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== What is your problem ==
you had 'flagged' lets say my first ever post/article, what the hell was ur reason? u cant go around randomly flagging stuff cos u dont find it funny, u may just not have a sense of humour, but guess what, other people do, people like me and the other guy who helped me write all of that up which u got deleted. thanks a lot and enjoy ur 40+ nominations for a block, oh and ps, dont be a suck up u jelly banana enzo chorizo much
==The small yellow flowers of ''Brassica napus''!!!==
==The small yellow flowers of ''Brassica napus''!!!==

Revision as of 22:23, November 8, 2010

Welcome to my talkpage.

Be a dear and make a new section at the bottom where I might actually see it, remember to sign your posts, and do be nice, eh? I can't stop you from hating me, but we can at least all pretend to get along. Although I also reserve the right to correct spelling or grammar of anything left in the vicinity and to complain loudly if you do something that annoys me, so that might be difficult.

I will most likely respond here unless asked otherwise; even then I'll probably respond here anyway because I'm dense. It may also sometimes take me awhile to do so for various reasons, but please be patient.

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What is your problem

you had 'flagged' lets say my first ever post/article, what the hell was ur reason? u cant go around randomly flagging stuff cos u dont find it funny, u may just not have a sense of humour, but guess what, other people do, people like me and the other guy who helped me write all of that up which u got deleted. thanks a lot and enjoy ur 40+ nominations for a block, oh and ps, dont be a suck up u jelly banana enzo chorizo much

The small yellow flowers of Brassica napus!!!

ZOMG Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:22, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

You mean rapeseed? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:50, 25 October 2010
Oh, hello... you come bearing flowers? How sweet. I'm sure the cat will love them. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101025 - 21:00 (UTC)


 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Oct 2010 ~ 00:07 (UTC)

*half-heartedly stabs Happytimes* Wait, you're an IC guy... something about a picture... dammit, now I don't remember. Oh well, you probably saw it. Or not. Or you will? What was it? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 00:09 (UTC)

A nice and easy rape above

Very gentle. The best rapes are gentle. By the way, I am proud to share the front page with you, and congratulations on Wrists. Looks very nice up there. Yay! The article Dreaming 00:28 26 10

Yay! We're hogging the mainpage! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 00:32 (UTC)

You're on vandal patrol too. That pic he threw on the site is actually pretty funny. Potatochopper of the month. Aleister 20:01 26 10

What? I thought I didn't actually... oh, wait, you mean that? It was less funny when pages were being replaced with it. And I don't think permabanned users can be nominated for that, let alone IPs... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 20:02 (UTC)
Brave mouse


Joking about potatochopper. But the pic made me laugh. Waz ya doin'? Do you cook? Are you making food right now? I must be hungry. Aleister 20:06 26 10
I'm falling into a stupor induced by lack of food. I can't even write, I'm so out of it. And I don't have a mouse, so I can't do anything else... uuurg. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 20:10 (UTC)

A double-double

Congrats! You will dominate the main page all by yourself. Yay! again. Is this your Hall of Shame entry? Yay! Aleister 20:31 26 10

Yay, me... thanks. And Chief didn't make a linkey to it, either. So none of the links except the more go to the article itself... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 20:39 (UTC)


I hope the mouse is working out for you. Feed it peanut butter, she likes that. A formal thanks for voting for my Dreaming page. You will now dream the dreams of the peaceful for lots of night in a row! Appreciated. On thst sci-fi gif, I figure I can just move it to Spock or Kirk's page, it should feel at home there. If a few people really dislike it it's better far away from a Colonization page, so, yeah. I saw you wanted me to ask you to proofread pages so you can read them. Can you please proofread California Marijuana Initiative? It needs it, according to John Lydon, who found at least two errors that I can't find. This way you can read it, and urge your friends to vote (not on VFH, well, not only on VFH, but in California next Tuesday). I did some work on the frat page, it seems semi-interesting with fair possibilities. Congrats on everything again too! Aleister 16:35 27 10

It's... an interesting mouse, to be sure. I voted for that? I thought I didn't... or maybe that was a different one. Dammit, Aleister, you've had way too much stuff on VFH of late! XD
That would be nice... it would, putting the gif elsewhere.
Alright, when I'm done with my coursework. And jobwork, for that matter... I need to do that again one of these days, lest I stop being able to purchase groceries. Groceries are important. And I ain't in California; don't know anyone who is. And the frat page, I know nothing of. Had to go to wikipedia just to find out what the subject even was... strange, that I'd never heard of it. Anyhoo, cheers and thanks. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:08 (UTC)

Did you know?

  1. That the name Lyrithya is Zulu slang for organic DMT?
  2. That your article on wrists is way better than Wikipedia?
  3. That Aleister is not actually in chains?
  4. That my new collaboration with Sog, United States of Earth, written in 2070 AD, is ready to Nom?
  • Yes, now you know all that... Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:17, Oct 27
  1. What does DMT mean?
  2. Wikipedia is only good for certain things...
  3. That's because I sold them on eBay.
  4. I'll look at it later.
Okay. Cheers. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:21 (UTC)
Well, in organic Africa Lyrithya means Dimethyltryptamine. Wiki (where I came from before here) is good for anything BUT laughs. So we leave them to ponder facts, and nothing but the facts. And those chains, the reason I know is because I bought them on eBay. Hope you like the USE history. It hasn't happened yet, but it did. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:46, Oct 27
Heh, neat. My other username, Athyria, is a type of fern... and don't count it out for laughs entirely; some reality is way funnier than anything folks could make up. And sometimes the conversations people have there are pretty damn amusing, too...
Oh. How are you liking the chains, then?
O_o Well, that should be an interesting read... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 18:29 (UTC)


Which sentences do you find confusing? Spıke Ѧ 19:57 28-Oct-10

I'll tell you later. When I've actually read it. *whistles and makes a hasty exit* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:07 (UTC)
But seriously... the bit about signing is bloody awkward to read. And why do you explain how to copy that thing, anyhoo? Perhaps if they cannot figure it out, they shouldn't be nominating things. I can't figure it out half the time, and I certainly shouldn't be nominating things, after all... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:10 (UTC)

This is not much to go on. Previously, there were no instructions except to follow instructions in the code. One reason I tried to rewrite it is that UnLaw nominated an article yesterday and did everything wrong. I'll take another look at it, but please be more specific if you can. Spıke Ѧ 20:25 28-Oct-10

Oh. And... I... can't be more specific. Sorry. Although I distinctly remember there being something worse before, but now I can't find it, so... guess you must have fixed it, whatever it was. Or maybe I was imagining things... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:32 (UTC)

No, I can't fix it, because it is in a template, whose source is protected. And it's still at the top of VFD. You've probably never read it; no one reads it, because of all the big, italic, brown, pink, and red type designed to compel people to read it. I'll do what I can.

In other news, we have a persistent blanker, "CosbyCorp Executive"--I've gone to UN:BP and just now to IRC to get him banned. Spıke Ѧ 20:34 28-Oct-10

No, no, no, I mean on your version, there was something that downright confused me before. But I do read the main one; it has... some holes. Yours, however, possibly takes it too far with thoroughness, but then again I am always underestimating the denseness of people... you've already done amazingly. If you can do even more so, that'd be... er... amazing.
And I saw that... strange, strange thing. Very persistent, not even bothering with other things? Odd, indeed. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:38 (UTC)

Though he does seem to know of Mordillo and has taken to forging his signature. Spıke Ѧ 20:44 28-Oct-10

I saw that, too... so, er... how many idiots has Mordillo banned? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:46 (UTC)

Wing Commander

Oooh--Tag team rollback! It's harder to figure out what's happening from the reports than working solo. But I feel like one of the two young pilots shooting down the Kilrathi in Wing Commander. Spıke Ѧ 20:49 28-Oct-10

And... I have almost no idea what you're talking about. Except I guess I do. And Zombiebaron's given it a nice bonk, so it works out. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:51 (UTC)
I wish Zombiebaron would give me a nice bonk once in a while. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:52, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oh? Why has he not? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:55 (UTC)

Lyrithya, if you haven't seen that sci-fi B movie, they were two young lovers in separate fighter jets, defying orders to return to the mother ship, because they were joyously blasting aliens. Anyway, I decided that "batch your votes" was the confusing part and have rewritten the section on Voters. See if that's better. Spıke Ѧ 21:01 28-Oct-10

Hype, maybe Zombie doesn't bonk "that way." Spıke Ѧ 21:02 28-Oct-10

So, these pilots--'cause they defied orders!--stay in the gunfight until one's jet is disabled by exploded scrap metal, and the other watches as she crash lands on the runway of this space-bound aircraft carrier (and I mean crashes, despite the vacuum), and as the Wing Commander orders a (zero-gravity) tractor to push her jet off the runway--and it falls down. A tear-jerker, if you can keep suspending disbelief. And we don't have an article on this classic. That may have to change. Spıke Ѧ 21:07 28-Oct-10 post-edited

Yeah, sure, I dunno. I was going to launch into a tirade about inconsistent structure within your thingy, but now I can't be bothered. Frankly, it's fine, and that did help, and I most probably was imagining whatever my original gripe was about... nlargle.
Sounds... like a lovely plot. O_o ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 21:22 (UTC)

Plot? There was one of those too. It was a big battle with the aliens, but the key player (with psychic powers) had the Fleet Commander's confidence, but his only way to demonstrate that was by showing his adversary his signet ring; and he had the rank of Admiral, but didn't disclose that until the middle of the big battle. The grunts all looked it up, on their shipboard computers, then he was Big Man in Space. The movie deserves Uncyclopedia's best. Spıke Ѧ 02:59 29-Oct-10

I should watch this. It could give me ideas for further cheese for Protagonist... which begs the question. What sort of cheese do I need? *wanders off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 03:03 (UTC)


Thanks!! Every time you do that I can't believe how much I missed. I've read it over and over again and missed all those obvious errors. Thanks. And (sadness mixed with pathos) I removed the flash from Cemetery after the voting thing at the frat made me rethink it, and Cheddar weighed in. Sadness. I see wayyyyy up there that you mention my stuff on VFH, yeah, I'll hold off on my own stuff for two weeks or so, and maybe nom one of Romartus's or something. I would like to vote for protaganist though. I nommed those two (Cemetery and Marijuana) because they were topical to this next week. And by the way, and early Happy Halloween!!! Twanksk agains. Aleister 21:47 28 10

p.s. As for DMT, googleish "Terence McKenna" and "DMT". Lots of data will appear. Have you ever listened to McKenna's taped lectures? Goo goo ga ga.
Eh, you didn't miss much. That, or I missed a bit too... actually, I probably did miss a bit. I seem to be falling asleep, in fact... and shiny, shiny. Shiiiiny. You really... eh, it hasn't been that bad, and the topics are only nice if that even times out... anyhow, I'm just easily confused-like. I'll finish protagonist later. Probably much later. Much, much later. As in, eventually. Like, really... um... *passes out* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 21:54 (UTC)
/Covers with blanket, tiptoes out, turns off lights. Aleister 21:58 28 10

Continued from User talk:Lyrithya/archive03#News about TAW

A few years back, a lot of the vandalism that happened on the site came from AOL proxy IPs. These guys were notoriously hard to block and eventually the admins at the time had to use rangeblocks to get the problem under control. I ended up getting caught in a few myself. :) MadMax 05:19, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

So, on the off chance you notice that I moved this...
How do IP blocks work, anyhow? Or was this before you made your user-thingy? Or did this help you decide to make a user thing? Or is that unrelated? Or... okay, that stuff is complicated. Did that keep them out? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 21:16 (UTC)

Funny you should bring that up. My first contact with a regular editor came about because of that. The rangeblocks certainly kept a lid on the AOL vandals for awhile though apparently a few users were blocked in the process and there was some talk on the forums about banning IPs from the site altogether. These days AOL isn't quite as popular as it used to be so there's a lot less vandalism coming from that particular ISP. In fact, I don't think anyone has had to use a rangeblock in a long time. Its funny because, looking back, this was such a big deal. Anyway it was a happy ending for everyone (except the vandals of course). MadMax 06:45, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

You are... history, you are.
Eh, that's awful. I'm glad it now will exclude logged in folks, though, since... well, yeah. I mean, it does, right? I always assumed it did... but I can see why it would have been a big deal, then. Bloody annoying. Still, I think I'd have been for allowing the bad in with the good, if that was the price, as the case was... so there'd be more to clean up, so what? Some people are worth it, no?
Vandals like to find ways, though. Waays... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 07:19 (UTC)

Lol. I spend most of my time in the SpecialPages so I'm actually out of the loop on most things around here. If you're ever in IRC you should talk to some of the older editors if you want some really good stories. I think even some of the old regulars, like Splaka, still drop in from time to time. I'm pretty sure that registered users are excluded from IP blocks (unless they were banned of course). MadMax 04:16, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

All your time? All? Now, really, cannot be all... and I've been on IRC... haven't seen Splaka. Seen a few, though; they're like ghosts in the leaves, drifting by as if nothing was solid. Mostly it's other folk, though. Names and words and mumbled decapitations. No idea if they even use the wiki, and asking would ruin the magic of it, with some of them.
I got banned and tried logging in with a sock and was still banned, once... it was actually kind of reassuring. But that's really all I know; this stuff's a great mystery to me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 04:41 (UTC)

Oh really? That's too bad. Dr. Skullthumper mentioned it last time he was here (although that was around a year ago so..) It's been a really long time since I've been on IRC. Also, in addition to the SpecialPages, I use the maintenance categories and the "Things to do" page. So technically not "all" my time. :)

I know that when administrators block registered users they have the option to block the specific IP address used so that person can't simply just make a new account. I assume the sock account was probably using the same IP address. MadMax 03:51, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, well, it seems to be improving from how it was for awhile, at least. Folks coming back, folks finally getting banned for being arses and making it safe for other folks to come back... eh. Well, the huff log certainly speaks to your efforts, at least for now. And I seriously did not know about that What you can do page, oh dear... and there really is so much to do, odd... yeah.

Myup, same IP... apparently I'm too lazy to actually evade bans. Still, eh. Not like I've had much reason to; only annoying bans I got were when three admins decided to ban me in rapid succession for the same thing... well, sort of. The last guy just did it because he saw the other two doing it, apparently... Don't you ban me too, please. Well, unless I actually do something to deserve it... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 06:21 (UTC)

Why Shouldn't redirects be funny?

Do you have a sense of humor? Redirecting Palestine to Auschwitz is funny -redirecting to Israel is tragic!

Redirects should assist users in finding articles primarily, secondarily they should amuse if possible. What you are doing there is making a political statement which isn't funny and invites vandalism, don't do it again. --ChiefjusticeWii 18:22, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for cleaning up after me...

ArticleWhisperAward MadMax has awarded you a cookie for helping TAW!
Because we can't actually pay you.

Yay! I'm useful! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 06:29 (UTC)


For chasing the vandal away from pages I work on. You chased him so far down the road that he's not even throwing apples at us anymore. Yay! I hope you used a shotgun, that usually does the trick, and then we bury them out back. Everyone buries their things out back. Out back has taken on a things buried connotation. Which all reminds me, HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEENNNNN!!!! Aleister 16:30 Samhain MMX

It seemed very intent on its single message. I, on the other hand, was already in a bad mood and had a crossbow; of course I would take aim and fire. Any little excuse to inflict damage... but a crossbow is only that, a crossbow, and it does not necessarily end anything. Bloody teatime. Always bloody teatime; ain't nobody on with a proper frying pan...
AAAHGH! Halloween?! I need a costume, I need a costume! AAAAGH! *panics and runs around, flailing* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 16:45 (UTC)


If there was a quote of the week in here, I would like to nominate this one you put in a pee review, placed on the desk of contributors:-

All manner of people could be reading this; make sure it could also be funny to Lithuanians.

We could always redirect all Lithuanian readers to Battle of Grunwald! Your comment made it a good start to Monday! Thanks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:37, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

It's a good and valid comment, really. Probably had something to do with my recently reading that article, of course... ah, them fellas. Now the real question is, why were you even reading that review? Not that it matters, but I am rather curious.
Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 18:47 (UTC)
Well I was considering helping with a Pee Review but knowing my reputation here as Mr Nyet, I looked at one of your pee reviews as an example. That's where I saw your Lithuanian comment. Many years ago a magazine editor told me that on a publication he worked which was about agriculture, they had a photo of one their typical readers posted to a noticeboard. It showed a farmer in rubber boots (wellington boots we would come in the UK), sitting in his tractor and ploughing a field. The idea being that if Farmer Giles couldn't understand it, the article was so much manure. Though there is already the 'Codeine Mom test' , we could always have Funny to Lithuanians? instead. Perhaps it could be called the F.T.L ? for short! Thanks also for the nom, I wasn't expecting it but thanks again. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:24, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
What?! Why would you look at mine? Mine are horrible examples; I usually have no idea what's going on in articles and so just start rambling in every direction in the hopes that I'll happen across something useful. They're hardly the sort of thing you would want to use as an example of good. Or were you looking for an example of bad? Actually, I could point you in the direction of some particularly atrocious ones some users have done... er... wait, maybe that wouldn't be such a good idea.
Seriously, though, if you want to see good ones, look to reviewers like Black flamingo11 and ChiefjusticeDS and Why do I need to provide this? and HELPME; they're actually consistently good and stuff, you know?
Heh, whatever the name to it, the Farmer Giles, Codeine's mum, Lithuanians in general, does it matter so long as the point is made? Mind, you're already Mr. Anti-Injokes, so perhaps it could just undergo a Romartus test...
And as for the nom, I wasn't expecting it, either, but somehow I wound up on the wrong page, and... yeah. (I really wasn't kidding about that. Still, you do deserve it.) ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 19:39 (UTC)

Sincere thanks


WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:20, Nov 1
Congratulations; this is what you get for being amazing.
In other news, were you the one I was going to do something for, and then forgot about it? Or was that someone else? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 18:48 (UTC)

You deserve this

Your hard work is noticed and appreciated. --ChiefjusticeWii 21:18, November 1, 2010 (UTC) What? What hard work?
...are you doing this just to mess with my head? are doing this just to mess with me, aren't you...
Urrrrg. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 21:34 (UTC)
Wait, you are serious, aren't you? I mean, you're you... you tend to be serious about these things. Er, I guess... glad to be of assistance? Okay, I really wish I remembered what I did, now... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 02:06 (UTC)

Format of the VFD table

This showing sponsored by our proud supporter, Bob. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 02:06 (UTC)
Thank you. Our time is up, and we thank Socky for coming by. On next's weeks show we discuss the topic "Gomphog". That should be a lively one. Until then, Aleister 1:59 2 11
Um... 100 maybe? The edits I make when I'm drunk are more likely to wind up in my pile of 10,000 useless edits. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:53, 2 November 2010
Next question. Of those 6,000, how many were posted while you were drunk or sniffing glue, or both? Aleister 1:41 2 11
That's... actually, not that many. Huh. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:40 (UTC)
Let's see... 90% of 85% of 40,000 is 30,600. I think maybe 6,000 of those were unnecessary. I'm just guessing, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:39, 2 November 2010
How many less? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:31 (UTC)
My estimate is that about 85% were useful edits. However, about 90% of those could have probably been achieved using less edits. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 2 November 2010
And Socky is so nice that everyone voted for him twice. Aleister 1:22 2 11
Were they useful edits? If so, it seems likely. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:18 (UTC)
Maybe. Or maybe my 40,000+ edits won them over. I'm really not sure. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:17, 2 November 2010
Is that why you won? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:00 (UTC)
I won UotY and from this point on everyone must... um... just do whatever you like. Yeah. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:59, 2 November 2010
I won... er... actually, I haven't won anything, save for some odd looks and whatever I may have utterly failed to notice. But what if you are the UGotM? Don't make me nominate you... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 00:26 (UTC)
I won UotM at one point, so I'd like to make some changes, myself. From now on, the UGotM is responsible for doing my laundry. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:29, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
All comments to previous comments now go above the comment. Please follow this new way of posting comments. Thank you (I won UotM the month before and didn't get to change stuff too much. So I'll take my opportunity here.) And whomever wins this month should plan on doing something too. I wonder who that will be????? Aleister 23:13 1 11

L, I swear I didn't wake up this morning and say, "I just won a spiffy award and am going to start throwing my weight around by changing stuff." Does it seem that way? Your speech in the Forum was an able try at peacemaking but also feeds the impression that the question is Spike-versus-Sycamore rather than simply right-side-up versus upside-down. Spıke Ѧ 22:19 1-Nov-10

But you're not playing nice Spıke Ѧ 01:11 2-Nov-10
I don't like to play nice. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:12 (UTC)
SPIKE, dear, that was a joke. I was not being serious, and I most certainly was not attempting to peacemake. If anything, I was trying to lead you both into a cage and... er... nevermind. But see, I was just trying to be an arse and complain as much as I could about both of you before my bus came and I lost internets. It probably would have worked better had I not tried to do it in five minutes, but had I had time to think about it, I probably would have chickened out before intentionally doing something so insanely pointless and needlessly inflammatory as that, anyhow.
Please don't hurt me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 00:26 (UTC)

Playwrite Award

Thanks so much. You really are a dear. Your care is much reciprocated. What are you working on now? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:11, Nov 2

All I did was comment on the award's neglectedness of late... Aleister's the one who had the sense to think of you and actually get the thing up again. Good he did, too; you seem an excellent playwright. That Moon thingy was good...
Right now, I seem to be getting sidetracked every two minutes, though. I haven't the foggiest, in other words. Wait... was yours the masterpiece I was going to poke? I thought it might have been Aleister's, but all my attempts to contact the nutter have led to him running away. Odd, huh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 15:00 (UTC)
/Runs into the clearing for a moment Thanks for helping to get that BFF thing going again, and I ran by and grabbed it to stick in my medicine bag. You are too nice to be here, and should be banned on sight. And no, you didn't promise me anything which hasn't been delivered, so it must be someone else. And when is Protaganist going up for VFH, now that is a great article. Whoops, I hear someone coming. /Hides behind a bread truck, jumps on the back bumper, rides off. Aleister 17:28 2 11
Oh, hello. are you talking to me? That... er... eh?
Well, then whose was it? It couldn't have been flamingo... could it? Arg...
Hold your curls, will ya? It'll go up when I write it properly. That'll happen whenever it happens, which is currently scheduled for infinite distance away. But by this implementation of Dijkstra's, that just means it ain't in sight; who knows if and when it'll actually happen. Could be tomorrow. I kind of doubt it, though, but it could.
Love, are you quite alright? Did you do something? Anger someone? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 22:30 (UTC)

I can't believe...

...I made such a huge mistake. On RadicalX's Corner. Thanks. --Tophat headless 00:45, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

For future reference, it also helps if you close <font> tags instead of just overriding them with further font tags...
But no problem. We all typo sometimes. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 00:48 (UTC)

Noob of the Month

thanks for the Nom I feel special now can I vote myself --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 13:48, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 18:07 (UTC)


Delirious. Thanks. As Zim ulator is not around to whore us UnNews types, we have to whore ourselves. Get a sound card and listen in! Spıke Ѧ 21:23 3-Nov-10

Zim has been found, actually. Mordillo tracked him down. Dun dun duuuun...
So how did he whore you lot, eh? Why can you not do much the same, or something? Wasn't he some massive UnNews fellow, himself? And I actually got a sound card now... I just don't have any drivers or knowledge what to do with them, anyhow. Do you know how to make ubuntu server support sound, by any chance? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 21:48 (UTC)

No I don't. Go fish. I tracked Zim down too; seems to be happy (except for the various illnesses). Spıke Ѧ 22:16 3-Nov-10

Dang. At least there is that, though... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 23:20 (UTC)

Zim was the Chief of UnNews (and probably would be again if he elects to come back) and spared no expense telling the world what his stable was up to. As I have had to start doing with my Not a nom on awards pages, as no one reads the UnNews:Newsroom. I'd rather write than stroke egos, but you are so good at encouraging people that I once told Romartus that UnNews should hire you solely to be Personnel Rep. Spıke Ѧ 23:24 3-Nov-10

I make a point to ignore UnNews. It's as alien to me as... alienness! But, er... what, exactly, is a newsroom? And what's that one? And would reading the About help matters? Have you nommed others, too? You should, you know. If there are any. Are there any? Are there?! ...maybe I should start paying attention to these things. o_O I could even learn to write newses... teehee, okay, maybe not, but... who knows. And the hell are you talking about? Me, encourage people? I make it my purpose to crush people's wills to do stuff, not... not... oh, wait, were you being sarcastic? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 23:48 (UTC)

I never joke about writing humor, and that was a real compliment. Please poke around UnNews. It might not be for you--in addition to being funny, there is the additional rigor of seeing something funny in the real world and making your story relate to it and read like real news; in mainspace, you're freer to choose your own topic and treatment. (Overnight we got two contributions that didn't.) The Newsroom is just the Forum for UnNews, pretty deserted at the moment. I copied all my not a noms there from last month's awards page. Spıke Ѧ 00:07 4-Nov-10

News based on real news is only one option of many. The many is making up your own news which has nothing to do with real news. Both those things have been fine in the past. I want to make up a fake news page about ants being elected to the House of Lords, yes, that would be a great news article. Large ants, maybe one Queen ant in the mix. Aleister 1:31 4 11
That sounds like something Zim wrote recently, Aleister... except it was bats. Some mad government project involving a dairy farm of giant bats or some such... okay, so not that similar, but it did have giant animals.
Cut I'm seriously starting to think this place must have killed my negative spirit, or something. Except that doesn't even make any sense, you know? I guess I will... eventually. I think I may have stretched myself a little thin here already, trying to do some many things at once and write too many things at once, at that... hmm.
So, would a story about a moose breaking into people's houses and terrorising them work? Any way to make that funny? And is there anything that might be pulled off the fact that the local newspaper here mixed up the weather forecast for this week with one from apparently a previous year? Now I'm curious. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 01:39 (UTC)

Aleister, you're right, though {{Original}} news is harder to pull off and do well. Lyrithya, whatever you do, don't burn yourself out! Moose? I think we've already had one home invasion in the state this season. I just collided with you taking I hate douche bags to QVFD; Simsilikesims, trusting soul, had just tagged it with {{Construction}}. Spıke Ѧ 01:47 4-Nov-10

Moose's elected to or breaking into the House of Lords? That's way to silly for news, although it may work if the mooses dress up in those white wigs and act superior. Pip pip. Aleister 1:43 4 11
That story would stand or fall on the strength of the Shoop. Spıke Ѧ 01:51 4-Nov-10

PS--"Any way to make that funny?" That is the key question. What I do is wait until a real event happens, then misread the news and run with the misreading. Best of all, get two stories, superficially related, and draw connections that don't belong. Spıke Ѧ 01:50 4-Nov-10

Heh, so we're in agreement that that does not deserve to live, construction tag or no, then? XD Good, good, and nice comment. And we'll see what whoever happens to come across this pile of potential deletions does, of course, but...
Eh, don't worry. The odds of me burning out on anything are incredibly slim, considering just how lazy I am. And what a procrastinator... I said I'd review something yesterday afternoon and still haven't done it, go figure. Oh well, something, something... I shall do something! And moose do a lot of that, no? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 01:53 (UTC)

Science Fiction

How are we in Science Fiction, shape wise? Is it close to where you are most comfortable with it? I haven't snuck over there in over a week if not longer. It scares me, science fiction, because it's science but fiction. Aleister 1:33 4 11

Er... I got horribly sidetracked before getting much of anywhere; I doubt I've been there in as long, myself. So, er... maybe... I should work on that? We should work on that? Something? Urgle... so much to do, so much to do... never enough time... *stares off into space thinking about ants instead of doing any of it* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 01:39 (UTC)
No, no, a nillion times no, I didn't mean it to place pressure right. . .there. . .Just was wondering what you think of it. I'll fish around in sci-fi, and have to see what the edits have done, but if you want to collab on those ants instead we could do that someday. And I won't even look at the page for awhile. Who needs it. It's science, that's all, mixed with some fiction, nothing to see there. Ants. Aleister 1:46 4 11


Huur. Okay. I think it ain't ready, in that case. Someone may need it... isn't that what IC does, fixes crappy necessary articles, or something? Mmm, we could try a proper collaboration, but... well... *emits aura of laziness* It could take awhile. Think the ants would work? It's not a bad idea, after all. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 01:58 (UTC)

Aleister, I ain't turning on animations just to see what that is. Sorry. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 02:05 (UTC)

You mean you have a machine that turns off animations? I've never heard of that. Is it some kind of magic computer twizzle thing? OK, I'll describe it. It's a small pic of a cartoon japanese girl whacking two other cartoon japanese girls, not in the same scene but in two different scenes, and from two different directions, with what could be interpreted as a frying pan. Which is why I thought you'd like it. It's not very long, it's like whack! whack! and then it's done. One of the two quick scenes has a blue background, the other an orange background. The girl hitting the others with a frying pan is wearing a grey sweater. UPDATE: Actually, the second scene may not picture the hitting of a Japanese girl, but of an caucasian ginger, who then throws up after she is whacked on the head. Quiet gruesome, actually, if studied closely. UPDATE TWO: Oh my God, I think she kills them both. Their eyes, just after they are pounded on the head, turn into big X's, which indicates death. This is a very upsetting update. I'll go back in and keep looking at it. As for sci-fi, nah, forget it, no comment on sci-fi. Ants, ants march where they go. Aleister 2:09 4 11
That doesn't look like a frying pan at all. It looks more like a greenish blue penis to me. Good thing you've got animations disabled, Lyrithya. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:19, 4 November 2010
Ye-es... animated images and flash animations, at any rate. Leaves javascript intact. It's very nice. Very, very, very nice, since nearly all animation is just plain annoying and has no actual decent reason to be so...
But... oh. Neat. Hitting people is fun. *beams* Well... *hits Socky over the head with a paper fan* yes.
Ouch. o_O Erm... right, then. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 02:21 (UTC)
UPDATE: Blood. After she hits them for just a brief instant a flood of blood flows from the point of impact. We are witnessing two murders! Two murders within the space of less than two seconds. I think the ginger one is smiling just before the fatal blow falls. Oh the humanity. Aleister 2:21 (the penis theory is just silly, that is obviously metal, either a pan or a solid kitchen piece)
I'm sure they had it coming. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 02:25 (UTC)

Redirect Problem

Hi, I have a heavily edited redo of an article I earlier submitted, now sitting in Pee Review, entitled Secret Nazi Moon Base. The previous version I created was redirected to an article someone else created called Top Secret Nazi Moon Base. Question I now have is how do I get my redone article posted without it being eaten / redirected?

Orbhunterx 05:02, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

You have my apologies. We took you for a vandal, what with your not particularly constructive edits to the original article and the fact that you just ignored us when we reverted you... so when you put forth the other version, it looked like just a strange copy with no real reason to exist...
If you want to rewrite an article like that, it is advised that you do not start with the article proper, or in a second version of the mainspace - create a copy in your userspace and work on it there. And... don't do it on the review, that... that's not what they're for. Anyway, I've copied the text from the review back into the second version you created and moved it into your userspace here for now. Sorry about the confusion, but you should be able to work on it there unhindered.
The problem is, though, a lot of your humour resembles political bashing, which is not the point of Uncyclopedia. We try to be funny... and made up histories simply aren't that funny in of themselves, either. I can give you a proper review later if you want, but for now, do read HTBFANJS and the Beginner's Guide.
Once you get articles to prettier, funnier state, then they tend to fare better in the mainspace. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 05:45 (UTC)

For your interests...

Hi, I am just saying that you could adopt this new guy. Yes, he may seem 12 and a n00b, but on WP he was talk page stalker. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 18:02, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Does it want to be adopted, though? Does it have any interest beyond user and talkpages, for that matter? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 18:07 (UTC)
Also, your signature is too tall. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 18:08 (UTC)

So, nobody cares. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 20:07, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

What, now? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 20:08 (UTC)
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