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==Excuse me. . .==
 
==Excuse me. . .==
 
But you ripped off my caption to the brain scan thing from my user page, "contemplating my next edit", like, word for word. I know imitation is blah blah flattery, but this is outright stealing, and no way to make friends, cookie or no cookie. As you said on your note about Robot Jesus, this is my creation. [[user:Aleister in Chains|'''Al''']] 17:57 1 8
 
But you ripped off my caption to the brain scan thing from my user page, "contemplating my next edit", like, word for word. I know imitation is blah blah flattery, but this is outright stealing, and no way to make friends, cookie or no cookie. As you said on your note about Robot Jesus, this is my creation. [[user:Aleister in Chains|'''Al''']] 17:57 1 8
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My preceding note, above, you ignored it and were still editing long after it was posted. Now here's the thing about copying someone's work word-for-fucking-word. Since you are 14, or claim to be, I'll spell it out for you. This is a site for writers. If a writer steals someone elses words, that's plagerism. Look it up, you may learn something. And if that same writer ignores it when he's caught at it, that's double-plagerism with a back-flip. What does this all mean? How can I (at a minumum) trust that anything you write isn't taken from somewhere else? Words, sentences, ideas? Are they yours, or did you steal them? If you steal from me, fuck you. If you get caught again stealing from anyone, anywhere, even your sister's term paper, triple fuck you with raisins, and I will do my best to get you infibanned. I'd like it if you changed the caption, and even think about taking down the gif, by the next time you edit, so I know you've read this. (and if this comes down hard, it's a lesson to a young noob writer with an attitude. Attitudes are fine, other stuff isn't) [[user:Aleister in Chains|'''Aleister''']] 19:10 1 8

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Welcome!

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'Ello NNP

I hope you won't feel discouraged by Pansie's rapid removal from VFH, because it's actually rather a good idea and it's evident that you have some talent. In fact, if you do a bit more work on it - ie; add some more text and perhaps a few more pictures - then get it reviewed, taking into account any constructive comments that result form that, I'm certain we'll all be more than happy to see it return to VFH (read the rules first next time though, eh?) and you'll be in with a good chance of a feature. Like I say - it's a good idea, so it deserves further development. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:47, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

Cookie!

Newcookie Paizuri has awarded you a cookie!
Because you asked so politely.

fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:12, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

Last Thursday

Reviewed it here. --Some Idiot Image002 01:14, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

HOW COULD YOU???

Man, you shouldn't of redirected Last Thursday to that other page. It had potential! And now i've done that review for nothing!

*Sob*

Doesn't matter. --Some Idiot Image002 05:49, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Pansie

In case you weren't aware, I reviewed Pansie the other day. Hopefully something in there should help you improve upon it...

And on that note, putty Pansy up to be reviewed almost immediately after as the same thing without any changes to either seems to rather defeat the purpose of the Pee Review, honestly. Let alone the fact that apparently you have already completely disregarded at least one other review that someone took the time and effort to do for you. Please, don't give up hope at a less than positive review; we do these to help you improve the articles, not to be mean. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100721 - 15:02 (UTC)

Lack of engagement with other users

Something I have noticed is that you are putting up articles straight into VFH without review or, if you get one, ignoring that as well. It's polite to at least talk to people on this page if they leave a comment or question, otherwise they will think you are a sock or a worse. Admitting that you vandalise other sites - and also want to be an admin here (!) - doesn't bode too well either. So my advice Ninja is say HELLO! -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:58, July 21, 2010 (UTC)


I took a really hard piss

On your article of course

God i was holding that in for a whole day! You can check it out, just don't hate me afterward --Happymonkey39 LAZAR Weegeeheadbobin Domo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:55, July 29, 2010 (UTC)


MHMHM! You have no idea on how much i appreciate that cookie! If you read like an hours worth of talk pages you will laugh on he fact that you gave be that...that was freaking good! --Happymonkey39 LAZAR Weegeeheadbobin Domo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 13:49, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Deleting Content

Why are you deleting content from those articles? the solution to the UnLyrics one is to fix the overlap issue, but not by deleting the lyrics. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:45, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

What you should do in those cases is fix the layout problem, not delete the content, if you don't know how, get someone else to do it; take a look at it now that I cleaned it up -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:50, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Robot Jesus

Hi. I was playing awhile back with a same-name page, and will go back to it, but it has been a couple of months. Please take a look and tell me what you think, and maybe we can fit yours and mine in together. Thanks. Aleister 17:39 1 8

p.s. Actually your page is pretty good. Why don't you run with your idea and see if you can "flesh" out a whole article, and I can rename mine at some point. Different takes on the name, and you're doing well.
Reading the comments above I see you don't talk to other people. Not a good thing, esp. when you disregard pee reviews and such. Anyway, maybe you can break the cycle here by telling me what you think of my 'Robot Jesus' page. Thanks. Aleister 17:46 1 8
(he did answer on my talk page, where I answered him, but that brings me too. . .)

Excuse me. . .

But you ripped off my caption to the brain scan thing from my user page, "contemplating my next edit", like, word for word. I know imitation is blah blah flattery, but this is outright stealing, and no way to make friends, cookie or no cookie. As you said on your note about Robot Jesus, this is my creation. Al 17:57 1 8

If I were an admin I'd ban your ass for a day

My preceding note, above, you ignored it and were still editing long after it was posted. Now here's the thing about copying someone's work word-for-fucking-word. Since you are 14, or claim to be, I'll spell it out for you. This is a site for writers. If a writer steals someone elses words, that's plagerism. Look it up, you may learn something. And if that same writer ignores it when he's caught at it, that's double-plagerism with a back-flip. What does this all mean? How can I (at a minumum) trust that anything you write isn't taken from somewhere else? Words, sentences, ideas? Are they yours, or did you steal them? If you steal from me, fuck you. If you get caught again stealing from anyone, anywhere, even your sister's term paper, triple fuck you with raisins, and I will do my best to get you infibanned. I'd like it if you changed the caption, and even think about taking down the gif, by the next time you edit, so I know you've read this. (and if this comes down hard, it's a lesson to a young noob writer with an attitude. Attitudes are fine, other stuff isn't) Aleister 19:10 1 8

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