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:On a more serious note, I'm also offended by Orian57's constant degrading of my [[:Category:Pregnancy Erotica|sexual <s>perversion</s> orientation]]. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 21:21, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
 
:On a more serious note, I'm also offended by Orian57's constant degrading of my [[:Category:Pregnancy Erotica|sexual <s>perversion</s> orientation]]. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 21:21, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
 
::That's because you're a monster. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 22:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
 
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Theres a picture of Muhammad about to suck cock on [[User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays]] userpage and talkpage. Will that be deleted cause its a shock image? --[[Special:Contributions/121.214.60.1|121.214.60.1]] 22:42, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

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Welcome to my talkpage. New stuff at the bottom, please.


Vacation

I will be going on vacation on Thursday and be back on the 11th. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:38, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Good to know. I'll feed your plants and water your cat. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
I will send you a postcard from Mainitoba. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 20:24, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Make sure you get one of their hill. From what I understand, it's breathtaking. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:47, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
So what what you're telling me is that they have a breathtaking postcard on "Their Hill"? Also I have to work double shift because someone called in sick... with no supper! -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:18, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Baldy "Mountain". 832m of vague uphillness. Last year a mountain climber had his rope break near the peak. He fell almost three and a half feet. They had to call Mountain Rescue to help him walk back down. It was a nailbiter. He spent over an hour in hospital recuperating from the bruise.
Why did someone call in sick with no supper? That sounds fishy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:48, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
They called at 5pm I arrived at 5:30pm. I still have no supper and it is 6pm. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:55, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Let me be the first to say, "Aw, muffin." (hint: if you carry a can of "instant breakfast" with you, you'll never go hungry. If you add a hipflask, you'll never go sober, either.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Even at work! Hmmm... that gives me an idea... -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:57, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
It got me through many a long flight. Then they took away my pilot's license. Stupid FAA. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:04, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Fish Against Acronyms. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:12, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Fucking Awful Acronyms. Actually I'm only commenting in regards to your comment on watering the cats reminded me of this picture and the method of composing known as "throwing cats and water across the room while you get a famous artist to jump in the air." I love the work of Dali. Pup t 00:52, 29/07/2009
Um. Yeah. Good luck with that. Personally, I prefer the work of Dolly...
Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawnin', stretchin', try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'
Out on the streets the traffic starts jumpin'
And folks like me on the job from nine to five
It's catchy and true. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:10, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Greetings from Winnipeg, I come in peace. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:56, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Really? I come in packages of ten. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:13, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Winnipeg's slogan: "If you don't think hell freezes over, you havn't been to Winnipeg." (Canada's highest crime rate) -- GBA2005 I Want You! 18:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
It's Winnipeg. The only thing you can do there to pass the time is burgle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:30, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

You shoulda banned watchamacallit, too.

He started it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:26, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm quite indiscriminate in my bannings. My Captain says that I'm a loose cannon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
I got a loose cannon for ya. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:51, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Perfect timing. I've been looking for a new loose cann...hey! Put that away. Freak. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:08, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Given that you closed sockpuppet of the month...

Do you also want to get rid of it on {{awardpage}}? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:46, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

That was done and undone already. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:47, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Leddy put it back on after it was taken off, so no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Gotcha. My history is obviously a little lacking. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:57, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I think at the time I wanted to preserve it for posterity. However, posterity is overrated, so feel free to get rid of it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:14, Aug 7
You know what's not overrated? Pie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes it is. Not only is it overrated, but it seems to have brainwashed everyone into thinking it tastes like something other than goat shit. Pie is devious. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:22, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Hah!

I now have an account. Too bad. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 10:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay. Now change your sig, sockpuppety person. I don't mind people trying to be like me, because I am pretty awesome, but mimicry is only amusing to a point. Copying my sig exactly, including the spelling, is creepy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:16, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Man, I hate it when people call me creepy. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 17:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Then stop being creepy. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:29, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

question for modus. the real modus, not the fake one. go away, fake modus.

could you look at the lead story of this week's unsignpost and tell me if i'm overstepping any bounds by dancing around the subject of wikia and ads? thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:44, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

"Overstepping"? "Bounds"? What crazy words are these?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:07, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

NotM

Tiki? What Tiki? Ummm, can I hand it back? Pup t 00:23, 8/08/2009

Winners of NotM have a history of disappearing (and by "a history of", I mean a couple of winners promptly disappeared). NotM is our Bermuda Triangle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:31, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, as in I won NotM last month, and started full time work 3rd August, so I have a lot less time to devote to Uncyc now so I'm likely to all but disappear? Well I can tell you that there is no reason to be concerned. User:POTR/Invisiblesig
That's what the other guys said, too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:51, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Including me. Just kidding. I just felt like butting in here, but I probably get banned for two weeks by doing so. Staircase CUNt 01:02, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Apparently we're not true users until we get banned anyway. I've just referred to a fictional admin on an edit I did not long ago so I'm just waiting now. My first ban! A badge I will wear with pride! BTW, thankies on fixing the new pseudo sig. Pup t 01:05, 8/08/2009
Just remember that every <thing> needs a </thing> and you'll avoid most formatting issues. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:09, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
<opinion> Don't worry, he's just trying to prove his intellectual superiority! </opinion> Pup t 01:17, 8/08/2009
wats intellectual mean Staircase CUNt 01:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
</font></small></big>It means that I'm pretty awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:23, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
|agre2| 100% <whisper>Just go along with him... when we get banned he might be nice enough to unban us if he thinks we actually like him</whisper>Pup t 01:34, 8/08/2009
Wait wat ban. i don't like being baned. someon ehlp me out here!!!! Staircase CUNt 01:41, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

hello

Dear Mr. Mode Operational ID,

I come here, upon lease of life, to posit a computeralory problem. My PS3 has just taken it's last wickets and has been bowled out for 500 runs (or so), so my gaming attentions have turned to the asinine, dusty PC I have in this house. I say asinine and dusty because I presume it's stats are rather comedic, and that in order to play the new Total War game, I must improve them. My mum mentioned it to me recently that I "should put a bit of money towards improving the PC", and I replied "that's a good idea, since I got a bit of money from my birthday the other week". "It's a shame you're bisexual" uttered mum, "Yes. Yes, it is" I added. However, I know no more about PC's hardware than my dog does. All I do know is that it has 256 RAM and that I bought a new graphics card for it some three years ago or so. I do know that 256 RAM is probably very poor compared to today's standards. So it enlightens on me that all I have to do is purchase more RAM, but then that's all I'd do, because of me naivety in these affairs. I know I'd probably have to equip the machine with a bit more stuff, the question is: what stuff, and what if it's £100 at the most?

I had once asked this question before to a computer expert friend of mine, a young, streetwise chap of Vietnamese descent (his father shot a Vietcong man during the war, don't you know), but I have unfortunately been unable to regain contact with him. It's been some time since we last spoke anyway. Anyway. I recall once that the last time I had asked him what stuff I should get, he rendered from a piece of a paper a rather tidy list. It must've included a new motherboard and whatever. I don't remember at all.

But I do remember you helping out OptyC in these rather turgid times, in regards to seeking a decent playing machine. I was wondering if you, Mr. Modusoperandi, would be willing to help me? I am perfectly willing to retrieve any info about this computer (if you can tell me how to) if you wish to. Overall I probably will want to spend no more than £100, is that possible or too laughable a budget to merely improve the PC's system? Beg willing for an answer, thanks again. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:47, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

A three year old PC? With no idea what's already inside it? Only a hundred wiggly L's to spend? Probably the video card (like this or this, if the slot is right and if you've got enough power to run it and if...). Of course, I'd save up for a while and start all over again with a new computer. Three years is a long time for a computer. But that's just me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:23, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
i am afraid of ghosts and to say that the computer is older still. like, a thousand years older. there are incan gods etched on the side of the hard drive. it's from 2002 or so LOL. i got a video card which allows most high-spec games from 2006 to work (but not perform too well), and only the RAM prevents new games from working spotlessly. for example, i can get medieval 2: total war to work, but only low graphics and even then it still lags time to time (and makes me reluctant to actually do the battles myself). i was aware of the option of starting all over again, but i was hopping like a frog that i might be able to get away with doing as minimal as possible renovation to my current PC. generally, i just want to be able to play RTS games, maybe only empire: total war. whu knos. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:33, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Computer specs? (eg: cpu, ram, vid-card, hdd)
The vid-card slot is what type (pci, pci express)?
How many watts is the power supply rated for?
Does the power supply have any sixpin or eightpin pci power cables?...if not, how many spare molex cables does it have? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:17, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
um... so that canadian actress marie-josée croze is pretty hot.
i hate to express how deep my computer naivety is, but believe me when i say i do not know how to retrieve the information you just asked for. i will take a stab at what i can: the video card is a ATI radeon 9250 graphics processor (i just checked the box and found AoE: the conqueror's expansion! whuh-ho!) and ram is 256. that is honestly all i can come up with. any way you could help me somehow????????/ thanks again --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:02, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
So the video card is a 9250...with 256mb ram? What's the CPU? How much ram does the system have? (Go "Start", "Control Panel", "System" and the "General" tab will show that).
A little googling shows both of the cards I linked above are about twice as fast as the 9250. I don't know how accurate the reviews are, but with the same version of 3dmark the 9250 got 5308, 9600 got 12000 and the 4830 got 11690. So, if your computer can take it (both look like they require a 6pin pci power plug), either should provide a noticeable boost.
Although you're probably screwed. It looks like the 9250 was PCI, while cards better than that are PCI-E. Hah! Loser.
The 8400 looks like the fastest PCI video card. It sucks (it's maybe 20% faster than the 9250), but at least it's cheap! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:12, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I checked the "General" tab and the CPU info is: AMD Athlon(tm) XP 2000+ (carbon dating I think) 1.66 GHz, 512 MB of RAM.
This'll be uncanny perhaps, but the 9250 was cheap when I bought it and my impetus to buy it was "wow! 9250 computer horsepowers! That'll make it TOTALLY POWERFUL". I only bought it because I knew it would make an improvement, despite it only being what, twelve quid? Cut me some slack here!
In fact, when the stage lighting man from my dad's am-dram productions fitted in the card, there was a slight worry that it actually wasn't compatible with the PC, like maybe it wasn't PCI or PCE or PC Plod or whatever you mean. But a little hammering here and there and he got it working. Fuck me sideways if I know what happened. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:06, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
The bad news is that any single change you can make won't make much of a difference. The good news is that my year-old computer is pretty fast, even with the giant monitor that I just bought. In fact, my old computer, (which sits in the corner, off and forlorn) is still faster than the boat anchor you're running. I hope that the good news helps to cheer you up a bit, dork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:17, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I've never been so insulted before in my life. I demand to see the manager of this propriety. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:44, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
It's not your fault. You didn't know. You did not know, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:35, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
My PC runs Monkey Island 5 really well though!!!!!!! --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:37, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, LucasArts, you once-shiny thing... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
you only ever make indirect references to something in relation to the subject, faker --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:37, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
I never Monkey Island'd, but I remember that LucasArts used to be pretty consistently awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:58, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Drive by: I'm Monkey Islanding at the moment actually - back to my youth with the original thanks to XBox Live. It's a wonderful thing. And you fight like a dairy farmer. Anyway, carry on. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:07, Aug 13
I was never an adventure gamer. Adventure game logic always perplexed me ("Randomly combine stuff I pick up with stuff in my location to do...something?"). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:57, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Interesting - with your way with a non-sequitur, I'd have thought you'd have been a dab hand at that. Besides, part of the humour of the Monkey Island games (and there's a lot of humour in them) is in the ridiculous items you carry around, and how you use them. "A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that be?"; "Use giant q-tip in ear of giant monkey head" etc etc etc... --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:23, Aug 13
UnLogic only amuses me when I control it. I've gone quite mad with power. Mad! In games I prefer stuff that makes sense, not makes sense after the fact. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:32, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
UU only came here to cover up for your weaknesses, modus. you have no connection with the distinct at ALL --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:57, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes, it's vaguely ironic. On a side note, did you know that Aquaman was allergic to seafood? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:13, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
i'll not care for your lack of interest in procuring sense after the fact has already been stated. this ideology seeks an idea and milks it dry. what am i to ignore such a rule --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:17, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
(de-indent) You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:23, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
how dare you solicit a response using your blank words within an indent askew --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:05, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
(de-indent) Are you running your comments through a computerized language translator a couple of times, or is the language center of my brain dying? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
/I put on my robe and wizard hat. Perhaps I can help. I believe he's saying that he's very drunk and appreciates all your help in this matter. Or that he's just sat on a pineapple. He's using a very rare dialect. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:26, 13 Aug
Since when do translators wear robes and wizard hats? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:42, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

hey

Are users allowed to vote on images that have already been featured? --Docile hippopotamus 10:53, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Yes they are. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:56, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Is it frowned upon? If so, who is frowning, and how good of a frown do they have? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:08, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
No, it's not frowned upon. That's how featured images become formerly featured images (or super-extra featured ones). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:12, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Wait, really? Is the image class determined by its score or something? I always figured Zombiebaron decided how classy a featured image is, and that's the end of it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:51, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
I think that's how it is. It uses a complexified series of mathemalogical number thingys to calcificate when it appearizes on the frontpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

okay then, OKAY THEN

if you can't at least help me make my boat anchor any the less rusty, perhaps you could help me out with videoLAMES instead?

i have neglected pc vidjagames for quite some time (obviously). the games i liked playing on the pc were pretty much: call of duty 1 and 2, sid meier's pirates!, monkey island 1 2 3 and 5, sam and max 1 and 2, grim fandango, roller coaster tycoon 1 and 2 (very depressing now), age of empires 1 and 2, empires: domtw, empire earth 2, rise of nations, combat flight simulator 3 (i have a neato joystick somewhere which i'm sure still kicks arse), rome: total war, medieval: total war 2 and one game which i am reluctant to play again, world of warcraft (which, despite my pc, worked absolutely perfectly).

i generally have an interest in any of those kind of games. my pc isn't the hotbed of new next-gen videogames, but it is the equivalent of a 1990s house compilation album. full of ripped classics that are totally awesome. some of the games had lag, but i'm relatively confident that even some modern games could work well on the pc (more tales of monkey island rather than modern warfare 2, i'm getting that shit for the ps3).

some of the genres that get my motor going the most are: rpg, sandbox, shooting, driving, simulation, rts and comedy puzzles.

i like games that have a mix of sandbox and something else. such as sandbox and driving, where i can still control a human running around and going to the toilet and whatever the fuck, inbetween comandeering a car. or perhaps sandbox and rpg where i can still do lots of other stuff unrelated to the plot, like in 1990s final fantasy.

i also like games that have a similar (but perhaps more blatantly professional) set up as sid meier's pirates!

anyway, i'm not even sure if you like videogames, you only have two computers more suited for videogames than me just piss me off. any help that you can spare? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:26, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Today's Tip: One of the coolest, most addictive and immense videogames ever created by man is Mount&Blade. Very highly recommended by yours truly for every PC gamer. (And it doesnt require a top end system, its pretty modest graphics-wise) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:45 August 15 '09
mmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm, my sphinx friend, you are onto a winner. even looking at the screenshots just adds this game to my list. there's not much info for me though, just a description and images. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:14, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
If you like RTS games (Age of Empires, Rise of Nations) you should look into Sid Meier's Civilization series. It's not technically an RTS given that it's turn-based, but it's far more polished (and has more of a point than) Pirates! and Civilization IV is considered to be one of the most definitive strategy games on the PC. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:25, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
good point. i had heard of other sid meier games but i only got the pirate ones because i like firing cannons, walking off planks, raping villages and that in my spare time. i've heard of civilisation more than the rest of his games, i'll give it a shot, thanks. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
If you like driving, as in driving simulators, Live for Speed (not Need for Speed) kicked ass, back when I played it. And I do play games, just not very mand or very often or, um, very well. I'm very slowly playing Fallout III: The Search for Spock, and I recently gave up on Overlord II: The Wrath of Khan after getting stuck on that damn bit after the Spider Queen. And the only reason I have a good computer (and an old computer that's still reasonably quick) is because I've got a pretty good job. Also, I take kickbacks. And graft. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
unlicensed driving games usually scare me (namco's ridge racer was totally sexy though, but i prefer gran turismo), but i'll get the demo at least. i've completed fallout 3 (none of your dlc packs though, since sony wasn't invited to the party) several times and i'm still not finished with it. i want to make a character who only has 10/10 skill in luck and nothing else, so i can have some guybrush threepwood effect. i've heard of overlord, but wasn't really interested much. i don't have a job, unless you count waiting for christmas and birthdays. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered getting a job, you lazy bum? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
yes, i intend to peruse music talents :3 --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
The Fallout DLC packs are coming to PSN pretty soon, and a Game of the Year edition with the game and all packs is coming out around mid-October. If you like Fallout and you haven't already done so, check out The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion GotY edition. It's made by the same guys that did Fallout 3 and it's down to about $20 in some places. It's also enormous, I played it for over a week without even touching the main quest. Just so ya know and all whatnot. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
i had forgotten that the dlc packs were coming to psn anyway. i can only remember that it has something to do with the 'event', which sounds dandy. there aren't enough depressing nuclear war videogames. i played oblivion actually, though not enough (it's a shame i neglect these kind of games, since i have a totally wicked name for female characters and everything), stopping just as the first bit with the king. i eventually only ever spoke about it with friends, and i was often dismayed by the fact that you can't slash&run on the horse, or simply run enemies over because that'd totally be how i'd play the game. if it's as big as you say it is, then i'll definitely give it another try. i know my cousin would lend me the ps3 version of his, but my ps3's broken atm. rather wait for it to be fixed instead of getting pc version of things. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
I played Oblivion for about ten hours...then never touched it again. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:40, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Man, you both suck. I don't wanna play with you no more. In other news, in terms of fighting on horseback and running things over, I would recommend Bladestorm: The Hundred Year's War. It's kinda like an RTS in that you control different types of squads to capture enemy strongholds, but instead of controlling them from heaven you're actually down on the field getting your hands dirty, ordering your squad to do exactly what you do, and taking control of squads fighting beside you on the fly (or summoning ones you've bought). There are also loads of class types - I haven't even seen them all yet - including sword on horse, spear on horse, lance on horse, and even Mongols with bows on horse, in addition to multiple classes of sword and spear and knife and shortbow and longbow and bow and elephant and some weird shield thingy with spikes on it and rapier and other stuff. There's also a demo for it on the Playstation Store, so you can try before you buy. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:51, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Small world. I did the soundtrack for a porn movie called Lance on horse. And by "did the soundtrack", I mean "had sex with it". It was pretty hot. Hot enough that my man-on-tape scene made the last Men gone...ick! dvd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:00, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
sounds like a good game, but it falls back to what i was looking for: a game for the pc, because my ps3 is knackered. and i don't want to play world of warcraft ever again. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:06, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered trying World of Warcraft? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:16, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, well then, it appears I've gone as far as I can help you. You should try that one thing that Modus suggested. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:28, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Crawhus

World of MOcraft, the single player MMO, coming soon! (Available for Colecovision, Vectrex and Atari 5200)

maybe when i'm dead. i've ordered civilisation iv: complete from amazon though. thanks for the suggestion. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:40, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Civ IV is awesome. I played that and most of the other Civs to death. If you're ordering it from Amazon, you can save four bucks if you also order World of Warcraft. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:47, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
What's World of Warcraft? Pup t 01:01, 16/08/2009
i already have world of warcraft somewhere in this maze of a mansion. and "four bucks", or should i say three shillings and halfpenny. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:03, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Woof! Woof! Woof! Pup t 01:15, 16/08/2009
I just felt like butting in. /sticks butt in Also, I didn't read a single message. What are you talking about? Staircase CUNt 01:30, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Nachlader is gonna get World of Warcraft. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:46, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Damn. People say I have no life. At least I don't play those kind of games, much less video games in general. I just waste my time on Uncyclopedia and outside playing sports. Staircase CUNt 01:50, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Um, Uncyclopedia is just a text-based MMO. Also, "outside"? "Playing sports"? You kidder you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:54, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
It's called "Golf". Staircase CUNt 01:58, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
(de-indent) No. "Outside" means "the living room is window open", and "playing sports" is "playing Colecovision Baseball" (with the admittedly awesome controllers). If you're going to lie, at least try to keep it realistic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:09, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Fine. Staircase CUNt
I always thought that "playing sports" was a euphemism for masturbation. I'm so glad you're here Modus to show me how it's done! Pup t 07:04, 16/08/2009
OMG, a Colecovision reference! Have I ever told you I love you Modus? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:56, 20 Aug
Yes. Yes you do. All the time. It's getting to be a little bit creepy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:18, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Distraction of some kind!


Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:20, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

-- GBA2005 I Want You! 16:52, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

your talk page

it is blue. That is all. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:23, Sep 5

Why are you posting in the middle of my talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:50, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Censorship Needed!

On Forum:Another day, another call from the White House. It appears someone mentioned a person who Wikia doesn't want us to mention. --Mn-z 02:45, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I completely disagree. Someone simply said a random name and linked it to Google's search results for that name. There isn't any context of who that is nor why I said it. It is in no way as slanderous as me saying, "There's a guy named Michael Jordan." See? Nothing for anyone to complain about. Nothing illegal. Not even any context. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:51, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
That being said, I don't think our wiki overlords at Wikia wants us to mention that person. --Mn-z 02:52, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
And I don't think I want to mention Hitler, but I did. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:53, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
And so? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:54, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Wikia was legal threated by the White House and he have been avoiding her name in the entire forum post. --Mn-z 02:57, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
I think I speak for all of us when I say UN:N applies. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:00, Aug 17
The reason they were threatened with legal recourse was because it was supposedly slanderous. Just saying the name definitely isn't. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:03, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Rumpelstiltskin? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:08, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
I went ahead and informed a staff on IRC. It appears he wasn't on. They would have found about it anyway in a few hours at most, as its almost definitely on Sannse's watchlist. Anyway, I personally really don't care, but I don't want Wikia to get sued. Well, at least until uncyclopedia transfers to another wiki hosting service. Dex, please don't take it personally. --Mn-z 03:18, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
American law edited to remove potentially slanderous content Pup t 08:39, 17/08/2009
I took it personally, Mnbvcxz. Now my balls hurt. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, it appears Wikia didn't do anything about it. So either they're ok with it, or Sannse didn't bother watching that page. --Mn-z 05:16, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

You beat me to God by seconds!

I didn't know the right way to fix the God connection to the voting. We asked several people to fix it yesterday, and nobody had done it. So I was being a bold n00b and was putting this there:

  • CORRECTION to above: Voting is HERE

But when I tried to edit it, it said somebody had just edited it. Then I saw it was you and you fixed it right! Thanks! Miley Spears 16:19, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Also I'm sorry you're dead. But I guess that gives you a direct connection to God, right? Miley Spears 16:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I would take credit for the fix, but I'm too humble. Also, someone else came up with the fix. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:20, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

O hai

I am ban evading to ask you to consider reducing my block to negative one hour, plus one hour for ban evading. You are a gentleman and a scholar. 67.15.221.2 04:27, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

18 hours 12 seconds is a bit excessive for a joke ban. --Mn-z 04:43, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
But he said that he didn't care about Oscar Wilde! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:22, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Okay, say three "Hail Wildes" and I'll unban you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:22, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.
Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.
Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.

Prayers said on behalf of Hyperbole, who is not longer with us. --Mn-z 05:30, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not going to leave a message hear cause Modus might screw me over with a 'joke' ban again. Staircase CUNt 05:40, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
I would, too. I'm a real bastard. Ooo! I hate me sooo much! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:31, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
On a related note, I discovered that you unblocked Hyperbole before I said the three "Hail Wildes". Therefore, you caused me to 3 Hail Wildes for no purpose. --Mn-z 17:08, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Clearly, Modus would make a good nun. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:15, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
I would. Except for chastity. And poverty. And obedience. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Maybe you could be a lecherous priest then? --Mn-z 20:35, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Naw. That's the wrong kind of lechery. Lecherous pastor, maybe. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:43, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
This is Uncyclopedia. Everything here has no purpose. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

On the subject of intercession

It appears somebody banned User:Miley Spears for a day for using sockpuppetry to appeal a "joke ban" of "till judgement day". Can you please apply my 3 "Hail Wildes" to her if at all possible? --Mn-z 00:58, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

No. Because a day is not infinity. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
But, according to Zeno's paradox, it will take an infinite number of moments for a fast moving object to overtake a slower one. Since we observe fast objects overtaking slower ones (in time intervals on the order of seconds or less), we must conclude that an infinite number of moments passes within seconds. Since infinity is equal to an infinite number of moments, we must conclude that infinity has passed between the banning and the current time. Therefore, since the ban length is less than infinity, she is unbanned and this response is a moot point. --Mn-z 05:18, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
Get a job, philosopher! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:48, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
When did you observe the slower moving object overtake the faster one? Was this under the influence of cheap Greek Wine while sitting out in the hot sun? Pup t 06:58, 23/08/2009
/me gets broom Shoo, philosophers, shoo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:00, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

He's doing it wrong

Ban please --CharitwoTalk 22:19, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:30, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

PLS

Are you de facto running the PLS? Just out of curiosity. You know I love you, but I was kind of hoping that...uh... --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:36, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh. The last one was six months ago, and the one last year at this time started in July...so I figured that it'd been forgotten. I've got the judging and entry pages ready, and I asked Sannse about the possibility of prizes. If you want it, I'm not going to fight you over it. Instead, I'd kill you in your sleep. Then I'll pretend to be you. Y'know, but cool. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:42, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Well it's up to you really. I do have some interest in running it again and if Wikia doesn't fork out the moneys then I'll be glad to. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:55, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Since your online right now

Can you move NEW YORK TO BAN SHRINK RAYS back to UnNews:Trig mourns grandmommy's loss where it belongs. Some page-move vandal moved it, and I think we need an admin to delete UnNews:Trig mourns grandmommy's loss to make way for the move. --Mn-z 04:09, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Done. TKF banned the guy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

On The Subject of the Above...

...front page needs to be changed. You know how I am about that. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:20, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it needed to be changed. Seven hours ago! It can wait until tomorrow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:26, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
But...but...but...obsessive-compulsiveness...arghhmmmmpppghh. Yeah, you're probably right. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:28, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Could we get by with unprotecting that? There is actually alot of stuff on the mainpage that is only semi-protected. --Mn-z 04:37, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
No. You can't be trusted. Even admins can't be trusted. They're all jerks, every last one of them! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Actually, looking at the mainpage, someone could foul it up fairly easily with what is already only semi-protected. --Mn-z 04:52, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Thank you for the inspiration. Staircase CUNt 04:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Hush, you! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
People have in the past, but it doesn't happen a lot and it always gets quickly reverted. Mostly we just figure that anyone dumb enough to bother vandalizing a wiki probably doesn't spend too much time figuring out how to edit the main page templates. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:13, Aug 24
So if you make changing the featured article a complicated process, you could unprotect it then, right? --Mn-z 05:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
No, because vandals don't typically feature the wrong page for their vandalism, they usually just blank and/or replace with shock pics or cyberbullying. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:24, Aug 24
Can someone change the front page, please? Seriously, I'm slowing dying over here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Right, except most don't realize that they can, thus leaving us mostly protected. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:35, Aug 24

Third Subheader

Because. Staircase CUNt 04:32, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Kudos. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

In All Seriousness...

...can we make it so anyone (or at least me) can change the front page (provided rules/protocols etc. are followed), because, like, seriously, the fact that isn't always changed on time is quite obnoxious. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:12, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

No. We do it just to bother you, and get great pleasure from your embothereding. Why would we do something that takes away a measure of our joy? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:26, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Fag. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:27, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
I always suspected that was the reason. --Mn-z 05:29, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, not really, though I would very much like it if you changed the front page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:30, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
If we changed it right now, the featured article wouldn't really get a full day of featuring, so it's not really fair to the next page in the queue. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:37, Aug 24
Well, the one up for featuring next is my article, and I'm sure we're all aware of my position on the issue up to this point. Quite frankly, I'd rather my article only featured for 18 hours or whatever it'll be by this point than have the current article be featured for another day and muck up the whole "daily featured article" thing in the process. So yeah. In summation: change the fucking front page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
You're not the boss of us! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:14, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, maybe I should be (but seriously, change the front page). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I get it now. Liverpool. Liverpudlian. Pool. Puddle. That's witty. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Has anybody noticed

The front page hasn't been changed? Pup t 07:50, 24/08/2009

Nope. You're the first. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

The Front Page Has Been Changed!

Someone actually did their fucking job! And it wasn't you! Woah! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

hey modus

I don't know if you realized this yet, but the front page hasn't been changed. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:42, Aug 24

The what's done what now? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Can somebody tell me whats going on? I see two post contradicting each other. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 17:46, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Guildy informed Modus that an admin forgot to change the front page. Modus replied that since it was 7 hours after the feature change time, if he changed the frontpage now, the next feature wouldn't get a full day. Guildy said he didn't care, and demanded that the front page be changed. Modus said he didn't care, so he left it as it is. And eventually, MrN9000 got around to changing the front page. --Mn-z 18:08, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
It was actually only four hours. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Apparently you aren't on metric time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Just Thought I'd Say This

Sorry about the other day--in retrospect, I was kind of a dick. However, you must admit that your decided not changing of the front page didn't exactly help things get along, ya know? Now, I'd like to think that I'm a good little user: I take people's Pee advice, I leave reasons for my votes, I even let IPs edit my articles from time to time. Hell, I even received the unofficial Best Friend of the Month award. All in all, I'd like to think that I'm a fairly nice guy. However, there are two things: 1) please don't be a/an jackass/asshole, to me, or to anyone else, and 2) if you've the power to do so, change the front page on time. So long as those two things are done/happen, I'm a happy camper. So yeah.

Furthermore, I'm sure you're well aware this isn't the first time we've metaphorically butted heads. I'm sorry about this, too. When I'm being serious and the person I'm being serious to/about is not being serious, it's incredibly frustrating to me--probably the closet thing I have to having a temper. So yeah. Sorry about that.

In summation: I'm sawwy. Please don't hate me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Take a deep breath. Relax. Remember that none of us are here because we're motivated or competent. We're here because it's raining outside and/or the cops are after us. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
K. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:05, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
On a related note, the front page needs to be changed. You can change it--at your own pace ;-) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
I could, but won't. The thing is, where I am right now (most emphatically not work) the interweb is dead slow. Each page takes an average of forever to load. It's a pain to use it for things that I like, much less things that need to be done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
Fair enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:05, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
I see your slow interweb (most emphatically not at work) and raise you a completing a PEE review about an article on iPhones on your mobile phone while on the landline phone complaining to the IT department (most emphatically not at work) for three hours about the fact that you haven't had the right access to do your job properly for three weeks. The review worked out well though. Pup t 09:51, 25/08/2009
Your IT sucks. When I call...on my spacephone!...they pop right over. Perhaps you, like me, should work in the future in a job that's also in the future? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
If you work in the future, then why's your interweb so slow, huh? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:58, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
It's a dystopia. IT is the only thing that works correctly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:39, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
I didn't think you had a job. I always assumed you lived off doing secret product placements on uncyclopedia. --Mn-z 06:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
I have too much integrity for such nonsense. When integrity is around, I soak it up like ShamWow!® Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:03, 27 August 2009 (UTC)



Shamwow3

Holy shit! Look at MoWow!® soak that integrity the fuck up!

On a totally unrelated note, I heard that ZORBEEZ IS BETTER THAN SHAMWOW DUE TO ITS X27 TECHNOLOGY! AND UNLIKE SPONGES THAT SMELL, ZORBEEZ IS ODOR-FREE! Just sayin'. --Mn-z 17:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Zorbeez isn't "odor-free". Zorbeez smells like fail! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Mnbvcxz speaks the truth! At my job someone was using a shamwow for cleaning, and it absorbed some foul odor stunk up an entire room. Now we use zorbeez. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:33, Aug 27
Lies! You don't have a job. Hippie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I have excellent taste. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

a true thank you

dearest modus,

i just wanted to thank you for all of the work that you've done for this site. why you would want to add 'organize the PLS' to that already impressive load, nobody knows. people like you that put in all of the real effort that never gets recognized in any way, and yet you keep coming up with things to say that make me giggle. so...really...thank you. that is all. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:54, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Others do more important stuff than me. Those people that go hunt for stuff to put on QVFD? Those people running around adding categories to pages and pics? Those people doing the single hardest thing on Uncyclopedia, Pee Reviews? Those people are doing stuff. Big stuff. Plus, I plan on seriously messing PLS up. I've already picked out the winners, for instance. Congratulations. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
While we're on the topic... the PEE queue (PQ) is getting a little larger then it has been recently. As you're both accomplished writers and have used and completed PEEs in the past, it might be helpful if you would pick one up each. (Not a criticism, just a suggestion.) Pup t 02:57, 31/08/2009
I do Pee Reviews so rarely because they're incredibly hard (helping someone to be more funny on a subject I know nothing about? Madness!), and I have to be in the right state of mind to accomplish one. Plus, I'm lazy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:01, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

RE:Judging

I'd more than happily judge something, but I'd also like to enter a few categories, so I'm conflicted. I don't want to go back to this topic again, but I really think that judges should be allowed to enter categories they're not judging in, because otherwise you'll end up with a contest with either 15 judges and 4 entrants or no contest at all due to lack of judges. Seeing as judging takes place after the writers submit their entries, and there can be no accusations of self-nepotism so long as people don't enter the category they're already judging, I really don't see why this isn't a viable option. If anything, we should at least put it up to vote, or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:29, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

And then history will repeat itself: this seems to be discussed every PLS - most of the time a narrow vote comes down against the idea of judges participating. One or two iterations ago, the vote came down in favour, and when the contest kicked off, there was more drama as returning users got all pissy about it. Again. I think it was decided to leave the situation as it is in perpetuity, as it's pretty much just a repeating pattern anyway. The consensus opinion seems to be that it's difficult, shading towards impossible, given judges entering, to stop people at least feeling as if there may have been a conflict of interests somewhere, leading to drama and accusations and a lack of nicety. (Imagine you have to judge an article written by someone who is judging one of yours, for instance: are you going to be completely objective? Are they? Will other people believe you both have? Do you have nachos?) --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:43, Sep 1
Gotcha. I wasn't around for the PLS to which you allude, and I wasn't contributing to the forums durring the one PLS I have been here for, so if I'm being exasperating bringing up issues that have already been addressed, sorry. Just a thought is all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:55, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
Oh no no no - just explaining what's happened. You can't be expected to know what happened before you joined, fair's fair. Now, where's Modus with a nice non-sequitur? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:38, Sep 1
I had non sequiturs and wup ass, but I'm all out of non sequiturs. I'm out of wup ass, too. My cupboards are bare! Woe! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
To UU: I see. To Modus: I see. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:47, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

You sir

Would you like to give me a hand with the pic request I left on RadX corner for this? Feel free to deny me and also claim that you were never my father. Ever. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:30, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

You're in luck. I can get to it tomorrow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:21, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
I'm forever in your debt. Would you like my sister's phone number? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:38, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
The big girl with low self-esteem? Sign me up! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:51, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Willing to judge others!

If you still need judges, sign me up! ShuaDaddy 00:31, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your prompt reply. Pick a spot here. Also, it's best to keep responses on the same talkpage as they started.Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:34, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
“Judge not, lest ye be judged.”
~ Ronald Reagan on judging


--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:50, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Why was a Poo Lit Surprise Nominated Article Huffed?

I think I know why. Someone huffed User:Guildensternenstein/Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races probably because it was moved to Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races or Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition or something like that. The problem is, on Uncyclopedia:Poo_Lit_Surprise it's listed by the now red link. Could you fix this, pretty please? (And no, I had nothing to do with the article, and don't even play D & D. And I posted this message on the huffer's page, but he hasn't been here for a few days, so whichever one of you gets there first wins). Thanks! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:21, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

No. There is nothing that we can do. The past is history, and is inviolate. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:28, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Excuse my n00bnesss, but here's an idea. Someone who was not User:Guildensternenstein huffed the link because it was a double-redirect. So someone who's not User:Guildensternenstein can go there and make it a simple redirect. Or someone could tell User:Guildensternenstein about it which I'm going to do now. :P Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:47, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Did you even read the thing that I wrote? There is nothing that we can do. Nothing! (Also, I've already fixed the Poo Lit page). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:09, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Nothing? If you weren't an admin I'd think you were lying. Of course I know admins can't lie. (Really that's cool. The only prob is some user pages link to the dead link, but I told them about it too. Sorry I can't help trying to fix things!) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:42, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
If it really gets your panties in a bunch, go here and change all the old links to the new one. That's what I would do if I wasn't so terribly lazy (and had an interweb connection that didn't take for-damn-ever to load a page). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:15, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
What are you doing looking at my panties? The other links were all user pages and I told all the users. Thanks! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:44, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Question

Is French_XVII_Disciples_Oval_Table some sort of in-joke, or it just the normal jibber-jabbery? --Mn-z 05:33, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

Can't it be both? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:31, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
To rephrase it, does anyone care about it? It looks like sagacruft. --Mn-z 06:58, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
Since I've never read it before I can honestly say that no one important cares about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:05, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

UGotM silliness

It appears that MrN9001 (nom of own bot, which I assume is a self-nom), Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (self nom), Bad Shroom (self nom), Roman Dog Bird (self nom), and Miley Spears (banned more than 1 day in the previous month, maybe, she was banned for 1 day, 10 hours, 12 minutes) may have been nominated invalidly. --Mn-z 04:38, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

And so? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:01, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Do you suppose that some admin might be willing to strike the invalid nominations? --Mn-z 05:15, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
I dunno. It's possible. I only care about that page if someone tries to use it for grudges. Y'know...drama. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:09, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
But what if it leads to double voting or such nonsense? --Mn-z 06:18, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
It's UGotM. It's a magnet for nonsense. That's why it's there. It attracts the nonsense to a central point, preventing it from nonsensing other, more imporant, pages. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:28, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Sort of like super secret girlie pages control porn, right? --Mn-z 07:08, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Naw, that's just porn on the internet. Porn. On the internet. A novel concept, I know. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:16, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Do you know how hard it is hehehe to keep a page a super secret when everybody just keeps on going Oh, lookie here for porn. Pup t 23:52, 5/09/2009

Most Retarded, Gay, and Just Plain Stupid Joke Ever

Jimbo Wales:Hey, why is Wikipedia called "The Free Encyclopedia"?

You:Why?

Jimbo Wales:Because nobody wants it!

If that was the worst joke you ever heard, put {{For}}-Almost Sir Random Crap

*shrug* I've heard worse. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:41, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
Then prepare for a fucked-up mind: A chicken crosses a road. Oscar Wilde fucks it, huffs a kitten, then gets ghey with George Clooney and your mom.-Almost Sir Random Crap
not even close... I've read ones that made me toss my mouse out of the balcony Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 22:55 September 6 '09
I've read some that have made me toss myself off the balcony. Staircase CUNt 23:02, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
So anyway, a wizard did it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:18, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
that's one, for a start :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 23:21 September 6 '09
.....then teh wizard farts a kitten named Cajek lolololol.-Almost Sir Random Crap
...my apologies for dexter, i was wrong about yours, man :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 00:07 September 7 '09
Like I said, I've read some that have made me toss myself off a balcony. Doesn't anyone have any questions or concerns regarding this matter? Staircase CUNt 21:22, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Are you

Stewart Francis? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:58, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

No. Thank god. I've never found him particularly funny. Stand-up consisting of entirely standalone one-liners gets tired pretty fast. That probably explains why I'm not a big fan of stand-up. Also, I'm a jerk. I'm always telling them that they're awesome and they should tell me a story and that they suck and should get off the stage. I'm a confusing heckler. I'm like Two-Face, but my coin landed on both sides simultaneously and broke the universe. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:25, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
I only made the comparison since you are readily capable of transplanting a different route of comedy in each response of a conversation without having to rely on someone else to make a joke first. It reminded me of another Canadian comic who has an innate one-liner ability. I saw him first on Mock the Week, a comedy show that tries to capture a stand-up atmosphere in a panel show (sometimes it works really well, but doesn't feel as natural as the kind of comedy you get from other shows). Francis did make make everyone laugh and I was in stitches most of the time ("My girlfriend thinks I'm faithful... My wife on the other hand..."), but it did make me wonder if doing one-liners in endless succession in the time period of a stand-up gig actually worked. I saw Al Murray on the TV doing a story about proving God's existence, the invention of flight, the bickering of brothers and a stereotype of Americans as black people and I remember thinking... Now that's a stand-up routine. Francis would probably get very awkward after a while. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:06, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
If there's one route of comedy I take, it's a different one. No map, and it's upside down and for another genre entirely.
I can also pretty much guarantee that a bunch of his responses were from his act. That's how I do it, to. Prewriting spontaneous conversation, I mean. Most of this I just finished yesterday, so it's still a bit rough.
Al Murray was at the Montreal Comedy Festival (and on the tv show from it, after). He wasn't bad. He made fun of France! I like how he's committed to the character [segue] like another comedian whose committed to staying in character/s/, Zach Galifianakis. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:13, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
He always comes in with a pint and calls himself the pub landlord, with an aim to replicate pub humour. It gives him scope to use random humour anyway. I don't see much stand-up myself, but I know I like comedians who take more "natural" strides towards humour, just like how I prefer articles on Uncyclopedia that are trying to be subtle, rather than gun every sentence with a raunchy, open punchline. Michael McIntyre seems to annoy most people I know (and I can see very well why), but I think he's one of the very few comedians who can just tell a story and he'll have numerous vantage points to extract humour from, without making the audience wait until the story gets to the point. Delivery is important too. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:32, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
It helps if your British. Then you've got an cool accent. Accents are half of comedy. The other half is squashing watermelons with sledgehammers. Oddly, the Brits have never combined the two. They'd be unstoppable then.
I don't know much about comedy, but I know what I like. Comedy, mostly. (That said, most of what passes for comedy is awful. Why the hell is 2 1/2 Men still on?). Also, I just woke up, and I'm pretty sure that I'm not making any sense. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:53, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
If you can do the patois that comes with accents then that's gold. There's a comedian who was better known in the 80s called Alexei Sayle, and in one of the episodes of The Young Ones where he does a cockney accent he says "But as it is, know what I mean, so I cant help you really. Still I got a few minutes, so I might as well indulge in a bit of Cockney patois, know what I mean? Cor blimey, knock it on the 'ead, do what, as it 'appens. Terrific, 'ere, didn't you kill my bruvver? No it must have been me, sorry," and he goes on and on in a length of tirade. Alt comedy is great. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:47, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
Alexei Sayle is awesome (or was, rather, as I haven't seen him at all in at least fifteen years). He's had a bunch of series, too, of which I've only seen Stuff, which was amusing. Before that, he was always accusing me of killing his brother. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:01, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah he made a bunch of shows in the 1990s that didn't quite kick off after one series. The 90s killed everything in the 80s. Anyway, I also like comedy shows that contrast from the style in The Young Ones. In the latter show, most of the actors were comedians themselves, guaranteeing a lot of physical humour, but in the long-running (by UK standards) and excellent comedy known as Red Dwarf, there were fewer comedians and more actors, eliciting more space age drama to go along with the superb script. I'd say it's also like Scrubs, but I have to go make a sandwich every time I mention that show. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:54, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Scrubs bugged me. If it wasn't for the adorable Sarah Chalke, I couldn't watch it. Even with her on it, I still don't. I only watch shows about abattoirs. In a pinch, I'm willing to watch something about sausage factories, or even one on a chicken processing plant if it's Sunday morning and nothing else is on, but slaughterhouses are where it's at, comedy-wise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:34, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Abattoirs appear amiss and lost to comedy, although there was that Python sketch where a callous architect draws up plans for a human slaughterhouse instead of a block of flats as requested by a town council. Meanwhile, this is my primary source of distraction at the moment. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:05, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Abattoir humour isn't funny funny. And too bad about Mr. Bean's Holiday being, um, bad. I laughed once, I think. I'd rather watch chicken get "industrially separated" (which is oddly fascinating in an oddly fascinating way) than watch that movie again. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:31, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
I didn't see Mr. Bean's Holiday, but I was there in time to see the disappointed crowds which made for a smashing visualisation. I prefer the early Mr. Bean stuff where the sketches are mostly solitary (giving the lack of dialogue space to breathe) and I can watch it on YouTube since most of it is physical humour. I wouldn't want to see a chicken (unless it's Zach Braff) getting "industrially separated" because I'm vegetarian. And not only would it kill the chicken, it'd really hurt my feelings. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:46, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Remember when he got a turkey stuck on his head? It's like they put me on the small screen. Good times. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
I didn't see the Christmas special last year, I must do so this time around, I haven't seen it in quite a while. I'm sick of seeing Father Ted's special every year anyway. It's like Channel 4 has nothing else to put on on Christmas Eve. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:43, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, darn that Father Ted (/me says, pretending to know what that is, in more than the vague sense that it's by the same guy behind the IT Crowd). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:52, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, Graham Linehan! Master writer of three exelling comedies, Father Ted, Black Books and IT Crowd. If you've seen any of the Simon Pegg films of late you will recognise the actors in Black Books (Pegg himself is in one of the episodes! What an actor!) including Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey. Bonus fact about Linehan, he's married to the sister of Peter Serafinowicz, who is not only a comedian himself, but the voice actor of Darth Maul of the Star Trek films!! --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:40, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
"Darth Maul of the Star Trek films". You don't deserve to be a nerd. Hand in your badge and inhaler at the front desk on your way out. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:50, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
It's fine. I've got to get to SPORTS practice at the school field anyway. Have fun categorising your Peter Parker issues by way of number of vowels used or whatever. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:18, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

You must have mistaken me for some other user. I'm against voting. Voting only leads to carnal activities. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hello Modus

No reason for leaving this message other than that I haven't spoken to you for ages so I decided to say hello. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:58, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Hello. I would've talked to you first, but I get all tongue tied around desperately handsome people. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Suppose I won't be getting a blowjob then? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Not here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:56, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Oh well, was worth a try. Better go and see if Olipro's awake yet, in that case. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:06, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Watch out for his tooth. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:25, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
It's led to him being responsible for more circumscisions than a mohel who works for free. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:38, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
I got circumcised. A bunch of times. Eventually they had to stop. They were just making it mad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:41, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Mine grew back, partially. I call it a twoskin, and since it makes me technically half-Jewish I wear a triangle on a chain round my neck. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:44, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered joining Jesus? If you half convert to Christianity you can wear a minus sign, instead. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
You could combine the two. As I remember, a point-down triangle with a horizontal line through it is a symbol for Satan. Spooky. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:10, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
No. The two combined is Messianic Judaism. Their symbol is Jesus making you feel guilty about making such a fuss over his birthday. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:29, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Question

Do any of the admins watch Category:Articles that need instant checking? Checking the link, it appears it is in its own little walled garden with Template:Needadmin. I originally asked MrN9000, but he hasn't edited in a few days. --Mn-z 20:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

We have categories? Why wasn't I told of this?! /me storms off Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:28, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
On a more serious note, is that abandoned as far as you know? Well not so much abandoned, as probably never used in the first place, but its the same idea. --Mn-z 05:40, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
The main problem with categories is that if you have them on your watchlist, whenever anybody adds that cat to a page, it doesn't bump the cat up on your watchlist. I assume it's abandoned. This is because I'm quite myopic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:57, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Blast from the past

I was looking at the nomination pages of Past Winners and came across a vote-comment you made here. Whoa. That was amazing. I guess it had to have happened; you couldn't have just popped on here and nailed everything instantly, but WOW. You got depth, man. Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:11, Sep 13

It's Hardwick. If his writing doesn't inspire you, your comedy soul is as empty as it is dead. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:08, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
one day i saw a man who wasn't inspired by hardwick's writing. i'll never forget that day. mostly because it was the day the bank repossessed my farm, but that uninspired guy was pretty disturbing, too. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:51, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
That man grew up to be Adolf Hitler. At the time, he was also Adolf Hitler, but smaller. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:31, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Turkey Ball Day

So, Modus, when are we having the PLS? Because we need to run the evil little sister sometimes as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:08, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

That one forum decided on October 5th. Then CW immediately after. Then Turkey Ball Day. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:10, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
God damn it we're going to have a busy autumn. I'm feeling tired already. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:12, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
*cough* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:27, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Rosh Hashanah

Honourary Jewish greetings.

Rabbis have silly bongs. I'm just sayin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:58, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Two Things

First off, for PLS, for the Best Image category, do the images have to be chops? Sorry if I should know that already, but I'm just curious.

Secondly, why does TKF have to be mean all the time? I don't understand.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:25, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Based on how well an article's images contribute to the humor of the article. May be of an alternate namespace (images and article must be created by the user). (emphasis mine), from PLS
Did you try nibbling on TKF's earlobes? That always mellows out the insufferable prick. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:19, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I read that, and I thought the phrase you emphasized was slightly ambiguous, so I thought I'd ask to be sure. Secondly, I have not tried nibbling his earlobes, I'm just trying to figure out why he called me "haughty and pretentious" on a VFH page for no real reason. Right now I'm going with he's just a dickweed and has no friends, though there may be some other reason I'm not aware of yet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:04, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered the possibility that you're both ten years old, and he likes you? Next, he's gonna put gum in your hair. Then you'll push him down on the playground. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:59, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
That never occurred to me, no. I think I'll stick to the dickweed theory until evidence suggests otherwise. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:25, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
One day you'll have to face the fact that I'm right. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:36, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Oh Modus

Thou art genius, or something. Staircase CUNt 02:50, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I do have my lucid moments. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:02, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Cookie

Newcookie EMC has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For a successful collaborative threadjacking. I couldn't have done it without you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:51, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

That's like a billion cookies, or something. Staircase CUNt 02:52, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Even numbers scare me. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:54, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
What do you mean by 'number'? Staircase CUNt 02:55, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
I'm in the fetal position right now, thank you very much. And don't get any ideas. I've cemented my asshole shut. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:56, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
If I did that I'd die of lack of anal satisfaction. I follow through even when I'm camping (those flashlights are a doozy) Staircase CUNt 02:59, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
No problem. It pales beside this threadjacking though. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:02, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
It was at that moment that I realized the forums are not for serious fucking business. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 14:27, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Some lessons are hard lessons to learn. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:33, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Semantic satiation

Did you read the Wikipedia article? That explained the joke :(--Occono 02:11, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Uh. Huh. Yeah. Am I just a crank? Yes, but I'm so much more than that. Would you like me to bring it back, so that you can make it better, so that I don't do what I did before, again? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:42, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, you just didn't think it was good enough? Fair enough then. I thought you deleted it on sight, and didn't get the idea. Never mind.--Occono 17:15, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
I did get it, but we've already got repetitive pages that repeat like that. And this. And this. The problem with one-note pages is that they've only got one note. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

.

Could you give TKF some sort of adminly talking-to, please? Three of his last five edits/actions here have been to insult me without provocation and then ban me for retorting to said insults. I’ve left several messages on his talk page regarding this (I admit they’re a little on the not-nice side, but still), and he has yet to respond. (He still has time, however, to sniff out a random contribution of mine and ban me for it.) I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve had more than my fair share of not-so-shining moments here (the comment that got me banned being one of them), and I’ve even been less than polite to you one more than one occasion, but even at my worst I don’t think I’ve ever been outright malicious, which is what he’s being towards me now. I know you know about the ban situation (being the guy that unblocked me, and all), and I know you blocked TKF already, and I know you probably know about the other stuff as well, but I feel that he’d listen if you gave him a talking to. It’s certainly a better option than me leaving a message, him decidedly not responding, me getting angry at his lack of response, and then him banning me, ya know?

I’d rather not have this progress any further, but at the same time I’d also like things to be resolved, and I’d definitely like to view a forum without being called mediocre or pretentious or an idiot for no valid reason. I can understand if you choose not to intervene further and potentially cause more drama, so don't feel obligated or anything. If you do play the role of peacemaker on my behalf, however, I thank you. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:20, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I'll figure something out. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Well, the avoidy thing could work, fair enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:15, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Also, thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
You two can sort it out, we three can sort it out, you two can avoid each other or I can have both of you killed. Famine would've skip straight to the last bit. I start at the second to last, since the first isn't working and the second would require thought on my part (although I'm willing to attempt it if both parties are willing). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:47, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

On a related note

I don't like TKF, either. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:59, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I don't like any of you. Luckily, I'm a solipsist, so when I close my eyes you disappear. Damn you, fevered imagination! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:02, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Interestingly, I actually do disappear when you close your eyes. But TKF continues to hand out passive-aggressive blocks to users who contribute far more to the wiki than he does. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:28, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Probably because he's such a nice guy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:18, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
And his sig is too long and he engages in sig whoring. --Mn-z 04:56, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
And his penmanship is illegible. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:12, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

On another related note

I don't like him, either. He stole my bike and he smells funny, too. Necropaxx (T) {~} 04:20, Sep 23

Worst Reflections

Yeah, I understand what you mean, and why both of those could obviously be problematic. To be fair, though, TKF asked specifically about having both those things make the list. I was having a bit of smartassy fun, is all. I'm gonna remove them both, however, and then that will hopefully be the end of things. Thanks for being patient. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:14, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Well, okay then. Good. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:23, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

On a Totally Unrelated Note

I laughed out loud at the current "front page". —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:14, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

It is pretty awesome, isn't it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:23, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
If by "pretty awesome" you mean "no longer on the front page," then yes, yes it is. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:53, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
If by "no longer on the front page" you mean "still there, as yesterday's featured article", then I still find myself in agreement with you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:24, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
I did mean that. In another eighteen hours, we'll be fighting. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:14, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
Will we be kung fu fighting? Will our cats be fast as lightning? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:41, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
And it'll be a little bit fright'ning, but they'll have expert timing. Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:47, Sep 23
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo dooo.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 07:25 23 September 2009
Short answer: yes. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 11:52, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
Cool. The 70's never died, man. They're just resting. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:00, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Erm, Modus?

What happened to the feature situation? There hasn't been one in like three days.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:36 22 September 2009

I don't know. Nobody tells me nuffin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:41, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
It's because we didn't have sufficient +10 articles at the time the feature should/could/might have been changed. We should have a new feature for tomorrow though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:17, 22 September 2009
Well coincidentally Marble Madness has 12, so yeah. was just checking.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:01 22 September 2009
I had marble madness. Luckily, there's a drug for it now. Still, I miss the hallucinations. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:30, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

A unique offer for you, Modus.

I'm going to give you, yes, you this once in a life-time opportunity to buy a free iPod. All it costs is money and referring friends to do that same. What do you say? --C:\syndrome\_ 21:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

What's an iPod? Is that the thing I don't need because I only listen to music in my car, and my entire CD collection burned to MP3 fits on less than ten CDs which, in turn, fail to fill my CD changer? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:28, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
I think it's some sort of novelty cheese grater. So yes. --C:\syndrome\_ 23:53, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Then I continue to not need it, as I avoid the novelty cheeses. Too much novelty gives me gas. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:25, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

RAPE

This what you do when someone archives their talk page, right? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:22, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Me? No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
No, I mean, I think you're supposed to yell "Rape" to decrease the chance that, when someone actually is raped, anyone will respond. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:33, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
Wouldn't "Free cake!" work better? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:58, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
You mean, that's what I should yell if I'm about to be raped on my next sojourn to Connecticut? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:14, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know. I've never been to Connecticut, much less sojourned there. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:22, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
Speaking of rapes and sojourns, who wants to hear this old gizzard's tale of almost being raped by Dexter's cock?-Almost Sir Random Crap

District 9 (human)

Appears to have a wip tag that expired 10 days ago. Also, it appears that the guy who created it is no longer active. He also created 2 huge comment templates and 2 categories for his articles. Anyway, is that article going to be deleted or not? If it is deleted, there is a good bit of "supporting" material that probably should also be deleted. --Mn-z 05:36, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

He was gonna be right on it, man, but then school came along and he was, like, "woah!". I mean, it hit him like a tonne of bricks, man. A friggin' tonne! So, dude, he told me to totally not delete it. He'll finish it once he wraps his head around polynomials. Nomials were bad enough, but polynoms are, like, a bunch of those. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:32, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Regarding UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy

Do you have anything else squirreled away in userspace? --Mn-z 05:46, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Yes, I do. Gimme some time. Gimme! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:11, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

VFH removal

Hey boss. You removed an article from VFH queue that I popped up there. Given the initial response it was likely to continue to tank anyway, but I was just curious, as I thought we protected them for the first 3 days. Pup t 22:58, 29/09/2009

3 days grace unless it hits -3. Which it did. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:13, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

hey

For Rogue States should Iran be quasi-theocracy/semi-theocracy instead of pseudo-theocracy? --Docile hippopotamus 06:41, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

How about pseudo-democratic quasi-theocracy? I don't know what words mean. I just use the ones that sound funny while flowing together in a pleasing rhythm. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:31, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
Sure. Thanks. --Docile hippopotamus 10:53, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

PLS queries

so the PLS starts the 5th now? are we all set on judges? would you care to render some sort of official quote for the unsignpost as this year's poo-master? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:06, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

The what is on the when? This is the first I've heard about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
a nice man on the street told me you were organizing it. he also tried to show me what he had under his trench coat but i was in such a hurry to get here that i told him i'd stop back by on the way home. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:00, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
The sordid details are here. I can mark you down as an emergency judge if you'd like (and if you wouldn't I can mark you down as two emergency judges).
And you want a quote:
"This Poo Lit will be the Greatest PLS ever. Anyone who says otherwise is as much of a liar as they are dumb, and they are plenty dumb. Ergo, they are also plenty liar. That made more sense in my head."
Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
well, i judged last go-around, and as most of the site's accomplished writers are already judging, i'm looking forward to expecting a clean sweep, and also the subsequent crushing disappointment associated with losing in every category. anyway, thanks for the quote, which will be mangled and mis-attributed as usual. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:06, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
I've already picked the winners. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
i see. well, it seems i've gone and purchased this rather large pheasant as a bribe to no avail after all. well, since i don't need it, i'll just go ahead and leave it right here on your talk page...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:23, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
*munch munch munch* I'll see what I can do. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:03, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

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There you go. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:38, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Project Doggystyle with the Devil Revisited

I've just came back from a series of important events in my usually unimportant, uneventful life. But at last, the Lord has finally shown his grace by not coughing up his goddamn hairballs every four hours. Now that I'm ready to complete the project, please unhuff the articles.

Sincerely,
markchung

Okay. Which articles? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
I'm assuming District 9 (human) and related. --Mn-z 04:32, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Sure. Those. I undeleted two. If there were more, I have no knowledge of them. I'm like The Absentminded Professor, except without the doctorate. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
I also believe that Category:MNU Approved and Category:MNU Banned should be unhuffed. --Mn-z 05:41, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Done. Keep in mind, markchung, that it needs to be more betterer, or it'll go away again. If you need lots of time, you can move it under your userpage. Also, don't forget to sign talkpages with four tildes (~~~~). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:46, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Why?

I would like to inquire why you would huff the category People being hunted by ninja assault kittens Insight11 16:13, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Because no people are hunted by ninja assault kittens, I assume. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:17, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Modus, why do people do bad things? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:30, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Because people are bad. Bad people! Off the furniture! Bad! Bad! Maybe that was pets. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:03, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Because Adam ate the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. --Mn-z 04:49, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
No. It's because, not knowing good & evil (that is to say, the positive or negative consequences of actions) in the first place, they disobeyed God (by eating the fruit that would give them the knowledge that they shouldn't eat the fruit). The bad wasn't the eating, it was the disobedience (from two people made perfect by a perfect God who also made the devil that rebelled). If I could condense the Bible into one word (particularly the OT and especially the Pentauch), it would be "Obey". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:58, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
Isn't that what I said? --Mn-z 05:37, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
If I could condense this talk page into one word, it would be "Hamburgers." Not that there's anything about hamburgers on this page, but I'm kinda hungry and they're on my mind. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:55, Oct 3
I just finished a Whopper. I'm just sayin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:21, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Trouble

Look, I've run out of ideas for Synesthesia, and this is an article that can be featured, surely. But I need help. Hey, I even included John Stamos for you.-Almost Sir Random Crap

I'll take a look at it when I'm in a better mood. *Grumble* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Relax

First, I think I'm pretty relaxed. Compulsive maybe, but probably relaxed. Second, WFP is important, at least to the status of Uncyclopedia. Third, I get aggravated when established and "valuable" editors and users of Uncyclopedia violate what is arguably its most important rule, leading me to wonder why I didn't leave before the average user became considered effectively worthless due to the high volume of new unfunny users. But I otherwise consider myself pretty dispassionate.
Thanks for writing anyways. Care to comment? I invite you wholeheartedly, Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 01:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you do realize that you're getting mad on the internet? That's like crying over rainwater lost down a gutter, or falling in love with a telephone pole. It looks silly and it never goes anywhere. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:10, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
But seriously folks, speaking of looking silly and never going anywhere, Syndrome's here! But seriously folks, I'm here all week. But seriously folks, try the steak. (Drummer plays Modusoperandi out) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:07, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Things on VFP either work or they don't, and there's nuffin' you can do about it. If you have to explain the joke, you've already lost. Have you considered going Goth? That's what I did. Consider you going Goth, I mean. Don't. You look terrible in velvet. I, on the other hand, look Gothtastic, and magnificently, depressingly so. It's too bad that the only vampires around these days are vegetarian abstinence vampires. This century sucks. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:12, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Don't do it when you want to go to it.

Seeing as how this'll be my first experience judging PLS, could you point me in the general direction of some judging guidelines? Is there a standard procedure I'm supposed to follow? Also, your talkpage seems a little blue. Cheer up Modus' talkpage, everything's gonna be okay. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:24, 8 Oct

ficksed FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:34 October 8 '09
Ummm.... didn't I fix it right before you fixed it in a slightly different way? How do we keep overwriting each other? What the fuck is going on? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:38, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
No kidding? FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:40 October 8 '09
I'm against standardizing how people judge, as comedy won't fit in a box, man.
Have you done Pee Reviews? Judging like that seems to work for most. I, being a simple man, use a simpler system. I read each one (doing my best to not know who wrote it...going so far as to tape off the top part of the monitor), then go get drunk or punch a cop downtown or something. When I recover I read them again, and rate them from one to ten. If at the end I'm stuck with tied pages, I read them again and again, until the tie resolves itself in my head (like foxy boxing but with fat people and words).
And my talkpage isn't blue. It's grumpy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:38, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Anyplace in particular where I'd put my completely ignorant and arbitrary decisions? Or do we just all shout them out on the count of three? Also, your talkpage should stop being so grumpy. At least it's not a ginger. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:46, 8 Oct
When the time for judging is here, I'll put the link to the right place on your talkpage.
And I'm grumpy because I forgot to put a page of mine on Pee Review so that I could VFH it in time for the anniversary of the thing that the page was about. Double-grumpy because the exact same thing happened this time last year. *Grumble* Plus I have a sore shoulder and can't even complain about it out loud since I'm pretty sure that it's because, rather than fighting Nazis or something equally cool, I slept on my arm. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:00, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Slept on your arm because you were exhausted from fighting Nazis, right? Just arbitrarily feature your article on the appropriate day. It's not like anybody reads Uncyclopedia anyways. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:11, 8 Oct
I does FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:13 October 8 '09
Naw. I already featured me. Any chicanery from there would be a step down. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:16, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
chicanery? wuzzat? FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:18 October 8 '09

Warn him

Listen, I do not know if you are an admin or not, but please warn or ban Killer 3.14. He keeps screwing and fucking up the forums, he hasn't made one article, he's already been banned 3 times, and he only cares about his retarded game. Finally, he acts like a 10-year old with ADHD. It's your choice, just please make him do something productive to our amount of 25,000 articles.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:32, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Question:

Are you planning on writing any articles for PLS? I know you're "running" it and all, but the rules don't limit you on that one (I don't think so, anyway...). I'll take you on in best alt. namespace. Bring it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 07:10, Oct 9

No. That would be wrong. Besides, I just bought a new mirror and can't stop gazing at my reflection in it. Full length mirror. I'm really quite breathtaking. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:58, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Can has I me PLS entry proofreading?

being funny foreigner who speaking English for his 3rd language, and verbally retarded, so you can makes exception —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 10:54 October 9 '09

I would say no. The idea is that you do it on your own. Having other people do stuff for your page is the opposite of that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
<begging>Oh, please. Writing humor in a language that is not your first is hard enough, believe me (and I'm not joking) please, don't make it harder for me, I just want somebody to correct the spelling grammar and mistakes</begging> you can make the proofreading thing an exception for foreigners —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 13:26 October 9 '09
(Use Word's spellcheck/grammar thingy or get a friend or parent to check it. That's what I would do if I didn't know english so goodly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:04, October 9, 2009 (UTC))
I'm actually mostly on my mobile phone (no Word spealtshek) My parents' English is not by any means better than mine (they're foreigners too, remember?) and I only have 2 friends whose English is better than mine, and both of them are currently out of country. Dude, it's a total disaster, I must have my article spellchecked —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 14:30 October 9 '09
I hate to sound like a jerk but...And so? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:48, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
forget it. i was just kidding all along :) —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 15:15 October 9 '09
You think playing with my heart is a joke? *Sniff* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:27, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Do you have access to a computer somewhere? Most typing programs have some sort of spell check. Even the firefox browser has spellcheck. --Mn-z 15:04, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
My Vista is down, and I'm waiting for a windows 7, and until then im not installing any other OS —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 15:15 October 9 '09

We haz invalidz.

For PLS, Hydronium Ion has submitted an article for Best Alt. Namespace that was both created before PLS started, and plagiarized. What should the next course of action be? Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 22:21, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Taken care of. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:31, Oct 9
What Leddy said. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:26, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
What about this entry having been created before the competition and having been pee reviewed? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:29, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Um. That. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:38, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
That one article? With the words that were previously written somewhere else? I think That Balloon fellow did something wrong with that thing there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:53, 10 Oct
I told him what to do on his talk page. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:00, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
What's he supposed to do on his talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:11, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Fix that thing he did and then erase that other thing that wasn't supposed to be there or something. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:20, 10 Oct
With his cock? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:23, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
If by cock you mean penis, then no. Don't be ridiculous, this is a wiki. I'm sure he'll just use voodoo. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:28, 10 Oct

Nice Block

You can haz cookie. ~Joey~ {Talk to meh} 06:38, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Give yourself a cookie too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:40, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Whoops. Sorry

I sincerely apologize for entering the article that I created prior to PLS. I didn't read the rules properly. It won't happen again. --BlueSpiritGuy 14:29, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

We do original stuff here. Remember that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:49, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Wrong thing to say, Modus. This is the guy who wrote an original article, but he did so before PLS. Plus he had it Pee Reviewed. The other guy c/p an article. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:53, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Wups. I was just coming back to change my comment to, simply, "Noob", too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:10, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Oh so I'm also not allowed to have it Pee Reviewed? Mmmm, think I'll have to start reading rules and stuff thoroughly. Anyway, sorry. And yes, I deserve to be called n00b.--BlueSpiritGuy 15:27, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, we were all noobs once. Except for Modus. He was always here, just waiting for Uncyclopedia to arrive. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:30, 10 Oct

And the verdict is.. Guildy

Wow, the only contender for the best article category is Guildy. Dude, something is seriously wrong. I kid you not.. And it's not the only category with one entry.. Something is wrong, I tell you FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:28 October 10 '09

Someone else is bound to enter the category. If need be, I will. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:29, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
If you would like to panic, go right ahead. I, on the other hand, am planning on running the worst Poo Lit ever. It'll be my Waterloo, but with Napoleon instead of ABBA. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:11, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Whats a "napoleon"? FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:22 October 10 '09
It's a kind of brandy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:26, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
I thought it was a special type of condoms FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:07 October 10 '09

Yo, I'll enter. When's the deadline again? February? —Syndrome (PenisPenisPenisPenisPenis) 20:46, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

No, the Xth of Farch FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:07 October 10 '09

I might hurl up a literary fur ball for this. No promises. Congrats on O'Reilly Sir, I was slightly confused when it first went up then it grew on me.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:55, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

And just to be clear on the issue

I delete any shock picture I encounter, as I did lately with Islam related articles, I try to keep a minimal respect for all defiled dead people in general and not just dead Jews. That picture had no place being here ~Jewriken.GIF 18:17, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

0_0 that's very nice of you, thanks FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:07 October 11 '09
I have been noticing some double standards regarding the Jews. For example, User:Roman Dog Bird was requested to remove a swastika from his sig, but no-one had a problem with him using the words "nigger" and "faggot". And, UnNews talk:Dictators hail Jewish peace plan was called "a piece of political slander" when attacks 10 worse against the USA and Bush (and everybody else) are permitted.
As for the dead people images, it seems we don't have many, the only ones I found were this crudely drawn lynching and Saddam Hussein right before being executed, so I wouldn't say that deletion was bad per say. --Mn-z 19:59, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
Gosh, it's almost like Mordillo's jewish or something. If Orian or Fag had a problem with the use of the word faggot, or if a black uncyclopedian took offense to the word nigger, by all means they can deal with that, but those are words. The differentiation here seems to be between words and pictures. Words are one thing; pictures are another. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:14, Oct 11
But Leddy, a picture is a merely one thousand words. I did the math. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:15, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
What if I were to crop together two images? Wouldn't the resulting picture be worth 2000 words? Clearly, each pixel must be worth a given number of words. If we assume the 1000 word picture is the default size of an MS Paint bitmap, ie. 640x384, then each 245.76 pixels equals one word. So, a large 1024x768 image would be worth 3,200 words, while a 100x100 animated gif is worth 40.7 words per frame. --Mn-z 21:31, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
also, mnbz, the use of swastikas is federally outlawed in germany and some other countries. swastikas were used by the nazi reich and are now used by neonazis, and that gives the swastika a political dimension. on the other hand the words nigger and faggot are being used inside black and gay communities to refer to each others and are only considered taboos if used by outsiders.. yes, the three subjects are equally demeaning and disrespectful, but only the swastika has the "political charge" FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:22 October 11 '09
The fact the "nigger" and "faggot" are used by black people and homosexuals respectively does not make them any less racist. The swastika was used in non-political contexts, up on it the 1930's and 1940's, and has more non-racist usage than the word "nigger" which was always derogatory, if less so in the past. --Mn-z 21:11, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
Also, my issue isn't with the pic per say, its with the scared cows and double standards. --Mn-z 21:17, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
yes, i totally agree with you. i've been called a sandnigger on several occations, and it hurts.. double standards suck of course, but that's how it is FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:27 October 11 '09
Scared what now? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

This section of my talkpage isn't funny at all. You people suck. (and by "you people" I mean "you people". And by the second "you people" I mean "Uncyclopedians") Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:15, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

On a more serious note, I'm also offended by Orian57's constant degrading of my sexual perversion orientation. --Mn-z 21:21, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
That's because you're a monster. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Theres a picture of Muhammad about to suck cock on User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays userpage and talkpage. Will that be deleted cause its a shock image? --121.214.60.1 22:42, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

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