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Welcome to my talkpage. New stuff at the bottom, please.

No Feature in Queue

This is no article in the feature queue for tomorrow, and I believe we switched to a feature a day. For future reference, who/where should I contact for that sort of stuff. --Mnbvcxz 18:06, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

IRC is the best. All the cool admins hang out there. It's a sausage party. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:12, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Mmm. Sausage. Mmmm. Sausage. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:50, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
I'd do more stuff like that, but hypothetically speaking, if I was at work it would take more than the minute or so every once in a while that could devote to Uncyclopedia, and I wouldn't be able to correct any mistakes I made until I had another minute free. If I was at work, that is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:53, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Mmmmmm. Sausage. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:55, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Bore da

Welsh lady Alright, boyo?
You voted for an article about me.
This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza
from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep up the good work. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:12, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Yet Another Award

Shellac You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH
which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra
which is only slightly scratched.

Rabbi Techno

I still have cassettes somewhere. I have nothing to play them on. It's a riddle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:05, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

UnNews Article

I created an News article about your article's high vote total here UnNews:Article gets +21 votes on VFH mainly to whore VFH. --Mnbvcxz 02:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

ps, this isn't whoring, I'm merely mentioning it here as a courtesy because it mentions you. --Mnbvcxz 02:44, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
I don't consider it whoring if it's about me and/or any of the many great things that I do (like discover the Moon. I did so do that!) Also, thanks for the mention, but by writing that story you've just jinx'd VFH unto the seventh generation! Oh, woe he who is you! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:50, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
I had some suggestions that the article should be in unsigpost. It is a little in-jokey for unNews, but it might inspire people to vote on VFH, so I'm divided over where it should go. --Mnbvcxz 04:05, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
It's a bit long for Unsignpost. Vanity in UnNews is alright...as long as it's about me! Moo ha-ha! Get him, my minions!
...Minions? Hello?
Oh, great. This is just great! Who left the gate open? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
I could always trim it down, and I thought is wasn't vanity as long as you were writing about someone else. Its not so much about the article as it is a thinly veiled attempt to keep the momentum up on VFH. --Mnbvcxz 05:19, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
I don't have any problem with it staying as UnNews.
I take "vanity" as anything about individual users, or that mentions same. Of course, I'm a pinko, and value only the collective. I pretty much have to be a commie, on account of the mustache. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:44, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Modus is the worst is far more about a specific user than the news article. --Mnbvcxz 05:57, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Um. That. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:29, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Jeezspliff.gif

Though I wish I could claim otherwise (and thus enjoy the adulation garnered by doing so), I have to admit to finding it. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:25, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Pity. Worse, you're replying on my talkpage instead of yours so this will look quite confusing once I've forgotten what we were talking about. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:32, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
I tend to do that so anyone who happens to be so bored as to be reading this page can follow the conversation, and also on the talkpage of whoever has messaged me so they know I've replied without having to come here. I'm nice like that. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:00, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Ha ha! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:00, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Now I've got deja vu. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:07, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Regarding the top 2008

I was about to ask you if you want me to do the actual featuring after the vote, do it yourself or do a joint venture. Last year I tried to do it on the spot of the new day (0000 GMT) so we don't queue them up thereby keeping an element of "surprise". What do you think? Also, if I tell you again that you don't write enough, will you whip out another masterpiece on the spot?! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:41, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I'll enter December's Top on the 16th, then leave it to you. That way I won't ruin my surprise, even though I'll already know what won. And, no, I won't "whip out another masterpiece on the spot". I'm not your puppet, man! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:58, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Damn you to hell! You used to love me! Happened to us Modus? You never call anymore! Oh, and sorry for barging on that forum btw, didn't mean to. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:13, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
I find that it's helpful to read the rest of the forum before commenting. But that's just me. I'm nutty that way. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:16, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Grumble grumble. Just say "I forgive you". ~Jewriken.GIF 23:19, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
I forgive you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:11, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
On different but related buisness, is there any kind of award for articles that aren't in the running for the top 10 of 08 but were still mind blowingly fantastic. I'm talking about this specifically. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:50 9 January 2009
Yes. There's the Orian57 thinks it's mind-blowingly fantastic award. The ceremonies are in March. Wear a tie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:03, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Awsome I'll make a template! (but seriously, do you mean no? cos that article deserves much more that just a feature, it's definitly the best thing on the site) SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:16 9 January 2009
Leave a comment on its talkpage about how awesome it is. That's the best award of all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:12, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Sweet smoking...

Judeaslims

JESUS would like you to visit, and provide something as an offering to his success. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:43, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

But how can I possibly beat that picture? HOW?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Okay, I've got one idea. C'mon Google image search! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:48, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
I was just hiding on your talk page, and here I thought I would find something marijuana-related and good because of the header. You suck. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:51, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Dude. Drugs are bad. Bad. Now, if you'll excuse us, Prettiestpretty and I are about to watch Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. When they get there, we'll call White Castle and talk to them. It'll be soo cool. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:57, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Dude.... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:11, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Drugs are bad like Yakov Smirnov is a Communist. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:58, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Dude, I almost got satellite TV, but then I realized that there's no way I could see the screen way up there. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:26, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Ya got anything to eat around here, dude? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:43, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
Nachos! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:15, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
There you go. I really hope that Jesus fellow has a sense of humour. Otherwise I'm screwed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:35, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Feature Change Late

The feature change is late, again. I tried yelling for an admin in chat first, but that didn't work. --Mnbvcxz 07:38, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Um. Yeah. The thing is...I was due for sleep, like, an hour ago. I maked a picture with boobie! I does! Sleep now. I'm a terrible admin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:10, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

So

I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.

  1. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  2. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  3. I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.
  4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
It's still a wee bit tall, plus you forgot to close a tag, or you did some other programmy thing that I don't understand (I just nod my head when you're talking about it so that you think I'm all smart 'n' shit). I know this because the number reset. That means that you broke it. Yes. You. I'm not payin' for it. I'm not goin' back to jail, man! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:54, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
I think you mean wide. Tall is the up and downy dimension not the right and lefty dimension. Tatty Biaz! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:33 17 January 2009

Could you...

Look at this and see if I got it kinda right? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:59, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

You've got a little Canadian in you, right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:01, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
Second cousin to Miss Canada, 1964. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:29, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
PP, do you have any Cuban in you? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:56, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

You're quite shitty.

You should like leave and never come back. That would improve this lame site. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mr.Sillyman (talk • contribs)

I hardly think that my absence would improve Uncyclopedia. Whether or not I'm here, it's the worst. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:39, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Add to Modus is the worst? He's right, though, you are quite shitty. I think you should take Random New User's advice and like leave. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:37, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Email

Did you get the email I've send you? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:20, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Yes. It went into the "junk mail" section. Am I supposed to read it? Are you by any chance a Nigerian whose trying to get money out of his country? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:01, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
No, I'm Jewish, it's much worse. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:16, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
That explains why you write everything backwards. I just thought you were crazy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:13, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey Modus

It appears you're the only active admin on Uncyclopedia for the moment. And the feature is late. Could you fix that please? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:59, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Done. Mostly. Partly. Sort of. For tomorrow. Hopefully. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:19, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Um, could you make it so it's featured on 18 January? Else there's no feature for that day. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:21, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Is is more or less fair for one page to get two days and another one, or for one page to get 1 1/2 days and another 1/2 day? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:24, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
I see your point, but we're back to featuring one article every day. If you want to wait a few more hours to put it on 18 January so the article gets some of the feature time it deserves, that's fine by me. But waiting too long to feature another article may make Uncyclopedia come over as sloppy. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:35, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
I'd rather give one page too much time than screw a page with not enough. Also...
Current time: 2:06am, 29 August 2014 UTC
Time until switchover: 22 hours (refresh)
We are now on every-other-day featuring... some blank slots are to be expected.
(fm Uncyclopedia:VFH/queue). Are you calling that page a liar? If we're on a feature a day, nobody told that page. Nobody! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:44, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
I'm not saying that page is liar, but Skullthumper added that message some time ago. (He's been missing for quite some time now.) And no admin seems to have thought about removing that message after Mordillo said we'd go back to every-day-featuring. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:52, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Still, I'm sticking with that thing that I did that one time. In this particular instance, nobody gets screwed by doing it my way. I did it myyyyy waaaay. Also, the moon hit my eye. It was like a big pizza pie. Then I was in love. But it wasn't a emotionless North American love. Instead, it was all passionate and Italian. Damn "amore". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:16, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Okay then. Have it your way. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:35, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

I need a hand with my page

Hi, im a noob so i dunno who im supposed to go to to ask this, but on my page Navy FIELD theres some person doing bullcrap edits and just screwing it up, like earlier today, he added some crap about super mario, and its a page about battleships, so I wanted to know if theres a way i can make it a bit safer. Thenooblord 16:39, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

You can always revert bad edits (put a suitable comment in the "Summary" box). Try to talk it out on the page's talkpage (or the user's talkpage, if it's not an IP). If it continues, tell an admin (like me), and I can raise the protection level of the page to prevent IPs from editing it (but that's a last resort, as this is supposed to be a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:43, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

tv shows

Punk'd and 2 1/2 Men are good shows. --Docile hippopotamus 03:31, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:40, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
From that, I can only conclude that you have terrible taste (with the singular exception of you voting for things things that I was involved with, and the also singular exception of the 2.5 Men episode with Paget Brewster, who almost made the show not complete crap. Almost). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:55, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:57, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

I had to look that up. I want my two minutes back! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:13, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
yeah my taste is terrible. Terribly good! --Docile hippopotamus 21:39, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
yeah your expressions are terrible.

What, were you expecting something witty? Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:44, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

No. I was not, however, expecting the already low bar to be lowered. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:04, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
I've lowered the low bar? Can I get a ninjastar for that? --Docile hippopotamus 01:56, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:02, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Meany. --Docile hippopotamus 04:32, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Double Voting @ Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month

Some people are double, or even triple voting on that award, and it doesn't look like anyone is in the process of fixing that. I would have said something on the article's discussion page, but Hyperbole has already mentioned it on the award page. But to be fair, some of the double votes are against votes on Benson. --Mnbvcxz 07:12, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Outrage! This town needs a sheriff. Luckily, I'm a wearin' mah spurs, I reckon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:56, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for cleaning that up. --Mnbvcxz 16:11, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
There ain't no none good darn tootin' in this here town. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:29, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Ownership Issues

On a related note, some people have been complaining about Joe9320 "stealing" their material on the wiki. Now, "King Joseph" as he calls himself, isn't the most mature person on the wiki. However, I think that any claim of "stealing" copyleft material is against the spirit of the wiki, and sets a bad precedent. Now, there may (or may not) be stuff in userspace that should be considered "owned lock stock and barrel" by the author, like some essays, "personal issues" and such. But, the "stealing" was over a copy-left image and copying a mainspace article into an unbook page.

There might be some possible issues with VFH credit stealing, but overall, I don't think we allow such invalid "ownership" claims. If you have time, since you're an admin, could you remind those making claims of "theft" that anything written on here is in the creative commons, and can't be "stolen". --Mnbvcxz 19:52, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

I went to a place and said some things. I'm hoping for a hug. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:48, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Thankyou. --Mnbvcxz 06:04, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Waht exactly are you saying?

Soylent-a

on UoTM???--Sycamore (Talk) 11:09, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

How many times are you allowed to vote on that page? Compare and contrast that with how many times you voted on that page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:23, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh, the humanity.....Can't you see that these popularity contests are tearing us apart!! Soylent Green is peeeeeeople its peeeeople!!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:49, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
Is it low-fat people? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
What exactly are you saying? (You know how it goes with most processed food, the low fat versions are always spiked with sugar and/or salt. I hear that a person's soul is calorie and sodium free though) What exactly am I saying?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:13, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
I'm waiting for a version that's vegetarian. Y'know, for the irony. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:24, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Made out of vegetarians, that is. -RAHB 10:29, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Obviously. Stay away from Starkist Soylent Green though. It's not dolphin-safe. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:43, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
I've always found it's more satisfying to stalk and chase down one's prey, and eat it raw, just like our fivefathers did. Nothin' like a nice, tasty, grain-fed, free-range vegetarian, with adrenalin for seasoning. Mmmmm.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! CannabagreenI Card-spades-up my cat! 13:27, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Amusingly, if on a tangent, kosher Soylent Green tastes like pork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:45, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Images that don't meet our high standards of Quality and decency

I've been doing some image categorization, and I've been finding a couple "bad" images. I found a couple which were in "lists of unused images", so their presence on this wiki doesn't really have any humor value. I placed the first one on VFD, but I'm hesitent to place more on there, in case they get speedily kept. So far, I found:

Should this type of stuff be kept or not. (If they were actually funny in context, I would say keep, but they are close to being unused as is possible). --Mnbvcxz 02:12, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Damn it Bowser, Yoshi is mine! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:19 25 January 2009
Unused images go on QVFD, because they're orphans and nobody cares about orphans. *sniff* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:15, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
Well, these technically aren't orphans. They are on a list of unused images. Which technically makes them used images. Since they did get put on userpage archive thing, I assume somebody (sorta) wanted to keep them.
However, they are not in a "context" anywhere, so they aren't making the site any funnier. Unlike Image:Penisbaron.jpg or that one "artist" image of the guy who looks like Oscar Wilde, which are funny and appropriate (-ish) in context. --Mnbvcxz 05:33, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
I say that an image being on a page of unused images still qualifies as an unused image. I've got a bumpersticker that states same. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:36, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
Ok, then the raises the issue of what you plan to do with the rest of the images on that unused image archive. I don't think they all should be deleted. Some of them might be funny somewhere, and its self defeating to delete an image then have someone re-upload a similar one a few weeks later. --Mnbvcxz 05:48, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
If someone cares enough to list them on QVFD they'll get huffed. Otherwise, they'll just sit there with those sad eyes, awaiting adoption by a user. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:53, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
Just a quick point - we don't need QVFD for that, we got unused pictures under special pages. We only need MadMax to start doing something about it O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 11:12, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
MadMax frightens me terribly. I only ever see him out of the corner of my eye. When I turn to look straight at him, he disappears. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:19, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Pennsylvania

Hey, seen your work on Pennsylvania, impressive stuff. You seem to know your way around, very precise, very methodical. Happened again, though, and I don't know how to fix it. Not without breaking one or both pages, anyway. So, I was wondering, could this Modusoperandi fellow help? I bet he could. Could he? You're good people. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:18, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

I fix (again). Tell me if someone moves Western Pennsylvania to Pennsylvania again, and I'll ban their ass. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Sir

This edit forces me to grant you the following:

Wallace in wrong trousers You are not pants
MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants.
As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition.
Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

I have no higher award to bestow. Dude, that REALLY made me laugh. "Obamapedia now. It's "the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can hope to change" ... Thanks. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:18, Jan 28

I giggled a bit when I thought of it. There's a mainpage reskin there, probably. Sadly, the last one that I was involved with went over like a lead balloon. That is to say, badly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:38, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
I take personal offense to that! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:41, Jan 28
I, on the other hand, do not. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:45, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
I misremembered. Vogonopedia went over like a lead balloon. Falwellopedia was a hit. All the kids were talking about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:14, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
It was too good of an idea. Witness: Obamapedia! (I broke the formatting somewhere. I have no idea what I'm doing) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:47, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Singapore Airlines...

...actually I wanted to finish the rest of the article. But due to homework, editing on two other wikis and plenty of free time, I could not finish the article yet. Could you please restore it for me to continue my work.

Also... I placed the "Stub" template due to it not being completed. Please wait till I do so. In the meanwhile, have a glorious and wonderful day! --Alex001 (Uncyclopedia) 14:43, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

The stub template is no protection (the construction one is). I've restored the page to User:Alex001/Singapore Airlines. When it's done move it out to mainspace. Good luck. Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. On the plus side, after all that hard work, comedy is consistently more funny than dying. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:27, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Possible Sockpuppet?

This more of a crusade against a shock image Image:Ultimatehentaimanuever.gif than anything else. Anyway, the said image was uploaded by User:Uncreative Username, a permanbanned user and known sockpuppeter, on Dec 2. 2008. He was permabanned on Dec 27, 2008. On the Jan 8th, 2009, I removed the offensive image from the article Rape, orphanizing it.

On Jan 11, 2009, a new user, called User:Everybody or Nobody placed the shock image on this userpage. That is Everybody or Nobody's only edit. Anyway, I was thinking it was weird 3 days after I orphanized a shock image, it appeared on the userpage of a new user. It looks like it might be an attempt to save a shock image by a perma-banned user through the use of sock puppetry. --Mnbvcxz 17:10, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I huffed the image and gave the user a heads-up on his talkpage. Without more to go on, I'm not going on a witchhunt. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:22, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Ok, that takes care of the main issue. Even if he is a sock puppet, he's inactive. --Mnbvcxz 17:35, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

On a related note should we have somewhere to place questionable images? I don't want to put them of QVFD as they are not unquestionably "unused", and I could see how someone might want to keep them. And, this is starting to turn into a "private hitlist." --Mnbvcxz 19:56, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

We do have somewhere for questionable images; Uncyclopedia. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:08, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Joke ban

Hope you didnt mind my little Username joke on the ban patrol page. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:01, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Did you enjoy your ban? I enjoyed mine. It was minty. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:56, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Yep, mine was a tasty chocolatey flavor. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:30, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

I bequeath thee!

2008woty

*donk*

How you like dem apples? =) Congrats, Modus! --R (Holla!) 14:09, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:27, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Fancy writing for us?

The gang at Thatsfuckingstupid.com would rather like you to write some stuff for us. email subs@thatsfuckingstupid.com if you are interested. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 87.194.207.154 (talk • contribs)

That's gonna take some thought (/me says, before realizing that you're probably not reading this). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:26, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Could You...?

Use your admin powers and unblock 'Metal Gear Solid' please? I (would like to) think that I have a fairly funny article about it in the works, but can't actually write it if it's blocked as a CVP. If you could do that I would very much appreciate it.

--Guildensternenstein 16:12, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Try writing it in your userspace first (User:Guildensternenstein/Metal Gear Solid) then get a pee review for advice about fixing it (if there's anything to fix). ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:22 7 February 2009
To keep our SLAs I've unlocked it for you. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:23, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Ah, much thanks. --Guildensternenstein 17:22, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm glad that I could, um, help. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:03, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Isn't it just terrible when people pop up randomly on your talk page for no reason. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:25, Feb 7
I actualy really like it when they do because it means they probably have you on tehir watchlist. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:42 7 February 2009
This is my talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:46, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Why is Category:Things you can destroy with one dalek protected?

I assume you were to trying to prevent the category from being created. However, category redirects don't work, ever. Generally, category redirects create "hidden" categories, they do not move stuff that categories to the redirecting category. Hence, it generally creates a hidden category under the redirect. (I'm currently working on re-cat stuff that categorizes to a redirecting category.)

In this case, however, anything can still categorize to that category, without generating a blue link, so I think it defeats its purpose. --Mnb'z 18:41, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Okay. I just did it because as girl I like said that it would be cool. Then she said that she couldn't go out with me on Friday because she was washing her hair. Last night, I saw her at the dance with Randy. *sniff* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
I wasn't whining about its existence, I was only informing you that category redirects don't work like article re-directs do. (Well, acutally, they do sorta. But, they don't move the categorized pages to the re-directing page. So, the re-direct defeats the purpose and are worse than useless 99.9% of the time.) --Mnb'z 19:22, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Only 99.9%? We can do better than that! Yes we can! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:24, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Your userpage

Being one who frequents your userpage now and then, it disappoints me to see that Dune doesn't have a picture like the rest of your FAs in that picture-linky column. I would appreciate it muchly if you would add it, because I love all your FAs, and I'm too lazy to click the big link to the left. Thanks! Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:24, Feb 11

It does. The right column pics are features in roughly the order that the pages were written, not the order that they were featured. It's the picture of the deadly sandworm, between Pulp Novel and Diary of a Caveman. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:40, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Nvm then. Thanks. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:48, Feb 12
Indeed. Consider your unfounded accusations thoroughly rebuked (Hurrah for my Word of the Day Calendar!). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:59, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Replacing female article

I would I go about replacing the current Female article with my userspace rewrite User:Mnbvcxz/Female. (Yeah, I know mine can use some work, but its more consistent and easier to improve) --Mnb'z 19:41, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Ask on its talkpage if anyone minds you overwriting the existing version with yours (include a link to your version). If after a week to ten days nobody cares, then copy yours over. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:20, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
My money is on nobody cares. Mnb-Shizzle's article is far superior I tell you!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:33, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
I didn't think that anybody cared about the Where's Waldo page, but when I asked, they did...and I had to hurriedly come up with a new title for a page. People will surprise you. Especially when they pop out and say "boo!". That shit'll scar you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:38, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Or when people jump out and say "Your mother and I are getting a divorce!" That shit happens to me every day. And sometimes it's not even my dad. It's just some guy. I hate that. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
And when you ask "Why?" they say "It's your fault!". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:02, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
BushAnnan My fellow Uncyclopedians,
This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years.
What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day?
Thank you for voting. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk)

It was good. If you did more stuff like that, people would stop stealing your bike. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:00, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
I suppose. You do realize, of course, that once my bike stops getting stolen, a certain someone may be reunited with a certain someone. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:17, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
While your offer of pancakes is appreciated, I'm not the one who is stealing your bike. With only one buttock, how would I get away? It goes all the way across, you see, so when I get on the seat I just slide right off the other side. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:56, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
So what you're saying is that, if God had not seen it fit to rob you of both your dignity and your buttcheek, you would be stealing my bike? Sir SysRq (talk) 00:15, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Well, hypotheticals aside, it is a pretty sweet bike. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:50, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
I'll take that as a yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:50, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Hey I am fairly new here and I do not know if you know about me but I know about you...creepy huh? Well anyways, I just started really getting into photoshop, and have turned up my first image for an article I am doing. I just asked Orian what the requirements were for making VFP quality pictures or what people are looking for and he directed me to you. So I was just wondering if you had any thoughts or tips you could bestow on me because my dad and stepdad are about as clueless as I am when it comes to pictures...no offense to them of course. Sorry to bother you, but if you do help me out thanks alot in advance! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 08:28, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

The best advice I can give to start comes in two parts:
1nd - Go to the Reefer Desk and read the intro. Most of what I would tell you to start you off is right there. It's right there, man!
2rd - Futz around with Photoshop. Photoshopping is a very different skillset than writing. Both can be improved simply by tinkering.
After that, it's all gravy, baby. Oh, pics for improvement go on that Reefer Desk thingy (there are more that just my eyes there to help out). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:38, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Wow, ok thanks alot man! By the way, did you get a chance to look at my first picture? It is not hilarious or anything but it took me flippin for ever to do because I was figuring everything out still, but do you think its good or no? Be honest! It is going in a new article of mine about balloon animals. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 08:42, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
"Flippin forever" I love it when people are polite. It's so fucking funny. That is all. Also Hi Modus! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:44 14 February 2009
Hi. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:14, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
/awkwardly trying to continue conversation. How are you? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:17 14 February 2009
Not bad. And you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:14, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, good, yeah... You? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:19 14 February 2009
I'm practicing air harmonica. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:53, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Work from the highest resolution images you can find (see how the balloon animal is all "pixely"?). The main pic isn't great, either. In any event, the relative blur between the two pics is mismatched (the balloon, being slightly farther away than the people, should be at least as blurred as the people).
If you're going to airbrush an object out of a picture, make sure to get the whole thing (the fourth tree from the right is partly there and partly not).
Where the balloon is "behind" the tree is incompletely 'chopped. The balloon's "tail" and "leg" look like they're sort of wrapping around the tree, rather than being behind it. Clearly, this is ridiculous.
Good work, and good luck. The photoshopper gets no respect. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:14, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Alright thanks alot man! I will try to fix my current one up with the wrap around (I see what you are saying) and work on some more higher quality ones. Thanks alot! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:04, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

That IP was getting really irritating. Sorry for trying to talk to him, but after continuously reverting his edits, I was getting quite desperate. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:05, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Weren't there any admins on IRC? If so, what were they wearing? If not, what am I wearing? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:07, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Since I was so busy reverting things, I didn't really think about checking IRC for admins. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:09, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps next time you will, hmmm? (Note: there won't be anyone there, except Olipro, who won't be there) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
You can always visit #wikia and commission someone with interwiki powers, like uberfuzzy, to ban the offender if none of our ops are about. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:01, Feb 14
Okay, thanks for the advice. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:15, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Or you can light a signal fire. Make it big. Some of us are pretty far away. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:41, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Or I could start a nuclear war, maybe that would get someone's attention. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:23, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
...would...you...like...to play...a game? WOPR 00:11, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Also, thanks for protecting me. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:49, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

You're Whitney Houston to my Kevin Costner. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:59, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
I r helped too! S-984 03:31, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Done.

Thanks for linking it anyways. I did what Socky did and make it small. Meheheh. Also, if the link was wrong you can change it. S-984 23:21, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

I doubt it had to be that small though. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:22, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Kudos. Now you just have to put in in italics. Moo ha-ha! -Modusoperandi of a modusoperandi user 00:08, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Remember to Be italic, good Uncyclopedians! -System of a requested user 01:54, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm italic enough as it is already. --Tired Marilyn Monroe Sockpuppet of an Unregistered User Opengirl 12:57, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
LALALALLALALALALAL! -SPARTAN of a noob user

I am off to Florida to forget...

...about those walks on the beach, the good times that could never be, and that Celine Dion concert that you insisted we go to. Back in a week or so. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:58, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Florida? The distance between us will strain my heart. Come back soon, my love. If you're flying, pick me up a Toblerone. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:15, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

My page

You moved my talkpage over my userpage. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 03:59, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Fuck. I have no idea how to undo that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:01, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
It's alright now. Thanks. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 04:07, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
If you want prompt action, come to me. If you want it done right, go to Wikipedia. Those cats are on the ball! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:17, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
You still did a fine job, so thanks for that. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 04:21, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
I did! Eventually. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:23, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for doing the feature

It seems like everytime I ask someone to do it, they disappear into thin air. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:54, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

If you'd like, I could overwrite your userpage with your talkpage, too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:02, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
I'd rather not. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:05, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Same here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:11, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I suppose this is in terribly poor taste, given the current score of my own article, but could you possibly change it again? IRC is dead. IronLung 03:02, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Never mind, the new guy already closed it. How efficient! IronLung 03:05, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Glad to help. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:22, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

So...

...I heard you love the cock. Or is that The Led Balloon? I dunno. Anyway, I just wanted to remind you of that old proverb: if you love him, let him go, and if he doesn't return then he was probably run over or eaten by a dog or something. That's why you should probably keep him inside a high fence when you're not undergoing human-cock trust exercises. As the proverb goes.

ChickenZ

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

I wish the two of you the best of luck. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:44, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that you're thinking of somebody else. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:22, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

VFS

SAFPAS For your vote in VFS
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage within Uncyclopedia's borders if Zionist domination is eventually established.

Rabbi Techno

Thanks, but the best passport is cash. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:14, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Them's words to live by, right there. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:34, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Plus, our money is colourful, and it's got somebody's grandma on one side, and animals on the other! What could be more festive than an vomit coloured bill with some old broad on one side and two wookiees fighting over a canned ham on the other? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:40, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
...my father. /me sobs Sir SysRq (talk) 19:15, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
If you don't buck up, mister, I'll send you right to him! Don't make me get my shovel! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:21, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Just give me back my brake fluid cocktail and let me celebrate the holidays MY way! Sir SysRq (talk) 22:29, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
All I've got is Dot 3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:36, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
I think I remember seeing some foam-action Drano in the downstairs guest bathroom. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:47, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Try mixing it with cereal. Dranola: Trailmix for the outdoorsy suicide-type. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:44, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
I prefer the sweet burning nectar what comes out of my pine cone party liquor moonshinery built out back. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:59, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
You kids and your moonshinery! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:04, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

You're on notice

Thanks for the prompt welcome back and such. I'm back on my ancient 1.4 GHz Pentium 4 computer with no sound as yet, but I'm here nonetheless. Rats off to ya! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:50, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Ah, but do you have the haircut you had back when a P4 wasn't so terribly old? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:28, 2 March 2009 (UTC)


Where'd all the writers go?

And how are you, old friend???  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:42, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

The ones that have faded away have been replaced by new, more compact, more powerful, cheaper writers. I'm still here. I should be writing, but I broke my computer, replaced the motherboard, remembered that it was still under warranty, got it fixed, put it back in...and now I'm trying to "defuckulate" it. I used to be a nerd. Now I'm whatever an incompetent nerd is called. And you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:49, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Drive-by: defuckulate is now officially my word of the month. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:53, Mar 6
When the original went tits up, I swapped it out, uninstalled all of the software that was specifically for the old board, installed the software for the new one, and it all worked. The same did not work when going the other way. I'd be pissed instead of annoyed, but I'm really kind of surprised that I got away with it at all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Geek Alert! I'm finally back to write again and everyone's gone. Oh well, you're still here... and Mhaille and a few others. I was interested in coming back strong, and really contributing instead of just pissing people off. I'm just wondering if it's even worth it since the community morale seems to be so low nowadays...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:58, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
There was a bit of a dip in enthusiasm for Uncyc a while back (VFH was in a sorry state and we were featuring every other day), but more recently there has been rather an upturn. VFH is doing well again, and NOTM has been doing very well, with a number of good new users coming through. I would say that the site is buzzing again, and that we are knocking out some really good stuff at the moment. In addition, this is not my talk page. Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? and... Where is the TV remote control? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:10, Mar 7
Fucking hell, I was just typing a response along exactly those lines. When Mordillo opped us both, did he also do some kind of sinister Jewish mind meld? Anyway, morale on the up, good new writers etc etc. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:12, Mar 7
Just a terrible shame about the new hired help... Pair of plonkers clearly... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:15, Mar 7
And clearly that's a huge sausage fest. What, are the only female admins Sannse and Olipro?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 09:26, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Don't pretend you don't like sausage fests. I don't think any of the other active admins even pretend to be female these days. Except Modus who is tri-sexual (in that he will try anything sexual). MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:29, Mar 7
Oh, I LOVE sausage fests. So much so that I think I'm going to make it my newest article endeavor, and dedicate it to all you guys. Maybe one day you'll let me in the club even though I obviously don't have the required equipment ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 09:34, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Just remember that Uncyclopedia is, was, and will always be the worst, and that their are, were, and will be people who will complain about said worstness. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:07, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Hey! My computer won't boot without the XP cd in the drive! That can't be right. I think that it doesn't want me to write. Why do you hate me so, computer? Why?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:04, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

8===D So anyhoo, Modus... where were we? where are you? sleeping??? (I like to watch you when you sleep)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:14, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Was not! I was just resting my eyes. For six hours. In bed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:07, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Image:WikiSphere.jpg

I need to update a new version to remove a little bit of text in the corner of the image, but it's protected or something. Or should I upload it separately so you can upload the new version and then delete my duplicate? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:54, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

1nd: That bit in the bottom right corner? I don't think that it's distracting. Rather, as a part of the original image, it's probably appropriate to keep. Also, more importantly...
2rd: It's not your image. If SunnyChow wants to change it, then he/she/it/them can ask for it to be unlocked. (Editing other's words is fine, but as a 'chopper I'm wary of editing their pics, no matter how minor the edit, without their permission) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:03, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
I'll ask him first. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:12, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Hello Modus

And I quote: "Yes. There's the Orian57 thinks it's mind-blowingly fantastic award. The ceremonies are in March. Wear a tie." what date specifically or did I miss it. Also I'm getting a little desperate and you liked Power ranger. To clarify, please vote. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:24 7 March 2009

You missed the awards? There was an open bar. I don't remember much. (And pagewhoring is the single simplest way to ensure that I don't vote on something. This is because I used to be a terrible whore, and I'm making up for past sins) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:23, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Aww, you should have told me! On both accounts you should have told me! Oh well never mind. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:32 7 March 2009
Don't worry, both missing parties and neuroses are a part of being a writer. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:08, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

I sucked up your good idea

It's located at UnMovie Review: Watchmen, and I just thought you should know. I'm aware it's inferior, but I'm tired and it's late and ... something witty. Goodnight, good sir.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:34, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Dude! I totally just saw Watchmen! It was awesome! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:31, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh is this idea up for theft? that's so cool. We should start a category or even a new namespace (so different characters can be used)? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 05:38 9 March 2009
Enjoy. As long as it's funny the format and characters (if there are any) don't matter. I maked a category! I does. See Category:UnMovie Review. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:04, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Purim

I have no idea what that means. Seriously, you lost me. Is purim like pudding? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:22, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
It's the day Jews get drunk because the Persians didn't kill them all. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:23, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
You know that your peoples' history is pretty weak when you have a holiday based around not getting eaten by housecats. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:27, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Personally, I'd take any excuse to get drunk. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:31, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
I went through the Tanakh, and I can't find a single mention of the Hebrew victory over Mister Mittens and Princess Victoria Wentworth Purrs-a-Lot II. Not one. I'm starting to think that they did just make it up as an excuse to get drunk. I'm also starting to thing that you're secretly Jewish.
If not, have you considered converting, maybe? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:36, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
I'd say I'm a little bit of everything. What I am in reality is a secret to you and a mystery to me. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:44, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
So, and correct me if I've misinterpreted that, you're saying that you're Buddhist? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:46, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Among other things, yes. Whatever that means. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:49, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Bill Cosby

Just got huffed... Nope NM  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:04, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Glad I could be of service. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:07, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Absolutely no buts?

I've obviously not paid enough attention to the PLS rules. After Heerenveen said he would arrange the PLS in gerrycheevers' thread, I was all like "oh awesome, gerrycheevers is that ice hockey star! Also, I should start working on an article to enter into the competition", and I still am, User:Nachlader/World Wildlife Fund, which I started about week before Heerenveen announced the start of the competition. I even told the user who is helping me with the images that I intended to put the article forward for PLS. So I ask again with my desperation, is there absolutely no chance that my article can enter? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:13, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Is that fair? Would that mean that I could enter that thing that I wrote that one time? Would that be fair? Seriously, it wouldn't. It was awesome. (Of course, I'm not the head dude of PLS, and my opinion, IMO, is moot. Moot!) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:36, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Fiddlesticks? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:21, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:51, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

EEEK! I don't remember how to...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Keyser_Soze_Radio

This popped into my head as I woke up this AM. Any thoughts? Haven't written anything in a year...How goes it for you?--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 00:21, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

I like how you've almost completely forgotten formatting, remembering only the obscure stuff that nobody else remembers. (Note: I can't read it right now, as I have to sleep. Note, too, that Poo Lit is on, and you can enter it there, if you want. Make sure to apologize for not making it in userspace) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:15, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Undeletion request

Could you please undelete Sexy girls. It appears that Spang deleted because he got tired of Socky spamming it in the forums. However, I think having image dead links is worse than image spam. --Mnb'z 06:37, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Ask Spang. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:43, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Good day sir

Hopefully I have managed to avoid breaking the intertubes with my rather rashly given new sysop powers, but I was wondering if I could ask ya about clearing out this thinggy. I was not sure if you just remove them when it's time, or if the text gets saved anywhere? Probably the thing which is confusing me the most is that the last few times I have seen yourself do it you appeared to be removing each FA one at a time? Well, I say that's the thing which is confusing me the most, which is obviously not true, but I'm sure you don't want me to start telling you about the thing with the thing... You know? With the platypus? Before anyone says anything, that platypus was pregnant before I even got there. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:39, Mar 12

You remove them when it says to do so. I do it one at a time because I'm a flake, and it minimizes the chance that I'll break the internet. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:43, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Vreenak

Yeah, regarding Vreenak, it's a Star Trek inside joke. Addding anything at all to it whatsoever with ruin the joke for the 6 or so people in the entire world who get it. Whoremonal 15:40, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Um. Uh. Yeah. Good luck with that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:48, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Ouch, hanging me out to dry there. I always thought Uncyclopedia with without discrimination. Whoremonal 15:52, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

I didn't delete it precisely because I was trying not to discriminate. Discriminate against nerds, I mean. Nerd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:15, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
...and when I call you a nerd, keep in mind that I'm not accusing you of anything which I'm not guilty of as well. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:28, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh hai there.

Are you about? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:56, 14 Mar

About what? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:15, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
About to answer a couple stupid questions for me. Do <ref> tags not work in namespace? And what's the alternate code if I don't want to use the quote template? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:21, 14 Mar
I don't know what you're talking about[1]. Seriously, I'm in the dark here[2]. I also don't know about the quote template, as I never use it[3]. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:26, 14 March 2009 (UTC)[4]
Ah, thanks. I forgot the table. Do you know if I can at least make the quotee not a link in the template at least? I'm quoting somebody there's no article for and the red link is ugly. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:31, 14 Mar
“A quote of some kind”
~ A made up name on quotes without links
Ta. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:40, 14 Mar

Footnotes

  1. Note that this is a lie
  2. Lies!
  3. Mostly true.
  4. Not the actual date/time. Oddly, the name is real. True story.

Double Voting on NOTM

There is some double voting on NOTM. Its mostly due to the nomination of Sonje, which some users (mostly noobs) feel is invalid as she hasn't wrote a full article yet. However, she has done several good photo chops. Also, TKF changed the rules for NOTM qualifications to allow Sonje to be validly nominated. Anyway, could you, or some other admin, please fix the mess over there? --Mnb'z 05:01, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

No way! Anarchy! Anarchy! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:18, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Symbol for vote For. Anarchy. --Mnb'z 05:23, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Comment. Woo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:24, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Symbol against vote No way. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:14, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Pester

Hi there, I'm making a basic little article to help my key latch noobs and keep social services away. I was wondering where you keep your image template (the one with the baby about uploading etc) as it explains it well. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:44, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

It's not a template. That would be callous and impersonal, whereas I'm all warm and fuzzy. Instead, it's hidden text at the top of here. Just hit edit (it's right below the "failed" text for VFH). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:51, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Groovy - Also nice PLS articles:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:56, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Yours, as it is not in competition with mine, is nice as well. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:01, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

I OBJECT

(Huff log); 02:12 . . Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Image:52345234.jpg" (porn. unused.)

I was "using" that porn, fyi.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:28 Mar 20, 2009

Oh really? Well there's a link to it in the history section of the Lesbian article before I reverted it. As if we straight gals didn't have enough competition already. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:32, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
You're forgetting there's one huge disadvantage to dating a lesbian: They are a lesbian. I know. I've been there.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:36 Mar 20, 2009
There's a better place for porn. It's called "the internet". Keep that secret under your hat. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:44, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

oh, great

much like a LOLcat, i'm in your PLS, judging your alternate namespace article. now i have to see the watchmen in the next week or so, because i feel "omg i haven't seen the movie but it's modus so a million points" wouldn't fly with the sanctity of the competition. hopefully my laziness will give way to my desire to be a good judge and not have my brains eaten by Zombiebaron. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:49, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

It's a good movie. It's not as good as it could've been, but it's much better than it should've been. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:26, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

In gratitouille

I hardly think that I would vote for such piffle. Piffle! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:58, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Maybe you ought to rethink that piffle thing. Do you not appreciate how nice it might be to know that you are the one I'm thinking of when I bash my own head in? Yes, I'm threatening to remove this honor from you if you refuse to acknowledge your vote, which was number 9. Now, do you wish to retract the piffle comment, or do we get drastic? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 06:06, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
I stand by whateveritwas that I said earlier. You would too, if you ever had a nice piffle. I got arrested once for public piffling. They dropped the charges after the witness failed to pick my penis out of a lineup. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:15, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
No, the witness didn't fail to pick it out, I just didn't want to admit that I knew it so well. So now you know why I am so averse to the piffling. We're saying way too much - other people could read this you know. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 06:19, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Hardly. This is a talkpage. Other people can't read this. I can't even read this. Seriously, I'm illiterate. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:25, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

hi

What do you think of the Woodburninator? It's for an article. --Docile hippopotamus 01:27, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

What are we talking about? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:34, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
An article I'm writing about The Woodburninator. I want to add a quote of you saying something about him. So what do you think of him? --Docile hippopotamus 03:27, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh. You want a quote? Wouldn't you be better off asking someone who knows about him? I mean, I can provide you with a quote, but that's like asking the Pope for advice on how to please your partner. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:58, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
No, it is better off asking you and some other users I've messaged. Surely you can say something Woodburninator-related, right? --Docile hippopotamus 04:26, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
I'll say this, The Woodburninator looks good in a kilt. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:58, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Just got your message

Hey there Modus, I just got your message regarding my retirement, and I can honestly say that it was not anything you did. The site just stopped being too interesting to me, and I went to the Lulz at the fundamentalist movement. I guess it was a shift in interests. Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀20:19 March 28 2009 20:19, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

You went there?! Ewww! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:34, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Hooray For Drama

Hey, I told the kid to emulate you (the verbal Ninja) and not me (The Cavity Creep......I make holes in teeth). I think you know how I feel, I spend too much time on my work and feel slighted by a speed-read and quick vote. Eventually, I'll mellow out and get into the "I don't care what anybody thinks" mode like yourself - Or get banned a lot. Speaking of which, I have no idea why I haven't been slapped down yet but I'm not feeling encouraged to be bolder because of that. I'm slightly less childish than that.

Also wanted to mention that your ultimate validation for Karl Lagerfeld (should it not win or tie for "Best Illustrated") will be the fact that it's going to receive more votes on VFH than any of my (or anybody else's) PLS articles, assuming it stays on the nom page long enough to hit 20 For votes. I guarantee it!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  07:42, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm still just as neurotic as I used to be. I'm just slightly better at suppressing it now. Failing that, I have a crisis of anti-neurosis after ten minutes and undo the voodoo that I do.
The Karl Lagerfeld in my head is happy that you said that. For this, he will name a shoe after you. He is calling it a "mule". Maybe a "pump". Perhaps a "boot". When you see that word, whichever one it turns out to be, remember that the word is you and be happy, baby. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:58, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
At least I've managed to learn when to walk away from a page no matter what anybody says after my last post. Back in them early 90's I'd just keep screaming until everyone else stopped....which rarely happened.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:02, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Instead of scrapping here in the first place, just punch your neighbour. If he's too big, hit his elderly grandfather. Then run like hell, 'cause grandpa's gonna kick your skinny ass! It's grampage! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:13, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
ooooooh Lookie, Thinker has finished his voting. I think Mordillo's going to be deciding whether your childhood or plink gets the nod. I still haven't sat down and slowly read yours yet, BTW. I think I may be having some flashbacks when I do.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:15, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
I haven't read mine, either. I never do. I'm just too close to it, man. It would be like me reading about Superman. Too much deja vu. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
At least someone appreciated my vagina.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:29, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, March was Vagina Appreciation Month. June is Vagina History Month. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:30, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Ahh...

I think I understand the context of your message over at VFS now. Yea, I don't think we need more admins at all. My message was not really intended to be for the other sysops, but more for other people who will no-doubt be reading the page (for whatever reason). Sorry if I came across as an ass. Well, more of one than normal anyways... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:44, Apr 4

I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't even know you were talking about "recent changes" when you mentioned "rc". I thought you meant "irc". You're not the ass. I am the ass! Kneel! Worship my ass! Fondle! I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:58, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Main Page

Don't we usually begin the Conservation Week after we announce the winners of the PLS and let them bask in the sun (?) for a while? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:01, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Uh. Probably. The thing is, nobody pointed that out here. I'm amenable to undoing whateveritwas I did. It's not too late. We have the technology. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:10, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
In the words of the Dwarves in Warcraft III: It's you and me. Modus, we got the synergy!'. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:24, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
There was a third Warcraft? All I remember is making the sheep explode in the first one. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:27, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Don't we usually get a new featured article every day? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:14, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Do you mean when I do them? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:21, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes, exactly. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:55, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Then no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:21, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Kick some of those weak links off VFH so I can nom Karl! Hell, pull my turkey if your not going to paint my house.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:39, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

I wrote a song just for you

PhantomoftheParadise

Paul Williams actually had the idea first.

Modus.......being cemented in a tiny room has helped my creativity. I've just composed a short song just for you:

Syc-ie and Sock-ie
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on their PC keyboards
Oh lord, why can't we?

You and sock have an open invitation to fix any of my crufty, unloved, previously pooh-poohed material to make it VFH worthy and I'll consider your actions to be in good faith. I lack a basic touch with aspects of mainstream drivel contemporary comedic appreciation amongst the general population so when something doesn't work there's no sense in having me try to fix it.

Modus........

The other day I tried to listen to a song by the Juicy Fruits, arguably one of the most successful acts in here, and just like every other track I've tried to appreciate by this artist, all I hear is derp-de-derp-de-derp-de-doooooo!. I've attempted to stimulate my brain Abnormality by hitting the section of my skull responsible for Juicy Fruit appreciation but all It makes me do is smoke more pot.

So, how did you want to split that $20?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:49, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

1rd - I prefer songs about me that mention me by name. Bonus points if I figure prominently in the video or the album cover is like Bill Cosby's Hurray for the Salvation Army, but with me in place of Bill.
2nd - Thanks for the offer for me to fix your pages. Next, can you give me permission to paint your house? (Take, that!) Seriously, though, I don't work like that. The idea comes first. Then I hunt for the page. If page found -> edit. If not -> write. As far as methods for writing go, it's worked quite well for me. Of course, it has driven me quite mad. Mad!
2nd II: Electric Boogaloo - As for the "I lack a basic touch..." bit; write what you like. If "they" don't get it, screw 'em. It's not like they're putting food on your plate. (Yes, that's terribly selfish, but trying to please everyone else will only break you like Victor Charlie did me in 'Nam)
3th - As for the "The other day I..."; you lost me at "The other day I...".
4st - Keep the money. I would just spend it on crack. If you don't need it either, donate it to a worthy cause like Spreadthenet.org, or a local soup kitchen. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
1.0. I actually used to own a copy of that record. I like Sgt Pepper, done in Cos style.
2.1 Just saying I'd be flattered if you did instead of being weird about it.
2.2 I just love singing that song! Intentionally dumbing down my material is impossible, I just like my role as the struggling deranged artist like my pal, the Phantom. Of course, I like Beef. Gerrit Graham is kewl.
4.0. April 28th marks my 1 year of being unemployed anniversary--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:28, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
1nd - Pre-pudding Bill was awesome.
2 1/10rds - Sorry. I'm weird about everything. Chicks tell me that all the time. (I will take a look if Sophia leads me there. Where she goes, I follow)
2 2/10nds - I find it's easier to be pre-dumb. Try holding your breath for a while. Maybe get drunk and pass out in a pool.
4nd - Well, at least you get to watch late night TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:54, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Ah yes, confine the parameters of the article to dumbness before you begin. Perhaps my occasional habit of getting ripped around 3:00pm EST from sipping shots of grain alcohol is the prime-time for motivation. Ooops! Don't say sorry! I underwrote that comment and should have added the words "like Syc" after I typed ".....weird about it". Although, painting my landlords house might make her like me more than she already does. Somebody has to keep an eye on the tranny downstairs ya know..--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:11, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
It's not so much "confining the parameters of the article to dumbness" as "write what you know". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:14, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Do you (or any other admin) think you could...

Give me a hand with something? Basically, there's an article on a guy named Federico Fellini, but it's called "Frederico Fellini" with an extra 'R'. Not thinking, I just copy-pasted the existing article to the newly created page "Federico Fellini," not doing the 'move' thing because I'm an idiot. So, now, there are two of the same articles, one called "Frederico Fellini" and one called "Federico Fellini." Basically, what I'd like for you (or whomever else) to do is delete the page titled "Federico Fellini," and then move the page titled "Frederico Fellini" to the title "Federico Fellini." Or something like that. Please help! Thanks. —Sir Guildensternenstein 14:16, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

There. Whateveritwas that you wanted I might have done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:30, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
THANK YOU! —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:05, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
You know, Guild, (correct me if I'm wrong, Modus, but) it seems to me the most routine way to handle this would be to just replace the misspelled version with a redirect to the correctly-spelled version, and then, if you really don't want the redirect to exist, QVFD it with a little "left over after move" note. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:17, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Are you trying to keep things simple? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Anarchy on Image Request

Hello your Modussness. Listen, RadicalX's Corner is a mess. And I would like to help in reorganizing it. Is that a specifically "admin" job, or can I archive the old requests? Since you admins are so busy saving us from the evil vandals, I'm happy to help, if I can, and with some guidance. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:39, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Jesus, I don't know. If you think that you can do it, and nobody else is, do it. If you mess it up, you're clearly admin material. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:33, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Mkay, I have begun my crusade. You can check if I've messed up so far if you want. But I would appreciate your opinion on a few things. I know its RadX's corner, but he is somewhat scarce these days so i'm assuming you're the right person to nag. Also, you told me I could bug you :P Anyway, there are some requests that are stagnant, can I just delete them? The last four requests for example, they don't seem to be going anywhere and are just wasting space. I want to implement a kind of expiry date as it were. And as for archiving images, when people request "gifs" or "stills", that is not really worth archiving is it? I mean, it's not original work so I don't think it deserves to be archived and if the requester has already used it for whatever they wanted to use it for I don't see a point. Do you agree, disagree or do you have no idea what I am incoherently babbling about?--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:58, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Drive-by: as the person who has been doing the archiving when I remember on that page for a while now, I'm very happy to see a more active 'chopper take it off my hands. I generally archive all requests, whether for gifs or stills or whatever - no telling what they may be needed for and it's not like it take up that much room! When it comes to old requests, I tended to archive 'em after a couple of months, but popped a note on the talk page of whoever requested it to the effect that if they still want it, they should raise another request, just to be polite and so they don't think they've been completely ignored. Any other questions about the page, I may be able to help as well, so give me a shout. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:15, Apr 6
Yeah. What UU said. But with moxie. Also, zazz. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:19, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
*sighs* One day, I'll be as cool as Modus. One day... *music goes sentimental, fade to dream sequence* --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:19, Apr 10
My secret? Jazz hands. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:37, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the Gumball Popeye!

NakedBarbies

It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie
They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!


Ah yes, one of my favorite old-school commercials with the cutesy gumball dispensers and some little kid thanking the plastic representation of a cartoon character for a gumball. Well, here's a testament to my "process". I think about a subject and then research the crap out of it, in this case spending a day pouring through Google image search and compiling a suitcase of HQ Barbie pics and dollhouses. Then the idea gets defined. Here's a rejected idea right now! It was going to be Girls Gone Wild Barbie™ but the photo and concept were found lacking the right stuff. Thanks for the Nom!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:07, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. "Research". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:05, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Look, a softball!

Softball

Hello there Mr. Operandi, Doc Strange/signpost news here, in regards to your recent display of dominance in Poo literature I have a softball question I'd like to lob at you: "Who was your favorite character on Barney Miller?"--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

While each member of the cast had appeal, as each represented part of America's "Melting Pot", I found the comparatively minor character of Inspector Frank Luger (far right), with his high state of partly-sober curmudgeonitude, to be especially charming. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Just finished reading the childhood essay. My father went into printing when I was 5-6 and that's the "career" I ended up in. No wonder I'm unemployed, eh? I've been a small press operator for over twenty years and I'm so damn good at it that nobody wants to let me do anything else. I've been trying for years to get out of it....unsuccessfully. I'm A+ Certified you know.....BFD.....no soup for me.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:58, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

The main problem with "the industry" is that the margins are so small. So very small. I figured that the printing thing would make a good point for that completely fictional story. Y'know, to add "heart"; an emotional core much like Rudy's smallness or Old Yeller's rabies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, hope you liked your story in the newspaper, I'd been waiting to use cote de azur for something. I didn't think your "childhood" would get too much poo-poo on it but that's coming from someone who related to the article. Looks like I'm wrong. You can get back at me and nom either of my other two PLS entries because I can already count the instant against votes from a few habitual hatazz of my material. I think I can fix transvestite but my vagina is what it is - waiting to have sand kicked in it by the highly educated and high brow clientele.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  16:08, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I like it. That's good enough for me. That some other people also like it only reflects well on their exceptional taste. (If I may intrude: TransV could use some cutting down. Granted, I haven't read it line-by-line. I haven't read Vag at all. I'm waiting for my wedding night.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:28, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Advice is good. I have three different perspectives now on Tranny. Argument not concise enough, shock value of the situation as the basis instead of jokes and your advice to trim. Personally, I was shooting for the neurosis of the narrator eclipsing the absurdity of the situation and that ball didn't make it into the PSL judges net. I'll be thinking about it while I do my rewrites for CW. I'm still not sure what I'll do with McDonalds but it might include the whole menagerie of Mc-characters. Perhaps combine with HR Puffinstuff characters to allude to the obvious imitation of the latter by the former? Big fun.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:49, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
One isn't derivative of the other. They were two different towns, like Springfield and Shelbyville. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:01, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude

"Graltitude"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You like eating your own poo...

You are a giant loser. Go swallow cock. Douche tard. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thisplacesucks (talk • contribs)

Didn't we date? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:59, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

You like eating your own poo...

You are a giant loser. Go swallow cock. Douche tard. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thisplacesucks (talk • contribs)

Didn't we date? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:00, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

You like eating your own poo...

You are a giant loser. Go swallow cock. Douche tard. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thisplacesucks (talk • contribs)

Didn't we date? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Request for doing an audio version of an article and also a request to protect an article (please read below)

Sir, I know that you don't have the time to do an audio version or protect an article, but can you do an audio version of Can I be an admin please?. Trust me, it will be the greatest one ever. Tolerance prevails. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 02:47, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

I can try (it could take a while, as my mic & software are on my old computer). Is it supposed to have two characters (the header character, an user, and the body text character, an admin)? If so, the first couple of paragraphs are out of character (few things wreck timing like inconsistency). If not, the beginning needs to be redone as an intro (without the "header character").
Take some time to get the page "just so". Take as much time as you need. Then tell me that it's time for audio.
Is this also the article you want protected? We only protect articles that are routinely targets of vandalism. Except for one edit by a single user who mangled one word, every edit so far has been by you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:04, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Wow, Modus, do you always give into requests so easily? Will you wash my car? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:15, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:13, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Will you defy my orders to not wash Syndrome's car? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:34, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey! Don't try to fence me in with your mind games, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:13, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
The only article that I wanted protected is The Philippine Empire. Many people had vandalised it. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:46, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Okay. It's protected from IPs for a month. Why a month? I have no idea. I'm sure it made sense at the time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:07, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Embracing Nazism (spelling-style)

There is a typo on the main page, in the anniversaries section. It says “Emporer” instead of “Emperor”. I am unable to correct this due to my lack of superpowers and since you are my favourite admin today I thought I'd plague you with my sudden bout of spelling nazism. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:33, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Done. I changed "Emperor" to "Penispenispenis". I'm a big fan of the intellectual humour. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:45, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
And clearly a fan of penis. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:53, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Really? How so? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:10, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Intelectual humour requires using your head, doesn't it? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:13, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:21, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I think I've lost myself too. Lets just move on and pretend this never happened. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:32, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Done. To be honest, I forgot about it before you got here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:36, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Dover Grammar School for Boys

Thanks for like saving my page Dover Grammar School for Boys by liking the boys'/girls' common room joke haha :)

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