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Lonely, Sgt Pepper's Lonely, Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! --[[User:Scofield|Scofield]] 19:38, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
 
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:All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? Ahhhh look at all the lonely people...(oddly enough I have had that song stuck in my head this whole day...and now have an outlet! Yea, Scofield!) {{User:Whyamidoingthis/sigpeach}} 05:44, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

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Hello, Olipro, you hopeless shit, God only knows why you're still here, you're evidently an entrenchant buffoon, but should you wish to continue disgracing us with your existence, then at least take the time out of your miserable life to consult the following pages:

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Another n00b


Who were the sockpuppets of Another n00b...i'd like to know. Was Bob Newbie one of them? Was there actually an ED raid? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:39, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

The sockpuppets were IPs, he was careful not to actually use a second account. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 21:47, April 10, 2011 (UTC)


I hate your talkpage


Remove the no editing thing. This isn't an archive, fool. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:22, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

To add a new section, click the "Harass Me" button. It's *my* talkpage, so if you don't like it, don't talk to me... in your case that's actually preferable -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:23, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
How do you run a checkuser? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:27, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
You ask someone with checkuser capabilities; in the case of Uncyclopedia, that's a Wikia staff member. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:31, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
I clean house once a month. But two big n00bs, Bob Newbie and Another n00b, are gone. There should be an UnSignpost article on that. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:34, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
I'm from the school of thought that it's best to simply ban shitcakes and move on rather than proceeding to hold a eulogy for them. Unless discussing them is strictly necessary, don't. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:37, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
You only hold euologys for dead users like MrN, Bevanz and Happytimes. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:44, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
Hopefully, figuratively rather than literally with those three. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:09, April 11, 2011 (UTC)


Were you guys pulling my leg?


Hey, Oli. I was wondering if you and Humbucker were pulling my leg earlier, and if not, then can we talk more about that at some point? I might be able to find a friend (those are in scarce supply for me) to help me out if you were not. If you were then know that I am a gullible and not so bright fool. Thank you, Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 07:10, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

You're the worst. Mister Victim (talk) 07:17, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Took your sweet sweet time

I'm there in a 30 edit revert war with that idiot IP, praying a sysop would log in and take care of him. Took you long enough! - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:39, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for your graciousness and gratitude, it is most appreciated. I also semi-protected your shitlist. stay Frosty. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 08:42, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
Why thankyou. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:45, April 13, 2011 (UTC)


Thanks


Thank you Olipro, for not banning me last night and for letting me and listening to me rant about my life a bit...Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 14:23, April 13, 2011 (UTC)


Sgt Pepper's


Lonely, Sgt Pepper's Lonely, Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! --Scofield 19:38, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? Ahhhh look at all the lonely people...(oddly enough I have had that song stuck in my head this whole day...and now have an outlet! Yea, Scofield!) Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 05:44, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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