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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages)

To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Elements H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1114 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A 'Dead end page' of meaningless gibberish.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  23:27, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This dead end was created by Anon, seven months ago, and not tagged for monitoring to see if it grew into a funny article, which it didn't. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:12 13-May-17
  3. Redirect to Periodic table --Oblique (talk) 02:32, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stubby failure. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:37, June 1, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not the best article, but not worst either. Doesn't deserve deletion in my opinion. Expert 3222 14:58, June 9, 2017 (UTC)
Comments

John Ritter H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1114 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote The illuminate want you to believe this is good Well, it isn't. Cack.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  23:41, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from the use of the Illuminati as a meme, this article, mostly on the actor's notorious death, has no comedy strategy and no comedy. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:13 13-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny stub. Expert 3222 15:03, June 9, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Asian Nazis H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1064 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is attracting cruft today because this article does nothing but invite it. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:29 15-May-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless.--HolUp (talk) 01:05, May 28, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Delete Dear god why —Oblique 03:57, May 30, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Soviet Britain H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1012 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Alternate history cruft.--HolUp (talk) 04:49, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Styling a country or political subdivision as a Soviet republic is so trite that How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid has begged authors not to do it for years. Casting Britain as a Soviet republic here is chock-full of allegory about actual (past) British politicians. The Soviet strategy guarantees that any "humor" will be heavy-handed. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:29 17-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Silliness is usually a good thing, but not here. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 23:53, May 22, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

🔒 George Lucas (nobody) H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: 1 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 996 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lame, inferior rehash of Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant).--HolUp (talk) 21:26, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's cute yes, but it's also a bit underachieving and largely irrelevant. Deleting this would pave the way for a better article. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 14:51, May 20, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. By The Thinker in 2007, an article on a mundane nobody despite his famous name. We don't need a ton of these, nor any more knock-offs of Nobody cares or AAAAAAAAA. The one I post-edited is Justin Beeber. Those we have now all cross-reference one another via nav-template {{Not famous}}. This one has a comedy strategy — different from the others — and achieves it. It's cute and should not be deleted just because it isn't best-in-class. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:26 17-May-17
Comments
  • Kept. No groundswell after a month. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:46 21-Jun-17

Russophilie H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 991 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky Disease article by Philippine problem child 50 Years of Victory!. No, sprinkling in Cyrillic characters doesn't make it funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:39 18-May-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I agree with Spike. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 14:55, May 20, 2017 (UTC)
  3. DeleteOblique 22:11, May 31, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Ubergeek H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 768 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lots of cruft, little comedy.--HolUp (talk) 09:33, May 27, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This 2008 creation of EvilCecil4th tries to assemble the perfect caricature, and thereby sidesteps any creative comedy. When the article seems to be getting close, it turns aside into self-reference. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:15 28-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wrote this unfunny thing as a kid, can't believe it's still up after all these years. Putting my own vote in to ensure it actually gets deleted, just in case any keep votes show up. If any do, inform me. --EvilCecil4th (talk) 12:35, June 1, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Galaxy PGC0661467 H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 605 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article that no one will ever look up, whose only comedy strategy is assembling a deliberately pathetic article. 100% navelism ought to evidence some degree of skill, and this attempt does not. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:27 3-Jun-17
  2. Delete Nonsense —Oblique 09:03, June 3, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--HolUp (talk) 20:33, June 3, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Sofia the First H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 351 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, random, and bizarre article with very poor formatting. --Waitwhereaminow (talk) 18:31, June 13, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Abandoned by author too late to use QVFD and too early for him to learn our formatting and house style. Quotecruft then list of characters. Fanfiction. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:45 14-Jun-17
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • It would help if youse spelled the page correctly, or keep trying if it keeps coming up red. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:54 14-Jun-17

Cheesium H T D Survivor

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 342 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Moronic and pointless. The preceding unsigned comment was added by HolUp (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugh! From Famine from 2005. Demonstrates expertise in form-filling-out but not humor. This is like a satire Materials Safety Data Sheet; in other words, a giant Infobox that is painful to search to see if there is actual comedy within. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:49 14-Jun-17
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Gay Pirates H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 339 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Middle school-tier humor.--HolUp (talk) 05:49, June 14, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stereotypical without any comedy concept. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:45 21-Jun-17
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Hip Hop H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 177 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An inferior, cruder version of rap. The good content from this article should be salvaged and moved into that article.--HolUp (talk) 00:14, June 21, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • I have ripped out the truly horrible sections; have no opinion on what is left. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:44 21-Jun-17

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