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` is the smallest unit of measure available. Nothing is more useless than a ` . Not even the dot (.) or the left parenthesis (() . The dot has a definite weight, and sits comfortably at the end of the text. ` instead, wanders lightly from letter to letter without a real job. Sometimes it sits on vowels, making everybody angry because people mistake it for an àccent. See ? It did it again !!!
The french are usually blamed for ` , since it is usually found on fr`ench texts. However it was proved by scientists in white coats that although ` thrives on french texts, it was originated probably in Mesopotamia.
The only way to get rid of the ` is to hit them with a nail and a hammer every time you see them on your screen. The sound produced scares ` away.
What are you`waitin`for ?
Go`get`a ````` hammer ! ````
« voilà! » <---- French words are attracting the `````````s!
T`h`i`s character sucks. Look at it. It's weak. Screw the '.' sucks.
edit Not t`o be confused with
´, `'s evil brother.
` also h`as another 2 weàknesses!!!!!!!
- weàkness 1! Mr. T
- weàkness 2! M.C. Hammer
edit Uses in mo`dern l`fe
The ` can be use`d to call the omn`i poten`t conso`le in `Euro`pean `coun`tries. Prob`abl`y why Eu`ope`ans don`t have ` tidle (Fr`ench cons`ir``acy`?).
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