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Hey again. I'm asking if you could once again help me. I've now written some new parts but they.. aren't really ''that'' good. Could you please watch the page and maybe add something? I believe we can get this to mainspace hopefully near the end 2013. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|07:54|27|February|2012}}
 
Hey again. I'm asking if you could once again help me. I've now written some new parts but they.. aren't really ''that'' good. Could you please watch the page and maybe add something? I believe we can get this to mainspace hopefully near the end 2013. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|07:54|27|February|2012}}
 
:Well done! You've written some amazing parts, I laughed my guts off while reading and now my stomache hurts. Ouch. But, anyway, there's only one (1) portion there left untouched, maybe the hardest one of all, maybe the easiest, maybe the sickest, who knows. I kinda believe I have some good ideas, I'll think them for awhile in my little head for hours and days, then I'll inform you when it's time to clean up what I've left behind on my brown route, maybe you'll add something of yours wicked humour, and then a fast overview, few edits, maybe I'll put some pictures, and then Uncyclopedia has a new page to vandalize! Wonderful! {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|12:10|28|February|2012}}
 
:Well done! You've written some amazing parts, I laughed my guts off while reading and now my stomache hurts. Ouch. But, anyway, there's only one (1) portion there left untouched, maybe the hardest one of all, maybe the easiest, maybe the sickest, who knows. I kinda believe I have some good ideas, I'll think them for awhile in my little head for hours and days, then I'll inform you when it's time to clean up what I've left behind on my brown route, maybe you'll add something of yours wicked humour, and then a fast overview, few edits, maybe I'll put some pictures, and then Uncyclopedia has a new page to vandalize! Wonderful! {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|12:10|28|February|2012}}
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i like to swallow turds. would you poop me in mouth? --[[User:Kalimath|Kalimath]] 21:45, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

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Hellojoker


Hello, joker......



Cows

There might be wild, hungry cows on the loose. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:00, 2 January 2012

thanks for the heads up --Roman Dog Bird 07:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:03, 12 January 2012

Hey!

What happened to your talk page? Did it contract a flesh eating bacteria? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:22, January 12, 2012 (UTC)

Sister Dora looks like she'll go the way of all articles...

So I brought you the part you like best:

as generals gathered in their masses, just like "witches at black masses",

I, too, enjoy the concise wording, imagery, and political content of this line, and will save and use it as well. A work of art and societal commentary in few words. Or maybe just what a nigger jew pygmy lesbo tard would rave when asked for the time of day. Aleister 11:49 12-1-'12

Damn those evil minds that plot destruction, those sorcerers of death's construction. Pup 11:53 12 Jan '12
Roman, in an unrelated topic, can you please check this page for spelling like a nigger would spell: Spelling like a nigger jew pygmy lesbo tard Aleister 12:42 12-1-'12

Thanks for calling me cute but...

18:19, January 14, 2012, Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked #63326 (expires on January 15, 2012 at 18:19, account creation blocked) (Autoblocked because your IP address has been recently used by "Page Blanking Troll". The reason given for Page Blanking Troll's block is: "ahaha, you're cute. did you forget you made more accounts that are now unbanned?")

That was actually me. I was going to go through a few variations on it purely to have it do that those accounts couldn't be created by anyone else, just on the off chance, but decided against it when I worked out there would have had to be 5 more variations made. I've changed my IP address and that was only a 24 hour block, but I thought you'd appreciate knowing what happened. Pup 11:36 14 Jan '12

Oh, and for anyone else reading this, I'm not User:Page Blanking Troll. RDB knows what I'm talking about. Please don't block me again Pup 11:38 14 Jan '12
why i oughta... --Roman Dog Bird 13:25, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
You already did. Pup 01:32 14 Jan '12

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:08, 19 January 2012

Nom om om om User:Cat the Colourful/Primus?

Nom om om om? Om om om om mhomm??? Sommmom nom om om nom om omm OM?! Moooommomomo mommmmo disonmom mommm. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 15:02 23 January 2012

yeah go ahead, i don't mind. --Roman Dog Bird 16:40, January 23, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks. And I believe you missed a one point from my totally sensible message...
“Nom om om om? Om om om om mhomm???”
~ Cat the Colourful
Which means: 'Are you very nice? Then could you humm edit?' I believe that I've written some parts there which stinks so what if you could, humm humm, edit them? Please? And oh I got Sailing the Seas of Cheese in christmas. Tommy the Cat rocks! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 15:16 24 January 2012

Only you can stop mediocrity from winning

Happymonkey2012

I know you can --ShabiDOO 11:38, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:28, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:10, 3 February 2012

Duude...

Praytell, how does an asspirating writer win the Shithead of the Year Award? Can I nominate myself?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:44, 8 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:24, 10 February 2012

Pizzapizzaok

Pizza is soooooooo awsome!1!!!! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:50, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Pi,sa is amazing and fuck u ugly asshole.
P.S. I'm sexy andyou know it --Roman Dog Bird 21:52, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:56, 18 February 2012

This isn't my talkpage

Just stopped by to read your copy of the Unsignpost. Your butler doesn't iron papers very well. Pup 11:51 18 Feb '12

I do that too, never signed up for it just see it everywhere and read one. lol. I saw that craxzy vandal with the long long title for a page ending with diarrea. He's either cracking up or is a maestro who's reaching a crescendo of some kind. Will be strange to watch and interesting to find out which one it is. Aleister 1:54 19-2-'12
On here I've been known to write the USP, but never receive it. IRL I'm currently selling subscriptions to newspapers I never buy. Pup 06:59 19 Feb '12

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:46, 23 February 2012

Primus

Hey again. I'm asking if you could once again help me. I've now written some new parts but they.. aren't really that good. Could you please watch the page and maybe add something? I believe we can get this to mainspace hopefully near the end 2013. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 07:54 27 February 2012

Well done! You've written some amazing parts, I laughed my guts off while reading and now my stomache hurts. Ouch. But, anyway, there's only one (1) portion there left untouched, maybe the hardest one of all, maybe the easiest, maybe the sickest, who knows. I kinda believe I have some good ideas, I'll think them for awhile in my little head for hours and days, then I'll inform you when it's time to clean up what I've left behind on my brown route, maybe you'll add something of yours wicked humour, and then a fast overview, few edits, maybe I'll put some pictures, and then Uncyclopedia has a new page to vandalize! Wonderful! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:10 28 February 2012

i like to swallow turds. would you poop me in mouth?

i like to swallow turds. would you poop me in mouth? --Kalimath 21:45, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

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