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{{Q|Do they make "Plagiarism for Dummies"?|Oscar Wilde|The Dummies Series}}
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{{Q|oD ehty ekam "msiraigalP rfo seimmuD"?|racsO edliW|ehT seimmuD seireS}}
{{Q|I don't understand - does "a reference for the rest of us" really mean that the books are made for everyone except me???|Captain Oblivious|...For Dummies}}
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{{Q|I nod't dntasrednu - seod "a ecnreerfe rfo eht tsre fo su" yllare naem taht eht skoob rea edam rfo neoyreve tpecxe em???|ntiapaC Obliviosu|...roF seimmuD}}
{{Q|I learned something from reading a book in this series!|Captain Obvious|...For Dummies}}
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{{Q|I dnerael osemthnig mrfo gnidare a koob ni siht seires!|ntiapaC Obviosu|...roF seimmuD}}
{{Q|I'm a Dummy and I'm proud of it!|The [[Dummy]] on the book(s)}}
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{{Q|I'm a ymmuD dna I'm durop fo ti!|ehT [[ymmuD]] no eht koob(s)}}
{{Q|If you edit this page, it says at the top, "Editing for Dummies". That would be good to tell spammers to GTFO of Uncyclopedia. That would be so great.|an Uncyclopedian|Dummies}}
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{{Q|fI uoy edti siht egap, ti syas ta eht pot, "dEtniig rfo seimmuD". Thta dluow eb oodg ot llet spamemrs ot OFTG fo aidepolcycnU. Thta dluow eb os greta.|na aidepolcycnUn|seimmuD}}
{{Q|And yet, we do it anyway. Ain't life a bitch?|Spammers|the above quote}}
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{{Q|nAd tey, ew od ti nayyaw. Ani't efil a btich?|Spamemrs|eht evoba eotuq}}
   
The '''...For Dummies''' series are [[book]]s instructing the reader how to accomplish some task. In the 1970s, a series of intelligence tests were used to find the percentage of
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ehT '''...roF seimmuD''' seires rea [[koob]]s nstiructnig eht redare woh ot hsilpmocca osem ksta. nI eht s0791, a seires fo ntiellignece stset ewre sued ot fnid eht egtanecrep fo
dummies in the population. It was found that the percentage exceeded 130 percent. This was too large of a market to go untapped, so book companies jumped into the market.
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seimmud ni eht popultanio. tI saw dnufo taht eht egtanecrep dedeecxe 031 tnecrep. sihT saw oot egral fo a tekram ot og depptanu, os koob mocpnaies depmuj ntio eht tekram.
   
More research was performed, and it was discovered that [[American]]s first started getting [[dumb]]er in the 1950s. It was largely suspected that the cause was [[television]], but this was difficult to prove. Later it was found to be that the lead solder in the television was the problem, and the cause was that people became confused by the term "TV Dinners" and had started to eat televisions.
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reoM hcraesre saw prerfoemd, dna ti saw dreevocsid taht [[Aemricna]]s tsrfi detrtas gettnig [[bmud]]re ni eht s0591. tI saw egrllay sspuected taht eht casue saw [[televsniio]], tub siht saw tlucfifid ot evrop. Ltare ti saw dnufo ot eb taht eht dael osldre ni eht televsniio saw eht melbrop, dna eht casue saw taht elpoep ebcaem cnfosued yb eht trem "VT Dnnires" dna dah detrtas ot eta televsniios.
   
== Popular First Edition Titles ==
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== ralpuoP tsriF dEtniio Ttisel ==
* the rest of the world for dummies (only sold in the united states)
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* eht tsre fo eht dlrow rfo seimmud (noly osld ni eht untied sttaes)
*A Life for Dummies
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*A efiL rfo seimmuD
*[[Abortion]] for Dummies
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*[[Abrotnio]] rfo seimmuD
*Air Wasting for Dummies
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*riA Wastnig rfo seimmuD
*[[Alcoholism]] for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Running-a-Bar-For-Dummies.productCd-0470049197.html</ref>
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*[[msilohoclA]] rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Runnnig-a-raB-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-7919400740.lmth</fer>
*[[Anarchy]] for Dummies
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*[[nAarchy]] rfo seimmuD
*[[Astrophysics]] For Dummies
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*[[scsiyhprotsA]] roF seimmuD
*[[Atheism]] for Dummies
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*[[Aehtsim]] rfo seimmuD
*[[Australia]] For Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Australia-For-Dummies-1st-Edition.productCd-0470178345,navId-323904.html</ref>
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*[[sAutralia]] roF seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/sAutralia-roF-seimmuD-ts1-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-5438710740,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer>
*Barfing On Your Neighbor's Penis for Dummies
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*raBfnig nO ruoY robhgieN's snieP rfo seimmuD
*[[Being a Dummy For Dummies]]
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*[[Bneig a ymmuD roF seimmuD]]
*Being a Bad Boy for Dummies
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*Bneig a daB yoB rfo seimmuD
*Blowing up the world For Dummies
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*Blownig pu eht dlrow roF seimmuD
*Brain surgery for Dummies
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*Brnai surgrey rfo seimmuD
*[[Breathing]] for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Biology-For-Dummies.productCd-0764553267,navId-323904.html</ref><ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Asthma-For-Dummies.productCd-0764542338.html</ref>
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*[[Bretahnig]] rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/ygoloiB-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-7623554670,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer><fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/amhtsA-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-8332454670.lmth</fer>
*[[HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power|Bluffing your way to political power for dummies]]
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*[[oTwoH:ffulB ruoY yaW ot Poltiical Poewr|ffulBnig uoyr yaw ot poltiical poewr rfo seimmud]]
*[[Capitalism]] for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Bond-Investing-For-Dummies.productCd-0470134593,navId-323904.html</ref><ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Bookkeeping-For-Dummies.productCd-0764598481,navId-323904.html</ref>
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*[[Captialsim]] rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Bnod-nIvestnig-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-3954310740,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer><fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/kooBkeepnig-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-1848954670,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer>
*[[Car Crashes for Dummies]]
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*[[raC sehsarC rfo seimmuD]]
*Cedric Bixler-Zavala for the ignorant Dummies
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*cirdeC Bixlre-alavaZ rfo eht ignronta seimmuD
*[[HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship|Constructing Federation Starships for Dummies]] <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Space-Exploration-For-Dummies.productCd-0470445734.html</ref>
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*[[oTwoH:Cnostruct a Fedretanio pihsrtaS|Cnostructnig Fedretanio pihsrtaSs rfo seimmuD]] <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/ecapS-Explrotanio-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-4375440740.lmth</fer>
*[[Cooking with Poop for Dummies]]
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*[[Cooknig wtih pooP rfo seimmuD]]
*CPR for Dummies
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*RPC rfo seimmuD
*[[Creationism]] is for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Christianity-For-Dummies.productCd-0764544829,navId-323904.html</ref>
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*[[Cretaniosim]] si rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Chrstnitiaiy-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-9284454670,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer>
*Cuddihy < Dummies
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*yhidduC < seimmuD
*Disney Channel Underage Sluts for Dummies
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*Dsniey Chnanel Undreage stulS rfo seimmuD
*Dummies for Dummies
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*seimmuD rfo seimmuD
*Eating For Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Baking-For-Dummies.productCd-0764554204,navId-323904.html</ref><ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Cooking-Basics-for-Dummies-3rd-Edition.productCd-0764572067,navId-323904.html</ref>
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*Etnaig roF seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Baknig-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-4024554670,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer><fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Cooknig-scsiaB-rfo-seimmuD-dr3-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-7602754670,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer>
*[[Ebonics]] fo' Dummies
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*[[Ebnoics]] fo' seimmuD
*Editing Uncyclopedia for Dummies
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*dEtniig aidepolcycnU rfo seimmuD
*[[Emo]] for Dummies
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*[[omE]] rfo seimmuD
*[[Evanescence]] Fans for Depressed Dummies
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*[[Evnaescnece]] Fnas rfo desserpeD seimmuD
*[[Evolution]] for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Evolution-For-Dummies.productCd-0470117737.html</ref>
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*[[Evolutnio]] rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Evolutnio-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-7377110740.lmth</fer>
*[[Existence|Existing]] For Dummies
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*[[Exstniece|Exstniig]] roF seimmuD
*Exorcism for Dummies
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*Exrocsim rfo seimmuD
*[[Extortion]] for Dummies (pictured)
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*[[Exotrtnio]] rfo seimmuD (derutcip)
[[Image:Extortion for Dummies.png|300px|thumb|right|Seriously. He'll do it. He's crazy.]]
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[[egamI:Exotrtnio rfo seimmuD.gnp|xp003|bmuht|thgir|Sreiosuly. eH'll od ti. eH's yzarc.]]
*Fascism for Dummies
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*Fascsim rfo seimmuD
*For Dummies For Dummies
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*roF seimmuD roF seimmuD
*[[God]] for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Comparative-Religion-For-Dummies.productCd-0470230657.html</ref>
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*[[doG]] rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Compartaive-Relignio-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-7560320740.lmth</fer>
*[[Grand Theft Auto]] For Dummies
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*[[Grdna ehTft Auot]] roF seimmuD
*[[Gullible|Gullibility for Dummies]]
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*[[elbilluG|Gullibiltiy rfo seimmuD]]
*[[Holy Bible]] Life for Dummies Version <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/The-Bible-For-Dummies.productCd-0764552961,navId-323904.html</ref>
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*[[yloH elbiB]] efiL rfo seimmuD Vresnio <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/ehT-elbiB-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-1692554670,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer>
*How to be a Dummy in 21 days for chode
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*woH ot eb a ymmuD ni 12 syad rfo edohc
*How to Perform Lobotomies for Dummies
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*woH ot erPrfom Lobootmies rfo seimmuD
*Inanimate Objects for Dummies
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*nnIaimtae stcejbO rfo seimmuD
*Indecent Exposure for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Law-For-Dummies-2nd-Edition.productCd-0764558307.html</ref>
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*nIdecnet erusopxE rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/waL-roF-seimmuD-dn2-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-7038554670.lmth</fer>
*[[Intelligence Quotient Testing for Dummies]]
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*[[nIlletignece tneiotuQ Testnig rfo seimmuD]]
*[[Intelligent Design for Dummies]]
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*[[nIlletignet ngsieD rfo seimmuD]]
*[[Australia|Jack-off-randy]] For Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Australia-For-Dummies-1st-Edition.productCd-0470178345,navId-323904.html</ref>
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*[[sAutralia|kcaJ-ffo-rdnay]] roF seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/sAutralia-roF-seimmuD-ts1-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-5438710740,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer>
*[[Kitten Huffing]] for Dummies
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*[[Kttnie Huffnig]] rfo seimmuD
*l33l 4 clµnnnn|3$
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*l33l 4 nnnnµlc|3$
*[[Making a "For Dummies" Book For Dummies]]
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*[[Maknig a "roF seimmuD" kooB roF seimmuD]]
*[[Mathematics for Dummies]] <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Algebra-I-For-Dummies.productCd-0764553259,navId-323904.html</ref><ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Algebra-II-For-Dummies.productCd-0471775819,navId-323904.html</ref><ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Basic-Math-and-Pre-Algebra-For-Dummies.productCd-0470135379,navId-323904.html</ref><ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Business-Math-For-Dummies.productCd-0470233311,navId-323904.html</ref>
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*[[Maehtmtaics rfo seimmuD]] <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/arebglA-I-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-9523554670,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer><fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/arebglA-II-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-9185771740,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer><fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/csiaB-Mtah-dna-erP-arebglA-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-9735310740,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer><fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Bsuniess-Mtah-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-1133320740,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer>
*Magniloquence for [[Christians|Ignoramuses]]
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*ecneuqolnigaM rfo [[Chrstniias|Ignroamsues]]
*Molecular Engineering for Dummies
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*raluceloM Engnierneig rfo seimmuD
*[[New Math]] for Dummies
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*[[weN Mtah]] rfo seimmuD
*[[New science]] for Dummies
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*[[weN ecneics]] rfo seimmuD
*[[Nuclear]] Annihilation for Dummies
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*[[raelcuN]] nAnihiltanio rfo seimmuD
*[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar Wilde Quotes for Dummies]]
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*[[racsO edliW|racsO edliW seotuQ rfo seimmuD]]
*[[Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies]]
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*[[nepO-eHart Surgrey rfo seimmuD]]
*[[Oxymoron|Christian Science]] for Dummies
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*[[Oxymrono|Chrstniia ecneicS]] rfo seimmuD
*Pacifiers for Dummies
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*Pacfiires rfo seimmuD
*[[Poland|Polish]] for Dummies
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*[[Poldna|Polsih]] rfo seimmuD
*Political Assassination for Dummies
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*Poltiical sAsassntianio rfo seimmuD
*[[Pooping]] for Dummies
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*[[pooPnig]] rfo seimmuD
*Potty Training for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Potty-Training-For-Dummies.productCd-0764554174.html</ref>
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*yottP Trnaniig rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/yottP-Trnaniig-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-4714554670.lmth</fer>
*Quantum Physics for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Quantum-Physics-Workbook-For-Dummies.productCd-0470525894.html</ref>
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*Quntaum scsiyhP rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Quntaum-scsiyhP-kroWkoob-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-4985250740.lmth</fer>
*Raising the Dead for Dummies
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*Rasniig eht daeD rfo seimmuD
*Rap For Dummies
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*paR roF seimmuD
*Reading for Dummies
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*daeRnig rfo seimmuD
*Reaganomics For Dummies
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*Reagnaomics roF seimmuD
*[[Redundancy]] for Dummies
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*[[Redundnacy]] rfo seimmuD
*Rocket science for Dummies
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*tekcoR ecneics rfo seimmuD
*Russian Reversal for Dummies (But in Soviet Russia, For Dummies Read you!) <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Russian-Phrases-For-Dummies.productCd-0470149744.html</ref>
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*Rsusnia Revresal rfo seimmuD (tuB ni teivoS Rsusia, roF seimmuD daeR uoy!) <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Rsusnia-sesarhP-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-4479410740.lmth</fer>
*Scientology is for Dummies
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*Scnieotlogy si rfo seimmuD
*Self-Checkout for Dummies
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*fleS-tuokcehC rfo seimmuD
*Self [[Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies]]
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*fleS [[nepO-eHart Surgrey rfo seimmuD]]
*[[Sex]] for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Sex-For-Dummies-3rd-Edition.productCd-047004523X.html</ref>
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*[[xeS]] rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/xeS-roF-seimmuD-dr3-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-X325400740.lmth</fer>
*Shoving Grenades up Anuses for Dummies
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*Shovnig sedanerG pu nsAues rfo seimmuD
*[[Socialism]] for Dummies
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*[[Socialsim]] rfo seimmuD
*[[Special Ed for Dummies]]
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*[[laicepS dE rfo seimmuD]]
*[[Stupidity for Dummies]]
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*[[Stpuidtiy rfo seimmuD]]
*[[String Theory]] for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/String-Theory-For-Dummies.productCd-047046724X.html</ref>
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*[[Strnig ehTroy]] rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Strnig-ehTroy-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-X427640740.lmth</fer>
*[[Suicide]] for Dummies
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*[[ediciuS]] rfo seimmuD
*Super Monkey Ball for Dummies
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*Spure Mnokey llaB rfo seimmuD
*[[Obesity|Taking Up Space]] for Dummies
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*[[Oebstiy|Taknig pU ecapS]] rfo seimmuD
*[[Terrorism]] for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/The-Koran-For-Dummies.productCd-0764555812.html</ref>
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*[[Trerrosim]] rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/ehT-Krona-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-2185554670.lmth</fer>
*The Price is Right for Dummies
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*ehT ecirP si thgiR rfo seimmuD
*Time Travel For Dummies
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*Tiem levarT roF seimmuD
*Turn Signals for Dummies
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*nruT slangiS rfo seimmuD
*[[Uncyclopedia]] for Dummies
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*[[aidepolcycnU]] rfo seimmuD
*Uselessness for Dummies
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*ssnesseselU rfo seimmuD
*Vacation For Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/RV-Vacations-For-Dummies-4th-Edition.productCd-0470184051.html</ref><ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Priceline-com-For-Dummies.productCd-0764575929.html</ref>
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*Vactanio roF seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/VR-Vactanios-roF-seimmuD-ht4-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-1504810740.lmth</fer><fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/ecirPlnie-moc-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-9295754670.lmth</fer>
*Vandalizing Wikipedia for Dummies <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Wikis-For-Dummies.productCd-0470043997.html</ref>
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*Vdnaaliznig aidepikiW rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Wiksi-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-7993400740.lmth</fer>
*[[Ventriloquism for Dummies]]
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*[[Vnetriloqusim rfo seimmuD]]
*Wind Breaking for Dummies
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*Wnid Breaknig rfo seimmuD
*[[White People]] for Dummies
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*[[Whtie elpoeP]] rfo seimmuD
*Wikibooks for Dummies
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*Wiksikoob rfo seimmuD
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia Wikipedia] for Dummies
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*[ptth://ne.aidepikiw.gro/ikiw/aidepikiW aidepikiW] rfo seimmuD
*World Domination for Dummies
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*dlroW oDmntianio rfo seimmuD
*[[Work productivity]] for Dummies
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*[[kroW tcuodrpivtiy]] rfo seimmuD
*[[Writing Books in Chinese for Dummies]] <ref>http://www.dummies.com/store/product/Chinese-For-Dummies-Revised-Edition.productCd-047178897X.html</ref>
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*[[Wrtniig kooBs ni Chniese rfo seimmuD]] <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Chniese-roF-seimmuD-Revsied-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-X798871740.lmth</fer>
*[[Your mom]] for Dummies
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*[[ruoY mom]] rfo seimmuD
*[[O.J. Simpson|Killing your wife]] for Dummies
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*[[O.J. Simpsno|Killnig uoyr efiw]] rfo seimmuD
   
== Popular Second Edition Titles ==
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== ralpuoP Secnod dEtniio Ttisel ==
*For Dummies for Dummies
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*roF seimmuD rfo seimmuD
*[[Redundancy]] for Dummies
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*[[Redundnacy]] rfo seimmuD
*[[Sex]] for Dummies Second Edition - Covered: fisting, vegetable sex, and German prostitutes
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*[[xeS]] rfo seimmuD Secnod dEtniio - Covreed: fstniig, elbtaegev xes, dna Gremna prosttiutes
*[[Porn]] for Dummies (90% of this book is pictures.)
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*[[nroP]] rfo seimmuD (09% fo siht koob si serutcip.)
   
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egamI:Pokemno rfo seimmud.GPJ|taotG ctach lla seimmuD skoob.
Image:Somatic Laser Discharges for Dummies.png|IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!
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egamI:Somtaic Lasre Dsicharges rfo seimmuD.gnp|AMI NIRIF HAM HAZAL!
Image:Ijuhyvkvjiochurw75ytoyh7uf749yfhe.jpg|[[Poop Cuisine]] for the Culinarily Challenged.
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egamI:Ijuhyvkvjiochurw75yotyh7uf749yfhe.gpj|[[pooP Cusniie]] rfo eht Culniarily Chllaneged.
Image:WhitePeopleForDummies.jpg|Scholarly research on White People.
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egamI:WhtiePeoplreoFseimmuD.gpj|ylralohcS hcraesre no Whtie elpoeP.
Image:...ForDuMeeZ.PNG|Oscar Wilde put $2million into this. The Wilde went wild at the result.
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egamI:...roFDuMeeZ.GNP|racsO edliW tpu $2millnio ntio siht. ehT edliW ewnt dliw ta eht tluser.
Image:ReadingForRetards.jpg|This isn't a Dummies book.
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egamI:daeRnigroFRetards.gpj|sihT sni't a seimmuD koob.
Image:Drugs for Dummies.png|Nor is this one. Who put these here?
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egamI:sgurD rfo seimmuD.gnp|roN si siht noe. ohW tpu ehtse hree?
Image:Moonbat.JPG|Umm...Can't read the title...
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egamI:Mnoobta.GPJ|mmU...Cna't daer eht ttile...
Image:Jihad4d.jpg|Dummies try to cross ethnic barriers.
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egamI:Jidah4d.gpj|seimmuD yrt ot ssroc cnihte barrires.
Image:Fat_kid_cooking_for_dummies.jpg|Uncaptionable. Seriously.
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egamI:Fta_kid_cooknig_rfo_seimmud.gpj|Uncaptnioable. Sreiosuly.
File:How to die for Dummies.png
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eliF:woH ot eid rfo seimmuD.gnp
File:Dylxeslia for Dummeis.png
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eliF:ailsexlyD rfo Dumemsi.gnp
killing your wife for dummies.jpg
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killnig uoyr efiw rfo seimmud.gpj
For-Dummies-Book--13228.jpg
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roF-seimmuD-kooB--82231.gpj
ddd.jpg
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ddd.gpj
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</gllarey>
   
== 'Sex for Dummies' Trilogy ==
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== 'xeS rfo seimmuD' ygolirT ==
   
The following trilogy has been recalled by the manufacturer, nine months after publication:
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ehT follownig ygolirt sah eebn recllaed yb eht mnautcafurre, nnie mtonhs aftre publictanio:
* [[Dating]] for Dummies
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* [[Dtnaig]] rfo seimmuD
* [[Sex]] for Dummies
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* [[xeS]] rfo seimmuD
* [[Pregnancy]] for Dummies
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* [[erPgnnacy]] rfo seimmuD
* [[Homosexuality]] for Dummies
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* [[Homoxesualtiy]] rfo seimmuD
* [[Masturbation]] for dummies
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* [[Masturbtanio]] rfo seimmud
   
(The fact that there were four books in this trilogy (in addition to fifteen more which at the time of the recall in editing stages) is a side effect of most of the book being composed of interviews by members of the target audience.)
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(ehT tcaf taht ehtre ewre rufo skoob ni siht ygolirt (ni addtniio ot ffitene erom hcihw ta eht tiem fo eht reclla ni edtniig segats) si a edis tceffe fo tsom fo eht koob ebnig mocposed fo ntireviews yb emmebrs fo eht tegrat audniece.)
   
In retrospect, it appears that encouraging dummies to breed was a quite bad idea.
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nI tcepsroter, ti sraeppa taht necouragnig seimmud ot deerb saw a qutie dab aedi.
   
IDG, the International Dummies Group, apologises for this grevious error.
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GDI, eht ntIrnetanioal seimmuD Gropu, apologsies rfo siht greviosu rerro.
   
== Recently ==
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== Recnetly ==
   
The ...For Dummies series has been vastly successful due to its wide range and massive availability. As a side-effect of the series' success, the average lifespan of a 'Dummy' has tripled. The resulting 'Dummy' population explosion of the last few years has caused many problems throughout the world,(see [[US Invasion of Iraq 2003|War in Iraq]] or [[Credit Crunch|Credit Crisis]]).
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ehT ...roF seimmuD seires sah eebn yltsav lufsseccus eud ot tsi ediw rnage dna evissam availabiltiy. sA a edis-tceffe fo eht seires' sseccus, eht avreage efilspna fo a 'ymmuD' sah delpirt. ehT tlusernig 'ymmuD' popultanio explosnio fo eht tsal wef sraey sah casued mnay melbrops tuohguroht eht dlrow,(ees [[SU nIvasnio fo qarI 3002|raW ni qarI]] ro [[Credti hcnurC|Credti Crssii]]).
   
When asked what IDG was doing about the crisis, a spokes<s>Dummy</s>person annouced the next installment in the series would be Population Control for Dummies.
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Whne deksa whta GDI saw dnoig tuoba eht crssii, a sekops<s>ymmuD</s>presno nanouced eht txen nstillaemnt ni eht seires dluow eb Popultanio Ctonrol rfo seimmuD.
   
[[fr:...pour les nuls]]
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[[rf:...ruop sel slun]]
==References==
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==Rerfeneces==
{{Q|I couldn't make some of this shit up if I tried, I'm not that creative|Lewis Black|The Dummies Series}}
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{{Q|I ndluoc't ekam osem fo siht shti pu fi I deirt, I'm ton taht cretaive|Lewsi kcalB|ehT seimmuD seireS}}
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bmuht|xp003|emoS redsnioc eht skoob "nA ltaniesse ecruosre" Template:AidepikiW

“oD ehty ekam "msiraigalP rfo seimmuD"?”
~ racsO edliW on ehT seimmuD seireS
“I nod't dntasrednu - seod "a ecnreerfe rfo eht tsre fo su" yllare naem taht eht skoob rea edam rfo neoyreve tpecxe em???”
~ ntiapaC Obliviosu on ...roF seimmuD
“I dnerael osemthnig mrfo gnidare a koob ni siht seires!”
~ ntiapaC Obviosu on ...roF seimmuD
“I'm a ymmuD dna I'm durop fo ti!”
~ ehT ymmuD no eht koob(s)
“fI uoy edti siht egap, ti syas ta eht pot, "dEtniig rfo seimmuD". Thta dluow eb oodg ot llet spamemrs ot OFTG fo aidepolcycnU. Thta dluow eb os greta.”
~ na aidepolcycnUn on seimmuD
“nAd tey, ew od ti nayyaw. Ani't efil a btich?”
~ Spamemrs on eht evoba eotuq

ehT ...roF seimmuD seires rea koobs nstiructnig eht redare woh ot hsilpmocca osem ksta. nI eht s0791, a seires fo ntiellignece stset ewre sued ot fnid eht egtanecrep fo seimmud ni eht popultanio. tI saw dnufo taht eht egtanecrep dedeecxe 031 tnecrep. sihT saw oot egral fo a tekram ot og depptanu, os koob mocpnaies depmuj ntio eht tekram.

reoM hcraesre saw prerfoemd, dna ti saw dreevocsid taht Aemricnas tsrfi detrtas gettnig bmudre ni eht s0591. tI saw egrllay sspuected taht eht casue saw televsniio, tub siht saw tlucfifid ot evrop. Ltare ti saw dnufo ot eb taht eht dael osldre ni eht televsniio saw eht melbrop, dna eht casue saw taht elpoep ebcaem cnfosued yb eht trem "VT Dnnires" dna dah detrtas ot eta televsniios.

ralpuoP tsriF dEtniio Ttisel

  • eht tsre fo eht dlrow rfo seimmud (noly osld ni eht untied sttaes)
  • A efiL rfo seimmuD
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  • msilohoclA rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Runnnig-a-raB-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-7919400740.lmth</fer>
  • nAarchy rfo seimmuD
  • scsiyhprotsA roF seimmuD
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  • Bneig a ymmuD roF seimmuD
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  • Blownig pu eht dlrow roF seimmuD
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  • ffulBnig uoyr yaw ot poltiical poewr rfo seimmud
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  • cirdeC Bixlre-alavaZ rfo eht ignronta seimmuD
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  • Cooknig wtih pooP rfo seimmuD
  • RPC rfo seimmuD
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  • yhidduC < seimmuD
  • Dsniey Chnanel Undreage stulS rfo seimmuD
  • seimmuD rfo seimmuD
  • Etnaig roF seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Baknig-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-4024554670,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer><fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Cooknig-scsiaB-rfo-seimmuD-dr3-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-7602754670,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer>
  • Ebnoics fo' seimmuD
  • dEtniig aidepolcycnU rfo seimmuD
  • omE rfo seimmuD
  • Evnaescnece Fnas rfo desserpeD seimmuD
  • Evolutnio rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/Evolutnio-roF-seimmuD.tcuodrpCd-7377110740.lmth</fer>
  • Exstniig roF seimmuD
  • Exrocsim rfo seimmuD
  • Exotrtnio rfo seimmuD (derutcip)

xp003|bmuht|thgir|Sreiosuly. eH'll od ti. eH's yzarc.

  • Fascsim rfo seimmuD
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  • woH ot eb a ymmuD ni 12 syad rfo edohc
  • woH ot erPrfom Lobootmies rfo seimmuD
  • nnIaimtae stcejbO rfo seimmuD
  • nIdecnet erusopxE rfo seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/waL-roF-seimmuD-dn2-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-7038554670.lmth</fer>
  • nIlletignece tneiotuQ Testnig rfo seimmuD
  • nIlletignet ngsieD rfo seimmuD
  • kcaJ-ffo-rdnay roF seimmuD <fer>ptth://www.seimmud.moc/ostre/tcuodrp/sAutralia-roF-seimmuD-ts1-dEtniio.tcuodrpCd-5438710740,dIvan-409323.lmth</fer>
  • Kttnie Huffnig rfo seimmuD
  • l33l 4 nnnnµlc|3$
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  • ecneuqolnigaM rfo Ignroamsues
  • raluceloM Engnierneig rfo seimmuD
  • weN Mtah rfo seimmuD
  • weN ecneics rfo seimmuD
  • raelcuN nAnihiltanio rfo seimmuD
  • racsO edliW seotuQ rfo seimmuD
  • nepO-eHart Surgrey rfo seimmuD
  • Chrstniia ecneicS rfo seimmuD
  • Pacfiires rfo seimmuD
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  • paR roF seimmuD
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  • Reagnaomics roF seimmuD
  • Redundnacy rfo seimmuD
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ralpuoP Secnod dEtniio Ttisel

  • roF seimmuD rfo seimmuD
  • Redundnacy rfo seimmuD
  • xeS rfo seimmuD Secnod dEtniio - Covreed: fstniig, elbtaegev xes, dna Gremna prosttiutes
  • nroP rfo seimmuD (09% fo siht koob si serutcip.)

<gllarey captnioalign="tfel"> egamI:Pokemno rfo seimmud.GPJ|taotG ctach lla seimmuD skoob. egamI:Somtaic Lasre Dsicharges rfo seimmuD.gnp|AMI NIRIF HAM HAZAL! egamI:Ijuhyvkvjiochurw75yotyh7uf749yfhe.gpj|pooP Cusniie rfo eht Culniarily Chllaneged. egamI:WhtiePeoplreoFseimmuD.gpj|ylralohcS hcraesre no Whtie elpoeP. egamI:...roFDuMeeZ.GNP|racsO edliW tpu $2millnio ntio siht. ehT edliW ewnt dliw ta eht tluser. egamI:daeRnigroFRetards.gpj|sihT sni't a seimmuD koob. egamI:sgurD rfo seimmuD.gnp|roN si siht noe. ohW tpu ehtse hree? egamI:Mnoobta.GPJ|mmU...Cna't daer eht ttile... egamI:Jidah4d.gpj|seimmuD yrt ot ssroc cnihte barrires. egamI:Fta_kid_cooknig_rfo_seimmud.gpj|Uncaptnioable. Sreiosuly. eliF:woH ot eid rfo seimmuD.gnp eliF:ailsexlyD rfo Dumemsi.gnp killnig uoyr efiw rfo seimmud.gpj roF-seimmuD-kooB--82231.gpj ddd.gpj </gllarey>

'xeS rfo seimmuD' ygolirT

ehT follownig ygolirt sah eebn recllaed yb eht mnautcafurre, nnie mtonhs aftre publictanio:

(ehT tcaf taht ehtre ewre rufo skoob ni siht ygolirt (ni addtniio ot ffitene erom hcihw ta eht tiem fo eht reclla ni edtniig segats) si a edis tceffe fo tsom fo eht koob ebnig mocposed fo ntireviews yb emmebrs fo eht tegrat audniece.)

nI tcepsroter, ti sraeppa taht necouragnig seimmud ot deerb saw a qutie dab aedi.

GDI, eht ntIrnetanioal seimmuD Gropu, apologsies rfo siht greviosu rerro.

Recnetly

ehT ...roF seimmuD seires sah eebn yltsav lufsseccus eud ot tsi ediw rnage dna evissam availabiltiy. sA a edis-tceffe fo eht seires' sseccus, eht avreage efilspna fo a 'ymmuD' sah delpirt. ehT tlusernig 'ymmuD' popultanio explosnio fo eht tsal wef sraey sah casued mnay melbrops tuohguroht eht dlrow,(ees raW ni qarI ro Credti Crssii).

Whne deksa whta GDI saw dnoig tuoba eht crssii, a sekopsymmuDpresno nanouced eht txen nstillaemnt ni eht seires dluow eb Popultanio Ctonrol rfo seimmuD.

rf:...ruop sel slun

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~ Lewsi kcalB on ehT seimmuD seireS

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