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:I don't have any bots but I can ask [[User:Spang]] if he has any that could do the job. That is, of course, unless you'd like me to do it? ;-) [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 17:24, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
 
:I don't have any bots but I can ask [[User:Spang]] if he has any that could do the job. That is, of course, unless you'd like me to do it? ;-) [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 17:24, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
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I was hoping that no one would have to do it personally; also that you would know whether there was a historical reason to maintain {{tl|QNL}}. Indeed, please refer this to Spang. {{User:SPIKE/signature}} <small>18:57 17-Feb-10</small>
   
 
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Hello,

If you're reading this then I assume you'd like to leave me a message. Unless asked, I will reply this talk page to avoid confusion. If I do not leave an immediate response, I'm most likely offline or in the middle of something else.

Please note:

  1. If you'd like to leave a comment about a recent edit I've made to your article, please keep in mind that my editing is generally maintenance-related (e.g. adding internal links and categories, orphaned articles and images, correcting formatting, spelling, etc.). If my edits were unhelpful, the author is perfectly free to revert my changes with my apologies.
  2. If I've deleted your article, it was either listed on VFD/QVFD, its {{ICU}} expired or otherwise violated Uncyclopedia's deletion policies. If an editor would like their article restored, I would be happy to move it to their user page.
  3. If I have banned an editor, something I don't particularly enjoy, it was because of the typical behavior that you'd likely find on Ban Patrol. I generally leave a warning on the editor's talkpage before banning someone. This, however, does not apply to editors with a history of blanking/vandalism, cyberbullying, posting shock images, etc. In other words, if I banned you then you were probably asking for it.
  4. If you want to ask my advice on an article, let me just say one thing. I'm not funny. In fact, I'm probably the last person you want an opinion from. The best advice I can give you is taking your article to Pee Review. Aside from that, I'm more then willing to help out anyone that wants it although I'm most useful in doing tedious and repetitive "grunt work" (see #1).
  5. When I leave a message on someone's talk page I usually go back to editing since I don't expect an immediate responce. I can be extremely forgetful so I tend to be a little late in returning replies. Don't be shy in leaving me a message if you're still waiting to hear from me.

Update: I've recently proposed a new writing competition which focuses of the creation of wanted or requested articles. An "unofficial" page has been started for the competition and, although there's no set date, I'm hoping to have it ready by this summer. If you'd like to help as an organizer/judge, or even if you have advice or suggestions, I would very much appreciate it. Thanks.

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Note, if I am active I can sometimes be reached on the uncyclopedia chat room (click and select #Uncyclopedia)
Archives: #1 (2005) - #2 (2006) - #3 (2007 - pt. 1) - #3b (2007 - pt. 2) - #3c (2007 - pt. 3) - #4 (2008) - #5 (2009)

Barack Obama

You beat me to it, thanks for the revert. Is Senz72 material for Ban Patrol? Only other contributions are new articles, one line apiece, on two high schools. Spıke ¬  10:44 3-Jan-10

I've put a warning on his talkpage. I don't think its anything too serious for Ban Patrol yet and Senz72 seems to have stopped editing anyway. MadMax 10:59, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
OK, thanks Spıke ¬  11:00 3-Jan-10

FlashForward

My article was dumb, but can you suggest to someone to write it?

Sure, I can list it on UN:REQ for you. I can also restore it to your userpage (User:Forseescalamities815/Flash Forward) if you'd like to continue working on it. MadMax 03:56, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Shit, what happened?

Shit, where is everything? All that's here is some Obama thing and my FlashForward thing. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Forseescalamities815 (talk • contribs)

Just archived my talkpage. :) MadMax 04:06, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

YouTubers

Looks s-hexy! Just want User:Bpenguin17 wanted! Thanks for fixing it up!

“You are our best and only friend!”
~ Darrell Hannah as Pris on Eyes

Thanks, but you should really thank User:Mhaille. I just borrowed the coding from one of his old subpages. MadMax 08:36, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Mike Tyson

Hi Max! Hope you had fun New Year start. I saw the Registered Users Only on the Tyson Page. Could you do the same for December 21, 2012, it's getting dumped on all the time. I created an area for "Bull Shit" but people don't use it.. humm!? I guess they're like me, and even think their crap is funny. Ha! Stay cool--Funnybony 19:02, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Actions speak louder than words. Cool!--Funnybony 09:09, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Flying Purple People Eater

Hi Max, who should be contacted to add Flying Purple People Eater to this template {cannibal}? Much appreciated.--Funnybony 17:49, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

It's unprotected so anyone is free to edit the template. I went ahead and added it for you. MadMax 17:53, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Man, you are fast. Anyone (like you) who knows the trick! Thanks..--Funnybony 18:05, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry if I mess up your page, but I'm taking a chance that you might dig this. I think it's AWESOME!!!
--Funnybony 18:12, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks. This is pretty good stuff. :) MadMax 05:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thank You

For taking care of that vandal, he was annoying--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 16:14, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

G-Rex

Dude! I think this is funny. But what do I know? Any potential? I'm afraid to send to Pee or VFH, which is kind of like a pigs trip to the slaughter house. I guess I should be thankful that a page even sticks at all. That means it's "good enough". I'm glad you enjoyed the VDO. It's the only time I ever heard a Freddy Mercury song sung better than Freddy. I think Freddy would have really liked to hear that, had he been alive. U cool!--Funnybony 16:38, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

Well I'm really not the best person to ask about that. :) I generally do maintenance and other tedious tasks but I did like it. I fixed some minor things, mostly adding links and punctuation, I hope you don't mind. I think it definatly has a lot of promise. MadMax 10:30, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

---Hi Max, every time I look at your edits I learn something. Thanks for the help and encouragement. I went ahead and made it as good as I could. Maybe anyone else can improve it. If it's good enough I hope someone will Nom it. But if it's good enough to stick is already good enough. BTW: Someone (not me) made a page on Soma, and I made some contributions. Then I saw it was huffed. If you give me a chance I'll try to salvage that page.. otherwise you have no Soma in Uncyclopedia (a sobering thought!). A while back I was given the chance but missed it. Where can I work on Soma? Thanks as always--Funnybony 19:08, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Apparently User:MrN9000 moved to your userpage (User:Funnybony/Soma) in October. Looking forward to seeing what you do with it! MadMax 19:10, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

---Wow!!! Thanks. They was on my face all the time, them glasses. Q: It has no discussion page, I wonder why it was huffed?--Funnybony 19:14, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

I checked the discussion page but it had a single message from an IP which was basically vandalism. MadMax 19:18, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

---Hi Max, I'm about ready with Soma but can't find the link to upload the pictures. Is that suspended or something?--Funnybony 21:20, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Yankees images

While I understand the reason for your rearrangement, an important sentence association is lost between the two pictures that way I am going to try some different things. Also, I think the "antics" pictures are too small.

Thanks --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 17:22, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Oh sorry about that. Go ahead and revert my changes if you need to. MadMax 17:24, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
Nope. Revert was not the right choice. Just some further development. I think you were on the right track: it looks much better now than before, thanks to your help. Thanks. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 17:48, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Soma

Hey Max! I hope it's OK now. If so, how to get this page back on Broadway? Can you just do it? Thanks always--Funnybony 02:02, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Max, here's what I did: I made a new page called Soma© which is think is a better name. So if you restate the Soma article, which is the same, then I'll just change Soma© as a redirect page. Is that OK?--Funnybony 05:02, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

---OR, vise versa. Make the page Soma a redirect page to Soma© which is a more absurd name for a celestial fiction. That OK?--Funnybony 05:26, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Jeez! What a guy!--Funnybony 14:51, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

---Max, a WWW search of Soma turned up a handful of bogus brands, and about a zillion pictures of Soma, the famous X model. So I got a decent picture of her and added an "Alternate Meaning" to Soma. Check it out and let me know if it's OK - kinda sexy, you know how bad that is!--Funnybony 23:27, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

You,good sir,are awesome

Not only do you make awesome articles,but you also make awesome morrowind mods.You're also a great admin. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Spartadude (talk • contribs)

Sure you've got the right guy? MadMax 11:11, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, he's sure! I mean, Uncyclopedian of the Year! I third the motion! Yo Spartadude, please vote YES for Max as Uncyclopedian of the Year! (again). He's the only decent chap in the entire world. I did!--Funnybony 14:54, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Deletion Archive 199

Video iPod Nano U2 HD Had four votes against it and none for, but it was moved to the archive page without being deleted or having its VFD tag removed. What happened? --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:41, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

That's weird. I guess I missed that one. Thanks for letting me know. MadMax 10:51, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

Writing contest

Replace the Turkey's Day Ball with your contest. Seriously. That writing competition is dead and tawdry. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:33 Jan 15 2010

Honestly, I'd be happy if I could pull this off even for one year. Is anyone organizing a TDB this year? MadMax 00:30, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Mike Tyson On Women

"What I want in a woman is protection. Loyalty. Companionship. Loyalty, friendship, companionship, ferociousness. I want her to protect me, and have my back to the bitter end. If I have a fight, I want her to jump in. Even if I'm winning; even if she's ninety pounds. I like strong women—not necessarily a masculine woman—but I like strong women. I like strong, say a woman who runs a C.E.O. corporation. I like a strong woman with confidence—massive confidence—and then I want to dominate her sexually."---As stated in documentary film, Tyson. No need to change a word, he's great!--Funnybony 15:44, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

I'm a spammer? Dude you need help

Me a spammer? Dude you really need help. HELLO! I'm a respected web admin of several websites. If I was going to spam you, I would do it with style. I'm tempted just to DDOS you, aka fuck your internet to unusable. And my contributions are crap? Get a sense of humor, I was just trying to start something cool off, All foundations are crap, but eventually you get a tower. MadMax? Suits you Mad, I can agree on, your one pissed off guy. Max? Mad at Maxium power. Anyway, iI don't even know why I am still here/ The preceding unsigned comment was added by Yourlife (talk • contribs)

Max here is a legend on this Wiki. You, on the other hand, have contributed such gems as "School Mates are generally friends you rip the clothes off and fuck hard". If that's your idea of a sense of humour, I'm sure we'll survive without your contributions. Also if you're a respected admin on several wikis, you'll know all about complicated wiki things like signing your posts, right? Good luck with life! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:33, Jan 19
I was just going to revert him (again) but since you replied.. Those kind of guys are what makes this wiki even more fun.. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:37 • Tuesday, 19-01-2010
UU, you got it all wrong, he's not a wiki admin, he's a respected webmaster of several sites. Now you know, respected webmasters don't tend to DDOS to prove a point, so he's either not a webmaster, not respectable or just...not here? Hey? where did you go? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:43, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Heya!

I need a favor - you IRC?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:40, 20 January 2010

I can try, but I don't think the computer I'm using will let me connect. MadMax 06:42, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
Nevermind, it's all good.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:45, 20 January 2010

History of Great Britain

Your reorg makes sense, as there was a lot in here other than history--but I hope you synch'ed with Romartus, who was sort of tasked (by Mr.N. and me) to salvage what he could from this in lieu of unceremonious deletion, in which direction the vote on VFD was headed. Spıke ¬  23:14 20-Jan-10

Thanks for telling me. I've left him a note on his talk page. MadMax 23:19, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Did I mention how awesome you are?

I'm sure I have. In-fact I have already given you my highest award and so have nothing further to offer. I guess all I can say is that I am really pleased that you are still around. When I look at RC I see you doing awesome things everywhere. I have noticed some trends in what you have been doing of late, such as adding semi-protection to more pages than was the norm in the past, and I really just wanted to say that I totally support this direction change. I think it's the right way to go. I think I'm starting to see this more from some of the other admins also. We sure as heck don't want no IP edits, but it is a fact that as the wiki grows some pages are better given semi-protection. Like you, I see no need to make any formal change to policy, but think that what you have been doing is very much the direction which Uncyc is best to go. Again, thanks for being you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:06, Jan 21

Well thanks. :) It's great to see you back around the place. I've really just been protecting pages I find that either have had vandalism go unnoticed for a long time or are high-level targets for IPs. You know, I really do think there should be semi-protection for featured articles at least. It breaks my heart just looking at Ireland these days... MadMax 00:22, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Mr9000 lies, by the way. I gave you his highest award: an Uncylopedia-pattern'd Snuggie. And you are great, by the way. I'm pretty sure that you're a robot, programmed for doing stuff, trying to understand that human emotion called "love". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:28, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Ummmmmmmmmmm

You just merged TARDIS and The Retardis. Those are two completely different articles, dude. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:42, 23 January 2010

Sorry about that. In my defense, the main article (TARDIS) did say its official name was "Re Entry To Any Random Destination In Space". MadMax 23:49, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
Ah yeah, I see how TARDIS also mocks the name like that. Maybe I'll move the other one to UnScripts, since that's basically what it is. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:56, 23 January 2010

Spike

It's understandable that you would want Spike to redirect to Spikes. But it was cute that it used to redirect to my user page. I considered it an honor! but nothing is permanent. Spıke ¬  02:13 24-Jan-10

I removed the links to Spike from mainspace so it should be an acceptable shortcut to your userpage now. MadMax 02:45, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

You mean you removed the redirect? I am once again honored. By the way, I use the Uncyclopedia search bar exclusively and wonder if there could be a shortcut for typing Special:Watchlist all the time. Spıke ¬  02:49 24-Jan-10

I don't think its possible to make a redirect for special pages. User:Sannse or User:Spang might know for certain though. MadMax 03:01, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. Hey, what happens if you delete the Spike redirect altogether? I can see that I'm going through the redirect now, but before, I didn't see anything. For example, typing Plectrum into the search bar (since we VFD'd the article by the same name) takes you to the user by that name. Spıke ¬  03:07 24-Jan-10

Typing SPIKE will automatically take you to your userpage, though not spike for some reason (at least when I tried it). Like Plectrum, it's a feature of the search bar. MadMax 03:10, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, that was how it worked. That implies that instead of redefining the redirect, it could just be deleted. Either way works. Spıke ¬  03:38 24-Jan-10

When I tried Spike, it went to the search page for me. I assume this is because its case sensitive. MadMax 03:41, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

You might be right. I had to go for all-caps because someone got to the username first a couple of years ago. Thanks for the investigation. Spıke ¬  03:50 24-Jan-10

Cyprus

What is your problem with my edits on Cyprus? You undo without explanation like retards. at least write THE REASON for undo, you dumbfuck. camoka4 12:14, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Your edits, with due respect, weren't exactly constructive. The reason I reverted your changes was because you removed the coat of arms and replaced the flag with a somewhat inapproprite image. MadMax 12:32, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
I'm going to replace the Cyprus satellite map (dunno what's funny about it) with cyprus.jpg , is that OK for you? camoka4
That's fine. MadMax 05:14, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
The article Cyprus is locked. Can you please lift the lock and replace the satellite map with cyprus.jpg ? Also I want to edit the article for Turkey . Thanks. camoka4
I've added the map for you. As for editing Turkey, the page is closed to anonymous and new editors like yourself. You should be able to edit the page in time but, if you don't want to wait, you can talk to User:Mhaille about unprotecting the page. MadMax 11:03, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you for adding the map. camoka4

Help

Max, can you ban the guy who is currently repeatedly blanking Vandalize Wikipedia Day? --ChiefjusticeDS 08:14, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks muchly. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:17, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
Turns out the genius has managed to find another way to carry on, could you sort him out when you have a second? (I promise I'm going now) --ChiefjusticeDS 08:21, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thank ya kindly...

I rely jus hav a firs grade reedin level, thx for s-s-s-sprucin' up my paige, dawg...

No, really. Danke, as they say in the German language. Hm. I was attempting to add the contents box there and well, hm. Computers hate me. Thug life. Quasihobo 01:36, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. MadMax 01:38, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Sondre Havneraas

Hi mate,

You just deleted one of my master pieces. It was tasteful, informative, but most of all beneficial for the common norwegian. Was the problem that the article was written in Norwegian? Is that not allowed, or is it just some sort of 'code' I have to write in order for it to be approved.

Cheers,

Camilla

The thing is this is primarily an english-language wiki. What you probably want is the Norwegian Uncyclopedia. I've restored Sondre Havneraas on your userpage (User:Misslebowski/Sondre Havneraas) and if you need help translating it into English you might want to check out Uncyclopedia:Foreign Office. I don't believe there is a Norsk section as yet but I'm sure the project would appreciate someone fluent in Norwegian. MadMax 02:09, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

THE AWARD

Thankz 4 the award.

--Gamma287 18:07, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for writing the article. :) Looking forward to the rest. MadMax 18:13, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Delete These Articles

Sure I know I created them, but I don't want them. Can you delete these articles?

  • Grand Theft Auto Cartoon City II
  • Super Kong

Thanks On Above

Thanks, I didn't have time for those.

Thanks

For the hidden code protection of the giant photo on the Giant Jew Band page. I'm going to have to practice the code for putting hidden messages into the editing section of an article, and should have known to do that. Thanks. I've enjoyed your edits over the months, sometimes I'll track them from recent changes, and always or almost always learn something from watching you work. Thanks. Aleisteer in Chains 2:35 4 Feb. MMX

Well thanks. :) I don't do anything special really. When I'm editing articles, I usually go by Wikipedia's MOS (at least for "normal" articles). Everything else is just experience. MadMax 05:19, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 15:21, Feb 4

Yea, I know you are not on the list for delivery, but I thought you might like a copy of this one... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:24, Feb 4

Oh jeez, lol... MadMax 15:35, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

FYI

File:Cyborg warrior.jpg was restored because it was used in an UnNews article. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:23, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry about that. I thought it was a duplicate of the orphaned image I added to Et Jesus. MadMax 16:28, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
No problem, dude. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:39, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Question:

Can you make this page any better? I managed to save it from the ICU a week or two ago.

Category Add

Can you add this page to the "cities" category?

Sidebar

Hey Max, I've removed the link to VFD on the sidebar for two reasons: first, it's clogs up an already busy sidebar and second, we had that discussion already in the past (but for the life of me I can't find it) that we shouldn't add VFD to the sidebar since it will divert more people to the deletion pages rather than the writing oriented pages. Hope you're OK with it? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:27, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

If it helps... Not even the price of pants thinks we need a link to VFD on there. I remember a time when I did mind. Then Mordillo fed me that special potion which makes you agree with everything he says... Yea, we have discussed this one a few times in various places if I remember. Basically, if you are not a registered user you can't edit it anyway, and voting on VFD is probably something best reserved for those who have been around a while (and as such have found it) anyway and have a fair idea of how things work here. Though it's fine for anyone to vote with VFH obviously, but VFD is kinda different IMO. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:50, Feb 9

Sure, that's totally understandable. MadMax 01:28, February 11, 2010 (UTC)


hey, im new and got a few questions

I hope im doing this right :P... anyways im new with uncylopedia and i went through my watchlist and found your name on it besides a page called "die" witch i added to. Now i'm asuming that means you edited something i said. I just wanted to know if that's what it is. Plus that thing on the top of this page that says Hello. How did you do that, or does every page say that? I think i know how but i just would like some clarification. please respond asap and thanks! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)

I've edited Die a few times in the past though I don't think I changed anything you did specifically. This edit is the only one I made after yours which reverted an IP edit that blanked a section of the article. The watchlist generally shows the most recent edit, rather then every edit, since you last visit a page. As for the above message, it's a sort of template you can customize for a userpage. If you'd like to add one to your userpage feel free to copy it and fill in the text. MadMax 16:59, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks man. Appreciate your help :D

Question Answer

Thank you for doing that. I thought the cat picture was pretty funny. Oh, thanks for adding Cartoon City to the cities category, but can you add this to the Grand Theft Auto category; Grand Theft Auto: Cartoon City. It's an article I fixed up back when I started my account.

Second Question

Would my account be deleted if I removed a fix tag from a page? If I can, I plan to do so. Also, If I wish to keep a copy of a page, can I put the page on my user space?

Sure if you're finished with it. Also you can save almost anything to your userpage. MadMax 19:57, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, but how do you get a redirect to a certain page. I've tried to do a lot of things, but they just screwed up the page. Please reply.

--Gamma287 20:31, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

To make a redirect, you type in #REDIRECT:[[Article name]] and save your edit as normal. When making a redirect, you should type in the current title of the article you want to redirect. Otherwise, you'll create a double redirect (for example, see here). MadMax 00:42, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

Expand Tag Removal

Do I need permission from an admin. to remove the {{expand}} tag? If I do, check the article I am referring to.

--Gamma287 21:51, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

I think as long as you make a decent effort, an author can remove an expand tag without permission. MadMax 00:43, February 13, 2010 (UTC)


Hi Max

Forgive me for whoring on your talk page, but you did express an interest. Funnybony and myself are now working on Lord Christopher Monckton and Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL. Should you have any input on these it would be very welcome. Both are still very much in the early stages and need lots of work still... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:05, Feb 13

Yikes! I forgot I left you a message about that. Sorry, I've been kind of busy recently so I haven't been online much in the last few days. I'd be glad to help out. I guess the most obvious idea is a parody of his global warming speech. This could be based on global warming or maybe Uncyclopedia (i.e. "Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia!") although I'm not sure if that might become repetitive in a full-length article. You could write a regular "encyclopedic" article based on the bios of Monckton and Daniel Davis (Niles the Butler from The Nanny) from Wikipedia. MadMax 02:24, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
Dammit! Not everyone in the UK is called Niles you know! OK. They are. Well we have those two rather under way now, so I guess we would be looking at a 3rd article if we went with the Niles the nanny angle. I see where you are going with it though. Maybe that could be Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL DENIAL. something along the lines of "I REFUSE to belive that someone just wrote Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL and did it all seriously! Everyone knows that Lord Christopher Monckton is really Niles the Butler from the Nanny" :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:33, Feb 13
It could be kind of funny if you think about it. He hasn't really done anything in awhile so it could be plausible that he's running a one-man show on global warming. Monckton could even be a fictional persona something to what Borat is to Sasha Baron Cohen. They do have a slight resemblance to each other and similar mannerisms (both of them doing "Southern accents" for example). MadMax 02:57, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
(diff) (hist) . . N Medieval Warming period‎; 02:41 . . (+29) . . MadMax (Talk | contribs | block)
(←Redirected page to A wizard did it)

Lol. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:44, Feb 13

I couldn't resist. ;-) MadMax

Lord Christopher Monckton

Hey Max! I'm MAD at you. I was laughing nonstop reading the edits and links you made on above subject, made famous by illustrious MrN. Although I enjoy laughing, it is quite illegal, and now I'm in a bloody pickle. So I'll have to tell the "Man" that MadMax made me laugh, and that should get me off the hook. Maybe. By the way, please don't stop. It still itches!--Funnybony 09:08, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

When Madmax last time red Beginner's Guide?

"...be funny and not stupid..." - it is what you should follow in your edits. Another thing - stop reverting other contributors' when they do interesting and humorous edits. You are here not to rule the world, but to create funny and interesting - NOT STUPID - articles. What was good in 2007, is not good in 2010. High and dry - is not in demand. Do not revert interesting articles back to 2007. 14 Feb. 2010, Artop

Mr Artop. He reverted back to 26 January 2010 you idiot. Get your facts straight. This Madmax user you are rather rudely addressing won Uncyclopedian of the Year back in 2007. So rather a long time ago he was already one of the most respected members of this site. Since then he has become even more so. How long have you been here, and how do you know how this site works? Madmax has the most edits on this site of any user. Ever. He also rarely bans users (sometimes I think he's too soft, but that's up to him), and if he does revert an edit it will be because the edit really, really sucked. As yours did. Go read HTBFANJS and stop crying about 1 tiny revert. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:04, Feb 14
Artop, dear old bean! I say! You can go to war with Uncyclopedia all you like, but you will certainly lose. Not because you lost, but because Uncyclopedia always wins. The recommended course of action is to accept your present limitations, declare yourself a "nOOb" and get yourself adopted (Adopt-a-nOOb program). If you're very lucky then MrN (above) might adopt you. And making friends here is highly recommended and helpful. Best wishes, and good evening--Funnybony 21:54, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
I see, guys, you are here under control. I'm not friends-friendly, but truth-friendly. Whom, the hell need "biography 2005" now? I see this insert appeared. Is there any problem with yer 2010? Who needs the past years snow? All media and press keep themselves alive only by giving news. Madmax has nostalgia for his old glory, but this is not a reason to keep Uncyclopedia in a shape of old potato. Feb. 17/2010/Artop
Artop, allow me to respond kindly by saying - shut the fuck up. Do you really think you'll be taken seriously by blaming one of the most admired editors here of keeping crap content for the sake of nostalgia, while not even being able to sign your posts properly? Spend some time reading BGBU and learn how to converse with your fellow editors. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:01, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
Who the bleep are you??? (I'm not truth-friendly, but humor-friendly.) Spıke ¬  15:30 17-Feb-10

G-Rex

Max, good work on cleaning up G-Rex.--Funnybony 09:00, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Req Award

Hi Max! I wasn't sure if you knew, but the user MrCleveland has been infini-banned for sockpuppetry, writing too many failed articles and then for having a strop at MrN9000 something I have no idea about. Well anyway, I'm not here to gossip or start drama, but i noticed he's top of the table for creating requested articles, and yet out of the 12 he's created, 9 have either been huffed or moved to userspace. Perhaps the count should be adjusted accordingly, as he's obviously not going to be working on them anytime soon, and it's not fair to the other users on the list. This isn't a vanity thing, as I'm nowhere near topping the list, and I respect Maniac1075's contributions to making worthwhile requested articles.

Anyway, I originally came here just to discuss that issue, but I was overcome with horror when I noticed my count said I had 1 article moved to userspace. I tried checking my articles made from requests, and couldn't find any that were moved. Do you mind double checking this for me please.

Also, I've always wondered what italicised usernames on the most awarded list indicates.

Another random question, your last name in real life isn't Mitten is it? Thanks for putting up with my irritating inquisitions. --Matfen 11:51, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Matfen815 You have NO IDEA why that user was banned. I can tell you it certainly was not due to some of the reasons you suggested. Please do not attempt to know my mind, and certainly don't suggest you know it to others. If Max needs to know the details of this complex situation he can contact me via IRC. You Matfen815 don't need to know. Sorry to be so cold, but I do not like to be mis-represented. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:10, Feb 15
Sorry, that's just how it appeared to me. His reasons for being banned weren't supposed to be my topic of discussion, and if I'd realized how it sounded when I innocently wrote it down, I would have left it out. I guess that's just another downside to communication on the internet. Am I still allowed to talk to Max about ReqAward, or should I just leave that to the big bad admins? My apologies again, and I hope I didn't make your shitlist. --Matfen 18:27, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
I think I probably need to apologise. Looks like you took my comment more seriously than I mistakenly took yours. You will never be censored from talking about things which make Uncyc better. I did not reply to you about your actual question as I know that's one of MadMax's areas and that he normally decides what happens with UN:REQ. I'm sure Max will give you his view next time he pops in. Now, I had better get off Max's talk page before he bans me for loitering. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:15, Feb 15
No worries, and in the future I'll be more careful of writing in a style that sounds like I'm bitching while getting my hair and nails done. --Matfen 21:58, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the Help

Thanks for giving me the Redirect coding. My articles would be pretty screwed up about now. Yet, I have another question: Would I be able to create a redirect page for an unused user name, or would I be deleted?

--Gamma287 15:46, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure though I'm guessing probably not. If someone wanted to register under a specific name, such as one you might choose, they wouldn't be able to since it would already be "taken". MadMax 02:23, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Category

Will you add a category: Right-Wing Users? Also, will you lock the Cartoon City page so that registered users only can edit it.

--Gamma287 16:17, February 15, 2010 (UTC)


Template:Golden Iron Cross

I copied the code to Template:Golden Iron Cross so when you add it just type {{Golden Iron Cross}} MadMax 02:16, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

QNL template

My Forum thread on {{Q}} is closed, but it now seems there is also a {{QNL}}, which is a redirect to {{Q}} used on somewhere between 250 and 500 pages. If {{QNL}} has no remaining use, can one of your robots convert it? Spıke ¬  13:47 16-Feb-10

I don't have any bots but I can ask User:Spang if he has any that could do the job. That is, of course, unless you'd like me to do it? ;-) MadMax 17:24, February 17, 2010 (UTC)

I was hoping that no one would have to do it personally; also that you would know whether there was a historical reason to maintain {{QNL}}. Indeed, please refer this to Spang. Spıke ¬  18:57 17-Feb-10

The ReqAward Strikes Back

New topic because the old one made me a sad panda. Good work on adjusting the ReqAward score, but I noticed my count was still at 1 article moved to userspace, so I changed it myself so it would be less bother for you. It didn't occur to me before how much of a pain it would be for you to find out which requested articles I wrote and check they hadn't been moved, so here they all are.

Alec Baldwin
Michael Biehn
Rwanda
Chris Rock

I think the error might have stemmed from me momentarily moving Chris Rock to my userspace, as at that time I didn't think I would be able to finish it very quickly. I managed to anyway, and moved it back, but the last time you might have seen it, was probably when it was userspaced. Sorry for the inconvenience again, and keep up the goodwork, o' silent guardian of Uncyclopedia. --Matfen 21:58, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry I must have missed those. Thanks for updating it. MadMax 22:07, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
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