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Unchecked Unwatched-starNick_No-Life@Virgin.webNick's found a baby llama in Farmville - Maybe he should look for a girlfriend instead.21 June
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Unchecked Unwatched-starMindy@good-times-good-prices.co.ukWe met at Hooters - My boss and my gynaecologist say I have to call everyone I "worked" with.20 Jun
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Unchecked Unwatched-starMarvin.Martian@Alienweb.comLeft a message at Stonehenge for you ages ago - Why do you guys never return my calls?19 Jun
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Unchecked Unwatched-starFrankyP@me.comThanks for the Mrs - You're right, her tits were nice. I remember the deal. Listen, give me a few days to discuss it with my...15 Jun
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Unchecked Unwatched-starurbananimals@mouser.comSquirrels! We've got 'em! - You need some?31 May
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Unchecked Unwatched-staradmin.messenger@Hotmail.comWelcome! - Welcome to Hotmail, although we would love you to enjoy sending emails, please refrain from adding "spammers" to your contacts.30 May
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