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I just noticed that Lyrithya blocked you for using the word ''photoshop''. I have to apologise for that. We have some very mean admins here. Just so you're aware for the future, the preferred term for image manipulation in ''potatochop'' or ''<nowiki>'</nowiki>chop'' for short. As annoying as it may be, the truth is that the words we use here are important. I know that as a n00b (which means ''newcomer'') it can be a bit difficult for you to get used to, but I'm sure that you'll get used to it eventually. Maybe. I hope so, as the articles you've done so far are not too bad. With a bit of work we may even be able to get those {{tl|fix}} tags off them. Not all of them, true, but some of them at least. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2|1329618110}}
 
I just noticed that Lyrithya blocked you for using the word ''photoshop''. I have to apologise for that. We have some very mean admins here. Just so you're aware for the future, the preferred term for image manipulation in ''potatochop'' or ''<nowiki>'</nowiki>chop'' for short. As annoying as it may be, the truth is that the words we use here are important. I know that as a n00b (which means ''newcomer'') it can be a bit difficult for you to get used to, but I'm sure that you'll get used to it eventually. Maybe. I hope so, as the articles you've done so far are not too bad. With a bit of work we may even be able to get those {{tl|fix}} tags off them. Not all of them, true, but some of them at least. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2|1329618110}}
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== I'm just wondering... ==
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Are there any plans for Uncyclopedia to celebrate the WWI centenary in 2014? I don't know if it's technically possible but one idea might be to have to have the main page appear "in period" with an appropriate featured article, UnNews, etc. It could even run for four days to change with each "year" of the war. It'd be fun, I think, to have this extend to the entire site (something like the Wikia skin that was tried last year) for example VFD to have WWI related articles and discussions. I'm assuming this would take some work which is why I'm asking so early. Of course, I'm no comedian so feel free to shoot it down. ;)
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At the very least Uncyclopedia could have a "core list" of WWI topics by then. I created [[Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Social sciences/World War I|this subpage]] as part [[UN:REQ]] and was considering holding a writing contest (either a regular or 24-hour one) once or twice a year until June 2014. Think this is worth looking into? [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 01:11, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

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Hi noob

RESPECT YOUR SUPERIORS. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:30, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

k --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:39, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Flashy thing graveyard

In a fit of sanity I have relocated the flashy thing on bipolar girl to the talk page, where it will live out its days flashing. Too many people questioned it and many probably went to the page and immediately left (bye bye), and on the kernel of wisdom that "if you have to explain a joke...". VFH is a cruel mistress, but one who never puts a contract out on you, so bring her candy periodically. Thanks again. Aleister 11:56 Russian Christmas '12

Hi, and thanks for the vote on Bipolar Girl. Just saw your forum, an interesting idea. A couple mistakes though which seem relevant. The last minute vote last year was for Sog, not me (I was two ahead at the time). And Skinfan voted for me on Jan. 14th, and had been very active in 2010. From your rendition of the events new users may get the idea that there was something afoot, when actually the afoot was in trying to tie the scores with my approval and participation. One idea I would suggest is not to allow IP's voting in oty awards. That seems much more fishy than that bastard Skinfan voting on the 14th, just in time to swing the vote! Clocksucking Skinfan. Anyway, I wanted to run this by you here and not on the forum. I don't know how I feel about a runoff, but do think that the nomming process on oty awards should not be a place for shout-outs. Although getting past the shout-outs should be up to each individual user. Well, I must go find a bipolar woman, and see what there is to see. Thanks again. Aleister 11:40 8-1-'12
My bad about Skinfan, I actually meant Sonic80. You know how it is with people whose names start with the letter S, I trust you've been engaged in a compromising tryst with a girl named Sandy before. Anyway, those are good ideas too, about the IPs. I'll bring that up too. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:48, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
IP's, especially "one vote" IP's who come in to vote one time and then are never heard from again, have affected voting on individual awards and on features. But, yeah, the end-of-year awards should be kept out of their IP little-grasps. One more thing if you would, the "minutes later" was something like four hours later. Sonic gave me a two vote lead and I thought many more votes would come in. Then Flamingo voted for Sog with a few minutes left and we almost tied, which is what I was hoping for at the time. But anyone could have looked in, saw that their voting preference wasn't going to win, and move their vote. As it is written now in your forum it looks like Sonic came in last minute and swung it to me, when it was actually hours and anything could have happened in the meantime. Would you nudge that to "hours" instead of "minutes". It's a game of inches sometimes, but in this case it was quite awhile before voting ended. Thanks, and maybe we can do a vote on getting IP's barred from voting this year (a little late but there are 22 days left). N ow, to watch Tebow get his head handed to him. Aleister 21:39 8-1-'12
Well, Tebow won, but next week God will smite him in Boston. And more stuff about your memo to the site about my tarnished, tattered, thrashed, bribed, bamboozled and bogus win last year. You wrote, no, no, don't leave the witness stand Mr. Froggy--I repeat, you wrote: "However, the certainty of his victory wasn't guaranteed until a user called Sonic80 returned from a months-long period of dormancy to cast his vote of approval in Aleister's favor." Ah ha! The user called Sonic was very active throughout the entire month of January and happened to vote on the last day. He, the user called Sonic, was active most of 2010 as well, had a few months of lesser edits, but still edited. Then, as mentioned, he was very active in January of '11. Words are like daggers, some longer daggers, some only two letters, but your daggers have torn deep into my heart and killed both the black warden and the bald headed nazi who live within me (yes, I finished Oz tonight), and I live now only to watch Miss Sally. Aleister 4:54 9-1-'12
Ya really are a big ol' stick in the mud, y'know that Ally? My whole sob story is gone! Kaputt! Out the window! The whole sense of urgency is gone, and right during sweeps season too! Now how are we gonna get the viewers to flock to their sets? Sex? Violence? Come on! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:08, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
Also boooooooooo tim tebow boooooooooooooo --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:08, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
Holey FUCKING shit, it is official. Everyone on EARTH is talking about Tim Fucking Tebow. Wow.


Any you guys want his autograph? I live in Denver.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 6:31 (UTC)
Tim who? Pup 07:17 09 Jan '12
Good question. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:33, 9 January 2012
I'm genuinely ignorant here. Te last time that happened I decided to google the person named. Since that person was Rebecca Black, I have regretted it since. If I google this am I going to be similarly cursed? Pup 07:36 09 Jan '12
Nah. He's just some sportsball player. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:44, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks TKF. Ironically, I was once stuck in the mud! Tebow is an American-football player whose claim to fame is that he kneels and thanks god at the drop of a hat, and photographers run up to him and take pictures. So the Christian crowd goes crazy when he wins (they seem to forget when he losses) at the last minute, solely because his team can't put the other teams away easily. His razor-thin and lucky wins are then hailed as a sign from God that kneeling down and praying in front of tv cameras is somehow honored and rewarded (although Jesus specifically said do not pray in public, but in private, by yourself, a fact lost in the noise surrounding this pretty average quarterback). Next week the New England Patriots will eat him up and spit him out, as they are powered by Tom Brady, a denizen of Satan. Aleister 11:41 9-1-'12
Satan, Massachusetts must be one Hell of a place.
*chortle*
Or...or did you mean...he actually lives inside Satan, like the abbots living in Satan's butthole in La Divina Comedia? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 11:57 (UTC)
Since you gave me an opening to cover my ignorance, the latter. Tom Brady lives inside Satan's ass. lol. Aleister 12:10 9-1-'12
If I could get $1,000,000 to handle balls for three hours, and be breast friends with a supermodel, and drink Absinthe in the off-season, I'd live in Satan's butthole. Decent trade-off. Place sounds cozy, no? Some throw rugs and Ikea, and it would be totally livable. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 12:20 (UTC)
I handle balls for hours and drink absinthe - where's my money/supermodel? Pup 12:24 09 Jan '12
Since you are on a roll, why not roll out an UnNews "Brady denizen of Satan, Tebow smells defeat" or something. Why don't we all collab on it, it's sick and retarded enough to grab my attention. Aleister 12:24 9-1-'12
Becuz I need a shower. Th' odor of my armpits doth worry my nostrils sorely. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 12:31 (UTC)

Whisperer

My site notice is telling me that it doesn't finish for another 4 hours (something about extended deadline). Pup 07:54 10 Jan '12

Oops, was that Noon UTC? Damn, I'm bad at reading. I can't fathom much changing to alter the results I posted, though. I'll delete 'em now and save them for later, just in case, though. Sorry for jumping the gun (maybe, apparently possibly). --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:56, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
I only noticed as I was a preview of changes away from doing the same thing myself earlier. Pup 07:59 10 Jan '12

Sorry I was in a hurry when I posted the message. Someone needed a few extra hours so I added a 12 hour grace period. The contest has officially ended now. MadMax 17:54, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

Award from TAW 2011

ArticleWhisperAward

This user created Speed Reading, as part of The Article Whisperer. Thanks for making this year's competition a success!


The prompt is just frame of reference for editors who want to work on the article. It's not a requirement so worries about that. MadMax 17:54, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

Nooooo I don't want this award! Attempting to write that article was the biggest migraine of my creative life. A magnificent failure of confused ambitions. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:56, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks from TAW 2011

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(See you at next week's meeting guys!)
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This person won second place in the 2nd The Article Whisperer Competition (2011). They did not win but they wrote the article: Esperanto
Thanks for making this year's competition a success! (Your set of steak knives is in the mail..)

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:03, 12 January 2012

So...

...has anyone asked about your huge mutilated penis yet? Pup 09:37 12 Jan '12

You mean his PlayStation 3? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:43, 12 January 2012
Nope! You're the first! You win the coveted Mutilated Penis award. I'll be over in 15 minutes to give it to you. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:16, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
Wow! I'll be InFamous! Pup 02:21 13 Jan '12

UnBooks:My Tedious Day

A user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. By now, the article was featured.

Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:14, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

Esperanto

Is it ready yet? Pup 02:59 13 Jan '12

I think I may take whatshisface's advice and add another section of mostly-nonsense at the end. So nooooottttt quuuuiiiittteeee. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:01, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
Aaaaaaaaaaand noooowwwwwwww it's done. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:13, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

I maed a yuky doody

I just looked at this article and saw that you removed the "o yea this reminds me of something else!" section. Could you please change it back. That was the best part. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:27, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

I went ahead and re-added it, per above. I hope that's not a problem. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:35, 14 January 2012
Yeah, no problem with the revert. I was always kind of on the fence about that section, but really see no great error with keeping it too. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:01, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

So does this mean...

If I add another 7 articles to VFH I can force both Thank God it's Friday and Cum Dumpster to be pushed off the list with a score of 12 each? Pup 04:50 14 Jan '12

Sure go for it --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:56, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
Something gives me the feeling that you're being sarcastic. Can't quite work out what that is. Pup 05:02 14 Jan '12
Could have been the edit summary? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:08, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

Can you close the Top of the Month at the end of today, and also start the Top of 2011 voting, which you appear to have started?

My computer is deeply broken, and I'm in the midst of defuckulating it, and Mordillo doesn't appear to be around for the Top of 2011 voting. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:03, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

I was all planned to do it, but I apparently didn't get home until 5:00 AM last night. Luckily, someone else already done it for us. Hooray! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:22, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
Sure, you cheer now, but you'll be cheering out of the other side of your cheer hole when they're eating your tongue to get your power. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:26, January 16, 2012 (UTC)

Congrats

ArticleWhisperAwardGold Article Whisperer Winner
This person is a Grand Prize winner of the 2nd annual Article Whisperer Competition (2011), which they won for their article: Antifreeze

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:08, 19 January 2012


HMC 2012

Happymonkey2012
Be the first to sign-up. If you are the first five people to sign up...I will add .5 to your score :) here. Happy Monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !! --ShabiDOO 16:25, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

I don't often get to do this...

But I'm questioning a deletion. Vigilance? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:19, 23 January 2012

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:29, 26 January 2012

Robbed

Highway robbery. I was hoping that a three-way tie would happen, and it was looking good up until a few days ago. Oh, you thought I meant woty? No, no, uoty, where I got 3 votes and was just beat out by Zombiebaron's 16 (I've demanded a recount but L ignored me). Yet on woty, you should have won too. Lots of people were hoping for a three-way (that goes without saying), and you certainly deserved one. Aleister 19:11 1-2-'12

C'est l'uncyc. There's always next year! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:47, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
The three-way woulda been a blast but I can barely satisfy one Uncyclopedian, never mind two. --Black Flamingo 00:39, February 2, 2012 (UTC)
How many times do I have to say it? It's not that I was unsatisfied - I was just expecting it to be longer. Pup 03:29 04 Feb '12

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:11, 3 February 2012

Your signature

It's long and inappropriate. 68.173.113.106 22:59, February 3, 2012 (UTC) P.S. That's what I think, I might be wrong.

So, TKF talking about putting his dick in your butt would be inappropriate, but doing it would be just fine? Am I getting that right? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 3 '12 23:09 (UTC)
Actually, the IP is right - this one violates the signature policy as much as the last one, if not more. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:29, 3 February 2012
I dare you to hold him accountable for it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Feb 4 '12 5:56 (UTC)
VFD it again. See if I care. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:59, February 4, 2012 (UTC)
Would you? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:10, 4 February 2012
But you're an admin! You're expected to uphold all of Uncyclopedia's policies, right?! Just sayin'. I used to be 68.173.113.106: Qzekrom sig trans Cute Zekrom! Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective! 02:44, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
He does. HTBFANJS is a guideline, not policy. And at least he isn't saying fuck. Pup 04:03 17 Feb '12
The fuck you sayin' about me???????? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:23, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
That you're too fucking rude, faggot. Pup 10:39 17 Feb '12
Guity as charged on both counts. What you gonna do huh? HUH? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:43, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
Wail impotently for 420 seconds. Pup 10:59 17 Feb '12
No. I meant UN:SIG is probably a policy[citation needed]. Qzekrom sig trans Cute Zekrom! Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective! 23:53, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
It is, otherwise known as Amphibian Exceptionalism Qzekrom. Read Aesop for comfort. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:02, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
For more information, you can always read the exception guidelines at Uncyclopedia:Amphibian Exceptionalism. Pup 11:13 19 Feb '12

Hey

Could I please have a copy of the recently deleted Yoda at User:Xamralco/Yoda? Thank you. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:22, February 5, 2012 (UTC)

I did it. You're welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:34, February 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up.

Yeah sure, it's always a pleasure to contribute to Uncyclopedia. And thanks for the heads up. -- UserTalkContributions 13:11, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Review

Just had/wrote a look/review at/of your Brubeck article. You may wish to look at it, in your own sweet way of course! --Knucmo2 00:29, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

The Western Front

Hi,

I'd like to replace "All's Quiet on the Western Front" with "All's Quite OK on the Western Front." (And also to italicize the phrase, where appropriate.) I tried to edit the article, but apparently you've locked it.

Unlock it now, or I'll come after you with a sharpened shovel.

Stumbo 06:20, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

No thanks. We tend not to make such arbitrary, not-so-essential changes to featured articles, let alone Top 10 Articles. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:45, February 8, 2012 (UTC)
Why not write your own article on that theme Stumbo? Featured articles are locked to prevent further changes UNLESS an author or contributor wants to correct grammatical mistakes missed the first time round. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:32, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:25, 10 February 2012

Yo, dawg

Thought I'd give you a chance at this before I VFD it: Cello. Horrible page, but I do like the first three pictures. You're the music guy, right? Wanna make it "not-shit"? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 10 '12 13:05 (UTC)

I wish I knew more about the cello, and had more free time and current creativity, to do so :/ --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:24, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Silent night

Santaclaus
"Stay back, keep a good ten feet betweeen us. Take your hands out of your pockets, slowly. I said slowly, damnit! Now put your mouse on the floor and step away. I'm leaving now, but I've stationed reindeer in the hallway, and if you think about stepping out the door in the next ten minutes say your prayers before you do." /sounds of running feet Al 12:57 11-2-'12

Hi

While you're huffing some pages, could you give this guy a nice kick to the gonads? I think he needs one. Furry 16:35, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Also, since you're a 'crat, could I have the rollback tool, so I can undo vandalism a bit easier? Furry 17:09, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you. Furry 17:31, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Yo dude

I took ya tag off I got rhythm because it is sysop protected having passed a VFD. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:52, Feb 16

And I added it again because that was many years ago, and the userbase and standards/styles of humor have changed drastically since then. A novelty stub can stand on its own when the joke is funny and would be wittier than any overblown article that could hypothetically take its place. As I see it, based on the article's merits, I got rhythm doesn't make a joke or satirize anything. Funny stuff can be done with song lyrics in longform (I've done it myself), any like you said, people do like the idea of this article (or they did, at one point in time), so a {{Fix}} with a possibility of complete longform renovation is possible. On the other hand, if this article was made today, I would delete it on sight unhesitatingly. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:54, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
Dude, I don't particularly give a monkeys about this article, and I'm certainly not trying to fight for it but I am trying to be fair to it... It's sysop protected. I am totally confused about what you are saying. You want to leave a fix tag on an article which no one can edit? Then after 30 days when it's not been edited it's ok to delete it right? I would have thought it better to use VFD. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:18, Feb 16
I dun even know whut the joke is... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Feb 16 '12 10:19 (UTC)
Good idea. I'll unprotect it. (Also, in case y'all were wonderin', the joke is that SbU made it just to annoy Villahj Idiot). If someone else were to put it on VFD, then I'd be okay with that, but I find a Fix just as appropriate. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:21, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
Sound as a pound. Not a recent pound you understand, but one from years ago before the British economy collapsed. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:33, Feb 16

come to the irc right now.

A faggot called "dcik" is attacking us and there are no admins.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 10:48, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

Where? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
22:13 	(Block log) . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Mr-ex777 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week (called me a faggot)
Here or on irc? Pup 11:17 16 Feb '12
I'm sorry, but I had to. The irony was literally killing me. I nearly died, actually. I am basically in a coma because of all that irony. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:20, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
My level of concern doesn't even register in a scale of 1 to 10. Amusement factor is there though. Pup 11:25 16 Feb '12

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:57, 18 February 2012

Your block

I just noticed that Lyrithya blocked you for using the word photoshop. I have to apologise for that. We have some very mean admins here. Just so you're aware for the future, the preferred term for image manipulation in potatochop or 'chop for short. As annoying as it may be, the truth is that the words we use here are important. I know that as a n00b (which means newcomer) it can be a bit difficult for you to get used to, but I'm sure that you'll get used to it eventually. Maybe. I hope so, as the articles you've done so far are not too bad. With a bit of work we may even be able to get those {{fix}} tags off them. Not all of them, true, but some of them at least. Pup 02:21 19 Feb '12

I'm just wondering...

Are there any plans for Uncyclopedia to celebrate the WWI centenary in 2014? I don't know if it's technically possible but one idea might be to have to have the main page appear "in period" with an appropriate featured article, UnNews, etc. It could even run for four days to change with each "year" of the war. It'd be fun, I think, to have this extend to the entire site (something like the Wikia skin that was tried last year) for example VFD to have WWI related articles and discussions. I'm assuming this would take some work which is why I'm asking so early. Of course, I'm no comedian so feel free to shoot it down. ;)

At the very least Uncyclopedia could have a "core list" of WWI topics by then. I created this subpage as part UN:REQ and was considering holding a writing contest (either a regular or 24-hour one) once or twice a year until June 2014. Think this is worth looking into? MadMax 01:11, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

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