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Alright, so some fuck deletes my fucking page, that bastarb, 'nobody cares?' i fucking care, and even if he's a fucking nobody i ain't.
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that fucking cunt clearly doesnt onderstand the importance of triviality in websites, look at wikipedia, does every page truly matter?
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So i'm gonna paste it here basically. =D
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== Description ==
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Da Padsta is an Englishman, who is also an alien living Ireland. Born in 1957, he is around 11"12, has red hair, weighs 1000KG, is on the run, and has red hair.
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His rise to Z list (oops I said rank before, he's not in the army) celebritism is mainly due to the video, 'The Paddy Foster Remix' which may be viewed on YouTube or will appear first should you search Paddy Foster into Google, the least used search engine in the world.
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==Where Is Da Padsta's Crib Yo? ==
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Da Padsta, YouTube celebrity, mathematical genius, and superman's illegitimate son can sometimes be found lurking socially in alleys in the amazing city of Dublin, where it rains tofu.
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It is currently believed by the F.B.I (Following Boys Inconspicuously) that he resides in a small flat in one of the tower blocks of Ballymun, although this has come into question since this area was annihilated by the sonic power of James Blunt in 1973.
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Other groups, such as MI5, and the KFC have slowly traced his whereabouts around Ireland using a lot of tracing paper and a pencil from Tesco’s. The top police sketch artist have also looked into him, and made a successful comedy starring Russell Brand about him. Since 1995 there have been a series of police programs about him, and a bounty costing £5000 has been offered to whoever catches him, and a Twix offered for any information. The last discovered location of Da Padsta is somewhere in the mars manufacturing plant, where many a galaxy can be found.
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== Da Padsta Loves Music ==
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Da Padsta, as it happens is a keen follower of music, and enjoys listening to 'Busted' while running from the police. He hates 'The Police', but is still rather partial to sending a 'Message In A Bottle' to his once girlfriend Roxanne.
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Da Padsta is very musically talented, he can play the drums, and unlike the gorilla in the adverts, he doesn't shave. Although it may seem that this has nothing to do with music it does, as he has such long hair that it acts as extra limbs, allowing him to be not just a one man band, but a one man orchestra, playing mainly the classical music of Mozart, Black Sabbath and nickelbach.
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Currently Da Padsta has recorded two albums, with the pseudonym 'James Blunt'. He has been received well mostly, but currently he has low popularity readings as, to put it bluntly, he's crap.
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== Why Da Padsta Is On The Run ==
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There are multiple reasons why Da Padsta is on the run. The main one being his awful music, but also it is due to his experiments to extract the 'moo' from cows, so as he can put it into a guitar, and make mooosic (awful pun i know), he is also have meant to have stolen the twist from pigs tails and put it into fruit flavoured Fanta. This having made him millions, but angering the N.R.A or the National rootbear accociation. However he has been protected by Greenwar, and so has so far not been arrested for this horrible crime.
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Latest revision as of 01:07, April 13, 2009

Alright, so some fuck deletes my fucking page, that bastarb, 'nobody cares?' i fucking care, and even if he's a fucking nobody i ain't.

that fucking cunt clearly doesnt onderstand the importance of triviality in websites, look at wikipedia, does every page truly matter?

So i'm gonna paste it here basically. =D


edit Description

Da Padsta is an Englishman, who is also an alien living Ireland. Born in 1957, he is around 11"12, has red hair, weighs 1000KG, is on the run, and has red hair.

His rise to Z list (oops I said rank before, he's not in the army) celebritism is mainly due to the video, 'The Paddy Foster Remix' which may be viewed on YouTube or will appear first should you search Paddy Foster into Google, the least used search engine in the world.


edit Where Is Da Padsta's Crib Yo?

Da Padsta, YouTube celebrity, mathematical genius, and superman's illegitimate son can sometimes be found lurking socially in alleys in the amazing city of Dublin, where it rains tofu.

It is currently believed by the F.B.I (Following Boys Inconspicuously) that he resides in a small flat in one of the tower blocks of Ballymun, although this has come into question since this area was annihilated by the sonic power of James Blunt in 1973.

Other groups, such as MI5, and the KFC have slowly traced his whereabouts around Ireland using a lot of tracing paper and a pencil from Tesco’s. The top police sketch artist have also looked into him, and made a successful comedy starring Russell Brand about him. Since 1995 there have been a series of police programs about him, and a bounty costing £5000 has been offered to whoever catches him, and a Twix offered for any information. The last discovered location of Da Padsta is somewhere in the mars manufacturing plant, where many a galaxy can be found.


edit Da Padsta Loves Music

Da Padsta, as it happens is a keen follower of music, and enjoys listening to 'Busted' while running from the police. He hates 'The Police', but is still rather partial to sending a 'Message In A Bottle' to his once girlfriend Roxanne.

Da Padsta is very musically talented, he can play the drums, and unlike the gorilla in the adverts, he doesn't shave. Although it may seem that this has nothing to do with music it does, as he has such long hair that it acts as extra limbs, allowing him to be not just a one man band, but a one man orchestra, playing mainly the classical music of Mozart, Black Sabbath and nickelbach.

Currently Da Padsta has recorded two albums, with the pseudonym 'James Blunt'. He has been received well mostly, but currently he has low popularity readings as, to put it bluntly, he's crap.


edit Why Da Padsta Is On The Run

There are multiple reasons why Da Padsta is on the run. The main one being his awful music, but also it is due to his experiments to extract the 'moo' from cows, so as he can put it into a guitar, and make mooosic (awful pun i know), he is also have meant to have stolen the twist from pigs tails and put it into fruit flavoured Fanta. This having made him millions, but angering the N.R.A or the National rootbear accociation. However he has been protected by Greenwar, and so has so far not been arrested for this horrible crime.



edit Welcome!

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Hello, Shmoink, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

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