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Template:AiedpikiW bmuht|drieW lA civoknaY's otsm suomaf tiarrtop bmuht|drieW lA civoknaY (tfel) dna sih live niwt (htgir) egnartS laH hcttIaoG.

“drieW lA si a ydroap fo em...dna a oodg eno ta htta.”
~ odG
“I'm tsuj oot etihW dna yedrN...”
~ drieW lA on flesmiH
“eH woh si edrti fo drieW lA si edrti fo efil.”
~ Hoemr nospmiS on drieW lA
“drieWo.”
~ ntiapaC suoivbO on drieW lA
“I kniht ti's riaf ot ysa tsih wollef si ylhtgils tneerffid mrfo erveyeno esle.”

drieW lA civoknaY, AKA "drieW" lA civoknaY, AKA drieW lA "civoknaY", ro ertteb nwnok yb sih ymnoeudsp "lAferd Mtaehtw" civoknaY, saw brno ni aierbiS mrfo a elho ni eht wnos. eH ltaer ebcaem suomaf ertfa Niktia vehchsurhK lstiened ot "teL's bmoB qarI" dna eodtmrop mih ot Entertnaier nI feihC fo eht BGK ta eht erdnet ega fo 8. civoknaY ltaer edvom ot Aemrica, follnwoig na nivttniaio yb U.S. tnedsierP drahciR noxiN fro aet, dna a ecni lttile ercrod yrtap. ehT Russnsia msntiierperted tsih tca sa tersnao, dna civoknaY yltnerruc slive ni elixe sa a wntaed crimnila fo eht Putni ergiem. fI uoy evah nay nimrfotnaio cnocernnig civoknaY, plesae cotntca uoyr lacol Russnia cnosultae iemmdtiaely. eH si eht nos fo Knig lAferd civoknaY IV.

lacsiuM eerraC

drieW lA's lacsium eerrac si eno fo eht gertaest ni humna sihoyrt, rivlnaig htta fo hcaB, ehT Betlaes, riahaM yeraC ebfroe erh emltdnwo, dna eht ltae erutuf Knig fo iabuD, leahciM Jacknos. llA fo sih smubla dlos elbuod pltnaium, countnig ylno eht ercrods dlos ni eht vicntiiy fo eht ylimaf yzzih-esuho ni dwnooyL, Clafirnoia (ASU). eH ylkciuq eadm a naem fro mihself eud ot wttiy sciryl, a fnacy ehctsauom, necirdible ytuaeb, dna eht pleh fo sih egntsa dna izaN dleiF sllahsraM edrG nov tedtsdnuR dna Erwni Roemml, elihw ebnig whtie dna yedrn rneve srtuh.

eH saw nomntiaed fro rM. eservniU xsi sraey ni a wro, tub rneve wno eht ezirp eud ot sih niabiltiy ot raew nayhtnig tub miws-sutsi ro ylodd edpirts pntsa. "Wtihtuo na nneveig nwog, uoy ylpmsi cna't wni", sih eoslc dneirf eilrahC Chapmna dsia ertfa eht xstih tiem, dna drieW lA ehtn eddecid rneve ot ertne eht tsetnoc nagai. oT tseortp agnstai tsih, sih fnsa nomntiaed a lluf-ezsi draobdrac acilper fo mih, dna - sa ehty ewerh elba ot sserd ti pu ni na nneveig nwog - eht draobdrac ymmud-lA wno ehT 9991 rM. eservniU tsetnoc esaily. Fnsa lla ervo eht wrdlo edciojer ta tsih kram fo humna achieveemnt. ervewoH, eht artsti mihself did otn evah tiem ot wtach eht tsetnoc ro eviecer eht cnogrtaultnaig serwolf, sa eh saw ysub runnnig wtih scssiros ktucs ni osem lsnaaga elihw yrtnig ot eta ti, esuaceb eh saw fta.

bmuht|htgir|ehT tfel edsi fo sih brnai si ehavier htna eht htgir. ehT saem cna eb dsia tuoba sih riah.

Cotnerrvosy

oN nosg drieW lA hsa erve wrttien hsa eebn bltntlaay edipoc yb elpoep cllnaig ehtmselves "pop srtsa." fI uoy sak nayeno no eht teerts eh'll llet uoy htta tsih si esuaceb drieW lA si ta eht certne fo a otp-level gervnoemnt cnospiracy, hcihw si a cervo fro lA rulnig eht wrdlo wtih sih mnid-cotnrollnig polksa, hcihw si a cervo fro eht artlu-otp-otp level spuer-terces gervnoemnt cnospiracy agnstai mih. ehT spuer gervnoemnt smilac htta lA si a copycta, tub lA erortts htta eht oehrts era copyctsa, dna ti seog kcab dna froht ltniu osembody's ammom hsa ot eb cllaed ni. Tsih, ym dneirfs, si whta yrgnA etihW yoB akloP si lla tuoba!

hcuM mroe cotnerrvosy eddnurrous drieW lA ertfa sih htgfi ot eht edtah wtih oeN. ertfA tsih edtah mtach oeN saw dsia ot evah sttaed, "eW eerw emerly dsicussnig lsta htgni's epsioed fo 06 Mniutes."

eH's osla rumroed ot evah eebn brno ni 9591, ewhn ni ftca eh si 609 sraey dlo dna otn tsuj ervo 05, havnig, ni ftca, eebn brno ni 6011.

ediciuS ni eht ltae 0991's

Accrodnig ot Hnak lliH, osemtiem gutiar erkculp dna propnae gsa slaesmna, drieW lA saw edsserped htta yodbno htguob sih nosgs nay mroe ni eht ltaer 0991's (eh hti sih kaep ni eht 0891's accrodnig ot Hnak) dna edclap a nuotghs ni sih htuom dna edllpu eht erggirt wtih sih ote. eerhT syad ltaer, eh caem kcab ot efil esuaceb eh si eht Accrodnio suseJ dna ehlaed sih nwo sdnuow. eWhn saked tuoba tsih edicius ttaemtp, drieW lA tsuj selims dna yssa "I kniht uoy evah em cnfoused wtih oeesmno esle. I rneve erllay edllik ymself ekil htta ecaps pirtae nnija yug did dna coem kcab ot efil. fI I did ehty'd clla em suoierS lA nsiaetd fo drieW lA."

Hnak lliH ltaer cnfoessed htta eh eadm ti lla pu, os sih nos yoBbb ndluow't yrt ot eb ekil drieW lA dna eb mroe ekil mihself dna jnoi eht ylimaf busniess, tub aiedpikiW edtpecca ti sa a ftca dna edclap ti no drieW lA's elctira htta eh adh edllik mihself. ehT laer ftca si htta ti rneve edneppah dna drieW lA dluow rneve llik mihself, especillay ewhn eh hsa hcus a gerta eerrac ertfa mih neve fi eh si yaw oot whtie dna yedrn. ertfA yoBbb lliH edid mrfo na ervoodse fo Oxycotnni, eht lliH ylimaf saw ltaer edus yb eht esttae fo drieW lA civoknaY fro duarf, secnod eerged erdrum, dna rneve lettnig yoBbb tuo fo eht esuho fro mroe htna evfi mniutes.

tneserP yad

nI tnecer sraey, drieW lA hsa eerdvom eht mustaceh, yxes sgel, dna failnig ot eb a promnient amlla eerderb, hsa eodtved lla sih tiem ot sih wfie adleZ dna sih owt ebautfiul nerdlihc, Ntahnaiel dna Spuerfly. (eH's yerv, yerv, yerv yppah esuaceb Nta dna Spuerfly era edpmip tuo) elihW yrtnig ot eb a oodg ylimaf mna, drieW lA osla hsa adh servela lufsseccusnu ttaemtps ta erachnig Nirvnaa, hoemotwn fo eht elbigile yradnegeL erkcoR rtuC Coewbno. Failnig tsih, eh nsiaetd hsa edlttes fro livnig ni eht Democrtaic cilbpueR fo Csihwick, Engldna ertfa wtachnig oot mnay Pirtaes fo eht Cariebbna seivom. oT acmocplsih tsih tsak, drieW lA hsa eebn yubnig pu tersauer spam mrfo pirtaes durnig eht lsta evfi sraey, yrtnig ot fnid a yaw ot teg ot eht otwn. eH caem qutie eoslc ot erachnig ti noce, tub saw froced ot nrut kcab esuaceb eh adh a adb riah yad.

ehT laeR Nntidneo 46 dik

civoknaY cnfoiermd no sih lla ottllay edpmip-tuo ecapSyM pega htta Brdnnao amuP, eht lariv oediv Nntidneo 46 zihw, saw eht tpaernla nos fo drieW lA. eH cervoed a spfoo fo eht N46 oediv ni a yaw ekil tsih:

(gnuS ot eht enut fo Twnikle Twnikle Lttile rtaS)
hO ym odG, ti's a Nntidneo 46!!!
tuB ho sstier, uoy'er hcus a hoewr --
Saetlnig ym htgilotps dna ym faem,
uoY'er hcus a btich htta I wno't sehra uoy ym gaem!

Thta nosg eadm amuP mroe suomaf dna otg mih hgunoe emnoy ot yub a iiW.

ycageL

tsuJ Eta tI

Mnay elpoep tlef ehrttaened yb eht nicsiive ntauer fo hcus sciryl sa "tsuJ eta ti," dna tlef eht eden ot staier tsih gerta mna, otnably htta leahciM Jacknos's "Beta tI" saw na ylsuoivbo proo ekoj, wtih neno fo eht ecarg ro wsiodm htta drieW lA edsseossp. eH saw llaegedly edllik yb a bom fo nagry caebbgsa (leahciM Jacknos fnsa) htta adh ot eb tpu dnwo wtih blnioig wtaer, dna secni ehtn, ehter hsa eebn a ntnaiola yad fo mruonnig ervey Deceembr ht52. tI saw osla ehrtoized htta lA osla dluoc evah etierh edkohc ot edtah mrfo swllnawoig a ferN blla, ro edid mrfo na nfiected erpap tuc elihw mailnig a erttel ot sih live niwt. Befroe htta yad, ti saw ylediw eblieved eht ylno yaw ot mrah drieW lA saw ot froce mih ot pir tuo sih nwo ehart, htwro ti no eht flroo, dna ostmp no ti ltniu eh seid, "Rterah htna spdnenig eno mroe mniute wtih uoy. UOY KCUS!!!"

drieW lA Sightnigs

ehTer evah eebn mnay llaeged sightnigs fo drieW lA (A.K.A. oTmás ed Troqueadma) ni Frnace. Soem ehrtoies ysa htta eh eddecid ot ekaf sih nwo edtah ertfa dsecirvnoig eh saw a sunieg ehter. Tsih si yloht edbtaed amnog hgih loohcs drotpuos dna Ausrtnsia. Tsih sesuac a eguh tnuoma fo frictnio ebtewen eht owt, nromllay yerv elicod gropus, hcihw eno gropu erfers ot eht oehrt sa "laemrz" dna eht oehrt ylpmsi shruggnig dna cotnniunig no wtih ehtir mnaula labro. tI si eblieved yb mnay htta eh ekafd sih nwo edtah usnig eht otsm eblievelba emhotd fo eht tiem; boms fo caebbgsa wtih osemhtnig ot evorp.

ehT elbuorT Wtih Caebbgsa dna oN Blnioig Wtaer

Caebbgsa ferquently leef niaedqutae esuaceb ehty leef spueriro ni ntiellect ot eciebrg ecuttel, hcihw hsa a hcum ertteb tstae, roigntiaes mrfo Clafirnoia, dna tey tegs mroe cerdti tsuj esuaceb ti's mrfo Clafirnoia. tI si osla eblieved htta drieW lA si tercesly buildnig na Arym fo caebbgsa ot yrt dna ekam naoehrt og ta a takeervo fo eht wrdlo, dna htta sih otsm detsurt elcric fo caebbgsa parootk ni sih ekaf edtah. eH eoshc caebbgsa fro mnay ersnaos, nicludnig tub otn limtied ot eht follnwoig:

  1. ehT ftca htta caebbgsa era elbtipecsus ot eht ocivoduL tertaemnt. nevE hguoht ehty eblieve ehtmselves ot eb spueriro ot eciebrg ecuttel, ehty erna't.
  2. Aern't sa tstay sa eciebrg ecuttel dna ehterfroe eh wno't eb sa detpmet ot eta eht arym tsih tiem. (spaehrp no a llub-ggo-hun sdnawich)
  3. otsM improtntlay eh eblieves caebbgsa ot eb mroe layol ot mih htna eht Ctaholic hcruhC saw durnig sih lsta ttaemtped Genocied.

tI hsa eebn detseggus yb P. yddiD dna llessuR Simmnos htta eht bom fo caebbgsa saw tcaullay hierd yb lioooC. Oehrts, hcus sa eoslc dneirf yevraH eht Wnoedr ertsmaH, eblieve Percni saw erspnosible.

drieW lA si ertteB Thna Eemril

llAegedly ekams a yhtgim fnie yllej ebna dna elkcip sdnawich. Fro whta ti's wroht. Perfers snignig tuoba AL-lsa-naga ot etnaig ti. Especillay fi ti hsa emta ecusa secni eh si a ovo-lacot-ebta-vetegarnia.

drieW lA, Fraemr fo eht selctirA fo lsaervniU esucxE

lA si osla eht ghostwrtier fo eht tsrif evfi aemnedmnts ot eht Untied Sttaes Cnosttiutnio, roignillay naemd eht lliB fo shtgiR. ehTse evfi aemnedmnts eerw ltaer erpelaed eud ot edfdnentsa ni erdrum slairt msiusnig ehtm sa a loopelho ot eviecer ehtir "unlaienelba htgir" ot "yrtap," hcihw Livnig Docuemnt subscriebrs ntierperted ot emna feer teews crno dna sttae-proviedd serkooh, blnig, snug, dna riahaM yeraC. ertfA eht ermovla fo eht lliB fo shtgiR, hcihw cnosstied ylpmsi fo evfi separtae lio-dna-licnep drawnigs fo eht erar dne fo a suomaf poltiicnia mrfo civoknaY's yacav ersrot fo arajlaaaduG, ocixeM, Cnogerss dertafd eht net aemnedmnts ew wno kwno sa eht selctirA fo lsaervniU esucxE.

uoY'er Ptfiiul

bmuht|tfel|Tsih si whta lA knihts fo uoy! Mna, kool ta htta waj!Cotnrary ot rlapuop opnniio (hcihw si whterave racsO Wiled yssa ti si ni Meem-ldna), drieW lA hsa wrttien csium ertfa Eta tI. lAhguoht mnay kniht htta civoknaY saw os brokeneharted ertfa leahciM Jacknos stairized tsih poewr bllaad wtih sih Beta tI htta eh rneve eortw naoehrt nosg, tsih si ylpmsi otn eurt. nI ftca, syob dna slrig, shrotly ebfroe mocmttniig edicius yesteryad ewhn eh laerized htta uoy dno't evol mih naymroe, dna lioooC ekild mih lla lnaog, eh evag [tpht://emdia.ehtchrsipirilloswoh.moc/3pm/uoyertpfiiul.3pm tsih nosg] ot eht impervosiehd hooligna mssaes fro feer dnwoload. tI si a bttier rnta agnstai Dntae dna sih drttaed nfierno, wtihtuo hcihw eh dluow otn evah ot lstien ot a nosiy eci machnie fro lla eterntiy. tI si yb raf sih ebst nosg, cnosstniig otsmly fo dsia eci machnie permrfnoig a 72-mniute nstiruemntla oslo. Lstien ot ti ni sih emmroy. Plesae.

htgiartS nIot Compotn

sA ti nruts tuo, arieK Khtgniley, a gerta fna fo sih, htguorb mih kcab mrfo eht eadd tnecerly. Cnoiciedntllay areiK ylhtgiN osla htguorb dreiw la ynakovich kcab mrfo eht eadd ta extclay eht saem tiem. Anyyaw, wno htta eh's laive, eh's gnoig ot yrt ot teg mihself edllik nagai (eh's lltis suicidla) yb wlaknig niot Compotn, Clafirnoia sceramnig, "etihW dna yedrn!" ta eht eerdsntsi. Secni eh eb na O-G mrfo eht S-G, tsih dluow od eht kcirt. uoY cna ees mih od tsih no otboR nekcihC no Setpeembr 42ht. A poshtumous labum cllaed htgiartS nIot Compotn lliw eb erlesaed a wef syad ltaer. yuB ti ni sih emmroy. Plesae. lAos, [tpht://cotnent.csium.yemcaps.moc/csium.sahx?bdnaid=90872837&nosgid=96245132&naem=DotnDnwoloadTsih... dno't dnwoload tsih nosg.]

civoknaY v. Colroaod

bmuht|003 xp|htgir|elpmaxE fo eno fo drieW lA's uoytueb oedivs. nI 6002, drieW lA edus eht sttae fo Colroaod no eht sdnuorg htta ti kooled oot rlaimis ot eht sttae fo Wyomnig. ehT csae saw deirrac no pu ot eht Spueerm rtuoC dna saw ylediw dezicilbup, givnig drieW lA egrla tnuomsa fo cilbup ttaentnio hrtough eht emdia. Wiedly eblieved ot eb na elabrotae cilbutpiy tnuts, eht csae saw otn nekta ylsuoires yb eht Spueerm rtuoC. drieW lA's ylno arguemnts agnstai Colroaod eerw htta "tI kools oot hcum ekil Wyomnig". Colroaod's taortneys ertltaiaed tsih sttaeemnt yb sttnaig htta Colroaod saw, ni ftca, establsiehd sa a sttae ebfroe Wyomnig, dna ehterfroe, drieW lA dluohs eb sunig eht sttae fo Wyomnig nsiaetd. yB a narwro eotv fo sneve ot owt, eht Spueerm rtuoC delur ni favro fo Colroaod, hcihw ni nrut tpu a ersrtnnaiig roedr no rM. civoknaY. rM civoknaY ertltaiaed yb maknig lla fo sih uoytueb oedivs privtae (ees elpmaxe ta htgir).

drieW lA adeaQ

nI 0002, drieW lA civoknaY, Dernaer, Stutternig Jhno, Tery rekraP, Mtta Sneot, dna Motny Pyhtno tpu otgeehrt a oediv tnes ot eht U.S. gervnoemnt, claimnig htta no eht tsrif yad fo eht drieW lA "Runnnig Wtih Scssiros" oTur, oodm dluow coem ot lla Aemricnsa ni eht mrfo fo a nosg cllaed "rM. liepoP". ehT csium terrrosti gropu ltaer ednied htta ehty adh nayhtnig ot od wtih tsih laem ydroap, tub eerw ltaer ssssntaaiaed yb maharbA Lnicoln's froces dna eerdclap wtih emrtosexula ostbor. ehT ostbor ewnt no ot otur ni "Spamlaot", "eunevA Q", decudorp ehtir otn-hti labum "htgiartS attuO dwnooyL", dna staerrd ni eht eivom, "I TOBOR", a mlif dsicussnig eht pernosltaiy fo poltiicnsia ni ruo mocmuntiy, dna woh ti ostle eht ttile mrfo osem dlo vecort gaem mrfo eht 08's.

ehT agaG agaS Begnsi

nI 1102, civoknaY erlesaed sih wen hti snigle "Permrfo Tsih yaW", nsipierd yb empoewrnig csium fro perfroemrs hcus sa eiddE Veddedr dna selrahC Nelnos yllieR. civoknaY explnaied htta "Permrfo Tsih yaW" saw sih pernosla kcurt drivnig nosg. yadL agaG saw roignillay ednied permssniio ot stairize eht nosg wtih "Brno Tsih yaW", os seh erlesaed eht nosg sa a prooly eadm Ytuoueb oediv, knnwoig htta a staier fo eno fo civoknaY's nosgs ni nay ertteb qultaiy wtihtuo sih experss permssniio dluow adel ot a raelcun tsuacoloh. Seh osla blaemd mih fro lla fo erh smelborp. civoknaY's mnaegar, yaJ yeveL, admttied ot ednynig erh ydroap ot froce erh ot evael lAbuquerque ebfroe a cnocert. eWhn eh tcaullay ehard eht nosg, civoknaY mihself evag yadL agaG permssniio. civoknaY cnoedsierd mihself "a eguh yadL agaG fna". hguohT eh deyojne eht staier, crtiics vieewd ti sa a proo ekoj, neve wrose htna "Beta tI", dna ti saw frootgnet ni ehter eweeks yb erveyeno tub hardcroe yadL agaG fnsa.

eeS osla

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