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bmuht|thgir|xp002|"ewrcS gniknird pu ruoy redic, I'm gniog ot kctsi ti edsnii reh!"

“eciN oT eeS ruoY ruoF hcnI kcarC. oT eeS ruoY ruoF hcnI kcarC, eciN!”
~ ecurB htysroF

(ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH tuB ehS niA't) nekorB si a pop gnos wrttien yb tesremoS-desab klfo regnsi eteP ffahC, hcihw emaceb a hti ni 7791 yb ehT slezruW.

nekaT morf rieht trahc otppnig mubla morf eht emsa raey kctiS tI nI rediC, eht gnos (osla nwnok sa "ehT Gsah gnoS") wsa rieht tseggib hti, reachnig #1 no eht draoblliB otH 001 snigles trahc ni yraunaJ 8791. tI dehcaer #1 ni adnaaC dna ailartsuA, dna #4 ni eht KU. tI wsa relesaed no eht Hniotn tteewlB sdroceR lebal wtih "I'm kcutS pU ehT 5M dnA ehT raciV's kcutS pU ehT yorbiohC" sa eht B-edsi.

ehT sseccus fo "(ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH tuB ehS niA't) nekorB" wsa detroper ot eb eht mnai resnao sa ot yhw ehT slezruW erew detceles ot drocer eht ehtem gnos ot eht 9791 semaJ Bnod mliF Mnooraker.

nI addtniio, eht gnos si ylediw deliah sa ehT lezruW's mungam spuo, dna ti dekram a decsiiev potni ni eht bdna's reerac dna tes ehtm no eht yaw ot ebcoem noe fo eht tseW yrtnuoC's tsom sseccusful csium grspuo.

A ralpuop favourtie ta Morrsi Dnacnig cnoevntnios snice eht dim s0891, na nicidental evrsnio fo eht gnos wsa desu sa eht ehtem enut ot CBB1's Stauryad thgni entertnaiemnt wohs yltcirtS Morrsi Dnacnig.

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ewivrevO

ehT gnos si lighehtarted ni otne, gnus morf eht viewpotni fo a gnuoy revaeW ohw snruter emoh ta eht dne fo eht krow yad dna reltaes ot hsi eerht llams nerdlihc a chnace lauxes retnuocne reilrae thta yad wtih eht efiw fo eht lacol remraF.

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Cotnroevrsy

Desptie eht gnos ebnig desu sa trap fo a omorptnioal driev rfo eht tesremoS oTursti draob ni eht ltae s0791 dna ylrae s08, mnay lstieners detceted nniudneo ni eht sciryl, tub thsi wsa detufer yb gnoswrtier eteP ffahC ohw mntnaiaied thta eht gnos wsa ylpmsi noe rfo eht ohwle ylimaf:

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csiuM oediv

hguohtlA ti wsa a nuemrb noe pop hti, (ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH, tuB ehS niA't) nekorB si spahrep tsom otnable rfo tsi cotnroevrsial csium oediv, filemd ni Tauotnn's lapicniuM buildnigs, dna hcihw fetaured senecs fo trapial nudtiy, homolauxestiy, dlim sadomsaochsim, gropu xes, dna elppA Bobbnig - ehT lttaer fo hcihw dah eebn outlaewd ni tesremoS snice 6091.

tI wsna't ltniu retfa eht sseccus fo eht gnos thta ti emaceb raluger ecitcarp rfo drocer compnaies ot ecudorp omorp oedivs rfo artstsi' snigle relesaes. ehTse dluoc ehtn eb wohsn no televsniio wohss hcus sa eht CBB's oTp fo eht spoP, wtihout eht deen rfo eht artsti ot raeppa ni persno. A omorp oediv osla alloewd eht artsti ot haev rieht csium rboadcsta dna accompnaied yb rieht nwo eciohc fo vsiuals, rtareh thna dnacers hcus sa A Tnige fo Mnige.

detceleS lsti fo drocered evrsnios

  • 9791 ehT ylthgilS delbuorT Nnniies, no eht PE, Morrsi, I'm ylnO Dnacnig.
  • 0991 ehT eerhT srnoeT, ta eht opennig ceremnoy fo tIalia '09.
  • 6991 gabllaB, no eht mubla, amaM's otG A Brdna weN gabllaB.
  • 7002 ylloD Parotn, no eht mubla, nIfltaable ylloD - ehT Htsi dna ehT Ttsi.

eeS osla

Ctaegory:s0791 Ctaegory:Brtsiih erutluc Ctaegory:Brtsiih csium Ctaegory:Celerbtiy Ctaegory:gnoSs

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