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Check this out, and join if you really want to: [[User:Guildensternenstein/Der Unwehr]] {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig}} 21:28, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
 
Check this out, and join if you really want to: [[User:Guildensternenstein/Der Unwehr]] {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig}} 21:28, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
 
:You can join, you know, you'll be credited for the articles you've re-written already and stuff, so long as you follow protocol and list them where needed on the "victories" page. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 23:46, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
 
:You can join, you know, you'll be credited for the articles you've re-written already and stuff, so long as you follow protocol and list them where needed on the "victories" page. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 23:46, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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==Hey Faggot!==
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Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on [[IC]]. I also noticed that [[Wikipedia/Colonization|our latest project]] is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask [[User:Modusoperandi|Modus]]. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, {{Username}}! -{{User:Optimuschris/sig}}<small><small>18:18, 23 May</small></small> <small><small>Dictated; not read.</small></small>

Revision as of 18:19, May 23, 2009

Archive 1 (January 11, 09-February 17, 09)- Reviewing, Meeting SysRq and Orian, Noob of the Month, Collabs, and a few features...

Archive 2 (February 17, 09-May 4, 09)- Starting IC, Graduating from SysRq, Reviewer of the Month, World's Best Friend...

rape

good day sir. rape. have a pleasant afternoon. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:21, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Aww! I missed it! Please tell me you recorded it! What do you mean you don't now how the video player works? fucking useless! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:28 4 May 2009
Meh, it wasn't that great. More of a quick "wham-bam thank you mamn." No cuddling really. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:33, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Aww but that's the best bit! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:34 4 May 2009
/me sighs...I know...ever since the new job opened up Gerry just hasn't had the time to cuddle anymore. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:37, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
So start an affair already! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:40 4 May 2009
I couldn't do that to Gerry. Not after all he's been through. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:42, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Acording to this conversation at least he's a violent workaholic... oh well, geuss I'll just have to seduce you teh hard way. me enslaves tags. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:43 4 May 2009
AHHHH! HELPPPP!!! GERRY!!!! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:48, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, if you can develope stockholm syndrome once, you can do it again. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:52 4 May 2009
stockholm syndrome!? i've always wanted to go to finland! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:59, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Yay! Finland! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:00 4 May 2009
Stalkhome? Finlan? Aint Stalkhome the economic capital of Burkina Faso? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 02:37, 5 May '09

For Mahm00shA

Helpful Whoring--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg19:15,6May,2009

Phanks!

Howtosandcastle "Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?"

Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.


Glad you liked it! :D Right now I'll properly get stuck into your Planet Earth article because I'm really exited about that idea. I wish I'd formulated it first. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:27 6 May 2009

Alright I am really excited about it too! Do whatever you feel is necessary! Oh ya and congratz! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:52, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey

It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:13,7May,2009

Some questions

Hi there! Thank you for your helpful and informative review. Just a couple quick questions for you. You mentioned the "superpowers" section as the weakest (personally, I think its the strongest) and said that it "doesn't have the right feel". Exactly what do you mean by that, and how could I improve what I already have? Thanks? (By the way, Bonefish is a relatively new high-end casual fish restaurant. It's pretty common where I live in Florida.)--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:59, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Certainly, what I meant was that it doesn't go for everything it can get. The powers are all dealing with food, but I think they should deal with specific trends. You do this with the grill one which was good. I mean there are people that will eat anything just because there is a picture of wheat on the box so they think it is healthy. That is why I like the grill part. Other food trends that specific people will like, such as vegetarians should also be addressed. And maybe some low price item for the falling economy and other various food choices. Does that make sense? The powers should be to reach out to a wider crowd (I am sorry that I am practically repeating myself but I am trying to reword it better). Also, I am sorry about calling you out (kinda) on Bonefish, but you might want to consider choosing a more widely known restaurant. Does that help? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:08, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, it actually does. While I am unable to change anything now due to time constraints, I will be sure to implement changes later. I will then report back to you. Thanks for all your help so far!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 01:19, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Alright no problem! Let's see we got one review and two responses on my own talk page, and the time it took for me to read it plus shipping and handling...Your total comes out to be $7.50! Do you have your Tagstit's reward zone card with you? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:21, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Damn it, I think that's in my other wallet. Uhh, do you take school ID's? No? How about used Busch Gardens tickets?--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:54, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

planet earth

hey tags, i left you some notes on planet earth here. sorry it took so long, orian babbling on my talk page made me lose sight of the request. i forgot my tagstit's reward zone card, can i use the house card? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:09, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

  • sigh* Sir we need your Tagstit's reward zone card or else we can't give you credit towards your account. And thanks! I will read through them now. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:04, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Tagstit!

You did nothing wrong. Dude was all antagonisin' 'n' shit. Dude caused drama by responding like an arse. IronLung 21:08, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Wah's'is? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:10 8 May 2009
Ya I agree he was acting a bit immature. I just don't want to argue about it anymore so it would be better if he felt like he won.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:02, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Your article has been Pee'd on. Don't expect me to clean up the mess, though. Saberwolf116 22:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

New sig

Hey, I think it would look nicer if you got rid of the underlined link. To do that, just put <span class="nounderlinelink plainlinks"> at the beginning of your sig code and </span> at the end. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:00, May 11

There we go! I agree it looks much neater. Thanks! Do you like it or no?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:04, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Me likey. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:10, May 11
Sweet thanks!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:14, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Your sig... It's absolute perfection! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:59, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand!

Whadda ya think? I'm also kinda fishing for a review too, if it's not too much trouble. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:13 11 May 2009

That was hilarious! I would be glad to give you a review. I will do it by the end of the day if it isn't already done.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:15, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Okies, Socky said it was good too. was just a little uncertain about it for a while, Also I love your new sig, You're old one made you look like such a fanny. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:17 11 May 2009
Thanks! What do you mean it made me look like a fanny?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:18, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh nothing. I just wanted to subtly insult you. If you didn't pick up on it that's insult enough. :P Love you really tags. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:20 11 May 2009
Oh, ouch...way to go and shoot down my self-esteem. And should I mark your review page to reserve it or wait to see if someone else will do it first?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:23, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh please, go ahead. I've asked around, but your the first to respond. Thanks muchly! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:27 11 May 2009
Of course! On another note, Nachlader finished his review on Monkey Lovers if you wanna give that a look.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:34, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah I read that a few days ago, then got distracted by all my shiney new ideas! Butt I do think that what he said was fair, I'll try and sort the article sometime soon. Now get back to my review, slime ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:37 11 May 2009
I'm on it!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:42, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
If you do a good enough job I might actually feed you tonight. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:45 11 May 2009

on the Review

Firstly thanks, obviously. Now, "offies" isn't offices spelt wrongly it's a slang word for "off-liscence" a shop that sells alcohol (makes sense now doesn't it), and UU looked over this so if there are any other misspells then it's his fault. I'm not sure I really got what you were suggesting about the character, you kinda wrote off school teachers as boring characters when, I think, they so rarely are. Then you offered a character that sounded more like an idea for another UnTweet (because they are character driven). And yes I had plans for other untweets (one of them being a secret agent being slightly lax with government information) and hoped that other people would join in, hence the fact I turned it into a namespace -- its got its own catagory and everything! Like you said there's not much that can be done about the white space. Despite the fact you dislked the images I think they're passible and I'm actually really wanting to see how this does on VFH. I'll leave it till morning though and see if I can find some way of making it look more like a twitter page, as Nanch suggested. And I'm so glad you used the word "fresh"! :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:27 11 May 2009

Ya sorry, I didn't mean school teachers were boring at all, I just thought that when you first made this, that was going to be your only Twitter page. So I thought you could've chosen something more lively. Sorry for the confusion. And awesome! You have my vote! And I hope to see this namespace really take off!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:28, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Me too, it'll probably be up tommorow, unless the fact it's not very twitter like becomes a problem. But yeah, you do one, help it get started. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:30 11 May 2009
I call the secret agent!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:31, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Call away. And goodnight. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:33 11 May 2009
Night!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:34, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Ignoring tagstits birtday

...Yeah, what the title says. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:29 12 May 2009

You know by saying that here you are actually acknowledging it. =) So thank you!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   13:43, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
NO U! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:09 12 May 2009

HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY

--SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:21, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

I am 5...jerk.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   13:44, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Happy... Thing. You know, people have them. After you've had as many as I have, you tend to forget things. Whatever they are, I'm here to wish you a happy one anyway. Could it be "whore"? People have them, I've had many... Could well be. In the absence of any other spark from my memory, I therefore wish you a happy whore. I think that's right. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:16, May 12
Burp. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:20 12 May 2009
Happy BIRRRRTH - day TOOOO YOOOUUU... Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:49, May 12 15:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks UU and Necro!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:10, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Come on at least I turned up! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:56 12 May 2009

Hello Tagstit

I am indeed a noob... and I require a mentor.Can you adopt me?--Doomlord106 19:53, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Of course! Consider yourself adopted! Be sure to put the {{Adoptee}} template on your user page. If you have any questions feel free to ask me here.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   21:19, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Two-oh-six

Is the guy who reviewed my article your sockpuppet? Or should I put it up again so you can get your review in? Jackofspades (talk) 23:56, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

No that is definitely not my sockpuppet. And yes, if you want a longer more indepth review I am already in the process of creating one. I just completed the humor and concept section. I can stop if that guy with that name gave you a good enough review. If you would like mine, I will finish it by tonight. Just make a new page and I will put it on there!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:13, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Deal, I'll make a new page. That guy didn't really give me anything but "moar joakes." Jackofspades (talk) 02:18, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh...that's not good enough?...I was just gonna put "lolz thats funny" and "NEEDS MOAR BOOBIES!" Because that is all of the assistance I can offer...   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:21, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Damn you're right, the secret ingredient is TITS! Jackofspades (talk) 02:28, 13 May 2009 (UTC)


Tweet

Twittergraffiti Mr McElroy says thanks!

his blog is teh funnies!

11:44pm May 14th from web

tanks for teh voats!

11:45pm May 14th from web

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:29 14 May 2009

NICE! Your getting features left and right! Well done.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   14:01, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Pee

Thanks a ton for the review. I understand what you mean about the equation going off the page, in fact I shortened it so that it barely fit on my screen, and my dick screen is HUGE. (well for a laptop) I'll definitely work on giving the tutor more personality, I think that's really what was missing from it in the first place. Thanks again. Jackofspades (talk) 16:37, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Fatdrunkstupid Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:33 18 May 2009

Der Unwehr

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der UnwehrSir Guildensternenstein 21:28, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

You can join, you know, you'll be credited for the articles you've re-written already and stuff, so long as you follow protocol and list them where needed on the "victories" page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:46, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:18, 23 May Dictated; not read.

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