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:::Ah, but what you fail to understand is the total volume of crap. Sure, we like to play nice, but when (on average) 500 crappy, pointless, unfunny pages that will only be edited once, '''every day''', it tends to give us admins a sense for that kinda of thing. So, apparantly, you were going to make the page better. Good for you. I'm recreating the page, and placing a {{tl|construction}} tag (which you should remove at somepoint) on it so that you can edit it for a week before we kill it again. Good luck. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:03, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Ah, but what you fail to understand is the total volume of crap. Sure, we like to play nice, but when (on average) 500 crappy, pointless, unfunny pages that will only be edited once, '''every day''', it tends to give us admins a sense for that kinda of thing. So, apparantly, you were going to make the page better. Good for you. I'm recreating the page, and placing a {{tl|construction}} tag (which you should remove at somepoint) on it so that you can edit it for a week before we kill it again. Good luck. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:03, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Thank you. [[User:Flying Hobo|Flying Hobo]] 20:43, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Thank you. [[User:Flying Hobo|Flying Hobo]] 20:43, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
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:::::Oh nm, I cant seem to think of anything for it. just delete it. [[User:Flying Hobo|Flying Hobo]] 21:08, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
   
 
==I am da Matrempit!!!==
 
==I am da Matrempit!!!==

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The New Adventures of Zombiebaron

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Can I please ask why you deleted this article? Flying Hobo 19:52, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

I doubt that I can stop you from asking. However, maybe if I tell you that it was listed on QVFD, was short, and wasn't funny, you won't have to ask. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:54, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
It was just created, and there wasnt much of a reason to delete it. If it wasnt funny then it can be improved. Thats preety much the hole point of the anybody can edit the article thing.
Ah, but what you fail to understand is the total volume of crap. Sure, we like to play nice, but when (on average) 500 crappy, pointless, unfunny pages that will only be edited once, every day, it tends to give us admins a sense for that kinda of thing. So, apparantly, you were going to make the page better. Good for you. I'm recreating the page, and placing a {{construction}} tag (which you should remove at somepoint) on it so that you can edit it for a week before we kill it again. Good luck. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:03, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
Thank you. Flying Hobo 20:43, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
Oh nm, I cant seem to think of anything for it. just delete it. Flying Hobo 21:08, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

I am da Matrempit!!!

zomombiebaron, thanks for your message and welcome! --Matrempit 16:29, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as I did. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:05, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Does it expire?

My irc ban you gave me (for sacrificing HAPPY_CHEERY_FUN for capercorn) does it go away? --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 20:40, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Sure. All you have to do is not be a dick. You can come on IRC whenever you like. But the moment that you are a dick, neither you nor Capercorn can use #uncyclopedia. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:47, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Changing page names?

Hi there, I've just created the page ICTS Pie if you want to check it out. However I made the mistake of giving it the wrong name, ie. it should have been ITCS Pie. Is there a way for me to amend this? Thanks :) Myshkin 19:33, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Done. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:40, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
Ta 'n' tha'. Myshkin 11:18, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Homosexual

Why did you place Template:Rewrite on top of that article? --Edmund the King of the Woods! 07:02, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Because the article is terribly unfunny and is probably a very high traffic article. It deserves to be funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:04, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Where the Hell Have you Been?

Seriously?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:06, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, I just went out and got myself a Tim Horton's BLT for dinner. I know its not much, and your probably Googling "Tim Horton's" right now to see if its some kind of cryptic refrence to a song by Robbie Robertson, but that's where I've been. Seriously. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:07, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
No, no. Tim Horton's is a Canadian restaurant chain. I know that!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:20, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Its our last bastion of Canadiana. And, they have cheap coffee. Fuck Starbucks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:21, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Also, I notice you just banned SbU, which you can't really do anymore, seeing as she's an admin now. Eh?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:26, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Pfft. I banned her for being an admin. Or something like that. Check the ban log. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:10, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

The Pirate Bay

But it does comply with copyright laws, "and stuff". Read the GNU GPL. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Missilesilo (talk • contribs)

The copyright laws aren't really my concern. Its the fact that it is neither original material to Uncyclopedia, nor funny. At all. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:07, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
I was using the Wikipedia article as a starting point and I put the construction tag at the top, so I thought it wouldn't be deleted. Can I create the article again pleease?? Missilesilo 18:22, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
You can create the article again here. That way you can take as long as you want, and nobody will touch it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:24, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
ok thanksMissilesilo 18:25, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Survivor(again)

Just so you know, you only had to ban the top 2, Uncyclopedian and Kingkitty. The last two get to remain in the competition. You can unban TKF and Mr. Briggs. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:19, Aug 20, 2007

No, they tied. If you look at the results before these, you'll see that people who tie still get banned. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:22, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
No only the top two tied. Look again. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:23, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Yes. There were two first placers and two second placers. Therefore, two first place bans, and two second place bans. A total of four. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:25, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Right, but the trouble is, they wanted 2 remaining people for the final round. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:29, Aug 20, 2007
TKF and Mr. Briggs Inc. are the finalists. Please unban them.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:30, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Fine. Sure. Whatever. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:39, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Mmk, thank you good sir.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:50, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

The Older Adventures of Zombiebaron

Survivor

Since it appears you're the official ban guy of our Survivor game, you have to ban me and High Gen. Grue for 1 day, 'cause we lost. Thank'ee. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:43, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

It's that time again... -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:46, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

For huffing that crap. I'll have to come up with another original nijewstar for that....~Jewriken.GIF 14:43, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

I don't think you've even given me a regular nijewstar...But, you're welcome nonetheless. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:44, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Reading again what I wrote - what the hell is a nijewstar?!?! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:57, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
I'm fairly sure you meant "ninjewstar"... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:11, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

My Sig

I just wanted to apologise for the sig thing; I don't have that page on my watchlist unfortunately and so I didn't know there was a problem untill I recieved the ban. I'm going to put it on my watchlist to prevent any further problems. Sorry about all that --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk). 10:02, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Alright. I don't think that you understand what I'm talking about. You see, there are these things called "px". Regular text is "12px" tall. Your sig, and all parts of it, including the text, cannot be more then 12px tall. Currently, you are still breaking one of the very very few rules that you have to follow. Please fix it, as fast as possible, or I will be forced to "fix" it for you. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:15, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Just don't "fix" him...~Jewriken.GIF 14:16, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
I Understood what you meant and i've changed my sig to sort that out.(is it okay now?) All I was saying was that because I didnt have my sig page on my watchlist, I never knew you'd made the edits and left the warnings, so threfore I was ignorant to the problem of my sig being over 12px. I've rectified that by putting my sig page on my watchlist so that if in future there is a problem with it and someone leaves a warning I can know about it and sort it out.Basically I was apologising for not heeding your warnings and proving a reason why. --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk). 11:02, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
Well, now that we both understand why you didn't do anything before, I will give you 24 hours (starting now) to make a signature that is the proper size. If you need help, ask around on IRC or something. If, when I come back tommorow to look, you have not yet fixed it, I will don my rubber gloves, and make one for you. You won't like it either, but that won't matter. I promise. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:36, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
Bonner, I don't think you quite understand what Zombiebaron is talking about.. Your signature is still too big in size. You need to shrink it down. If I were you, I'd fix it ...--Sir Manforman CUN 19:45, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
Okay I think i've sorted it now i've knocked it down a little in size and it seems to be no bigger than the standard text surrounding it. If it's still a problem give me a shout and i'll do another resize. It's this damn font i'm using; it makes certain letters slightly bigger --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk). 20:46, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
Alright, I see that you at least tried to do what I asked, so I've fixed it just a little bit. It is now the proper size. And yes, that font your using is most of the size problem. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:05, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for that :) much appreciated --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk). 11:38, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Well I'm trying to change the Uncyc logo to something else on my page.

It's supposed to be this image. The problem is I'm obviously am not an admin and can't alter CSS so I was wondering if you could do it?

please..... -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

I can do it, but you'll acctaully have to give me the name of the page that you would like that logo to be on. That kind of information ussually helps. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:44, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Quick Question...

Alright, well the original Raccoon Girl article got put up for VFD and huffed, as you must certainly know. That's ok. It was my first article. I'm getting a bit more serious with Uncyclopedia then I was a few months ago... Anyway, somebody put up a new article in its place that is about 2 paragraphs long and not at all funny. I'm wondering, is there a penalty (meaning bannation) for putting up the updated article I made (the one that most people voted on to get deleted, but wasn't the version you marked for deletion) in its place? The topic was a (semi) inside joke that the person who made that article obviously has no knowledge of, and since it's going to be deleted anyway, would me putting up the somewhat decent article (once again, not the originally marked version) in its place get me modded?

--Flipwits.

If you don't like the new version (at this point in time, I havn't yet read it myself, and therefore cannot comment), then I suggest that you nominate it for deletion. Recreating a deleted page (or one similar) is a bannable offense. Please don't do it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:42, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Alright. Thanks for the tip. I really don't want to get banned again. I put some of the "emo hunting" ideas from that article into a newer, better article (HowTo:Properly Dispose of The Forces of Emo), so it's not a big loss, but that idiot keeps reposting and reposting his two paragraphs of shit, and I get a notice every time he does, since I created the original. It's been automatically deleted about 5 times in the past day, so putting VFD on it won't do much good. Since you're an Admin, I think you should just ban the guy, since he's so stubborn. The page is here: Raccoon girl... He doesn't even have a user name, just an IP, by the way, so I'm guessing it's just some vandal retard. --Flipwits

Alright, I banned him. Thanks for pointing that out. In the future, it would be best to report such people to Ban Patrol. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:18, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Okay. I will... Can I also mark really crappy articles or can you only do that if you're an Admin?

--Flipwits

Anyone can attach an {{ICU}} tag to an article, if that's what you're asking. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:35, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that's what I was asking... Alright, I'll stop bothering you now... Thanks. --Flipwits

Splee!!!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:44, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

I this what my talkpage is reduced to? Thank you messages and other thank you messages? Bah humbug. Also, your welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:55, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
It gets your edit count up!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:31, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
Which is why I'm not complaining. I'm only grummbleing under my breath. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:40, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

Zombiebaron

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)
Any time. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:36, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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