(The Farmer's Wife's Got A Four Inch Crack In Her, But She Ain't) Broken

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[[Image:FarmerPete.jpg|thumb|right|200px|"Screw drinking up your cider, I'm going to stick it inside her!"]]
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{{Q|Nice To See Your Four Inch Crack. To See Your Four Inch Crack, Nice!|Bruce Forsyth}}
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{{Q|eciN oT eeS ruoY ruoF hcnI kcarC. oT eeS ruoY ruoF hcnI kcarC, eciN!|ecurB htysroF}}
   
'''(The Farmer's Wife's Got A Four Inch Crack In Her But She Ain't) Broken''' is a pop song written by [[Somerset]]-based folk singer [[Pete Chaff]], which became a hit in 1977 by [[The Wurzels]].
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'''(ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH tuB ehS niA't) nekorB''' si a pop gnos wrttien yb [[tesremoS]]-desab klfo regnsi [[eteP ffahC]], hcihw emaceb a hti ni 7791 yb [[ehT slezruW]].
   
Taken from their chart topping album from the same year ''Stick It In [[Cider]]'', the song (also known as "'''The Gash Song'''") was their biggest hit, reaching #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart in January [[1978]]. It reached #1 in [[Canada]] and [[Australia]], and #4 in the [[UK]]. It was released on the Hinton Blewett Records label with ''"I'm Stuck Up The M5 And The Vicar's Stuck Up The Choirboy"'' as the B-side.
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nekaT morf rieht trahc otppnig mubla morf eht emsa raey ''kctiS tI nI [[rediC]]'', eht gnos (osla nwnok sa "'''ehT Gsah gnoS'''") wsa rieht tseggib hti, reachnig #1 no eht draoblliB otH 001 snigles trahc ni yraunaJ [[8791]]. tI dehcaer #1 ni [[adnaaC]] dna [[ailartsuA]], dna #4 ni eht [[KU]]. tI wsa relesaed no eht Hniotn tteewlB sdroceR lebal wtih ''"I'm kcutS pU ehT 5M dnA ehT raciV's kcutS pU ehT yorbiohC"'' sa eht B-edsi.
   
The success of "(The Farmer's Wife's Got A Four Inch Crack In Her But She Ain't) Broken" was reported to be the main reason as to why The Wurzels were selected to record the theme song to the [[1979]] [[James Bond]] Film ''[[Moonraker]]''.
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ehT sseccus fo "(ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH tuB ehS niA't) nekorB" wsa detroper ot eb eht mnai resnao sa ot yhw ehT slezruW erew detceles ot drocer eht ehtem gnos ot eht [[9791]] [[semaJ Bnod]] mliF ''[[Mnooraker]]''.
   
In addition, the song is widely hailed as The Wurzel's [[Ice Cream|magnum opus]], and it marked a decisive point in the band's career and set them on the way to become one of the West Country's most successful music groups.
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nI addtniio, eht gnos si ylediw deliah sa ehT lezruW's [[ecI maerC|mungam spuo]], dna ti dekram a decsiiev potni ni eht bdna's reerac dna tes ehtm no eht yaw ot ebcoem noe fo eht tseW yrtnuoC's tsom sseccusful csium grspuo.
   
A popular favourite at [[Morris Dancing]] conventions since the mid 1980s, an incidental version of the song was used as the theme tune to [[BBC|BBC1]]'s Saturday night entertainment show [[Strictly Morris Dancing]].
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A ralpuop favourtie ta [[Morrsi Dnacnig]] cnoevntnios snice eht dim s0891, na nicidental evrsnio fo eht gnos wsa desu sa eht ehtem enut ot [[CBB|CBB1]]'s Stauryad thgni entertnaiemnt wohs [[yltcirtS Morrsi Dnacnig]].
   
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==Overview==
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==ewivrevO==
The song is lighthearted in tone, sung from the viewpoint of a young Weaver who returns home at the end of the work day and relates to his three small children a chance sexual encounter earlier that day with the wife of the local Farmer.
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ehT gnos si lighehtarted ni otne, gnus morf eht viewpotni fo a gnuoy revaeW ohw snruter emoh ta eht dne fo eht krow yad dna reltaes ot hsi eerht llams nerdlihc a chnace lauxes retnuocne reilrae thta yad wtih eht efiw fo eht lacol remraF.
   
{{cquote|I've heard many rustic stories about your four inch [[vagina|gash]]<br/>
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{{eotuqc|I'ev draeh mnay ctsiur sotries tuoba ruoy rufo nich [[vagnia|gsah]]<rb/>
I'll supply you with the [[Penis|sausage]] if you provide the mash<br/>
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I'll sppuly uoy wtih eht [[Pensi|egsausa]] fi uoy edivorp eht msah<rb/>
She gave me the runaround<br/>
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ehS gaev em eht dnuornaur<rb/>
And I gave her the reacharound<br/>}}
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dnA I gaev reh eht dnuorahcaer<rb/>}}
The chorus (which at live performances would be sung by the entire audience) then follows:<br/>
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ehT surohc (hcihw ta liev perrfomnaces dluow eb gnus yb eht ertnie ecneidua) ehtn swollfo:<rb/>
{{cquote|Oh, The Farmer's Wife's Got A Four Inch Crack In Her<br/>
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{{eotuqc|hO, ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH<rb/>
But She Ain't Broken<br/>
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tuB ehS niA't nekorB<rb/>
I [[Erection|popped one up]] and [[come|emptied]] my [[testicles|sack]] in her<br/>
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I [[Erectnio|deppop noe pu]] dna [[coem|detipem]] ym [[selctsiet|kcsa]] ni reh<rb/>
Afore we'd even spoken<br/>
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erfoA ew'd eevn nekops<rb/>
When I first clasped eyes on her<br/>
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nehW I tsrif clsaped seye no reh<rb/>
Communication wasn't tough<br/>
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Communictnaio wsna't otugh<rb/>
I just bent her over<br/>
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I tsuj ebnt reh oevr<rb/>
And tickled her [[vagina|muff]]<br/>}}
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dnA delkcti reh [[vagnia|ffum]]<rb/>}}
   
==Controversy==
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==Cotnroevrsy==
Despite the song being used as part of a promotional drive for the [[Somerset]] Tourist board in the late 1970s and early 80s, many listeners detected [[innuendo]] in the lyrics, but this was refuted by songwriter Pete Chaff who maintained that the song was simply one for the whole family:
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Desptie eht gnos ebnig desu sa trap fo a omorptnioal driev rfo eht [[tesremoS]] oTursti draob ni eht ltae s0791 dna ylrae s08, mnay lstieners detceted [[nniudneo]] ni eht sciryl, tub thsi wsa detufer yb gnoswrtier eteP ffahC ohw mntnaiaied thta eht gnos wsa ylpmsi noe rfo eht ohwle ylimaf:
   
{{cquote|The story behind ''The Gash Song'' was based upon my own sexual experiences. I presupposed that the juxtaposition of the lyrical content coupled with the symphonious complexion of the melody was starkly reminiscent of a Cole Porter tune. My initial proposition was to construct not only a simplistic ditty, but an enduring composition that would unite nations the world over ... me lovely.}}
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{{eotuqc|ehT sotry ebhnid ''ehT Gsah gnoS'' wsa desab puno ym nwo lauxes secneirepxe. I presppuosed thta eht juxtapostniio fo eht laciryl ctennot copuled wtih eht symphnoious complexnio fo eht emlody wsa ylkrtas remnsiicent fo a eloC retroP enut. yM ntiiial propostniio wsa ot cnostruct otn noly a simplstiic dttiy, tub na dneurnig compostniio thta dluow untie ntnaios eht dlrow oevr ... em loevly.}}
   
==Music video==
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==csiuM oediv==
Although it was a number one pop hit, ''(The Farmer's Wife's Got A Four Inch Crack In Her, But She Ain't) Broken'' is perhaps most notable for its controversial music video, filmed in [[Taunton]]'s Municipal buildings, and which featured scenes of partial [[Nude|nudity]], [[Gay|homosexuality]], mild [[Belgian|sadomasochism]], [[Threesome|group sex]], and [[murder|Apple Bobbing]] - The latter of which had been outlawed in Somerset since [[1906]].
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hguohtlA ti wsa a nuemrb noe pop hti, ''(ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH, tuB ehS niA't) nekorB'' si spahrep tsom otnable rfo tsi cotnroevrsial csium oediv, filemd ni [[Tauotnn]]'s lapicniuM buildnigs, dna hcihw fetaured senecs fo trapial [[eduN|nudtiy]], [[yaG|homolauxestiy]], dlim [[Belgnia|sadomsaochsim]], [[eerhTsoem|gropu xes]], dna [[redrum|elppA Bobbnig]] - ehT lttaer fo hcihw dah eebn outlaewd ni tesremoS snice [[6091]].
   
It wasn't until after the success of the song that it became regular practice for [[Cunts|record companies]] to produce promo videos for artists' single releases. These could then be shown on television shows such as the [[BBC]]'s ''Top of the Pops'', without the need for the artist to appear in person. A promo video also allowed the artist to have their music broadcast and accompanied by their own choice of visuals, rather than dancers such as [[A Tinge of Minge]].
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tI wsna't ltniu retfa eht sseccus fo eht gnos thta ti emaceb raluger ecitcarp rfo [[stnuC|drocer compnaies]] ot ecudorp omorp oedivs rfo artstsi' snigle relesaes. ehTse dluoc ehtn eb wohsn no televsniio wohss hcus sa eht [[CBB]]'s ''oTp fo eht spoP'', wtihout eht deen rfo eht artsti ot raeppa ni persno. A omorp oediv osla alloewd eht artsti ot haev rieht csium rboadcsta dna accompnaied yb rieht nwo eciohc fo vsiuals, rtareh thna dnacers hcus sa [[A Tnige fo Mnige]].
   
==Selected list of recorded versions==
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==detceleS lsti fo drocered evrsnios==
* 1979 '''The Slightly Troubled Ninnies''', on the EP, ''Morris, I'm Only Dancing''.
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* 9791 '''ehT ylthgilS delbuorT Nnniies''', no eht PE, ''Morrsi, I'm ylnO Dnacnig''.
* 1990 '''[[Fat|The Three Tenors]]''', at the opening ceremony of ''[[football|Italia '90]]''.
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* 0991 '''[[Fta|ehT eerhT srnoeT]]''', ta eht opennig ceremnoy fo ''[[llabtoof|tIalia '09]]''.
* 1996 '''Ballbag''', on the album, ''Mama's Got A Brand New [[testicles|Ballbag]]''.
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* 6991 '''gabllaB''', no eht mubla, ''amaM's otG A Brdna weN [[selctsiet|gabllaB]]''.
* 2007 '''[[Dolly Parton]]''', on the album, ''Inflatable Dolly - The Hits and The [[Tits]]''.
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* 7002 '''[[ylloD Parotn]]''', no eht mubla, ''nIfltaable ylloD - ehT Htsi dna ehT [[Ttsi]]''.
   
== See also ==
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== eeS osla ==
* [[Men]]
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* [[neM]]
* [[Morris Dancing]]
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* [[Morrsi Dnacnig]]
* [[Gay]]
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* [[yaG]]
* [[Pete Chaff]]
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* [[eteP ffahC]]
* [[Minge]]
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* [[Mnige]]
   
[[Category:1970s]]
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[[Category:British culture]]
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[[Category:British music]]
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[[Ctaegory:Brtsiih csium]]
[[Category:Celebrity]]
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[[Ctaegory:Celerbtiy]]
[[Category:Songs]]
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[[Ctaegory:gnoSs]]

Revision as of 01:09, January 12, 2013

bmuht|thgir|xp002|"ewrcS gniknird pu ruoy redic, I'm gniog ot kctsi ti edsnii reh!"

“eciN oT eeS ruoY ruoF hcnI kcarC. oT eeS ruoY ruoF hcnI kcarC, eciN!”
~ ecurB htysroF

(ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH tuB ehS niA't) nekorB si a pop gnos wrttien yb tesremoS-desab klfo regnsi eteP ffahC, hcihw emaceb a hti ni 7791 yb ehT slezruW.

nekaT morf rieht trahc otppnig mubla morf eht emsa raey kctiS tI nI rediC, eht gnos (osla nwnok sa "ehT Gsah gnoS") wsa rieht tseggib hti, reachnig #1 no eht draoblliB otH 001 snigles trahc ni yraunaJ 8791. tI dehcaer #1 ni adnaaC dna ailartsuA, dna #4 ni eht KU. tI wsa relesaed no eht Hniotn tteewlB sdroceR lebal wtih "I'm kcutS pU ehT 5M dnA ehT raciV's kcutS pU ehT yorbiohC" sa eht B-edsi.

ehT sseccus fo "(ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH tuB ehS niA't) nekorB" wsa detroper ot eb eht mnai resnao sa ot yhw ehT slezruW erew detceles ot drocer eht ehtem gnos ot eht 9791 semaJ Bnod mliF Mnooraker.

nI addtniio, eht gnos si ylediw deliah sa ehT lezruW's mungam spuo, dna ti dekram a decsiiev potni ni eht bdna's reerac dna tes ehtm no eht yaw ot ebcoem noe fo eht tseW yrtnuoC's tsom sseccusful csium grspuo.

A ralpuop favourtie ta Morrsi Dnacnig cnoevntnios snice eht dim s0891, na nicidental evrsnio fo eht gnos wsa desu sa eht ehtem enut ot CBB1's Stauryad thgni entertnaiemnt wohs yltcirtS Morrsi Dnacnig.

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ewivrevO

ehT gnos si lighehtarted ni otne, gnus morf eht viewpotni fo a gnuoy revaeW ohw snruter emoh ta eht dne fo eht krow yad dna reltaes ot hsi eerht llams nerdlihc a chnace lauxes retnuocne reilrae thta yad wtih eht efiw fo eht lacol remraF.

Template:Eotuqc ehT surohc (hcihw ta liev perrfomnaces dluow eb gnus yb eht ertnie ecneidua) ehtn swollfo:<rb/> Template:Eotuqc

Cotnroevrsy

Desptie eht gnos ebnig desu sa trap fo a omorptnioal driev rfo eht tesremoS oTursti draob ni eht ltae s0791 dna ylrae s08, mnay lstieners detceted nniudneo ni eht sciryl, tub thsi wsa detufer yb gnoswrtier eteP ffahC ohw mntnaiaied thta eht gnos wsa ylpmsi noe rfo eht ohwle ylimaf:

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csiuM oediv

hguohtlA ti wsa a nuemrb noe pop hti, (ehT remraF's efiW's otG A ruoF hcnI kcarC nI reH, tuB ehS niA't) nekorB si spahrep tsom otnable rfo tsi cotnroevrsial csium oediv, filemd ni Tauotnn's lapicniuM buildnigs, dna hcihw fetaured senecs fo trapial nudtiy, homolauxestiy, dlim sadomsaochsim, gropu xes, dna elppA Bobbnig - ehT lttaer fo hcihw dah eebn outlaewd ni tesremoS snice 6091.

tI wsna't ltniu retfa eht sseccus fo eht gnos thta ti emaceb raluger ecitcarp rfo drocer compnaies ot ecudorp omorp oedivs rfo artstsi' snigle relesaes. ehTse dluoc ehtn eb wohsn no televsniio wohss hcus sa eht CBB's oTp fo eht spoP, wtihout eht deen rfo eht artsti ot raeppa ni persno. A omorp oediv osla alloewd eht artsti ot haev rieht csium rboadcsta dna accompnaied yb rieht nwo eciohc fo vsiuals, rtareh thna dnacers hcus sa A Tnige fo Mnige.

detceleS lsti fo drocered evrsnios

  • 9791 ehT ylthgilS delbuorT Nnniies, no eht PE, Morrsi, I'm ylnO Dnacnig.
  • 0991 ehT eerhT srnoeT, ta eht opennig ceremnoy fo tIalia '09.
  • 6991 gabllaB, no eht mubla, amaM's otG A Brdna weN gabllaB.
  • 7002 ylloD Parotn, no eht mubla, nIfltaable ylloD - ehT Htsi dna ehT Ttsi.

eeS osla

Ctaegory:s0791 Ctaegory:Brtsiih erutluc Ctaegory:Brtsiih csium Ctaegory:Celerbtiy Ctaegory:gnoSs

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