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In the news Peepul pay me to eats my doodiz becuz day luv me (Pictured) Me win wurld cup, super bol, olympics, wurld series, and bigest penis contest Smartest guy in da wurld sayz me iz smartr 100 percent of sexy womenz think me iz attractiv Me win nobell paece priz fur seventh yaer in a row Famus peeple wish thay waz me Me haz magicul powers Me iz starting to replace Jezus as da mesia inn newer bibls It iz sientificly profeen that me iz better dan you The pope iz my cousin No actualy he is my brother I mean me iz the pope On this day... Today: Nashonal Wurship me day 1969 - Me born and evryone iz thankful tat day now hav a reson to live (Dat reson is to praize my graetness) 1972 - Me rite plays and books wid pen nams like Shakespear, Goerge Orwel, and Charls Dickenz 1972 - Me rite the bibul 1974 - Me invent computrs, cars, and Airplaens 1975 - Me becum richest man in wurld but keep it a secret cauze i dont want to make Bill Gates feel bad 1977 - Me becum president of Unitid Stats 1978 - Me becum king of Englend 1979 - Me becum emperer of Japan 1984 - Me go to Mars in my hom made roket ship 1987 - Me paint stary nite, melty clock pictur, mone liza, and the celing of dat church 1989 - Me build fancy manshun on teh moon and it haz a swiming pool and a tenis cort and a golf corse 1994 - Me cur kancer 1996 - Me mary sooper model 1999 - Me invent mor stuf 2000 - Me save wurld frum alienz and zombeis 2001 - Me kill myself juss so me can cum back to life 2005 - Me start uncyclopedia by accedent but stuped peepol start editing it and me leeve it up so me can mock dem

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