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{{User:Tasmania/Archivesign}}<br/><center>[[User_talk:Tasmania/Feb_2012|February 2012]]</center>
 
==You fixed my signature==
 
 
and don't think you wont pay! doing something nice for someone is considered very taboo around these pages and it will all come back to you. next time you feel like being helpful...you are welcome to do so...especially if it is in aid of my articles and or getting them featured...but remember, you will pay dearly for it! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 01:11, February 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
:p.s. Thanks. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:51, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Ban Patrol ==
 
 
Whilst I'm sure the admins appreciate all the effort you go to, providing a list of diffs for them to check, making their jobs easier, its not really necessary. A simple indication of "Vandal", "Blanker", "Sock" or "Vanity", etc will do, the admins tend to check contribs anyways. Just saving you the trouble :) Thanks for helping though. Have a cookie:
 
 
{{cookie|Frosty}}
 
 
{{User:Frosty/sig3}} 07:21, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Extremely large testicles ==
 
 
Nothing to say here, but you rarely respond, so I figured I'd say it anyway. And hello. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2|1330646690}}
 
 
==Wait==
 
There's a [[Noob of the Month]]? How come I wasn't informed of this? What are the standards for being voted [[Noob of the Month]]? I bet I could be [[Noob of the Month]]! I better got on that! [[User talk:Matthlock|Answer me on my talk page, please]].
 
 
Your noob friend, -'''[[User:Matthlock|Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC]], [[User talk:Matthlock|1-800-MTT-HLCK''' (Give me a call!)]] 00:05, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==Vandalism==
 
Let me be very blunt. There is a particular vandal who I was just reverting on a rampage who was gloating that you would revert your talk page back to what he has added. In short, you're feeding him. This is against our anti-vandalism guidelines, and is a short step from vandalism from yourself. I'm rather sick of you encouraging him, and am now asking you to stop it. There are reasons why we're reverting things here, and your childish actions, along with this whole crap excuse of ''I want to see what vandalism is'' are becoming extremely unhelpful. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2|1331264339}}
 
 
==Thanks!==
 
(That vandal had a pretty creative sig, give him that). Thanks for the nom at WotM. Appreciated. I've left a note on the page, and since I've won this already, please go vote for someone else and maybe withdraw the nom if you would. You are very nice to nom me with such nice words, I'm honored, unhumbled, and unblushed. Ah shucks. You should check out some of the older writers who don't come around anymore, folks like [[User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy|Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] and [[User:Procopius|Procopius]] (whoa, just saw Procopius has some user page articles, nice!) Thanks again. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 1:36 10-3-'12
 
 
== Whoops ==
 
 
So as it turns out I ''may'' have indefinitely blocked you because, in fact, some fake and gay user decided to show up on IRC pretending to be you and made a bunch of comments that implied cross-wiki and cross-channel trolling.
 
 
When it wasn't you.
 
 
So yeah.
 
 
Sorry. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|06:06 Mar 10, 2012}}
 
 
== Your PM ==
 
 
Please answer it. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|21:54 Mar 10, 2012}}
 
 
== I appreciate your enthusiasm, young sir/madam... ==
 
...however, can you please think before submitting another user's user space pages to QVFD? Most established users nominate them for deletion themselves, if there is a reason to, and doing it for someone else is considered sort of [[stupid|rude]]. I hope you have a nice day, and a calmer trigger finger next time you visit my user space. Feel free to read articles there, or participate in discussion on [[User talk:Luvvy|my talk page]] or an incomplete article's talk page (which is why I keep my sandbox where it is, and articles there are work in progress), but ask first, if you think something beyond spelling is amiss. Often, there's a simple explanation. {{User:Luvvy/sig}} <small>03:45, 14 Mar</small>
 
==Cyberbullying==
 
[[File:Big faggot is watching you!.jpg|right]]
 
I hope you're kidding. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 02:42, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
 
:OK, OK, you have a point, the word faggot in a pic like that may be considered cyber-bullying. Here's the compromise. All cool? (I actually think it's funnier than the last one) :D {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 02:56, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Hahaha, happy to meet you btw. You seem to be very active lately and I just saw you're nominated for a bunch of awards. Cool to see someone who cares about the place. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 03:03, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::I feel compelled to vote for you for an award or the other, but I had no choice to deem you as Perv of the Month, since I already voted for [[NOTM]] and [[UotM]]. You pervy! {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 03:08, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Hi ==
 
 
I wouldn't usually suggest this to users as new as yourself, but you seem to be better at editing than most newbies. But you should consider asking for rollback, seeing as how much you revert vandalizms. If you're interested just ask [[User talk:Zombiebaron|this guy]] or [[User talk:Thekillerfroggy|this guy]] and feel free to quote me suggesting this. Toodles. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 23:17, March 16, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Srsly do it. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 02:25, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==St. Patty’s Day==
 
Are you wearing green today? If not, don’t be surprised if I show up. [[User:Matthlock|<span style="color:red;">Matthlock</span>]] [[File:Bernie.jpg|15px|link=User talk:Matthlock]] [[File:Soundgarden.jpg|15px|link=Special:Block/Matthlock]] [[File:800px-Flag of Moldova.svg.png|15px|link=Special:Contributions/Matthlock]] [[File:Talal of Jordan.jpg|15px|link=Special:Following/Matthlock]] [[File:Lionel Hutz.jpg|15px|link=User:Frosty]] [[File:800px-Flag of India svg.png|15px|India!|link=India]] 23:42, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== [[User:PuppyOnTheRadio/UnNews comp|The Pea Buddy Awards]] ==
 
 
We need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or [[User:PuppyOnTheRadio/UnNews comp/judge signup|commit your soul as a judge right now.]] May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 00:33, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
 

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