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[edit] What the hell is this thing?

This is a real letter. I'm completely serious, the Japanese have a letter (which they call a "katakana", or small and stabby sword) which is written as a smilie face. A goddamn smilie face.

If you go to Japan, you will find real people - real, rational adult men and women - who use a smilie face to record their speech in the more permanent medium of writing. I am not at all joking - this actually happens in Japan! Of course in Japan they always cosplay, they love rice, they are skinny, everyone lives in Japan's central city, they all have bicycles and nobody drives. Ever, ever, ever. They also work in small cubicles while they all make hentia. Ever.

[edit] It's a SMILIE FACE for the love of Christ!

Some people will question will question the usefullness of the smilie face as a letter/icon/face. You may even be asking yourself right now: "Do these people not understand how utterly fucking stupid it makes them look to have a character that looks like a smiley face in their writing?" However this would make you look uncultured stupid and ignorant, it would also get you sturn looks from the local police and cause many chinese to start a small paparazii and the yankee tourist. The symbols current meaning is tame. However some will also question the true meaning of this word, even now you may be shouting at the top of your voice; "This is the Japanese we're talking about! Their tame porn consists of underage schoolgirls getting raped in multiple orifices by demons! In WWII they had pilots who would literally ram their planes into American battleships! (and occasionally underage schoolgirls)."

And yet they write "tsu" with a happy smiling countenance!

I could add some more wity banter but alas I am in a fatique state and your comment would most likely be: "I just don't get it. I don't get it at all." Your mother would be proud.

[edit] What? They've also got a "シ"!?

Aside from the ッ they have a シ, at first glance the difference may not be so obious but on closer inspection the angle of the smile on the smilie face is at a slightly steeper slant on ッ, this one however does'nt mean small sword but rather large sword that makes a more whooshing sound. You are most likely saying to yourself some uncultered slang that will offend somebody like: "Are they all completely STUPID? Can literally every Japanese person, all 125 million of them, not realize that they write their grocery lists and school notes and status reports on un-anaesthenized medical experiments on captured American POWs with a happy face!?"

[edit] It's WINKING at me!: ソ

I just don't know what to say anymore. Honestly, I don't even think the Japanese are human beings anymore. I know, I know, my social justice teacher would have my hide for even thinking of it. But how else can one explain ソ?

[edit] And how about ン?

Okay this is getting a little out of hand.

[edit] ジ. Just, ヅ.

::blinks::

::says nothing, but begins to silently weep, throws a ❦::