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;42. [[User:Bizzeebeever|Some]] [[User:Izbeenoneweek|jackasses]] flood UnNews with [[UnNews:Arsonists Destroy Home of Bear-Rights Activist|inside]] [[UnNews:Renowned polar bear hijacks some nukes and holds the world for ransom|jokes]] [[UnNews:Statements by Ursine-American professor ignite controversy|about]] [[UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship|bears]] for days.
 
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Worstlist
99 April Fools Jokes
98 Firefox extensions
97 Foods
96 Gifts to give a friend
95 Harry Potter Spin-offs
94 Inventions
93 Locations
92 LOL Cats
91 Make Out Songs
90 Moments to get a Boner
89 Moments to Laugh
88 Money Making Schemes
87 Movies
86 Nonexistent Words
85 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
84 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
83 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
82 Pick-up lines
81 Pokemon Cash-Ins
79 Things we learn from movies
78 Reasons to become a Christian
77 Reflections on 2005
76 Reflections on 2006
75 Reflections on 2007
74 Reflections on 2008
73 Reflections on 2009
72 Reflections on 2010
71 Reflections on 2011
70 Reflections on 2012
69 Reflections on 2013
68 Reflections on 2014
67 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
66 Remakes
65 Restaurants
64 Self Help Books
63 Sequels
62 Sexual Perversions
61 Short Poems
60 Sitcom Catchphrases
59 Songs
58 Songs about Seagulling
57 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
56 Songs To Have Sex To
55 Songs To Play At A Funeral
54 Spinoffs
53 Superheroes
52 Things About the '00s
51 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
50 Things to do during Christmas
49 Things to Put In An IV
48 Things To Say In Court
47 Things to Say in the Workplace
46 Things to say on a First Date
45 Toys
44 TV Programs
43 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
42 Video Games of all time‎
41 Video Game Movies
40 Video Game Systems
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die (Best)
35 Ways to Die (Worst)
34 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
33 Ways to Start a Novel
32 Ways to Win an Argument
31 Weapons
30 Rock Bands

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2011, a site which has lasted far, far too long.

100. Last year's list is finished on time.
Second year in a row we got this shit done on time.
99. Yah......men's turds!!!
98. Some faggot puts up a shitty entry and then changes it more than two months later.
Sorry.
97. PuppyOnTheRadio starts actually fixing games.
Attempts to huff the entire namespace are put on hold... for now.
96. Zombiebaron and Lyrithya turn Uncyclopedia into facebook for a day.
People panic until they realise it's just a reskin.
95. Show off your art!
94. Wikia updates the MediaWiki.
Stuff breaks. People complain. Olipro has some fun with a bug. Blah blah blah.
93. The well-known jazz-fusion percussionist and CEO of Tenacious Records Alphonse Mouzon casually refers to an Uncyclopedia article in an interview.
So remember kids, famous people do read the stuff you write about them here. Well, Alphonse Mouzon and the white guy in All-4-One do.
92. Uncyclopedia is racist towards Niggers.
91. New television show SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SLEEP bores the world. Insomniacs love show saying it's far more effective than counting sheep.
90. Yet another brilliant idea courtesy of Socky.
89. He's the man in a van with his pud in his hand!
88. A shitty, boring band wins some boring, shitty award
Millions cry out: "WHO?!?!?"
87. The truth at last: Diddy did 9/11.
86. Temporary admins!
Mordillo resists. rcmurphy goes for it.
85. A bunch of dead admins are deopped.
Users look at the log and say, who?
84. Some guy says we're getting shut down.
R.I.P. Uncyclopedia 2005-2011
83. Everyone knows what happened next.
The end
82. But seriously, other stuff happened.
I'd say what, but I wasn't paying attention.
81. Zombiebaron and Lyrithya delete a crapload of images.
It was supposed to just be unused images, but some of them weren't.
80. Lyrithya deletes VFD.
Ironically, it was deleted without a vote.
79. SPIKE keeps leaving inscrutable messages on people's talk pages telling them they've made the 4-Spot.
Few have any idea what what he's talking about.
78. Olipro puts up Wikia's shitty Oasis skin on April Fools Day.
Millions weep. The catastrophic damage is reported on by Bill Shatner the next day.
77. Socky gets unnecessarily anal about distinguishing between the Oasis and Monaco skins.
What a tool.
76. Hyperbole gets unnecessarily anal about someone having edited his Sparta article.
Blasphemy, madness, etc.
75. Socky mixes up a template and a link!
Oh, wait, he fixed it. Nevermind.
74. WINNING!!!!
More like bi-WINNING!!!!
73. Bleach
It is worse than Naruto.
72. ChiefjusticeDS
Fuck that guy... please?
71. Uncyclopedia is merging with Buttfuckpedia.
As of April 25th, it is know as UNBUTTFUCKPEDIA!
70. It's fucking hot.
why oh why is it so hot it's not even summer yet
69. Our so-called "rival" wiki, Encyclopedia Dramatica, goes away.
Virtually nothing changes around here.
68. a bunch of stupid ponies are all over the place
101
67. Socky decides to quit the site for a couple hours.
This totally upsets the community.
66. We have two new admins.
They are both considerably worse than any of the admins we already had.
65. The Return of.....whatever
keep on chooglin'
64. Primus, a band that only losers and stupid hippies care about, have a new album coming out.
In September.
63. I just took a dump
62. Dr. Trollthumper pretends to quit and acts like he's all smart when he really isn't.
An unobservant idiot vows revenge for being tricked and begins nominating him for Useless Gobshite of the Month again, just like the good old days.
61. Lyrithya tries to think of something that happened recently to add to this list that didn't involve her, but can't come up with anything.
So she doesn't add anything after all.
60. Ljlego is very pretty.
He is, honest.
59. My dog is also pretty.
Yes he is.
58. Bacon
Everything is better with it.
Bacon
57. A couple people leave, and some get banned and disappear.
What else is new.
56. But that limey nigger faggot is back!
Not really.
55. The return of Cajek!
But not really.
54. Dr. Skullthumper becomes a bureaucrat.
Dr. Crat
53. Thekillerfroggy and Zombiebaron are made into bureaucrats.
And have managed to last longer than Dr. Skullthumper.
52. Uncyclopedia, this is unacceptable!
But seriously, what isn`t unacceptable?
51. The Worst 100 Reflections on 2011 page sucked for many many months.
And not a single person cared.
50. I've had a lot of fiber so I'm probably going to shit my guts out
49. Halfway there!!!!!!!!
48. The Beatles re-unite.
Necromancers finally do good. God bless you necromancers.
47. We had a Forest Fire Week in July.
Yeah, that's why your page was deleted.
46. RAHB and Andorin Kato returned in August.
Betting on when they would leave again started the day after.
45. Somebody gets offended.
Over a page. On Uncyclopedia. I know!
44. Lyrithya declares war on Uncyclopedia.
Discovering default admin tools insufficient for the task, she sets out for more firepower.
43. BUTT POOP!!!! makes a return to mainspace.
I eat apples with Mike Tyson.
42. Some jackasses flood UnNews with inside jokes about bears for days.
But everyone is more interested in Sockpuppet of an unregistered user being tried for treason.
41. Uncyclopedia's Fantasy Football League starts up it's 3rd year.
People who can actually play football not welcome.
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