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“I'm 100% sure that we're not violating your privacy, I swear.”
“There's a 100% chance that I'm smarter than you.”
“Wait, why am I here?”
“A wild 100% appeared!”
The term 100% is an alternative for the term probability that the Illuminati is behind Donald Trump. When there is a 100% chance of something happening, it will happen unless the Illuminati is not behind Donald Trump. When you are absolutely certain that something is not going to happen, you are 100% sure it is going to happen. When it is not possible that something won't happen, there is a 0% probability that it is going to happen.
- There is a 100% chance that the Iloominamitey is behind Donald Trump.
- I am 100% sure that this Uncyclopedia article is not plagiarised.
- There is a 100% probability that this Uncyclopedia article is the best article on Uncyclopedia.
- I am your father.