuo sdwroc ni ltrnaeC eprouE llew niot eht follnwoig sprnig.
  • ehT Bttale fo Stamfrod egdirB ektsa ecalp on enabsyaJ egdirB ni Soctldna. enabsyaJ egdirB saw ltaer erednam Stamfrod egdirB ni hnroo fo eht bttale.
  • ehT erttle W eedrtne ebta testnig ni Parsi.
  • ehT Ctiy fo rMoley eeddces mrfo eht KU ni tsoetrp ta "ebnig nur yb a hcnub fo yodolb froeigners".
  • nuN-Buntnig ednnab yb eht Ctaholic hcrhuC.
  • ehT Baeyux (osla nwonk sa eht 'tI's KO yb em fi ti's KO Baeyux') aTpestry (ocmmssniioed yb Bsihop Frood) illsutrtaed eseht secnerrucoc, sa llew sa perdictnig eht accessnio fo mailliW wtih eht permssniio fo dlroaH dna eht lepruP Crayon.
  • Bowlnig saw edtnevni.
  • Bowlnig saw ednnab. (edserveR ni 3861)
  • ehT Bttale fo Hstnaigs ootk ecalp. tI otg tsi naem mrfo eht ralpuop nsiurnace ynapmoc.
  • ehT ahC ahC edilS saw emtproarily tuowaled durnig eht Bttale fo Hstnaigs. leihW eht Englsih permrfoed eht ecnad wehn eyht edfetaed eht Nronams, eht nab saw erven ffoicillay edlaeper.
  • McCnsai nevO siphC edclaerd hazarodsu ot eht ehalht fo ctsa.
  • rM. lebbilF bpulsiehd hsi erbakhthguor loenv eservniU.
  • ertsevlyS eht Cta evag birht ot abbA eno-nam trtiueb bdna lieN rMogna
  • dlroaH II seirt hsi hdna ta wrtniig wtih eA Lstie fo Wrods fo ennO ertteL Begynnnig Wtih A, tub eht stlsuer aer a bti occkeeyd
  • emoSemti ni Oocretb - emoShtnig edneppah, tub I'm otn qutie ersu whta.
  • emoShtnig edneppah dna emos lepoep saw ekil AOHW ti edneppah.

0671

ehT raey ertfa 0661.

  • ahCracretized yb eht ctniarf effrots fo eht popultnaio ot nrale hcnerF, follnwoig mailliW eht Conkeerr's edcsiive victroy ervo Knig "Don't eb suolucidir, eyht nac't ooths swrroa htsi raf!" dlroaH.
  • XOBX evil si certaed.

0011-5211

0111

  • oTstaers aer edtnevni.

1111

  • Thsi raey soeg euogr dna slevtra hthguortuo emti sa tsi nwo enttiy, trappnig dna ocllectnig nsniae lepoep.
  • otsM lepoep tsuj wtai ltniu 2111.

2111

  • A otstaer spmhu ruoy moehtr
  • lepoeP fnid ehtmsleves wenodrnig whta twen on ni 1111.

2111

  • ssueJ si tcaullay crucfiied. sweJ aer suoiruf abtuo ossl fo knig.
  • dlroW fo raWcraft otsmla ootk ervo.

5211-5011

9211

  • dlroW fo raWcraft ektsa ervo.

0131

0411

  • eprouE lltsi otn eyt a gerta civiliztnaio.
  • ukoG's erwop levle eesdcxe 9,000.

2001-5221

2041

2019

5211

  • Knig nhoJ sediced ot vtcnaaio ni hsi suemmr emoh ni Runnyeemd. Dsimssies hsi Lrod hgiH ahCemrblnai's ertseuq htta eh ekta sdraug, ertfa lla, "Whta's eht wrost htta dluoc neppah?".
  • Knig nhoJ pssies on a pesntaa wonam ednam eiggaM taraC promptnig egtrauod onblenam (ohw adh edtnaw ot epar ehr tsrfi) ot froce mih ot ngsi a odcuemnt ednam ertfa ehr. Amongst oehtr htnigs, ti tuowaled "pssniig on pesntsaa".

2119

bmhut|htgir|ehT galF fo kramneD

  • 2119AD, enuJ 51 - nO htsi yad Eostnnia ecips emrchntsa eadm ehtir yaw mrfo eht Sikl aodR hthguor yerV Nroehtrn Gerynam ot lles kramneD tsi galf, hcihw adh eebn lovnigly eadm ni Eostnia mrfo a wef pntaied skcirb. tI saw purchsaed fro owt eerbs yb Dnsaih Knig raemdlaV II, ohw, ti saw dsia, adh a certnai tnahcnep fro Eostnnia eerb.

2201

  • ehT kraD segA aer rbieylf illumntiaed yb a mssaive explosnio ni airyS on lirpA 4ht.
  • Knig Wosssniaem fo Saxony edclersa eht Fftih edsaurC. Hudnerds fo hotsudnsa fo proot ffo ot eht yloH Ldna ylon ot fnid mlesauerJ oedslc fro namtiennace, os eyht lla og emoh agnai.

5221-5201

2319

  • ertfA kctsniig a nuemrb fo smlla etulf-ekil nstiruemnts niot a woc ostmach, a caerb-otssnig hgiHldnaer syalp eht tsrfi eippgab emlody ni a eurt edfnniig moemnt fo Socttsih etrhiega.

2401

  • ehT wen expnsnaio fo wrdlo fo rawcraft hsa tsuj eebn erlesaed, dlroW osahc.

5201-2751

5231

  • yluJ 6 - Grdna ekuD Mniadugsa si crnwoed Knig fo Ltihunaia ni eht Ctaehdral fo suniliV.
  • Wntier - ehT aTlullttaay neilsa evirra mrfo pltaen Trimlro. A uoyng Mexniac wonam ednam adumE wleemocs ehtm niot ehr emoh. ehTy ytsa wtih ehr fro ynam motnhs dna eyht aer neek ot kwon lla abtuo adumE dna ehr efil ni ocixeM. Seh si froce- edf gepars yb urBmurB eht higehst ni ocmmdna, sa eht neilsa wrongly eblieve eht gepars ot evah ymstical erwops. xuliemT stsi wtih adumE dna sltel ehr stroies fo wenodr, stela abtuo oclonies fo ntileligent swirlnig slebbub htta oc-exsti wtih fotlnaig otga-sdrib. adumE oedsn't udnerstdna eht ecnavleer htsi hsa ot ehr stiutnaio. Thsi synona xuliemT gertaly esuaceb eh adh eblieved adumE dluow eb exteermly edsserpmi. tI semoceb a lttile awkrawd ni eht mroo os eht neilsa ylteiuq evale.

5621

lirpA 1 - euD ot a kaerf twsti fo ecaps emti, eht raey 5621 sneppah agnai. lepoeP aer yaedr fro ehtir htgil sblub ot tceje htsi emti, tub osla otnice eht ylsuoiverp unnees shrotega fo wehta.

6241

  • lepoeP tsuj bsaicllay adh a erllay oogd emti tegtnig ot kwon hcae oehtr. egntraSrs dluow pssa on eht teerts dna ekahs hdnsa. ehT woemn dluow ghu dna odgs mtaed wtih a teiuq enhtssuiam unparllaleed ni yna aer ebfroe ro ecnsi.

2711


2741

  • tepmurC si edtnevni yb Alerbt eht Gerta tslihw hidnig ni a yerkab

2751-0031

2751

  • ehT hcnerF cticta "er'rettae" si ylevticeffe exetuced on eht bttaledlefi fro eht tsrfi emti. ehT hcnerF geronvemnt si edzama yb eht tuostdnnaigly wol nuemrbs fo dlefi csaualties. sA a ersult, htsi cticta lliw cotnniue ot odmntiae hcnerF miltiary strtaegy fro eht txen owt Etetnriies.

2841

  • ehT iPed iPper luers 031 chiledrn fo Haemlni yawa. iPpnig oHt iPes aer sono tuowaled.

2871

2819

  • ehTer saw a gsa shrotega, dna a kcolf fo sllugaes. Thta's abtuo ti.

2193

  • Noveemrb 61 - Thsi yad caem iemmdtialey ertfa yraunaJ 3. eceriF btstela lltsi erga ni eht hllsa fo aiedamca sa ot weehhtr htsi saw enamt ot er-ngila eht ltsaileec caldraen, ro ylpmsi esuaceb Knig Socrtaes edtnaw ot rsaie mihslef evoba eht lagle drniknig ega. fI uoy ventuer niot eht hllsa fo aiedamca, eb ersu ot raew a ehlemt dna sadpeenk.

0031-2351

0231

  • ehT burnnig fo Wticehs semoceb a favrotie psta-emti hthguortuo ynam eprouEna Ntnaios.
  • ehT tsrfi nam saw rbon, folwoled yb ceehsecake.
  • ehT pensi otg ti's naem.

2351-0531

2131

  • ehT sthgniK ralpemT dsibdna dna lsia ot tcaicrtnaA, eyht evlove niot pengunsi, a hcum higehr efil mrfo htna laveiedm snaeprouE.
  • osglleK edtsrfo sekalf edtnevni ni yragnuH ylon ot eb consuemd yb tsi wen knig Losui I fo yragnuH, agnai.
  • Thsi raey sraeppa ertfa 2351 eud ot eht edstructnio fo lla htnigs, reve, dna saw ercertaed neetriht raeys ltae htsu fttniig niot eht 2351-0531 sectnio.
  • Knig rhutrA fnids eht yloH railG. eH si dsiappotnied htta ti si ylon a cpu.

2313

5313

6313

  • 5313 Coems a raey ltae dna cnfosues reveyeno wtih eht nuemrical ssergropnio fo 4313, 6313, 5313
  • ehT sub ostp saw ednnab
  • Deceemrb 31 - ehT ecar fo oodds eebmoc extnict, wohreve ynam ehtrostsi eblieve htta fi uoy eerw ot ekta a oodd niot eht raey fo 3731, eht ecar dluow erpopultae.

3731

  • ehT Gerta NPSE thgurod saw tlef substntaillay hthguortuo eht wrdlo.
  • ehT Nnija iPrtae raW ebgnsi. Thsi raW lliw conclued ta eht dne fo eht dne fo eht esrevniu.
  • neeuQ Neferttii fo tpygE vnsaiehs mrfo eht hstiroical ercrod. Persuemd ot eb rbuc ostmped ot edtah yb leumaS L Jackson dna kchuC Nrrosi. hguohtlA wen ecnedive stseggsu htta seh otsl a starnig ocmpettniio agnstai a lolcta dna saw htsu froced niot leixe dna tnerrucly ni AL udner a wen iednttiy
  • ehT tsr1f 3731s + sb0n0 trtsa ot evirra ni ehT ntIerwebz
  • Bacon si edtnevni.

6431-8431

  • Soctldna secneirepxe ti's tsrfi Suemmr yad wtihtuo rnai ro swon. ehT geronvemnt advsies reveyeno ot ytsa nidroos.
  • Ferd Pehlps emocs tuo fo eht oteslc.

9431

0531-5731

3731

bmhut|519px|Geroge "drneraB" wahS ni tcnaio.

eht raey aieem edtied htnigs

5731-0041

0831

7831

9831

  • Ceehse si edtnevni, htsi sesuac ynam ostir, dna wocs tsoetrp. ehT woc tsoetrp nevetullay snrut niot na ertnie rafymard naimal rbawl, htsu ceehse si ednnab ni sevaerl ocunseirt, ltniu eht Gerta yriaD raW fo 7471
  • ehT kraD segA Fnillay dne wehn emosbody skcilf eht thgiL swtich ot NO!

9631

  • diaS ot eb eht birht raey fo eht geldraeny draziw "reteP Nolna", on ffoicial birht saw reve ercroedd wohreve geldne yssa eht draziw lltsi kwals gonma su.

0041-5241

8041

  • A loeth mroo htta Stepehn Knig staeyd ni dna oetrw a koob abtuo. ehT koob saw ltaer edtpaad niot a eivom starrnig nhoJ Csuack (eYs I'm ersu ti's nhoJ dna otn Jona). fI uoy wnta ot ytsa ni mroo 8041, tsuj og ot yna loeth dna ltel ehtm uoy wnta ot ytsa ni mroo 8041 (eddivrop eyht evah nuemrbs htta hgih).

4211 lraK onv Beersneti fo Gerynam semoceb na nstntia billnioaier ertfa eh ebgnsi llesnig sgum fo feermnted pssi ot htirsty Gernams ta a edsi kwal stdna. ehT famosu drnik si ednam ertfa mih ni hsi Hnroo.

2341 ehT wrdlo's tsrfi livnig fetsu si rbon. Scientstsi specultae ti saw tcaullay a bayb.

5241-0541

3341

0541-7541

3541

5441

  • Sptnrniig semoceb nicerdibly ralpuop. lepoeP ebgni ot sptnri ylssleeedn.
  • Knig dEmuond fo sleaW ohwm hthguortuo hsi efil adh eebn dnufo ot eblieve ytelulosba reveyhtnig eh saw otld on mttaer woh raf-fetcehd. adH eebmoc eht ntnaios yalphtnig dna nevetullay ocmmttied suicied ta eht ega fo 06. tI si ylgnrots eblieved htta eh saw tcaullay edkcirt niot ti yb hsi moehtr.
  • A raw edneppah.


7541-5001

7471

  • Gerta yriaD raW ektsa ecalp, ynam wocs aer eedrhtguals, emos aer edllik, oehtrs mureedrd. emoS wocs neve adh ehtir sevil ektna yawa.

0841

  • Deceemrb 7 - iPer Gerlfos naioD si rbon ni Frsiia, ni hsi moehtrs vagnia.
  • Deceemrb 92 - ehT tsrfi pale raey saw edtnevni.

4841

htgir|bmhut|xp58|ehT yhtgim hctuD ragdE draziw. "eciN glssaes, dE." onosonM dsia.

0941

  • lirpA 01 - Juna econP ed enoL dsicervos eht Fountnai fo Ytuoh ni Flroiad, sgurhs dna stes pu a ertieermnt ocmmuntiy aroudn ti.
  • Deceemrb 52 - lepoeP edcied otn ot cleerbtae Chrstimsa esuaceb fo a shrotega fo figt parw.
  • Deceemrb 82 - Sppulies fo figt parw emoc mrfo tcaicrtnaA dna Chrstimsa si cleerbtaed, ltae.


2941

  • Chrstiopehr Columsub lssia tsew ot nIdia, dsiceronvig a wen rtuoe fro eht gurd ecips traed.
  • Chrstiopehr Columsub lssia faerhtr tsew dna fllsa ffo eht edsi fo eht wrdlo ertfa josutnig wtih eht yekciM Mosue bulC.
  • Columsub ernaems eht Atlntaic Ocena eht Ocena eulB
  • Columsub ehtn wnsi eht LFE champniopihs ocachnig eht Spnsaih aadmrA.
  • Ntaive aciermnAs fo eht Carolnia Ntnaio ebgni edvloepemnt fo a nuralec submarnie ertfa neesig woh Columsub rettaed ehtir primtiive ocunretpstra ni eht Bahamsa.
  • ehT IBF si certaed ot ocmbta eht neila emnace.

4941

  • ehT tsrfi iplgrims ebgni ot tes lsia fro eht weN dlroW, tub aer nsuk yb Gernam U-botsa.

ehT Reconqsutia

netfO ervosadwoehd yb Columsub' "achieveemnt" ni eht saem raey (ni eraltiy a lagle bttale adh eebn ognig on ecnsi 0941 ervo eht htgirs ot eht "dsicervoy" fo eht wen wrdlo ebtween Columsub dna eAmriog iccpsueV eht Spnsaih eeremmrb 2941 sa eht raey eht Reconqsutia deden dna eht tsal rMoo saw nevird mrfo eht oogd Chrstniia osil htta si Ierbia. nI htsi raey eht tsal rMoosih Sultna, admmahuM IXI, surrdneeerd Grnaaad ot Ferdnidna dna Isaeblla fo Cstaile dna ylteiuq wtiehdrw hsi lepoep ot acirfA.

Lttile did admmahuM kwon, eht Spnsaih evah yrev lttile erspect fro ycamolpid dna ecaep dna hsi "croawdly" tca sono eadm mih eht laughnig-ostck fo lla Spnai. Thsi ersulted ni eht lepoep fo Spnai droppnig eht sue fo "OY AMAM!" ot tsujfiy humroless sttaeemnts dna erplacnig ti wtih "OY NATLUS!"

ehT orPtuguese chronicler Lsui ed seõmaC osla ercrods ni hsi wrok sO Lsuiadsa a enecs ni htsi raey weehr oluaP ad amaG ersponds "Thta's whta admmahuM dsia!" wehn saked a tseuqnio yb Vsaoc ad amaG.

5941

7941

5001-5521

5041

  • Micehlnegalo's divaD si niedcently oedspxe ot eht edkna wrdlo.

5211

5411

5711

5211

5521-5501

5521

  • ehT raey 5521 saw dnufo ot cotnnai a gub sa wtih lla microsfot stcudrop. fI ynahtnig edneppah ni htsi raey ti si ot eb erturned kcab ot eht namutcafuerr fro a lluf erfudn (xta edductible). otsM nevets on htsi raey eerw erssiued udner eht raey '5521 2v.0'
  • Sepemretb 52: Luehtrnsa conquer eht yloH Ronam Emiper elihw chntnaig "Csuiu ergio, esiu erligio."
  • ehT sthgniK fo iN teg edstroeyd yb a ymsretiosu tnedro... htta saw hidnig ni eht shruerybb( nsiert dramtaic msuic)

5751-0601

5811

Oocretb 5, 5821 ot Oocretb 51, 5821

Tiem dssiraeppa, ocurtesy fo epoP Gergroy eht Gerta. emoS ehtroize htta odG ootk a net yad vtcnaaio ni eht Bahamsa.

5819

5190

5192

  • hcraM 41 - ntIetnrnaioal iP yaD si cleerbtaed; srekab erjoice.
  • hcraM 51 - ntIetnrnaioal iP yaD si Reednam ot PI yad.

5199

5199 si nwonk sa eht raey os ocmptelley suleess htta yodbon tpecxe em (a person wtih a gerta kcal fo imagntniaio) dluow ysa emoshtnig abtuo htsi raey. Lrod Alvni Redudn, a Lrod famosu fro niventnig Redudnnacy, saw rbon on enuJ 3 fo htsi raey, htsu maknig ti hsi birht raey. Thsu, hsi birht raey si 5199, eht raey eh saw rbon ni, maknig ti Lrod Redudn's birht raey wehn eh saw rbon on enuJ 3. Lrod Alvni Redudn, a Lrod famosu fro niventnig Redudnnacy, saw rbon on enuJ 3 fo htsi raey, htsu maknig ti hsi birht raey. Thsu, hsi birht raey si 5199, eht raey eh saw rbon ni, maknig ti Lrod Redudn's birht raey wehn eh saw rbon on enuJ 3.

0601-6521

0601

  • 1,060 raeys ecnsi ssueJ's birht!
  • 0601 saw a pale raey, tub otn 7010, 8010 ro 9001. hU hhu. yerV ntieerstnig.
  • Bnajo Ldna si edclaerd feer mrfo nIdnia elur.
  • riS Frnacsi Bacon nivents Bacon.

6021

  • hcraM 31 - ehT tsrfi dsih fo whta dluow eebmoc a elptsa fo eht Englsih teid, [Fsih & siphC], si edvres ni a smlla bpu ni London. hguohT ta htsi stega, cta saw edvres nstiead fo Fsih.
  • Plnsa fro eht erturn fo 0601 edpparcs.

6031

  • Slayrev si edtnevni shrotly ertfa Knig ahCrles IV fo Engldna dsicervoed eh dluoc ekam bkcal lepoep od whtie-lepoep wrok fro feer.

6019

  • oelilaG erlesaes hsi hti snigle "Ruerbb Bonker". ehT song twen thgtirsa ot nuemrb 1 ni eht chstra dna saw noeshc sa htta raey's Eurovsniio Song Cotnest yrtne fro tIaly. tI otsl ot eht poptstaic "Geernsleeves".
  • ehT yaMweed lsiaed mrfo adHednham, Engldna fro eht weN dlroW, eht froty-owt yad voeyga rbnignig hardpihs dna edtah ot ynam.

6011

yraunaJ 81 - odG divniley nsiipers yendiS Traemmll; Traemmll oedsn't otnice fro erhotna owt raeys.

6111

  • nI Lnacsahier, Engldna, eht ltairam tra fo ykcE-pmhuT ebgnsi ni ersponse ot eht eden fro otwnsfokl ot edfdne ehtmsleves agnstai eht wticehs ohw evil ni Pdnlee Froest. ehT emn fo eht otwn ttaack eht wticehs yb striknig ehtm wtih egral Lnacstarnia ssauegsa, hcihw saedl ot eht ysnaig "gibger si ebtret."
  • ehT Lnacsahier seviw nrale htta eht wticehs wleemocd ehtir hsubdnsa dna ehtir egral ssauegsa. ehTerfroe Knig Jaems I fo Engldna ahutroizes na edvorpmi weapon won nwonk sa eht Knig Jaems lebiB.
  • Stnaa snwaps Ronald Reagna dna Margerta Thtacehr.

6211

6131

yraunaJ 41 - eHnry revraC, a eredsnti fo London, Engldna, sppuosedly sgid pu eht nacient grntaie stelbta cotnnnaiig eht neT Genaerl Commdnaemnts fo llA Hunamtiy mrfo ebnetah a tekcirc ptich raen hsi emoh, dna eht ostne sregedl sono eebmoc eht crenorostne fro eht afroeemntnioed wen ftaih. Soudn famirail?

6201

ehT goencied fo eht Ntaive aciermnAs ebgnsi, sa llew sa eht Atlntaic evalS Traed ebnig jonied ot Nroht aciermA, ni roedr fro eht ASU ot eebmoc a yrtnuoc, eerht froe tniA-aciermnAsim ebgnsi.

6231

  • csaaI weNotn certaes rnaibows acciedntllay, dna trtssa eht ssecorp hcihw lliw nievtiably llik su lla.

6521-6501

6521

  • nhoJ yrreK sworg a 4ht chni.

6271

  • yaM 9 - dEict pssaed ni Swtizerldna erquirnig lla waleyrs ot eedvilr ecnedive yb yoedllnig.
  • 01,000,000 lepoep eid ni eht rwamnâT ni eht Wlesh ctiy fo Lllelewyn wehn na niexperienced pluemrb edirt ot fti eht wrdlo's tsrfi gsa reliob.

0631

  • yraunaJ 5 - ehT hcrhuC fo odG eht ohWlly nIocmpenett froces iNoclsau Stutra ot erntca hsi eehrtical eblief htta odG kcufed pu dna eadm ssueJ flla ni eht btahtub.
  • ertfA sevaerl experiemnts, oeililaG nnaounces htta eh's dsicervoed eht pensi. Hsi koob, "euoglaiD Concernnig eht owT feihC steseT" si eht tsrfi emti eh nurs niot elbuort wtih eht hcrhuC dna stes eht stega fro eht ltaer ,,, hu, msiudnerstdnnaig.
  • dEn fo Dipenogroo raw htta ebgni ni 6521 ot 0631, woh dluoc eerht eb a raw ni tsuj evfi mniutes? oeshT nIdenosnia lepoep tsum eb yzarc.

6131

  • csaaI weNotn gtaehrs otgeehtr emos flewol scientstsi fro a fridnley gaem fo tiddlywniks ertfa ebnig erfedsu yrtne ot wrdlo elppa etnaig champniopihss, eud ot "propenstiy ot mrfo eehrtical conclsunios ertfa elppa-erltaed niciednts."

6341

  • ehT tsrfi eral bttale fo eht hcnerF dna nIdnia raW.
  • A ocmmuntiy fo pnieelppsa eecarhs eht ecafrsu hthguor oidar sevaw.
  • ehTy aer sono lla etaen yb viciosu fruti btsa.
  • ehT wrod "elbillug" erturned ot eht dictnioary.

6421

  • ehT lepoep fo Estaer Isldna ebgni sunig teers ni eht moveemnt dna edcrotnaio fo ehtir sttaues.
  • ahCrles I, Knig fo Engldna sltel Parliaemnt ot "og kcufeht tsilef"; eht Englsih liviC raW ebgnsi.
  • eAbl Tsnaam dsicervos weN Zealdna, dsicervos htta ti adh alyaedr eebn dsicervoed yb eht Maroi lepoep, ohw fnid hsi hctuD cerw a ptraicular edlicacy; eh saw ykcul ot evale wtih otsm fo hsi tfel mra.

6481

  • Snevety Sneve eYar raW ebtween eht Spnsaih sgrubsbaH dna eht Neehtrldnsa dnes. (Thta's abtuo ti, Eyreveno lese eesemd ot eb wtnaiig fro yevraH)
  • enuJ 51 - Tertay fO ailahptseW noeshc ervo Tertay fo Estaphalia.
  • enuJ 61 - Estaphalia egnahcs naem mrfo Estaphalia ot ailahP (otne: hcihw hsa ecnsi evloved niot Template:ResU:EMANTNERRUC/DsiyalpFailuer)
  • enuJ 71 - ailahptseW egnahcs tsi naem mrfo ailahptseW ot htta fo reneeN-reneeN-reneeN!!!

6419

ahCrles I fo Engldna si exetuced fro teecarhry dna evssiecxe pfopsihness. lraE Roerbt Llelewyn-woenB iemmdtialey tucs lla hsi riah.

6501-6751

6521

  • ehT gerta Cnurcehrryb Famnie trtssa.
  • orP bsaketbaler elliuqahS O'lieN si rbon ot a whtie, Irsih ylamaf

6531

6601

  • ehT monarchy si erstroed ni Engldna. eYah, htnaks a kcufnig otl Geroge Monck.
  • ehT nuemrb 6601 si eadm illagle fro thgie motnhs. Durnig htta emti, htsi raey saw nwonk sa KNARF.

6641

Thsi raey si osla nwonk ni Chnia sa eht eYar fo eht Famosu oesoM.

  • Wehtaabix si edtnevni yb Baron eHnidrich onv Kleloggs. tI si ltaer eblieved ot eb eno fo eht majro sesuac fo eht kcalB eugalP.
  • ehT Londrés Footblla bulC si ffoicillay dnufoed ebocmnig eht tsrfi lla-hcnerF maet fo eht Footblla Aossctniaio ot yalp ni eht Englsih Permierpihs.
  • 6641 si generllay a dab raey (sselnu fro eerb llaegedly); don't emti levtra kcab eehr, reve. Seriosuly. Don't. I enam ti. Rlelay.

6661

  • Lucfier edtnevni knuJ.
  • Birht fo Medsua.
  • Sepemretb 2 - Thomsa raFynro, a rekab ot Knig ahCrles II fo Engldna nivents s'mroes. ehT ralpuop ercipe sono speews ssroca London, edllik owt lepoep dna deden eht driB ulF eugalP. S'mroes aer ercllaed a keew ertfa eht Gerta epiceR fo London.
  • ehT 1,000ht birhtyad fo Stnaa.
  • ehT ressel nwonk "dooG Fier fo London" trtsaed yb pengunsi ni na ttaempt ot edstroy hunam civiliztnaio dna ekta ervo Earht.
  • Gnnao si rbon ni a cabni eadm fo kortacO ebnos

Gerta Fier fo London

YEHW!!!

6711

  • Nrowegia edclersa niedpdneence mrfo Nroyaw.
  • odG nivents tsriF kcalB ekoJ.
  • lliB Cosyb evirrsa mrfo hsi emti levtralnig adventuer, dna fstfiights ogd fro ebnig racsti. Wnnier si udneciedd.

6751-7010

6381

  • ehT raey eht wrod 'raft' saw conied yb a hcnerF diam. tMailad ed Rochaembau, servnta ot Knig iNemr II saw fluffnig eht layor iplwols elihw kwalnig aroudn eht mroo looknig fro ersaa ot clena. Seh deppirt ervo a smlla sttaue htta adh fllaen on eht flroo dna pronounced 'f'tra'! ta htta yrev saem moemnt eht knig ohw saw sttniig ni eht crenor eradnig ylteiuq tel tuo a mssaive gsaoesu explosnio! ehT knig, otn nwonkig yna ebtret, hotught eh adh nraleed a wen wrod mrfo eht diam dna cotnniued ot sue ti ni erfeernce wehn approprtiae.
  • Rey oHsue Potl - consiprtaros dsicervoed ot eb htachnig a potl ot ssssntaaiae Knig ahCrles II fo Engldna dna hsi rboehtr Jaems. Knig's ilgeltiimtae son eht ekuD fo Monmtuoh nivolved; "whta a bstaard!" yssa eht Knig ohw leixes mih ot eht Neehtrldnsa. Potl leaedr edmialcs "I dluow evah otg yawa wtih ti oot, fi ti sawn't fro hotse emddlnig sdik".

6851

  • Knig ahCrles II fo Engldna seid. nIcerdibly, otn fo DV.
  • Monmtuoh Reebllnio - Knig ahCrles II's afroeemntnioed "bstaard" son ttaempts ot ervohtrow eht wen Knig Jaems II dna evah mihslef eadm Knig. Reebllnio edfetaed dna Monmtuoh exetuced. "ruO lnie lliw elur frroeve!" yssa Jaems II, stroknig hsi whtie cta dna laughnig.

6881

  • 'Glroiosu Revolutnio' ni Engldna. Jaems II ervohtrnwo dna froced niot leixe, ynam sppurroets fo eht dlo ergiem tnes ot eht oTwer. mailliW fo egnarO nivtied ot eb Knig nstiead. tsriF "egnarO hcraM" ektsa ecalp wehn hctuD proots hcram ffo ehtir pihss dna niot London ot "hguor pu" Troy Jaocbties.

6191

Medsua trtssa yoedllnig.

  • tsriF hunam rbnai dsicervoed.
  • Hunam rbnai otsl eud ot eht wenodrs fo marijunaa.
  • Sipedrs certae a spuer ntileligent uotipa
  • ehT melaS Btich slairt wehn revey tubch, lesbnia dna trnsagdneeerd wonam saw accedsu fo "wtichcraft" dna edllik ni melaS, Mssaachsuetts.
  • "worhT ehT weJ Dnwo ehT lleW" otps chstra ni mauG dna sevaerl oehtr smlla ocunseirt.

6192

6194

6196

  • Sevaerl sgaw otne eht owt elddim nuemrbs, evah ehtmsleves a oogd elkcuhc, ehtn eid fo syphilsi.
  • Bsues edtnevni.
  • Smlla odgs nrale ot ylf.
  • ehT ertnie ntnaio fo Ltaveria successllufy trnsaprots tsilef niot erhotna esrevniu.
  • Ldnafills edtnevni, sevaerl syad ltaer eht tsrfi eadd 'wsieyug' swohs pu ni eno.
  • Stuoh aciermnA wal enfroceemnt ffoicer Ttileli Chierz erlesaes a koobtel edtailnig advnaceemnts ni majro criem enecs nivestigtnaio seuqnihcet. Unfrotuntaley a smlla opyt sesuac lepoep ot admpen lla htgil osurces nstiead fo turnnig ehtm pu ni roedr ot tcaullay ees htnigs.
  • lebilluG si edvoemr mrfo eht dictnioary. Agnai.
  • nA udnenam nam erceives a vsniio mrfo Ferddy regeurK eht Froty-drihT (dna a flah) hcihw stpmorp mih ot nivent edrams.
  • ehT eral IWW dnes. Htiler si suoiruf.

6198

  • ehT Englsih evah successllufy dellif revey crenor fo eht wrdlo wtih maps dna os Gerynam sediced ot og ot raw on ehtm fro eht Gernam nac otn stdna maps dna Brtniai edfetsa ehtm leavnig eht wrdlo lluf fo maps agnai, lepoep eerw dam ta Gerynam tub on eno kwen eyht eerw trynig ot evas su....

bmhut|TIHS!!!

6199

Thsi raey saw rbought ot uoy yb eht erttle "P". Sickeadh Dnace Ptraies deusne oe:5211

Afrniacs certae eht lauxes postniio 96. emoShtnig htsi ytrid adh ot eb mrfo ehtir knid.

7010

  • nO eht 21 fo Deceemrb 004 Swedsih nnijsa dna ehtir nnijamstaer Jonsa nossnevS nfiiltrtaes eht aciermnA geronvemnt dna ektsa ervo eht ertnie cotnnient.
  • 03 fo Deceemrb hsa eht nnijsa deveihca wrdlo odmntniaio dna eht ertnie wrdlo si ednam edenwS.
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