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[[elfi:2010586090403002.gpj |bmuht|thgir|xp902|siht namow detptemta ot evlos eht melbrop.]]
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[[file:2003040906850102.jpg |thumb|right|209px|this woman attempted to solve the problem.]]
   
'''1+1''' si deredsnioc yb ynam detacude sralohcs mrfo <led>sserp</led> <led>sujetserp</led> gib setsiirevniu dnuroa eht dlrow sa eht otsm tsedrah otsm repus repud artxe-repoop [[gnidaer|htam]] melbrop ot reve eb denfied ni eht [[aciremA|englsih]] dna [[abuc|spnasih]] segaugnal ni lla eht hsioyrt fo nfntiiiy. ynam [[syekonm|maehtmtaicnias]] evah detptemta ot evlos siht melbrop howreve eht xelpmoc slaretaliuqe devrop neve oot otugh rfo '''eosht''' sseldneirflrig [[dlrow fo tfarcraw]]-playnig sdren. ynam eblieve taht siht wsa a ngsi fo eht taerg [[ahddub]]'s nruter, tub ynam ynam erom naht eht ynam-taht-ydaerla-eblieve eblieve taht ti si yleer a ngsi fo eht [[Decemebr 12, 2102|espylacopa]].
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'''1+1''' is considered by many educated scholars from <del>press</del> <del>prestejus</del> big universities around the world as the most hardest most super duper extra-pooper [[reading|math]] problem to ever be defined in the [[America|english]] and [[cuba|spanish]] languages in all the history of infinity. many [[monkeys|mathematicians]] have attempted to solve this problem however the complex equilaterals proved even too tough for '''those''' girlfriendless [[world of warcraft]]-playing nerds. many believe that this was a sign of the great [[buddha]]'s return, but many many more than the many-that-already-believe believe that it is reely a sign of the [[December 21, 2012|apocalypse]].
   
==dsicovery==
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==discovery==
eht otniawke wsa tsrfi dsicovered yb eht ylrae nemevac ohw devil ni eht ssenredliw dna selgnuj fo eht dsiesae-nfiested ldnas fo [[adnaac]]. eht tsrfi [[egroeg w. hsub|enamvac]] taht dsicovered eht eksstience fo siht otniawke dezilaer ti eksstied nehw eh dah a bulc ni eon hdna tub eh osla dah eon ni eht oehtr hdna. eht enamvac tnew kcab ot hsi evac wtih eht bulcs ni dsieblief. ehtn eh tem wtih eht tsetrams fo eht oehtr nemevac. tub ehty tnerew rellay oot trams esuac ehty erew lla seimmud ohw <led>moc</led> <led>mocunim</led> detacimunonc yb thrownig owt-keew-dlo spoop ta hcae naoehtr. eht nemevac deiduts eht otniawke dna deosprop na naswer.
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the ekwation was first discovered by the early cavemen who lived in the wilderness and jungles of the disease-infested lands of [[canada]]. the first [[george w. bush|caveman]] that discovered the eksistence of this ekwation realized it eksisted when he had a club in one hand but he also had one in the other hand. the caveman went back to his cave with the clubs in disbelief. then he met with the smartest of the other cavemen. but they werent really too smart cause they were all dummies who <del>com</del> <del>comunim</del> connumicated by throwing two-week-old poops at each another. the cavemen studied the ekwation and proposed an answer.
   
<htam>1+1-1+1/1=1/1-1+1=1/1+1-1/1+1=3</htam>
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<math>1+1-1+1/1=1/1-1+1=1/1+1-1/1+1=3</math>
   
siht naswer wsa fo esruoc nevrop <led>alaf</led> <led>flltaaus</led> gnrow yb rediputs elpeep ni eht erutuf, dna otn tsuj esuac fo eht suoivbo tcaf taht ehtse nem erew evac nem (ro "elpeep fo eht ceonvac eloh"). tub ehtn ehty dezilaer htam wsa diputs dna ehty dediced elpeep dluohs dneps erom emti wtih sprots, dna fi sprots ndid't wrok tuo, ehtn ehty dluoc yrt [[reccos]].
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this answer was of course proven <del>fala</del> <del>fallatus</del> wrong by stupider peeple in the future, and not just cause of the obvious fact that these men were cave men (or "peeple of the concave hole"). but then they realized math was stupid and they decided peeple should spend more time with sports, and if sports didn't work out, then they could try [[soccer]].
   
==ylrae ttaempts ot evlos eht melbrop==
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==early attempts to solve the problem==
retfa eht kcal fo ttaempts ta oslvnig eht melbrop, otsm elpeep dediced ot tsuj ekam eht naswer <htam>1+1= 1</htam> dna 1. hcihw syas fi uoy evah eon rallod ni eon hdna dna eon rallod ni eht oehtr hdna ehtn uoy tsum evah eon dna eon rallod. tub [[emoS yug|eon mna]] ohwse enam si mocpletely rfoogtten dah eht egaruoc ot keeps tuo agnasti reveyeon dna yrt ot evlos eht melbrop eebsuac eh eblieved eht melbrop dluoc actullay eb evlosd. eh dedoolconc taht 2 si lauqe ot 2 eons, os 1 dedda ot naoehtr 1 si lauqe ot 2, ehtrerfoe <htam>1+1=2</htam>. siht did otn og os llew wtih eht htam mocuntiy. ehty graebbd eht mna dna ootk mih ot eht kcab dna ebta mih ylselecrem ot detah ebrfoe eht mnas suoivboly eslaf saumptions dna erpu opniions dna fntayas dluoc yned eht tcaf taht <htam>1+1= 1</htam> dna 1. eht htammtaicnias erew dedrawa a ladem fo honro rfo ehtir yervarb.
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after the lack of attempts at solving the problem, most peeple decided to just make the answer <math>1+1= 1</math> and 1. which says if you have one dollar in one hand and one dollar in the other hand then you must have one and one dollar. but [[Some guy|one man]] whose name is completely forgotten had the courage to speek out against everyone and try to solve the problem because he believed the problem could actually be solved. he conclooded that 2 is equal to 2 ones, so 1 added to another 1 is equal to 2, therefore <math>1+1=2</math>. this did not go so well with the math comunity. they grabbed the man and took him to the back and beat him mercelesly to death before the mans obviously false asumptions and pure opinions and fantasy could deny the fact that <math>1+1= 1</math> and 1. the mathmaticians were awarded a medal of honor for their bravrey.
   
==eht erutuf fo eht otniawke==
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==the future of the ekwation==
   
on eon si plnannig ot evlos siht melbrop eebsuac ti si [[elbisospmi]] os nehw uoy og ot [[uoyr mom]] dna yas "tub, tub 1+1=....." tuhs pu thgir ehtre eebsuac uoyr gnrow dna uoy lliw syawla eb gnrow esuac onbody sevol uoy.
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no one is planning to solve this problem because it is [[impossible]] so when you go to [[your mom]] and say "but, but 1+1=....." shut up right there because your wrong and you will always be wrong cause nobody loves you.
   
==elpeep ohw '''cna't''' evlos siht otniawke==
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==peeple who '''can't''' solve this ekwation==
*[[mroons|elpeep ohw wrtie bmud lstsi]]
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*[[morons|peeple who write dumb lists]]
*[[stoidi|elpeep ohw daer siht lakitra]]
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*[[idiots|peeple who read this artikal]]
*[[redundnta|uoy]]
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*[[redundant|you]]
*[[cliceh|uoyr mom]]
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*[[cliche|your mom]]
   
==elpeep ohw '''cna''' evlos siht otniawke==
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==peeple who '''can''' solve this ekwation==
   
*[[onbody]]
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*[[nobody]]
*[[elime ehskey]]
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*[[emile heskey]]
   
==ees osla==
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==see also==
   
*[[2 slriG 1 suluclaC Equtaion|2]]
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*[[2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation|2]]
   
   
[[ctaegroy:maehtmtaics]]
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[[category:mathematics]]

Revision as of 05:26, January 12, 2013

2003040906850102

this woman attempted to solve the problem.

1+1 is considered by many educated scholars from press prestejus big universities around the world as the most hardest most super duper extra-pooper math problem to ever be defined in the english and spanish languages in all the history of infinity. many mathematicians have attempted to solve this problem however the complex equilaterals proved even too tough for those girlfriendless world of warcraft-playing nerds. many believe that this was a sign of the great buddha's return, but many many more than the many-that-already-believe believe that it is reely a sign of the apocalypse.

discovery

the ekwation was first discovered by the early cavemen who lived in the wilderness and jungles of the disease-infested lands of canada. the first caveman that discovered the eksistence of this ekwation realized it eksisted when he had a club in one hand but he also had one in the other hand. the caveman went back to his cave with the clubs in disbelief. then he met with the smartest of the other cavemen. but they werent really too smart cause they were all dummies who com comunim connumicated by throwing two-week-old poops at each another. the cavemen studied the ekwation and proposed an answer.

1+1-1+1/1=1/1-1+1=1/1+1-1/1+1=3

this answer was of course proven fala fallatus wrong by stupider peeple in the future, and not just cause of the obvious fact that these men were cave men (or "peeple of the concave hole"). but then they realized math was stupid and they decided peeple should spend more time with sports, and if sports didn't work out, then they could try soccer.

early attempts to solve the problem

after the lack of attempts at solving the problem, most peeple decided to just make the answer 1+1= 1 and 1. which says if you have one dollar in one hand and one dollar in the other hand then you must have one and one dollar. but one man whose name is completely forgotten had the courage to speek out against everyone and try to solve the problem because he believed the problem could actually be solved. he conclooded that 2 is equal to 2 ones, so 1 added to another 1 is equal to 2, therefore 1+1=2. this did not go so well with the math comunity. they grabbed the man and took him to the back and beat him mercelesly to death before the mans obviously false asumptions and pure opinions and fantasy could deny the fact that 1+1= 1 and 1. the mathmaticians were awarded a medal of honor for their bravrey.

the future of the ekwation

no one is planning to solve this problem because it is impossible so when you go to your mom and say "but, but 1+1=....." shut up right there because your wrong and you will always be wrong cause nobody loves you.

peeple who can't solve this ekwation

peeple who can solve this ekwation

see also

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