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I've been fooling around with {{tl|DYK}} again and, so far, I've been getting three images to show up on the main page. This fills up a lot of empty space the DYK section is taking up on the main page but the Wikipedia only has one image for its DYK section. Right now, I just put them into the DYK template like normal entries but they aren't showing up. Is there a template connected to DYK that could make them appear more frequently? Maybe {{tl|DidYouKnow}}? [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 11:27, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
I've been fooling around with {{tl|DYK}} again and, so far, I've been getting three images to show up on the main page. This fills up a lot of empty space the DYK section is taking up on the main page but the Wikipedia only has one image for its DYK section. Right now, I just put them into the DYK template like normal entries but they aren't showing up. Is there a template connected to DYK that could make them appear more frequently? Maybe {{tl|DidYouKnow}}? [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 11:27, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
:I've had better luck [ editing the main page] directly but there was a pretty big space in between the first image and text fact. I fixed this when I used {{tl|DKYimage}} on {{tl|DYK}} but I'm not sure how to fix this problem on the main page itself. [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 22:28, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
:I've had better luck [ editing the main page] directly but there was a pretty big space in between the first image and text fact. I fixed this when I used {{tl|DYKimage}} on {{tl|DYK}} but I'm not sure how to fix this problem on the main page itself. [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 22:28, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
== Question about DICK ==
== Question about DICK ==

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Stop posting

Welcome to my talk page. Now shut the fuck up and go write an article (or leave a new message at the bottom )


diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:55, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

BRING OVER THE CHAMPAGNE BOYS! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:28, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

I don't appreciate your attitude towards my religious situation

Make another crack at me cause I respect my cow ancestors and I'll smash your head like Gallagher smashes watermelons. That's right. I'll prop a comedy in your ass. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:50, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

I bow my head in shame and promise to avoid steaks for 48 hours. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:04, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

Could I trouble you

with deleting QI (redirect) (delete)? It seems to have slipped through the QVFD cracks—just trying to move a rewrite there. Thanks in advance. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:59 26 Aug 2010]

That'll be two thirty please. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:02, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
Do you accept counterfeit? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:10 26 Aug 2010]
I accept Zimbabwan Dollars. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:11, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
Blast you, I only have a few Ostmark left. Also, I see that the Ninjastar of David has returned as your sig. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:16 26 Aug 2010]
But of course, using the expletive template has a limited fun factor while the Jewstar has infinite options! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:20, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

Possible BUTT DRAMA!!!!

It appears that MadMax has restored BUTT POOP!!!!. For the record, I had nothing to do with its restoration. --Mn-z 12:27, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Great... leave it to MadMax to stir up festering drama. That guy is nothing but a gigantic overrated drama queen. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:20, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
I think it was a way to avoid all the red links, and he didn't direct it to the original template. Socky did. Is this really worth all the hassle? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:27, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Also Mnb, good to have you back. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:31, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
If it's going to redirect to anything other than the template, it should at least redirect to UnNews:Chrysler unrolls new line of 2009 Internet memes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:01, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Also, it would be a good idea to have BUTT POOP and BUTT POOP!!!! at least redirect to the same article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:03, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
An oversight. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:17, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Ummm... would it be causing excessive drama if I nominated Utter shit for VFD? Because, wow, unless the joke is that the title is self-referential... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:21, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Not at all. I was just thinking I might do that too. I'm sure we'll always find something else to redirect to! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:22, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
*cough* Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:45, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Like I said, we'll always find something else to redirect to! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:53, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Seriously, though, is there a reason you don't want to redirect there? It's a decent article that got a couple votes on VFH, and it is the genesis of the whole BUTT POOP joke... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:17, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Feel free to redirect it to whatever relevant as long as it doesn't redirect to a personal space or anything related to that template. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:20, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
For the record, I only redirected those pages because it would be nonsensical having Template:BUTT POOP redirect to User:Mnbvcxz/BUTT POOP, while BUTT POOP and BUTT POOP!!!! redirected to a completely unrelated page. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:11, 27 August 2010
Gone now. Pretty sure Max is on drugs. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:13, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

The spam filter is acting up again

I had to battle to archive QVFD because a couple of pages had the word "H*gger" (not saying the word because then I won't be able to post this!), then I said in the edit summary that I was getting rid of two links that had that word in them, and it blocked me because I said it in the edit summary. I know, confusing. Anyway, is there anything we can do? Obviously, we don't want him to create a bunch of pages with that title, but this is more annoying to us than the vandals.--HM (T) 01:11, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Actually that was me updating the spam filter. I can remove that for a while if anything is still out in the open, but I wonder if it isn't better to leave it in place after we cleaned house to avoid recurring incidents? Are their any other pieces out there? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:41, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, I agree with Mordildoz that it is necessary right now, but how long are you leaving stuff in the spam filter, Dillo? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:47, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Depends, with Hagg* I was thinking permanent, I don't think we need to use that exact expression. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:59, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
I could not update my homie's dragon age article because it links to an article that begins with "smurf" and ends in "ette". Also, when I went to notify Master Mordillo about it, the spam filter blocked me for again writing a word that begins with "smurf" and ends in "ette". Sad face :( --Matfen 10:21, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Ah. I'll remove that one but if you see our good ole vandal friend again, QVFD him. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:24, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
The same thing happened to Saber when he tried to archive BP. It was because a sock had our recurring troll friend's nickname. Is there any way to disable the spam filter for those two pages and if yes would it be a good idea?--HM (T) 16:51, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
There isn't a way as far as I am aware, it will just have to be a case of requesting an admin helps when archiving said pages. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 17:31, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
What that horrible guy just said, you can't put exceptions in the filter for specific page. I hope this can be a temporary measure that we can remove soon enough. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:27, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Can I get permission to remove entries that set off the filter, then? Because if I don't, the entire archive page will be impossible to edit for non-admins. --HM (T) 19:52, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Sure. Just let one of the admins know if you find such entry. Again, this is only a temporary measure. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:37, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Not me, though. It's much too technical and I won't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. /me goes back to knapping a new flint head for my axe. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 20:54, August 28, 2010 (UTC)


I was pleased to find this as the first search result on Google: "Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge!" Finally someone has understood how a satire site should be advertised. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:52, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Click this link

And Something magically will happen--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:54, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ol' Red

The article was featured but I did not received blue feature template--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:57, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Get it yourself, just use this code {{FH|Article=Ol' Red}} . --ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:07, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Help needed

Your block trigger finger might be a little overdeveloped but aside from that you seem to be the only sane person in this place. In any case, that prick Zim ulator whom you know seems to have a personal vendetta against me for God knows why, has now blocked me infinitely for, and I quote "being a dick", which I can only assume has the meaning of "questioning the infallible will of Zim ulator." Check out his stupifyingly patronising edit summary for blocking me. Can you talk to this idiot and find out what his problem is? Because at present he just seems to have a fanatical, Nurse Ratched like hatred of anyone who questions authority. Perhaps you know a decent psychiatrist he can talk to? I hate doing this. I'm a nice person. I don't pick fights but sometimes people just don't give me any other choice. With my genius I could be writing feature articles but that's not going to happen so long as war-mongering troglodytes like this guy take up all my time. --Ozymandiaz

He thinks he's a genius! heh heh heh.... 21:28, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
He thinks you're a sockpuppet, heh heh heh.... --User:Ozymandiaz
A man, a plan, a canal, Ozymandiz. Aleister 15:08 2 9
Ozy, the problem with your attitude is that you act as though you have contributed dozens of high quality articles and thousands of constructive edits and therefore allowed for leeway. You didn't really add much to this wiki other than going around looking for trouble and calling people names as part of some sort of a crusade you're running. Even if you had been a major contributor, you going around calling an admin a Nazi is unacceptable. Zim, apart from being an admin, has been putting hundreds if not more of his time to make the place what it is. So I don't think I'll be reverting any of his actions. If you want your account back, you can contact him via his mail and/or IRC and ask nicely. If he wants to unban you, that's his perogative. All the best. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:29, September 4, 2010 (UTC)



Thank you for the great belated birthday present! (Yes, August is my IRL birthday, I just hit the big 4-0.) Here, have some cake.
-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:11, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
My pleasure and happy birthday! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:30, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Problem reverting image

Hi Mordillo. I've been trying to delete certain versions of File:Baby fail.jpg for a QVFD request but no matter which one I delete/restore the image always displays the last uploaded version. Am I doing something wrong or is there a problem with Wikia? MadMax 02:19, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

It might just be a case of images lagging behind or cache or something. Give it a while, and if it still looks the same, then something is up. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:15, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

I tried it again but it's still not working. I'm not sure I want to mess around with it now that its on the main page though. MadMax 19:17, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

I looked at it and it's deleted now. It was probably a cache issue. Do you need an older version of it restored or is it good as is? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:32, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

The original author ended up uploading a new image so I guess the problem resolved itself. Its funny, I never had an issue reverting or restoring images up until now. When I try to restore a deleted image prior to 2008 the image will be unavailable or contain no content. MadMax 21:32, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

UnMeta Question

I noticed that UnMeta was in our list of projects @ Uncyclopedia:Community_Portal. Should it be removed since it is off-site and doesn't do much with this wiki (besides the occasional attempt to launch a crusade against Wikia?) --Mn-z 10:51, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Good question. I was hoping that we can restore some sort of cooperation with them, but I doubt this will happen as it is run by our friends from Oncyclopedia, mainly. I've left a message for Lars on his talk page suggesting to talk things over and he didn't respond yet. If we don't get a proper response sometimes soon we'll probably want to consider out next steps. We'll need to pick up the multi language coordination again, I'll try to catch Sid and have a chat with him. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:34, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe we should replace that page with the foreign office. (And probably also work on merging Babel:Main_Page in the foreign office too while we are at it.) To the casual, or even moderately experienced user, it looks like UnMeta is charge of running the wiki, or at least multi-lingual coordination, when it fact it is not. --Mn-z 13:17, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
OK. Give me a few days and we'll fix something along these lines if we don't get some sort of feedback from them. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:38, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

The Article Whisperer

Do you think it would be a good idea to start the competition this fall or would it be better waiting until next summer? MadMax 19:08, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Any time before November would be good really. We have the Aristocrats Ball thingy then. Don't think we need to wait until next Summer. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:36, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

I'm still having trouble finding judges. I was thinking of leaving a note here although, since its a bit off-topic, I wouldn't want to be disruptive. Do you think it would be worth making a post in the forum or would it be better to ask individual editors? MadMax 21:25, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

I think a post would probably get you more results, as we had new contributors since you started working on it, probably you'll have more candidates now. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:44, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Jewish Logic Verus Christain Logic

Jewish Logic = we shall steal what is not our own a defecate on other's belief systems

Christian Logic = salvation

you decide the true path - I know which one I have The preceding unsigned comment was added by Apostle Of Christ (talk • contribs)

"I am always open to debate and reason" - Apostle Of Christ on his userpage. Hee hee hee! It's the way they tell 'em! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:50, Sep 7
FEATURE!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Although Poe's Law may apply here, I'm reasonably sure AoC is doing some pretty feeble trolling. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:17, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
Trolling, you say???? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Oh but this is awesome, cause he's being serious. Pity the jewish logic bit doesn't make sense. —ASSHAT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:33 7 September 2010]

Little help?

So, we're doing this Pee Week competition thing, it seems. Might help, I suppose. Would you mind awfully putting something about it on the site notice on Monday, as I will be away for a long weekend with the family?

Also, while I'm about it, how was it when you caught up with the nipper - how much had he grown? How good was it to see him? How are you? Who am I? Where am I? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:58, Sep 7

No problem. I just hope I won't be overwhelmed by the amount of work I'm expecting on Monday after a 3.5 weeks holiday (!) in 35-42 degrees (!!). I think my brain is fried.
It was pretty strange meeting the youngen again, he actually grew quite a lot in those couple of weeks. I think we'll need to give him a regression treatment once we're back in Amsterdam as he was surrounded by grandparents, great grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins etc, and now he's going back to having just the two of us. He's also starting a day care in October, they grow so fast </old fart>.
You are a semi Drunk Englishmen in perpetual vertigo. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:30, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Excuse Me Please

You must have been mistaken. There is no such thing as Aquaculture International Inc. I wasn't done with this article, and I wanted it to start like any other article on a company, but later on, there are hints that Aquaculture International Inc. is much more shadier. I was trying to make a satire on huge conglomerates and the banana republics of long ago by using the fish farming business as a sort of frame. Please respond on my talk page if you can.--Marlowe Of Surrey (Talk) (Contributions) 23:01, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Happy New Year!

(For you, anyways...) Saberwolf116 11:19, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you very much! May you have a great 5771! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:24, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
L'shanah tovah tikatevu. Isn't rugelach fantastic? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:03, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:46, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

My computer is broken! Not this one, but another one. So...

...since I won't be near a functioning computer during the Top o' the Month changeover, can you update Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Aug‎ using this thingy on or near the appropriate time? If not, I can do it late. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:24, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, it needs to be updated on the 15th right? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:53, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
At the end of the 15th. I'm on nights then, so I'll be napping at that time. Later, I'll be napping at work. It's kind of my shtick. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:33, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
You must be the CEO then. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:41, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
Naw. Security. Extreme security. My hands are deadly weapons. Except for the pinkies. They suck.
Oh, and open up Uncyclopedia:VFH/Top3 from the middle of last month and update it with the new top pages. And thanks. Hopefully my computer will be working soon (I'm recovering from a backup. From April, apparently). Fingers crossed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:36, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Consume this cookie!

Newcookie Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
For being you, you beautiful you, you.
That's me! Me beautiful me! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:41, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
It is. You're no me, though. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:00, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Narration news

I moved my comment from the Narration award page to the Forum, as you asked, and the response was underwhelming null. People who care about narrations might look at the award page, and might not look at the Forum. That's the problem. Spıke Ѧ 12:50 12-Sep-10

Doesn't necessarily mean that it wasn't read. The award page should be for award related issues only really. You can maybe place it on the UN:AUDIO page as well, which needs to be revived anyway. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:03, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

UN:AUDIO is now referenced in UnNews:UnNewsAudio. Spıke Ѧ 11:20 13-Sep-10

Re:User ass template

Ok, but whats the problem with it? Especially if the user is an ass, why give a damn if I put a template on a banned user's page? He deserve's it for being an ass--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:34, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Because we're not around to call people names. If he's gone he's gone and there is no need to continue the saga by placing such templates on his page. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:04, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
If that's the case then I have to go by it, unfortuantly.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 21:55, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Unfortunately. ~Jewriken.GIF 03:49, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hail Mordillo

Your Excellency! I plunked THIS on VFH with out much fore thought. And Spike doesn't think it's ready. If no one votes in 2 days please pull the nom. Much thanks for all your kindness. Cheers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:11, Sep 15

You Helpfulness. I made a bunch of changes to the real name - subject, so let's see if it flys now. Please don't pull it yet. Much respect--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:59, Sep 15
Morning, let's let it run its course and hope democracy will not fail us as it had so many times (ie - I'll let it run for the whole duration without removing it until a definitive decision is made). ~Jewriken.GIF 07:53, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Monaco and Oasis skins and uncyclopedia's exemption


Hello, I am interested how uncyclopedia got an exemption from monaco and an exemption from the upcoming oasis skin. As an active bureaucrat and administrator I felt like you would be the person to ask. Is there any editor I can talk to, or any public discussion links that I can read?

I messaged another active bureaucrat/administrator too.

LOVE the site by the way, I am not funny enough to contribute much here, but it still makes me laugh.

I really appreciate your time. Thank you in advance. Ernieandburt 01:43, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Hya, as far as I recall Wikia (or rather our contact in Wikia, sannse, has offered an exemption of their own accord due to the fact that we mimic Wikipedia and we need a skin that resembles Wikipedia, more or less. Putting the Monaco skin on the site would invalidate the whole point of it and Wikia, by the end of the day, doesn't want that. You have other examples, such as the Hebrew Uncyclopedia (Eincyclopedia) who were exempt from Monaco. Glad you like the place! And one thing I've learned here is that EVERYONE is funny, you just need to realize that and let your madness loose. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:54, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Yo, a relief map of Nepal?


Mo' like a can of tomato soup you Fucking Honky!

Mordillo, I'm gonna chop your testicles off with a rusty knife Nigger Boi --Roman Dog Bird 05:44, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

OK, just make sure you sterilize it first. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:39, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Need page completely locked

THIS UnNews has a crazy history. Can it be locked so only admins can edit? It's been driven off UnNews by vandals, which seems kinda like the terrorists winning. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:52, Sep 18

Done, protected for a week. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:01, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
My Mom told me not to believe in magic, but you made me a believer. Thanks and all best wishes.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:11, Sep 18

William Westmoreland

Your Excellency! It is thine adoring little pest. I hold all admins to be equal over god. Okay, I won't beat around the bush. I'll get right to the point. Because otherwise it would waste unnecessary time for me to lead into this request, in spite of it's being of little importance to the glory of Uncyclopedia. And having said that, let me now say this.. I just managed to collaborate with master Sog1970 and on the above named little ditty on our favorite general. BUT, the VFH template leads people to the old 2008 failed nom. So I removed the VFH template. Can this be fixed? And now on to what I wanted to say, it, was.., shit! Can you believe that that? I totally forgot. Anyway. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:39, Sep 19

Fixed. The syntax you want to use in cases of renomniations is {{VFH|nompage=William Westmoreland (2nd nomination)}} --~Jewriken.GIF 20:03, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
Fact: Magic exists. Fact: Mordillo exists. Coincidence? I think not! Hey, thanks I forgot to mention the old 2008 nom to Aleister. - duh, I was excited. Sog's a gas.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:01, Sep 19

My sig is all better now

Thanks for that. --Black Flamingo 18:00, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:07, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

main page edit

your main page edit was unfunny, revert it--Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 16:38, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Two pieces of free advice, Poiz.
1. Drop the attitude. Speaking to admins/bureaucrats like that is not going to make a favourable impression, and could potentially end up ruining your day.
2. Sign your posts on talk pages by using four tildes (~~~~). -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 14:05, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
i did number 2--Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 16:38, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
Pfft, am I supposed to be impressed? I do number 2 every day. Usually twice. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:09, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, eventually. But that's rather the lesser of the two points. Civility is a good virtue to practice. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 17:45, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
For shame, I was about to respond "do it yourself" when Codeine got all serious! Also, Poiz, add a number 3:
3.Fix your sig.~Jewriken.GIF 20:31, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Old jokes is the best jokes. OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:09, 23 Sep

i fixed it (at least tried)--Poiz, look in my info? 00:37, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Question about TAW judges

According to PLS, judges were barred from the competition due to community consensus. Does this apply to all writing competitions or just PLS? I ask since User:Zombiebaron brought it up here and I can't seem to find the forum topic where this was decided. Do you think it would be a good idea to let judges compete as long as it wasn't in a category they were judging? MadMax 12:33, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

Just an idea...

But what if we took one judge, specifically an "established" editor, from three groups to judge the "Best Uncyclopedia-related Article"? That way, there's only one group left to fill. MadMax 13:36, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, I don't see a problem with that as long as it's someone well established. As for your previous question I couldn't find the forum but as far as I remember that was indeed the consensus was that judges judge and don't participate in any category. --~Jewriken.GIF 14:54, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

I'm asking a judge from each group and so far User:RAHB has agreed. I've also asked User:Thekillerfroggy. Since you are the oldest of everyone, would you like to judge this category? MadMax 02:03, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Also I've established a start date for September 27. I'm hoping that the last three judges will sign up before then but do you think that's too soon? MadMax 02:37, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, it sounds fine. We can put a sitenotice tomorrow. As for the judging, whatever you need me to do I'll do. Even though I not for a fact I'm not the oldest one around here :) --~Jewriken.GIF 16:57, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Eich ani omeret "Sorry I bumped in, but I really do need a cuddle..." be'ivrit?

*אני מתרפקת עליך* - -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:45, 25 Sep

Permission to hang suspiciously around your back garden with a balaclava on...

..And to move this The Deficiency Bell to The Division Bell (album). It's up for VFD, but the title is wrong?--Sycamore (Talk) 18:21, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

If only I had a back garden....if you think it's essential for the VFD results, feel free. Otherwise I'd advise waiting until the vote is over. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:46, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

RE: mister poiz

done! (also testing new sig)--Poiz, ABOUT ME look in user:poiz/sig 00:24, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

Nope, that still doesn't work, as you still put half of it in plain code and half of it in the sig template. You need to put everything under the sig template, and then when you'll place your signature, you'll still get the same effect without putting all of the code on every page. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:58, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
done--Poiz, ABOUT ME look in user:poiz/sig 14:29, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
No you haven't you didn't change anything. I've placed your code in user:poiz/sig and now it should work, just fill out the "ABOUT ME" part on that page. Redirects don't really work when you put them as your sig. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:45, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
fixed my sig.--Poiz, look in my info? 17:08, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Poiz, you're not listening. All this code - <span class="sigexpand">[[user:poiz|Poiz]],<span class="sighidden"> look in [[user:poiz/info|my info?]]</span></span> needs to be placed here. See what happens when me or anyone else signs? You get {{user:Mordillo/sig}}. With you, the whole code is presented. It's ugly and it takes lot of space. So again, take whatever you want to appear in your sig and place it here. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:30, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

when i try, i get {{SUBST:user:Poiz/sig}}--Poiz, look in my info? 17:51, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

fixed, --Poiz, look in my info? 00:40, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Skin infection

I note they have imposed the Monarcho skin onto Uncyclopedia although they promised to keep a Wikipedia type format here. Now they’re imposing something else that nobody likes The doctors of Wikia have charted the inevitable course of this infection and nothing that Wikia users say or do will alter things. Will Uncyclopedia stay or leave? Proxima Centauri 09:20, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

You are mistaken, the default skin is still the normal Uncyclopedia one, even for unlogged users. You need to actively select Monaco to use it. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:42, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

So if I choose a particular version of Monarcho for Liberapedia and other Wikis I’m stuck with Monarcho here and the version of Monobook they give for other wikis isn’t very good. Proxima Centauri 10:19, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure it works that way. I have the default skin in central Wikia and that one doesn't effect Uncyclopedia's default skin and vice versa. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:22, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Sorting it so a user doesn't see Monarcho here probably needs more computer skill than many/most Wikia users have. I've put my complaint about the skin infection here. Proxima Centauri 10:48, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

The default skin here is not Monaco, so you have to actively go and change your preferences as a logged in user, to see Monaco. I think there's probably some bizarre setting in your preferences that causes this issue. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:43, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Explaining the private joke

Hi Mordillo! The private joke in question was on a VFH a while back. Hyperbole had voted no on this UnNews article ape nommed called "Horrific rape is vicitm's own fault" or something like that. His rationale was that it wasn't exactly subtle. He said that you're never supposed to blame the victim, and this piece blames the victim. Then he stated that "That's like writing an article titled Don't Feed the Ducks!!! and the only thing on there is a picture of a guy feeding the ducks." So I wrote that article to be smarmy.

Basically, if it weren't for hyperbole's little comment there, this page wouldn't exist. Sure yeah, it's an in-joke, but it's the bottom of the page, and how many people are gonna read that far down anyway? Just sayin'.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:00, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

Understood, but the problem is that we're trying to eliminate all of the injoke templates and especially the "I APPROVE" ones (we had dozens of them in the past, almost every article had a "I APPROVE" one. So if it's OK with you to leave it off, I'd rather keep it like that. Good article btw, I always get to read them when I actually feature them and with that one I was sorry that I didn't vote for. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:29, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

On the subject of templates

I found this: Template:ICU/factual. It appears to be a sub-template of the ICU templates. However, it was not referenced on the ICU template page, and is unused. Additionally, it was created by He Who Must Not Be Named (the evil one, not the Anamanics fan to clarify). --Mn-z 01:59, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

That template is *pause for dramatic effect* no more. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:24, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

Battle of Salamis

I am confused by your placement of The Battle of Salamis article in the ICU. I have made various edits and was wondering if you found the updated version adequate. --PostMasterColonel 07:15, October 4, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I think I jumped the gun on that one. It seems fine. You might want to work on the formatting a bit (picture wise it doesn't look great with two rows of pictures) but otherwise it's good. You can always place it here for additional feedback. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:33, October 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hug time

Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug for some reason. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

Something you did gave me cheer. I won't specify what, but still, I thank you. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101004 - 13:57 (UTC)

Thanks, not something evil and nasty I hope. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:03, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
Nope, not this time. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101004 - 16:06 (UTC)
How come Mordillo gets all the ladies? Sheesh. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:22, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
It's my enormous..err...sense of humor? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:35, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
No he doesn't! He's still my hug-ban-dispenser (it's a flip of a coin, that...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:25, 4 Oct
She's right about that one. She branded me a few years back. In Finnish. Still trying to figure out if it's her name or "consume by this date". ~Jewriken.GIF 21:20, October 10, 2010 (UTC)
Err... if you look closely, that's Swedish for "nice ass"... And look who's talking, when the nickname you gifted me with is as good as Hebrew to me! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:05, 10 Oct

Broken Template

It appears that {{MonthlyAwards}} is broken, i.e. it is not closed. If you look at the mainpage, it is enveloping the "Sista projects" template below it. Additionally, it is fouling up the table on this list of templates. --Mn-z 13:50, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Another template issue

{{MTUsign}} is a template which suggests moving an article to the UnDictionary. It seems like a valid template, but it places articles in a non-existent category: Category:Move to Undictionary and its unused. I really don't know or care if we should keep it, but if we do, we should probably recreate the deleted cat. --Mn-z 14:05, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, missed those. I don't see the issue with the MonthlyAwards one. Was it fixed? With the MTU, I think it can just be created. It doesn't hurt anyone. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:46, October 10, 2010 (UTC)
The MonthlyAwards is not closed. It is enveloping the template below it. Notice how the yellow box extends to the bottom of the page, surrounding the purple sista projects. It is not much of an issue there, but on the list of template page, its causing all kind of havoc since its in another template which in turn is in a table. Here is what it causes the page to look like. The bad coding is probably an artifact from the days of the old parser when template code did not effect anything beyond the template. --Mn-z 21:06, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

To pester you some more...

Because I really like annoying admins. Really. I do. It's the highlight of my day.

But in all seriousness, I figure I might as well ask... could I, by any chance, get rollback rights? I'm not exactly the most competent around here, but I don't think I'd do that much damage, and it would be rather useful. So I figured I'd ask.

Please and whatnot?

*hides* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 02:12 (UTC)

(Oh, I could use rollbacksies, too. The .js version I have isn't working, not thanks to Dad, who I copied it from... But don't worry about it. I've pestered you for almost 3 years, and survived without it... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:45, 11 Oct )
You know the drill ladies, in 20 words or more describe how you'll misuse rollback for your own nefarious reasons. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:38, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
Would using it on myself count as nefarious? Like how with just javascript I managed to accidentally add myself to ban patrol within five minutes of turning the tab thingies on... or maybe I added my userpage to qvfd. I forget which. One of those, anyway. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 20:07 (UTC)
In a few words... I would make another massive mess of accidental edits, most often, though, it'd be used to bash IP edits back where they came from, if the edits seem nonsensical, rude or vain. But my vain-radar is even worse than my gaydar... let alone my cyberbully-dar. And that doesn't sound like it makes sense to even me. I'm probably getting a flu here. Can I haz Mamma-Dillo's chicken soup mailed to my home address? Be'vakasha? ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 04:28, 13 Oct
Hey, I'd revert the bad people, too. I might get confused sometimes and revert myself reverting vandals... but... er... that doesn't usually happen? I wish I was kidding. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 05:05 (UTC)

Why does your user/talk page think it's different?

While every other tab I have open has the big U and potato logo thing at the beginning of the URL bar, the one that says "User talk:MoarDildo" actually has a big Wikia-ish "W". O_o

Is this evidence of the Cabal? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:45, 11 Oct

Now the thing looks "normal" again. Maybe it's my browser... *kicks Flamin'foxie-thing* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:37, 11 Oct
It's something that happens to EBIL WIKIA servers every now and then. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:38, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
I just suspected it was a browser-based conspiracy to drive me mad. But ah well...
...aren't I described as evil, too? What's wrong with being evil?
...Okay, never mind that last sentence. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 04:31, 13 Oct
There's nothing wrong with being evil. Don't believe what people say to the contrary, silly things. Nothing at all. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 04:57 (UTC)
It depends on the sub-category of evil. Usually, if someone calls me evil, they mean it in the "Are you seducing me again, you minx? I can't take this anymore, my wife's beginning to get suspicious..." But that's on the back-burner, and I'm mostly a good spousal unit to a certain "Mr Luvvy"... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:30, 13 Oct

UnNews:Shit That Pisses Me Off

Sir Mor, you never cease to amaze me. Good jump on deleting that crap. You're awesome. Really! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:31, Oct 11

All part of my MASTER PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Ahem. Yes. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:36, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

My fucking user page.

My user page was massed with by the IP Long story short: I don't know how to fix it. Just take a look for your self: User:Magic man. Your an admin, can you help me??? --Tophat headless 01:48, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

I'm an idiot... Never mind. --Tophat headless 01:54, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
I'll just ignore this then and go have another cup of tea that's what MrN used to to do, god bless his little heart ~Jewriken.GIF 19:38, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Tiebreaker situation

Judging for the General knowledge category is finished but ended up a tiebreaker. I didn't see how to handle that particular situation here. Should PuppyOnTheRadio just pick from his two choices or would his #1 pick be given the prize? MadMax 05:23, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

I actually don't see a problem with ties. If we have them every year in the top 10 articles, I don't see a reason why not to allow it here. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:35, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Oh ok. I was worried there for a minute. Thanks. MadMax 20:00, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Question about DYK

I've been fooling around with {{DYK}} again and, so far, I've been getting three images to show up on the main page. This fills up a lot of empty space the DYK section is taking up on the main page but the Wikipedia only has one image for its DYK section. Right now, I just put them into the DYK template like normal entries but they aren't showing up. Is there a template connected to DYK that could make them appear more frequently? Maybe {{DidYouKnow}}? MadMax 11:27, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

I've had better luck editing the main page directly but there was a pretty big space in between the first image and text fact. I fixed this when I used {{DYKimage}} on {{DYK}} but I'm not sure how to fix this problem on the main page itself. MadMax 22:28, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

Question about DICK

I just wanted to know what you liked so much about them? I have heard from my sources that you are a fan. A big fan. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:05, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

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