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To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Lynx (Character) H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 784 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A far too detailed plot summary about a villain from an RPG there's no page for. Brevity. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:48, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Aarrgh! Yet another completely un-amusing game character review. How was this quasi-featured?  EStop Easy button 19:56, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'll latch onto "un-amusing." Spıke Radiomicrophone03:52 29-Jul-16
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lot of nothing about a nobody. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:14, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
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Street dancing H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 710 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A stub about dancing in the street. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:51, July 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Oh no, an Anon writes his first article and concludes that starting it with "Contrary to unpopular belief" is a unique reversal and good for instant laughs. He's wrong. The rest of the article is comparable ramble. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:10 1-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's not really funny and it's short and obscure. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:34, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny. Needs a complete rewrite with a plan in mind. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  22:29, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
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Pirates of the Caribbean (film series) H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 707 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A rather miserable article filled with cruft, that fails to adequately describe the film series (for example, the article could really use summaries of each of the movies).--HolUp (talk) 00:47, August 1, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It will be easier just to make this page from scratch again than try and pad out the existing dry plot synopsis, which has to be pieced together from the character profiles. The only parts I found kinda funny were "Smuggling endless amounts of Disney merchandise into Hong Kong.", "The secret love child of Darth Vader and Cthulhu" and that Jones is an emo. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:52, August 4, 2016 (UTC)
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The article maybe repairable. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:15, August 1, 2016 (UTC)

  • Jack Sparrow's part is listy, and a theme other than gay pirates would be nice as well. Better choice of words could help, sadistic gets repeated a lot. Some of the character sections could be converted to parts of film sections; overall though plot recap is too raw and detailed. This should be shorter. Irritable of contents (talk) 13:46, August 1, 2016 (UTC)

Grand Theft Cosmo; Tranquility Base H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 615 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nick Cage fighting aliens and astronauts is very loosely inspired by GTA. A bunch of not funny plot summary and lack of explanation. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:56, August 4, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Fanfiction. Here is the sequel I wish they had made. Here is how it would go. Self-amusement only. Spıke Radiomicrophone05:02 5-Aug-16
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General Joseph B. Colton H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 587 hours
Delete (1)
  1. I created the page a couple of years ago by mainly copying and pasting other articles from other wiki's and this same wiki. I would like to have the article deleted as it is not suitable on wikia nor salvagable and I have no interest in trying to salvage it now. A lot of the article you can find just by simply copying and pasting the text into Google in quotes and it will bring up things like the transformers wikia. I also copied and pasted a lot from the actual GI Joe article on this wiki, so it's also a duplicate article. The contributions to the article by other members are entirely deletions, mostly deleting the cruft that I added or was copying and pasting. The various ip addresses that have edited the article are for the most part me. Though the edit history looks long, there has not been any significant contribution to it. I was new to the uncyclopedia rules and objectives of the site when I created the article, so I apologize for my poor editing. I've made better edits since then with the help of Spike specifically on the Game Maker article. The preceding unsigned comment was added by AnonSquirrel (talk • contribs)
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  • "Joseph Colton" is the "full name" of the G.I. Joe soldier doll. GI Joe was slapped with a maintenance tag and deleted by Skullthumper five years ago, so there is no duplicates problem. (I have gotten it off the mag-tape and looked at it, and deletion was too kind.) The name is ripe for ridicule by anyone who could make it relate to real-world military follies and/or the natural marketing impulse to rebrand a toy into a movie and a television show. The actual article rants at the reader and has no such theme, but that could be repaired. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:47 6-Aug-16

Barack Obama/old H T D Survivor

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 514 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is awful and unfunny. If there's anything you find worth reading, snatch it up and move it to our funny Obama article.--HolUp (talk) 01:02, August 9, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't find anything funny. We famously allow multiple incompatible articles on a single subject, but ranty, first-person ramble is not a version we need. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:57 9-Aug-16
  3. We have this preserved here, so prosperity is preserved. The IC version is far better. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 08:52, August 14, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:14, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
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Comments
  • {{VFD}} added and time reset. Expert 3222 02:18, August 9, 2016 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment.So the idea is to replace Saberwolf's version of this article and delete this one? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
    Puppy didn't propose to do anything to the version in userspace. Just delete the nominated subpage from the main encyclopedia. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:11 22-Aug-16
    Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I'm a bit torn with this one. I agree with HolUp that some bits could be recycled but alternatively, with some brutal editing to streamline the article, it could be improved upon and saved. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  22:23, August 22, 2016 (UTC)

Kitler H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 403 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A listy little article that exists to promote, catalog, and link to the Internet meme rather than begin to produce original comedy writing. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:31 13-Aug-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A meme character have potential. This article is unfunny IMO. The Prodigy logo The Prodigy Argento 18:17, August 14, 2016 (UTC)
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Hilary Duff H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 275 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is absolutely terrible. There's very little humor, mostly just a barrage of insults, and the article doesn't cover her career thoroughly.--HolUp (talk) 00:24, August 19, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Nominator and I have cleaned it up a little. I like the way it starts in Valleygirlese, but the body of the article has no comedy strategy at all except the trite one of casting her as a slut. (And a Nazi?) Spıke Radiomicrophone00:51 19-Aug-16

Caster Semenya H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 263 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This listy article has only one joke about the South African athlete: ambiguous sex, which it beats into the ground in list after list. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:50 19-Aug-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article never gets past the fact that this athlete is transgendered/hermophrodite, and has "semen" in the spelling of the last name. Very juvenile humor. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:12, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. One gag endlessly regurgitated. Reads like the writer has personal issues towards the subject. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  22:01, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. More ED than UNC. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:10, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
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Qui-Gon Jinn H T D Survivor

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 250 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Boxing is a decent premise for an article, but if that's the case, than their should be more allusions to boxing, or it should be written like a sportscast or something. The random names and dates don't really do it for me either. Not much has changed since the original post from The wizard02 who left shortly after joining in 2007. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:24, August 20, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Professor Subtle is so subtle you can't see his face. A lot of ramble without a unifying concept, but it has endearing moments. Fix the nonsense year numbers (and, given that it is in the Star Wars universe, all year numbers are nonsense), kill the swears, and reorganize so not all the sections are exactly one paragraph, and it might be all right. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:39 20-Aug-16
    I did all that stuff, but gave it no unifying concept, having never seen that episode. Others keep going, or vote your consciences. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:06 21-Aug-16
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🔒 James Rolfe H D Oldvfd Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 208 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Content has been merged and reworked into The Angry Video Game Nerd.--HolUp (talk) 19:44, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.. An angry, ranty article about an Angry Video Game Nerd. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:04, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Page was blanked by EpicWinner/Abacab333 before his permanent ban. Angry and ranty. Spıke Radiomicrophone20:45 21-Aug-16
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Complete lack of subtlety. All too frequently reverts to abusive aggressive language as an effort for attempted humour. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  21:54, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cast into the electron abyss. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:11, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
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Comments
  • There's no doubting the writer's commitment to the article but it lacks any real intelligence or wit. Unsalvageable. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  21:54, August 22, 2016 (UTC)

Bacon fat H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 182 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A bit of a non article to be honest. Some effort gone into the images but not into the text, plus it's simply not funny nor the beginning of something funny. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  21:43, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A gallery of Shoops, tied together by nothing. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:48 23-Aug-16
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. short on text but the images are pretty good, i might bulk it out a little tomorrow i think if not someone else. I think it's worth keeping though. --Moonhead42 (talk) 12:24, August 24, 2016 (UTC)
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Angry Asian Kid H T D Survivor Tag article

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 181 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dreary. Reads like a bad voice over to kids film and not an Uncyclopedia article. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]   22:43, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This page has been here before and what you are reading is my rewrite. The joke is that the "anger" attributed to the Asian Kid is entirely in the mind of his beholder. Can this be made clearer? Spıke Radiomicrophone00:52 23-Aug-16
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Coin H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 177 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Numerous authors in our past swing and miss, reducing the promising concept of inventing new English terms into an attempt to re-create Sniglets that only re-creates Randumbo. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:42 23-Aug-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Appalling. 'Coin' deserves much better. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  /small>
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  1. A complete rewrite would be a delicious opportunity for comedy. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  /small>

iCarly H T D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 175 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny, relies on a painfully stupid in-joke that a teen sitcom is worse than Satan.--HolUp (talk) 05:17, August 23, 2016 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The article was originally part of Hyperbole's story arc to develop his one-man website meme about Miranda Cosgrove being impregnated by a newt and relied on bickering narrators. Abacab333 did one of his gut-and-paste operations that rendered it cleaner. Nominator has undone this clean-up. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:55 23-Aug-16
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Rush Limbaugh H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 150 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There's barely any humor or satire here, it's an endless barrage of insults.--HolUp (talk) 05:23, August 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Naught but bad fat jokes and 2009 memes. No real intelligence here. ConCass2 (talk) 09:57, August 24, 2016 (UTC)
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Comments
  • This will be a difficult save, as Limbaugh is famously "no longer fat," he laces his political commentary with humor and it is important not to just parrot his comedy riffs, plus all the usual Poe's Law concerns: Much criticism of him in jest will look identical to the widespread criticism of him, not in jest. But we ought to have something about him. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:21 24-Aug-16

Gilbert Gottfried H D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 55 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is dreadful and full of randumbo.--HolUp (talk) 04:55, August 28, 2016 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Sorry, this is a real article about a real subject and even, at the start, has a real comedy strategy: "The guy has a really irritating voice" that the article describes enjoyably. That it then descends into Randumbo and ultimately Chuck Norris means it is not feature-worthy, not that it should be expunged from the site altogether. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:52 29-Aug-16
Comments
  • Nominator and I cleaned this up. The subject is on Wikipedia, but I don't know why the voice actor of cartoon shows is notable except to extreme insiders. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:06 29-Aug-16
    He's also known for stand-up routines on Howard Stern and SNL.--HolUp (talk) 00:18, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
    Very well, but you have now gone beyond "cleaning it up" to compete disembowelment. You should add humor and book the Save, or at least restore everything but the listcruft so voters can decide how dreadful it was. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:28 29-Aug-16

Miranda Cosgrove's Uterus H T D Survivor

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 37 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Relies solely Hyperbole's navelism in-joke. All good comedy is based somewhat in reality (or exaggeration of reality); this has nothing to do with Cosgrove, it's random sex humor.--HolUp (talk) 22:48, August 28, 2016 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't want knock-off articles, as iCarly started out being, in which case the "basis in reality" was nothing but this wanna-be meme. But we ought to keep the original. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:04 29-Aug-16
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