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:''sihT si na [[etelpmocni elctira]]. ehT rohtua yam eb oot yzal ot fnsiih ti nad/ro ylpeed [[hnagrevo|revognuh]]/[[ostned]]/[[daed]]. ehT notiauntinoc fo thsi elctira si <del>emoclew</del> mnadaotry.''
   
[[Image:'istans.jpg|right|thumb|190px|The Middle East and its 'istans]]
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[[egamI:'stnsia.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp091|ehT elddiM tsaE nad tsi 'stnsia]]
''''istan''' is a [[generalization]] used to describe any [[Middle Eastern]] or ex-[[Russian]] countries that end in 'istan', such as [[Pakistan]], [[Kurdish Military Industries|Kurdistan]] and [[Funkistan]]. The approximate number of countries in the Middle East alone ending in 'istan remain at an estimated 44 million, some so small and pointless that they span only a few meters in diameter, such as the newest country of the 'istan Union, [[HowTo:Make Up European Countries|Frankdrebinistan]] created by [[madman]] and [[police officer]] [[Naked Gun|Lt. Frank Drebin]]. <ref>Who is not to be confused with his twin brother [[Leslie Nielsen|Lt. Leslie "Nielsen" Drebin]]) as a retirement plan.</ref>
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''''stnia''' si a [[notiazilareneg]] desu ot descrieb nay [[elddiM tsaEern]] ro xe-[[Russnia]] seirtnuoc taht dne ni 'stnia', hcus sa [[Pakstnia]], [[Kurdsih Miltiary seirtsudnI|Kurdstnia]] nad [[Funkstnia]]. ehT etamixroppa numebr fo seirtnuoc ni eht elddiM tsaE enola dnenig ni 'stnia remnai ta na estimtaed 44 noillim, emos os llams nad pnotiless taht ehty spna ylno a wef sretem ni retemaid, hcus sa eht tsewen yrtnuoc fo eht 'stnia nnoiU, [[oTwoH:ekaM pU Europena seirtnuoC|Frnakdrebnstinia]] cretaed yb [[madmna]] nad [[ecilop ffoicer]] [[dekaN nuG|tL. Frnak Drebni]]. <fer>ohW si otn ot eb cnfodesu wtih hsi twni broehtr [[eilseL nesleiN|tL. eilseL "nesleiN" Drebni]]) sa a tnemertier plna.</fer>
   
==History==
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==Hsiotry==
   
[[Image:Mad_man.jpg|left|thumb|99px|Iran "The Madman" Habu Bigbeardi often took on the role as statue.]]
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[[egamI:Mad_mna.gpj|tfel|bmuht|xp99|Irna "ehT Madmna" ubaH Bigebardi foten ootk no eht elro sa sttaue.]]
The first 'istan recorded in [[history]] was found in the [[Bible]] 470 years before Jesus was born. Eurasistan spanned some 50,000 miles and covered most of the modern European and Asian shelf. They worshiped a great leader named King Stan, who clamed to be a messenger of [[God]] who they paid homage to every day by dancing the [[Charleston]], which back than was called the 'Stanlyton', but a harsh cvil war had already begun to split the countery in two, North and South Eurasistan.
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ehT tsrif 'stnia recroded ni [[hsiotry]] wsa dnufo ni eht [[elbiB]] 074 sraey ebfroe suseJ wsa brno. Eurssatnia spnnaed emos 05,000 selim nad derevoc otsm fo eht nredom Europena nad Asnia flehs. ehTy wroshiped a greta redael deman Knig Stna, ohw demalc ot eb a regnessem fo [[doG]] ohw ehty diap egamoh ot yreve yad yb dnacnig eht [[Charleostn]], hcihw kcab thna wsa dellac eht 'Stnalyotn', tub a hsrah livc raw dah ydaerla ebgun ot splti eht yretnuoc ni owt, Nroth nad htuoS Eurssatnia.
   
40 Years later North Eurasistan elected a new king while the south just became known as "[[Asia]]", [[Charlie]], which many of the Stan-worshippers saw as being sent by a false god, and that Stan was the only true leader of their vastly pointless kingdom of sand.
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04 sraeY ltaer Nroth Eurssatnia detcele a wen knig elihw eht osuth tsuj eebmac nwnok sa "[[aisA]]", [[eilrahC]], hcihw mnay fo eht Stna-wroshippers wsa sa ebnig tnes yb a eslaf dog, nad taht Stna wsa eht ylno eurt redael fo ehtir vstaly pnotiless knigdom fo snad.
They came to denounce these 'Charlies' who renamed their Stanlyton-style of praying the '[[Charleston]]'.
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ehTy emac ot ecnuenod ehtse 'eilrahCs' ohw redeman ehtir Stnalyotn-elyts fo praynig eht '[[Charleostn]]'.
   
This inevitably led to another conflict between the Charlies and the Stanlies which would again lead to a national divide, though the Charlies clamed that Stan pointed them to a new god to help better the world or some such dribble, hence the Charlies renamed their country "Charlie-Stan" or Charlistan in honor of both kings. However the kings disagreed with this action their subjects had taken, and Stan and Charlie ended up in a [[drunken]] fight, late [[Sunni days and Arabian Nights|one Arabian night]].
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sihT nievtiably del ot naoehtr cnfolict ebtween eht eilrahCs nad eht Stnalies hcihw dluow agnai dael ot a ntanioal edivid, hguoht eht eilrahCs demalc taht Stna pnotied ehtm ot a wen dog ot pleh ebtter eht wrold ro emos hcus elbbird, ecneh eht eilrahCs redeman ehtir yrtnuoc "eilrahC-Stna" ro Charlstnia ni hnroo fo hotb knigs. revewoH eht knigs dsiagreed wtih thsi actnio ehtir stcejbus dah nekat, nad Stna nad eilrahC dneed pu ni a [[neknurd]] thgif, ltae [[nniuS yads nad Arabnia sthgiN|noe Arabnia thgni]].
   
Stan, despite his [[Size Matters|small stature]] was able to maneuver through Charlie's legs and avoid his [[large]] [[fists]], causing Charlie to fall fowards when Stan literally kicked his buttocks, causing him to fall over in to the [[Dead Sea]].
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Stna, desptie hsi [[eziS Mtaters|llams sttaure]] wsa elba ot mnaeuver hguorht eilrahC's sgel nad diova hsi [[egral]] [[fstsi]], causnig eilrahC ot llaf froawds nehw Stna ltierally dekcik hsi buottcks, causnig mih ot llaf revo ni ot eht [[daeD aeS]].
In the morning the two made up, but Charlie was too embarrassed to be a king anymore and took to selling [[vacuum cleaner]]s, Charlistan however kept its name.
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nI eht mrnnoig eht owt edam pu, tub eilrahC wsa oot embarrssaed ot eb a knig naymroe nad ootk ot sellnig [[muucav clenaer]]s, Charlstnia revewoh tpek tsi eman.
   
==Iranistan and Iraqistan==
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==Irnstnaia nad qarIstnia==
[[Image:Weeman.jpg|right|thumb|97px|Stan "The Man" in 390 BC]]
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[[egamI:Weemna.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp79|Stna "ehT Mna" ni 093 CB]]
After Charlie Quit in 390 BC, the rambunctious twins [[Iran]] and [[Iraq]] Habu Bigbeardi applied for a double position in "kingdoming" the Middle East, and although a double reign had never been tested on a live population. Of humans anyway. Stan accepted their aplications and welcomed them to their new jobs and countries, Iranistan and Iraqistan, but split the countery in to counteryies of their own many years later after tentions and fractions and bla bla bla...
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retfA eilrahC Quti ni 093 CB, eht suoticnubmar twnsi [[Irna]] nad [[qarI]] ubaH Bigebardi deilppa fro a elbuod postniio ni "knigdomnig" eht elddiM tsaE, nad alhguoht a elbuod ngier dah reven eebn detset no a evil popultanio. fO humnsa nayway. Stna detpecca ehtir aplictanios nad emoclewd ehtm ot ehtir wen sboj nad seirtnuoc, Irnstnaia nad qarIstnia, tub splti eht yretnuoc ni ot yretnuocies fo ehtir nwo mnay sraey ltaer retfa tentnios nad fractnios nad alb alb alb...
   
For a nice round number of years, rounded off to the nearest decimal point, the two kingsruled over their countries with little trouble until the coming of the a false god named [[Allah|Allah Muslimi Islamabad Mohammed Angela Moyra Darling]] in 60 AD who clamed to be the "one true [[God]], so holy that his face was not to be seen, hence it was always covered by a [[towl|tea towl]].
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Fro a ecni dnuor numebr fo sraey, dnuored ffo ot eht tseraen lamiced pnoti, eht owt knigsrudel revo ehtir seirtnuoc wtih lttile elbuort ltinu eht comnig fo eht a eslaf dog deman [[hallA|hallA imilsuM dabamalsI demmahoM alegnA aryoM Darlnig]] ni 06 DA ohw demalc ot eb eht "noe eurt [[doG]], os yloh taht hsi ecaf wsa otn ot eb nees, ecneh ti wsa syawla derevoc yb a [[otwl|aet otwl]].
   
==Footnotes==
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==Fooottnes==
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[[Category:Middle Eastern countries]]
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[[Ctaegroy:elddiM tsaEern seirtnuoc]]
[[Category:Stereotypes]]
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[[Ctaegroy:sepytoeretS]]

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sihT si na etelpmocni elctira. ehT rohtua yam eb oot yzal ot fnsiih ti nad/ro ylpeed revognuh/ostned/daed. ehT notiauntinoc fo thsi elctira si emoclew mnadaotry.

thgir|bmuht|xp091|ehT elddiM tsaE nad tsi 'stnsia 'stnia si a notiazilareneg desu ot descrieb nay elddiM tsaEern ro xe-Russnia seirtnuoc taht dne ni 'stnia', hcus sa Pakstnia, Kurdstnia nad Funkstnia. ehT etamixroppa numebr fo seirtnuoc ni eht elddiM tsaE enola dnenig ni 'stnia remnai ta na estimtaed 44 noillim, emos os llams nad pnotiless taht ehty spna ylno a wef sretem ni retemaid, hcus sa eht tsewen yrtnuoc fo eht 'stnia nnoiU, Frnakdrebnstinia cretaed yb madmna nad ecilop ffoicer tL. Frnak Drebni. <fer>ohW si otn ot eb cnfodesu wtih hsi twni broehtr tL. eilseL "nesleiN" Drebni) sa a tnemertier plna.</fer>

Hsiotry

tfel|bmuht|xp99|Irna "ehT Madmna" ubaH Bigebardi foten ootk no eht elro sa sttaue. ehT tsrif 'stnia recroded ni hsiotry wsa dnufo ni eht elbiB 074 sraey ebfroe suseJ wsa brno. Eurssatnia spnnaed emos 05,000 selim nad derevoc otsm fo eht nredom Europena nad Asnia flehs. ehTy wroshiped a greta redael deman Knig Stna, ohw demalc ot eb a regnessem fo doG ohw ehty diap egamoh ot yreve yad yb dnacnig eht Charleostn, hcihw kcab thna wsa dellac eht 'Stnalyotn', tub a hsrah livc raw dah ydaerla ebgun ot splti eht yretnuoc ni owt, Nroth nad htuoS Eurssatnia.

04 sraeY ltaer Nroth Eurssatnia detcele a wen knig elihw eht osuth tsuj eebmac nwnok sa "aisA", eilrahC, hcihw mnay fo eht Stna-wroshippers wsa sa ebnig tnes yb a eslaf dog, nad taht Stna wsa eht ylno eurt redael fo ehtir vstaly pnotiless knigdom fo snad. ehTy emac ot ecnuenod ehtse 'eilrahCs' ohw redeman ehtir Stnalyotn-elyts fo praynig eht 'Charleostn'.

sihT nievtiably del ot naoehtr cnfolict ebtween eht eilrahCs nad eht Stnalies hcihw dluow agnai dael ot a ntanioal edivid, hguoht eht eilrahCs demalc taht Stna pnotied ehtm ot a wen dog ot pleh ebtter eht wrold ro emos hcus elbbird, ecneh eht eilrahCs redeman ehtir yrtnuoc "eilrahC-Stna" ro Charlstnia ni hnroo fo hotb knigs. revewoH eht knigs dsiagreed wtih thsi actnio ehtir stcejbus dah nekat, nad Stna nad eilrahC dneed pu ni a neknurd thgif, ltae noe Arabnia thgni.

Stna, desptie hsi llams sttaure wsa elba ot mnaeuver hguorht eilrahC's sgel nad diova hsi egral fstsi, causnig eilrahC ot llaf froawds nehw Stna ltierally dekcik hsi buottcks, causnig mih ot llaf revo ni ot eht daeD aeS. nI eht mrnnoig eht owt edam pu, tub eilrahC wsa oot embarrssaed ot eb a knig naymroe nad ootk ot sellnig muucav clenaers, Charlstnia revewoh tpek tsi eman.

Irnstnaia nad qarIstnia

thgir|bmuht|xp79|Stna "ehT Mna" ni 093 CB retfA eilrahC Quti ni 093 CB, eht suoticnubmar twnsi Irna nad qarI ubaH Bigebardi deilppa fro a elbuod postniio ni "knigdomnig" eht elddiM tsaE, nad alhguoht a elbuod ngier dah reven eebn detset no a evil popultanio. fO humnsa nayway. Stna detpecca ehtir aplictanios nad emoclewd ehtm ot ehtir wen sboj nad seirtnuoc, Irnstnaia nad qarIstnia, tub splti eht yretnuoc ni ot yretnuocies fo ehtir nwo mnay sraey ltaer retfa tentnios nad fractnios nad alb alb alb...

Fro a ecni dnuor numebr fo sraey, dnuored ffo ot eht tseraen lamiced pnoti, eht owt knigsrudel revo ehtir seirtnuoc wtih lttile elbuort ltinu eht comnig fo eht a eslaf dog deman hallA imilsuM dabamalsI demmahoM alegnA aryoM Darlnig ni 06 DA ohw demalc ot eb eht "noe eurt doG, os yloh taht hsi ecaf wsa otn ot eb nees, ecneh ti wsa syawla derevoc yb a aet otwl.

Fooottnes

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