This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2010, although it's possible Uncyclopedia will end this year.
- 100. The previous list was actually a success.
- It took two years to get it right, but we're back on track.
- 99. Awards of the Decade!
- For convenience sake, a "decade" has been redefined to mean 5 years.
- 98. UnDebate is here.
- If Uncyclopedians are known for anything, it's their Mass Debating skills.
- 97. Uncyclopedia celebrates its 5th birthday!
- Again, we cannot stress this enough: We're so, so sorry for unleashing it onto the world.
- 96. Mhaille is quasi-featured.
- The bastard doesn't deserve anything better than that.
- 95. Some douche on the internet thinks we suck.
- We do, but that's beside the point.
- 94.
- 92. A gay vandal accidentally VFDs his own gay article.
- Hilarity ensues.
- 91. Some dumbass
spams an 
animated picture of a crawling gnat all over the place and gets his nigger ass banned for a day.
- AUGH! GET 'EM OFF ME!!!!!!!!!
- 90. After almost 2 years, 245 headers and 410,844 bytes, Spang archives his talk page.
- Users with low bandwidth connections the world over rejoice.
- 89. CheddarBBQ complains about not being on last year's list
- And is disappointed by his low position on the 2010 list.
- 88. I LIKE PIE!!! proves to be the biggest noob of 2010 and, after being warned multiple times for his jackassery, is eventually banned indefinitely by Roman Dog Bird
- R.I.P. little buddy, we'll never forget you.
- 87. In memory of the late I LIKE PIE!!!, an article on monkeys throwing their poop is made.
- HEEEE HEEEEE SPLAT!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLOSH!!!
- 86. Naruto
- It is still made of fail.
- 85. DrStrange, MrN, and Modusoperandi try to talk sense into an angry Christian on the talk page of Gay Jesus.
- Lions 1, Christians 0
- 84. The Pee queue has no articles on it.
- A forum topic is created and, as usual, that sorts everything.
- 83. DJ Mixerr votes against a VFH Feature nom thinking that he's voting to save a VFD nom, and enthusiastically pleads the case why the article should not be deleted.
- Wrong-way Mixerr scores a touchdown!
- 82. Then, a few days later, a deleted article left by a vandal to harrass Roman Dog Bird, Barack Obama's Statement, stayed on VFH to be voted upon. A Festivus miracle!
- A deleted/feature can only stay on the Main page for 12 hours.
- 81. CheddarBBQ is nommed for all five major awards in one month, none of which he deserves.
- He loses all five, as expected.
- 79. Dexter111344 nominates The Neopian Calendar for deletion.
- Everyone and their mother votes to delete it. Fucking Neopets.
- 78. Roman Dog Bird discovers hip hop, convinces self that he really is black.
- Also, that fucker continues to fail at leaving this place for like the 50th time, staying away for only a mere 11 days. This is a far cry from his current record of three months.
- 77. Uncyclopedia's UnTunes makes their first compilation "music" album available for torrent.
- Nobody downloads it. Ever.
- 76. VFS changes without warning and everyone votes for new admins.
- It takes 4 weeks, most people lose interest after 1.
- 75. A wizard attacks Uncyclopedia
- Afterwards, many are haunted in their dreams by wizards with volcanic dragon dicks.
- 74. Minor changes to the wiki cause fear, uncertainty, and despair!
- Who knew that Uncyclopedians were so easy to confuse?
- 73. Filial Piety is featured. Properly this time.
- After more nominations than any other article in the history of VFH, the waiting game finally pays off for TKF.
- 72. An Uncyclopedia Facebook page is created by actual Uncyclopedians.
- Nothing particularly interesting about that, but it has a link on the sidebar so we may as well put it in.
- 71. UnSkype goes on a recruitment drive.
- They promise a quick and easy way to prank call phone sex lines and talk to real, sexy uncyclopedians in your area!
- 70. An important discussion about NSFW images on the front page.
- Modusoperandi promises never to feature himself again.
- 69. A totally amazing guy wants to be an admin.
- Pictures of his penis are quickly requested.
- 68. Modusoperandi reaches 40 feature credits.
- What a guy...
- 67. ChiefjusticeDS grows concerned at how many numbers are left to go on this list.
- Adding this one makes him feel better.
- 66. Wikia r teh suxxorz
- Old news really. Some people actually seem to care, but they are foreign types so nobody else does.
- 65. Killers face-off in the Killing Fields
- Thekillerfroggy bans Iwillkillyou for a day.
- 64. TOAST
- What a hunk. And his brother too.
- 63. Dr. Skullthumper conceives a brilliant new way to waste time.
- Only Americans can take part... so Mordillo hosts a European edition.
- It is half and hour later than promised due to his poor grasp of UTC, but is overall a success - a real shame as we were all looking forward to laughing at him.
- 61. News Flash! - Some jerks in Flaxmere don't like our page on their town.
- They're just defensive because Flaxmere sucks. At least the people of Sioux City have a sense of humor about how much it sucks.
- Saberwolf116 proceeds to nominate it for VFH.
- 60. TheKillerFroggy gives Romartus a three-day ban for using a asterisk * instead of a hash mark #.
- While voting on a VFD entry, an asterisk was used. Investigative units dusted the scene, pinpointed the culprit, and due justice was applied.
- 59. The Uncyclopedia databases still suck.
- Or Wikia still sucks, I dunno. Probably both.
- 58. Some serious shit goes down.
- 40% of the active userbase leaves in a huff, only for everything to
blow overbe swept under the rug a day later.
- 57. JGordon leaves & won't return, so all of you go fuck yoursel-wait a minute
- Who? Did this guy seriously think anybody gave a shit about him here? Or even knew who he was (besides being a shitty contributor that is)? What a maroon!!!!!!!
- 56. A proposed UnNews main page overhaul causes despair, irritation, and anger.
- Some people try and sort it out and EugeneKay suggests banning all users, reverting all edits and huffing all articles, but then he always does.
- 55. VH1 makes another stupid, pointless list about the 100 Greatest something or other featuring regular VH1 guest whores Sir Mix-a-Lot and Scott "Greasy Jew" Ian.
- And the Bee Gees are only No. 88? BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!! And where's Creedence?
- 54. He's back! The man behind the mask! It's.......
- ZOMBIEBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO-oh whatever
- 53. Dexter111344 reckons noob of the month is pointless
- He's just sore because he never won.
- 52. The Pee queue is so full a competition takes place.
- PeregrineFalcon999 wins but says he wanted to come second... I hear his new Vagina is growing quite nicely.
- 51. VFD is completely cleared of nominations for the first time MadMax can remember.
- Millions flock to holy ground as the Pope predicts the end of days.
- 50. This list is half finished a whole four months after the year was half finished.
- Pointless entries like this may be our only salvation.
- 49. The Pee queue is still full, will a discussion help?
- Reviewing articles is not suggested as a remedy, but then writers aren't particularly bright.
- 48.
“We deleted a lot of articles on Captains”
- 47. Zombiebaron wants everyone to go on IRC
- ChiefjusticeDS hurts his hand scraping the bottom of the barrel for list entries.
- 46. A newspaper article on Uncyclopedia is written by an Uncyclopedian.
- It is censored due to its disgustingly positive nature.
- 45. Lyrithya tries to get new admins opped by asking an admin to start a VFS and is laughed away.
- Lyrithya is now satisfied that she is properly represented on the reflections page.
- 44. Aleister tries to get new admins opped by starting a forum thread and has his thread hijacked.
- 43. A vandal goes on a blanking spree.
- Good to know some things never change.
- 42. Roman Dog Bird's testes finally drop.
- 40. Why is it, that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?
- Yo man, FUNK DAT!!!!
- 39. ...........
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
- 38.
- 37. The Turkey Day Ball starts up again.
- Everyone cares even less than usual.
- 36. The Philadelphia Eagles gain the lead in the NFC East.
- Fuck the Giants.
- 35. Lyrithya creates a sitenotice that's not only nice to look at but also an abstract painting of Javascript and CSS code.
- Epicness ensues.
- 34. 11/23/10- MILEY CYRUS IS OFFICIALLY LEGAL.
- A-A-A-GUUUUH (fap)!
- 33. Olipro is suck a noob.
- At least it's not sock a noob.
- 32. Roman Dog Bird beats EarthBound....twice.
- He requests that he have his username changed to "No-Life Fatass Fool".
- 31. CheddarBBQ ate a turkey leg.
- It was from a turkey.
- 30. Miley Cyrus has been 18 for 3 days now.
- Still no titties.
- 29. Mike Tyson arrives in search of Funnybony to beat his ass.
- I eat apples with him.
- 28. FUCK THE JEWS!!!! lol jk
- But seriously, those jews need to back the hell off.
- 27. Gay Luigi
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- 26. Adolf Hitler rises to power in Germany, and World War II begins.
- 25. It's fucking cold outside.
- Fucking Cold.
- 24. Wikia breaks the site.
- So they're incompetent. What else is new?
- 23. There's 13 more days to do 23 more reflections.
- Well, 22 now...
- 22. Riker is done here.
- *yawn*
- 21. UFFL Championship Game: Oklahoma Boomers vs. Doritians Take II
- yay football.
- 20. 19 reflections left, 9 days...
- People start to panic and argue about whether or not stuff on this list should actually have something to do with Uncyclopedia.
- 19. Still not even close to a million.
- And still, nobody gives a shit.
- 18. Sockadelia puts herself on the list again because she can't think of anything else to add.
- Also, she whores one of her articles.
- 17.
- 16. Zombiebaron goes on a crusade or something against the Game namespace.
- A bunch of games get VFDed, but nothing really changes.
- 15. The UnSignpost hits 100 issues.
- Splendid, if only you could be so productive.
- 14. I like big butts and I cannot lie.
- Ya'll other brothers can't deny.
- 13. Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig call off their 26 year wedding engagement.
- 12. The greatest user on Uncyclopedia starts up a list on the infamous underground record label SST on Rate Your Music.
- I normally wouldn't do this kind of shameless self promotion, but this list needs more entries, damn it!
- 11. Also, I have a cold.
- This sucks.
- 10. It is Christmas Eve.
- For some reason, less than 80% of this site is currently wasted.
- 9. Riker is still hanging around, despite telling us he was done with Uncyclopedia.
- He calls a truce and Meganew fights back.
- 7. All of the usual pee reviewers mysteriously vanish for several months.
- These two chumps pick up the slack.
- 6. The site's slowest reviewer finally reaches the Top ten of all time.
- Check back next year to see him ascend to position #9.
- 5. The Oklahoma Boomers win UFFL championship.
- "Oh. Well fuck me then." - Doritians, Take II
- 4. Romartus gives a featured guided tour of his home.
- Enabling Uncyc's frat to claims its first victim.
- 3. Roman Dog Bird replaces the main page with a
shittyhilarious reference to Death Wish.
