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[[File:WSA.PNG|thumb|right|350px|W.S.A. Logo. Look at the "SKULL BUS"!]]
 
[[File:Jimbohuff.jpg|thumb|right|270px|... '''Yes he can!''' How? With the help of WSA!]]
 
{{quote|In Jimbo We Trust, In Everyone Else We Monitor!|Wikipedian Security Agency|The WSA Motto}}
 
   
The '''Wikipedian Security Agency''' ('''W.S.A.''') is the most powerful secret agency of [[Wikipedia]] and, by the way, of all the [[Wikimedia]] Foundation. Created by [[Jimbo Wales]] in 2000 as the secret police of [[Bomis]], it was responsible of [[Larry Sanger]]'s vanishing and other crimes.
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==History==
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Created before Wikipedia, WSA was used as instrument of terror and misinformation for Jimbo's personal propaganda. With the creation of Wikipedia as encyclopedia{{citation needed}} in 2001 WSA was reorganized as its internal secret [[police]] "''to protect and to serve THE TRUTH!''". Headquartered in [[St. Petersburg, Florida|St. Petersburg]], [[Florida]], WSA grew and by now counts around 500.000 secret agents in the task force. Some of them may be also admins or [[geek]]y users in... Wikipedia? No! In [[Uncyclopedia]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. WSA is watchin' you!
 
 
==Organization==
 
The [[Wikipedia]]n puppet anti-vandalism organization, the [[:wikipedia:Wikipedia:Counter-Vandalism Unit|Counter-Vandalism Unit (C.V.U.)]], is a simple fake to calm down vandals and public opinion. The WSA is quite unknown by Wikipedian (and Wikimedian) admins, stewarts, checkusers and WMF staff.
 
 
Ask yourself how is possible to control 20,000,000 of articles, files, talks, namespaces etc. Ask yourself why thousands of ips seems to be more expert in Wikipedian poplicies than their admins. Why they waste their time controlling hundreds of articles and tagging dozens of vandals, also without a login? Masochism? [[Fisting]]? [[BDSM]]? [[Wankers|forced virginity]]?<ref>BTW... of course for Kiwipedianz! Ain't it?</ref> And, by the way, why a [[vandal]] meeting thus mysterious IPs stops his activity at least in a week, while if he meets an admin continues, joining the rank of "Master of Sockpuppeters"?
 
 
WSA is composed by anon (or anal) IPs, humble noobs with few contribs and no one user-right and by "[[Skynet]]". Before you vandalize they monitor your brain with a (carcinogenic) [[Star Trek|faser]], if you don't vandalize they influence your brain with a (carcinogenic) [[Star trek|tricorder]] to do it: WSA needs work! Lots of work!<ref>And [[Dollar]]s</ref>
 
 
==Crimes==
 
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| [[File:walesstalin.png|250px|Before]]
 
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| style="text-align:left;"|Admins block... WSA delete!
 
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[[File:Wheel with a Hole.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Willy on Wheels|Willy ('''no more''') on Wheels]]]]
 
===Methods===
 
WSA has a long list of crimes since 2000. Its most terrifying power is the combo of this skills:
 
#Having at least one secret agent everywhere is a PC, Worldwide.
 
#The usage of [[Google Maps]] and [[Google Street View]] to inform local agents where the vandal is. "IPtrace" is prehistory!
 
It has been calculated that c/a 120.000 vandals, around Wikimedia projects in all languages disappeared since 2003. An example? Are you so silly to think that the sockmaster#1, [[Willy on Wheels]], after years of piracy againist Wikipedia, decided suddenly to repent and ALSO to write an excuse message to WP? Hey dudes, this is an article about a [[secret agency]], not about [[science fiction]].
 
 
===Eyenet Kommando===
 
Thousands of political opponents of Wikipedia, scattered on various website (as Uncyclopedia too) disappeared with the help of a special WSA bureau named '''EYENET KOMMANDO'''.
 
 
This special èlite force has a specific task: ''to monitor and suppress conspiracies againist Wikipedian security around the web''. Nobody is sure on the net, nothing is safe on a [[computer]] also if they haven't [[Internet]] access. WSA can spy your [[Commodore 64]] using a special (carcinogenic) decoder ray. Remember: admins block, WSA delete!
 
 
==References==
 
WSA doesn't need refs.
 
<references/>
 
HEY!!! I SAID WSA DOESN'T NEED REFS!
 
 
==See also==
 
*[[:wikipedia:Wikipedia:Counter-Vandalism Unit|'''C.V.U.''' - The fake organization]]
 
*[[National Security Agency]]
 
*[[SS|Schutz Staffel]]
 
*[[Gestapo]]
 
*[[WSA|Fake link to confuse you#1]]
 
*[[Wikimedian Security Agency|Fake link to confuse you#2]]
 
 
==External links==
 
*None! Understood? WSA doesn't exist!
 
 
{{Mass Media}}
 
 
[[Category:Wikipedia]]
 
[[Category:Evil Organizations]]
 
[[Category:MINITRUE APPROVED]]
 
[[Category:Mass Murderers]]
 

Revision as of 12:31, March 20, 2012

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