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Please tell me why I should. [[User:The JPS|The JPS]] 09:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
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::Well in that case no. [[User:The JPS|The JPS]] 09:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

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MrN related announcement


It's over 9000!

Well, I'm not one of those chaps to constantly check his edit size (OK, I am), but I just could not help but notice. OK, I know most of them were adding VFD templates, but one does sometimes feel the need to peek. As such I consider that I am now truly over 9000, and as such have adopted a new sig to identify myself as such. Also, and obviously and such... Pants. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:09, May 11

dood! CONGRATULATIONS! What were the 9000th and 9001st edits?   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [17:11]>
Both edits to the Crimewatch UK article! Kinda appropriate considering I thought... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:14, May 11
(edit conflict) Gotta go for 5 figures now, join the elite! (Also, I had No. 9001 as Talk:Gordan Brown, but I overanalyse these things a lot, so meh). —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 11/05 17:19
Hmm, /me checks... Yes, looks like you are correct HV! HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT??? Dam HV, you are just too good. You probably also know about that other thing? You know, the thing with the thing? You got to promise not to tell anyone about that one dude. It was a long time ago, and I'm sure everyone does not really want to know... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:24, May 11

Removal of my template

I agree with you, templates all over a page are annoying. However, the template I added to Mordor Jalapenos had a direct relation to the page (Gimli is from Middle-Earth, where Mordor is located), and it's not like I added some completely random template just for the hell of it. So I ask you: Can I put my template back on the page? * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 19:56, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Tricky... Well, it's not my article, it's Cajek's, so I guess he is the best person to ask if it's helping the article. I would be surprised if he thinks it does, but I may be wrong. I see what you are trying to do there, but generally people do find this kind of template annoying. If you want to show appreciation of the article, why not do so on the talk page, or vote using the new voting system? If you really want to put this template back on, I will not revert you again, but do not be surprised if Cajek removes it as soon as he logs on. If he does, I suggest you then leave it be.
On another note... I had a look through your contributions... Looks like you have not really edited very many articles. From your 189 contributions so far only 4 (including the one mentioned above) were actually editing articles in the main space. Maybe the best thing for you to do would be to make some contributions to current articles, or maybe even create a new one of your own. I think that if you do that, you will get a better "feel" for what makes a good article and also what other editors are likely to appreciate. It's easy to add templates, it's not so easy to write quality stuff... We have had users before who have gotten into trouble adding templates like this one, and I'm really just trying to save you from going down that route.
Gosh! I just read back through what I wrote above, and it does all sound a bit formal! Sorry about that, and I hope you don't think I'm trying to tell you what to do. As you probably know, I'm not an admin here, and so what I say is only friendly advice based on my own experiences... Enjoy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:17, May 11
Well, I'm sort of inclined to say that I created a new account about halfway through my Uncyc career, and in my last account, I made three articles, one of which was nominated to be featured. Don't ask me why I decided to point that out... just trying to retain some of my non-noob reputation, I guess. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 20:50, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
So you are ? Why create a new account? Had you not done so, it would sure have saved me a fair amount of typing! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:00, May 11
sannse told me the best method would be to create a new account, and Dr. Skullthumper is not a nice man :( * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 21:24, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
Ah, got ya... I get there in the end. Sometimes anyway... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:55, May 11
Is there a beef between you and Skull, Flumpa?   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [22:15]>
There's some pork between Skull and I, Cajek. I dunno about beef, though. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:20 May 11
Not really a beef, I guess just got off on the wrong foot here. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 00:00, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Long-delayed thankings

Guyonfire Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:31, May 13

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-15-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:57, 15 May 2008 (UTC)


Genericband FUCK YEAH!

Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die!

*Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Thanks for the vote - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:03, May 15

HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On

You like this article as much as I do. Therefore, you're a half-writer of it, and it has become a collab between you and I.   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [3:27]>

Cool, dude. Thanks for giving me the ack on this one. :) John Connor (in his book "Cajek is being very generous") said of the matter... "I think it's gets a bit pant's towards the end, but we can make this one VFH worthy with a bit more effort... I'm struggling on the terminator porn thing though!" MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:32, May 17
I'll take a look at it. As soon as I saw your edits, I was laughing. Good stuff! THE's contests always involve some kind of kinky sex joke in them. Well, except the first one, but that was just practice. How soon until VFH do you think? I think it's pretty damn close...   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [3:35]>
I think it needs a bit more work here and there, by yea, it's close. It's a bit lame here and there though still. I don't like the "To have Fun" bit much... It's almost my bedtime though, so I'm not sure if I can do much more tonight. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:39, May 17
You're good at figuring out what is... "pants"... so have a look at my edits, and we can figure something out.   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [3:40]>

Template stuff and Brian Peppers

I read Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion and Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy and the deletion template on the article's page. None of them had instructions for how to do the proper templates. If Uncyclopedia can't be bothered indicating how to template properly, why should I be bothered myself?

Instead, I followed Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy's instruction of "List the page on VFD as a heading". Thanks, Andjam 12:54, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Great - I have to look at the wikisyntax to find out how to do the nomination. Never mind. Andjam 13:05, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

I dunno what you mean by wikisyntax, but all MrN wanted you to do was add it like this to the top of the list of VFD entries:
==[[Article name]]==
The trick is to copy everyone else. Blend in. Don't make a splash. Don't rock the boat. Give in to peer pressure, that's what I'm saying. All the cool kids are doing it. Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:22, May 18
Yea, thanks Led. UU has left an awesome description of the process here: [1] also. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:26, May 18

If I do get banned, it'll be more of a reflection on Uncyclopedia than on me. Andjam 00:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

I guess you are right. Just don't do it again. Oh, and you are part of Uncyclopedia, just like me and everyone else who CHOOSES to edit here. None of us are paid, and we are all here to have fun. Let's do that shall we? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:56, May 19
I'm just here for the whores and the booze. Never could quite find them though. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:57, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Are you refering to Uncyclopedia or somewhere else?--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks fo Vote

Thanks for apprciating my Whoring and for voting for my article;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure if you actually intended it, to work out like that, but I must say I was impressed with the way you took advantage of the opportunity. Rather classy actually. ;-)... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:50, May 19

A shiny new award for you

Put it wherever you fancy. It's none of my business what you get up to, I'm sure! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:12, May 19

Ta for that

I always forget Ban Patrol nowadays, must be getting senile! Thanks for covering, man. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19/05 16:56

No probs dude. I would give up on the reverting for a second or two if you want. This asshole is going nowhere. Unless you want to keep going, in which case! Hea, why not! I suspect it takes him more effort to do it than it does you to revert, which is kinda funny. ;) Now I wonder where them sleeping admins are... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:02, May 19
Oh, balls. That's the main page. Better keep reverting I guess! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:02, May 19

Thank You For Your Imput On Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Hey, MrN9000! I read your comment on my Brawl discussion page. I was really happy to see somebody write such a long comment. I can honestly say that because you wrote that, I feel a lot more inspired to work hard on it. I've only been a member here for less than two weeks, and I've already recieved an encouraging comment, so you can see why it made me so happy. I'll keep in touch, and if I need any help, I'll be sure to let you know. I probably will need some noobish questions answered in the near future, as I am not fully accustomed to Uncyc yet. Anyway, I should get started on my writing for today. Have a good one, man!

--Hylian Archer 15:26, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Hea, no problem dude. Feel free to ask any questions you need to. I hope you understood what I was saying about it being a hard page to write, but I think it's great that you are having a go. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:16, May 22

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:15, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Unidentified man in green firing turret

How'd you like it, out of curiousity?   Le Cejak <2:13, 23 May 2008>

You're too late with your whoring. I'm already editing it. I think it should be written in a slightly more serious style. Keep the same idea, not really change much in the paragraphs, but make it a bit more "serious". What do you think? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:17, May 23
example?   Le Cejak <2:28, 23 May 2008>
Better start? I think I have actually taken out some good stuff there though. Maybe I will try to work it back in. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:57, May 23
Maybe I'm wrong. Having read through a few times, it does work really well as it is. It's probably just need to be made a little more serious... Not too much. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:04, May 23
I like your version of the princess leia section better. Your changes to the introduction, however, made it mundane and kinda... meh. So anyway, good job!   Le Cejak <3:38, 23 May 2008>
I agree. Let's take this to the articles talk page... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:39, May 23

Daddy... A little hand here?

I was wondering if you'd happen to know the code snippet for making the header on my user page appear as something else than "User:Luvvy". Can that be done? Me thinks I've seen it done somewhere, but how and where and why and /me smacks herself with a baseball bat so shut up. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 17:59, 24 May

As that message at the top of the page seems to hint that MrN is otherwise engaged, allow Uncle UU to step in. {{title-left|insert your better, funnier title here}} is what I have seen used, and indeed use myself to achieve my not-lame-at-all "Undercyclopedia" pun thing. Although it doesn't seem to be working on this PC right here and now. Hmm. Can I borrow that baseball bat? I need to make some "technical adjustments" to this PC. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:24, May 24

Is it the 27th already????

That must mean MrN is back to.... uh... what is it you do again? I seem to remember you having wet dreams about terminators... Who are you???   Le Cejak <23:18, 26 May 2008>

Yea, it's a tricky one that article. I have not forgotten about it honest! I have a few new ideas which I'm kicking about too actually. I'm thinking of an UnNews about a revolt from toilets claiming that they have had enough of taking people's shit, and one about the new child database which is being brought in over here. Might do that one from the perspective of a paedophile with him saying what a great thing it is. Times have been tricky from them poor pedos, and this might be just the break they are looking for. I'm kicking through newpages right now though... Congrats on your latest feature! Managed to get it kept at Wookiepedia? Would be cool to have the same article on both sites. HeHe... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:26, May 26
Good article ideas! Don't worry about our terminator article, it's fine for now. As for my VFH, I trolled long and hard through Wookiepedia to get their version of that article featured, in all its 3 sentence glory... unfortunately, they are unidentified man in green firing turret bigots. At first it sounds too specific to be distasteful, but there are A LOT of unidentified men out there, firing their turrets.   Le Cejak <23:30, 26 May 2008>
Trolling? What's that? I meant put your feature up over there. I don't think that would be considered trolling so long as you did not make a fuss about it. Might be funny to see what their reason is when they decide to delete it anyway... A bit of cross wiki generosity? Is an Uncyc feature not even up scratch enough to be kept at Wookipedia? ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:39, May 26


Please tell me why I should. The JPS 09:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Personal preference. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:22, May 27
Well in that case no. The JPS 09:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

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